BOOK EM DAN-O  1:46 pm March 14, 2012

Ann Coulter: Only Ann Coulter Should Exploit GOP Base, Challenges Sarah Palin to Slap-Fight

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

CatfightBeloved liberal icon Ann Coulter had stern words for genius Facebook inventor Sarah Palin, whom apparently she simply does not care for, while speaking in Vero Beach, Florida.

“One of the ones promoting that [a brokered convention] is Sarah Palin, who has suggested herself as the choice,” Coulter said. “I think as long as it’s between us girls — I’ve been observing something about her. I don’t think it’s likely to happen. I don’t know what these people are cheering for. As I wrote in a column a few weeks back, who is this dream candidate we’re hoping to get from the convention, because Rick Perry used to be the dream candidate. Can we see them in a debate first?”


Coulter was so perturbed, she was forced to compare Palin unfavorably to the Democrat Party.

“And just a more corporate problem is I think our party and particularly our movement, the conservative movement, does have more of a problem with con men and charlatans than the Democratic Party,” she said. “I mean, the incentives seem to be set up to allow people — as long as you have a band of a few million fanatical followers, you can make money. The Democrats have managed to figure out how not to do that.”

[...]

Coulter proposed a pledge for Republican presidential candidates, which would be meant to limit their ability to profit off of political stardom.

“The one pledge I support and I think I’m going to draft it up is for all Republican nominees for president — I want them to sign a pledge saying, ‘If I lose the nomination I pledge I will not take a gig with Fox News or write a book.’”

Coulter, a frequent guest on various television programs featuring political inanities, is herself the author of nine “books.”

[DailyCallgirl]

 

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SorosBot March 14, 2012 at 1:49 pm

Well yes the conservative movement, does indeed have more of a problem with con men and charlatans than the Democratic Party; Ann should know, being one of them.

GOPCrusher March 14, 2012 at 1:53 pm

Yep, she would be the expert. Maybe she's figured out that Sarah Palin is cutting into her profits?

SorosBot March 14, 2012 at 2:00 pm

Today she's even more of a has-been than the snowbilly, but really if she wants attention she should go after someone who is actually relevant.

Terry March 14, 2012 at 3:29 pm

…and Sarah doesn't have the wee adam's apple issue, either.

actor212 March 14, 2012 at 1:54 pm

ADAM'S APPLE LIBEL!

Baconzgood March 14, 2012 at 2:05 pm

Kettle to Pot: YOU'RE BLACK!

teebob2000 March 14, 2012 at 3:47 pm

I assume you mean to imply she's a con man.

La_Cieca March 14, 2012 at 4:38 pm

In fact, she's both.

MissTaken March 14, 2012 at 1:50 pm

That's a good picture of Coulter. The shadow from her chin hides her Adam's apple fairly well.

actor212 March 14, 2012 at 1:55 pm

Her legs seems freakishly long

Like she's a praying mantis or something.

SorosBot March 14, 2012 at 2:02 pm

But according to the fashion industry, the longer and skinnier a woman's legs are, the hotter they are!

Really that's not true; short smooth silky legs can be very hot indeed.

actor212 March 14, 2012 at 2:06 pm

My problem with skinny legs is, I'm rather….active…and I'd be afraid of snapping them like twigs.

fuflans March 14, 2012 at 2:35 pm

i have skinny legs. really, they don't snap.

(and i would not insult mr fuflans by saying he is anything other than thorough in his attentions).

Limeylizzie March 14, 2012 at 2:23 pm

How about long, muscular legs like a soccer player ,with a short body?

actor212 March 14, 2012 at 2:28 pm

Brandi Chastain.

I'll be in my bunk. Ask the editrix to refrain from posting for five…no, ten minutes.

prommie March 14, 2012 at 2:33 pm

And Gs!

MissTaken March 14, 2012 at 2:35 pm

Thanks sweetie.

SorosBot March 14, 2012 at 2:43 pm

Aw, you're welcome; and they are very nice.

actor212 March 14, 2012 at 2:43 pm

Was THAT was that post was about?

I'm so revoking his man card…

valgal2342 March 14, 2012 at 8:48 pm

Thank you.

FROTHY March 15, 2012 at 12:15 am

I get the feeling that last is a description of MissTaken's gams.

stncmchnc March 14, 2012 at 2:05 pm

I'm biting your head off! Apologies to Kids in the Hall.

Lascauxcaveman March 14, 2012 at 1:57 pm

"I find that photo difficult to masterbate to."

But then again, I'm not into dudes.

Baconzgood March 14, 2012 at 2:00 pm

2 posts in a row. I'm blushing with joy. I feel so loved!

Lascauxcaveman March 14, 2012 at 2:21 pm

Don't be modest, you know you've created a classic.

actor212 March 14, 2012 at 2:28 pm

I agree. Instant internet meme

nonbeliever7 March 14, 2012 at 2:48 pm

But I hear that photo works well if you're into nekrophil….necrofilly….bloodless corpses.

Swampgas_Man March 14, 2012 at 3:35 pm

It's Necrophilledelphia.

FROTHY March 15, 2012 at 12:19 am

Quack?

redarmyzombie March 15, 2012 at 9:27 am

BAAAAACK! GET IT BAAAAAAAACK!

prommie March 14, 2012 at 2:34 pm

Too bad she couldn't hide that penis, the one sitting on her shoulders.

valgal2342 March 14, 2012 at 8:47 pm

The shoes say it all.

Lucidamente1 March 14, 2012 at 1:50 pm

I don't know about you guys, but I was hoping for another sequel to Alien vs. Predator.

actor212 March 14, 2012 at 1:55 pm

Ann v. Sarah is a pretty good sequel

Terry March 14, 2012 at 3:32 pm

Ann and Sarah could make the Alien and Predator weep from fear if they were standing between either woman and a pile of money.

orygoon March 14, 2012 at 1:50 pm

Every time I look at that photo I think "Caligula Coulter". No idea why.

LetUsBray March 14, 2012 at 5:24 pm

She does bear a resemblance to Incitatus, yes?

gullywompr March 14, 2012 at 1:51 pm

Palin responded: "That cunt!"

tihond March 14, 2012 at 3:20 pm

"That Dick" would be more accurate.

Bonghits4Jesus March 14, 2012 at 6:07 pm

What's bigger than Ann's cooter?…

Sarah's Failin'!

Baconzgood March 14, 2012 at 1:51 pm

"I think as long as it’s between us girls" FOUL!!!!!!!!!

That's a man, man.

GOPCrusher March 14, 2012 at 1:54 pm

Maybe she/he/it is using the term "girls" ironically?

AlterNewt March 14, 2012 at 1:51 pm

Inane bitch calls inane bitch 'inane bitch.'

Baconzgood March 14, 2012 at 1:57 pm

If Sarah calls her an insane bitch back the perpetual motion generator that has eluded mankind will finally be created.

AlterNewt March 14, 2012 at 2:33 pm

Yeah. Sort of a 'screedback' loop.

actor212 March 14, 2012 at 2:01 pm

Sluttyo killed the media star.

elgin_pelican March 14, 2012 at 1:52 pm

DemocratIC party. Not "Democrat" party.

Jerri March 14, 2012 at 2:01 pm

Wait, since when?

Generation[redacted] March 14, 2012 at 2:08 pm

Huh huh. Stoopid libruls cant even spel there own partys name rite.

actor212 March 14, 2012 at 2:15 pm

And it's mAnn Coulter, not Ann, mAnn

memzilla March 14, 2012 at 1:52 pm

"…I want them to sign a pledge saying, ‘If I lose the nomination I pledge I will not take a gig with Fox News or write a book.’”

This is the first time I've ever agreed with Mann Coulter about anything. Someone better check on the temperature of Hell.

actor212 March 14, 2012 at 1:55 pm

Trust me, it's pretty cold down here today.

elviouslyqueer March 14, 2012 at 2:38 pm

Andy Breitbart? That you?

actor212 March 14, 2012 at 2:51 pm

No, it's me. I'm just making sure the little shit stays dead.

MissTaken March 14, 2012 at 1:52 pm

I want them to sign a pledge saying, ‘If I lose the nomination I pledge I will not take a gig with Fox News or write a book.’

Then where's the benefit of running? To actually become President? Hahahahaha!

Franknflower March 14, 2012 at 1:53 pm

That picture makes her look almost human.

memzilla March 14, 2012 at 1:54 pm

That picture killed Print Media.

actor212 March 14, 2012 at 2:20 pm

She looks like a horse I bet in the third at Sausalito

GOPCrusher March 14, 2012 at 4:34 pm

Human? I don't think you're using that word properly.

Chet Kincaid March 14, 2012 at 5:02 pm

Really? Let me take a look. Uh, no.

chicken_thief March 14, 2012 at 1:54 pm

Another pledge?! Repubs are going to need a fucking flow chart to keep track of all their pledges. Please, Ann, let's go with an alternate possibility.

actor212 March 14, 2012 at 2:19 pm

Imma think most of the candidates would listen to Ann's challenge and then say "Neiiiiiiiiiiiigh!"

Doktor StrangeZoom March 14, 2012 at 2:41 pm

It'll be like the Glorious Loyalty Oath Crusade in Catch-22:

All the enlisted men and officers on combat duty had to sign a loyalty oath to get their map cases from the intelligence tent, a second loyalty oath to receive their flak suits and parachutes from the parachute tent, a third loyalty oath for Lieutenant Balkington, the motor vehicle officer, to be allowed to ride from the squadron to the airfield in one of the trucks. Every time they turned around there was another loyalty oath to be signed. They signed a loyalty oath to get their pay from the finance officer, to obtain their PX supplies, to have their hair cut by the Italian barbers. To Captain Black, every officer who supported his Glorious Loyalty Oath Crusade was a competitor, and he planned and plotted twenty-four hours a day to keep one step ahead. He would stand second to none in his devotion to country. When other officers had followed his urging and introduced loyalty oaths of their own, he went them one better by making every son of a bitch who came to his intelligence tent sign two loyalty oaths, then three, then four; then he introduced the pledge of allegiance, and after that “The Star-Spangled Banner,” one chorus, two choruses, three choruses, four choruses. Each time Captain Black forged ahead of his competitors, he swung upon them scornfully for their failure to follow his example. Each time they followed his example, he retreated with concern and racked his brain for some new stratagem that would enable him to turn upon them scornfully again.

starfanglednut March 14, 2012 at 3:15 pm

That comment is a real feather in your cap.

Tundra Grifter March 14, 2012 at 3:29 pm

Just as long as they didn't have to replace their little American lapel flags with pledge pins.

actor212 March 14, 2012 at 1:54 pm

I think as long as it’s between us girls

Errr, Ann? I see a problem here…

nounverb911 March 14, 2012 at 2:02 pm

Is she including Lindsey Graham in that list?

hollywooddood March 14, 2012 at 2:07 pm

Adam's apple or gtfo.

Wilcoxyz March 14, 2012 at 1:54 pm

I'm thinking Palin-Coulter pillow fight to settle this. And maybe we could get a woman to stand in for Coulter to make it sexy. I mean fair.

actor212 March 14, 2012 at 2:08 pm

Only if the pillows are made of granite.

Baconzgood March 14, 2012 at 1:55 pm

CAT FIGHT! CAT FIGHT! CAT FIGHT! CAT FIGHT! CAT FIGHT! CAT FIGHT!

chicken_thief March 14, 2012 at 1:55 pm

If she's Ms Right, I wanna be wrong.

Lascauxcaveman March 14, 2012 at 1:55 pm

Annie, dear, the reason you conservatives have more of a problem with con men and charlatans is that you have a larger percentage of stupid people who believe them.

You, of all people, have known and profited from this for years.

GOPCrusher March 14, 2012 at 4:36 pm

There is also the entire genre of tele-evangelism.

GeoffPeterson March 14, 2012 at 1:55 pm

Meow!

But, srsly Ann, stop making sense and talking all reasonable-like. That's not what we expect from you, and anyway, reasonableness is our thing.

fuflans March 14, 2012 at 2:32 pm

yeah she actually made two or three factual points.

weird.

SorosBot March 14, 2012 at 2:38 pm

She's always made sense every once in a while; the woman's not a crazed true believer, but just a grifter who plays them for profit, and makes outrageous statements for attention.

neiltheblaze March 14, 2012 at 1:57 pm

Intellectual consistency is the hobgoblin of intellectuals – not grifters.

PubOption March 14, 2012 at 1:57 pm

If there is a brokered convention, will Charles Schwab be the Republican nominee?

Fukui-sanYesOta March 14, 2012 at 2:20 pm

Bernie Madoff.

Tundra Grifter March 14, 2012 at 3:30 pm

Ya know why they call him a "broker?" 'Cause that's what the client gets.
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/03/14/opinion/why-i-a

Fascinating!

GOPCrusher March 14, 2012 at 4:37 pm

Edward G. Jones

Tundra Grifter March 14, 2012 at 8:22 pm

"We need a President who cares less about Smith Barney and more about Barney Smith."

~ Barney Smith at the 2008 Democratic Convention

Dashboard Buddha March 14, 2012 at 1:58 pm

Christ…what is this…harpy versus harridan death match?

Schmannnity March 14, 2012 at 1:58 pm

Ann Coulter: 50 years old and never pregnant. I think she may be using the demon contraception.

Lascauxcaveman March 14, 2012 at 2:03 pm

Oh brother. Would take that thing to bed?

PuckStopsHere March 14, 2012 at 3:33 pm

In re "Who would take that thing to bed?"

This guy.

MarionNYNY March 14, 2012 at 5:55 pm

It just goes to show there every conceivable fetish really can be found somewhere on the internet.

YouBetcha March 14, 2012 at 2:09 pm

Contraception? It's her personality.

Guppy March 14, 2012 at 2:14 pm

Not docile and subservient enough?

YouBetcha March 14, 2012 at 2:21 pm

Too much screech, not enough sultry. It's really hard to maintain some chub when you have an emaciated man screaming at you. So I've been told.

Guppy March 14, 2012 at 2:30 pm

So she's neither a lady in the living room nor a whore in the bedroom?

FNMA March 14, 2012 at 2:11 pm

I believe for a woman to get pregnant, she needs what are commonly referred to as "ovaries."

GOPCrusher March 14, 2012 at 4:39 pm

And a vagina would be a good start.

Baconzgood March 14, 2012 at 2:12 pm

Uhhhh. Men can't get knocked up. That was just a movie dude.

actor212 March 14, 2012 at 2:24 pm

No, actually, it's just that she's rather quick and bites the head off her partner before he finishes.

Exhausted66 March 14, 2012 at 2:29 pm

Hard to get pregnant with a penis.

slowhansolo March 14, 2012 at 1:58 pm

Just for context: As far as Ann was concerned, Santorum was just perfect, except for his permissive stance on immigration. So, you know, credibility.

metamarcisf March 14, 2012 at 1:58 pm

If by "book" you mean "the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex", then, yes.

nounverb911 March 14, 2012 at 1:59 pm

Can they have the slap fight in a mud bath?

freakishlywrong March 14, 2012 at 2:00 pm

Didn't this blathering hypocrite anoint the snow billy with "conservative of the year", in 2009, the same year her book screeching about single mothers being the cause of all the problems in Ameriduh? And Bristol attended the crowning? Shut up, twunt.

Generation[redacted] March 14, 2012 at 2:02 pm

"— as long as you have a band of a few million fanatical followers, you can make money. The Democrats have managed to figure out how not to do that.”

Make money? Yes, we are experts at not doing that.

chicken_thief March 14, 2012 at 2:21 pm

As they whine about Hopey hoping to raise $1B….

Baconzgood March 14, 2012 at 2:03 pm

Which one is Dorthy gonna drop a house on? Enquiring minds want to know.

elviouslyqueer March 14, 2012 at 2:11 pm

Both of them, Katie.

actor212 March 14, 2012 at 2:11 pm

All of them, Katie

Mumbletypeg March 14, 2012 at 2:03 pm

Eh, Jim-dandy O'Keefe passed off more adorably when he was trying to stay relevant, than this witch-hooligan.

donner_froh March 14, 2012 at 2:03 pm

Can we see them in a debate first?

Only a person as heartless as Coulter would suggest another GOP debate. Mass suicide would follow.

ingloriousbytch March 14, 2012 at 2:52 pm

And the problem with that would be….?

GeorgiaBurning March 14, 2012 at 3:21 pm

Have the debate on the convention floor. First dibs on the grape Kool-Aid concession, thought the You-tube video might make more money.

dadanarchist March 14, 2012 at 2:03 pm

"Challenges Sarah Palin to Slap-Fight"

Careful now. Rich Lowry might die from the resulting hard-on.

FNMA March 14, 2012 at 2:13 pm

And the downside is….

dadanarchist March 14, 2012 at 2:17 pm

Someone would have to clean up the mess.

RavenRant March 14, 2012 at 2:27 pm

It's mighty tough getting all those starbursts out of the carpets and upholstery.

ManchuCandidate March 14, 2012 at 2:05 pm

Title Bout for Heavyweight C-word on Fox Newz's Foxy Boxing

Swampgas_Man March 14, 2012 at 3:39 pm

Coulter is no heavyweight, physically or intellectually.

Callyson March 14, 2012 at 2:05 pm

as long as you have a band of a few million fanatical followers, you can make money. The Democrats have managed to figure out how not to do that
Yeah, that's because the fanatics are all in *your* party, Coultergeist…

DaRooster March 14, 2012 at 2:06 pm

Shouldn't she bedazzle those shoes with rubies?

SorosBot March 14, 2012 at 2:09 pm

Just as long as we don't know whether she vajazzles or not.

Fare la Volpe March 14, 2012 at 2:17 pm

Ann would have to pejazzle.

actor212 March 14, 2012 at 2:12 pm

Wouldn't the "blood of thousands of virginal Mexican leather workers" be more in keeping with her personality?

chicken_thief March 14, 2012 at 2:22 pm

No. She should toss them in the trash.

DaRooster March 14, 2012 at 4:19 pm

…without removing them…

YouBetcha March 14, 2012 at 2:07 pm

Ann Coulter? Not genetic female. But I'd still pay good money to see her and Palin pull out eachother's hair.

Fare la Volpe March 14, 2012 at 2:16 pm

There's an XTube channel for that.

Steverino247 March 14, 2012 at 2:08 pm

I saw that magazine cover once, only the caption was "It Puts the Lotion on Its Skin"

ManchuCandidate March 14, 2012 at 2:15 pm

I thought "Basic Instinct" and "Crying Game."

Steverino247 March 14, 2012 at 4:08 pm

Hey, don't harsh my fapping potential to Sharon Stone like that, dude!

bumfug March 14, 2012 at 2:12 pm

And then she called her a slut.

Generation[redacted] March 14, 2012 at 2:12 pm

What kind of monster would put shoes like that on a horse?

actor212 March 14, 2012 at 2:16 pm

What? You've never been lonely in a barn?

QUIT JUDGING ME!

Nostrildamus March 14, 2012 at 2:14 pm

Ann's stockings look wrong in that picture.

MadBrahms March 14, 2012 at 6:18 pm

You gotta admit it though, those shoes accessorize really well with a broom.

actor212 March 14, 2012 at 2:15 pm

Just imagine it's a kilt and do it for England

Limeylizzie March 14, 2012 at 2:24 pm

Fucking Scotland again, are we?

Guppy March 14, 2012 at 2:15 pm

"I mean, the incentives seem to be set up to allow people — as long as you have a band of a few million fanatical followers, you can make money."

I didn't realize Coulter was working on an autobiography.

elviouslyqueer March 14, 2012 at 2:16 pm

That image is very disturbing. I wish you’d have chosen something else. I realize that it’s a shameful part of American history that we should never forget, but it’s too much.

freakishlywrong March 14, 2012 at 2:26 pm

We'll always have that and butsecks. Wait, what?

Doktor StrangeZoom March 14, 2012 at 2:38 pm

This whole pundit can be shipped to Afghanistan, no one has lost any

fuflans March 14, 2012 at 2:40 pm

booyah!

actor212 March 14, 2012 at 2:17 pm

*crossing legs tightly*

Ow.

Limeylizzie March 14, 2012 at 2:18 pm

Not to be shallow, but those white tights make her legs look like uncooked bratwurst.

fuflans March 14, 2012 at 2:46 pm

darling shallow is what we live for.

though i confess i do like her shoes.

prommie March 14, 2012 at 2:47 pm

Condoms full of jizz.

Limeylizzie March 14, 2012 at 3:06 pm

Yes.

actor212 March 14, 2012 at 2:49 pm

There's a picket fence missing two slats.

Baconzgood March 14, 2012 at 2:18 pm

"Rick Perry used to be the dream candidate"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…….HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

You still got it Ann.

HolyCow!! March 14, 2012 at 2:18 pm

Mediawhore on mediawhore action. All we need is a kiddie pool full of mud.

Even liberals might pay to see that.

Toomush_Infer March 14, 2012 at 2:18 pm

Reptilians eating reptilians: such good manners….

elviouslyqueer March 14, 2012 at 2:19 pm

All right, Alexis and Krystle. Back to your corners, you hags, and come out fighting.

actor212 March 14, 2012 at 2:26 pm

Kudos for the Dynasty fight ref.

annettaj March 14, 2012 at 2:22 pm

Where's a house when you need one to drop on Ann and her Alaskan twisted sister?

Toomush_Infer March 14, 2012 at 3:09 pm

Which one was the Witch of the East …? I get so easily confused by these….not sure Ann would melt with water….might have to use kerosene….

SoBeach March 14, 2012 at 2:23 pm

The conservative movement has problem with con men and charlatans. But acid tongued, revolting, "pundits" making bank calling half the country godless traitors are juuuust fine.

Side note: She was speaking maybe ten miles from me last night, and this is the first I've heard of it. She's really lost some mojo.

Lascauxcaveman March 14, 2012 at 2:23 pm

Also "bicurious," apparently.

Generation[redacted] March 14, 2012 at 2:44 pm

See also, "high as a mutherfucker"

Swampgas_Man March 14, 2012 at 3:36 pm

Downright "Bi-Odd".

smoothmineral March 14, 2012 at 2:24 pm

Put a muzzle on her and I'd hit it.

actor212 March 14, 2012 at 2:31 pm

"How many times did you, Ann?"

*paws ground once…twice…three times…*

"WINNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!"

BornInATrailer March 14, 2012 at 2:44 pm

I wouldn't fuck her with her dick.

beavertank March 14, 2012 at 3:04 pm

Not to judge, but you're such a trooper for volunteering to take the tranny and save the rest of us

That "woman" is as convincing as I am when you slap a wig on me.

RavenRant March 14, 2012 at 2:28 pm

I call them the New Confederacy.

RadioStalingrad March 14, 2012 at 2:29 pm

C'mon you guys, quit with the catfight.

slowhansolo March 14, 2012 at 2:29 pm

Those gams! It's like Reed Richards in drag.

Gunner Asch March 14, 2012 at 2:30 pm

Just like at our house. First dog to the food bowl snarls at the latecomer.

freakishlywrong March 14, 2012 at 2:31 pm

Are your dogs female?

prommie March 14, 2012 at 2:32 pm

She's a perfectly fine woman. . . . . . for me to poop on!

DonnyKerabotsos March 14, 2012 at 2:32 pm

No snark here, just cynical satisfaction. It's looking none too good for the R's when the adult in the room turns out to be Ann Coulter.

I am growing cautiously hopeful that after the bizarre and entertaining spectacle that the repubs have provided this primary season, that the republican party will roll into Tampa in August, drop the gavel, and just collapse like a circus tent in a tornado.

As for a brokered convention, at this point I wouldn't be surprised to see them turn their backs on the fab four and nominate someone who didn't spend millions of $ or have a PAC or participate in a single debate, caucus, primary or straw poll.

But not Sarah. She has one of those 'vagina' thingees they're so touchy about.

memzilla March 14, 2012 at 2:36 pm

Say, you know which other right-wing male sex symbol appeared on the cover of Time Magazine… ?

[no peeking at the answer, now...]

BornInATrailer March 14, 2012 at 2:53 pm
HistoriCat March 14, 2012 at 3:54 pm
DemmeFatale March 14, 2012 at 2:36 pm

I haven't been this nauseated by a cover since St. Sarah and Nasty Nancy.

ph7 March 14, 2012 at 2:38 pm

I want them to sign a pledge saying, ‘If I lose the nomination I pledge I will not take a gig with Fox News

Notice that Republicans no longer even try to deny that Fox News is the commercial arm of the Party.

DahBoner March 14, 2012 at 2:39 pm

Being a hateful Repubelican woman is not a "choice", it's a Lifestyle

V572 Flambé March 14, 2012 at 2:39 pm

OT: is the Nate-Silver-is-infallible boomlet over? Looks like it…
http://fivethirtyeight.blogs.nytimes.com/

Nate sez Newt's got a 48% chance of winning Alabama, and Romney's a 54% favorite in Mississississippippi.

Fukui-sanYesOta March 14, 2012 at 2:57 pm

To be fair, he did cover his ass before the primaries with a long article about how polling in the deep south, particularly in AL and MS, is the most unreliable in the country.

Which makes me wonder why. Do a lot of people in these states fear Satan's Electronic Mouthpiece? Are they just confused?

Mumbletypeg March 14, 2012 at 3:11 pm

yeah, I was prompted to revisit Silver's site after Lucidamente called out the concern-trolling NYT thing yesterday and found myself reading the same bit. agreed, he was covering and at the same time I learned something from reading his analysis, just like I used to when I took time to read him more often.

V572 Flambé March 14, 2012 at 3:15 pm

Yeah, he’s good. Just thought it was funny that the wrong predictos were still up on the site.

Limeylizzie March 14, 2012 at 2:41 pm

This is the Wonkette, it's what we do.

AlterNewt March 14, 2012 at 2:45 pm

"Judging." So that's what the kids are calling it.

anniegetyerfun March 14, 2012 at 2:44 pm

When it comes to speaker's fees and Fox News appearances, I don't think that former Presidents have that much of a problem. If you want to talk about vote buying via lobbying, then we can look to Congress and find countless examples of con men and charlatans.

I'm more worried about Charlie Rangel's effect on our nation's policy than Sarah Palin's. Palin, like Coulter, is actually irrelevant to the political process. Sound and fury, signifiying nothing. Oh, sure, they get their fame and fortune, but true impact on actual laws? No.

fuflans March 14, 2012 at 2:45 pm

i believe 'the lady' is sitting in a barcelona chair which is bauhaus, european and socialisms.

owhatever March 14, 2012 at 2:49 pm

Admit it. Coulter is one good-looking tranny.

BaldarTFlagass March 14, 2012 at 2:58 pm

I'd still rather do RuPaul.

Tundra Grifter March 14, 2012 at 3:35 pm

She'd look ok if she could just drop a few lbs.

meatlofer March 14, 2012 at 2:55 pm

How come when you look up the word "Cunt" in Websters, they have her picture there?

beavertank March 14, 2012 at 3:02 pm

"The Democrats have managed to figure out how not to do that."

Yeah, it's called not being a horrible disingenuous blood sucking parasite. Hard one to figure out, I know.

sailingthestyx March 14, 2012 at 3:12 pm

if there's one thing that I learned in high school, it was to never interrupt a cat fight…

starfanglednut March 14, 2012 at 3:16 pm

Please people, are we not better than these tranny jokes? Trans people are our friends.

doloras March 14, 2012 at 7:20 pm

Word up my nizzle. Trans people are massively hurt that you would compare any of them to Ann Coulter. And if Ann Coulter were trans, it still wouldn't be okay, any more than it's okay to use homophobic slurs against Log Cabin Republicans.

starfanglednut March 14, 2012 at 7:31 pm

Thanks. I am beginning to make it a mission to rid my beloved wonkette of tranny jokes. They are totally uncool in my book.

doloras March 14, 2012 at 8:28 pm

Saw your friend got her SRS in Montreal. I have a friend who got hers in Portland.

starfanglednut March 14, 2012 at 8:38 pm

Cool! I didn't know there was a Dr. in Portland doing them. The guy in Canada was wonderful.

commiegirl March 14, 2012 at 8:39 pm

My aunt got hers in Dallas.

commiegirl March 14, 2012 at 8:39 pm

Ack, no she didn't, I am drinking wine. She *lives* in Dallas. She got it done in Thailand.

FROTHY March 15, 2012 at 12:44 am

See, now all MY friends — oh, ok, MOST — get theirs done in Thailand.

C_R_Eature March 14, 2012 at 8:10 pm

WTF is it about transmissions that people find funny? I have a 5-speed Manual and I don't think it's funny at all!
What's that? Trannies? Oh! Never mind.

Seriuosly – no Trans Jokes from me from now on. And comparing Coulter to anything but an evil Synthetic Replicant Sex/Anger Troll is wrong.

doloras March 14, 2012 at 8:28 pm

Helpful hint for all: tr*nny is a word like n*gger or f*ggot. Don't use it unless you are one.

C_R_Eature March 14, 2012 at 8:32 pm

Thanks for the heads up. That'll be easy 'cos that's the only time I've ever written that word in that context, I think. Mine is almost always a gearhead reference.

FROTHY March 15, 2012 at 12:45 am

I love me my stick-shift. And thank you for not resorting to "tranny" as an insult to some fine, fine people.

C_R_Eature March 15, 2012 at 6:33 am

No Worries, Mate. Now I know where the line is (and that there IS a line) it won't be crossed again.

I think the real insult here is being compared to Ann Coulter and I always thought that the ugliest part of her body was her Mind.
(hattip to FZ!)

PS Thanx for not bring a Scold. That just pisses me off.

Also: If you haven't read This you will probably enjoy it.

FROTHY March 15, 2012 at 12:43 am

Thank you. I have many trans friends, and it hurts me to read "tranny" being flung around like a casual insult here on teh Wonketz. I won't say anything about it simply because I believe strongly in the right to say offensive things, a habit I myself indulge in to the max. But thank you for standing up for all the wonderful transexual/gender/vestite people in the world, who don't deserve to be casually insulted.

Eve8Apples March 14, 2012 at 3:20 pm

"Can we see them in a debate first?”

Jesus Fuckin' Christ, NOOOOOOOO! My liver can't take any more GOP debates.

Isn't too many debates the heart of the problem with the GOP? The more the assclowns speak, the less the American public likes them.

James Michael Curley March 14, 2012 at 3:22 pm

You think that's a horrible cover? You should hear Barry Manilow's cover of "All Along the Watchtower."

FROTHY March 15, 2012 at 12:46 am

Oh, fuck me, no, he did NOT! NOOOO! Not my favourite song!!

James Michael Curley March 15, 2012 at 12:50 pm

My son is a big Battlestar Galactica fan and, I think, the final episode had the characters passing along a message about a secret meeting by using lines from Watchtower, so I looked up the song on Amazon. Manilow is probably the lamest of quite a few lamos who did covers of it. I haven’t got the nerve to look up “Like a Rolling Stone”

Sassomatic March 14, 2012 at 3:25 pm

Damn it, people, you are making us look like the charlatans we are.

Terry March 14, 2012 at 3:28 pm

"Can we see them in a debate first?”

For the love of all that's holy, please, no more GOP debates.

natoslug March 14, 2012 at 3:34 pm

Why the long face?

Tundra Grifter March 14, 2012 at 3:36 pm

Ole Newt thought he had a couple of million fanatical Twitter followers.

Only they turned out to be the phantom creation of his highly-paid consultants.

Antispandex March 14, 2012 at 3:39 pm

“I think as long as it’s between us girls …"

I'd watch that kind of talk Ann. It's just going to get some investigating perv with one of those "up-skirt" cams to go looking for proof…that won't be good, for most of us. You know, the ones who aren't bulimic.

ElPinche March 14, 2012 at 3:54 pm

Man, that Daniel Craig in drag is semi-bangable.

valthemus March 14, 2012 at 4:03 pm

Did anyone else look at Coulter's pointy toes and immediately think of that scene in the "From Russia With Love" where the old lady psycho spy tries to kill James Bond with knives that popped out of her shoes?

actor212 March 14, 2012 at 4:11 pm

*getting notebook*

Now, say that again, only slower…

scarface99 March 14, 2012 at 4:14 pm

i got spinach stuck in my teeth…..let me use her left leg to pick it out (anorexicskinny wymen are repulsive)

elburritodeluxe March 14, 2012 at 4:26 pm

I would fucking LOVE to figure out how to do that (con people with empty liberal nonsense), by the way!

Mr Pre-Press March 14, 2012 at 4:27 pm

I propose a duel between the Impalinator and Coultergeist—14" double-dongers, at 50 yards.

WiscDad March 14, 2012 at 4:31 pm

Let's take a vote!!! Ann Coulter…baldy or au natural?

Chet Kincaid March 14, 2012 at 4:50 pm

I have yet to hear a suitably demeaning equivalent to "Democrat Party" that a Republican would actually be offended by, so I say the Democrats should just embrace "Democrat Party" and use it as much as possible. That will shut their fucking wingnut pieholes.

Designer_Rants March 14, 2012 at 11:52 pm

I gotta imagine "Republicrat" bothers some of them. Especially if it's used in the casual, unacknowledged manner they do because some of them actually don't know any better. I was listening to NPR or State PR the other day and a guy called in and was corrected 2 or 3 times, but kept saying "Democrat Party" cuz HE REALLY DIDN"T UNDERSTAND it wasn't proper.

So I'm gonna go with Republicrat when I'm feeling frisky, see if it annoys properly.

FROTHY March 15, 2012 at 12:23 am

Repuglycuntz just doesn't do it for ya?

Chet Kincaid March 14, 2012 at 5:10 pm

A rabid horse drawing a runaway carriage cannot pull back its own reins. It's one of Lao Tzu's.

LetUsBray March 14, 2012 at 5:35 pm

Grifterella vs. Coultergeist? What are they going to do, have a Shrieking Boner-Imploding Voice-Off?

Isyaignert March 14, 2012 at 6:06 pm

Looks like Man Coultergeist wears about a size 15 shoe.

PuglyDoRight March 14, 2012 at 6:07 pm

She (if she really is a she) creeps the everlovin' SHIT outta me.

Bonghits4Jesus March 14, 2012 at 6:08 pm

Dem's dream ticket: Palin-Coulter in a brokered convention.

randcoolcatdaddy March 14, 2012 at 6:28 pm

Ann Coulter's still around? I thought her handlers had recalled her back to that alien reptilian planet.

Negropolis March 15, 2012 at 2:59 am

That's a MAN, baby*

*said in "Maury audience member, sassy, black woman" voice.

ttommyunger March 15, 2012 at 4:02 pm

The difference between Ann and a bowling ball: I could eat a bowling ball if I had to. The difference between Lou Sarah and Ann: I could fuck Sarah if she promised not to speak.

actor212 March 14, 2012 at 2:42 pm

Until you got to the Mr Fuflans part….

Lemme just say I weigh 230.

Limeylizzie March 14, 2012 at 2:45 pm

I am like the love child of Wayne Rooney and Anita Ekberg.

MissTaken March 14, 2012 at 2:50 pm

It is funny that all us short ladies seem to have the biggest boobies. I guess our low center of gravity helps us support them.

actor212 March 14, 2012 at 2:55 pm

I hope that means you got her looks and his nimbleness.

Cuz…you know…

Not_So_Much March 14, 2012 at 2:51 pm

If by "funny" you mean 'hawt', yes.

Limeylizzie March 14, 2012 at 3:05 pm

Very true, I am from a family of short, large-breasted women, I knew it was my destiny.

FROTHY March 15, 2012 at 12:17 am

Um, about these things wut you call "boobies." I may have to inspect them … closely. Very closely.

redarmyzombie March 15, 2012 at 9:25 am

Hey! Get in line like the rest of us!

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