Universe Eats Own Tail As Breitbart Editor Calls Buzzfeed Video 'Selectively Edited'

"Earlier today, Buzzfeed’s Ben Smith announced on Twitter that video researcher Andrew Kaczynski had released 'the mysterious Harvard/Obama/race video that the Breitbart folks have been talking about,'" writes Breitbart.com editor Joel B. Pollak. BUT IS THERE MORE? THERE IS MORE. "However, the video has been selectively edited." OH NOES! And is there STILL MORE? "Over the course of the day, Breitbart.com will be releasing additional footage that has been hidden by Obama's allies in the mainstream media and academia." WHITEY OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

Perhaps some of you have shot your computer dead, Elvis-style, at the insane gall of a Breitbartista ever gumming the words "selectively edited" if they weren't preceded by "Here on my deathbed I beg the forgiveness of all of humanity, against which I have sinned with my constant and unending smearing of Innocents due to my" and followed by "videos."

But you are not a vile propagandist who sneers at shame and laughs at decency, now are you?

Take it away, Shirley Sherrod: "I strongly believe in a free press and a full discussion of public issues, but not in deliberate distortions of the truth. Mr. Breitbart has never apologized for what he did to me and continues — to this day — to make the same slurs about my character.” Well, he doesn't continue to until today , but certainly as of the moment she filed her defamation suit he did.

Hey, Ben from Buzzfeed, calling for comment? "As I tweeted, we licensed the video from Wgbh, and posted every second we have of Obama talking." He declined to add anything scathingly ad hominem. Pity that. [ Buzzfeed ]