LET'S MAKE LOTS OF MONEY  12:51 pm March 14, 2012

Most Popular Wisconsin Governor Ever Scott Walker Now Kvetching About Measly Salary

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Help a brother outPoor Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker. Nobody loves him, everybody hates him, and he is stuck in government “service” instead of being off in the private sector making “real money.” Also, “Not that this job is that important to me,” he said, because at this point all he really wants in life is for a laid-off DMV clerk to just cold smash him in the nards. Audio after the jump!

Scott Walker’s salary of $144,000 is nearly three times the median Wisconsin household income. Also, Scott Walker is a dick.

[DailyKos, via WeAreWisconsin]

 

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{ 92 comments }

Chillatte March 14, 2012 at 12:52 pm

He is running head-to-head with The Situation for the title of "Most expensive Douchebag."

nounverb911 March 14, 2012 at 12:55 pm

I thought that was Donald Trump.

Chillatte March 14, 2012 at 12:57 pm

He's on the panel of judges for the award.

Tilley March 14, 2012 at 1:07 pm

I forthwith and forevermore declare that such personalities as this do not DESERVE to be called "douchebags." From now on, they should instead be known as "enema-bags." Thank you.

Angry_Marmot March 14, 2012 at 8:24 pm

They are their own worst enemas…

nounverb911 March 14, 2012 at 12:53 pm

Cheer up Scott, once the voters fire you, you can collect unemployment.

Lascauxcaveman March 14, 2012 at 12:57 pm

Or save them some money and resign *now*, you petulant bowl of fuck.

[PayPaling yet another $25 to the recall folks.]

Robman2 April 10, 2012 at 2:58 am

Actually, if you are fired, you may be penalized by NOT receiving EI.

Callyson March 14, 2012 at 12:55 pm

"My wife in some ways would like it if I went back to the private sector and make some real money"
From the Mrs.' mouth to God's ears…

BaldarTFlagass March 14, 2012 at 12:58 pm

Because she wants that third Caddy to pull ahead of Ofmitt.

mrpuma2u March 14, 2012 at 3:02 pm

The people of WI may send you back to the private sector, where you can polish turds for the Kock demons full time.

pdiddycornchips March 14, 2012 at 4:11 pm

But the rent boys would not be happy would they Scotti?

FNMA March 14, 2012 at 12:55 pm

He's just sucking up to be Mitt's running mate.

Mr Pre-Press March 14, 2012 at 4:29 pm

No such luck. TMittens hires busloads of contractors like Walker in one go, and the kneepads aren't sturdy enough.

dadanarchist March 14, 2012 at 12:55 pm

So deluded. The Koch Brothers may be rich but they didn't get that way by being generous to The Help. And $150K is a little rich for a ball washer.

CrunchyKnee March 14, 2012 at 12:59 pm

Depends on what you mean by "ball washer."

ChernobylSoup March 14, 2012 at 12:56 pm

Go to hell, Walker.

Sharkey March 14, 2012 at 12:56 pm

How about the prison-industrial sector instead?

nounverb911 March 14, 2012 at 12:57 pm

"My wife would like it if I went back to the private sector and make some real money"
Walker has skills beyond sucking Koch?

banana_bread March 14, 2012 at 1:16 pm

That's the only skill you need to work for Koch Industries!

Schmannnity March 14, 2012 at 12:57 pm

Maybe he could get a higher salary if he had a stronger union.

dadanarchist March 14, 2012 at 1:02 pm

And this wins the thread.

Amalgamated Assholes Local 5624

mormos March 14, 2012 at 1:08 pm

seconded

Veritas78 March 14, 2012 at 12:58 pm

This is the problem with the entire Republican party. They don't want to do the hard work of governing, but they don't want anyone else to, either.

SorosBot March 14, 2012 at 12:58 pm

If you don't want the people of Wisconsin to fire you, just quit and make everybody happy.

ManchuCandidate March 14, 2012 at 12:58 pm

Damn wingnut welfare queens.

Blueb4sunrise March 14, 2012 at 12:58 pm

"….because there's nothing my wife wants more than money."

flamingpdog March 14, 2012 at 1:19 pm

And here I thought she married him for his good looks and his great intellect.

Guppy March 14, 2012 at 1:34 pm

Amirite, fellas?

Devilette March 14, 2012 at 1:49 pm

Can you blame her? Those eyes of his are NOT for looking into lovingly.

Oblios_Cap March 14, 2012 at 12:59 pm

He's making more than any other cross-eyed kochsucker I've ever known.

orygoon March 14, 2012 at 1:00 pm

I have laid-off relatives in Wisconsin. Funny how the "private sector" isn't clamoring to take them on for unimaginable Amero-riches.

Oblios_Cap March 14, 2012 at 1:11 pm

I thought everybody in that state knew how to make cheese. Are you saying the lamestream media has mislead me?

orygoon March 14, 2012 at 1:47 pm

You can't trust that lamestream media, HOWEVER, this is a true thing: my grandparents, children/grandchildren of German immigrants, had a dairy farm. Yawn, says my audience.

,,,but I am NOT making this up: Grandpa was Elmer and Grandma was Elsie.

(yes, I realize that if you are under some certain age or other, you totally don't get this)

Devilette March 14, 2012 at 1:51 pm

I met Elsie at the NY World's Fair in 1964. Lovely eyes.

MoeDeLawn March 14, 2012 at 2:11 pm

I believe the term you're searching for is "Bovine American"

Oblios_Cap March 14, 2012 at 3:53 pm

Yawn, says my audience

Yeah. Stop Bordening us.

Beowoof March 14, 2012 at 1:00 pm

I don't know if he can make that much in Wisconsin, as after his recall I think the only job he will be able to get involves, ding fries are done.

BaldarTFlagass March 14, 2012 at 1:00 pm

Certainly would be nice if someone would cockpunch him.

DaSandman March 14, 2012 at 1:00 pm

But there is much more money to be made servicing Koch…

Oblios_Cap March 14, 2012 at 1:01 pm

Wife, huh? Is her name Lola?

edgydrifter March 14, 2012 at 1:02 pm

It's not about the money, Scott. Your wife would just prefer that your humiliating failures be a little less public. The bridge club ladies have been snickering.

Lucidamente1 March 14, 2012 at 1:03 pm

I'm sure a commenting gig on Fox pays more than 144K.

Mapmonger March 14, 2012 at 1:03 pm

Actually, I would pay good money and buy lots of popcorn to watch footage of Scott Walker being smashed in the nards, by all sorts of people:

Scene 1: Scott Walker smashed in nards by laid-off DMV clerk
Scene 2: Scott Walker smashed in nards by underemployed college graduate
Scene 3: Scott Walker smashed in nards by Mister T.
Scene 4: Scott Walker smashed in nards by an apoplectic Nick Cage
Scene 5: Scott Walker smashed in nards by Betty White
Scene 6: Scott Walker thrown off a bridge, fished out of the river, then smashed in nards by an entire classroom of fifth-graders, for the entertainment of their overworked and underpaid teacher.

The possibilities are endless. This is pure Oscar gold.

BaldarTFlagass March 14, 2012 at 1:11 pm
GOPCrusher March 14, 2012 at 1:24 pm

This week on Ow! My Balls!, special guest, former Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker!

Fukui-sanYesOta March 14, 2012 at 2:14 pm

And every kicker in the NFL!

JustPixelz March 14, 2012 at 4:49 pm

IN the movie "Idiocracy" (yes, I watched it), people watched "Ow, My Balls!", apparently the highest rates show in the future. But maybe we won't ahve to wait. Your move, Scott Walker, reality TV star?

elviouslyqueer March 14, 2012 at 1:04 pm

Fine, Scotty. As my grandmother used to say: Don't let the door hit 'ya where the good Lord split 'ya.

gullywompr March 14, 2012 at 1:04 pm

Real / Money 2012!!!

OneDollarJuana March 14, 2012 at 1:04 pm

He's about to get his wife's wish in the next election, I bet.

Abernathy March 14, 2012 at 1:05 pm

Now when he talks about entitled, overpaid, lazy state workers, we'll know who he means.

Oblios_Cap March 14, 2012 at 1:07 pm

I notice a lot of links to The Great Orange Satan's website. We're not going to be expected to make nice with those overly-serious numbnutz, are we?

BaldarTFlagass March 14, 2012 at 1:14 pm

I hope not. For some reason whenever I try one of those links, I get:

ACCESS DENIED
Internet Usage is Logged & Monitored

Why I don't get that message at this site, I will never fathom. But will not complain.

unclejeems March 14, 2012 at 1:07 pm

And is it any coincidence that 144,000 days is equal to one baktun on the Mayan calendar? Or that the Jehovah's witnesses think that 144,000 people will be resurrected to spend eternity with, er, God, during the last days and everything? Or that 144,000 equals 12 times 12 multiplied by 1000, and that it was a significant number in Revelations? And that Scotty gets $144,000 a year?

I think not.

Barrelhse March 14, 2012 at 1:51 pm

Wait- you mean those Witness people get grandstand seats to watch the rest of us suffer?
Cool.

unclejeems March 14, 2012 at 3:02 pm

Sign me up.

gurukalehuru March 14, 2012 at 3:10 pm

So, he gets a baktun of money and he's still bitching.

Sharkey March 14, 2012 at 1:08 pm

Why do they even let Scott Wokka talk on the radio? Gotta be bad for ratings.

WhatTheHeck March 14, 2012 at 1:10 pm

Jesus, Scott. Just fire some teachers and that will free up some monies for your deserving, sorry ass.

Sharkey March 14, 2012 at 1:12 pm

Week 06, comrades!

fuflans March 14, 2012 at 1:12 pm

My wife would like it if I went back to the private sector

us too scott, us too.

chicken_thief March 14, 2012 at 1:12 pm

His first act as a real money making private citizen should be to replace that fucking ugly yellow tie.

neiltheblaze March 14, 2012 at 1:14 pm

I'm sure it's true – Scott Walker could be a colossal fuck up in the private sector for a lot more money.

tihond March 14, 2012 at 1:14 pm

Charles Koch: "Walker does have a pretty mouth."

Barrelhse March 14, 2012 at 1:47 pm

Red lik an apel!

Baconzgood March 14, 2012 at 1:15 pm

“Not that this job is that important to me,”

Not a smart thing to say with a recall impending.

GOPCrusher March 14, 2012 at 1:26 pm

Yeah, I know every job I've ever hated, I've gone on a nationwide fundraising tour to help keep it.

anniegetyerfun March 14, 2012 at 1:34 pm

It's pre-emptive. He wants you think that he doesn't care if you recall him, whatever.

WhatTheHolyHeck March 15, 2012 at 11:12 am

Grapes, pre-soured for your convenience!

CogitoErgoBibo March 14, 2012 at 1:16 pm

And the speaker fees he makes are barely anything. Ask Mittens!

MissTaken March 14, 2012 at 1:17 pm

Walker, Wisconsin Bitcher.

Doktor StrangeZoom March 14, 2012 at 1:18 pm

We need more people who seek office for the salary.

proudgrampa March 14, 2012 at 1:30 pm

Scott Walker is a dick.

What? Did someone say that already??

PuckStopsHere March 14, 2012 at 1:39 pm

A measley 144 thou. And a house. And he gets driven everywhere in a state car. And he and his family have Cadillac health and dental. And he gets a pension. But still, he's right. To a repube, that's all just chump change. Hell, even Mrs. "Couple of Real Cadillacs" Mittens don't think she's rich, remember?

Chichikovovich March 14, 2012 at 1:40 pm

$144,000 is just the right salary: (gross incompetence x 1000)

GeorgiaBurning March 14, 2012 at 1:43 pm

Walker is way overpaid. Cheaply made tools that break easily go for less than $20 on the Harbor Freight website.

Barrelhse March 14, 2012 at 1:44 pm

I don't get paid enough to govern. So why should I?

WiscDad March 14, 2012 at 1:46 pm

This fucksticks days are numbered

Arken March 14, 2012 at 1:49 pm

I'd do his job for half that no problem.

Jerri March 14, 2012 at 1:52 pm

What are you waiting for, you useless, cross-eyed chud?

Toomush_Infer March 14, 2012 at 2:04 pm

"real money": Koch dollars don't spend everywhere?…

slowhansolo March 14, 2012 at 2:16 pm

Holy underpaid Jeebus, I got nothing.

prommie March 14, 2012 at 2:27 pm

Nobody loves him, everybody hates him? Sounds to me like its time for him to eat some worms. Dog's asshole worms, that would be good.

Isyaignert March 14, 2012 at 2:34 pm

Hey Snott Walker – EVERYONE would like it if you went back to the private sector. I'm pretty sure your overlords at Koch Industries have a cushy whore gig waiting for you just as soon as YOUR ASS GETS KICKED OUT OF OFFICE!

annettaj March 14, 2012 at 2:45 pm

Now how will that happen if Walker is in stripes with a roommate named Buck making twenty dollars a month working in the kitchen?

meatlofer March 14, 2012 at 3:16 pm

and ROT!

meatlofer March 14, 2012 at 3:22 pm

It would'vr been great seeing this asshole"s head sitting in Dahmer's refrigerator!

lochnessmonster March 14, 2012 at 5:24 pm

So she may just get her wish…WI yelled RECALL!

spinozasgod March 14, 2012 at 8:19 pm

I don't think he has ever worked in the private sector, he was Milwaukee county commisioner before being governer. He was asked by Marquette U. to "not return" after ethics violations during a college election he was running in….so being a politcal dick has been his thing since he was a kid.

grex1949 March 15, 2012 at 10:40 am

What's he talking about, "back" to the private sector? He's only had one part-time job in the private sector after (failing to graduate from) college, selling warranties for IBM. Well, OK, they did give him a full-time job toward the end of his four-year employment (from 1990 to 1994), but from 1994 on, this pig has fed at the public trough non-stop. Talk is cheap, Walker. Get out there and show us how it's done in the "private sector", and the sooner the better.

ttommyunger March 15, 2012 at 4:08 pm

Every time this fucker's name and face come up I have to wonder at the kind of voters that put him in the top job in their State. That's what really bothers me.

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