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Obama Friends With New Black Man, This One With Communist Party ‘Ties’

Guilt by guiltMove over, Derrick Bell! (Well, if you could move, since you have been “late” since 2011.) There’s a new wingnut freakout comin’ atcha! Let’s just crown Rick Santorum right now, y’all; no need for another election with this smoking gun! VIDEO! OBAMA ADMITS HE SHARES VALUES WITH COMMUNIST CONGRESSMAN, screams, er, “ExposeObama.com.” But Bernie Sanders is a senator now. Whomever could they mean? It is “Rep.” Danny Davis — if that is even his real name! — and he received an award from the Communist Party USA! BURN HIM! Terrifying video after the jump!

The award, named for Chris Hani, an ant-Apartheid leader, and Rudy Lozano, a total ACORN!!!1!, was for “a lifetime of inspiring leadership,” and not only did Rep. Davis not spit in their faces, he did not even karate-chop them! Busted!

Barack Obama, who in a speech in 2004 said he shared the values of this terrifying US Congressman, has yet to denounce and reject his relationship with known Communist Davis, a total Fifth Columnist who actually sits on the House Homeland Security Committee. Barack Obama must be re-educated once. BUSTED!


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  • GunToting[Redacted]

    I think our country is more comfortable with candidates' friends wearing prep school ties.

    • MrFizzy

      And way-hip sleeveless sweaters from T J Maxx.

    • Tundra Grifter

      GT[R]:

      Are Communist ties just plain bright red? In that case, I have a few.

  • anniegetyerfun

    Look, if you're going to register a domain like ExposeObama.com, the least you can do is dedicate it to giant black cock shots.

    • beavertank

      Or at least a swimsuit slip or two from the beach. False advertising!

  • ChernobylSoup

    I shook hands (while seriously ogling) Queen Noor one time. Does that make me a monarchist?

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      How hard was it to keep yourself from the double hand honk?

    • anniegetyerfun

      It makes you a Muslim, that's for damn sure.

    • chascates

      And a Muslim!

    • Tundra Grifter

      CS:

      At least you weren't checking out the Princess of Denmark's tits.

    • ttommyunger

      Totally hot!

  • http://gratuity.wordpress.com/ Gratuitous World

    Davis was once my Rep. until i escaped the Il-1 Gulag, where my job was printing food stamps to provide for Bill Ayers dinner parties.

    • mrpuma2u

      He still is my CongressKomrade! Long live the glorius dictatorship of the proletariat!!!

  • Baconzgood

    Where is Sen. Iselin when you need him?

  • cheetojeebus

    I am so upset i can hardly breath!11

  • Tundra Grifter

    These nutz manage to make "sharing values" sound like a bad thing!

    Do you remember when Republicans and Democrats shared values? Ole Newt took care of that with his early 1990's campaign to brand those who disagreed with him as Unamerican, unpatriotic, etc.

    This is really the worst of the many, many terrible things he's said and done. Watch the Kennedy-Nixon debates on YouTube. They treated each other with respect, and realized they both wanted the same things for America. Yes – shared values.

    They did disagree on how to accomplish those objectives. That's the property ground for politics.

    Now we have GNoPee Presidential candidates critizing Mr. Obama's foreign policy. It was the Republican (and rather reactionary) Vandenburg who said "Politics stops at the waters edge."

    Not for these idiots.

    • proudgrampa

      Perceptive remarks, Tundra. I would agree that today, political discourse (at least by the GOP) is all about being in total opposition to any policy of the Democrats.

      I'm reminded of Ben Franklin: "We must hang together, or we will surely hang separately."

      • Tundra Grifter

        Thank you, PG!

        There are many references to the notorious Gingrich/Frank Luntz/GOPAC 1994 Memo. One of the most hateful documents in American political history, I put it up there with The Protocals of Zion. It has poisoned our politics for over two decades.

        Here's one perceptive comment on it:
        http://www.nationalmemo.com/content/newt-gingrich

        Any time I start to feel the least bit sorry for Ole Newt's humilitation, I re-read this.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    Next horrifying revelation: President Obama has the same skin color as noted Commie Angela Davis!!1! Aiee!

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      So Obama's really a woman?

      OMG!

    • James Michael Curley

      And matching Afros when they were young.

      Angela Davis came to my university in 1971. One beautiful woman.

  • hagajim

    It's just another nail in the Mooslim/Commie coffin of Barry the Great.

  • jodyleek

    Known sentient being is said to breathe air and drink water like other sentient being. May also go to bed at night and get up in the morning! See the shocking footage – up next!

    • An_Outhouse

      Did you see the opposable thumbs? He has opposable thumbs. Just. Like. Stalin.

  • EatsBabyDingos

    Exposeobama was then sued by Planter's, because they wanted their nuts back.

  • Come here a minute

    An obvious fabrication — Communists don't wear ties!

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      Cleary you've never been to a Klan necktie party…

  • RadioStalingrad

    I knew Victoria Jackson was right!!1!
    There is a commie in the White House.

  • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

    Shared "values"?

    Is that how Ripple is referred to these days?

    • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/ Chet Kincaid

      No, it isn't.

  • Arken

    That's nothing… I hear Obama fathered two BLACK children.

    • anniegetyerfun

      That's one more than John McCain!

      • chicken_thief

        And Thomas Jefferson!

        • snoopyfan2010

          Really? Cause I heard there were several….just saying.

          • chicken_thief

            I thought there is one “for sure” and several “possibles”. But then, I could be wrong…

          • snoopyfan2010

            No, there was one publicly acknowledged and another not yet acknowledged. You have to use a phased approach when talking about hybridization. America isn't ready for a blah president….remember?

  • OneYieldRegular

    I once read a biography of Eugene V. Debs. Just send me to a labor camp already, why dontcha.

  • Goonemeritus

    Laugh it you want but registered communists are everywhere they control every media outlet as well most bicycle retail stores. Were it not for my constant vigilance I’m sure they would be printing leaflets in my basement

    • Arken

      You're thinking of J-E-W-S.

      • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

        Hey! My local bike shop is Italia–

        Wait. You know who else was Italian?

        • BaldarTFlagass

          Giuseppe Garibaldi?

        • Doktor Zoom

          Tom and Ray Magliozzi?

          • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

            Close. I was going for the Giro d'Italia, but Click and Clack is an acceptable substitute.

          • Doktor StrangeZoom

            I know Eye-Tie food when I hear it! It's all them "eenie" foods… zucchini… and linguine… and fettuccine. I want some American food, dammit! I want French fries! And that's *my* cat! His name's not Fellini, it's Jake! I won't have any "eenie" in this house!

        • jodyleek

          Aldo Nova?

      • Goonemeritus

        I checked the Venn diagram and while Jews may indeed support the Communist party they rarely own Bicycle shops…curious.

        • Arken

          That's JUST what they want you to think.

  • elviouslyqueer

    What? No Confederate flags or images of lynch mobs on the Rebel Pundit page? EPIC FAIL.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    So, who's the whitebread dude in the picture above the youtube? It ain't Danny Davis, Chris Hani, Rudy Lozano, Bernie Sanders, Barack Obama, Rick Santorum, or Derrick Bell, and I don't see anyone else's name in the post. WTF? Just some random white guy?

    • Arken

      It's Chris Hansen from To Catch a Predator.

      So, yes, just a random white guy. Or at least that's my hope for his future.

  • RadioStalingrad

    You know who else hated commies?

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      JFK?

    • BaldarTFlagass

      J Edgar Hoover?

    • elviouslyqueer

      Ronald Reagan?

    • anniegetyerfun

      Nana?

    • Callyson

      Joe McCarthy?
      (JFC, I said that as a joke but I'll bet the wingnuts start a campaign to rehabilitate his image in 3…2…1…)

      • Chichikovovich

        Already done – Ann Coulter wrote a book addressing just that topic. You will come across wingnut articles on the topic often.

    • GunToting[Redacted]

      Those kids from "Red Dawn?"

    • http://facethesuncastnoshadow.wordpress.com/ Mumbletypeg

      George C. Scott S. Patton?

    • Doktor Zoom

      General Jack D. Ripper?

    • chicken_thief

      ee cummings? Oh, wait. I thought it said "commas". Never mind…

      • LesBontemps

        Oxford commies are the worst!

    • CthuNHu

      Stalin?

      • doloras

        Stalin had most of the Bolshevik leaders killed, which is better than You-Know-Who ever managed.

  • http://hong-kong-actresses.blogspot.com/ donner_froh

    These breathless "revelations" about the not very exciting past of Barrack Obama must be done solely for right wing cred or a slot on the wingnut league tables since no one else would care about it.

    • vodkamuppet

      The really sad thing is the wingnuts don't realize that no one else gives a shit.

  • http://www.wonkette.com/ FlownOver

    Blahs of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but – well, maybe the Civil Rights and Voting Rights Acts.

    Oh, and Al Green impersonators.

  • vodkamuppet

    Well this changes everything. I guess I'll just have to vote for Santorum now.

  • Doktor StrangeZoom

    That's nothing–careful examination of the FACTS reveals that most members of Franklin Roosevelt's administration–including the President himself–actively allied US foreign policy with that of the USSR in the early 1940s.

    • doloras

      Adolf Hitler was merely a premature anti-Communist.

  • MrFizzy

    Is it too early for my transvaginal tequila ultrasound?

  • Arken

    I thought Ronald Reagan defeated communism. Does this mean Reagan isn't the savior?

  • DaRooster

    Communism would mean we had a bunch of people that worked together to achieve goals and make this a better place to be while there would be a very few people that end up massively benefiting from the hard work of the people… the government would be responsible for taking care of the people.

    It's the same as where we are going… without the "responsibility" part…

  • http://wonkette.com/ weej_bain

    Needs moar lullaby

    ♪♫ I dreamed I saw Joe Hill last night ♫♪

  • Doktor Zoom

    In related news, the staff of Rebel Pundit announced that, for the 30th consecutive year, they have remained successful in their goal of denying their essence to women.

  • anniegetyerfun

    I briefly volunteered for a Communist bookstore (collective?) in New York City many moons ago, because when I walked past the storefront and saw the word "Communist", I was, like, "Really? Just out in the open like that? OK, let's see what this is!"

    As far as I can tell, Communists are just vegans who think that Tom Tomorrow is too conservative.

    We did host a book signing and speech by Nawal El Saadawi. That was fun.

    Oh, wait, so I guess Communists are also Arab Muslims, but the kind who don't like Islamists. Which makes them Islamist.

    • Doktor StrangeZoom

      Communists are just vegans who think that Tom Tomorrow is too conservative.

      I am SO stealing that!

  • Doktor Zoom

    Today we are all Bicycle Thieves

  • vodkamuppet

    Pics or GTFO! Oh, well just GTFO anyway.

    • Doktor StrangeZoom

      I've always wanted a Pontiac GTFO

      • http://www.wonkette.com/ FlownOver

        You know you're lookin' fine
        Three deuces and a four speed
        And a three eighty-nine

  • Arken

    Just like how the Jew is using the black to muscle against you. And you are left there helpless. Well, what are you going to do about it, Whitey? Just sit there? Of course not!

    You'll hear more at my Illinois Nazi rally on that one bridge.

  • UnholyMoses

    Shorter future wingnut freakout:

    Obama once watched a Marx brother movie!!111 MARX!! WAKEUPSHEEPLE!!1111111!!!!!11!!!ELEVEN!!11

  • http://www.wonkette.com/ slowhansolo

    Hey, the Muslim-Kenyan-Communist thing worked for Deep South Santorum!

  • chicken_thief

    Davis has a PhD. That's right, folks. Proof!

  • dadanarchist

    Yeah, fuck Chris Hani, who only led South African youth against the apartheid regime and then (conveniently, amirite?) was murdered on the eve of apartheid's end by a right-wing Polish immigrant. Yeah, fuck that guy.

  • The_Trainman

    Secrets of the White House bathroom floor: Beneath the latest issue of Sports Illustrated lies a tattered copy of the Collected Works of Gus Hall—with an incredibly dull forward by Jarvis Tyner!

  • mavenmaven

    The right wing doesn't like it when elected officials deal with other elected officials. They only support demagogues on radio, kids with videos, and bad musicians. Actual democracy is too communist.

  • James Michael Curley

    The ultra right has been fighting communism since before anybody was a communist. I call looser!

  • Pithaughn

    My favorite class in college was "history of jazz" but in the anthropology dept. taught by Dr. Katz (RIP) at night. Anywho, the good Dr was a commie and invited all the students to a coffee house meeting. Astute readers realize we are now deep in the commie forest. The bablicious hippie that led the meeting made a point I have always remembered, capitalism values activities that make a profit, communism values activities that create better living conditions for all. I am still a capitalist, but I like the idea that just making a profit is not the only judgement we should consider.

  • owhatever

    Careful there, rightwingnuts. These blatantly racist attacks risk losing the African-American vote in November.

  • Midway117

    Danny Davis returned my phone call when I was a lowly community reporter doing a story about one of his interns (a positive story.). If that makes him a Communist., then party on!

  • ttommyunger

    At long last, have you Fucktards no shame?