Mitt Romney wants to keep those lady voters — for whom Rick Santorum and Newt Gingrich are such natural fits (gross) — so here’s how he tried to compliment wife Ann at a rally today: She’s “the heavyweight champion of my life… I didn’t mean weight! That came out wrong.” It’ll be another sad, silent night of bad teevee and ice cream and turning in early at the Romney household tonight.

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