Poor Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker. Nobody loves him, everybody hates him, and he is stuck in government “service” instead of being off in the private sector making “real money.” Also, “Not that this job is that important to me,” he said, because at this point all he really wants in life is for a laid-off DMV clerk to just cold smash him in the nards. Audio after the jump!
Scott Walker’s salary of $144,000 is nearly three times the median Wisconsin household income. Also, Scott Walker is a dick.
[DailyKos, via WeAreWisconsin]
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He is running head-to-head with The Situation for the title of "Most expensive Douchebag."
I thought that was Donald Trump.
He's on the panel of judges for the award.
I forthwith and forevermore declare that such personalities as this do not DESERVE to be called "douchebags." From now on, they should instead be known as "enema-bags." Thank you.
They are their own worst enemas…
Cheer up Scott, once the voters fire you, you can collect unemployment.
Or save them some money and resign *now*, you petulant bowl of fuck.
[PayPaling yet another $25 to the recall folks.]
Actually, if you are fired, you may be penalized by NOT receiving EI.
"My wife in some ways would like it if I went back to the private sector and make some real money"
From the Mrs.' mouth to God's ears…
Because she wants that third Caddy to pull ahead of Ofmitt.
The people of WI may send you back to the private sector, where you can polish turds for the Kock demons full time.
But the rent boys would not be happy would they Scotti?
He's just sucking up to be Mitt's running mate.
No such luck. TMittens hires busloads of contractors like Walker in one go, and the kneepads aren't sturdy enough.
So deluded. The Koch Brothers may be rich but they didn't get that way by being generous to The Help. And $150K is a little rich for a ball washer.
Depends on what you mean by "ball washer."
Go to hell, Walker.
How about the prison-industrial sector instead?
"My wife would like it if I went back to the private sector and make some real money"
Walker has skills beyond sucking Koch?
That's the only skill you need to work for Koch Industries!
Maybe he could get a higher salary if he had a stronger union.
And this wins the thread.
Amalgamated Assholes Local 5624
seconded
This is the problem with the entire Republican party. They don't want to do the hard work of governing, but they don't want anyone else to, either.
If you don't want the people of Wisconsin to fire you, just quit and make everybody happy.
Damn wingnut welfare queens.
"….because there's nothing my wife wants more than money."
And here I thought she married him for his good looks and his great intellect.
Amirite, fellas?
Can you blame her? Those eyes of his are NOT for looking into lovingly.
He's making more than any other cross-eyed kochsucker I've ever known.
I have laid-off relatives in Wisconsin. Funny how the "private sector" isn't clamoring to take them on for unimaginable Amero-riches.
I thought everybody in that state knew how to make cheese. Are you saying the lamestream media has mislead me?
You can't trust that lamestream media, HOWEVER, this is a true thing: my grandparents, children/grandchildren of German immigrants, had a dairy farm. Yawn, says my audience.
,,,but I am NOT making this up: Grandpa was Elmer and Grandma was Elsie.
(yes, I realize that if you are under some certain age or other, you totally don't get this)
I met Elsie at the NY World's Fair in 1964. Lovely eyes.
I believe the term you're searching for is "Bovine American"
Yawn, says my audience
Yeah. Stop Bordening us.
I don't know if he can make that much in Wisconsin, as after his recall I think the only job he will be able to get involves, ding fries are done.
Certainly would be nice if someone would cockpunch him.
But there is much more money to be made servicing Koch…
Wife, huh? Is her name Lola?
It's not about the money, Scott. Your wife would just prefer that your humiliating failures be a little less public. The bridge club ladies have been snickering.
I'm sure a commenting gig on Fox pays more than 144K.
Actually, I would pay good money and buy lots of popcorn to watch footage of Scott Walker being smashed in the nards, by all sorts of people:
Scene 1: Scott Walker smashed in nards by laid-off DMV clerk
Scene 2: Scott Walker smashed in nards by underemployed college graduate
Scene 3: Scott Walker smashed in nards by Mister T.
Scene 4: Scott Walker smashed in nards by an apoplectic Nick Cage
Scene 5: Scott Walker smashed in nards by Betty White
Scene 6: Scott Walker thrown off a bridge, fished out of the river, then smashed in nards by an entire classroom of fifth-graders, for the entertainment of their overworked and underpaid teacher.
The possibilities are endless. This is pure Oscar gold.
I'm sensing a trend here.
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This week on Ow! My Balls!, special guest, former Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker!
And every kicker in the NFL!
IN the movie "Idiocracy" (yes, I watched it), people watched "Ow, My Balls!", apparently the highest rates show in the future. But maybe we won't ahve to wait. Your move, Scott Walker, reality TV star?
Fine, Scotty. As my grandmother used to say: Don't let the door hit 'ya where the good Lord split 'ya.
Real / Money 2012!!!
He's about to get his wife's wish in the next election, I bet.
Now when he talks about entitled, overpaid, lazy state workers, we'll know who he means.
I notice a lot of links to The Great Orange Satan's website. We're not going to be expected to make nice with those overly-serious numbnutz, are we?
I hope not. For some reason whenever I try one of those links, I get:
ACCESS DENIED
Internet Usage is Logged & Monitored
Why I don't get that message at this site, I will never fathom. But will not complain.
And is it any coincidence that 144,000 days is equal to one baktun on the Mayan calendar? Or that the Jehovah's witnesses think that 144,000 people will be resurrected to spend eternity with, er, God, during the last days and everything? Or that 144,000 equals 12 times 12 multiplied by 1000, and that it was a significant number in Revelations? And that Scotty gets $144,000 a year?
I think not.
Wait- you mean those Witness people get grandstand seats to watch the rest of us suffer?
Cool.
Sign me up.
So, he gets a baktun of money and he's still bitching.
Why do they even let Scott Wokka talk on the radio? Gotta be bad for ratings.
Jesus, Scott. Just fire some teachers and that will free up some monies for your deserving, sorry ass.
Week 06, comrades!
My wife would like it if I went back to the private sector
us too scott, us too.
His first act as a real money making private citizen should be to replace that fucking ugly yellow tie.
I'm sure it's true – Scott Walker could be a colossal fuck up in the private sector for a lot more money.
Charles Koch: "Walker does have a pretty mouth."
Red lik an apel!
“Not that this job is that important to me,”
Not a smart thing to say with a recall impending.
Yeah, I know every job I've ever hated, I've gone on a nationwide fundraising tour to help keep it.
It's pre-emptive. He wants you think that he doesn't care if you recall him, whatever.
Grapes, pre-soured for your convenience!
And the speaker fees he makes are barely anything. Ask Mittens!
Walker, Wisconsin Bitcher.
We need more people who seek office for the salary.
Scott Walker is a dick.
What? Did someone say that already??
A measley 144 thou. And a house. And he gets driven everywhere in a state car. And he and his family have Cadillac health and dental. And he gets a pension. But still, he's right. To a repube, that's all just chump change. Hell, even Mrs. "Couple of Real Cadillacs" Mittens don't think she's rich, remember?
$144,000 is just the right salary: (gross incompetence x 1000)
Walker is way overpaid. Cheaply made tools that break easily go for less than $20 on the Harbor Freight website.
I don't get paid enough to govern. So why should I?
This fucksticks days are numbered
I'd do his job for half that no problem.
What are you waiting for, you useless, cross-eyed chud?
"real money": Koch dollars don't spend everywhere?…
Holy underpaid Jeebus, I got nothing.
Nobody loves him, everybody hates him? Sounds to me like its time for him to eat some worms. Dog's asshole worms, that would be good.
Hey Snott Walker – EVERYONE would like it if you went back to the private sector. I'm pretty sure your overlords at Koch Industries have a cushy whore gig waiting for you just as soon as YOUR ASS GETS KICKED OUT OF OFFICE!
Now how will that happen if Walker is in stripes with a roommate named Buck making twenty dollars a month working in the kitchen?
and ROT!
It would'vr been great seeing this asshole"s head sitting in Dahmer's refrigerator!
So she may just get her wish…WI yelled RECALL!
I don't think he has ever worked in the private sector, he was Milwaukee county commisioner before being governer. He was asked by Marquette U. to "not return" after ethics violations during a college election he was running in….so being a politcal dick has been his thing since he was a kid.
What's he talking about, "back" to the private sector? He's only had one part-time job in the private sector after (failing to graduate from) college, selling warranties for IBM. Well, OK, they did give him a full-time job toward the end of his four-year employment (from 1990 to 1994), but from 1994 on, this pig has fed at the public trough non-stop. Talk is cheap, Walker. Get out there and show us how it's done in the "private sector", and the sooner the better.
Every time this fucker's name and face come up I have to wonder at the kind of voters that put him in the top job in their State. That's what really bothers me.
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