18 and Life.When Dunkerton Community Schools in Iowa paid a reported $1500 to Minnesota-preacher-man-band “Junkyard Prophet,” the money was supposed to buy a high school assembly against bullying and for making good choices. And did it ever! Namely, it gave them firsthand experience with Bullying in the First Degree, and — surprise, public school district! — rather a lot of hard-right Christianism in the girls-are-sluts-who-must-obey-their-husbands and also the ever-popular fags-die veins. But new reporting (i.e., a note from Wonkette operative “Kate”) shows the lead actor in what has become a good old-fashioned community-wide WTF? is Bachmannite and previous Wonkette BFF Bradlee Dean!

Rad 90s dude.But who is this onetime Sebastian Bach lookalike, with all his layers of Sexy? Well Dean once threatened to sue Rachel Maddow for $50 million for “defaming” him by reading a full quote of his calling for the execution of homosexuals. He has a blog that is … somewhat unstructured? Here, have a sample from his latest post — just last Friday! — tantalizingly called “Hate Crimes — Bigotry in Reverse.”

Hate Crimes! Hate crimes! The homosexual radicals are trying to push an illegal agenda through hate crimes, not understanding that all crime is motivated by hate. What is this really about? And who’s doing the hating?
This explains the Matthew Shepard distorted “hate crimes” law, which has been exposed by ABC’s 20/20 as having nothing to do with Matthew’s sexual orientation. This also explains the supposed “anti-bullying” policy being shoved down students’ throats in public schools, like it or not.

It seems fair to assume Dunkerton Community Schools did not check Dean’s blog, which is a veritable treasure box of sanity and taste. Oh well. Better luck next time, Dunkerton, Iowa! [WCF Courier/City Pages]

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  • CapnFatback



    • Swampgas_Man


    • horsedreamer_1

      You are a like breed to me.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    Here we go with the "shoved down the throat" meme. What is it these people?

    • Ramming. cramming, shoving down the throat…. ftw!

    • In fairness to Dean, I'm thinking that happened to him with alarming frequency in the showers in high school gym

      • elviouslyqueer

        He's wearing a Penn State jersey and basketball shorts that reveal the spider's web of tattoos that crawl up and down his arms and legs.

        Your lips to G*d's ears, actor.

        • I said that without even investigating. Wow.

        • chicken_thief

          I wanna know what lesbian he stole that plaid shirt with the cut off sleeves from.

    • Fukui-sanYesOta

      He looks like he's had a lot of doughnuts shoved down his throat.

      • Please. He's quasi-military so it's a "jelly delivery system, deep fried"

      • elviouslyqueer

        If by "doughnuts" you mean "9-inch beer-can penises," then yes.

    • Doktor Zoom

      I propose that whenever some wingnut uses that line, the only appropriate response would be

      Ram it, ram it, ram it, ram it up yer poopchute!
      Ram it, ram it, ram it, ram it up yer poopchute!

      • BaldarTFlagass


        • doloras

          Keep it greasy so it'll go down easy.

  • DCBloom

    hmmm…. he's awfully pretty for someone so afraid of teh gays

    • BaldarTFlagass

      Hell, if he'd grown tits on his back and shaved his ass, I'd-a probably done him, back in my Navy days.

      • So THAT'S why they warned me not to drop the soap around you!

  • SorosBot

    "This also explains the supposed “anti-bullying” policy being shoved down students’ throats in public schools"

    Man, the wingnuts really love that "shoved down our throat" metaphor; and something about this Azl Rose wannabe's obsession with gay people makes me suspect he secretly wants something shoved down his throat.

    • redarmyzombie

      And other parts of the anatomy, no doubt.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    I wonder where that guy got the dogtags he's wearing. Probably not from any military service.

    • DaRooster

      Definite "Friendly Fire" candidate.

  • I can tell you that this shit would have never happened in Purdy, Iowa.

    • Doktor Zoom

      I'd love to be an orthodontist there. Then all my ads would say "You've got a real Purdy mouth."

  • This is what happens when a county is desperate enough to name itself after a breakfast treat.

  • Not exactly Prof. Harold Hill from Gary, Indiana, is he?

  • DaRooster

    "…not understanding that all crime is motivated by hate…"

    Yeah, like hate of starving to death and hate of being stuck behind someone doing 20 in a 55 and hate of not being stoned and hate of being told I can't own a weapon ('cuz of tea-bag type freaks) due to something stupid I did 27 years ago…

    • AbandonHope

      No kidding — what simpleton thinks all crime is motivated by hate? Hell, the majority of crime is motivated by the combination of ambivalence and greed.

      • SorosBot

        Well the only crimes I ever committed were drinking before I turned 21 and smoking pot a handful of times – yep, that was totally motivated by hate, and not because getting drunk and high are fun.

    • Doktor Zoom

      Me, I have a deep-seated hatred of crosswalks.


        Slowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwly I turned, step by step….

      • Doktor Zoom

        On the other hand, when I'm doing criminal record checks on participants in family court cases, it does seem that whenever someone has a whole string of parking tickets, somewhere near the bottom of the file check it will turn out there's a misdemeanor Battery conviction…

        • DaRooster

          Prolly decided stalking is better than actually being there.

  • memzilla

    Again with the down-the-throat shoving. What is with these people's fixation with this?

    (I'm guessing it has nothing to do with the bi-labial fricative)

  • Z Crudmonger

    "The homosexual radicals are trying to push an illegal agenda through hate crimes, not understanding that all crime is motivated by hate. "

    When I pass someone on the right it's because I have a radical homosexual agenda. Or a fast bike, either works.

    • Dashboard Buddha

      a fast bike

      Is this what you modern kids calling it these days?

      • There are any number of cremes that will numb you a little.

  • Dashboard Buddha

    Wow…his blog is a steaming pile of suck. Let's simplify…

    ♫ Daddy's little bigot loves hate crime hate crime ♫

    ♫ Daddy's little bigot wants faggots dead ♫

  • This explains the Matthew Shepard distorted “hate crimes” law, which has been exposed by ABC’s 20/20 as having nothing to do with Matthew’s sexual orientation. This also explains the supposed “anti-bullying” policy being shoved down students’ throats in public schools, like it or not.

    So when the hapless superintendent of Dunkerton schools originally hired him it was a flubbed misinterpretation that Bradlee was not anti-bully but "anti-ANTI-bullying." Swift move, school admin's*!
    /snark off: though in yesterday's story it sounded like they were openly sorry and trying to account for their actions on behalf of their LGBT students — not what I'd imagine their counterparts in TN for example, would have done.

  • LesBontemps

    He got a purty mouth.

  • Welcome to the jungle, asshole.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    "Bradlee," particularly with the odd spelling, is a name that does not exactly reek of machismo and/or rampant heterosexuality. Just sayin'.

  • CapnFatback

    But who is this onetime Sebastian Bach lookalike,

    Ooh, do you suppose he changes the lyrics of "18 and Life" to "Gay Teen's No Life"?

  • EatsBabyDingos

    This is why Iowa is not allowed to have nice toys.

  • Fukui-sanYesOta

    Oh, this gentleman is a bundle of laughs. Here's Professor Dean on the subject of evolution:

    Besides this, Charles Darwin himself didn’t believe his theory would stand up to the light of truth. He said in his book, The Origin of Species, “If it could be demonstrated that an organ exists, which could not have been formed by numerous, successive, slight modifications, my theory would absolutely break down.” If that’s the case, Charlie, what is the basis for any of your theories? There isn’t one.

    His counterargument to Darwin's postulate of a proof against his theory is insightful, no? Get this man a Rhodes scholarship!

    • In fairness to Dean, he probably thinks the penis looks odd.

      "Everyone else shoves massive manly meat down my throat, but I've got this shriveled-up limp thing! There can't be evolution!"

    • CapnFatback


      • Fukui-sanYesOta


    • Tundra Grifter

      Actually, Exhibit "A" would be Bradlee's pathetic little brain.

  • What is it about democratically enacted laws that makes some people think of skull fucking? OH WAIT! I think I figured it out. Everything makes them think of skull fucking. We're not so different after all.

  • So many references…is it me or our Editrix is really trying to tell us that she likes Skid Row?

    • SorosBot

      Well Sebastian Bach was Jesus – in the early 2000s revival of Jesus Christ Superstar, that is.

      • He was also Jekyl & Hyde. I think that's more relevant to Becca.

  • HelmutNewton

    Ah, yet another super-macho straight guy who spends all of his time obsessing about gay sex. And talking with other super-macho straight guys like Rick Santorum about….gay sex!

  • "Whoever says he is in the light and hates his brother is still in darkness." — John 2:9

    "For in passing judgment on another you condemn yourself" — Romans 2:1

    "But if you judge the law, you are not a doer of the law but a judge. … But who are you to judge your neighbor?" — James 4:11

  • Doktor Zoom

    Have you heard him "sing"?

  • Nopantsmcgee

    Shut up sing, bitch. Wait.
    Just shut up.

  • hagajim

    Dunkerton….are we sure its not Drunker Town? Cause they seem kinda shitfaced to me.

  • WiscDad

    Well…whomever the fuckstick that said Junkyard would be a good choice to have at the school should take full responsibility and resign their position if with the school district. They should also pay the school back the money they will never see from demanding the bands refund.

  • Callyson

    all crime is motivated by hate
    FFS, that's not even true. This guy has never heard of greed?

  • upthruster

    Bradlee Dean is the poster boy for classic addiction behavior. In his book, he claims to have been addicted to alcohol, then drugs, then women. Anyone want to guess what he's addicted to now? Yep, that would be G….O…..D. Not trying to be libel here, just some people sayin'. Just like any other addict, everyone else is to blame but him for being asshole.

  • Guppy

    Maybe the school appearance was sponsored by Iowa Forward.

  • Slim_Pickins

    Well that was tax money poorly spent, but at least it wasn't my tax money.

    • Tundra Grifter

      Could be worse. They could have wasted the fifteen hundred bucks buying IUD's.

  • Maybe I am being a bit critical, but I find it odd when self-proclaimed heterosexuals seem to spend hours and hours of their day thinking about gay sex.

  • proudgrampa

    Methinks thou protest too much.

  • Redrighthand

    Keep Christ out of metal.

    • horsedreamer_1

      Yellow & black attack — Swarm! Swarm!

  • MegPasadena

    Yes, he is that track suit wearing "preacher", who one time led a prayer at the Minnesota House. Yike.

  • GortRay

    As always, anyone who devotes that much time to thinking about homersectuals has gotta be gettin' some hard salami, if you know what I mean. Squeal like a pig, boy!

  • DahBoner

    Is that a man or a woman???

  • mavenmaven

    Best argument for return of govt funding for school music and arts education. They suck musically aside from their odious message.

  • Abernathy

    These guys are going to be opening for Santorum soon!

  • ttommyunger

    Now you jest take them panties right off, boy!

  • The 101st Airborne's screaming eagle weeps. (linky foto)

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