God and your editrix love them some Old Handsome Joe Biden. Such cheer, such kindness, such fool things falling from his real purty mouth. Well good news for us, fellows, as the crack team at HuffPo has discovered secret plans to unearth the World’s Sexiest Grandpa from Dick Cheney’s Lair and send him across the country! So if you live in a place in the country that is full of “working class white voters” or “labor” or “Jews,” you too might get a chance to bask in the gleam off his unearthly choppers!
What “gaffes” will Joe Biden make, all over the country? Any gaffes he wants to, he is an American and as such has First Amendment rights! In the meantime, here is C-Span’s tube of all 90 minutes of his debate with Lipliner Tattoo Model Sarah Palin, for Hope and also to kill time before your gubmint check comes and you can go to the food-stamp store for government cheese. [HuffPo]
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"God and your editrix love"
Sounds so dirty.
She has a snow-on-top fetish?
BECCA! I'm almost as old as Biden!*
(* if by "almost" you mean I know some of the lyrics to songs he would have heard in his thirties)
I thought they were the same person.
I love the part where she calls him O"Biden. It turns out that she couldn't remember his name, hence the "can I call ya Joe?" She still let it slip though.
"This is a Big Fucking Gulp"
Can Palin see defeat from her house?
Team Obama is genius — for Heartland votes, nothing beats an Old White Guy.
Well, except for Obama beating McCain.
Correction: Obama/Biden beating McCain/Snowbilly.
"…for Heartland votes, nothing beats an Old White Guy."
Especially one who will beam happily at everything and everybody he sees in the ol' Heartland.
Shirtless Biden washing his Trans Am or GTFO: http://www.theonion.com/articles/shirtless-biden-…
Big fucking deal.
Is Biden gonna talk about how Obama is all "articulate" and stuff?
It'll be just like the good old days–riding the rails in his wide-leg cords, treating the ladies to his rakish grin, dining on filched apples and sixers of whatever's cheapest, and just plain speaking his mind about whatever to everyone he meets. I tip my hat to our hobo VP.
Biden's campaign music: Big Rock Candy Mountain.
Aw, cute. I like Joe (especially for his work on the VAWA).
What I remember most of what Joe Biden said during the campaign was how disappointing it had been to see what his longtime friend John McCain had manifested into; the exact words escape me…
…but then he winked at the person taking all this down and added "But hey, I gotta thank the old sawhorse: he's pulled a human-sized gaffe so huge it'll distract folks from any of mine, as long as she keeps running that yaptrap!"
"Where all the slut prostitutes be at?"
"Joe Biden 2012 Role: Obama VP To Step Up Campaigning Efforts": in other news, sun rises.
I think Joe's gonna win easy on the 7-11 owners. I'd hope he'd know not to exaggerate the price of a Slim Jim… or know what a Slim Jim is.
http://wonkette.com/449329/sarah-palin-was-also-w…
In Memoriam Anusburgerium
Where are the Anusburgers of yesterday?
Not at the 7-11, for they are not halal.
The Pakistanis have usurped our Big Gulp.
Freedom withers, gasps and dies [spit!]
Showing us the man behind the curtain, eh?
That's what we need: better election nicknames.
"Ol' Handsome" Joe Biden
"Magic" Barack Obama
So Mitt?
Shitmitt. Simplicity is the key.
You know who else was old and handsome?
OMG, Gregory Peck and Paul Newman. Those men are probably handsome corpses.
Jesus? He is white too… bonus!
Ricardo Montalban?
Christopher Lee. Long before he was Sarumon, he won it for me.
My past pet German Shepherd, Max?
MrLimeylizzie is old and so gorgeous that he took my breath away when I first met him. and I still look at him now , 10 years later, and think I am the luckiest woman in the world.
Which makes him the luckiest man in the world. :)
Hmmm, not sure he would agree 100%!
AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccckkkkkkkkk.
Yeesh. Closed the tab until I was sure the Grifter thread had been covered up.
Eh, Uncle Joe, not so bad, then
IT SHOWED UP AGAIN!!!!
I think secretly, our new overlady is a Palinite.
Ever notice how the Pakistani guy behind the register is always talking on his cell phone when you get to the counter with your sixer and your slim jim? I always wondered who they were talking to. Then it dawned on me that they are on the phone with each other! My guess is it's some kinda Sharia conspiracy they're discussing.
"…and then it dawned on me…" <— the intro to every awesome thing my redneck family says about politics.
When I was little I thought it was "and then it don-don me."
A Palin-Obama debate would be a wondrous thing, but what about potential VP debates?
Old Handsome Joe versus Mitch Daniels? Old Santorummy Rick? Old Facially-Creased Rick? Old Crazy Michele? Old Vaginal Ultrasound Probe McDonnell?
The SNL cast needs to start preparing for the possibilities NOW.
I bet Jindal. Just for color.
Ooh, that would be fun! They could get Rachel Dratch to come back and play his role.
Palin: Do you mind if I call ya Osama?
Obama: Bitch, please!
Obama : You want to meet Seal Team Six?
Biden will wash every working class white voters' car for free?
I'm confused. Why do the Jews want to see Joe? Don't get me wrong; I'd LURVE to see Joe (even though I'm not Jewish). Is it because he's the white one?
They were hoping for Mickey Dolenz but now that Davy's dead…
I didn't care about super tuesday, so I've been getting a bumload done this week. Just checked back in and there is Palin . . . followed by Biden?!?
Wonkette, Y U want me work so hard??
I thought he did a masterful job with Saruh in that debate, the wingnuts were ready to pounce on him if he was even a tiny bit condenscending or sexist with her (all of a sudden the wingnuts became "all women's rights"). It was a moment to remember too when she callously cut him off when he mentioned the death of his wife and child.
She was just following her training. Like old grunts sometimes say "fuck" in church, old beauty pageant veterans sometimes interrupt any expression of feelings they encounter.
"It was a moment to remember too when she callously cut him off when he mentioned the death of his wife and child."
I remember that and found it chilling. It wasn't covered in her practice rounds as a possible thing for Biden to say, so she had no idea how to react. I remember her just standing there like a stunned mullet and then lurching back into action with something completely unrelated. It demonstrated so clearly that she has no capacity for any human empathy. The only human that matters to Sarah is Sarah.
I also think the only emotion rattling around in her empty skull at the time was rage that he dared, dared! to upstage her line about how "I'm so noble cuz I'm a mom and you can't possibly know what it's like to have to be there 24/7 for your children."
The whole damn debate? Shit, I'm getting tipsiness flashbacks just thinking about an hour and a half of Palin speaking extemporaneously.
Jeez, I don't have much of a life, but I sure ain't wasting what's left of it watching that shit.
The Joe Biden 2012 Trans-Am Tour! Now with more Trans-Am!
Hey, I watched a couple of minutes of this, for old times' sake…..found a hidden gem: in her first response, the Sarah says: "The barometer has been overwhelming.." Did we already know then?…
I love Joey Biden, just love him, always have.
Yes, yes, yes.
I would run my hands through his plugs any day of the week.
Damn it, all we have here are poor black people and rich old white people. And hipsters. We have lots of sluts, though. Maybe we can get him to come here for the sluts.
"secret plans to unearth the World’s Sexiest Grandpa from Dick Cheney’s Lair and send him across the country!"
Well, at least there will be one person using Amtrak in the coming weeks.
Ah, yes, indeedy, Rebecca, my little chickadee, I hear their gentle voices calling Old White Joe.
"…unearthly choppers." Love you Rebecca.
another gaffey joe lady!
yeah!
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