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TelePRompterZBarack Obama is taking questions from the adorable White House press corps right now. Is this a day for the happy singing of the Al Green and Chicago blues songs? No, this is a day for important issues that affect every American, such as “do you remember how Obama killed Bin Laden?” and also, “When will Obama kill Iran, to help out America’s only superfriends, the Israeli right wing?” Mostly, though, does Barack Obama know what’s in Rush Limbaugh’s heart? “I don’t know what’s in Rush Limbaugh’s heart,” he just said. We do! There are demons in there, big fat demons.


Here he is, talking! Talking about housing, refinancing, Syria (didn’t John McCain already solve that), Libya, whatever. [USA Today/AP]

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