I CAN SEE FACEBOOK FROM MY HOUSE  10:30 am March 14, 2012

Sarah Palin Not Embarrassed Enough This Week, Would Like to Debate Obama, Please

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

All Hail Zod.Self-awareness does not seem to be Sarah Palin’s strong suit. (Her strong suits are winking, licking her lips, and quittin’ stuff.) Having made herself an easy target for anybody with iMovie, with her rather odd assertion that Obama, a known Lyin’ African, would like to take America back to the good ol’ slavin’ days, Sarah Palin was simply terribly offended that an Obama campaign video-capture-person might take her appearance and, you know, show it. And now Sarah Palin is out for revenge, via her Facebook page.

Exhibit A in these diversionary tactics is an absurd new attack ad President Obama has released taking my comments out of context. I’m not running for any office, but I’m more than happy to accept the dubious honor of being Barack Obama’s “enemy of the week” if that includes the opportunity to debate him on the issues Americans are actually concerned about. (Remember when I said you don’t need a title to make a difference?)

Your Wonkette joins every American in saying, “Yes please.”

[Sarah Palin's Facebook page, via TheHill]

 

Hola wonkerados.

To improve site performance, we did a thing. It could be up to three minutes before your comment appears. DON'T KEEP RETRYING, OKAY?

Also, if you are a new commenter, your comment may never appear. This is probably because we hate you.

{ 174 comments }

arduinohacker March 14, 2012 at 10:33 am

Oh, wow, she could make big bucks with HBO– probably make more than Julianne Moore, and worth it too (funnier).

Sharkey March 14, 2012 at 10:52 am

Problem is you'd never get her to say her lines correctly.

HistoriCat March 14, 2012 at 12:21 pm

Nailin Palin 2?

Oh, I guess that would be Cinemax.

Buzz Feedback March 14, 2012 at 10:33 am

You don't need a title to make a difference, but I'm going to give you one anyway, Mrs. Palin: $hit 4 Brainz.

beavertank March 14, 2012 at 10:38 am

It doesn't take a title, or intelligence, to tear down what those who came before you built for your benefit.

Congratulations Mrs. Palin. You're a barbarian horde unto yourself.

actor212 March 14, 2012 at 10:42 am

Did you mean to put that extra "d" in there?

beavertank March 14, 2012 at 10:45 am

It almost came out "whorde" instead, to further blur the line. Almost.

But I decided to be civil.

…I chose poorly.

blkLightDisco March 14, 2012 at 12:23 pm

Shit is smarter
It mostly knows when to exit

bikerlaureate March 14, 2012 at 5:07 pm

$hit libel !!1!

elviouslyqueer March 14, 2012 at 10:35 am

Nice try, Rebecca, but there is not enough tequila in this hemisphere to make me click that video.

Callyson March 14, 2012 at 10:43 am

Blah blah blah Barack Obama has never been a man of valor blah blah blah pre – Civil War days blah blah blah.
Meaning–oh no! A Blah in the White House!

KeepFnThatChicken March 14, 2012 at 10:50 am

She said "blah"? Must have a little Santorum in her.

actor212 March 14, 2012 at 10:35 am

Errrr, Sarah? That word. "Debate"…I do not think it means what you think it means.

DaRooster March 14, 2012 at 10:50 am

"I debated Glen Rice once… huh… oh sorry, I meant mass debated him."

MegPasadena March 14, 2012 at 11:33 am

Debate: as long as you win, who cares about facts and logic…or complete sentences.

sewollef March 14, 2012 at 1:13 pm

I'm not getting enough "debating" these days. I remember — as a youngster — being able to "debate" at least 2-3 times a night. Sometimes more if my "debating" partner was extra special.

Wait…. we are all talking about the same thing, right?

danielwalldammit July 24, 2012 at 1:54 pm

The sad part is that her supporters would probably come away thinking she won. Just take any logic text and turn to the fallacies section; somewhere they have a book that says "Recommended."

MrFizzy March 14, 2012 at 10:35 am

Sarah I would really love a lap dance, but please, no debatin'

actor212 March 14, 2012 at 10:37 am

Well, maybe a quick hand job, yea.

SorosBot March 14, 2012 at 11:34 am

From her? Eeeeewwwww.

Radiotherapy March 14, 2012 at 10:36 am

This is good news for the Moon Nazi's.

MegPasadena March 14, 2012 at 11:36 am

Palin and the Moon Nazi. No wonder she supports Newt.

danielwalldammit July 24, 2012 at 1:55 pm

I can envision the Mooninites responding to her as loudly as they can.

memzilla March 14, 2012 at 10:36 am

I'd watch her debate Obama, just to see her quit half way through it.

actor212 March 14, 2012 at 11:17 am

I really want to marry this comment, divorce it, then have angry make-up sex with it and cheat on my next comment

Lucidamente1 March 14, 2012 at 10:36 am

Where's Jack Stuef when you need him?

Bezoar March 14, 2012 at 12:22 pm

Good old Jack; that boy had a sharp tongue, and sometimes I miss him.

FNMA March 14, 2012 at 10:36 am

God, FNMA here. If you exist — and if you do, I believe we share the same twisted sense of humor — please make this happen. For the children.

DaRooster March 14, 2012 at 10:36 am

"…I’m more than happy to accept the dubious honor of being Barack Obama’s “enemy of the week” if that includes the opportunity to debate him on the issues Americans are actually concerned about."

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA……………………. OMG!!!………… Do it! Do it!!

BerkeleyBear March 14, 2012 at 10:53 am

Only someone would have to brief her on what those issues are. Which we all know ain't her strong suit.

valthemus March 14, 2012 at 11:57 am

Barack Obama debates Sarah Palin: The wet dream of lazy political satirists the world over.

spareme March 14, 2012 at 3:47 pm

I'll take Barry for $500, Alec

Not_So_Much March 14, 2012 at 10:37 am

Run this as a pay-per-view. Deficit solved!

AbandonHope March 15, 2012 at 8:16 am

HELL YES. I am being 100% dead serious snark-free when I say that I would pay to watch this. And I'd make sure to have lots of popcorn on hand first.

beavertank March 14, 2012 at 10:37 am

This can not be allowed to happen. I will literally laugh myself to death within the first ten minutes, and that's just no good. There's so much schadenfreude I'd be missing out on.

actor212 March 14, 2012 at 10:38 am

This is part of her devious plan: so many liberals will die laughing that there will be a permanent Republican majority.

DO. NOT. WANT!

beavertank March 14, 2012 at 10:42 am

So THAT'S the real set-up for Idiocracy. It was so obvious… I should have known.

KeepFnThatChicken March 14, 2012 at 10:37 am

I will renounce my atheism, if Jesus will make this a reality.

HAHAHAHA just kidding, but seriously, COME ON JESUS!

beavertank March 14, 2012 at 10:41 am

Jesus wants no part of this one.

Buddha, however, will come through for you. BY THE POWER OF KARMA! IT IS SO!

actor212 March 14, 2012 at 10:44 am

So finally, the bumpersticker will come to life:

Our karma ran over her dogma….

KeepFnThatChicken March 14, 2012 at 10:38 am

it comes from Barry's website. Though her voice, well, QED.

memzilla March 14, 2012 at 10:41 am

QED? Quod Erat Dumf**kery?

actor212 March 14, 2012 at 10:43 am

Qill your Ear Drum

HempDogbane March 14, 2012 at 10:38 am

Different glasses for different classes !

beavertank March 14, 2012 at 10:46 am

Separate but equal diopters!

lefty74 March 14, 2012 at 10:38 am

The sound of her voice makes me twitchy in my seat. Like fingernails on chalkboards
I hope she don't make my butt hole fall off.

blkLightDisco March 14, 2012 at 1:07 pm

AzzLess you say…

danielwalldammit July 24, 2012 at 1:56 pm

Funny, it doesn't seem to help when you read the words instead of listening to them. Either way, it's nails on a chalkboard,

WiscDad March 14, 2012 at 10:39 am

She just wants to have a public raggin' rant with him…she doesn't understand the concept of debate…or politics.

EatsBabyDingos March 14, 2012 at 10:40 am

The only issue that I am aware of that she is quaified to debate is whether the toilet paper rolls from the top side or the backside.

MegPasadena March 14, 2012 at 11:54 am

That is a tricky question. Are you sure it is not too hard for her.

paulabflat March 14, 2012 at 2:04 pm

ah! the ubiquitous tissue issue.

from what i've read about her homemaking skills, i'm betting that the roll probably sits on top of the toilet tank. step saved!!

Dashboard Buddha May 16, 2012 at 3:01 pm

Mr. Whipple is spinning in his grave.

Dashboard Buddha May 16, 2012 at 3:00 pm

Top side always…unless Todd has been extra nice. Then backside.

DaRooster March 14, 2012 at 10:40 am

"Exhibit A in these diversionary tactics is an absurd new attack ad…"

OK, OK… who's writing for her? 2 of those words at least 3 syllables.

Mumbletypeg March 14, 2012 at 10:40 am

Watch, she will override our President's more salient points with "Nyah nyah — my flag pin's BIGGER than yours. Patriotic FAIL for you, Win for me!"

BerkeleyBear March 14, 2012 at 10:57 am

Speaking of which – where's the outrage on Fox over the decided lack of flag accessories in Romney's many appearances? Half the time he doesn't even where a suit jacket – so disrespectful of the office he aspires to.

bikerlaureate March 14, 2012 at 5:12 pm

Uppity, one might say.

paulabflat March 14, 2012 at 2:15 pm

that's another thing!! with all the money she's scammed, she couldn't buy some tasteful jewelry. i swear, one day she was on some fox show wearing what appeared to be a necklace made of gravel strung on a rope, like wilma flintstone.

i wonder if her big flag pin is made of real stones and karat gold. what a waste if it is.

RadioStalingrad March 14, 2012 at 10:40 am

What, Todd wasn't available?

Goonemeritus March 14, 2012 at 10:42 am

In other news Bjork threatened to take heavy weight title holder Alexander Povetkin down town if he keeps acting like a little bitch!

SoBeach March 14, 2012 at 11:19 am

I've got $10 on Bjork in the second.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsyTyTiOMlo

Callyson March 14, 2012 at 10:43 am

No, bitch, it's the good ol' boys down south of the Mason – Dixon line who want to retreat to the pre – Civil War days.
Oh, and please make that debate happen. I need a good laugh or ten…

Baconzgood March 14, 2012 at 10:43 am

Debate Sarah Palin? Too EEEEAZY!

-POTUS' DOG-

BaldarTFlagass March 14, 2012 at 10:44 am

"an absurd new attack ad President Obama has released."

Why the fuck should he have to resort to attacking you? It's your own damn mouth sans brain that's been your downfall, no attacks from others are required.

LesBontemps March 14, 2012 at 10:54 am

This must be some new meaning for the word "attack," as in "quoting directly the dumbass shit I said, on the teevee."

tessiee March 14, 2012 at 10:44 am

Can't someone just give this dizzy bitch a vibrator or something?

KeepFnThatChicken March 14, 2012 at 10:51 am

…or a trans-vaginal ultrasound.

Dashboard Buddha May 16, 2012 at 2:58 pm

Oh, you mean Tuesday nights at the Palin manse?

"C'mon Todd…find that baby. Find that baby!!"

DaRooster March 14, 2012 at 11:55 am

Glen Rice is still around ain't he?

Come on Glen… step up.

ChessieNefercat March 14, 2012 at 3:07 pm

I'm pretty sure she would get more satisfaction from biting the head off of a doomed mate that didn't think things through before saying "Sure!" to the little lady.

tessiee March 14, 2012 at 10:44 am

Will no one rid us of this meddlesome cunt?

Pop_Socket March 14, 2012 at 10:47 am

Bill Maher, is that you?

tessiee March 14, 2012 at 10:52 am

Even my nose isn't *that* big.

prommie March 14, 2012 at 10:49 am

Where are Reginald FitzUrse, William de Tracey, Hugh de Morville and Richard le Breton when we need them?

TheMightyHaltor March 14, 2012 at 11:01 am

Becket libel!

vodkamuppet March 14, 2012 at 10:44 am

Fap fap fap fap fap fap….

Arken March 14, 2012 at 10:45 am

Pff. Typical liberal media taking her out of context AGAIN. You left out the rest of her debate challenge-

"but only if I get paid. No pay, no play. That's how mama Sarah gets her fancy dresses and snow machines. Also."

danielwalldammit July 24, 2012 at 1:57 pm

Dontcha know!

actor212 March 14, 2012 at 10:45 am

My suspicion is Barry would call her on that.

"I'm sorry, Governor. I've tried. I know that sounds like English and some of them are even words I recognize, but you make no sense to me. Could you rephrase that, please?"

BerkeleyBear March 14, 2012 at 10:56 am

And then her pack of apologists would declare that a win, since she left him "speechless." Like that GOP douche thinking he schooled Nobel laureate Chu by asking him to explain where oil comes from.

elviouslyqueer March 14, 2012 at 10:46 am

Sarah's FB post is one of the most well-informed, cogent pieces of argument I've seen in a long time. Well done, Sarah's ghostwriter. Well done indeed.

Generation[redacted] March 14, 2012 at 10:46 am

Wasn't she embarrassed enough the first time she debated Joback O'Biden?

ManchuCandidate March 14, 2012 at 10:48 am

Impossible when you have shame breeded out of you.

KeepFnThatChicken March 14, 2012 at 10:47 am

Actually, I hate to say this, but the campaign needs to focus on Rick and Rmoney. This woman does not deserve any of the President's airtime, ever. I'd rather they pull the ad and ignore her, period, always, also.

deit: Fuck. "You can't un-ring a bell." Whoever made this ad, we're serving you for dinner.

deanbooth March 14, 2012 at 10:09 pm

Think of it this way: Palin is Romney's Jeremiah Wright.

ManchuCandidate March 14, 2012 at 10:47 am

Be like shooting wolves from a helo… for Barry.

tessiee March 14, 2012 at 10:48 am

Forgive the repost, but:

I immediately thought of the line from the Pogo comic strip where one of the characters said, "Never fight anyone smaller than you. If you win, you're a bully, and if you lose, you're a bum".

If this ever really happened, Silly Sarah would burst out crying the first time Obama looked at her urbanly or some fucking thing; and it would forever go down in wingnut history that "Obama was mean to our fap target"; just like "Al Gore said he invented the internet" and all the other bullshit stories that they repeat ad infinitum.

prommie March 14, 2012 at 11:08 am

They are still saying Reagan won his debates, after all.

Biff March 14, 2012 at 11:37 am

There you go again…

Pop_Socket March 14, 2012 at 10:48 am

Sarah Palin is the living embodiment of both the Peter Principle and the Dunning–Kruger Effect.

KeepFnThatChicken March 14, 2012 at 10:53 am

WAAAAAY more Dunning-Krueger. She won a fucking election or two. Before that, she was beat-off media.

FlownOver March 14, 2012 at 11:00 am

And Murphy. You forgot Murphy.

Also Godwin.

sewollef March 14, 2012 at 1:23 pm

"Sarah Palin is the living embodiment of both the Peter Principle and the Dunning–Kruger Effect."

Peter Principle? You mean Peter Frampton and his Vocoder, right?

slowhansolo March 14, 2012 at 10:49 am

One has to possess a sense of shame to feel embarrassment. Also.

Doktor Zoom March 14, 2012 at 10:49 am

Well, bless her heart.

blkLightDisco March 14, 2012 at 1:05 pm

Sorry she has no heart

danielwalldammit July 24, 2012 at 1:57 pm

Tiny as it is.

BaldarTFlagass March 14, 2012 at 10:50 am

I think that the president is far too busy to bother debating random private citizens. Especially ones that have an IQ falling somewhere between a summer squash and a cold glass of water.

PuckStopsHere March 14, 2012 at 10:51 am

She probably thinks the President's name is O'Bama.

tessiee March 14, 2012 at 10:52 am

Shorter: Baby wants attention.

ChessieNefercat March 14, 2012 at 3:09 pm

Exactly! She is all but drumming her heels on the grocery store floor.

DonnyKerabotsos March 14, 2012 at 10:52 am

Please, please,PLEASE can Wolf Blitzer moderate? Can each of them sing a song?
Oh, and holograms should be included also.

SpiderCrab March 14, 2012 at 10:53 am

Sarah throws down the gauntlet. Obama dies laughing. Mission accomplished.

dadanarchist March 14, 2012 at 10:56 am

Prediction: every question will be deemed a "gotcha question."

BaldarTFlagass March 14, 2012 at 10:56 am

In describing a debate between Palin and Obama, the temptation would be to use the old saw about bringing a knife to a gunfight. In her case, I think she would be bringing the knife to a global thermonuclear war. wipeout.

gurukalehuru March 14, 2012 at 4:24 pm

Sarah is bringing a rubber band to a gunfight.

Trinket March 16, 2012 at 12:02 am

A Nerf bat to the nuclear war.

Chillatte March 14, 2012 at 10:57 am

Sweet Jeebus, are we back to daily Snowbilly Griter posts? Note to Wonkette: you never go full r*tard.

FakaktaSouth March 14, 2012 at 10:57 am

As much as we will clamour for this opportunity, the "establishment GOPers" would NEVER let the stupid drunk girlfriend they accidentally brought to the club speak for them – they wouldn't even let Buddy Roemer have a go at Rick Perry, you think they are going to let Sarah on stage with Pres O and that "I wish Mitt well" smile of his?

prommie March 14, 2012 at 11:02 am

Hey there, my little distraction.

FakaktaSouth March 14, 2012 at 11:07 am

Good Morning Sunshine. Nothing I like better than waking up to you and a good "Sarah Palin thinks she's people" post.

prommie March 14, 2012 at 11:15 am

I just heard Mrs. Krabople say that. I have had a mad crush on her for years.

danielwalldammit July 24, 2012 at 2:01 pm

Besides, she is perfectly situated babbling away on Fox News. It's the pretension to be taken seriously that would do her in. So long as she is pitching to the Playground Republicans, she is quite an asset.

UW8316154 March 14, 2012 at 10:59 am

So THIS is what the Pew Center for the Internet and American Life Project means when they refer to conservatives engaging in civil discourse and debate on Facebook!

mavenmaven March 14, 2012 at 10:59 am

Get it? She'll debate him only on "issues Americans actually care about", in other words, debate limited to Sarah, Bristol, Todd…

donner_froh March 14, 2012 at 11:00 am

Since I wouldn't click on a video that featured either Hannity or Palin, I didn't click on this twice as much.

paulabflat March 14, 2012 at 2:40 pm

oh, i agree.

i have my standards and, as low as they are, this is lower.

a line must sometimes be drawn.

ManchuCandidate March 14, 2012 at 11:00 am

Just like a Palin to bring a rubber knife to an intellectual gunfight.

James Michael Curley March 14, 2012 at 11:32 am

Make that tanto and you got a deal.

marathonat60 March 14, 2012 at 11:00 am

Why is anyone still paying attention to this dimwit?

johnnyzhivago March 14, 2012 at 11:01 am

Alaska is a scary place with Putin rising over the west and Obama rising over the east!

GeorgiaBurning March 14, 2012 at 11:03 am

She isn't getting enough attention. Can't we just send her some Nordstroms gift cards and make her go away for a few weeks?

UW8316154 March 14, 2012 at 11:04 am

Barry could throw out the icy death-stare and she would simply melt down into a small pile of smoking ash.

prommie March 14, 2012 at 11:05 am

Ms. Goodhead (spoken in my best Sean Connery Bond impression), pictures of the Wassilla Grifter should always be subjected to the Perez Hilton treatment, with dripping jizz crudely drawn in on the face and, for an interesting effect, dripping from her lips.

hagajim March 14, 2012 at 11:09 am

Only debate I want to see Sarah in is one where she holds the mike in her mouth until something covers her glasses…

John Birf Society March 14, 2012 at 11:11 am

Next she will hack his Farmville account.

iburl March 14, 2012 at 11:12 am

(Her strong suits are winking, licking her lips, and quittin’ stuff.)

Unfair, she is also very skilled at going into labor in Texas and delivering in Alaska.

MegPasadena March 14, 2012 at 11:42 am

No fair! How about stilting and glass shattering.

Biff March 14, 2012 at 11:42 am

By proxy, maybe.

ingloriousbytch March 14, 2012 at 11:22 am

I think the best part of that debate would be the moment when Barry looks down at his podium for a long, quiet moment, shakes his head and mutters "Is Barack Obama gonna have to choke a bitch?!"

MegPasadena March 14, 2012 at 11:27 am

“enemy of the week”?

More like crazy dumb fuck of the week.

Schmannnity March 14, 2012 at 11:30 am

I want to see the Steve Schmidt/Palin debate first.

Biff March 14, 2012 at 11:32 am

IT'S A TRAP!

SorosBot March 14, 2012 at 11:40 am

You don't need a title to make a difference, but you need to be relevant, which this pathetic has-been is not. Who would Obama then debate next, Dan Quayle?

chicken_thief March 14, 2012 at 11:53 am

With Joe the Plumber vs Joe O'Biden in the prelim?

JustPixelz March 14, 2012 at 11:53 am

Be sure to perform the traditional pre-debate hand-washing ceremony Sarah.

If the President of the United States doesn't debate you Sarah, it's not because he's afraid of you. It's because you're unimportant.

And if his campaign uses your words verbatim in a video, it's not because you're important. It's because you remind viewers of everything they hate about Republicans.

chascates March 14, 2012 at 12:00 pm

You betcha. However the debate rules mandate you answer only the question asked with no mention of other issues and that your answers be in less than 30 words ALL OF WHICH MUST MAKE SENSE!

MarionNYNY March 14, 2012 at 12:11 pm

I'll admit I'm a little miffed at "mybarackobama. com" spending the dough I shelled out for those Apollo tickets on an ad featuring the Great Northern Grifter. Why are they feeding the troll and why don't they get that bringing her out to scare their base is just an insult to the base? Unless of course it's part of a clever conspiracy to elevate her status by making it look like everyone is scared of her in the hopes this will lead to a brokered convention with her on the top of the ticket and yucks for all. RNC you're being puncked!

EykisAquarius March 14, 2012 at 12:13 pm

Something I've looked for and have NEVER been able to find is President Obama even stating that the Snowbilly Grifter exists….

Can Anyone?

Deportably_Jose March 14, 2012 at 12:26 pm

New Obama campaign fundraising idea: Debate Sarah Palin. Hell, have those eleventy billion debates that Newt Gingrich demands. Sell tickets and host on pay-per-view, to see our President demolish these fools, have proceeds go to the Obama campaign.

Deportably_Jose March 14, 2012 at 12:31 pm

Really, though? Really????

Palin couldn't debate her way out of a paper Biden, what makes her think she'd stand a chance against Obama?

HistoriCat March 14, 2012 at 12:32 pm

Debate Obama? This could be tough – I'm sure Malia is a smart kid and all but does she have the experience to hold up under the pressure?

Wait – Palin's not talking about debating Sasha is she? Because that girl would wipe the floor with Sarah's bumpit.

GOPCrusher March 14, 2012 at 12:43 pm

She's not running for office?
Pfft. Yeah, right.

Deportably_Jose March 14, 2012 at 12:43 pm

Is it really reasonable to attack someone for "taking your words out of context," when in context, you were saying that the President is the boogey-man of white-supremacist fantasies everywhere who wants to lead The Blacks in enslaving the white man?

Seems to me, the Obama campaign did you a favor by "taking your remarks out of context," as that way, it just makes you look like a lunatic with a poor grasp of history and reality, rather than a member of Stormfront or the Klan.

natoslug March 14, 2012 at 12:50 pm

Would there be enough time to train translators before the debate, or would they settle on a common language? I don't see Sarah learning the intricacies of the English language at this point, and considering the uselessness of the language, I don't see Obama learning whatever the fuck language it is that Palin speaks.

paulabflat March 14, 2012 at 2:33 pm

yeah. but at least he COULD do it.

there's your difference, right there.

Tommy1733 March 14, 2012 at 12:51 pm

PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE

lloydstool March 14, 2012 at 12:51 pm

You used to could see Russia from the Washington Monument, which was why it was built, to keep an eye on them, but no more. It has fallen into disrepair because of the no account African in the White House due to an earthquake, which was his fault.

Game, set, touchdown.

cotugirl March 14, 2012 at 1:11 pm

She reminds me of Captain Qwark in the Ratchet and Clank video game series. A selfish, deluded coward willing to do daring acts in order to gain money and publicity.

MoeDeLawn March 14, 2012 at 1:14 pm

paraphrasing John Goodman in Liebowski: "Shut the fuck up, Sarah."

Steverino247 March 14, 2012 at 1:29 pm

Estrogen is a helluva drug.

greypanter March 14, 2012 at 1:31 pm

Wow, that was the longest string of words attributed to S.P., that I have seen, that resembles the English language. It could use two more commas, but it's a step in the right direction.

PuckStopsHere March 14, 2012 at 1:49 pm

Listen, let's get down to the substance of what Sarah had to say. Uh…well…never mind. I got nothing.

paulabflat March 14, 2012 at 2:01 pm

i think it's more likely a thesaurus. they're much quicker. without all the explanations and stuff. who needs the etymologies. no pronouncing gazatteer. no elitist stuff like that, stuff that don't count for a hill of sheepshoot 'round here.

or the google: female dog synonym

paulabflat March 14, 2012 at 2:30 pm

wow! did y'all see that?

paulabflat March 14, 2012 at 2:23 pm

wait a minute.

how did she leap from being held up as an example of the rampant ignorance in this country to being invited to do anything involving the president of the united states?

does she plan on somehow stupifying him? barack obama?

okay, now i WANT to see it.

owhatever March 14, 2012 at 2:41 pm

Just before the debate, she whispers, "Can I just call you Barry?"
He smiles and replies, "No. You may call me President Obama on first reference, and Mister President afterward, if you prefer."

raresteaksandoilpainting March 14, 2012 at 4:23 pm

With debate experience on both a high school and collegiate level, I would happily offer my services as a debate surrogate for Mr. Obama; who should not have to sully himself with this vicious bitch. In his absence, I would be happy to defend his principles and programs, and leave Ms Palin unable to perform the attacks of character that she thinks constitute a debate. I will also bring my birth certificate, just in case.

SolitaireRose March 14, 2012 at 4:40 pm

I hope this happens, now that "An Idiot Abroad" is over, we need someone on TV on the intellectual level of Karl Pilkington.

glamourdammerung March 14, 2012 at 4:55 pm

Is Sarah the Entertainer trying to pitch another reality television show?

outragedcitizen March 14, 2012 at 5:13 pm

As much as I hate debates, I would pay money to watch that blood bath.

iburl March 14, 2012 at 8:30 pm

I don't think this will happen, after all, he is the president, and she is a total nobody.

horsedreamer_1 March 14, 2012 at 9:09 pm

This is all a seduction plot. SP needs another black notch on her headboard.

bigtexansfan March 14, 2012 at 11:46 pm

To call this dumb cunt a moron would be an insult to morons. I'd liken her intellect to that of a cockroach or mosquito but neither of them have pestered or offended me to a level to deserve such an indignity. Now this complete imbecile want to debate the President? Give me a break, solving in unopened Rubik's cube would be more of a challenge to the President than debating this halfwit.

lulzmonger March 15, 2012 at 2:31 am

Okay, sure, camwhores gotta camwhore … but this? This is just sad.
I've got stuff growing in the back of my fridge that could beat her in a debate.

ttommyunger March 15, 2012 at 4:22 pm

Nice to see Sarah from time to time just to remind me of how fucked up we are as a Country. This ignorant cunt wouldn't get a single vote in German Politics, I promise you.

carlgt1 May 17, 2012 at 11:34 am

Jeff Davis/Sarah Palin 1860!

valmach July 20, 2012 at 3:31 am

and to think this crazy , two steps from White Trash almost became V.P. , whats wrong with Americans' really"

danielwalldammit July 24, 2012 at 1:52 pm

Sorry little girl, the President of the United states doesn't debate random idiots, even if they do make millions off other idiots while pretending to be conservatives on Faux News. Sarah has nothing to say except that she wants us all to love her, cause, …well yeah.

you betcha!

lobsterboy22 July 31, 2012 at 5:13 pm

She's leaking again.

tessiee March 14, 2012 at 10:56 am

"I literally cannot imagine what those debates would be like – my mind just can't conceive what it would be like. And I say this as a life-long reader of science fiction."

Can't you?
I think she'd handle this with the same coping mechanism she uses for everything else, because it's the only coping mechanism she has.
She'll pageant walk onto the stage wearing a stars and stripes bikini and high heels, then fire guns at the ceiling.
Deafening applause for 40 minutes.
Vapid whore is vapid.

snoopyfan2010 March 14, 2012 at 1:54 pm

My guess is that there will be a bunch of talk about ow she is being treated unfairly because she is a woman and how Barry is talking down to her. It would be more trouble than it is worth in the end.

Halloween Jack September 26, 2012 at 12:06 pm

You don't need to imagine what it would be like–just replay the video of her debate with Biden, if you can stand it. She came pre-programmed with cutesy remarks and winks and stuck to her script, at one point not even trying to answer the question and talking about something else, I'm guessing because she'd been coached not to try to wing it (she is a complete disaster when she tries to speak off the cuff about anything). She'd have given the same performance if it had been Obama, Hillary Clinton, you, me, or Elvis that she was facing.

Comments on this entry are closed.

Previous post:

Next post: