Fat Teevee Fathead Simply Does Not Care For Obama’s Names

Check out what Mitt Romney's most beloved fluffer and robocaller, cartoon television capitalist Donald Trump, had to say about "weird" names today.

When I was 18, people called me Donald Trump. When he was 18, @BarackObama was Barry Soweto. Weird.

That's a nice thing to say about someone whose father abandoned him, instead of handing him a New York real estate empire. Anyway, our turn: When Barack Obama was 47, he was elected President of the United States. When Donald Trump was 47, he was bankrupt. Weird. (Not really.)