the shallow north meets the deep south

GOP Primary/America Over: Jeff Foxworthy Endorses Mitt Romney

How hard do you think executive human Mitt Romney will sweep the Deep South now that he has the solemnly tweeted endorsement of Jeff Foxworthy? Is there a better way to win over voters in the now crucially crucial Alabama and Mississippi than campaigning alongside Jeff Foxworthy, the King of the Deep South according to everyone who doesn’t live there? Probably! But that’s not stopping Mitt Romney, “y’all.” Combine this endorsement with Kid Rock’s (YOW! COWBOY, BABY!), and … you have Jeff Foxworthy and Kid Rock’s endorsements.

In other news, apparently if your thighs look like the hood of a Toyota minivan after a hailstorm? You might be a redneck?

[TPM/Hot Air]

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64 comments

  1. BornInATrailer

    If your dog takes a dump on the roof of your car while you're driving, you might be a Romney.

    1. SoBeach

      Foxworthy is no more a redneck than Larry The Cable Guy. They're both just doing basic ethnic humor.

      Larry's funnier though.

    1. actor212

      He's been pandering. Remember the joke about Ann and the heavyweight?

      "She went on a diet one time, Little Debbie laid off 500 employees. Last Halloween, she dressed in white, came as a blizzard."

  2. hagajim

    At least Jeff Foxworthy, millionaire hillbilly comic, is voting with his pocketbook instead of voting GOP because he's a dumb.

  3. Tundra Grifter

    Jeff Foxworthy? With all due respect, when it comes to the "C-List" celebs (Jon Voight, Chuck Norris, Ted Nugent, and now this gentleman) the GNoPee has the roster sewn up!

    1. Designer_Rants

      I'm not much into the celebrity gossip (except about pols), but what's up with Jolie and Voight? They have probs cuz he's a radical right-winger, or sumthin' else?

      1. Tundra Grifter

        Abernaty:

        Actually, it's the "See List." The guy behind the velvet ropeline looks at his clipboard and sez "Sorry – I see you're not on The List."

  4. BornInATrailer

    I suspect at least one member of the Blue Collar comedy tour will not be endorsing any Republican.

    I'm looking at you, Ron White. Tick off a sizable portion of your audience and endorse Obama.

  5. superdave

    Whenever I am making a major life choice, I just think "What would Jeff Foxworthy do?" So, I'm good to go.

  6. EatsBabyDingos

    This reminds me of the Bill Cosby routine, "The Chickenheart That Ate New York." It is funny as hell, unlike Jeff Foxworthy.

  7. Allmighty_Manos

    Considering that America is growing ever more rural, white and southern each passing year, this is bad news for Obama.

    1. Callyson

      Dammit, this is when this apartment dweller gets jealous of people with yards. Who's going to steal a sign from a third floor window?
      Guess I can take a tip from those redneck T – shirts and add a note to the Obama sign saying "Try burning this one, asshole"…

  8. savethispatient

    If you vote for Santorum when a comedian told you vote for Romney, you might just be a redneck.

  9. UnholyMoses

    According to Ron White, Foxworthy gives out Viagra to his friends despite the fact Foxworthy isn't a doctor or pharmacist (or funny, either). Ron admitted as much during one of his specials.*

    Thus, Mitt now has the endorsement of a felon who can't get a boner without help.

    Mitt should sooo put that up on his website …

    (* Sorry, but Ron's funny as all hell. I know I shouldn't find him such, but … I can't help it.)

  10. WiscDad

    Well…looks like Romney has two votes. Oh wait…I forgot about their collective fan base that would be influenced by their endorsement. The recalculation is…………two votes

  11. Tundra Grifter

    actor212:

    I think that is best kept within the family. I don't think it does much good for a father to publically call out a daughter or son.

  12. north_of_moscow

    "Mitt Romney is a great leader who can rebuild our economy." Finally, Jeff Foxworthy has come up with another joke.

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