How hard do you think executive human Mitt Romney will sweep the Deep South now that he has the solemnly tweeted endorsement of Jeff Foxworthy? Is there a better way to win over voters in the now crucially crucial Alabama and Mississippi than campaigning alongside Jeff Foxworthy, the King of the Deep South according to everyone who doesn’t live there? Probably! But that’s not stopping Mitt Romney, “y’all.” Combine this endorsement with Kid Rock’s (YOW! COWBOY, BABY!), and … you have Jeff Foxworthy and Kid Rock’s endorsements.
In other news, apparently if your thighs look like the hood of a Toyota minivan after a hailstorm? You might be a redneck?