Game Faces, People: It's Time To Send Mitt Romney Birthday Messages

After a weekend spend conducting thorough state-of-the-art forensic tests at a Defense Dept. tech lab deep under the Catoctin mountains -- it's so cool that we're not even allowed to tell anyone it exists! -- your Wonkette has confirmed that this is not an feverish projection of our desires, but an actual email that arrived in our inbox:

Write a message to Mitt and help me wish him a happy birthday:

http: //www.mittromney.com/forms/happy-birthday-mitt

Thanks so much!

Ann Romney

You're welcome! *Cracks knuckles*

Ehhh... pedestrian warblogging, at best. We couldn't handle the pressure.

Can you, reader?

 MUSH, MUSH! 

[ Mittens ]