Chuck Grassley Learns Devastating Truth About The History Channel

 
 Oh, dear. Grampa Cornpants is experiencing the senior's equivalent of discovering there's no Santa Claus: Learning that the History Channel is just a bunch of alien Nazi sweepstakes porn that instantly lobotomizes the viewer. Oh god, now Grassley's communications guy is going to holler at us for breaking the Santa Claus news to the Senator... but we'll deal with that later.

This has been going on for weeks, on Twitter:

Chuck, Chuck, if you think that's funny, get this:  "The Learning Channel." 

[ Chuck Grassley's Twitter ]