Help a brother outPoor Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker. Nobody loves him, everybody hates him, and he is stuck in government “service” instead of being off in the private sector making “real money.” Also, “Not that this job is that important to me,” he said, because at this point all he really wants in life is for a laid-off DMV clerk to just cold smash him in the nards. Audio after the jump!

Scott Walker’s salary of $144,000 is nearly three times the median Wisconsin household income. Also, Scott Walker is a dick.

[DailyKos, via WeAreWisconsin]

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