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Sometimes a cigar is a prostituteNational treasure and beloved American public intellectual Rush Limbaugh will join Great Communicators Walter Cronkite, Mark Twain, and Charlie Parker and some others (Harry S Truman, Bob Barker, and John Ashcroft) in the Show Me state’s …. nope. Can’t do it. Here, go read this for a minute and then come back.

Okay, we’ve all digested that? And the fact that this year’s inductees into the Hall of Famous Americans includes His Grossness and Dred Scott? Doughnuts to dollars famously unsuccessfully freed slave Scott (every time he thought he was out, they dragged him back in!) was included for his noted anti-abortion stance. Good, then your editrix will go have a cigarette and her morning cry.

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