Sad lumpen unemployed bitter former radio talker, inveterate gossip, bridge burner, and total future Wonkette editorial trainee John Ziegler has a scoop that can no longer be confirmed by his alleged source, late American blogger Andrew Breitbart, and boy is it a doozy! According to Ziegler, Drudge was in man-love with Barack Obama and kept bad stories about him from ever appearing on his massively influential and ratshit-strewn website, “The Drudge Chronicles”; Breitbart and Drudge didn’t talk more than twice in 10 years; and totally way more than that. Read on, Wonkers, for the night of the long knives is upon us!
It’s John Ziegler’s story and he’s sticking to it:
It became very clear to me during the 2008 primary season that, for whatever reason, the Drudge Report was completely in the tank for the Obama campaign. When I addressed this concern with Breitbart, he readily agreed and admitted great frustration at what was happening. He even revealed that on several occasions he had tried to post prominent “negative” stories about Obama on the site but had seen Drudge take the highly unusual step of not only moving them down the page but also taking them off the site completely.
On some occasions, Andrew told me that Drudge even totally cut off his ability to update the web page and completely stopped linking to Breitbart’s site (which he interpreted as Drudge’s way of reminding him who the boss was).
Here is Ziegler’s SHOCKING ACCOUNT of at least one time Drudge was “in the tank” for Obama.
On February 18, 2008, Michelle Obama famously told two different crowds that Barack’s success running for president was the first time in her “adult life” that she was “really proud” of her country. When Breitbart ended his shift that evening the story dramatically led the Drudge Report. However, just a few minutes later when Drudge himself stepped in, the link (along with two others charging Obama with plagiarism) was suddenly nowhere to be found. The story quickly died and never reached the level of “common knowledge.”
Your editrix remembers that, all the people in the media totally refusing to make that a story, and how, consequently, no one ever heard of it at all. And here is a time Ziegler says Breitbart totally called Drudge gay.
Breitbart never really knew why Drudge took this obvious pro-Obama position (interestingly, he told me they had only spoken twice in the approximately ten years he had help run the site at that point). He theorized that perhaps Drudge had become too “Europeanized,” but I personally concluded that Drudge simply knew that having Obama around would be fantastic for business. Breitbart never wanted to divulge any of this publicly out of respect for (and fear of) of Drudge, but the Andrew I knew would have wanted people to know about this after he was gone.
(Our emphasis.) Maybe the best part of all of this, besides all of this, is that little part right at the end there, where Ziegler assures us Ghost Andrew Breitbart would totally want him to divulge the thing he never wanted to divulge. Because that’s how these guys’ brains just work, you know? [Media Malpractice, via OC Weekly]




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That title makes my brain do roller coaster things.
How do you think I feel? Just read this on my phone while visiting Six Flags
Clearly you have moral superiority here.
Personally, I'm waiting til Vetting IV: The Vettening Solution comes out so I can find out how Connor MacLeod survived the ozone layer depletion.
I feel obliged to ask if we're talking about Christopher Lambert or the vastly inferior Adrian Paul version now. And I feel dirty with my need to know.
Well, I understand your point, but to me, they're nearly interchangeable: two nearly incomprehensible actors.
At least Lambert had a good reason.
Oh it's sad when former lovers quarrel like this; must have been a rough breakup.
Word. Someone was dropping the soap and someone else was sticking it in the corn hole. (Can we still do butsecks)?
Corn puns were last thread, however.
Ass-fucking, the traditional wonkette term is ass-fucking, and if that term is now persona non grata, so to speak, then all I can say is the old Wonkette I knew is dead.
Ass-fucking will always be a Wonkette tradition, like Butterstick.
Ever since 'Last Tango in Paris', the two have been inextricably entwined.
Many eggs were broken, yes
There were no eggs involved; that's where the gays are lucky, they never have to worry about pregnancy from sex.
Oh dear. I didn't think I would have to provide a citation.
Where's that Eggman!? EGGS! EGGS! EGGS!
*wonders who got to be the "girl"*
*dies a little inside*
They say Andrew Breitbart died of a "Heart Attack" but the autopsy revealed he didn't have one in the beginning.
The autopsy revealed he had one, but it was hiding behind a corpuscle
I will give Obama props, though, for sending in Seal Team 6 to Breitbart's cardiologist's office, and changing his file from "high risk of heart attack" to "healthy as a horse ('s ass)."
His heart was probably just trying to escape.
Wouldn't you?
I disagree! This lack-of-story story proves that he died of embarrassment.
More like a broken heart.
Just like W needed Saddam. What's the point of being BMOC if you can't pick a fight with someone?
“The Drudge Chronicles: The Loser, the Bitch and the Warmonger.”
Worst. Narnia. Book. Ever.
Just as long as Breitbart's still dead.
Oh, just go get a room already, you two.
Yup. That makes total sense. Drudge is a liberal plant.
First Rush is a plant, now Drudge… Well wadya know! The Media really WAS liberal this whole time!
No, no, no. They're both entities that have to be watered weekly, if not more often. Ain't got nuffink to do wiv no librulz.
Worst production of Hamlet ever.
Well, it certainly bring a new dimension to the whole "…but know, thou noble youth, The serpent that did sting thy Fathers life, Now wears his crown." monologue
That's OK as long as they they don't change the ending.
Methinks the man-bitches doth BAAAAAW too much.
Failure is having Drudge turn off the siren over your "article."
Absolute copy/paste from Zig….
Feeling the quilt……
"Feeling the quilt" is the best euphemism of the week. I know I've felt a lot of quilt in my time, and I would have regretted it, too, but for the antibiotics.
Proof of a cover up!
Sounds like someone's trying feather his own nest.
Feathering the nest.
I take little comforter in that.
Is that like biting the pillow?
Um, more like waking the little man
I call it "gripping the quilt".
Flogging the bishop?
So Breitbart died for his sins?
Meh. I'm waiting for Breitbart's next big story from beyond the grave, about Bo Obama's secret Alsatian lover.
Please. That would be an Alsatian bitch.
Or would it be Alaskan? (runs and dives for cover)
You know who ELSE had a fondness for Alsatian bitches?
Ziegler later clarified his statement, saying "Whu–."
Ziegler,Breitbart, and Drudge….I just have to say -comment deleted by administrator- with a -comment deleted by administrator- and a -comment deleted by administrator- comment deleted by administrator- and a fuck stick with two- comment deleted by administrator- and that's all I have to say about that.
Ziegler,Breitbart, and Drudge
I can't wait to see who plays them when the made-for-tv movie version of all this comes out.
It sounds like a Dion DiMucci song from the 60s, only not so good.
o/~ Anybody here seen my old friend Andy? Can you tell me where he's gone? He peed a lot of people but it seems the good they…well, Andy wasn't good but he died young, so…. o/~
I like you Mumble. You make me laugh. I'll kill you last (just joking administrator).
It's mutual. And no, but really — reviews so far of "Game Change" are so tepid, if no one but Fey can ace a Palin portrayal, then these three stooges shouldn't require *that* much more talent to cast for a script that's practically writing itself.
See also: Stooges, Three.
Maybe Drudge is secretly Kenyan, too.
And Muslin?
He is at least into men hugging.
Ghost Andrew Breitbart told me that Ziegler named his purtiest goat "Sarah."
Takeaway: Drudge, NOT OBAMA, killed the Breiitbart, and Drudge has been masturbating into his sad little European hat ever since. Ziegler lives to tell the tale.
Applying for job at WND now
I haven't heard Drudge deny any involvement. Jes sayin….
Obviously. That wasn't an ambulance that wisked Breitbart to the hospital, it was a DrudgeMobile.
I have talked to Drudge even less than twice in ten years, that doesn’t prove I love Obama even though I do love Obama.
You helped run the site, too?
Drudge is the most aptly named guy ever. Dickens couldn't beat that shit.
Needs more Uriah Heep.
I've always wondered, if Dickens wrote in the 1960s, he'd rename some of his characters more scatalogically.
Heepa Shit fits nicely here.
Or Mott the Hoople…, Wait, we are talking about glam bands, right?
Sweet!
Gary Glitter would make an awesome Dickens name
well he got pretty damn close with Barnaby Rudge! He could have had a kid in Fagin's gang called Bright Bart….
Now that there is some fine Dickensing!
Or Evelyn Waugh – my new totally fave guilty pleasure.
Just finished "Vile Bodies" – hilarious!
Meh. While these two are publicly slapping each others genitals around I'd really like for us to Liveblog the Funeral.
I think it would be the Respectful thing to do.
I concur, good chap.
I'm sure we here at Wonkette are very keen in holding a respectful remembrance of Andrew Brietbart's life with the utmost dignity and class. *snerk*
This shit is like a soap opera (I bet that was Obama's evil twin hugging Derrick Bell).
Except I hope I'm the one who ends up with amnesia.
"As The Stomach Turns"
"As The Tickled Prostate Turns"
/fixed
Did you know the Pirates paid Derek Bell about $4,000,000 and never played for them!
And that was back in the day, when a million bucks was really a million bucks, and not the pitiful lunch money it has become.
It's still a mystery just how Bell became a Communist Radical Black Restitutionist with that kind of money. Oh, well, Fred Engles had a fortune too. You can't never tell.
This whole thing makes way less sense than "Passions" at it's craziest.
Also, is that Mitt Romney weeping on Susan Lucci's shoulder at the Daytime Emmys?
Breitbart has become quite a player from beyond the grave. I wonder who his pick was in the Derby?
Hell with that! Gimme his NCAA bracket!
Brei-brei would have probably picked any team that sucks the most to win the championship. If you know what I mean, and I'm sure you do.
I'm guessing Coulter by a neck.
The white one of course: http://tinyurl.com/73vmr4k
What was it that somebody said about the old owner of the Chicago Bears, "he threw nickels around like they were manhole covers?" This, this is that. Insignificant specks of nothing, un-interesting, petty, dumb details of nothing, being announced with sirens and gasping shrieks of "Oh My God, the End is Nigh." Really quite ludicrous, the way these creatures are carrying on.
Mike Ditka speaking of the late, great George Halas.
And Da Coach threw wads of gum like they were Hail Marys, also.
Just when you thought you thought this story couldn't get more underwhelming…
Oh man. I was so looking forward to an epic Dynasty-esque catfight throwdown, and what do I get? A bunch of five-year-olds flicking boogers at each other.
And apparently one of them is flicking them from beyond the grave.
Say what you will of Andrew Breitbart, but don't forget also he was real chickenshit.
(Among other things)
Oh dear! We are down to dredging up Drudge. Yawn.
So, when you read "Romney is the worst panderer ever," are you supposed to take that to mean that he panders badly, he has no pandering game, his pander technique is weak, or that he is too shameless about pandering, that he panders more than others pander, that he is a pander-whore? Its exactly the same as when someone says "she is the worst whore," does it mean she is the sluttiest of sluts, or the worst lay, when judged for quality against other sluts?
Drudge Siren: Drudge
closeted gayLibrul!I have a theory the ghost of Breitbart walks the earth in anger since his final "smoking gun video" was such a dud.
So which is worse, becoming Europeanized or becoming urban?
Difficult question, "urban" is dog whistle for "blah," and lately, "brie-sipping elite," too, but most often, just "blah," while "european" usually means "elite, effete, and gayish and cowardly," but lately, is starting to mean "mooslim" on account of all the mooslem problems in Europe. So you have "Black Elite Liberal Faggots" vs. "French Faggot Elite Cowardly Mooslems." Thats bascially every bugaboo there is, to the pigfuckers, everything they fear and despise. But since "european" includes "French," that has to be the worst, nothing is worse than a cheese-eating surrender monkey.
"…cheese-eating surrender monkey"
Always cracks me up!
Scoop on Obama: He never rolls the toothpaste tube up – just squeezes from the middle, making it IMPOSSIBLE for everyone else to use it.
OMG, where is my fainting couch, I am suffering an attack of the vapors!
Why! I never. * swoons *
I've heard that all of *them* do it…. some people's kids!
It's a blah thing…you wouldn't understand.
jz:
Did you know you can cut the end off an "empty" tube of toothpaste and get like another week's worth out of it?
Hey, I remember you from when we were all squatting in that vacant joint in Chicago with Bell and Obama and Ayers and Alinsky and Drudge. You are SO right about the toothpaste thing. Gah, how that annoyed us. Always left his dirty lentil-soup bowls lying in the sink, too!
I have a picture of Obama squeezing a tube of toothpaste when he was in law school. I'm risking my life to tell you this.
So Drudge murdered Breitbart.
Just thought I would mention that since I know how much the flying monkey from Big Failure loves to read my comments.
So it WAS Matt Drudge's fedora! I knew it!
Its all Saul Alinsky's fault!
Librul media got you down? Better call Saul!
Just like how Ghost Derrick Bell would want Breitbart.com "interpreting" his views on Critical Race Theory.
Oh yeah. I just got a spam from the corpse of Frightfart. News flash: Critical race theory theorizes that white people might enslave black people.
This is a shocking new development. Why hasn't the liberal media reported this?
Who added us to that mailing list? How did Breitfart's corpse get a hold of my e-mail?
Heaven forfend that the video of Mr. Obama just leaving his Walmart shopping cart in the empty parking space beside his instead of in the cart corral EVER GETS OUT!!! Thanks Drudge.
They're getting to the core of this vette.
Be careful of the center! It may sting, Ra…
You know who else is in sweet love with Obama? Flush Rimjaub, Oily Taints, Glenn Blech, and Sarah Failin.
Anyone else think our new editor did this piece just to redirect the impotent threats from Big Failure over to Drudge?
Sssssssshhhhh!
So, the great vetting of Obama includes:
Revealing a video which PBS showed four years ago: http://blatherwatch.blogs.com/talk_radio/2012/03/…
Revealing a statement that Michele Obama said four years ago and only got played in the media for a couple of weeks back then, and has been in constant hot rotation on FOX News for the last four years.
What is next? Are they going to reveal that Obama was once a Senator from Illinois? Or that his mother was white? I assume we will get another dose of Jeremiah Wright, because it is not like Obama had to give a major speech about that when it covered up by the main stream press four years ago.
I think the greatest thing I have learned in the last week since Breitbart died is that:
A) PBS is secretly conservative, and,
B) Drudge is secretly liberal.
His sister was a known thespian!
Barack Obama was born naked in bed…with a WHITE WOMAN!
They totally did it.
Just to make sure I'm clear, the problem is that the media, including apparently the RIGHT WING media like Drudge, was covering up all the bad stories about Obama and NOT that all the bad stuff about Obama was just trumped-up, conspiracy-theory horseshit and therefore not worthy of news coverage? Do I have that about right?
Yes. It's almost like they're eating their own now.
I read that as "they're eating their own snow", and my mind immediately went to the yellow stuff.
Yes, you are 100% correct. If only the media would have reported about Michele saying she was "proud of her country" for the first time "in her adult life", when BO was nominated, or Obama saying the poorer Republicans "cling to guns and religion" or that Reverend Wright (did you know Obama sat in his church for 20 years?) said "God damn America" and that after 9-11 the "chickens had come home to roost", and that Bill Ayers was part of a plot to bomb the Pentagon and that Obama "kicked off his campaign" [ie. had one of dozens of "meet the candidate meetings"] "in Ayers' living room" and he and Obama were blood brothers, and Tony Rezko was a shady guy that bought a house close to Obama, and Obama is from Chicago which is totally corrupt and Mayor Daley cheated Richard Nixon out of the Presidency in 1960 and Obama went to elementary School in Indonesia which is totally a Muslim country and Obama's distant relatives in Kenya are poor and an aunt is an undocumented alien in New England and Obama didn't write much for the Law Review he was president of, and Obama voted not to ban a type of abortion procedure that wingnuts like to call – preposterously – "infanticide", and Obama's father was friends with some Communist, and Obama took so long to produce "Dreams of My Father" that the publisher was going to take the advance back, and ….
If only the media had told us all that stuff* that none of us have heard, ever, Obama would have been toast.
*(In wingnut-speak this means – had told us over and over again, to the exclusion of every other bit of news, sports and weather, a couple thousand more times)
I just goes to show. You can lead a horse to a fake Kenyan birf certificat, but you can't make him stop laughing at you.
Jesus. That was beautiful.
The WAMU radio host Diane Reims has a marvelous way of dealing with the "nobody's reporting on this conspiracy" cranks who call. She lets them spin out a bit and then asks them "So, just how did you hear about this story?" The answer is almost always a sheepish "On TV" or "On the radio."
You left out "57 States" and "Teleprompter". Hope this helps.
I saw a piece yesterday, I think by Dave Wiegel, that said the same thing. Basically it's "How dare the media decide what is and is not important to cover!"
This is the kind of internecine fighting that goes on behind the scenes at Scientology headquarters.
So you reckon that Karl Rove made Sarah Palin lick the bathroom floor?
Xenu you didn't!
So these two notorious fabulists can't bear each other, have horrible professional jealousies, think the other one is a hack and yet they can't live without each other? Gayest version of Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolfe ever.
Would make for one tremendous pay per view slap fight.
"I swear, if you existed, I'd divorce you."
~ Martha
"Another rubbing alcohol, Martha?"
"Never mix, never worry!"
It would be interesting to see this version on the Turner Classic Movie Network. I'd turn it off immediately and go for a walk.
"Don't talk about our son*, Martha."
* James O'Keefe
Just remember: if you're a Democrat don't forget to set your clock ahead one hour on Sunday. If you're a Republican don't forget to set it back 200 years.
Or, if your Rick Santorum, 700 years back.
According to Ziegler, Drudge was in man-love with
I thought this was going to say Andrew. Did anybody see the obituary Drudge ran on his site for Breitbart? It went something like this:
It was a warm and sunny day in southern California. I was taking a wispy walk down the beach when the sun's golden rays glistened off the mangod's well lubricated bare chest. It was heaving heavily as he was jogging, as I recall it, in slow motion, headed towards me. I could hardly contain myself. It was . . . it was lust at first sight. After a few obligatory hellos and some perfunctory small talk, we got down to business. I offered him a job in exchange for his love. He told me he was a married man, I said, "Do not worry, our Republicans have legislated the gay away, we can be as in love as a gay day in May and no one would be the wiser." Our bodies soon thereafter formed a pretzel-like embrace. His sweat, the sand, his chest, oh my his chest. A long and loving relationship ensued, as well as a job offer. Oh how I already miss his wild look into my eyes, his passionate conversations, and his devilishly sly linking to his own site. Alas, I shall take another walk down Venice Beach tonight. It would be what Andy would have wanted.
But I paraphrase.
Great! Now I only read to the last 49 Shades of Grey…
Oops, did I post that on Wonkette? That was supposed to go to gaymediatycoonlovestories.com, my apologies.
Dear Playgirl Forums:
I never thought anything like this would happen to me, but…
Wow, that's an impressive piece of writing. Reads just like "Death in Venice", if Thomas Mann had been a wingnut media guy. In Venice, California, not Italy. And instead of cholera, people dropped from heart attacks brought on by overindulgence in alcohol, rage and bile.
That was, (sniff), beautiful, man!
Here is the actual comment he put up. I have to say, I was pretty close.
From here:
"…a single day during that time when we did not flash each other …"
Huh?! Drudge couldn't wait for the corpse to get to room temp before outting him?
Breitbart,was a hater,and all of his follwers are just racist,pathedic,little punks.The right wing loons who add nothing to the content of America but vile hatred.They are all Butt Monkeys!The first time I viewed his sites I left feeling dirty.The world after this human POS is dead is a better place without him.And yet Rush still lives?
SBJ, while I understand your … passion? … you could switch out the names and the content would be indistinguishable from that on a lot of rightwing sites. You are welcome here, but I urge you to up your game.
The Editrix
As the old saying goes, if you have nothing nice to say, say it with Snark!
Drudge=Europeanized? C'mon.
Mean Girls 2: The GOP 2012, with twice as many drug addled alcoholic divas.
I've always been suspicious of people who wear Fedoras all the time.
And Drudge is even worse than the hipsters.
Humphrey Bogart libel!
The thing I don't understand is, if everyone is in the tank for Obama, who do these asshats speak for?
If Andrew Breitbart were here right now, he would probably say " *Gurgle* pppppppppttthhhh! *Gurgle*,*Gurgle* Hisssssssssss. "
BRAAAIIIIIINNNSSSS, also.
"What do we want?" BRAAAAAINS!" "When do we want it?" "BRAAAAAINS!"
WILL NOBODY RID US OF THESE TROUBLESOME BUFFOONS?
And yes, if any of my knights want to kill them, I promise to be all Henry II and not confiscate your lands or whatever. Or ice cream. Whatever I have dominion over, I will be looking the other way while you enjoy it.
If it pleases My Liege, might I suggest not killing them quite yet? Watching them now has finally gotten to be Fun. I, for one, cannot wait to see what kind of Madcap Antics will be in store for us in the following weeks.
Also, you can have my Ice Cream when you pry it from my cold, dead, sticky fingers.
"Also, you can have my Ice Cream when you pry it from my cold, dead, sticky fingers."
How do you think I got to be Empress?
Aha! Respectfully Withdrawn. *Bows very, very low*
All deference, Your Magnificence, though I suggest that C_R_Eature is correct. Remember the words of Chess Grandmaster David Bronstein: If your opponent makes an inexplicable mistake, don't try to refute it right away: it may be preparation for an even bigger one."
I think Drudge and Rush Limbaugh BOTH conspired to kill Breitbart. His media empire was draining money away from their respective media gigs so it would only make sense to off him before he became 'King Turd on Shit Island', if you will.
And I'm guessing Glenn Beck was the hit man. Now that it's out there let's see if they say anything or just ignore those allegations, which would more than prove culpability.
ALEX JONES!!!
Need to add Laura Ingraham to that plot. She's a hateful little cooze.
Well, the Andrew I knew would have wanted everyone to know that Ziegler was a pissant, "after he was gone"…. but also, would have confessed to being "a total shitturd" in case, you know, Satan….
More like "night of the stubbly fingernails" if you ask me.
The Boring Ultimatum
"Weekend at
Bernie'sAndy's"Time after time after time, the ONLY explanation for Mr. Obama's 2008 victory is that someone was in the tank for him.
First it was the liberal, lamestream media. Now it's Sludge?
Meanwhile, the GNoPee keeps telling us about the knock-down, drag-out primary fight between Sen. Clinton and Sen. Obama. I don't remember any really vicious personal stuff like Romney and Santorum and Gingrich are flinging at each other.
It's kind of like gaining weight when pregnant. Gain the lbs. eating good, healthy food, and they come off after the baby is born. Just give in and balloon up on crap food and you'll be packing those pounds the rest of your life.
Well, let's not forget that it did get chippy between Clinton and Obama, with her suggestions that he couldn't take the 4 a.m. call, was a Christian "as far as she knew", her husband basically saying he was a fraud and a "Jesse Jackson candidate", getting surrogates like Ed Rendell to question Obama's manhood (an odd vector of attack for Hillary, I think) and some of her PUMA supporters losing their minds in anger and practically turning into conservatives after she lost, if they weren't wingtard plants to begin with. But all's well that ends well!
Oh man, but time is running out! Ziegler's "movie" is only showing in one "theater" in Texas, the Studio Movie Grill/Texaco Kippered Beef Stop in Plano on March 11 !!!!!
I recall once when Jon Stewart interviewed then-Senator Obama during the '08 campaign and asked him, "If elected, sir, will you in fact enslave the white race?" And Obama simply laughed and laughed and mentioned that he is half-white himself, but he never denied it! And Drudge didn't give the story so much as a mention. His radical plan is right out there in the open, he's just waiting for a second term! Wake up sheeple!! He's just waiting for his second term!
But Sarah Palin is wise to Obama's plan for enslaving the entire country (c.f. earlier post on Honey Grifter's [hat's off to whoever for that moniker] exegesis on the socio-political and economic constructs of pre-Civil War America).
John, get your ass back in the house you ain't took
your meds yet and you have to finish bathing mama and cooking the
mush and pigs feet.
Even if somebody has already, I'm going to say it: Oh for fuck's sake.
I'm very confused about all these vet stories. Did Breitbart die because he was being treated by a veterinarian? Presumably one specializing in vermin?
Wait, "Europeanized" is a euphemism for homosexuality? All this time, I was under the impression that it was a euphemism for socialism, and syllogistically, implicitly also for Jews.
Because the wingnuts haven't actually moved all that far from what they thought 70 years ago.
II thought this year's Code Phrase for "People who laugh at us and piss us off" was"Coastal Elites." I'm Confused, now. I must have missed a Memo, or a meeting or something.
Do we have any details on Breitbart's funeral? I want to know who delivered the fuckyoulogy.
O'Keefe will be videotaping it and sending the edited product to cable news stations afterward.
I understand they've buried him several times, but various Wonketeers keep digging him up to poke fun at him…..Makes sense to me.
But how does this affect Lou Sarah?
Actually, Ziegler's run-down on Breitbart's MO seemed dead-on to me. He never promo'd his real nasty pieces beforehand, but he sure the hell pimped this weak "VETTING" shite at CPAC like a hippie desperate to get rid of his last (& skimpiest) dimebag. At a guess I'd say he knew damn well Obama's odds of a second term were (& are) excellent … & for him that outcome was fine & dandy, since he could then look forward to bilking MOAR easy money from the rubes.
This "Vet Obama" horseshit isn't meant to convert anyone to voting GOP – it's a naked ploy to buck up steadily imploding voter enthusiasm on the right … & I think it's arriving about three or four months early. In politics as in comedy, timing is king – & these goobers aren't going to be playing BeBop any time soon.
Of course the REAL "Media Malpractice" happened in Kentucky in 2008, when a local news station gave John McCain a box of free donuts … but WITH NO SPRINKLES … which is the real reason he later lost the election.
"According to Ziegler, Drudge was in man-love with Barack Obama…"
He's into black guys? Yesss!!
(If wanting sexytime with Matt Drudge is wrong, JUST SHUT UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE, BITCHES!!)
O. M. F. G. was that a goddamn Highlander reference? if it was i might be in love. or drunk. they don't seem too different to me usually.
This is good news for Tucker Carlson.
Directed by Uwe Boll. Soundtrack by Chad Kroeger of Nickelback.
Worse….he's bi(laterally symmetrical)!!!!!!!!!
Featuring Kirk Cameron as you've never seen him before!
Danny Bonaduce; he could play all three roles effortlessly.
Ahem, I believe that's "TV's Kirk Cameron".
They should go to The Villages.
It's where mean girls go to die.
Yes, thank you for that gentle reminder.
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