Check out what Mitt Romney’s most beloved fluffer and robocaller, cartoon television capitalist Donald Trump, had to say about “weird” names today.
When I was 18, people called me Donald Trump. When he was 18, @BarackObama was Barry Soweto. Weird.
That’s a nice thing to say about someone whose father abandoned him, instead of handing him a New York real estate empire. Anyway, our turn: When Barack Obama was 47, he was elected President of the United States. When Donald Trump was 47, he was bankrupt. Weird. (Not really.)
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Ugh. Is there any person more useless than this idiot? I can't wait for his stupid show to get cancelled.
His hair knows he's been cancelled. It's just waiting for the rest of him to catch up.
I'd say about 60% of either Mississippi or Alabama are more useless than this idiot. That being said he prolly ought to live in one of those two states.
The Gerbil goes in the other end, Donald.
It's "Soetoro". Also.
I don't think he was "Soetoro" at 18, either, also.
Donald Trump. Weird.
Still using all that money to buy some class, I see.
There isn't that much money in all the world.
This calls for Class Default Swaps.
Isn't the entire world economy in enough trouble?
When I was between the ages of 0 and now, I was not an asshole. When Donald Trump was between the ages of 0 and now, he was an asshole. Weird.
Hair today, gone tomorrow.
Nobody cares what you have to say, Donnie.
Soweto, Soetoro, South Africa, Indonesia, Kenya, all of the above still = blah, so what's the problem?
I'm taking collections to blackbag the Donald and leave him in the middle of Soweto.
Don't worry Short Fingers. You'll always be known as the Short Fingered Vulgarian to me.
Nicely played, sir. Nicely played.
So Donald Trump is teasing the President because his mother married a second time after his father dumped her?
I wonder how Ivanka feels about this?
I wonder if Ivanka feels anything.
Well, when the botox wears off a little…
It's spelled "T-R-U-M-P" but it's pronounced "DIPSHIT."
Weird.
Celtic?
Actually, it's pronounced "Throat Warbler Mangrove". #MontyPythonTourette's
When I was 18, people called me Donald Trump.
Only to your face.
Well-played.
Zing!
Ohhhh. I see what you did there. Back to the birther whispers. Guess someone didn't learn their lesson during the correspondents' dinner.
Uh-huh. Way I heard it, Donnie, you had to squeal like a piggie there…
BTW, did you know "trump" is Brit slang for a Bronx cheer… Weird.
gross.
When I was 18, people called me a crazy motherfucker. Now they just call me a motherfucker. Weird.
…and if he makes it to 98, the Donald will NEVER be President…not so wierd.
I've got a few names for Donald Trump:
Moron.
Jackass.
Creep.
Selfish Prick.
Plenty more where that came from…
The only thing weird in this is that thing on his head.
Logical fallacy has never seen this much mileage, even though tire after tire gets busted.
Was reading just moments ago a dismembering of Governor Bob McDonnell's recent attempt to paint states w/ Republican governors as having measurably lower unemployment levels compared nationwide.
"Out of the top 10 states that currently boast lowest unemployment, SEVEN are governed by Republicans," he said.
In case you hadn't guessed what I'd like to have asked him next: "How many of the bottom ten states, those w/ the worst unemployment, have Republican governors, Governor?"
…
Answer: Six out of Ten (states w/ worst unemployment) = Repubs.
Not to mention, among the applaudingly-ranked Grand Old governors occupying the top ten, three have only held office between 1-2 years (IA, WY, VA) following Democratic governors' occupying their seats between 8- and 12- year stretches of terms.
And he forgot to include Right To Work States. Ten out of ten Right To Work states have the highest employment figures.*
(*begging on the streets counts as employment.)
When he was 18, Donald Trump was called an asshole. Now Donald Trump is 65, and is still an asshole.
Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole.
Girls could not resist his stare.
Not in New York
He was only five foot three.
Someone let Chuck Grassley know that Donald is still on teevee.
Obama combs his hair. Trump adjusts his toupee. Weird.
Barry is the Ace of Trumps, and you, Donald, are little casino. Weird.
"When I was 18, people called me Donald Trump."
Well, as far as you know, Donald.
There's more than a faint echo of Forrest Gump in this pronouncement – as there should be.
When I was 18, people called me Speckles von Schnapps. Because 18-year-olds call each other crazy shit. Weird.
You know who else was called something different later in life?
A tadpole?
Groucho Marx?
Shiklegruber?
Joe The Congressman?
Peter North?
Muhammad Ibn `Abd Allāh Ibn `Abd al-Muttalib?
Karol Wojtyla?
Leslie Lynch King, Jr.?
Archie Leach?
Paul David Hewson?
Norma Jean Baker?
Gary Hart (nee Hartpence)?
Josif Dzugashvili?
Gandhi?
Poor Donald Trump: he's put up billions of dollars in real estate, yet no one ever calls him a developer. He's given millions to charity, yet no one ever calls him a philanthropist. He's written several best-selling "world class" books, yet no one ever calls him an author.
But suck just one cock…
What's weird is that The Donald hasn't released the results of the "Hawaiian Birf Cert Investigation".
Is this the part where we pretend that our President didn't totally pwn this carcass-haired loser? Or is this the part where we ignore the actual reason The Donald didn't run for President (financial disclosures would result in the world knowing he's broke ass broke)?
That's what he's hoping.
Trump should have kept himself in his little foxhole of the New York City press corps, which will forgive him anything because, you know, he's Trump and he sells papers. Instead, he stuck his helmet up into a real firefight and got….well, new Wonkette rules prohibit me from being detailed, but let's just say he needed a replacement weasel to wear.
Soweto is a township in South Africa, moron.
Must've been before he became an Oompa-loompa-American.
Augustus Gloop Libel!!
Barry is smart, powerful and has one hot wife; Donald is pasty, bankrupt and has two Stepford wives. Weird.
Only 2?
He clearly has a good relationship with the blahs.
Soweto? SOWETO? Ignorant douchebag is ignorant. And a douchebag.
What? They are all furrin sounding names that probably are not white. Tomayto, tomahto, I always say.
You know what other mean things they call him? President of the United States.
Weird.
Suck it, Donald.
The Donald is The Dick.
When you were 18 did you have that one really long hair all wrapped around your head like that too?
Here's what I just learned:
Soweto is actually spelled "Soetoro."
Lolo Soetoro has his own wikipedia page.
This claim was already debunked 3 years ago.
Donald Trump is an even bigger idiot than I already thought.
I love the perfectly awesome decending stairstep of your posting.
Who put my crazy bigoted uncle in charge of every fucking thing in this country? Seriously.
Ten years from now Barack Obama will be a respected elder statesman. And ten years from now, Donald Trump will be a noisy, bratty douchebag with a bad comb-over.
And he will still be on TV, but in "Celebrity Rehab" instead.
I'd say someone needs to stick their cock in that mouth, but realized it would probably take ten of them.
Your Most Powerful Man in the Free World Envy is showing.
"When I was 18, people called me Donald Trump."
Actually, they called you BossyPants McDaddy's Boy, but who's counting.
Even when he's being a birther fuckwad, he gets it wrong. Seriously, this guy is really just performance art, right?
Oh yes, a man who files for bankruptcy three times, shafting thousands of investors, contractors, vendors, and bond-holders in the process, who can't make money from a place where money is almost literally printed — yeah, this is the guy you want to be taking business and moral advice from.
I do want him to be president, though… of China or Iran.
"When Barack Obama was 47, he was elected President of the United States. When Donald Trump was 47, he was bankrupt."
I haven't used this word since 8th grade, but I will now. BURN!
FACIAL!
Trump really is that noxious fart that seems to linger forever.
Light a match.
"When I was 18, people called me Donald Trump."
When he was 50, people called him "that asshole with the dead hamster on his head and succession of trophy wives."
Actually, they called him Donald Trump to his face. Behind his back, he was simply known as "that idiot."
Where can I forward my complaints about the "You have (X) PC errors" phishing scam?
This is actually the happiest I have been in a really long time. I finally had an excuse to throw a twat at Donald Trump. Thanks!
It must be difficult, sinking in the ratings, losing your credibility as an entrepreneur bit by bit and hairline ebbing further and further back. When he loses his relevance as a celebrity as well it will be sad day for Donald. The rest of the universe won't care in the least, but it will be a sad day for Donald. But for the grace of lucky birth, he would have been a used car salesman in Jersey, and would be feeling the same inevitable decline into irrelevance, moving from late models to used cabs. ("It's yellow primer, the good stuff, honest…")
In 2009, people called Donald Trump "the Donald". In 2009, people called Barack Obama "the President of the United States".
Yes, and now they call him Mr. President. And they call you douche-canoe.
Yes, we know Barry was named "Soweto" at 18, because his high school basketball nickname was "Barry O'Bomber." It all makes perfect sense!
Fuck you, you low-class asshole.
learn how to eat pizza, jack ass, asshole ,jerk ass
When Obama was 18, he was intelligent. When Donald the Rich Kid was 18, not so much.
Wait, so now he's South African?
L-O-fuckin'-L! They can't even get their slurs straight. I am actually laughing out loud.
Trump, however, still means "Dickwad" in every language.
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