Horrified tipster “Willy T.” managed to type out the dire warning “MMMMUUUUUUUNNNNHHHHUHHHHHUHHUH” as he sent us this video, so we are guessing …brain aneurysm? We wish you a speedy recovery, “Willy!” The rest of you, you have been cautioned. This is… what is it? This is what the Pope means when he jabbers about temptation, so we are merely going to observe that this is a music video full of smiling wingnuts singing about Ronald Reagan and abortion while they wave Rick Santorum signs around atop a school bus labeled in giant letters, “SPECIAL.” That is what this is.
Oh and here are the lyrics, from the video’s YouTube page!
VS 1:
GAME ON! Join the Fight
We’ve finally got a Man who will Stand for what is RightGAME ON! Victory’s in Sight
We’ve got a Man who Understands that God Gave the Bill of RightsCH:
Oh, there is Hope for our Nation again
Maybe the First time Since we Had Ronald Reagan
There will be Justice for the Unborn
Factories back on our Shores
Where the Constitution rules our land
Yes, I Believe… Rick Santorum is our Man!Vs 2:
GAME ON! He’s got the Plan
To Lower Taxes, Raise Morale, To Put the Power in our HandsGAME ON! Change is at hand
Faithful to his Wife and Seven Kids – He’ll be Loyal to our landBR:
Oh It’s crazy, What’s been slipping through our hands
When we the People are still supposed to rule this Land
Rick Understands
Who needs a musical supporter like Megadeth when Rick Santorum has volunteer theme song writers like these? [YouTube]
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Sorry, they look underaged, we can't comment on them anymore.
http://www.firstloveband.com/FirstLove/About_Us.h…
They are 18 and 20 respectively. One may say anything one may want and not break the 'child' rule.
Not really, can't say they're re-tarded.
They appear to have Santorum in their brains.
That wouldn't be breaking the 'child' rule, would it? That would be breaking the 'retard' rule, you fucking orangu-tan.
From another of last night's threads, I believe we can say that they are "bachmanned," and that works on a couple of levels for me.
And their two of eight kids. Homeschooled, of course.
"We live on 4 acres with 50 pecan trees."
Is that what they call their compound?
Of course: only someone born during the Clinton administration could truly be nostalgic for the Reagan administration.
Jesus is the oil that holds them together and the glue that keeps them running smoothly.
"Oh, there is Hope for our Nation again
Maybe the First time Since we Had Ronald Reagan"
They do realize that Reagan raised taxes 123 times.
Because they were home schooled and can't count that high. Learnin' counting above 10 is snobbery.
AMPUTEE LIBEL!
Took me a second, but very clever.
And he gave amnesty to all those dirty foreigners, don't forget.
And he gave weapons to the Iranians, and cut and ran from Lebanon.
If that isn't a kneecap to Dubya's testicles, I don't what is.
Aw, isn't that cute. They think the economy was good when Reagan was President.
But their Mommy & Daddy told them that it was.
Mommy & Daddy must have worked for the defense industry building ICBMs.
Whatever the fuck that was, don't ever do that again.
Thanks to this song, I am sure he already is being fitted for an inaugural sweater vest.
Gold lame with sequins because once he's won, ol' Creamcup outs!
"Don't you realize you are not making Santorum's candidacy any better, you are only making country music worse?"
Neither of which I ever thought possible…
Marx was clearly right about the opiate of the people. It cracks me up to look at their faces when they're under the influence. Except for the little kids–have they (parents, whatever) no shame?
The full quote from Marx talks about religion being "the heart of a heartless world" and "the spirit of spiritless conditions". If he'd seen that video he would have added, "the music of brain dead zombies".
Did Marx say: "Work is the curse of the drinking man"?
Jews for Buchanan!
Mexicans for Tancredo!
Blacks for Duke!
GAME ON! Change is at hand
Faithful to his Wife and Seven Kids
Er, um…*and* faithful to his seven kids?
I don't even want to know…
If he was "faithful" to his kids, he wouldn't have tapped into their college funds for his campaign.
Oh dear, I listened to the song. That's toothpaste that ain't going back in the YouTube.
Barb, that comment reminds me of putting my dog in her crate. Suddenly a normal size Daushaund can make themselves about 3 feet wide and become all front paws and back feet.
Eventually, I had to get the plunger.
Next time try a blind fold. Seriously.
"God Gave the Bill of Rights "
Maybe, but can He do us a solid and call these two back home? I consider it a fair trade.
I think that might be a Rule 3 violation.
I like how they follow 'justice for the unborn' with crap about the Constitution. I swear I'd like to sit all of these fuckers down Malcolm McDowell-style and make them read the actual Constitution.
I think most of them would be shocked to learn that there are additional amendments after the second one. Keep reading wingnuts! There's more in there than just God and guns!
[The more you know. *ding*]
And there isn't even any God.
Hell, they even skip the first half of the second one!
A bit o the old ultra-violence is in order!
Somehow I don't imagine they'll see it as a cost when they can no longer stomach Ludwig Van.
I give it an 83. It's got a good beat for meaningless, protected sexing-up solely for pleasure and regardless of gender.
But, what is on the B side?
a cover of War Pigs
Iggy and the Stooges "I Want to be Your Dog"
A cover of the Mike Curb Congregation doing "Nixon Now More Than Ever".
No, wait, Nixon = librul!
There may be two sides to every single, but Rick has only one. it's the Dark Side, where he's known as Darth Froth.
Ah, it's one of those flimsy square promotional records one would find in a box of Frothy Flakes?
Froth Invader?
Needz moar frothy references…
Turn that shit off.
I can fap if I turn the sound down
Something about that vid that just says, "Control My Uterus!"
They've got a loverly bunch of coconuts.
That's the largest short bus I've ever seen.
Vs 3:
GAME ON! He’s got the Plan
To stop the blahs, the sluts, and the man-on-man
GAME ON! Change is at hand
the seventeenth century is comin' back again
GAME ON! We're all agog
He will also put an end to man on dog
I wish he'd put and end to woman on doggerel.
"To Lower Taxes, Raise Morale, To Put the Power in our Hands"
Get a grip gals… this guy will not put the power in our hands… unless by power you mean a still born baby?
God gave the Bill of Rights? Huh; I didn't know that James Madison was god.
Well, in the same way Lemmy is God. Or Hendrix is God.
Yes, he spoke to James Madison through golden tablets buried on the grounds of Montpelier.
His wife did.
He does play a mean solo on his Fender.
George Mason was more responsible for the Bill of Rights than Madison.
He and Madison share the moniker "Father of the Bill of Rights" because Madison is more persistent in the founding lore (or maybe the Bill of Rights has two daddies).
I think you mean DAVE Mason.
And here I thought 2/3 of both chambers and 3/4 of the state legislatures were God.
And I was absolutely certain the first banbait post was gonna feature a pic of Charles Krauthammer and Rush Limbaugh holding Trig. But this has lyrics, and still the same number of black people, so even better.
Our editrix is lulling us into a false sense of security …like the Catholic nuns did by putting out unattended candy on her desk…stay frosty everyone.
Speaking of Charlie K- there is an ad in the local paper for an aide to a paraplegic doctor in Chevy Chase- I wondered if it could possibly be him.
Where the Constitution rules our land.
Yep, the King James
BibleConstitution.Wasn't King James a flaming…..oh never mind
I've seen better.
Oh Jeezus, I remember that one! Now. That you posted it. On teh Wonkette.
I've seen worse.
Oh, thanks a bunch for filling that gap in my knowledge base. Sheeit!
i've seen better:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKsoXHYICqU
That is one very, very white music video.
Thank you. There's one dude who looks like he might be a minority. But I think they photo-shopped him in there.
And by minority you mean "He don't Hillbilly Hand Fish".
They prefer to be called "White Americans" or 'Whitey." Thank you very much.
I saw a dude who looked like a gay minority (cute guy on the bongos), but maybe that's just my long-running Angels in America fantasy of converting a hot religious nutjob to the sins of manflesh.
These people breed. America is doomed.
Yes, they walk among us!!
Well, at least they found a catchy rhyme for "Reagan".
After the Great Commenting Diktat of Yesterday they pre-emptively labeled their own bus "special?" COME ON!!!!
Game Off.
ISWYTD.
That stuff slipping through your hands? Yeah, that's santorum.
Pray away the Game On.
Those sweet young things are going to be completely horrified by Santorum pretty soon. Their presidential candidate won't make them very happy either.
Remember, if you are excited about those two girls out in front, that ultimately they end up looking like the keyboard player and still spout the same stupid ideas.
Can I stop when she takes up piano?
Well, it has a beat. And you can dance to it.
Maybe YOU can dance to it. I'm white.
…but that would be wrong.
[T]hey wave Rick Santorum signs around atop a school bus labeled in giant letters, “SPECIAL.”
o/~ I'm special, so special. I got to have some of your attention, give it to me! o/~
(and he ducks the banhammer FTW!)
Here, I have some lyrics:
Everybody knows
That the world is full of stupid people
Well I got the pistol so I'll keep the Pesos
Yeah and that seems fair
This is a parody, right? Like Weird Al?
My Bologna libel!
I'm pretty sure this qualifies as white and nerdy.
…and twiiiins!
It's the Wingnutty Von Trapps! Their greatest fear is to be hunted down by Planned Parenthood Feminazi Abortionists and made to use birth control.
Santorum, Santorum
Every morning you blah me
Brown and spunky and stank
You look blah to meet me
Blossom of turd may you spread and stink
Spread and stink forever
Santorum, Santorum
Bless my feetus forever.
The money's on the dresser, ladies. Thanks again.
Man, at least call them a cab!
Nah…they've ridden enough for one day.—
OK, you're a cab.
I knew someone would get that.
I was worried it wouldn't get past the censors.
I can't tell with the fancy new rules what's OK to mention, but the more grown up performers in that video all seem like penis enthusiasts.
"God Gave the Bill of Rights "
Because if there is one thing God hates, it's people having troops quartered in their houses in peacetime. Surprising it got left out of the original Ten Big Ones, really, but maybe anything more would have made the tablets too heavy for Moses to carry.
Why do these teenage girls look like something right out of the 80s? Thank God that I can't watch the YouTubes here at work. But the image of those throwbacks is enough to convince me that I must (NOT) vote for assjuize.
I know I'm going to be in the minority here, but I actually like the one in blue more. She's got this evil glint in her eyes. I'd like to hold her hand
in the planned parenthood waiting room.
In 20 years those will be Michele Bachmann eyes.
I think they won Amerca's Kidz Got Singing on 30 Rock.
They rhyme real nice but do these young 'uns know Rick wants to bind their feet and make sure they don't get educated so they can have endless babies like good wimmun folks should?
I'm just going to ban this comment, and save Wonkette the work.
~
Unfortunately, my eardrums aren't going back into my head either. They're sitting at the far end of the room, glaring at me, gripping shivs.
I am aghast at the wantonness of those two hussies. I know, I know say no more. I came to this website for child rearing tips and I get this video?
Noooo!!!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/05/rick-san…
Just shoot me now… I haz a sad.
"You just open your throat." That would make a great campaign slogan.
Rooster could beat everyone at beer-chugging, Grasso said. She explained the Rooster technique: "You just open your throat."
OMG. It really just writes itself after that, doesn't it?
Greatest line in the history of the internet. Rooster will of course have to be banned.
Heeeeey , they've cum to snuff the roooooster , aww yeah….
Thanks, DaRooster. Consider yourself plagiarized.
And I can't even go all "machinegunnin'"
Sue him.
Nice try, young ladies, but Rick does not approve of your rock and roll. Barefoot and pregnant, not Footloose.
The reason it's "been slipping through our hands" is that whatever "it" is IS COVERED IN SANTORUM!!!1! (ew)
There is that stroke I have been anticipating. I think it was the Santorum skirt worn by a nubile young thing that did it.
I now know why MTV stopped showing videos.
Loved the upskirt shot at the beginning (depending, of course on age releases)….downhill from there, God, if you're listening, cause the folks that fought and died for that Bill of Rights you wrote must have called on you umpteen times….
Look, we've all done things we're not quite proud of to earn enough to pay for our birth control. So, no first stone casting, agreed?
That was a disgusting abuse of bandwidth.
Yep, and God began his Bill of Rights with: "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion…."
"I am the Lord Thy God, Thou shalt not establish a religion based on Me."
I kinda like that, actually. Is it possible 3,000 years of religion was based on a slight mistranslation?
Goodness, those two have A LOT of youtube videos as "first love". I think they are about to become a meme. A "santorum first love video" meme. Ewwww.
That should be some Republican National Convention, what with these young women sharing the main stage with Ted Nugent
And if they play their cards right, the backstage dressing room.
Didn't get the nix message, eh….?
The day I can't call santorum supporters rude names is the day I quit the internets. They look plenty old enough to me. I'm out of here.
No! Someone, throw BDRD a bone.
It is obvious to anyone with half a brain that these girls are taking style tips from the hit show "growing pains". That would put them at least in their 30s today. Also, throwing up video of teenage santorum supporters and then deleting me when I call them vile names? ENTRAPMENT. Oh, and bullshit.
Hi guys! There are no rules against calling people "skanky filthy sluts" or whatever it was, but do note that your authors can also delete comments when they like, and apparently did.
What a vague and utterly useless policy that is. Well done!
Authors have always deleted comments on their posts, and have differing standards on what's gonna piss them off. (For instance, I've read about a lot of comments Ken axed for criticizing him?) Don't think of it as censorship, think of it as "really good bloggers who are so fucking tired of bullshit." Some of your comments are really funny! You could try that!
Hi guys! There are no rules against calling people "skanky filthy sluts" or whatever it was, but do note that your authors can also delete comments when they like, and apparently did.
We still get paid our usual commission for the deleted comments though, right? I haven't seen my Wonkette check in weeks, and I'm getting kind of desperate here.
Statistically speaking, these girls are more likely to engage in premarital, unprotected sex and either 1) get scooted over state lines in the dark of night, or 2) be forced to marry someone solely on basis of successful reproduction. So, basically what I'm saying is I just feel sorry for them.
And now, a little ditty by the Mormon Taberknuckle Choir in behalf of Mitt.
Then the Cobb County KKK Goosestep Chanters for Newt.
And, finally, some crazy bitch beating a washboard for Ron Paul.
I do believe American Idol Kelly Clarkson has volunteered to perform for Ron Paul, although a whackadoodle with a washboard would be more a more appropriate objective correlative.
That was amusing.
I don't think they look old enough to have had Reagan.
They read about Him in their Bible.
You see those uteruses? They go up to eleven.
Ye Gods!! I got halfway through that abomination and my brain went into a seizure state. I saw the beast and it's name was "SPECIAL" The horror…the horror…
Santorum supporters and a schoolbus called "special"?
I think our new editortrix is tempting us to break the new rules.
God gave us the Bill of Rights? James Madison was God? God was married to Dolly Madison? ZINGERS ARE WHAT MOSES ATE WHILE LOST IN THE DESERT?
That explains a LOT.
It's no Jesus Lizard.
This *is* Santorum Tap.
They turned the stupid up to 11.
Jesus christ almighty, if this isn't proof that we need to increase funding for arts education in school, nothing is.
I realize these upstanding citizens were likely homeschooled, but even so.
Why do they keep singing "Gay, mon!" We all know that Santorum is in the closet, but is he also a secret reggae lover?
I thought I recognized that tune! It's a King Tubby cover!
I love when the dirty-looking one tussles her hair vigorously at about 0:40, giving her a nice just-fucked-hard-from-behind look.
I see glorious drama and pain. It's like Downton Abbey except with dumb hillbillies with Adobe Premiere and Movielooks plugins.
Daddy Harris controls his family with an iron fist from God; fear is the heart of love. The girls are brainwashed and forced to write songs about his beliefs because he's too old and creepy. And notice they tension between the two sisters. It's painfully obvious that the lower, uglier sister lives in the prettier sister shadow. Of course, little brother Harris is gay and taking it out on those bongos like he's spanking heathen Bieber.
Type it up! The Learning Channel will buy it.
TLC…someone also needs to be a hoarder and/or midget with a pit bull.
This Impure Thought has been deleted by the administrator's evil hench-bot residing in Ken Layne's External Drive Porn Stash, plugged in next to the closet containing the Gimp.
I guarantee every guy in that video is just there to try to hook up with the two girls.
I luuuuv small boobs – just not these two.
More bass.
more cowbell
"Hey, Kids- Let's put on a show!"
We’ve got a Man who Understands that God Gave the Bill of Rights
And so He said unto Moses, "One day I will provide you with this thing called gunpowder, and thou shall have a right to use it in this thing called a firearm."
"And Lo, I say unto thee, those rights I have not enumerated, shall be given unto the states. Go forth and count thine blahs as 3/5ths people."
Maybe they can get a steady gig at the Creation Museum.
I Made 40sec, but only because the sound was turned off for a bit when I hit Play.
I don't know what it is you see there on the horizon, pretty girl, but it ain't victory.
Game off.
I don't want to cause no fuss
But can I buy your Special Bus? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3Y64dpZGnE
I don't want them raped or anything, but they are mighty tiresome.
Which one is Lamb and which one is Lynx?
Gah, you beat me to it! I searched for the words "Prussian Blue" on the page and thought I had won the afternoon!
Me too. :(
Who cares about these girls and their bad hair- Did you see BO is on the page???
With any luck, the musical career of these two winsome lassies will culminate with them becoming part of T-Pain's posse of gyrating booty girls.
The Prussian Blue girls have become such lovely, God-fearing young women!
http://jezebel.com/5663855/the-white+power-girls-…
(And you Wonketeers are seriously slacking, for leaving that joke around for me to harvest!)
EDIT: Damn you, Generation[redacted]!!!
What about the Bushes, bitches? The old man kept Ronnie out of prison, and Junior was destined to become the Greatest American President Ever just a few short years ago. And now they can't even get a shout out in this lame Caucasian karaoke. How the mighty have fallen.
"The tune's got promise, but it needz moar wang, moar dang, and moar sweet poontang." Ted Nugent
Hey, don't ban me! Ted said it!
Yo First Love, y'all cute and everything, I’m really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish…but this is the greatest Presidential Candidate fan video of all time. Of all time!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKsoXHYICqU
After reading the verse, can't bring myself to click on the clicky place.
It's even worse than you imagine, if that's any encouragement.
Thanks for the warning!JanWhat other people think of youIs none of your business.
Needs more Santorum sign wavers. http://qkme.me/36i9l6
Scary video from the very first notes but went game-on scary when large dad popped into the frame playing bass.
GAME ON!
That was special.
I made it all the way to :20.
Game over.
From the Guardian: Don't be distracted when hearing it if you think it's called "Gay Mon", it's actually "Game On."
Just shoot me…..wait can I say th
Game On? You mean Game Over! And sorry girls, Santorum likes guys…you're just too blind to see it.
I didn't realize that Prussian Blue had undergone an 80s makeover.
These dumb c*nts are the kind of people who are keeping my partner and I from marrying, but according to our new-foundwonkette rules I am not supposed to talk ill of them so you will have to excuse me for my silence when it comes to this "candidate".
Personally, I don't begrudge you a bit for feeling as you do. But I know that refining the focus of your anger will in the end be most effective.
Oh It’s crazy, What’s been slipping through our hands
When
we thewhite People are still supposed to rule this LandRick Understands
/fixed
Well shit. Feather earrings are most definitely over.
oh for fuck's sake.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKsoXHYICqU
2008 was way funner.
Okay fuck I watched it, because I am drunk. But with the sound down. At :45, is she saying "I drink Santorum?" That's what it looks like.
Why do they keep saying "Gay Mon"? Are they Jamacian?
I am suddenly reminded of what a great movie Bob Roberts is.
♫♪ Be a clean livin’ man with a rope in your hand! ♪♫
Nice tune, nice sound, but the lyrics….Must. Find. Ear. Bleach. Oh, and teh gurlz, most fuckable, thankyouverymuch.
Look, there is no way in hell those girls were born before 1990; if they can vote this year, it's definitely the first time. Also I'm pretty sure they know LITERALLY no facts about Ronald Reagan; they just believe that, since Reaganesque is apparently a compliment (!??!?) these days that Reagan was exactly like whoever is their favorite politician right now.
Is it OK if I whistle this song quietly on National Take Your Gun to Work Day?
They're from Michigan???
Umm, Hello? "Reagan" rhymes with "pagan." You left one on the table there, ladies.
So close!
This is exactly what I want my post-Christian sex cult to look like.
Or, since I don't want to sit here and worry about which of my comments are going to be up to wonkette's exacting standards I can take my foul mouth and my ball and go home. Also, condescend much?
Man, why is it all our beloved commenters want free reign for "UN-PC!!!!" or whatever, but laugh back at them and they wanna go home? Dayumm, girl, some of you sound like conservatives!
My previous monocle idea not working for you? How about a nice, white
PersianIsraeli cat?Do not justify or equivocate, simply smite. Arguments are for your equals (and, really, just encourages more).
uh, prolly cause some of us wield the power of the ban hammer and the REST of us don't. DUH.
my foul mouth is not directed towards you or you writers and I apologize if it seems that way. Wonkette has up until now been a safe place to rage against homophobic idiots like santorum and his supporters. If this is no longer the case I will move on, no questions asked. These girls singing are attempting to win hearts and minds against the like of my partner and I and when it comes to that I lose control mentally and verbally.
Jeez dog, chill. Their blog, their rules. No big deal, nothing personal meant, I'm sure. Who really gives a fuck? Not me, fer sure. When you have your own blog you can make the rules, in the meantime, fuck it.
Yeah, I know I need to chill. It is really just the inconsistancy that was bothering me, but whatever. Today I am thinking of changing my name to BigRedButtHurtDog but I like my new sweater so much that I might keep this one for a while.
although having my deleted comment misquoted out of context by a supposed profesional is still slightly annoying. But I will try and learn from your fine example and chill.
Looks good on you! ;)
I loves me some Wonketeers!
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