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Rick Santorum Groupies Have Written Him a Lovely Theme Song (VIDEO)

Horrified tipster “Willy T.” managed to type out the dire warning “MMMMUUUUUUUNNNNHHHHUHHHHHUHHUH” as he sent us this video, so we are guessing …brain aneurysm? We wish you a speedy recovery, “Willy!” The rest of you, you have been cautioned. This is… what is it? This is what the Pope means when he jabbers about temptation, so we are merely going to observe that this is a music video full of smiling wingnuts singing about Ronald Reagan and abortion while they wave Rick Santorum signs around atop a school bus labeled in giant letters, “SPECIAL.” That is what this is.

Oh and here are the lyrics, from the video’s YouTube page!

VS 1:
GAME ON! Join the Fight
We’ve finally got a Man who will Stand for what is Right

GAME ON! Victory’s in Sight
We’ve got a Man who Understands that God Gave the Bill of Rights

CH:
Oh, there is Hope for our Nation again
Maybe the First time Since we Had Ronald Reagan
There will be Justice for the Unborn
Factories back on our Shores
Where the Constitution rules our land
Yes, I Believe… Rick Santorum is our Man!

Vs 2:
GAME ON! He’s got the Plan
To Lower Taxes, Raise Morale, To Put the Power in our Hands

GAME ON! Change is at hand
Faithful to his Wife and Seven Kids – He’ll be Loyal to our land

BR:
Oh It’s crazy, What’s been slipping through our hands
When we the People are still supposed to rule this Land
Rick Understands

Who needs a musical supporter like Megadeth when Rick Santorum has volunteer theme song writers like these? [YouTube]

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226 comments

        1. NYNYNYjr

          That wouldn't be breaking the 'child' rule, would it? That would be breaking the 'retard' rule, you fucking orangu-tan.

        2. Dirt_Dog

          From another of last night's threads, I believe we can say that they are "bachmanned," and that works on a couple of levels for me.

      1. Loaded_Pants

        And their two of eight kids. Homeschooled, of course.
        "We live on 4 acres with 50 pecan trees."
        Is that what they call their compound?

      2. Guppy

        Of course: only someone born during the Clinton administration could truly be nostalgic for the Reagan administration.

      3. Boojum_Reborn

        Jesus is the oil that holds them together and the glue that keeps them running smoothly.

  1. nounverb911

    "Oh, there is Hope for our Nation again
    Maybe the First time Since we Had Ronald Reagan"

    They do realize that Reagan raised taxes 123 times.

    1. Sue4466

      Because they were home schooled and can't count that high. Learnin' counting above 10 is snobbery.

    2. Generation[redacted]

      Aw, isn't that cute. They think the economy was good when Reagan was President.

  2. SmutBoffin

    "Don't you realize you are not making Santorum's candidacy any better, you are only making country music worse?"

  3. orygoon

    Marx was clearly right about the opiate of the people. It cracks me up to look at their faces when they're under the influence. Except for the little kids–have they (parents, whatever) no shame?

    1. Numbat_Dundee

      The full quote from Marx talks about religion being "the heart of a heartless world" and "the spirit of spiritless conditions". If he'd seen that video he would have added, "the music of brain dead zombies".

  4. Callyson

    GAME ON! Change is at hand
    Faithful to his Wife and Seven Kids
    Er, um…*and* faithful to his seven kids?
    I don't even want to know…

    1. proudgrampa

      If he was "faithful" to his kids, he wouldn't have tapped into their college funds for his campaign.

    1. Jus_Wonderin

      Barb, that comment reminds me of putting my dog in her crate. Suddenly a normal size Daushaund can make themselves about 3 feet wide and become all front paws and back feet.

      Eventually, I had to get the plunger.

  5. CogitoErgoBibo

    "God Gave the Bill of Rights "

    Maybe, but can He do us a solid and call these two back home? I consider it a fair trade.

  6. smokefilledroommate

    I like how they follow 'justice for the unborn' with crap about the Constitution. I swear I'd like to sit all of these fuckers down Malcolm McDowell-style and make them read the actual Constitution.

    1. CogitoErgoBibo

      I think most of them would be shocked to learn that there are additional amendments after the second one. Keep reading wingnuts! There's more in there than just God and guns!

      [The more you know. *ding*]

    2. Chichikovovich

      Somehow I don't imagine they'll see it as a cost when they can no longer stomach Ludwig Van.

      1. flamingpdog

        A cover of the Mike Curb Congregation doing "Nixon Now More Than Ever".

        No, wait, Nixon = librul!

        1. Jus_Wonderin

          Ah, it's one of those flimsy square promotional records one would find in a box of Frothy Flakes?

  7. SmutBoffin

    Vs 3:
    GAME ON! He’s got the Plan
    To stop the blahs, the sluts, and the man-on-man

    GAME ON! Change is at hand
    the seventeenth century is comin' back again

  8. DaRooster

    "To Lower Taxes, Raise Morale, To Put the Power in our Hands"

    Get a grip gals… this guy will not put the power in our hands… unless by power you mean a still born baby?

    1. VaWyo

      Yes, he spoke to James Madison through golden tablets buried on the grounds of Montpelier.

    2. delaney_blom

      George Mason was more responsible for the Bill of Rights than Madison.

      He and Madison share the moniker "Father of the Bill of Rights" because Madison is more persistent in the founding lore (or maybe the Bill of Rights has two daddies).

  9. SayItWithWookies

    And I was absolutely certain the first banbait post was gonna feature a pic of Charles Krauthammer and Rush Limbaugh holding Trig. But this has lyrics, and still the same number of black people, so even better.

    1. BlueStateLibel

      Our editrix is lulling us into a false sense of security …like the Catholic nuns did by putting out unattended candy on her desk…stay frosty everyone.

    2. finallyhappy

      Speaking of Charlie K- there is an ad in the local paper for an aide to a paraplegic doctor in Chevy Chase- I wondered if it could possibly be him.

    1. FlyOverGirl

      Thank you. There's one dude who looks like he might be a minority. But I think they photo-shopped him in there.

      1. Fare la Volpe

        I saw a dude who looked like a gay minority (cute guy on the bongos), but maybe that's just my long-running Angels in America fantasy of converting a hot religious nutjob to the sins of manflesh.

  10. kissawookiee

    After the Great Commenting Diktat of Yesterday they pre-emptively labeled their own bus "special?" COME ON!!!!

  11. SayItWithWookies

    Those sweet young things are going to be completely horrified by Santorum pretty soon. Their presidential candidate won't make them very happy either.

  12. mavenmaven

    Remember, if you are excited about those two girls out in front, that ultimately they end up looking like the keyboard player and still spout the same stupid ideas.

  13. actor212

    [T]hey wave Rick Santorum signs around atop a school bus labeled in giant letters, “SPECIAL.”

    o/~ I'm special, so special. I got to have some of your attention, give it to me! o/~

    (and he ducks the banhammer FTW!)

  14. BaldarTFlagass

    Here, I have some lyrics:

    Everybody knows
    That the world is full of stupid people
    Well I got the pistol so I'll keep the Pesos
    Yeah and that seems fair

  15. ManchuCandidate

    It's the Wingnutty Von Trapps! Their greatest fear is to be hunted down by Planned Parenthood Feminazi Abortionists and made to use birth control.

    Santorum, Santorum
    Every morning you blah me
    Brown and spunky and stank
    You look blah to meet me
    Blossom of turd may you spread and stink
    Spread and stink forever
    Santorum, Santorum
    Bless my feetus forever.

  16. SenileAgitation

    I can't tell with the fancy new rules what's OK to mention, but the more grown up performers in that video all seem like penis enthusiasts.

  17. Chichikovovich

    "God Gave the Bill of Rights "

    Because if there is one thing God hates, it's people having troops quartered in their houses in peacetime. Surprising it got left out of the original Ten Big Ones, really, but maybe anything more would have made the tablets too heavy for Moses to carry.

  18. hagajim

    Why do these teenage girls look like something right out of the 80s? Thank God that I can't watch the YouTubes here at work. But the image of those throwbacks is enough to convince me that I must (NOT) vote for assjuize.

  19. NYNYNYjr

    I know I'm going to be in the minority here, but I actually like the one in blue more. She's got this evil glint in her eyes. I'd like to hold her hand
    in the planned parenthood waiting room.

  20. annettaj

    They rhyme real nice but do these young 'uns know Rick wants to bind their feet and make sure they don't get educated so they can have endless babies like good wimmun folks should?

  21. kissawookiee

    Unfortunately, my eardrums aren't going back into my head either. They're sitting at the far end of the room, glaring at me, gripping shivs.

  22. GorzoTheMighty

    I am aghast at the wantonness of those two hussies. I know, I know say no more. I came to this website for child rearing tips and I get this video?

    1. CogitoErgoBibo

      Rooster could beat everyone at beer-chugging, Grasso said. She explained the Rooster technique: "You just open your throat."

      OMG. It really just writes itself after that, doesn't it?

  23. north_of_moscow

    Nice try, young ladies, but Rick does not approve of your rock and roll. Barefoot and pregnant, not Footloose.

  24. YasserArraFeck

    The reason it's "been slipping through our hands" is that whatever "it" is IS COVERED IN SANTORUM!!!1! (ew)

  25. Maman

    There is that stroke I have been anticipating. I think it was the Santorum skirt worn by a nubile young thing that did it.

  26. Toomush_Infer

    Loved the upskirt shot at the beginning (depending, of course on age releases)….downhill from there, God, if you're listening, cause the folks that fought and died for that Bill of Rights you wrote must have called on you umpteen times….

  27. Mahousu

    Look, we've all done things we're not quite proud of to earn enough to pay for our birth control. So, no first stone casting, agreed?

  28. joobajooba

    Yep, and God began his Bill of Rights with: "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion…."

    1. Generation[redacted]

      "I am the Lord Thy God, Thou shalt not establish a religion based on Me."

      I kinda like that, actually. Is it possible 3,000 years of religion was based on a slight mistranslation?

  29. mavenmaven

    Goodness, those two have A LOT of youtube videos as "first love". I think they are about to become a meme. A "santorum first love video" meme. Ewwww.

  30. OneYieldRegular

    That should be some Republican National Convention, what with these young women sharing the main stage with Ted Nugent

    1. BigDumbRedDog

      The day I can't call santorum supporters rude names is the day I quit the internets. They look plenty old enough to me. I'm out of here.

        1. BigDumbRedDog

          It is obvious to anyone with half a brain that these girls are taking style tips from the hit show "growing pains". That would put them at least in their 30s today. Also, throwing up video of teenage santorum supporters and then deleting me when I call them vile names? ENTRAPMENT. Oh, and bullshit.

      1. commiegirl

        Hi guys! There are no rules against calling people "skanky filthy sluts" or whatever it was, but do note that your authors can also delete comments when they like, and apparently did.

          1. commiegirl

            Authors have always deleted comments on their posts, and have differing standards on what's gonna piss them off. (For instance, I've read about a lot of comments Ken axed for criticizing him?) Don't think of it as censorship, think of it as "really good bloggers who are so fucking tired of bullshit." Some of your comments are really funny! You could try that!

          2. BigDumbRedDog

            Or, since I don't want to sit here and worry about which of my comments are going to be up to wonkette's exacting standards I can take my foul mouth and my ball and go home. Also, condescend much?

          3. commiegirl

            Man, why is it all our beloved commenters want free reign for "UN-PC!!!!" or whatever, but laugh back at them and they wanna go home? Dayumm, girl, some of you sound like conservatives!

          4. Guppy

            My previous monocle idea not working for you? How about a nice, white Persian Israeli cat?

            Do not justify or equivocate, simply smite. Arguments are for your equals (and, really, just encourages more).

          5. BigSkullF*ckingDog

            uh, prolly cause some of us wield the power of the ban hammer and the REST of us don't. DUH.

          6. BigSkullF*ckingDog

            my foul mouth is not directed towards you or you writers and I apologize if it seems that way. Wonkette has up until now been a safe place to rage against homophobic idiots like santorum and his supporters. If this is no longer the case I will move on, no questions asked. These girls singing are attempting to win hearts and minds against the like of my partner and I and when it comes to that I lose control mentally and verbally.

          7. ttommyunger

            Jeez dog, chill. Their blog, their rules. No big deal, nothing personal meant, I'm sure. Who really gives a fuck? Not me, fer sure. When you have your own blog you can make the rules, in the meantime, fuck it.

          8. BigSkullF*ckingDog

            Yeah, I know I need to chill. It is really just the inconsistancy that was bothering me, but whatever. Today I am thinking of changing my name to BigRedButtHurtDog but I like my new sweater so much that I might keep this one for a while.

          9. BigSkullF*ckingDog

            although having my deleted comment misquoted out of context by a supposed profesional is still slightly annoying. But I will try and learn from your fine example and chill.

    2. commiegirl

      Hi guys! There are no rules against calling people "skanky filthy sluts" or whatever it was, but do note that your authors can also delete comments when they like, and apparently did.

      1. natoslug

        We still get paid our usual commission for the deleted comments though, right? I haven't seen my Wonkette check in weeks, and I'm getting kind of desperate here.

  31. comrad_darkness

    Statistically speaking, these girls are more likely to engage in premarital, unprotected sex and either 1) get scooted over state lines in the dark of night, or 2) be forced to marry someone solely on basis of successful reproduction. So, basically what I'm saying is I just feel sorry for them.

  32. owhatever

    And now, a little ditty by the Mormon Taberknuckle Choir in behalf of Mitt.
    Then the Cobb County KKK Goosestep Chanters for Newt.
    And, finally, some crazy bitch beating a washboard for Ron Paul.

    1. Jukesgrrl

      I do believe American Idol Kelly Clarkson has volunteered to perform for Ron Paul, although a whackadoodle with a washboard would be more a more appropriate objective correlative.

  33. GortRay

    Ye Gods!! I got halfway through that abomination and my brain went into a seizure state. I saw the beast and it's name was "SPECIAL" The horror…the horror…

  34. HobbesEvilTwin

    Santorum supporters and a schoolbus called "special"?
    I think our new editortrix is tempting us to break the new rules.

  35. SolitaireRose

    God gave us the Bill of Rights? James Madison was God? God was married to Dolly Madison? ZINGERS ARE WHAT MOSES ATE WHILE LOST IN THE DESERT?

    That explains a LOT.

  36. Jerri

    Jesus christ almighty, if this isn't proof that we need to increase funding for arts education in school, nothing is.

    I realize these upstanding citizens were likely homeschooled, but even so.

  37. teebob2000

    I love when the dirty-looking one tussles her hair vigorously at about 0:40, giving her a nice just-fucked-hard-from-behind look.

  38. ElPinche

    I see glorious drama and pain. It's like Downton Abbey except with dumb hillbillies with Adobe Premiere and Movielooks plugins.

    Daddy Harris controls his family with an iron fist from God; fear is the heart of love. The girls are brainwashed and forced to write songs about his beliefs because he's too old and creepy. And notice they tension between the two sisters. It's painfully obvious that the lower, uglier sister lives in the prettier sister shadow. Of course, little brother Harris is gay and taking it out on those bongos like he's spanking heathen Bieber.

  39. mrblifil

    This Impure Thought has been deleted by the administrator's evil hench-bot residing in Ken Layne's External Drive Porn Stash, plugged in next to the closet containing the Gimp.

  40. BarackMyWorld

    I guarantee every guy in that video is just there to try to hook up with the two girls.

  41. SkinnyNerd

    We’ve got a Man who Understands that God Gave the Bill of Rights

    And so He said unto Moses, "One day I will provide you with this thing called gunpowder, and thou shall have a right to use it in this thing called a firearm."

    1. Generation[redacted]

      "And Lo, I say unto thee, those rights I have not enumerated, shall be given unto the states. Go forth and count thine blahs as 3/5ths people."

  42. Barrelhse

    Maybe they can get a steady gig at the Creation Museum.

    I Made 40sec, but only because the sound was turned off for a bit when I hit Play.

  43. elviouslyqueer

    With any luck, the musical career of these two winsome lassies will culminate with them becoming part of T-Pain's posse of gyrating booty girls.

  44. HarryButtle

    What about the Bushes, bitches? The old man kept Ronnie out of prison, and Junior was destined to become the Greatest American President Ever just a few short years ago. And now they can't even get a shout out in this lame Caucasian karaoke. How the mighty have fallen.

  45. HarryButtle

    "The tune's got promise, but it needz moar wang, moar dang, and moar sweet poontang." Ted Nugent

    Hey, don't ban me! Ted said it!

      1. lochnessmonster

        Thanks for the warning!JanWhat other people think of youIs none of your business.

  46. The_Trainman

    Scary video from the very first notes but went game-on scary when large dad popped into the frame playing bass.

  47. Barrelhse

    From the Guardian: Don't be distracted when hearing it if you think it's called "Gay Mon", it's actually "Game On."

  48. FieryLocks

    Game On? You mean Game Over! And sorry girls, Santorum likes guys…you're just too blind to see it.

  49. BigSkullF*ckingDog

    These dumb c*nts are the kind of people who are keeping my partner and I from marrying, but according to our new-foundwonkette rules I am not supposed to talk ill of them so you will have to excuse me for my silence when it comes to this "candidate".

    1. Bezoar

      Personally, I don't begrudge you a bit for feeling as you do. But I know that refining the focus of your anger will in the end be most effective.

  50. Sassomatic

    Oh It’s crazy, What’s been slipping through our hands
    When we the white People are still supposed to rule this Land
    Rick Understands

    /fixed

  51. Sassomatic

    Okay fuck I watched it, because I am drunk. But with the sound down. At :45, is she saying "I drink Santorum?" That's what it looks like.

  52. ttommyunger

    Nice tune, nice sound, but the lyrics….Must. Find. Ear. Bleach. Oh, and teh gurlz, most fuckable, thankyouverymuch.

  53. undeadgoat

    Look, there is no way in hell those girls were born before 1990; if they can vote this year, it's definitely the first time. Also I'm pretty sure they know LITERALLY no facts about Ronald Reagan; they just believe that, since Reaganesque is apparently a compliment (!??!?) these days that Reagan was exactly like whoever is their favorite politician right now.

  54. erikwdc

    Umm, Hello? "Reagan" rhymes with "pagan." You left one on the table there, ladies.

    So close!

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