It is now time for your Wonkette Monday Game Post! So: what does war-loving Sen. John McCain think the United States should do about Syria? Negotiate with? Mate with? Appease? Wine and dine? Hug? Kiss? Apply crippling sanctions to? Ignore? Ignore? Ignore? Send aid to? Grundle-pump? Send to private school, basketball camp, or the Applebee’s salad bar? Sump’m else? Make your guesses now.
Bomb! The answer is that John McCain would love to “bomb” Syria. Since you all — literally every one of you — guessed correctly, Editor Emeritus Ken Layne will treat each of you to a prime rib dinner at Charlie Palmer’s. Way to go!
(We’ll also accept “grundle-pump.”)