POLL PR0N  2:31 pm March 12, 2012

Poll Shocker: Mississippi, Alabama Voters Not Very Bright

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

We don't need no education.

“Evolution is hogwash” will be the winner of Tuesday’s Mississippi Republican primary, followed by “Barack Obama is so a secret Muslim” according to this exciting new PPP survey. Newt Gingrich, Mitt Romney and Rick Santorum will all run a pathetic third through fifth place with only around 30% of the voters’ nods each. But try to feel a little understanding for these voters, really now. When was the last time anyone spotted even a tiny shred of evolution lurking anywhere in Mississippi?

No, nevermind. No sympathy. They are monstrous idiots.

And you, Alabama?

Mississippi is still better, at being vile bigots! This must be their prize, from Jesus, for that time the state won the “Most Google Searches of ‘Free Gay Porn’ Contest” last year. [PPP; thanks to Wonkette operative "Thomas H."]

 

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edgydrifter March 12, 2012 at 2:34 pm

Herp / Derp 2012!!!

dadanarchist March 12, 2012 at 2:55 pm

Durrrrrrr/Durrrrrr 2013!

chicken_thief March 12, 2012 at 3:05 pm

Not Sure/Not Sure 2012

Gratuitous World March 12, 2012 at 2:35 pm

And this is where your federal tax money is going, blue state residents.

No Bile Left Behind.

comrad_darkness March 12, 2012 at 2:48 pm

I think we really should help them learn self-sufficiency by refusing them any more funds than they put in.

Maman March 12, 2012 at 2:35 pm

Mississippi are the winners?

Isyaignert March 12, 2012 at 4:33 pm

They're always first in the worst of the worst lists, except for an occasional takeover by Alabama.

notgross March 12, 2012 at 4:40 pm

State motto of most of the South: "Thank God for Mississippi."

Negropolis March 13, 2012 at 2:30 am

Yes, their win is Sheenian in its size.

Generation[redacted] March 12, 2012 at 2:35 pm

Did you fuck your sister?
Yes…………………………66%
No………………………….22%
Not Sure………………..12%

prommie March 12, 2012 at 2:40 pm

Did you fuck your sow?

Yes . . . . . . . . .66%

Did you fuck your boar?

Yes . . . . . . . . . 64%

So you see, there is a small percentage of strictly heterosexual pigfuckers, but the vast majority of pigfuckers clearly don't care what they are fucking.

Ducksworthy March 12, 2012 at 2:50 pm

Long as they have lipstick.

Warwhatgoodfor March 12, 2012 at 6:28 pm

Fairy tale for the times –

So these two British soldiers in India during the time of the Raj are sitting on the porch of their hotel:

First soldier: did you hear about old George?
Second soldier: no, what about old Goerge?
First soldier: he ran off with a gorilla.
Second soldier: that's terrible. Male or female gorilla?
First soldier: Female, of course. Nothing qu**r about old George

Can I have an "Amen" for the straight guy?

dadanarchist March 12, 2012 at 2:54 pm

54% of Mississippians and 67% of Alabamans stated that they think Interracial Marriage should be legal.

Perhaps they misunderstood the question and thought interracial meant intrafamilial or interspecies.

WiscDad March 12, 2012 at 4:48 pm

The 12% Not Sure thought they were fucking their mom…but it might have been their sister…neither of them have teeth so it's hard to tell

BornInATrailer March 12, 2012 at 2:37 pm

Haha, "Not Sure"… Idiocracy strikes again.

johnnyzhivago March 12, 2012 at 2:37 pm

This is all Lincoln's fault, should have let them have their own damn country.

Designer_Rants March 12, 2012 at 2:48 pm

Republicans screw everything up.

BaldarTFlagass March 12, 2012 at 2:37 pm

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

slowhansolo March 12, 2012 at 2:47 pm

Santorum, is that you?

prommie March 12, 2012 at 2:38 pm

This is why we can't have history on the history channel, or learning on the learning channel, or any other nice things, for that matter.

Mumbletypeg March 12, 2012 at 2:39 pm

*feels noggin*

Seems like that "Rocky Top" tune got misapplied amongst the southern states.

KeepFnThatChicken March 12, 2012 at 2:39 pm

Wait, wait, wait…. everyone, don't get all in a tizzy about these things. Yes, it's ugly when you realize that 60% of respondents don't believe in evolution. But remember that 58% respondents like to yell "ROLL TIDE!" There has to be a correlation, somewhere… and one I can live with.

Negropolis March 13, 2012 at 2:32 am

I can tolerate racists; I can not tolerate Alabama college football fans.

ablington March 12, 2012 at 2:39 pm

Man, I totally need to sell these people some numismatic gold coins.

chicken_thief March 12, 2012 at 3:07 pm

I think Glenn Beck is way ahead of you on that one.

larrykat March 12, 2012 at 3:12 pm

Make sure they get the extry-special "gold-filled" Ameros.

GregComlish March 12, 2012 at 8:19 pm

Is that some sort of Dungeons and Dragons reference?

Studebaker Hawk March 12, 2012 at 2:40 pm

Cotton is king; muslin is President.

Local_Mojo March 12, 2012 at 2:41 pm

Hey now! I'm from Mississippi — and I evolved to live in Alabama.

Okay, so maybe I devolved.

KeepFnThatChicken March 12, 2012 at 2:42 pm

I'm in Tennessee (western, thank FSM), and all I can say is "Whew!"

ElPinche March 12, 2012 at 2:41 pm

Ok, I'm snarkless…..there's nothing else to say. Wow.

KennyFuckingPowers March 12, 2012 at 2:41 pm

Duh! 260,000 Rebel Christians died trying to uphold a man's God given right to own another! But they killed 360,000 Blue Coats who didn't think that way. Talk about the Right deceiving the masses to be minions of the 1% ers. Fuckin' Dickheads.

actor212 March 12, 2012 at 2:41 pm

If we ever get to going to war with Iran, can we just fling Alabama and Mississippi at them? That's weapons-grade stoopid right there, I tell you what.

DaveJ March 12, 2012 at 2:41 pm

In the vernacular of the modern GOP, of course, "not sure" = "I believe the person asking me this question to be a secret FEMA rep who is planning to use my answer in my upcoming trial before the World Government/Trilateral Commission, thus I refuse to answer to protect the Constitution, also."

SorosBot March 12, 2012 at 2:41 pm

Way to smash those stereotypes that Southerners are all a bunch of inbred, ignorant dumb-ass bigoted rednecks there.

prommie March 12, 2012 at 2:46 pm

At least the ones with phones, apparently.

SorosBot March 12, 2012 at 3:08 pm

With phones, who actually answer calls from Unknown or toll free numbers.

actor212 March 12, 2012 at 3:12 pm

"But it's a free call, mother!"

prommie March 12, 2012 at 3:57 pm

Remember, polls have a well-known liberal bias, or so the righties are constantly whining.

Veritas78 March 12, 2012 at 4:07 pm

And too stupid to sense that somehow these questions might be used to portray them as stupid. Best kind of survey participant!

LesBontemps March 12, 2012 at 2:48 pm

What do you mean, "stereotype"?

Negropolis March 13, 2012 at 2:34 am

You know the scary thing? I'd not expect the numbers for Southern Democrats to be much different.

KeepFnThatChicken March 12, 2012 at 2:42 pm

Your move, evolution.

ChernobylSoup March 12, 2012 at 2:46 pm

Best use of 'your move' ever.

e_z March 12, 2012 at 2:42 pm

Yup and they don't believe in that Heliocentric solar system either.

actor212 March 12, 2012 at 2:50 pm

Them damned Helios kilt Our Lord Jesus Christ.

YasserArraFeck March 12, 2012 at 10:52 pm

That Fuckin' Heliosekshul agenda!!!

actor212 March 12, 2012 at 2:42 pm

I have a collection of special edition Liberian mint issues featuring not-dead Americans on them, if you'll accept consignment.

Veritas78 March 12, 2012 at 4:03 pm

Hey, so do I! What a coincidence.

dadanarchist March 12, 2012 at 2:43 pm

I just moved to the South and the denizens of my state all shit-talk Mississippi and Alabama too. You know you're backwards when other Southerners are making fun of you.

JustPixelz March 12, 2012 at 2:57 pm

Congratulations on moving to one of the "elite" southern states.

Negropolis March 13, 2012 at 2:35 am

Truth is that you stretch a lin from South Carolina clear to Arkansas and you have quite a few states competing for the "50th State" title.

Leopold Stotch March 13, 2012 at 12:21 pm

Similar story sums up nicely:
I drove west across the US once and on my way had to stop in some backwater shithole in Mississippi for gas.
Gas station geezer: You ain't from around here. Whereya headed?
Me:Houston
Gas station geezer:<makes disgusted 'high fallutin face>' Oh… well..BIG CITY FOLKS.

coolhandnuke March 12, 2012 at 2:43 pm

Do you believe in evolution, or not?

66% of the nots believe in knots with a noose and a tree of the right height.

Sassomatic March 12, 2012 at 2:43 pm

In their defense, 60% of them actually stand as evidence -against- evolution.

freakishlywrong March 12, 2012 at 2:44 pm

The fat, and the ignorance, are strong. These are Americans. In 2012.

dadanarchist March 12, 2012 at 2:44 pm

I wonder what would happen to the Alabama poll numbers if you removed the city of Huntsville (aka "Rocket City")… I bet you'd be closing in on 90% stupid.

comrad_darkness March 12, 2012 at 2:44 pm

They really missed out on the chance for some questions that truly delve into this.

Do you believe in alien abduction?
Does the government implant chips in your relatives?
Have you ever been told by a doctor that your meds are for your own good?

Leopold Stotch March 13, 2012 at 12:24 pm

Is flouride a communist plot?
Are you the heir to the late prime minister of Nigeria's vast fortune?

Callyson March 12, 2012 at 2:45 pm

The God I believe in is looking down and saying "Jesus fucking Christ, I can't believe these people…"

JustPixelz March 12, 2012 at 2:58 pm

And Jesus saying, "You killed me for their sins? Dad, for the billionth time, FUCK YOU!"

Blueb4sunrise March 12, 2012 at 2:45 pm

They tried this in AZ., but 67% of those they attempted to poll haven't yet figured out how to operate their telephones.

Come here a minute March 12, 2012 at 2:45 pm

These elitist polls leave out a large swath of Mississippi and Alabama voters — those who do not know how to answer a telephone.

BigSkullF*ckingDog March 12, 2012 at 2:51 pm

It's really easy to get the talking end and the hearing end mixed up.

Blueb4sunrise March 12, 2012 at 2:56 pm

GMTA.

YasserArraFeck March 12, 2012 at 11:01 pm

That's right – this poll covered the comparatively technologically advanced MS/AL pig fuckers. Can you imagine what the results would have been like if they'd gone out and asked the questions in person (speaking slowly and using small words, of course)?
"Do you believe in Evolution, or Not?"
"Git yor goddam' lib'rul doubletalk off'n mah land 'fore Ah kill yor ass!!"
"Er, that would be No, then?"
BOOM!!!
"Ma, Ah killed me a city boy. Can Ah fuck'im while he's still warm?"

Negropolis March 13, 2012 at 2:38 am

That's not even the half of it. Only them damned, big-city fancy elitists have telephones to begin with. This takes into account neither the backwoods vote, nor the hillbilly vote.

Not_So_Much March 12, 2012 at 2:45 pm

This is good news for the Grand Exalted Wizard Dragon's upcoming membership drive.

ManchuCandidate March 12, 2012 at 2:46 pm

Well, I heard Mr. Young sing about her
Well, I heard ol' Neil put her down
Well, I hope Neil Young will remember
A Miss/bamaian don't read much anyhow

Bonzos_Bed_Time March 12, 2012 at 2:47 pm

And I continue to blame Lincoln for this mess. The Mason-Dixon Line should be militarized!

GorzoTheMighty March 12, 2012 at 2:53 pm

Build the damn fence!

Jus_Wonderin March 12, 2012 at 2:48 pm

That's it, I am leaving this universe. It officially sucks.

SorosBot March 12, 2012 at 3:11 pm

Be careful, some of those people who go around offering to sell you an Einstein-Rosen bridge aren't exactly trustworthy.

Jus_Wonderin March 12, 2012 at 3:14 pm

Dammit, Soros, I just paid the dude by pay-pal. He was somewhere in Nevada.

HistoriCat March 12, 2012 at 4:10 pm

Sliders libel!

anniegetyerfun March 12, 2012 at 2:49 pm

I'm actually impressed that the majority of the people polled believe in the legality of miscegenation! I think that might actually be up from a couple of years ago.

ETA: As a practioner myself, I'd almost rather they all disapproved.

FlownOver March 12, 2012 at 2:50 pm

If Barry really wants to be the president of all Americans he could take a voluntary IQ reduction (to about 140, let's say) as a nod to this lot of goobers.

fuflans March 12, 2012 at 2:50 pm

to be fair, 'most google searches for free gay porn' doesn't leave much time for book larnin.

slowhansolo March 12, 2012 at 2:50 pm

Yeah, but Southern Rock Opera was a great record.

GorzoTheMighty March 12, 2012 at 3:04 pm

The dirty south.

DaRooster March 12, 2012 at 2:51 pm

"Do you believe in rocks?"
YES 66%
"Will you crawl back under one?"
YES 120%

comrad_darkness March 12, 2012 at 2:51 pm

What's really sad is 36% not sure on the first question is actually kinda promising.

Doktor Zoom March 12, 2012 at 2:51 pm

Do you think that interracial marriage should be legal or illegal?

Mississippi:

Legal 54%
Illegal 29%
Not sure 17%

Alabama:

Legal 67%
Illegal 21%
Not sure 12%

Alabama's full of socialists!

Deportably_Jose March 12, 2012 at 2:59 pm

Well, they do put socialist radical feminists on their money down there…

dadanarchist March 12, 2012 at 3:03 pm

Clearly they don't know what "interracial" means.

LesBontemps March 12, 2012 at 3:44 pm

Sure they do — that's mixing between NASCAR and top fuel dragsters.

finallyhappy March 12, 2012 at 6:21 pm

And when someone at the museum heard me tell another visitor that while interracial marriage was made legal in 1967 by the Supreme Court, Alabama still had it as illegal on its state books until 2000- this second visitor told me that I do not understand the South. He didn't try to explain why I didn't understand the South or why stating the fact I did meant I didn't understand the South. Pretty sure I do understand the South and if we still had the exhibit, I would bring the article that this came from and show it to the next racist apologist.

Goonemeritus March 12, 2012 at 2:51 pm

This is exactly why I try never to travel any farther south than General Lee got north.

prommie March 12, 2012 at 3:56 pm

I don't go further south than Pickett got north.

meatlofer March 12, 2012 at 2:52 pm

100% first replied,"Evolution? You mean like a tire goin round?"

BigSkullF*ckingDog March 12, 2012 at 2:52 pm

This post is crying out for the R-word.

Jus_Wonderin March 12, 2012 at 2:54 pm

The one that, by another definition, could mean "slow"?

actor212 March 12, 2012 at 2:56 pm

Retrograde?

chicken_thief March 12, 2012 at 3:13 pm

Republican?

finallyhappy March 12, 2012 at 6:22 pm

Racist?

BaldarTFlagass March 12, 2012 at 2:54 pm

I spent the ninth grade in Biloxi, Mississippi, back in the mid-70s. Court-enforced integration resulted in all the white kids from the Air Force Base being bused down to the poor black folks school. Strangely enough, I had the most useful course of my entire high school career there at old Nichols Junior High School, the class that still affects me daily and helped me become the successful government drone that I am today.
Typing.

DaRooster March 12, 2012 at 2:54 pm

"Have you ever formed your own opinion?"

"Uh… I used to wear opinions on my belt… do that count?"

UnholyMoses March 12, 2012 at 2:54 pm

Look at the bright side, folks! There … uh … okay. There isn't one.

Justholyfuckingshit.

Tundra Grifter March 12, 2012 at 2:55 pm

What were the numbers on the people who didn't know (r)Money was a Mormon?

Meanwhile, "Pole Shocker" just doesn't sound very comfortable.

Guppy March 12, 2012 at 2:55 pm

Only 66% disbelieve evolution? Obviously all those education cuts haven't gone too far enough!

slowhansolo March 12, 2012 at 2:56 pm

A snapshot from the Land of Wallace. Hang it on the fridge, where everyone can see it.

elviouslyqueer March 12, 2012 at 2:56 pm

When was the last time anyone spotted even a tiny shred of evolution lurking anywhere in Mississippi?

*raises hand meekly*

Um, there's one or two of us, Katie.

bureaucrap March 12, 2012 at 2:57 pm

Videos of Noah and his dinosaurs or GTFO.

MissTaken March 12, 2012 at 2:58 pm

And yet I'm sure if we asked if they could name all of the American Idol finalists it would be:

You Betcha! 187%

SorosBot March 12, 2012 at 3:02 pm

Luckily more of them will vote for the American Idol winner than for President.

larrykat March 12, 2012 at 3:19 pm

More like – "we can't think 'bout false iduls – itz one uh tha 10 remandmentz or sumthin'.

Negropolis March 13, 2012 at 2:43 am

Bo Bice Fohevah!

FlownOver March 12, 2012 at 2:58 pm

This is Jeff Foxworthy's target audience, by the way.

chicken_thief March 12, 2012 at 3:16 pm

And Rush's.

Isyaignert March 12, 2012 at 4:41 pm

As well as the GOP's; they need 'em nice and stoooooopid.

BaldarTFlagass March 12, 2012 at 2:59 pm

Darwin wept.

JustPixelz March 12, 2012 at 3:01 pm

I can't find it anymore, but I remember a national poll a couple years ago about belief in evolution. Basically, everyone says either God made us or God guided our evolution. Almost no one believed in straight up evolution. When I look at Newt, I wonder how did his ancestors avoid drowning in the gene pool.

elviouslyqueer March 12, 2012 at 3:02 pm

Remember also that these results come from states where Wal-Mart is considered "upscale shopping," chitlins are haute cuisine, and having anything higher than a third-grade education is considered "being uppity."

Troglodeity March 12, 2012 at 3:02 pm

Look on the bright side. If Obama gets 42% of the Mississippi vote in November, that means 30% of Mississippi voters will have voted for him even though they think he's a Muslim or aren't sure. How incredibly sophisticated and tolerant!

Troglodeity March 12, 2012 at 3:05 pm

Whoops, never mind. I just realized it was a survey of solely Republican voters. Substitute "unsophisticated" and "bigoted."

metamarcisf March 12, 2012 at 3:04 pm

Anyone else see Alexandra Pelosi's film clip on Mississippi, shown on Friday night's "Real Time"? Frightening.

donner_froh March 12, 2012 at 3:04 pm

The results are badly skewed since they couldn't include the households that have dial telephones (20%) or just shout out the window when they want to talk with someone (10%).

UnholyMoses March 12, 2012 at 3:05 pm

Listen, these results really shouldn't surprise anyone.

These people are who the GOP has been cultivating for years, whether though the Southern Strategy, social issues, decimating education funding, etc.

They want a bunch of people who are:

1. Willfully ignorant—They do this by framing education as "elitist" and a threat to Real 'Mericans!

2. Compliant—Whatever their Megachurch leader says, they'll do … for Jesus!

3. Unquestioning of authority to those in power—Unless those in authority or black, then they have no authority

4. Divided—Whether along racial lines, education level, sexuality, whatever. It's all tribal for them, and anyone not of their tribe must be destroyed;

5. Fearful of government—But only when Dems are in power, of course. When the GOP runs things, any questioning of the government is treasonous.

Again, this isn't some sort of accident. It's not just random chance that nearly every advancement of the past 100 years has passed by large swaths of the country.

It is a purposeful, 40+ year, committed effort to create a permanent underclass that votes against its own interests. And it does it by the above, with racism and bigotry thrown in for good measure, and with the backing of inappropriately named think tanks, hate radio, and an entire cable network.

And the failure of these people to see past their own spite and fear of The Other has been a great success for the GOP.

Thankfully for our nation, demographics are trending away from the GOP and this shit won't last but for another decade or two, at which time the GOP will either be forced to change damn near everything they are and have done, or go the way of the Whigs.

Personally, I'm hoping for #2 …

Isyaignert March 12, 2012 at 4:52 pm

Moses, I could not agree with you more!

owhatever March 12, 2012 at 3:05 pm

I will work these poll numbers into my home-school classes today to help show my five children that almost all Americans now know that President Obama is a black liberation theology terrorist who wants to take our guns and give them to the homersexxers. Then we will listen to three hours of Rush Limbaugh. God bless America.

Nostrildamus March 12, 2012 at 3:05 pm

Take a bow, Fox News!

UnholyMoses March 12, 2012 at 3:09 pm

One other thing (because three comments in one post is my limit!).

The most pathetic about that poll: not only do most of those yokels think Obama is a Muslim, they think it actually fucking matters.

So what if Obama was a Muslim.

Again: SO. FUCKING. WHAT?

BigSkullF*ckingDog March 12, 2012 at 3:19 pm

You're not very good at this whole hating other people because they're different thing, are you?

UnholyMoses March 12, 2012 at 3:31 pm

I hate conservatives, and they're different. As in "from a different reality."

But otherwise, yeah … I need to work on my hatin' skills.

finallyhappy March 12, 2012 at 6:24 pm

Because we(my people) know he is a Jew- so don't take that way from us. He is the first president to have a seder in the White House- so take it from me- he is OURS!!

The_Trainman March 12, 2012 at 3:09 pm

When President Obama made the controversial comment "lipstick on a pig" what was he referring to?

1. A general concept ………. 1%
2. Sarah Palin ………. 4%
3. Your spouse ………. 26%
4. Critters ………. 69%

Limeylizzie March 12, 2012 at 3:10 pm

OT My pretend bf , if I were a gay man, Jonathan Capehart, just came out with this zinger on Martin Bashir's show, they were talking about Mitt's pandering with all the grits talk and 'this was the second time I ever ate catfish" and Jonathan said "It sounds as if Mitt is "on Safari" in his own country".

Loaded_Pants March 12, 2012 at 4:00 pm

Nice.

GeorgiaBurning March 12, 2012 at 3:20 pm

Interesting that the 14% Obama-is-Christian number matches the not-sure's in Alabama vs Auburn. Obviously immigrants.

proudgrampa March 12, 2012 at 3:28 pm

Not Sure = "I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that my answer may tend to indicate that I am a total fucking idiot."

smitallica March 12, 2012 at 3:39 pm

And the saddest part is, they're making babies faster than we libs can force them to abort them.

Antispandex March 12, 2012 at 3:41 pm

So we are supposed to get all hot and / or wet about democracy (at least ever four years, or so), but these people are allowed to vote? OK, but can we kick Mississippi out and play without them?

Eve8Apples March 12, 2012 at 3:52 pm

Q25 Is your mother also your sister and your cousin?

Yes…………………………………67%
No…………………………………..19%
Not sure………………………….14%

Q 26 Have you ever screwed a goat?

Yes…………………………………72%
No…………………………………..10%
Not sure………………………….18%

pinkocommi March 12, 2012 at 4:09 pm

Those poll results are fair enough because I am not 100% sure the voters of Alabama and Mississippi are sentient beings.

MRjonz March 12, 2012 at 4:19 pm

New Jeff Foxworthy material; “You may be a redneck if you think telling pollsters the President is a “moose-lum” is the funniest thing since the hogs ate baby sister.”

Beauregard: (put’s hand over receiver,) “Cletus, they done ast me if’n ah thanks the Pres’dent is one o’ them thar moose-lums.”

Cletus: “B’wah, y’all jes’ tell ‘em `yas.’ It gits 'em all riled up.” (Both double over with laughter.)

DerrickWildcat March 12, 2012 at 4:35 pm

Q24. Do you think interracial marriage should be legal or illegal? (ie..Chinks marrying Beaners. Guineas marrying Japs.)

Schmegeg March 12, 2012 at 4:43 pm

Hey people of MS and AL – is Obama a Socialist too? This just in, 100% of your great grandfathers, those Confederates, were traitors.

Shellwith2Ls March 12, 2012 at 5:15 pm

I'm so glad that my grandfather got the hell out of Alabama. What a fucking disgrace, we should have let them seceed.

HelmutNewton March 12, 2012 at 5:59 pm

So these people are dumber than a bag full of hammers AND they believe in implausible conspiracy theories?

As I've said before, the solution is simple: Just convince them that "voting" is a librul/gay/Muslin/atheist scheme to take away their freedom. Problem solved!

Negropolis March 13, 2012 at 2:21 am

I can deal with racists; I can't, however, deal with the "Not Sures".

Not Sure: For the discerning lady/gentleman racist.

Not Sure: Because blatant, in-your-face racism is just so gauche.

Not Sure: Racism is so much classier on a Savannah veranda sipping sweet tea.

Negropolis March 13, 2012 at 2:29 am

Et tu, Alabama?

Nah, just kidding. lol

I am so going to go down South selling magic beans. I'd make a killing.

aklibtard March 13, 2012 at 2:36 am

That 54% that don't think interracial marriage is misleading. They don't think there should be any laws about anything but if some negro tried marrying their daughter, it'd still be a lynchin' time.

ttommyunger March 13, 2012 at 2:35 pm

Most common household complaint in the South: "Daddy, get off, you're crushing my cigarettes."

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