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Ha ha 'and many more'After a weekend spend conducting thorough state-of-the-art forensic tests at a Defense Dept. tech lab deep under the Catoctin mountains — it’s so cool that we’re not even allowed to tell anyone it exists! — your Wonkette has confirmed that this is not an feverish projection of our desires, but an actual email that arrived in our inbox:

Write a message to Mitt and help me wish him a happy birthday:

Thanks so much!
Ann Romney

You’re welcome! *Cracks knuckles*

Ehhh… pedestrian warblogging, at best. We couldn’t handle the pressure.

Can you, reader?




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