In case you were wondering, beloved minstrel show performer Rush Limbaugh is “sincerely” “sorry” about the “two words” he called Sandra Fluke — slut and prostitute — and as anyone who is sincerely sorry does, took full personal responsibility for them by blaming liberals, who forced him to become a disgusting spewer of ad-hominem insults against nice ladies even though he did not mean them, like them. Blorgle snurfle phlegm, liberals have a “willingness to say or do anything to advance their agenda. But this is the mistake I made,” admitted Mr. Limbaugh, humbly. “In fighting them on this issue last week, I became like them. Against my own instincts, against my own knowledge, against everything I know to be right and wrong, I descended to their level, when I used those two words to describe Sandra Fluke, I became like them, and I feel very badly about that.” He continued, “I have always tried to maintain a very high degree of integrity and independence on this program.” “Integrity” and “independence” is not the language Your Wonkette would have used.

Mr. Limbaugh maintained that his unprecedented apology was not due to financial consideration, as his advertisers have got into a spot of bother, nor was it due to pressure from the GOP establishment, who have seemingly become a little verklempt. (Haha, “pressure.”)

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  • Mr Pre-Press

    Puts the turd into Tourettes nicely.

  • Sue4466

    He's right about not caving to pressure from the GOP establishment. They're more afraid of him than Punxsutawney Phil is of his own shadow.

  • Whew! I was afraid he was going to blame lesbian college professors for this one.

    • CivicHoliday

      that one is coming tomorrow. this is progressive blame-fest

    • Texan_Bulldog

      He's blaming rappers. They call women bad names too….so that makes Rush the victim.

      • horsedreamer_1

        Easy-E was a noted GOP donor.

  • Exhausted66

    I've tried to come up with something clever to say but I just keep typing, Fuck you!

    • CommieLibunatic

      I'd go down the Spider Jerusalem route and submit an essay of nothing but the word "FUCK" written 8,000 times.

    • hollywooddood

      As a slut and feminazi, I'll say fuck you in the voting booth.

    • NellCote71

      Really, that is all that is left to say. Although I am waiting for him to specifically blame Obama.

  • Tundra Grifter

    Sheer InSannity, Off-the-Mark Levin, Boss BlunderRush, and their ilk, claim to have strong "conservative principles."

    Yet they excuse poor behavior by comparing themselves to people they despise.

    Is that how they find North on their moral compasses? They look to the folks for whom they have the least possible respect and them copy those behaviors?

    Boss BlunderRush's pathetic excuse reminds me of Ole Newt cheating on this wife because he loves America so much.

    • Sue4466

      The GOP is, after all, the party of personal responsibility. And given all the other conflicting ideas they hold dear and without question, the excuse of "they made me do it!" makes complete and total sense.

    • Is that how they find North on their moral compasses?

      Yes, it is. Oliver North, to be specific.

    • NellCote71

      You get an upfist for this comparison: "Boss BlunderRush's pathetic excuse reminds me of Ole Newt cheating on this wife because he loves America so much."

  • CivicHoliday

    scapegoating: ur doin it wrong

  • Perhaps Rush could borrow an idea from Mitt Romney and "self-cancel" himself from radio.

  • finallyhappy

    Yes, it was my fault. I am a liberal and called him and told him what words to use. That is how it happened

    • bflrtsplk

      And I hope you are "sincerely" "sorry."

      • Native_of_SL_UT

        I hope you are severely sorry too.

        • tessiee

          Judging by your screen name, can we assume that it was you who supplied Rush with the word "slut"?

    • proudgrampa

      Shame on you! Good work, friend!

  • Tundra Grifter

    Back when I was in high school, a very smart young lady asked me "What is the male equlvalent of 'slut'?"

    I'm still looking for the answer to that one.

    • *raising hand*

    • Callyson


    • DaRooster


    • GOPCrusher


    • Rush Limbaugh

    • ChernobylSoup


    • Mick Jagger

    • themcwow


    • SudsMcKenzie

      Ryan Seacrest.

    • Native_of_SL_UT


    • smitallica

      Lucky, lucky fellow.

    • tessiee


    • Guppy

      Depends on whether or not you consider being a "slut" to be a bad thing.

    • ShaveTheWhales


    • Negropolis

      Wilt Chamberlain.

      No, wait, Neville Chamberlain.

      No, no, wait, all of them, Katie.

    • C_R_Eature

      "Bond. James Bond."

  • Terry

    “In fighting them on this issue last week, I became like them. Against my own instincts, against my own knowledge, against everything I know to be right and wrong, I descended to their level, when I used those two words to describe Sandra Fluke, I became like them, and I feel very badly about that.” He continued, “I have always tried to maintain a very high degree of integrity and independence on this program.”

    Immediately after which, Mr Limbaugh swallowed a handful of pills and booked a weekend trip to Bangkok.

    • anniegetyerfun

      Now, now, he just said "on this program", not "in the girly-boy brothels of Southeast Asia."

      It's still not true, of course, because he's a raging asshole every single moment of every single day of his life.

  • What a sorry ass non-apology. Even the GOP does a better job at apologizing on behalf of Rush.

  • DesertTed

    What a pussy. I bet there's no figure in America who knows prostitutes better than Rush.

    • CrunchyKnee

      Sure, if by "prostitutes" you mean underage central American boys.

      Oh, wait, I see what you did there, yes Limpbaugh is a big fat prostitute…carry on.

  • That must be Saul Alinsky's hand up his ass and not a stick

  • MissTaken

    I would like to preemptively apologize for using the following 18 words to describe Rush as a "fucking pencil-dicked, closeted lover of Puerto Rican rentboys whose smegma-encrusted ball sack hangs to his knees". Sorry.

    • Hey, isn't that the OED definition of "Douchebaugh"!

    • Fukui-sanYesOta

      It was the left-wing which made you say those hurtful things about Rush, who is a bloviating, disingenuous tub of lard who raped and murdered a boy in 2011 while Sean Hannity watched and laughed … wait now they're making me do it!

    • SorosBot

      Hey now, that's not right! He's a closeted lover of Dominican rentboys.

      • MissTaken

        Those damn liberals made me think it was Puerto Rico.

        • Yes, we should be taken out back, tied up and spanked liberally.


          • GOPCrusher

            And then comes the oral sex.

          • smitallica

            Well, I suppose I could stay a BIT longer…

          • snickersnack

            I watched this with my kids for the first time this weekend and completely forgot about this part. "Mom, what kind of sex?"

        • SorosBot

          It's all the liberals' fault! They probably caused that earthquake you experienced this morning too.

  • while it's remarkable that this is what it took for some in the mainstream to realize he's a vile, bigoted, misogynist , it's far from remarkable that Limbaugh continues to whine each (rare) time he's dickslapped by unbridled free market capitalism.

    • GOPCrusher

      Seven corporations have expressed their First Amendment Rights by no longer sending him sweet, sweet, advertising caysh.

    • Swampgas_Man

      It's their freemarket, it's supposed to work for them. Anything else is just liberal interference w/ their freedumbs.

  • Blueb4sunrise

    Testing. Testing.


  • VespulaMaculata

    It's liberals fault he's fat too.

    • I blame Ann Romney

    • GOPCrusher

      Liberal levels of Krispy Kremes.

    • SorosBot

      We also forced him to get addicted to Oxycontin and act like a total shithead with no morals or sense of shame.

      • Naturally! If it wasn't for liberals he wouldn't have to spew his hate-filled rants on the air and having absolutely nothing to rage at, he'd be able to indulge his first love, orchid gardening.

        • 40 or 50 % McShineys

          Or "Kid Gardening."
          A new term for what he does in Dominican Republic

    • horsedreamer_1

      Joan Kroc gave a lot of money to NPR, so, yes, that is true.

  • 2161911

    I had to go out to the car to listen to the first five minutes of today's show. Yes, he did say the words he is quoted as saying. But, from his inflection, I could swear he had his thumb up his ass the whole time.

    • An_Outhouse

      I hope it was his own thumb.

    • SudsMcKenzie

      Did you open the garage door?

  • DaRooster

    "I became like them. Against my own instincts, against my own knowledge, against everything I know to be right and wrong…"

    Yeah Limplog… you have never said a foul thing against anyone before that day, huh.

  • MissTaken

    Wow, not only did his "sincere" apology only address the use of the words and ignore the meaning behind what he said but he also managed to blame liberals for it. Rush has brought the art of the apology to a new low, well played.

    • SorosBot

      "I should have just called her a 'loose woman' and a 'hussy."

      • "Slattern," altho his audience might not ever have gotten that one

        • SorosBot

          Considering that their average age is about eighty, they might.

          • Yes, but they wouldn't be able to hear clearly past the onions tied to their belts.

          • MissTaken

            Which are still the style of the time.

        • NellCote71

          Or "chippy." The favorite of my turn-of-the-century parents (the last century, that is).

    • Well, at least I don't paint myself up like a trollop, you cunt.

      • 40 or 50 % McShineys

        It all makes sense! The liberals got to McCain too!

  • Callyson

    "In fighting them on this issue last week, I became like them."
    Yeah, because liberals always slut – shame women, call advocates for women's equality nazis, and argue that feminism was developed so that ugly women could have a life.
    Yeah, kiss my ass while I take a shit all day, Rushbo…

  • Steverino247

    One of my favorite movie put down lines goes something like this: "Your moral compass is so fucked up, I doubt you could find your way out of my office to the parking lot."

    Mr. Limbaugh has no concept of how to apologize. With nine (ten?) advertisers off his show (and likely hoping the dust settles soon so they can go back), this could get interesting. So, in the interest of promoting commerce (if not better political discourse) let me give him an example of something close to acceptable.

    "I used terms like 'slut' and 'prostitute' in describing an earnest young woman with whom I disagreed strongly. I let my passion on the issue take me too far and I apologize for using terms that certainly do not apply to Ms. Fluke. I promise to be more careful in the future."

    That's as close as he can get, so…

  • Like I said before, I'd be stunned if Rush actually took personal responsibility.

    Does the moon cause tides?
    Can a Leopard change his spots?
    Can a Palin be smart?
    Can the fat fuck be any less of a cowardly shitbag?

    Nope to any to any of those.

  • bumfug

    Too late now, fat boy, your blood's in the water and everyone who was scared of you before is circling…

  • elviouslyqueer

    If would be delicious if Rush's idiocy culminates in his Mama Cass-inspired demise after choking on this l'il packet of yumminess. So, your move, karma.

  • That explains why Fox identified him Saturday morning as "Rush Limbaugh (D-Asshole)"

  • EatsBabyDingos

    Dear Rush: I am sorry you are a douchebag. Really sorry. And I would trade Brightfart for you in a minute.

    Luv, the Devil.

  • GOPCrusher

    “I have always tried to maintain a very high degree of integrity and independence on this program.”

    Monitor. Meet green tea.

  • dijetlo

    Conservatives are idiots and Limbaugh is their king

  • LiveToServeYa

    Well, yes, at long last, he has no sense of decency, vituperous drug addict that he is.

  • SayItWithWookies

    So Rush, when did you first become a liberal? Was it when you told a black caller to take the bone out of his nose? Or later, when you mocked Michael J. Fox by pretending to have the Parkinson's disease tremors?

  • lefty74

    The man has issues. Not only does he have issues, he has a lifetime subscription to ___"fill__in___ the ___blank"_______Magazine.

    • Kidneys4Sale

      Dominican Tween?

  • slithytoves

    Dream on, asswipe. You'll never be like us.

  • FakaktaSouth

    Ah jeez. I need to find out what the new wonkette rules are. I feel a rager coming on and I don't wanna be all deleted by the administrator. Rush, I hope you…wait, seriously, where are the new rules?

    • 2161911

      Rule # 1: Young men die.

      Rule # 2: Doctors can't change rule # 1.

    • The only new rule I've seen is you can't ask how much Rebecca paid for this worthless website.

      Oh. And you can't talk about Fight Club.

      • FakaktaSouth

        Fight club + Me and Rush – now you're talking = but not about fight club, got it.

        • Yes, and elderberries make great blackberries if gooseberries aren't in season

          • FakaktaSouth

            can't – not – say – it … your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. whew. Sorry. I have the Python Tourettes bad.

          • Ah blow mah nose at you!

          • tessiee

            "elderberries make great blackberries if gooseberries aren't in season"

            Was that some kind of encoded way of letting us know that you goosed an elderly person?

          • tessiee

            Please, it's "blahberries".

    • metamarcisf

      Rule number one: Never draft a white guy in the first round.

      • GOPCrusher

        It's OK if it's Aaron Rodgers or Drew Brees.

        • FakaktaSouth

          For every Brees there's a sad little Leaf.

          • horsedreamer_1

            Draft busts come in black & white: Leaf, JaMarcus Russell, Tim Couch, Cade Mc Nown, Akili Smith… & now, we have a Latino — Mark Sanchez — too.

  • Exhausted66

    Maybe he got "prostitute" at his wedding, from Elton John.

  • SorosBot

    He became just like liberals – because it's liberals who consider any woman who enjoys sex a slut and thinks she should be forced to feel shame for her natural desires, who believe the government should be policing what adults do with their genitals in private, and who think employers should be able to force their employees to abide by their religious rules. Right.

    • Let's be honest, this has nothing to do with religion, or even slut-shaming, ultimately: It was about the most influential figure in conservative media attempting to bully a woman into silence by using his platform to heap grotesque abuse on her for several days in a row. And in so doing, to set an example for all women everwhere that might dare have the gall to speak up about their own right to fair treatment, that this is what happens if you try to.

      Everything else about this was frankly an ancillary point: the main point, which was pretty effectively highlighted by Darrly Issa's original "panel on women's health care, for men" was this: Women should shut up, and leave the opinion-having to the menfolk.

    • FakaktaSouth

      I can't tell you how many liberals I have following me around the pharmacy when I goes ta gets mah pills – all yelling "HEY! MAKE ME A PORNO YA PROSTITUTE! THEN PUT IT ON LINE! I SEE THEM PILLS! YOU OWE ME!" (and when did Rush become a health insurance company anyway?)

      • GOPCrusher

        It was the Wild Turkey talking. I apologize.

      • ShaveTheWhales

        I haven't been in Alabama for forty years, honest.

  • Texan_Bulldog

    Yeah, because Lefties are always calling women sluts and prostitutes. Shorter Rush apology: 'if any damn sluts were offended, then they should quit slutting around and I wouldn't have to call them sluts.'

    • anniegetyerfun

      David Frum did a nice little write-up on CNN about similar examples in left-wing media, and how those people apologized (except Maher, who I am still not entirely sure is a liberal so much as a libertarian).

      It's not that leftists never do this, it's that they are usually punished straight away.

      • Can you even call Letterman a liberal? I mean, the guy's got a photo of Mitt Romney on his set. I don't watch the show often enough to know if that's a joke or not, of course, but still…

        • anniegetyerfun

          I'm pretty certain that's a joke. But even if he's not liberal by MY standards, he's a Jew in entertainment, so most wingnuts see him as painfully liberal, obviously.

          • Negropolis

            He's not a Jew, but from watching his show, it's pretty clear he's left leaning, which is suprising from a guy of his age coming out of Indianpolis. In fact, he's not at all afraid to share his viewpoints on things when he has a politician on, which is something I can't say of Jay who wants to badly to be liked that he takes both sides of every motherfucking issue, the coward.

          • anniegetyerfun

            Oh, weird. I swore I saw an episode where he talked about being Jewish.

  • user-of-owls

    Sounds like the fat man is singing. It's over.

    • sati_demise

      One can only hope and pray this is true.

    • ShaveTheWhales

      Well, the fat man is whinging. Not sure it's over yet.

  • Can't we get Rushie the Hut frozen in some Carbonite?

  • Joshua Norton

    descended to their level, when I used those two words to describe Sandra Fluke,

    Dittoheads refrain:
    Well-a well-a well-a huh
    Tell me more, tell me more, did she dress like a whore?
    Tell me more, tell me more, were you able to score?

  • OneDollarJuana

    Rush apologized for using those two words, but he also called the American People pimps. I am offended. I am not a pimp. I don't even own a yellow hat, let alone being a pimp.

    In retrospect, it turns out I do have a yellow hat, but it's a baseball cap. Hardly pimpish at all.

    • BornInATrailer

      Actually, I believe he corrected himself and decided that we're Johns (because we're paying) no pimps. He doesn't really know how that business works because he has people to pay the rentboy pimps for him.

  • An_Outhouse

    I wonder if the non-prescribed blue pills Rush uses when he's raping boys in the Dominican Republic are covered by his insurance plan.

    • NellCote71

      No, he has his housekeeper get them for him illegally, which he picks up in a mall parking lot. Oh, wait. That was the Oxycocaine. Never mind.

  • banana_bread

    Yes, of course it's LIBERALS who will say any vile thing that springs to mind in order to advance their own twisted agenda.

    Rush is the darkest pot that ever called a kettle black.

  • MadBrahms

    Yeah, I totally remember all of those times Rachel Maddow and Lawrence O'Donnell engaged in borderline slander / wanton slut-shaming. Thanks for reminding us of your constant struggle against liberal misogyny.

    (I would like to punch that man in the voicebox, repeatedly.)

    • GOPCrusher

      Well, to be fair, Keith Olbermann refers to Mr. Limbaugh as "The Comedian", which is slanderous to many Canadians.

  • GOPCrusher

    Has Sarah Palin tweeted "Don't retreat, Reload" yet?

    • Texan_Bulldog

      She may not want to remind the world about Bristol..ahem.

    • FakaktaSouth

      See that there is some more of that Viagra/birth-control confusion. Perchance that's why all the Tricks and Traps keep falling out of these people and such…

      • tessiee

        "MAAAAA!!! Bristol did a baby in her pants!"

        • Loaded_Pants


  • sharethegrief

    We need to go more feminazi on his substantial ass.

    • Tilley

      Let me know when, my sister. It's been about 10 years since I really went fully feminazi on a bloated insufferably arrogant gasbag's big fat ass. BTW, thank you Wonkette for existing and allowing me to say so many naughty words without fear of being disappeared.

    • 102415

      Promise me we won't invade his Russia, last time that was not so good.Fighting a land war across the lard in winter is too much marching. Boots boots boots.

  • Rayn_And

    Oxycontin chewing asshole…Damn, I did that liberal thing again.

  • "Against my own instincts, against my own knowledge, against everything I know to be right and wrong, "

    That's the Oxycotin kicking in, Rush. Liberals have nothing to do with it.

  • StarsUponThars

    Rush Limbaugh is to integrity as Catholic priests are to not fucking little boys.

    • Tundra Grifter

      Lotta Wonkettes watched "60 Minutes" last night!

      • StarsUponThars

        I don't have the teevees, what did I miss?

        • Tundra Grifter

          A heart-breakingly sad story about Catholic priests in Ireland abusing young boys.

  • widestanceromance

    OK, everyone, by our collective power, we should all focus on making him think the revolver he is drunkenly playing with is not loaded. . .ready, set, focus.

  • valgal2342

    Damn, I knew I should've gone to law school. I would LOVE to represent Sandra in the slander case of the century. What fun!

  • MrFizzy

    I have been trying to think of what Limbaugh reminds me of, and I have finally come up with the answer – an infected boil. I was going to say carbuncle, but I don't know what that is exactly. Not that it matters.

    • cheetojeebus

      carbuncles are pretty nasty. really nasty, but the stapuff boil is in a class all his own.

      • GOPCrusher

        Ah. A discussion on supperating pustules in a thread about Rush Limbaugh. Who says that Wonkete isn't educational?

    • gullywompr

      Carbuncle is plural for Republican.

      You know, a gaggle of geese… a pod of whales… a carbuncle of Republicans…

    • ShaveTheWhales

      The pilonidal cyst just grew until it encompassed all of Rushie.

  • FakaktaSouth

    The transcript of his show accidentally popped up in front of me – wayward clicking is always such a risk – and this guy cannot stop. HE TURNED DOWN GM YOU HEAR??? HE CARES NOT ABOUT MONEY, it's just his ditto-heads and him. True love always. I am truly digging the kamikaze of it all.

  • a_pink_poodle

    Yeah I think that's about as close to a genuine apology from Mr Limbaugh we'll ever get.

  • Eve8Apples

    He's like Mitt Romney. The more he talks and explains himself, the less the American public like him.

  • DCBloom

    The Liberals made him do it. Well, of course. We started it.

    The Talk was just on. It was great to see Sharon Osbourne talking about how disgusting and bulbous he is. She made the word bulbous sound worse than santorum.

  • Tundra Grifter

    Andrew Breitbart never apologized.

    Of course, to be perfectly fair, so far Boss BlunderRush hasn't either.

  • Come here a minute

    I'm glad Rush explained how liberals made him use words that he did not mean to use. Now he has to explain how liberals made him completely misunderstand how birth control pills work.

  • Ha ha, this old "we're only mean because liberals are so mean" meme again.

    Apparently Rush today also stood by his belief that Fluke should not have been asked to testify before Congress because "she doesn't have any expertise" in this area. As opposed to all the bishops and priests and rabbis we saw lined up at the witness table.

    To her credit, Sandra Fluke on The View said his apology is essentially meaningless and she was glad he hadn't personally called her because she wouldn't want to talk to him.

    Whatta dick.

    • SorosBot

      But how could any woman have any expertise on birth control pills? After all, they're just girls!

      • tessiee

        Now let's all forget our troubles with a big bowl of strawberry ice cream!

  • BigRadio

    I find it absurd that he's abandoned his original "Oh yeah, I use absurdity to illustrate absurdity argument."

  • crybabyboehner

    A class act all the way around.

    • Nostrildamus

      And it's a long, long way around.

  • dijetlo

    You know, in decent countries, this kind of apology usually takes the form of haiku

    Dog shit fed the rose
    A Fluke bloom in the winter
    My tongue dug my grave

    If you're listening Rush, if you REALLY had "conservative principles" you'd realize nothing says "I fucked up" like your severed, malformed head rolling across a sheet of rice paper.

    Just sayin…

    • Nostrildamus

      A head rife with bile
      Spews forth a putrid fountain.
      Piss off you steaming, bloated, shit-stained, pus factory son-of-a-bitch dog-fucker.

    • In decent countries, defamation laws (I'm LOOKING AT YOU, CANADA!) would bankrupt the bloated fat fuck.

    • ShaveTheWhales

      Followed by seppuku.

    • Negropolis

      In decent countries, this kind of shame is rendered in ritualistic suicide. Jus' sayin'.

  • barto

    You know I'm just going to have to take Rush at his word on this one.

    Oh wait, no I don't.

  • I recall Jack Stuef was basically fired by this very blog for using just one bad word. Fired! Your move, Clear Channel.

  • Joshua Norton

    “I have always tried to maintain a very high degree of integrity and independence on this program.”

    This is what happens when a sociopath tries to sound like a normal person.

  • Wonderthing

    The only people who are going to buy this shit are the ones who own Rush blow-up dolls. The dolls with a lifelike prick that they suck.

    • crybabyboehner

      a teensy weensy one

    • tessiee

      A "lifelike" prick?
      That's more than Rush has.

    • Loaded_Pants

      The Real Rush Doll puts all the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade balloons to shame.

  • I can't imagine why his wives keep leaving him.

    • Barrelhse

      Can you imagine getting one of those after she's been used by him?

    • HeadlockSally

      I can't imagine why they keep marrying him in the first place.

  • MissNancyPriss

    I wonder what he will say at the Breitbart funeral. Not making fun of the dead, I really wonder.

    • I'm guessing he'll say something like "Sandra Fluke is a slut and a prostitute." It's just his nature.

    • Barrelhse

      "Slut" and "prostitute?"

    • GOPCrusher

      "The mainstream media wants President Obama to succeed because he is a black President."

    • Loaded_Pants

      If Rush had a moment of clarity and full honesty, he'd say something along the lines of what one of my aunts said at the burial of one of her ex-husbands:
      "Well, we are burying a body of truth today…because it never came out of him."

  • chascates

    Oh, Rusty! You use vile language on everyone! It's why you became a disc jockey in the first place; since you can only interact with people remotely and are deathly afraid of being bullied yourself.
    And your remarks suggesting women need to take a birth control pill after each sexual encounter reveals in spite of your sham marriages you don't know the first thing about female reproduction.

  • rickmaci

    He should have used the Dick Santhorrible cop out: I didn't say those words, I never use those words. I was going to say some word and changed my mind and it just came out sounding wrong. What I said was "sluh" and prha".

  • He's sorry if you didn't hear what he would have said if it wasn't someone else's fault.

  • BarackMyWorld

    Great, now his dittoheads are going to treat him like a martyr.

    • NellCote71

      Martyrs are usually dead, right? Just sayin'. . . .

  • GOPCrusher

    How are his lawsuits going? The ones that he said he was going to file against people that called him a racist.

  • Lionel[redacted]Esq

    Dear Rush:

    Thank you for making sure by your half-ass apology that Conservative's hatred of women and their health issues will continue for a few more days.

  • Preferred Customer

    " I feel very badly "

    Mr. Limbaugh, I am fairly certain you don't feel at all.

    • Loaded_Pants

      The only thing he feels is himself.

      And with that, I will now throw up & cut my own head off with a chainsaw.

  • OneYieldRegular

    Rush who?

  • owhatever

    Strange how that ole free market works, ain't it, Rush?

  • 40 or 50 % McShineys

    Keep digging, Rush.

  • notreelyhelping

    Isn't that kind of like setting a cherry bomb off in your ass, and then saying, I'm sorry?

  • BarackMyWorld


    Yes, the words he used were wrong, but the point he was trying to make was wrong, too! First of all, he insists HE (a tax-payer) has to pay for her coverage. This controversy originally erupted because Catholic bishops objected to church-sponsored employers being told to include contraceptive coverage in their healthcare plans. Limbaugh has erased both the church and insurance companies from this and inserted himself and tax-payer money into it. Second, he insists she wouldn't need the contraceptives to be covered in her insurance if she wasn't sexually promiscuous, because he has no idea how birth control pills work. It is a prescription taken daily, not something only taken on an as-need basis. Third, he is oblivious to the reasons doctors prescribe these pills that have nothing to do with sex.

  • NellCote71

    Well, no wonder Limpbaugh is all out of sorts. It is the anniversary for his oxycontin arrest:

    Everyone, be sure to send him a Happy Anniversary card, Tweet, whatevers.

  • rocktonsam

    Mush was sorry after he lost 10 sponsors.

    Who is the real slut ?

  • Troglodeity

    "Against my own instincts, against my own knowledge, against everything I know to be right and wrong … " I pissed off my advertisers.

  • NellCote71

    The real death of one and the metaphorical death of another wingnut commentator within a week's time? Sweet Jeebuz.

  • I've ignored Rush Limbaugh for years and now all you people won't stop talking about him! Dammit!

  • Personal responsibility!

  • horsedreamer_1

    As my erstwhile Dittohead Nemesis learned, once you stop calling the pretty ones "Popsicle girl", you stand a better chance of getting some.

    & he's an erstwhile Dittohead, true, but I still don't buy his progressive rap — I say he feints left for the nookie. In the end, he's the same whitebread Dirty Stallis cat he always would have been. Just, with a soupçon of "gotta get mine" unionism (his wife is a teacher, but he's self-employed; he's only pro-union for the health insurance — his own).

  • Tilley

    You know what? I'm starting to lose a few degrees of self-esteem each time I purposely read something about this whole clusterfuck. I think I'll stop doing so, now.

  • tessiee

    "I'm sorry the slut prostitute was offended by my calling her a slut prostitute, but there's a very good reason that I called her a slut prostitute — the big bad liberals made me do it."

  • blogmomme

    The marketplace has already spoken against Rush a couple years ago. He wanted to be part owner of an NFL team ( I think the St Louis Rams) and his bid was denied by the NFL and the NFLPA. This was because of the racism that is evident in his rants against President Obama. The players were the driving force behind the rejection of his bid.

  • luckismine

    First they came for the sluts,
    and I didn’t speak out because I wasn’t a slut.

    Then they came for the prostitutes,
    and I didn’t speak out because I wasn’t a prostitute.

    Then they came for me
    and there was no one left to speak out for me.

  • luckismine

    First they came for the sluts,
    and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a slut.

    Then they came for the prostitutes,
    and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a prostitute.

    Then they came for me
    and there was no one left to speak out for me.

  • Now we just have to wait for half-assed apologies from all the dittoheads shouting "Go, Rush!" when he was being a dick. I'm new here, how long does that usually take?

  • Guppy

    "Against my own instincts,"

    What's this? The words weren't ad-libbed or improvised? Sounds like they were scripted, then.

    Where's the TelePrompTer?

  • Fukui-sanYesOta

    I posted a Rush-related joke from Free Republic in this thread and it got deleted without even a "comment deleted by administrator"

    Most odd. Too long, I suppose. I hold no grudges.

  • ShaveTheWhales

    One thing I would like to ask is that whenever one composes an appropriate epithet to describe ol' Rusty, please include either the noun "coward", or, if more suitable in the particular epithet under discussion, the adjective "cowardly".

    Because the great bloated gasbag of dishonesty and middle-school insults is, at his core, a coward, and people should be reminded of this.

    Thank you.

  • So he blames the libruls for making him say those "two words."
    He apologizes for saying them, but not for distorting and lying about her entire testimony.
    Class act.

    Let's hope she sues the shit out of him.

  • C_R_Eature

    So, let me get this straight, Mr. Limbaugh:: "Liberals" made you conduct a 3 day, Internationally broadcast full frontal assault on the character, dignity and personal habits of a private citizen who volunteered to testify before congress about the adverse health effects of women being denied health care coverage for hormonal pharmacologicals that have a wide variety of benefits, among which is Birth Control. Simply because she stood on the "wrong side" of the issue from the Republican party.
    During this extended bout of character assassination, you just happen to fly off the handle (because of Liberals) using those two words in fact and by implication 52 times, claiming – falsely -that she has "so much sex" that she can't afford all those pills (and, as an aside, exhibiting your complete ignorance about how hormonal birth control actually works) And, to top it all off, you are so enraged by Liberals that you demand Ms Fluke record videotape of her sexual encounters and send them to you. I see.
    You claim that you were made so angry – by Liberals – that you descended to our level.

    Mr. Limbaugh. If your behavior is "Descending" to try to reach my level, you are going the wrong way.

    Sincerely, CRE.

    EDIT: Almost forgot: Go Away and Fuck Yourself, you disgusting vacuous overpaid skinbag of middle school resentments, methane, Viagra, Oxycontin and adipose tissue.

  • lulzmonger

    Buck-passing notwithstanding, Troll's Remorse = Rush is a LOSER.

    The sooner Rush models his show on Budd Dwyers' last press-conference, the merrier.

    Remember to aim for the roof of the mouth, Rush.

  • Limbaugh doesn't know how to apologize for anything! And he has finally gone too far and shown the entire world his true inner scumbag! Now AOL, Carbonite, and the few of Rush's advertisers that are standing up for decency on the public airwaves, I salute you. The rest of you should wake up and smell the excrement! My latest cartoon is about this misogynistic bloated windbag that is polluting the national discourse !
    Left of center independent political cartoons

  • ttommyunger

    It's nice watching him twist in the wind, I like it- a lot.

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