SCREW TED NUGENT  2:21 pm March 8, 2012

Rick Santorum Groupies Have Written Him a Lovely Theme Song (VIDEO)

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

Horrified tipster “Willy T.” managed to type out the dire warning “MMMMUUUUUUUNNNNHHHHUHHHHHUHHUH” as he sent us this video, so we are guessing …brain aneurysm? We wish you a speedy recovery, “Willy!” The rest of you, you have been cautioned. This is… what is it? This is what the Pope means when he jabbers about temptation, so we are merely going to observe that this is a music video full of smiling wingnuts singing about Ronald Reagan and abortion while they wave Rick Santorum signs around atop a school bus labeled in giant letters, “SPECIAL.” That is what this is.

Oh and here are the lyrics, from the video’s YouTube page!

VS 1:
GAME ON! Join the Fight
We’ve finally got a Man who will Stand for what is Right

GAME ON! Victory’s in Sight
We’ve got a Man who Understands that God Gave the Bill of Rights

CH:
Oh, there is Hope for our Nation again
Maybe the First time Since we Had Ronald Reagan
There will be Justice for the Unborn
Factories back on our Shores
Where the Constitution rules our land
Yes, I Believe… Rick Santorum is our Man!

Vs 2:
GAME ON! He’s got the Plan
To Lower Taxes, Raise Morale, To Put the Power in our Hands

GAME ON! Change is at hand
Faithful to his Wife and Seven Kids – He’ll be Loyal to our land

BR:
Oh It’s crazy, What’s been slipping through our hands
When we the People are still supposed to rule this Land
Rick Understands

Who needs a musical supporter like Megadeth when Rick Santorum has volunteer theme song writers like these? [YouTube]

 

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{ 226 comments }

nounverb911 March 8, 2012 at 2:23 pm

Sorry, they look underaged, we can't comment on them anymore.

NYNYNYjr March 8, 2012 at 2:56 pm

http://www.firstloveband.com/FirstLove/About_Us.h

They are 18 and 20 respectively. One may say anything one may want and not break the 'child' rule.

Bonzos_Bed_Time March 8, 2012 at 3:29 pm

Not really, can't say they're re-tarded.

Data Exactly March 8, 2012 at 3:51 pm

They appear to have Santorum in their brains.

NYNYNYjr March 8, 2012 at 7:31 pm

That wouldn't be breaking the 'child' rule, would it? That would be breaking the 'retard' rule, you fucking orangu-tan.

Dirt_Dog March 8, 2012 at 7:40 pm

From another of last night's threads, I believe we can say that they are "bachmanned," and that works on a couple of levels for me.

Loaded_Pants March 8, 2012 at 4:50 pm

And their two of eight kids. Homeschooled, of course.
"We live on 4 acres with 50 pecan trees."
Is that what they call their compound?

Guppy March 8, 2012 at 5:53 pm

Of course: only someone born during the Clinton administration could truly be nostalgic for the Reagan administration.

Boojum_Reborn March 8, 2012 at 6:18 pm

Jesus is the oil that holds them together and the glue that keeps them running smoothly.

nounverb911 March 8, 2012 at 2:24 pm

"Oh, there is Hope for our Nation again
Maybe the First time Since we Had Ronald Reagan"

They do realize that Reagan raised taxes 123 times.

Sue4466 March 8, 2012 at 2:28 pm

Because they were home schooled and can't count that high. Learnin' counting above 10 is snobbery.

actor212 March 8, 2012 at 2:32 pm

AMPUTEE LIBEL!

nounverb911 March 8, 2012 at 2:38 pm

Took me a second, but very clever.

comrad_darkness March 8, 2012 at 2:45 pm

And he gave amnesty to all those dirty foreigners, don't forget.

SorosBot March 8, 2012 at 4:04 pm

And he gave weapons to the Iranians, and cut and ran from Lebanon.

flamingpdog March 8, 2012 at 3:10 pm

If that isn't a kneecap to Dubya's testicles, I don't what is.

Generation[redacted] March 8, 2012 at 4:15 pm

Aw, isn't that cute. They think the economy was good when Reagan was President.

Loaded_Pants March 8, 2012 at 4:53 pm

But their Mommy & Daddy told them that it was.

Generation[redacted] March 8, 2012 at 4:55 pm

Mommy & Daddy must have worked for the defense industry building ICBMs.

FNMA March 8, 2012 at 2:26 pm

Whatever the fuck that was, don't ever do that again.

Barb March 8, 2012 at 2:26 pm

Thanks to this song, I am sure he already is being fitted for an inaugural sweater vest.

actor212 March 8, 2012 at 2:32 pm

Gold lame with sequins because once he's won, ol' Creamcup outs!

SmutBoffin March 8, 2012 at 2:27 pm

"Don't you realize you are not making Santorum's candidacy any better, you are only making country music worse?"

DaRooster March 8, 2012 at 2:29 pm

Neither of which I ever thought possible…

orygoon March 8, 2012 at 2:27 pm

Marx was clearly right about the opiate of the people. It cracks me up to look at their faces when they're under the influence. Except for the little kids–have they (parents, whatever) no shame?

Numbat_Dundee March 8, 2012 at 4:03 pm

The full quote from Marx talks about religion being "the heart of a heartless world" and "the spirit of spiritless conditions". If he'd seen that video he would have added, "the music of brain dead zombies".

Barrelhse March 8, 2012 at 5:03 pm

Did Marx say: "Work is the curse of the drinking man"?

DerrickWildcat March 8, 2012 at 2:27 pm

Jews for Buchanan!
Mexicans for Tancredo!
Blacks for Duke!

Callyson March 8, 2012 at 2:28 pm

GAME ON! Change is at hand
Faithful to his Wife and Seven Kids
Er, um…*and* faithful to his seven kids?
I don't even want to know…

proudgrampa March 8, 2012 at 2:39 pm

If he was "faithful" to his kids, he wouldn't have tapped into their college funds for his campaign.

Barb March 8, 2012 at 2:29 pm

Oh dear, I listened to the song. That's toothpaste that ain't going back in the YouTube.

Jus_Wonderin March 8, 2012 at 2:48 pm

Barb, that comment reminds me of putting my dog in her crate. Suddenly a normal size Daushaund can make themselves about 3 feet wide and become all front paws and back feet.

Eventually, I had to get the plunger.

comrad_darkness March 8, 2012 at 3:03 pm

Next time try a blind fold. Seriously.

CogitoErgoBibo March 8, 2012 at 2:30 pm

"God Gave the Bill of Rights "

Maybe, but can He do us a solid and call these two back home? I consider it a fair trade.

HistoriCat March 8, 2012 at 5:46 pm

I think that might be a Rule 3 violation.

smokefilledroommate March 8, 2012 at 2:30 pm

I like how they follow 'justice for the unborn' with crap about the Constitution. I swear I'd like to sit all of these fuckers down Malcolm McDowell-style and make them read the actual Constitution.

CogitoErgoBibo March 8, 2012 at 2:38 pm

I think most of them would be shocked to learn that there are additional amendments after the second one. Keep reading wingnuts! There's more in there than just God and guns!

[The more you know. *ding*]

Fare la Volpe March 8, 2012 at 2:58 pm

And there isn't even any God.

Bonzos_Bed_Time March 8, 2012 at 4:12 pm

Hell, they even skip the first half of the second one!

DCBloom March 8, 2012 at 2:42 pm

A bit o the old ultra-violence is in order!

Chichikovovich March 8, 2012 at 2:43 pm

Somehow I don't imagine they'll see it as a cost when they can no longer stomach Ludwig Van.

FlownOver March 8, 2012 at 2:30 pm

I give it an 83. It's got a good beat for meaningless, protected sexing-up solely for pleasure and regardless of gender.

Jus_Wonderin March 8, 2012 at 2:35 pm

But, what is on the B side?

smokefilledroommate March 8, 2012 at 2:43 pm

a cover of War Pigs

Chichikovovich March 8, 2012 at 2:47 pm

Iggy and the Stooges "I Want to be Your Dog"

flamingpdog March 8, 2012 at 3:16 pm

A cover of the Mike Curb Congregation doing "Nixon Now More Than Ever".

No, wait, Nixon = librul!

FlownOver March 8, 2012 at 3:29 pm

There may be two sides to every single, but Rick has only one. it's the Dark Side, where he's known as Darth Froth.

Jus_Wonderin March 8, 2012 at 3:32 pm

Ah, it's one of those flimsy square promotional records one would find in a box of Frothy Flakes?

Bezoar March 8, 2012 at 11:52 pm

Froth Invader?

johnnyzhivago March 8, 2012 at 2:30 pm

Needz moar frothy references…

fartknocker March 8, 2012 at 2:31 pm

Turn that shit off.

actor212 March 8, 2012 at 2:31 pm

I can fap if I turn the sound down

facehead March 8, 2012 at 2:31 pm

Something about that vid that just says, "Control My Uterus!"

actor212 March 8, 2012 at 2:41 pm

They've got a loverly bunch of coconuts.

edgydrifter March 8, 2012 at 2:31 pm

That's the largest short bus I've ever seen.

SmutBoffin March 8, 2012 at 2:31 pm

Vs 3:
GAME ON! He’s got the Plan
To stop the blahs, the sluts, and the man-on-man

GAME ON! Change is at hand
the seventeenth century is comin' back again

HobbesEvilTwin March 8, 2012 at 3:04 pm

GAME ON! We're all agog
He will also put an end to man on dog

flamingpdog March 8, 2012 at 3:18 pm

I wish he'd put and end to woman on doggerel.

DaRooster March 8, 2012 at 2:31 pm

"To Lower Taxes, Raise Morale, To Put the Power in our Hands"

Get a grip gals… this guy will not put the power in our hands… unless by power you mean a still born baby?

SorosBot March 8, 2012 at 2:32 pm

God gave the Bill of Rights? Huh; I didn't know that James Madison was god.

BerkeleyBear March 8, 2012 at 2:39 pm

Well, in the same way Lemmy is God. Or Hendrix is God.

VaWyo March 8, 2012 at 2:42 pm

Yes, he spoke to James Madison through golden tablets buried on the grounds of Montpelier.

comrad_darkness March 8, 2012 at 2:48 pm

His wife did.

actor212 March 8, 2012 at 3:21 pm

He does play a mean solo on his Fender.

delaney_blom March 8, 2012 at 3:23 pm

George Mason was more responsible for the Bill of Rights than Madison.

He and Madison share the moniker "Father of the Bill of Rights" because Madison is more persistent in the founding lore (or maybe the Bill of Rights has two daddies).

Jukesgrrl March 8, 2012 at 7:09 pm

I think you mean DAVE Mason.

Guppy March 8, 2012 at 5:54 pm

And here I thought 2/3 of both chambers and 3/4 of the state legislatures were God.

SayItWithWookies March 8, 2012 at 2:32 pm

And I was absolutely certain the first banbait post was gonna feature a pic of Charles Krauthammer and Rush Limbaugh holding Trig. But this has lyrics, and still the same number of black people, so even better.

BlueStateLibel March 8, 2012 at 2:48 pm

Our editrix is lulling us into a false sense of security …like the Catholic nuns did by putting out unattended candy on her desk…stay frosty everyone.

finallyhappy March 8, 2012 at 4:22 pm

Speaking of Charlie K- there is an ad in the local paper for an aide to a paraplegic doctor in Chevy Chase- I wondered if it could possibly be him.

Sue4466 March 8, 2012 at 2:32 pm

Where the Constitution rules our land.

Yep, the King James Bible Constitution.

GeorgiaBurning March 8, 2012 at 2:36 pm

Wasn't King James a flaming…..oh never mind

Fare la Volpe March 8, 2012 at 2:33 pm
flamingpdog March 8, 2012 at 3:21 pm

Oh Jeezus, I remember that one! Now. That you posted it. On teh Wonkette.

swell65 March 8, 2012 at 9:45 pm
Bezoar March 8, 2012 at 11:58 pm

Oh, thanks a bunch for filling that gap in my knowledge base. Sheeit!

fuflans March 9, 2012 at 12:33 am
SorosBot March 8, 2012 at 2:33 pm

That is one very, very white music video.

FlyOverGirl March 8, 2012 at 2:38 pm

Thank you. There's one dude who looks like he might be a minority. But I think they photo-shopped him in there.

DaRooster March 8, 2012 at 2:45 pm

And by minority you mean "He don't Hillbilly Hand Fish".

FlyOverGirl March 8, 2012 at 3:13 pm

They prefer to be called "White Americans" or 'Whitey." Thank you very much.

Fare la Volpe March 9, 2012 at 9:46 am

I saw a dude who looked like a gay minority (cute guy on the bongos), but maybe that's just my long-running Angels in America fantasy of converting a hot religious nutjob to the sins of manflesh.

bumfug March 8, 2012 at 2:33 pm

These people breed. America is doomed.

ElPinche March 8, 2012 at 3:22 pm

Yes, they walk among us!!

Pres.Beeblebrox March 8, 2012 at 2:33 pm

Well, at least they found a catchy rhyme for "Reagan".

kissawookiee March 8, 2012 at 2:34 pm

After the Great Commenting Diktat of Yesterday they pre-emptively labeled their own bus "special?" COME ON!!!!

smokefilledroommate March 8, 2012 at 2:34 pm

Game Off.

BarackMyWorld March 8, 2012 at 3:24 pm

ISWYTD.

edgydrifter March 8, 2012 at 2:34 pm

That stuff slipping through your hands? Yeah, that's santorum.

NorbertsRevenge March 8, 2012 at 2:34 pm

Pray away the Game On.

SayItWithWookies March 8, 2012 at 2:35 pm

Those sweet young things are going to be completely horrified by Santorum pretty soon. Their presidential candidate won't make them very happy either.

mavenmaven March 8, 2012 at 2:35 pm

Remember, if you are excited about those two girls out in front, that ultimately they end up looking like the keyboard player and still spout the same stupid ideas.

Barrelhse March 8, 2012 at 5:14 pm

Can I stop when she takes up piano?

proudgrampa March 8, 2012 at 2:35 pm

Well, it has a beat. And you can dance to it.

Barrelhse March 8, 2012 at 6:50 pm

Maybe YOU can dance to it. I'm white.

ttommyunger March 9, 2012 at 9:21 am

…but that would be wrong.

actor212 March 8, 2012 at 2:35 pm

[T]hey wave Rick Santorum signs around atop a school bus labeled in giant letters, “SPECIAL.”

o/~ I'm special, so special. I got to have some of your attention, give it to me! o/~

(and he ducks the banhammer FTW!)

BaldarTFlagass March 8, 2012 at 2:36 pm

Here, I have some lyrics:

Everybody knows
That the world is full of stupid people
Well I got the pistol so I'll keep the Pesos
Yeah and that seems fair

BaldarTFlagass March 8, 2012 at 2:38 pm

This is a parody, right? Like Weird Al?

BerkeleyBear March 8, 2012 at 2:40 pm

My Bologna libel!

flamingpdog March 8, 2012 at 3:33 pm

I'm pretty sure this qualifies as white and nerdy.

Exhausted66 March 8, 2012 at 2:39 pm

…and twiiiins!

ManchuCandidate March 8, 2012 at 2:39 pm

It's the Wingnutty Von Trapps! Their greatest fear is to be hunted down by Planned Parenthood Feminazi Abortionists and made to use birth control.

Santorum, Santorum
Every morning you blah me
Brown and spunky and stank
You look blah to meet me
Blossom of turd may you spread and stink
Spread and stink forever
Santorum, Santorum
Bless my feetus forever.

Dashboard Buddha March 8, 2012 at 2:40 pm

The money's on the dresser, ladies. Thanks again.

actor212 March 8, 2012 at 3:23 pm

Man, at least call them a cab!

Dashboard Buddha March 8, 2012 at 3:43 pm

Nah…they've ridden enough for one day.—

Biff March 8, 2012 at 6:25 pm

OK, you're a cab.

actor212 March 9, 2012 at 10:43 am

I knew someone would get that.

Biff March 9, 2012 at 10:55 am

I was worried it wouldn't get past the censors.

SenileAgitation March 8, 2012 at 2:40 pm

I can't tell with the fancy new rules what's OK to mention, but the more grown up performers in that video all seem like penis enthusiasts.

Chichikovovich March 8, 2012 at 2:40 pm

"God Gave the Bill of Rights "

Because if there is one thing God hates, it's people having troops quartered in their houses in peacetime. Surprising it got left out of the original Ten Big Ones, really, but maybe anything more would have made the tablets too heavy for Moses to carry.

hagajim March 8, 2012 at 2:41 pm

Why do these teenage girls look like something right out of the 80s? Thank God that I can't watch the YouTubes here at work. But the image of those throwbacks is enough to convince me that I must (NOT) vote for assjuize.

NYNYNYjr March 8, 2012 at 2:41 pm

I know I'm going to be in the minority here, but I actually like the one in blue more. She's got this evil glint in her eyes. I'd like to hold her hand
in the planned parenthood waiting room.

Chichikovovich March 8, 2012 at 2:53 pm

In 20 years those will be Michele Bachmann eyes.

VaWyo March 8, 2012 at 2:41 pm

I think they won Amerca's Kidz Got Singing on 30 Rock.

annettaj March 8, 2012 at 2:41 pm

They rhyme real nice but do these young 'uns know Rick wants to bind their feet and make sure they don't get educated so they can have endless babies like good wimmun folks should?

ifthethunderdontgetya March 8, 2012 at 2:42 pm

I'm just going to ban this comment, and save Wonkette the work.
~

kissawookiee March 8, 2012 at 2:42 pm

Unfortunately, my eardrums aren't going back into my head either. They're sitting at the far end of the room, glaring at me, gripping shivs.

GorzoTheMighty March 8, 2012 at 2:43 pm

I am aghast at the wantonness of those two hussies. I know, I know say no more. I came to this website for child rearing tips and I get this video?

DaR[edacted] March 8, 2012 at 2:43 pm

Noooo!!!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/05/rick-san

Just shoot me now… I haz a sad.

north_of_moscow March 8, 2012 at 2:49 pm

"You just open your throat." That would make a great campaign slogan.

CogitoErgoBibo March 8, 2012 at 2:52 pm

Rooster could beat everyone at beer-chugging, Grasso said. She explained the Rooster technique: "You just open your throat."

OMG. It really just writes itself after that, doesn't it?

mrblifil March 8, 2012 at 3:27 pm

Greatest line in the history of the internet. Rooster will of course have to be banned.

ElPinche March 8, 2012 at 3:10 pm

Heeeeey , they've cum to snuff the roooooster , aww yeah….

commiegirl March 8, 2012 at 3:15 pm

Thanks, DaRooster. Consider yourself plagiarized.

DaRooster March 8, 2012 at 3:22 pm

And I can't even go all "machinegunnin'"

Barrelhse March 8, 2012 at 5:18 pm

Sue him.

north_of_moscow March 8, 2012 at 2:44 pm

Nice try, young ladies, but Rick does not approve of your rock and roll. Barefoot and pregnant, not Footloose.

YasserArraFeck March 8, 2012 at 2:44 pm

The reason it's "been slipping through our hands" is that whatever "it" is IS COVERED IN SANTORUM!!!1! (ew)

Maman March 8, 2012 at 2:46 pm

There is that stroke I have been anticipating. I think it was the Santorum skirt worn by a nubile young thing that did it.

Lionel[redacted]Esq March 8, 2012 at 2:46 pm

I now know why MTV stopped showing videos.

Toomush_Infer March 8, 2012 at 2:47 pm

Loved the upskirt shot at the beginning (depending, of course on age releases)….downhill from there, God, if you're listening, cause the folks that fought and died for that Bill of Rights you wrote must have called on you umpteen times….

Mahousu March 8, 2012 at 2:47 pm

Look, we've all done things we're not quite proud of to earn enough to pay for our birth control. So, no first stone casting, agreed?

dijetlo March 8, 2012 at 2:47 pm

That was a disgusting abuse of bandwidth.

joobajooba March 8, 2012 at 2:47 pm

Yep, and God began his Bill of Rights with: "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion…."

Generation[redacted] March 8, 2012 at 4:23 pm

"I am the Lord Thy God, Thou shalt not establish a religion based on Me."

I kinda like that, actually. Is it possible 3,000 years of religion was based on a slight mistranslation?

mavenmaven March 8, 2012 at 2:48 pm

Goodness, those two have A LOT of youtube videos as "first love". I think they are about to become a meme. A "santorum first love video" meme. Ewwww.

OneYieldRegular March 8, 2012 at 2:49 pm

That should be some Republican National Convention, what with these young women sharing the main stage with Ted Nugent

Generation[redacted] March 8, 2012 at 4:22 pm

And if they play their cards right, the backstage dressing room.

Toomush_Infer March 8, 2012 at 2:50 pm

Didn't get the nix message, eh….?

BigDumbRedDog March 8, 2012 at 2:53 pm

The day I can't call santorum supporters rude names is the day I quit the internets. They look plenty old enough to me. I'm out of here.

Mumbletypeg March 8, 2012 at 3:04 pm

No! Someone, throw BDRD a bone.

BigDumbRedDog March 8, 2012 at 3:10 pm

It is obvious to anyone with half a brain that these girls are taking style tips from the hit show "growing pains". That would put them at least in their 30s today. Also, throwing up video of teenage santorum supporters and then deleting me when I call them vile names? ENTRAPMENT. Oh, and bullshit.

commiegirl March 8, 2012 at 3:09 pm

Hi guys! There are no rules against calling people "skanky filthy sluts" or whatever it was, but do note that your authors can also delete comments when they like, and apparently did.

BigDumbRedDog March 8, 2012 at 3:14 pm

What a vague and utterly useless policy that is. Well done!

commiegirl March 8, 2012 at 3:21 pm

Authors have always deleted comments on their posts, and have differing standards on what's gonna piss them off. (For instance, I've read about a lot of comments Ken axed for criticizing him?) Don't think of it as censorship, think of it as "really good bloggers who are so fucking tired of bullshit." Some of your comments are really funny! You could try that!

commiegirl March 8, 2012 at 3:08 pm

Hi guys! There are no rules against calling people "skanky filthy sluts" or whatever it was, but do note that your authors can also delete comments when they like, and apparently did.

natoslug March 8, 2012 at 5:05 pm

We still get paid our usual commission for the deleted comments though, right? I haven't seen my Wonkette check in weeks, and I'm getting kind of desperate here.

comrad_darkness March 8, 2012 at 2:51 pm

Statistically speaking, these girls are more likely to engage in premarital, unprotected sex and either 1) get scooted over state lines in the dark of night, or 2) be forced to marry someone solely on basis of successful reproduction. So, basically what I'm saying is I just feel sorry for them.

owhatever March 8, 2012 at 2:52 pm

And now, a little ditty by the Mormon Taberknuckle Choir in behalf of Mitt.
Then the Cobb County KKK Goosestep Chanters for Newt.
And, finally, some crazy bitch beating a washboard for Ron Paul.

Jukesgrrl March 8, 2012 at 7:13 pm

I do believe American Idol Kelly Clarkson has volunteered to perform for Ron Paul, although a whackadoodle with a washboard would be more a more appropriate objective correlative.

Blueb4sunrise March 8, 2012 at 2:54 pm

That was amusing.

RGHunt57 March 8, 2012 at 2:54 pm

I don't think they look old enough to have had Reagan.

Jukesgrrl March 8, 2012 at 7:14 pm

They read about Him in their Bible.

SayItWithWookies March 8, 2012 at 2:56 pm

You see those uteruses? They go up to eleven.

GortRay March 8, 2012 at 3:00 pm

Ye Gods!! I got halfway through that abomination and my brain went into a seizure state. I saw the beast and it's name was "SPECIAL" The horror…the horror…

HobbesEvilTwin March 8, 2012 at 3:02 pm

Santorum supporters and a schoolbus called "special"?
I think our new editortrix is tempting us to break the new rules.

SolitaireRose March 8, 2012 at 3:03 pm

God gave us the Bill of Rights? James Madison was God? God was married to Dolly Madison? ZINGERS ARE WHAT MOSES ATE WHILE LOST IN THE DESERT?

That explains a LOT.

Baconzgood March 8, 2012 at 3:06 pm

It's no Jesus Lizard.

LiveToServeYa March 8, 2012 at 3:07 pm

This *is* Santorum Tap.

Generation[redacted] March 8, 2012 at 4:21 pm

They turned the stupid up to 11.

Jerri March 8, 2012 at 3:11 pm

Jesus christ almighty, if this isn't proof that we need to increase funding for arts education in school, nothing is.

I realize these upstanding citizens were likely homeschooled, but even so.

seppdecker March 8, 2012 at 3:18 pm

Why do they keep singing "Gay, mon!" We all know that Santorum is in the closet, but is he also a secret reggae lover?

MoeDeLawn March 8, 2012 at 3:32 pm

I thought I recognized that tune! It's a King Tubby cover!

teebob2000 March 8, 2012 at 3:19 pm

I love when the dirty-looking one tussles her hair vigorously at about 0:40, giving her a nice just-fucked-hard-from-behind look.

ElPinche March 8, 2012 at 3:21 pm

I see glorious drama and pain. It's like Downton Abbey except with dumb hillbillies with Adobe Premiere and Movielooks plugins.

Daddy Harris controls his family with an iron fist from God; fear is the heart of love. The girls are brainwashed and forced to write songs about his beliefs because he's too old and creepy. And notice they tension between the two sisters. It's painfully obvious that the lower, uglier sister lives in the prettier sister shadow. Of course, little brother Harris is gay and taking it out on those bongos like he's spanking heathen Bieber.

Jukesgrrl March 8, 2012 at 7:16 pm

Type it up! The Learning Channel will buy it.

ElPinche March 8, 2012 at 9:30 pm

TLC…someone also needs to be a hoarder and/or midget with a pit bull.

mrblifil March 8, 2012 at 3:24 pm

This Impure Thought has been deleted by the administrator's evil hench-bot residing in Ken Layne's External Drive Porn Stash, plugged in next to the closet containing the Gimp.

BarackMyWorld March 8, 2012 at 3:27 pm

I guarantee every guy in that video is just there to try to hook up with the two girls.

flamingpdog March 8, 2012 at 3:44 pm

I luuuuv small boobs – just not these two.

Barrelhse March 8, 2012 at 3:46 pm

More bass.

Generation[redacted] March 8, 2012 at 4:18 pm

more cowbell

Barrelhse March 8, 2012 at 3:50 pm

"Hey, Kids- Let's put on a show!"

SkinnyNerd March 8, 2012 at 3:54 pm

We’ve got a Man who Understands that God Gave the Bill of Rights

And so He said unto Moses, "One day I will provide you with this thing called gunpowder, and thou shall have a right to use it in this thing called a firearm."

Generation[redacted] March 8, 2012 at 4:19 pm

"And Lo, I say unto thee, those rights I have not enumerated, shall be given unto the states. Go forth and count thine blahs as 3/5ths people."

Barrelhse March 8, 2012 at 3:56 pm

Maybe they can get a steady gig at the Creation Museum.

I Made 40sec, but only because the sound was turned off for a bit when I hit Play.

MaxUdargo March 8, 2012 at 3:56 pm

I don't know what it is you see there on the horizon, pretty girl, but it ain't victory.

Game off.

Barrelhse March 8, 2012 at 4:05 pm

I don't want to cause no fuss
But can I buy your Special Bus? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3Y64dpZGnE

mrblifil March 8, 2012 at 4:07 pm

I don't want them raped or anything, but they are mighty tiresome.

Generation[redacted] March 8, 2012 at 4:16 pm

Which one is Lamb and which one is Lynx?

Chet Kincaid March 8, 2012 at 4:44 pm

Gah, you beat me to it! I searched for the words "Prussian Blue" on the page and thought I had won the afternoon!

dadanarchist March 8, 2012 at 8:58 pm

Me too. :(

finallyhappy March 8, 2012 at 4:17 pm

Who cares about these girls and their bad hair- Did you see BO is on the page???

elviouslyqueer March 8, 2012 at 4:33 pm

With any luck, the musical career of these two winsome lassies will culminate with them becoming part of T-Pain's posse of gyrating booty girls.

Chet Kincaid March 8, 2012 at 4:38 pm

The Prussian Blue girls have become such lovely, God-fearing young women!
http://jezebel.com/5663855/the-white+power-girls-

(And you Wonketeers are seriously slacking, for leaving that joke around for me to harvest!)

EDIT: Damn you, Generation[redacted]!!!

HarryButtle March 8, 2012 at 4:45 pm

What about the Bushes, bitches? The old man kept Ronnie out of prison, and Junior was destined to become the Greatest American President Ever just a few short years ago. And now they can't even get a shout out in this lame Caucasian karaoke. How the mighty have fallen.

HarryButtle March 8, 2012 at 4:51 pm

"The tune's got promise, but it needz moar wang, moar dang, and moar sweet poontang." Ted Nugent

Hey, don't ban me! Ted said it!

Chet Kincaid March 8, 2012 at 4:52 pm

Yo First Love, y'all cute and everything, I’m really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish…but this is the greatest Presidential Candidate fan video of all time. Of all time!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKsoXHYICqU

lochnessmonster March 8, 2012 at 4:54 pm

After reading the verse, can't bring myself to click on the clicky place.

Barrelhse March 8, 2012 at 6:02 pm

It's even worse than you imagine, if that's any encouragement.

lochnessmonster March 8, 2012 at 6:08 pm

Thanks for the warning!JanWhat other people think of youIs none of your business.

Neoyorquino March 8, 2012 at 5:03 pm

Needs more Santorum sign wavers. http://qkme.me/36i9l6

The_Trainman March 8, 2012 at 5:23 pm

Scary video from the very first notes but went game-on scary when large dad popped into the frame playing bass.

DrunkIrishman March 8, 2012 at 5:37 pm

GAME ON!

sirmikeesq March 8, 2012 at 5:51 pm

That was special.

Biff March 8, 2012 at 6:50 pm

I made it all the way to :20.
Game over.

Barrelhse March 8, 2012 at 7:11 pm

From the Guardian: Don't be distracted when hearing it if you think it's called "Gay Mon", it's actually "Game On."

RadioSlut March 8, 2012 at 8:07 pm

Just shoot me…..wait can I say th

FieryLocks March 8, 2012 at 8:40 pm

Game On? You mean Game Over! And sorry girls, Santorum likes guys…you're just too blind to see it.

dadanarchist March 8, 2012 at 8:57 pm

I didn't realize that Prussian Blue had undergone an 80s makeover.

BigSkullF*ckingDog March 8, 2012 at 10:02 pm

These dumb c*nts are the kind of people who are keeping my partner and I from marrying, but according to our new-foundwonkette rules I am not supposed to talk ill of them so you will have to excuse me for my silence when it comes to this "candidate".

Bezoar March 9, 2012 at 12:25 am

Personally, I don't begrudge you a bit for feeling as you do. But I know that refining the focus of your anger will in the end be most effective.

Sassomatic March 9, 2012 at 12:40 am

Oh It’s crazy, What’s been slipping through our hands
When we the white People are still supposed to rule this Land
Rick Understands

/fixed

Sassomatic March 9, 2012 at 12:42 am

Well shit. Feather earrings are most definitely over.

fuflans March 9, 2012 at 12:45 am

oh for fuck's sake.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKsoXHYICqU

2008 was way funner.

Sassomatic March 9, 2012 at 12:47 am

Okay fuck I watched it, because I am drunk. But with the sound down. At :45, is she saying "I drink Santorum?" That's what it looks like.

iburl March 9, 2012 at 1:43 am

Why do they keep saying "Gay Mon"? Are they Jamacian?

NewtsUndies March 9, 2012 at 1:45 am

I am suddenly reminded of what a great movie Bob Roberts is.

Huevos Ocupados March 9, 2012 at 4:18 am

♫♪ Be a clean livin’ man with a rope in your hand! ♪♫

ttommyunger March 9, 2012 at 9:28 am

Nice tune, nice sound, but the lyrics….Must. Find. Ear. Bleach. Oh, and teh gurlz, most fuckable, thankyouverymuch.

undeadgoat March 9, 2012 at 12:40 pm

Look, there is no way in hell those girls were born before 1990; if they can vote this year, it's definitely the first time. Also I'm pretty sure they know LITERALLY no facts about Ronald Reagan; they just believe that, since Reaganesque is apparently a compliment (!??!?) these days that Reagan was exactly like whoever is their favorite politician right now.

DahBoner March 9, 2012 at 3:12 pm

Is it OK if I whistle this song quietly on National Take Your Gun to Work Day?

DahBoner March 9, 2012 at 3:16 pm

They're from Michigan???

erikwdc March 9, 2012 at 4:20 pm

Umm, Hello? "Reagan" rhymes with "pagan." You left one on the table there, ladies.

So close!

PhilippePetain March 9, 2012 at 4:43 pm

This is exactly what I want my post-Christian sex cult to look like.

BigDumbRedDog March 8, 2012 at 3:28 pm

Or, since I don't want to sit here and worry about which of my comments are going to be up to wonkette's exacting standards I can take my foul mouth and my ball and go home. Also, condescend much?

commiegirl March 8, 2012 at 3:33 pm

Man, why is it all our beloved commenters want free reign for "UN-PC!!!!" or whatever, but laugh back at them and they wanna go home? Dayumm, girl, some of you sound like conservatives!

Guppy March 8, 2012 at 6:01 pm

My previous monocle idea not working for you? How about a nice, white Persian Israeli cat?

Do not justify or equivocate, simply smite. Arguments are for your equals (and, really, just encourages more).

BigSkullF*ckingDog March 8, 2012 at 9:41 pm

uh, prolly cause some of us wield the power of the ban hammer and the REST of us don't. DUH.

BigSkullF*ckingDog March 8, 2012 at 10:25 pm

my foul mouth is not directed towards you or you writers and I apologize if it seems that way. Wonkette has up until now been a safe place to rage against homophobic idiots like santorum and his supporters. If this is no longer the case I will move on, no questions asked. These girls singing are attempting to win hearts and minds against the like of my partner and I and when it comes to that I lose control mentally and verbally.

ttommyunger March 9, 2012 at 9:26 am

Jeez dog, chill. Their blog, their rules. No big deal, nothing personal meant, I'm sure. Who really gives a fuck? Not me, fer sure. When you have your own blog you can make the rules, in the meantime, fuck it.

BigSkullF*ckingDog March 9, 2012 at 9:39 am

Yeah, I know I need to chill. It is really just the inconsistancy that was bothering me, but whatever. Today I am thinking of changing my name to BigRedButtHurtDog but I like my new sweater so much that I might keep this one for a while.

BigSkullF*ckingDog March 9, 2012 at 9:57 am

although having my deleted comment misquoted out of context by a supposed profesional is still slightly annoying. But I will try and learn from your fine example and chill.

ttommyunger March 9, 2012 at 1:30 pm

Looks good on you! ;)

ttommyunger March 9, 2012 at 1:30 pm

I loves me some Wonketeers!

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