Nixon Library Exhibits Disgraced Dead President's Mushy Love Tripe To His Bride

Hey fellas! Are you trying to get that special lady to let you and only you into her moistened drawers, but the only instruction you've got so far is from "Mystery" telling you to "neg" her (insult her to her face) or Joe Francis telling you to offer a trucker cap to show you her tits (insult her to her face)? We are not saying insulting a girl to her face is not a time-honored and proven way to get you some lady-lovin', but perhaps you could try something a little more suavay! Take this love note Richard M. Nixon wrote to Pat, while they were a-courtin'!

“Somehow on Tuesday there was something electric in the usually almost stifling air in Whittier. And now I know. An Irish gypsy who radiates all that is happy and beautiful was there. She left behind her a note addressed to a struggling barrister who looks from a window and dreams. And in that note he found sunshine and flowers, and a great spirit which only great ladies can inspire,” Nixon wrote. “Someday let me see you again? In September? Maybe?”

Hoo boy. On second thought, totally insult a girl to her face instead.

[ Washington Post ]