IN OTHER NEWS GRAVITY IS NOW FAKE  5:45 pm March 2, 2012

Tagg Romney Reveals Unassailable Proof of His Dad’s Coolness

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

This is totally what you were expecting, wasn’t it?

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nounverb911 March 2, 2012 at 5:47 pm

Tagg's coolness comes from the bag of ice his wife poured down his pants.

Callyson March 2, 2012 at 7:37 pm

Can't say I blame her.

thebeatgoeson March 2, 2012 at 7:40 pm

Hey – I almost spit beer on my keyboard!

OkieDokieDog March 2, 2012 at 5:49 pm

Tagg ? WTF? Isn't that a Palin kid?

Anyhoo, no Tagg, you fool, it's not cool.

nounverb911 March 2, 2012 at 5:57 pm

He's Willow's youngest.

iburl March 2, 2012 at 6:47 pm

You may be thinking of Thraggg.

poncho_pilot March 2, 2012 at 6:53 pm

Thraggg sounds like a terrible metal band that might endorse Mitt Romney.

starfanglednut March 2, 2012 at 10:06 pm

The Trogs were great, though.

Angry_Marmot March 2, 2012 at 8:36 pm

Eegah?

LagunaB March 2, 2012 at 9:21 pm

Sarah Palin children's names are:
Bay, Tree, Plane, Gun, etc.

Lascauxcaveman March 2, 2012 at 7:44 pm

Stranglehold on the nomination!

Biel_ze_Bubba March 3, 2012 at 9:10 am

Gagg.

yyyaz March 3, 2012 at 4:36 pm

Fat-cat sleazer.

memzilla March 2, 2012 at 5:53 pm

Oh, Ted Nugent? Really? Someone else who was last relevant about 30 years ago? Yeah. Too cool for school, dood.

DemmeFatale March 2, 2012 at 11:11 pm

Whenever I see "The Nuge," I think of my brothers' tinnitus caused by plastering themselves up against his amplifiers during live concerts. IN THE 70'S!!!

(Hmmm…Maybe the Nuge-caused partial deafness propelled one of my idiot brothers to years as a singer in a Punk band.)

Jukesgrrl March 3, 2012 at 5:28 am

He was never relevant, not even 30 years ago. Popular, maybe. Relevant, no.

DCBloom March 2, 2012 at 5:54 pm

There's a Cat Scratch Fever joke here somewhere…..

Callyson March 2, 2012 at 7:38 pm

Well I don't know where they come from
but they sure do come
I hope they're comin' for me
And I don't know how they do it
but they sure do it good
I hope they're doin' it for free
…um, yeah, I'll keep looking for that joke…

Barb March 2, 2012 at 5:56 pm

Didn't Tagg's mom do the ABC game where you change the first letter of your unborn child's name to see if you can make it rhyme with something the kids will beat him up for? I guess she didn't make it past the letter "E" huh?

poncho_pilot March 2, 2012 at 6:55 pm

just saw it's short for Taggart. so even more fail in all of this.

Biff March 2, 2012 at 7:15 pm

So was this before, or after the terrible fictional character in the terrible movie adaptation of the even more terrible Ayn Rand book? Because that Taggart is a girl, haha!

weej_bain March 2, 2012 at 5:57 pm

Ted Nugent is retŠ°rded Tagg. Better reload.

Maman March 2, 2012 at 5:58 pm

Whoo Hoo! How wicked cool for 1977!!!

DahBoner March 3, 2012 at 9:42 am

Even in 77, Nugent's music was overshadowed by Elvis Costello, Huey Lewis & The News…

SorosBot March 2, 2012 at 5:59 pm

How cool is that? Not cool at all; just like Willard Romney.

MiniMencken March 2, 2012 at 6:00 pm

Refresh my memory. Was Saint Tagg the one who saw up the Angel Moroni's flowy gown?

Schmannnity March 2, 2012 at 6:00 pm

Can Hank Williams Jr. be far behind? But who will get the coveted Lee Greenwood nod?

edgydrifter March 2, 2012 at 6:00 pm

Oh please. KISS or GTFO, Tagg.

Blueb4sunrise March 2, 2012 at 6:02 pm

Yeah, Breitbart was a Nugent fan too.

Fare la Volpe March 2, 2012 at 6:40 pm

Oh fuck it: You know who else was a Nugent fan?

Steverino247 March 2, 2012 at 6:45 pm

Well, I'd say, "All of them, Katie" but someone was begging for the banhammer to be used on anyone who used that expression after the "change in management."

So, I'll go with HITLER! instead.

ifthethunderdontgetya March 2, 2012 at 6:47 pm

DAMN YOU!11!!!
~

Blueb4sunrise March 2, 2012 at 6:51 pm

AotK might work.

iburl March 2, 2012 at 6:48 pm

70's Burnouts?

Blueb4sunrise March 2, 2012 at 6:50 pm

can' t think of a one.

BigRadio March 2, 2012 at 7:50 pm

Milton S. Hershey?

Angry_Marmot March 2, 2012 at 8:39 pm

Now THERE'S a well-worn highway.

ShaveTheWhales March 2, 2012 at 8:32 pm

I'll take some shit for this, but I rather liked the Amboy Dukes.

BigRadio March 2, 2012 at 9:01 pm

At least you didn't name your kid Tagg.

FlownOver March 3, 2012 at 1:08 pm

That was before Ted fried his frontal lobes & journeyed to the center of self-parody. If I were the Gibson folks I'd be embarrassed as hell.

horsedreamer_1 March 3, 2012 at 3:59 pm

Wayne Kramer?

SenileAgitation March 5, 2012 at 12:28 pm

No way, horse, Brother Wayne is about jailguitardoors.org, not nutball right wing jungle antics.

horsedreamer_1 March 5, 2012 at 6:47 pm

Late 90s, I think after the release of Citizen Wayne, the K Man did a coheadlining tour with the Nuge.

Nostrildamus March 2, 2012 at 6:07 pm

With this move, Tagg moves back into first place in the inheritance pool.

poncho_pilot March 2, 2012 at 6:57 pm

it's a shallow pool but hey, it's still some accomplishment. and he's still some pig.

orygoon March 2, 2012 at 6:10 pm

Tagg, are you challenging your dad's "cool" supporters to a Battle of the Bands with Obama's supporters?

Hmmm.

Ducksworthy March 9, 2012 at 8:43 pm

Bring it on! That's a contest I'd love to see. But not hear mind you. Ted Nugent? Kid Rock? Not thanks man.

2161911 March 2, 2012 at 6:11 pm

Tagg oughta shoot for David Lee Roth next. That would be a game-changer.

cheaphits March 2, 2012 at 6:30 pm

And has Donny Osmund been heard from…I thought that would be a gimmee?

DahBoner March 3, 2012 at 9:35 am

Davy Jones said I'm not your steppin' stone…

HistoriCat March 3, 2012 at 3:30 pm

Too soon!

Schmannnity March 2, 2012 at 6:11 pm

Bold Michigan move Ted. Endorsing 3 days after the primary.

Dashboard Buddha March 2, 2012 at 6:17 pm

Hey…give the Motor City Madman a break…he was recovering from a love hangover brought on by a blood lust.

LagunaB March 2, 2012 at 9:26 pm

He couldn't find his dentures.

poncho_pilot March 2, 2012 at 6:11 pm

but what do the surviving members of The Stooges or The MC5 think?

yeah, keep walking Tagg.

Jukesgrrl March 3, 2012 at 5:38 am

Or go for the coveted youth vote. What do the progeny of Patti Smith and the late Fred "Sonic" Smith think of Mitt? Their son Jackson still lives in Michigan with his wife Meg White (yes, THAT Meg White). Tagg, bring me the endorsement of the White-Smiths and I will make a contribution to Mitt's campaign.

poncho_pilot March 3, 2012 at 10:55 am

that's crazy. yeah, i didn't know anything about that.

i know what a blacksmith does but what would a whitesmith do?

FlownOver March 3, 2012 at 1:38 pm

Make horse socks?

KenLayIsAlive March 9, 2012 at 10:04 am

Okay, this is just like … I can't put my finger on it, but this is one of the funniest things I have ever read.

Jukesgrrl March 4, 2012 at 3:54 pm

Something that involves having "morning" be after noon.

horsedreamer_1 March 3, 2012 at 4:01 pm

So, Jackson wanted to marry a worse singer than is his mom?

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

poncho_pilot March 2, 2012 at 6:16 pm

come along if you can.
come along if you can.
take a trip to the land
inside of Tagg's mind.

iburl March 2, 2012 at 6:49 pm

pass.

Loaded_Pants March 2, 2012 at 8:02 pm

Why not? It would be very short.

DocChaos March 2, 2012 at 11:12 pm

But please realize
Youll probably be surprised
For it's the land unknown to man
Where fantasy is fact
So if you can, please understand
You might not come back

not that Dewey March 2, 2012 at 6:17 pm

Tagg Romney — doofus, or sexual predator? The lines are open.

poncho_pilot March 2, 2012 at 6:20 pm

inbred Mormon homunculus?

sexual predator drone?

emmelemm March 2, 2012 at 6:32 pm

Holy – what the fuck did I just look at? Dude is seriously fugly.

Loaded_Pants March 2, 2012 at 7:02 pm

Can't unsee! My eyes almost melted!
WTF is up with Mormons' weird ass teeth/smiles?

DahBoner March 3, 2012 at 9:34 am

Inbreeding.

not that Dewey March 3, 2012 at 9:52 am

He's been called ugly, pug ugly, fugly, pug fugly, but never ugly ugly.

vtxmcrider March 3, 2012 at 12:20 pm

He just bit into a fart.

Blueb4sunrise March 2, 2012 at 6:42 pm

Doofator.

Loaded_Pants March 2, 2012 at 7:03 pm

Definitely a derp.

SorosBot March 2, 2012 at 7:08 pm

What's with those tiny little eyes? He looks like a mole.

Nostrildamus March 2, 2012 at 7:13 pm

Unfair photo. Doesn't show his best feature.

(Hint: it's in his pants!)

Loaded_Pants March 2, 2012 at 7:54 pm

Oh, he's one of those "just put a bag over his head"-types?

emmelemm March 2, 2012 at 9:04 pm

Even if he had a good feature "down there", no one would ever get to see it because it stays locked up in the magic underwear.

Callyson March 2, 2012 at 7:41 pm

First the one, then the other.

Doktor Zoom March 2, 2012 at 8:41 pm

Eight year olds, Dude.

LagunaB March 2, 2012 at 9:27 pm

It's the magical undies.

valthemus March 3, 2012 at 9:23 am

Whoa! Scary link! Why'd you do that to us, Dewey? Here come the night terrors.

not that Dewey March 3, 2012 at 9:34 am

You've been Taggrolled.

vodkamuppet March 2, 2012 at 6:27 pm

Why do my comments keep disapeering? If a double post shows up in an hour, my apologies.

Blueb4sunrise March 2, 2012 at 6:43 pm

It's 'cause a Commie is now running the blog.

vodkamuppet March 2, 2012 at 6:58 pm

Meet the new commie, same as the old commie?

JustPixelz March 2, 2012 at 6:27 pm

Imagine the 2052 campaign when Meghan McCain (R-Cuba) brags about getting Justin Bieber's endorsement.

Schmannnity March 2, 2012 at 6:33 pm

I hate to think what her ample breasts are going to look like 40 years from now.

Loaded_Pants March 2, 2012 at 7:06 pm

Well, thanks to her inheritance, they'll probably look exactly the same.

LagunaB March 2, 2012 at 9:33 pm

Willow Palin/ Davey Jones

not that Dewey March 2, 2012 at 9:41 pm

Too soon!

user-of-owls March 2, 2012 at 10:01 pm

I know, right?! That ticket formed something like four blocks from me!?!?!

LagunaB March 2, 2012 at 11:05 pm

Willow Palin/ Cher!Sent from my iPhone

not that Dewey March 2, 2012 at 11:13 pm

That's more like it.

Sent from my old crappy laptop

mayor_quimby March 4, 2012 at 9:23 pm

Wow, I did the calculations, and I should still be (marginally) alive by 2052. Can I get my seats for the inauguration/superbowl/world cup/UFC bowl now ?
I'll obviously be high on legalized, ultra-strong cannabis, so… Let's Get It On!!

Data Exactly March 2, 2012 at 6:38 pm

Well, hot diggity dogg.

iburl March 2, 2012 at 6:45 pm

Kid Rock and Ted Nugent are on Team Mitt…and on Team Gonorrhea :•(

Extemporanus March 2, 2012 at 6:46 pm

Wagg, dagg, sweet poon Tagg!

Chichikovovich March 2, 2012 at 6:47 pm

Sure, Mr. Smooth Obama has sung Al Green like the second coming of Luther Vandross and sung blues with B.B. King, Buddy Guy and that friend of Charlie Watts. But Mitt will top that: a duet with Nuge on "Wango Tango".

We join the song about halfway through:

Mitt:
Well, it's a brand new dance
Yeah been sweepin' the nation
I said a brand new dance
A rock 'n' roll sensation
Yeah I like it baby, I do it every night
I got to do it 'cos I like it so much
Oh honey believe it baby

Nuge:
You see it's a crazed gyration
of the rock generation
It's my motivation to
avoid the nauseation, frustration
When I need some lubrication – Baby!
Kinda like, goes kinda like this

Mitt:
You take her right ankle out
You take her left ankle out
You get her belly propped down
You get her butt propped up
Yeah lookin' good now baby

Mitt: Tagg, Ted, are you sure this is a good idea?
Tagg: you're sounding great Dad!. Nuge: Yeah, you're soundin' great Romsterman!

Nuge:

I think you're in the right position now baby
Yeah but if you ain't quite ready I'll make sure everything is a little bit nicer 'cos
I'm gonna get a little talcum
I'm gonna borrow it from Malcolm
Mitt: Who's Malcolm? Is there gay sex in this song? I'm running for President, for God's sake.
Yeah you look so good baby
I'm startin to drool all over myself
I got the droolin', droolin'
get all wet, salivate, salivate
I got salivate late, salivate late, salivate late
Got salivate, salivate,
salivate, salivate, heh heh heh
Yeah you look so good baby, I like it
I like it, I like it

Tagg: You're the coolest, Daddy-o.
Mitt: Is that a video camera over there? Get that guy!

Steverino247 March 2, 2012 at 6:47 pm

Zombie Hendrix (and wouldn't THAT be something) endorses Obama!

poncho_pilot March 2, 2012 at 6:52 pm

i don't…live today.
maybe tomorrow, baby.
i just can't…braaaaainsss!!!

Lascauxcaveman March 2, 2012 at 7:54 pm

Oh yesss … and Zombie Cooke, Zombie Morrison and Zombie Joplin (Janis, not Scott).

doloras March 2, 2012 at 9:20 pm

Zombie Neil Peart endorses Ron Paul!

… wait, what?

horsedreamer_1 March 3, 2012 at 4:04 pm

Closer to the heartless.

ifthethunderdontgetya March 2, 2012 at 6:51 pm

Yeah, Tagg.

It doesn't get any cooler than this.

IF you're a Reptiloid.
~

Guppy March 2, 2012 at 6:54 pm

What is it with Romney and animals/musicians who defecate themselves?

DocChaos March 2, 2012 at 6:56 pm

Tagg is 42 years old. I'm sure he has his finger on the pulse of today's happening sounds, and sees that young America is ready to rock the vote with Bob Ritchie and The Nuge.

starfanglednut March 2, 2012 at 10:16 pm

I'm 49, and even I don't think Ted Nugent is cool. Didn't he eat raw meat or something?

(finger tired,can't reach google machine)

Jukesgrrl March 4, 2012 at 3:57 pm

42? Does he already have his own grandmormons?

imissopus March 2, 2012 at 6:58 pm

Calm down, Tagg, we know how your dad feels about changing his kids' diapers.

Chichikovovich March 2, 2012 at 6:58 pm

Since Mitt is thrashing around the underbrush looking for any 40-years past his prime rock dinosaur from Michigan to join his camp, why not go even farther back to Bay City's own "? and the Mysterians". I have no idea what a Mysterian is, but I'm pretty sure that whatever it is, Mitt is one. And "96 tears" would be the perfect theme song for Mitt's campaign.

Match made in heaven, Mitt – get your people to give ? a call.

Jukesgrrl March 3, 2012 at 5:51 am

Hey! That's an ultimate garage band song. Don't fuck with it. "Too many teardrops for one heart to carry on." That's po-et-tree, child! Not to mention the falsetto is killer.

Chichikovovich March 3, 2012 at 8:18 am

Don't get me wrong, I love the song. Just saying that if things keep going the way they've been going, Mitt's campaign may turn out to be somewhat – shall we say – lachrymose.

horsedreamer_1 March 3, 2012 at 4:05 pm

Yeah, but they're Messican.

arihaya March 2, 2012 at 6:59 pm

draft dodger terrible singer endorsed draft dodger terrible candidate

I said this is match made in heaven

Chichikovovich March 2, 2012 at 7:03 pm

Did Mitt also get out of the draft by showing up to the draft office without having washed, changed his clothes, combed his hair or wiped his ass for a month and toting a big fresh dump in his pants? Amazing. It's like the two of them were long lost twins.

Jukesgrrl March 3, 2012 at 5:53 am

And you can bet tying an animal to a car is the best thing The Nuge has ever done to one.

MadBrahms March 2, 2012 at 7:12 pm

AND Kid Rock? He's almost got the white-trash cock rock vote locked down. If he gets Warrant to endorse, it's all over.

littlebigdaddy March 2, 2012 at 7:20 pm

And Insane Clown Posse? Now that Bachman's out, I mean.

Chichikovovich March 2, 2012 at 10:26 pm

Even if she's out of the race ICP is sticking with her. Because she's totally down with the clown.

horsedreamer_1 March 3, 2012 at 4:06 pm

Mitt's campaign makes me think a Great White endorsement would be more fitting.

littlebigdaddy March 2, 2012 at 7:14 pm

Let's see there "Tagg," in terms of Detroit musicians (of which there are quite a few, BTW) I would say that even Bob Seeger is cooler than Ted Nugent. When your dad gets to use "Hollywood Nights" as his walk-on, come back and tell me about it.

Biff March 2, 2012 at 7:31 pm

Where's Mitch Ryder when you need him?

starfanglednut March 2, 2012 at 10:18 pm

Oh, let's just turn the page.

LetUsBray March 2, 2012 at 10:25 pm

Come mid-November I can see him singing:

I know I'm gonna miss the USA
I know I'll miss it every single day
But no one loves me here anyway…

Chichikovovich March 2, 2012 at 10:25 pm

If Mitt does win, I think I'm going to Katmandu.

Monsieur_Grumpe March 2, 2012 at 7:24 pm

Tagg would be a good name for a mullet model.

DerrickWildcat March 2, 2012 at 7:44 pm

C'mon now pretty Mama
I hit ya cause I love ya
I didn't mean to make ya cry
So stick your pretty face between my thighs

YEAH, OH YEAH
GIVE IT TO ME NOW!

Jukesgrrl March 4, 2012 at 4:00 pm

DerrickWildcat! Go to your room!!!!!

aguacatero March 2, 2012 at 7:56 pm

Tagg is it.

axmxz March 2, 2012 at 8:26 pm

You hep cats, you.

Nostrildamus March 2, 2012 at 8:32 pm

Bingo!

PuglyDoRight March 2, 2012 at 8:38 pm

And what's cool about Kid Rock? Didn't he videotape himself getting blowjobs? And does Tagg/Mitt/any Romney know the words to "Wang, Dang, Sweet Poontang?"

snoopyfan2010 March 3, 2012 at 10:29 am

I wondered about the same thing. That's family values for you.

Jukesgrrl March 4, 2012 at 4:04 pm

See, if we actually had a mainstream media with balls, someone would ask that very question.

Wolf Blitzer: I understand you've received an endorsement from Kid Rock. Do you know he videotaped himself getting that thing President Clinton was impeached for?
Rmoney: I was against it before I was for it.

mookwrthwilson March 2, 2012 at 9:00 pm

Did Mitt Romney also shit himself when he was called for the draft?

Jukesgrrl March 3, 2012 at 5:55 am

No, he just ran away to FRANCE.

Beowoof March 2, 2012 at 9:22 pm

Wang Dang Sweet Poon Tang, just one Ted's magical love ballads of the 70's:

That Nadine, what a teenage queen
She lookin' so clean, especi'lly down in between
What I like
She come to town, she be foolin' around
A-puttin' me down as a rock-and-roll clown
It's all right

(Wang dang sweet poontang)
(Wang dang sweet poontang)

Wang dang, what a sweet poontang
A-shakin' my thang as a rang-a-dang-dang in the bell
Ooh, baby
She's so sweet when she yanks on my meat
Down on the street you know she can't be beat
What the hell

(Wang dang sweet poontang)
(Wang dang sweet poontang)

All right, baby
You see what I got here in my hands
I got it right in my hands
Just for you, baby
I think I'm gonna yank on it one time
Look out!

Wang dang, what a sweet poontang
A-shakin' my thang as a rang-a-dang-dang in the bell

She's so sweet when she yanks on my meat
Down on the street you know she can't be beat
What the hell

Jukesgrrl March 3, 2012 at 5:56 am

Where in the hell is Tipper Gore?

FlownOver March 3, 2012 at 4:09 pm

Your move, Old Possum.

Arken March 2, 2012 at 9:56 pm

Only the cool kids have their dads living in their basements.

LetUsBray March 2, 2012 at 10:26 pm

Ted Pantload? Kid Suck? I guess these are the endorsements you tout when Spinal Tap has told you to fuck off.

FlownOver March 3, 2012 at 1:44 pm

They know a wanker when they see one.

fartknocker March 2, 2012 at 10:36 pm

Ted Nugent for all his bullshit bravado lives in Crawford, TX. I have friends in Crawford and they have concluded he is a gaping asshole. GWB2 had a ranch in Crawford. That's all I need to know about the Ted Nugent. An endorsement from Romney's son who has probably never worked a day in his life being a $20 million trust fund baby makes his endorsement irrelevant.

snoopyfan2010 March 3, 2012 at 10:36 am

I agree. Wish I could give more up fists.

BarackMyWorld March 2, 2012 at 10:59 pm

Its not like Obama was going to carry the white trash vote anyways.

snoopyfan2010 March 3, 2012 at 10:30 am

Are you sure about that?

HistoriCat March 3, 2012 at 3:39 pm

Can't you see that he's near?

snoopyfan2010 March 3, 2012 at 11:54 pm

You never know. Some like to jump the fence.

johnnyzhivago March 2, 2012 at 11:04 pm

Mitt's on pins and needles waiting for the Perry Como endorsement.

Captain_Klutz March 2, 2012 at 11:07 pm

Tagg (really?) & Mitt are excited by Ted & Kid!!!!!!! . . . .zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz . . . Since both are LOUD, arrogant no talent dickheads, who cares? Who will be next . . . Toby Keith?

Tagg, why don't you get a real job–instead of pimping for your two-faced papa Mitt?

BZ1 March 3, 2012 at 11:58 am

Surprisingly, Toby Keith is a Democrat, and endorsed Obama in 2008

DerrickWildcat March 2, 2012 at 11:12 pm

Has Tagg listened to Nugent's classic 70s hit, "Gonna go to Utah and Rape me Some Sixteen Year Old Mormon Bitches (Theys Gonna Scratch me Where it Itches)?"

Negropolis March 3, 2012 at 12:51 am

Ted is unapologetically unhinged. I guess if Ted "one gun short of a massacre" Nugent is cool, I don't know what cool is and don't want to know. Some of his "highlights" as of late:

Referring to Michigan governor Jennifer Granholm (in office 2003-11), during performances he would frequently interject "Jennifer Granholm, kiss my ass" into his songs, and shoot an arrow at her likeness. In a 2007 interview, in discussing running for governor of Michigan, he stated that Granholm "is not doing an ugly job, but as the perfect woman, she is scrotumless"

and this:

At a concert on August 21, 2007, Nugent made controversial comments about Democratic Party presidential aspirants Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton and California's senators Barbara Boxer and Dianne Feinstein. He complained, "Obama's a piece of shit, and I told him to suck on my machine gun."

So, yeah, fuck Ted Nugent. Fuck 'em with his machine guns.

horsedreamer_1 March 3, 2012 at 4:08 pm

Truly, Ozzy is more lucid.

Loaded_Pants March 3, 2012 at 7:45 pm

What is up with all these has-beens supporting the never-will-bes?

ttommyunger March 3, 2012 at 8:02 am

Wow, Ted (Tiny Goober) Nugent, no less. Now if he could just get the coveted Lee Greenwood endorsement…..or Toby Keith.

BZ1 March 3, 2012 at 12:04 pm

Toby be a Democrat, no kiddin'

ttommyunger March 3, 2012 at 2:26 pm

Still a Doofus. Democrats are only marginally less corrupt than RepubliKlans in my opinion. I carry no water for them.

DahBoner March 3, 2012 at 9:27 am

I'm waiting to see which one Fess Parker likes…

valthemus March 3, 2012 at 9:40 am

If you ever start to feel that, "Gosh, my IQ is so high… I really need to shave off a few points," go read Ted Nugent's editorials for The Washington Times. In the latest one, he demonstrates his staggering profundity by noticing that "Words mean things." If there were no byline, you'd swear they were written by someone who'd just gotten his first pair of big boy pants.

mavenmaven March 3, 2012 at 10:16 am

One Hit Wonders for Mitt!

natoslug March 3, 2012 at 10:12 pm

Don't you need to have a hit to be a One Hit Wonder?

BZ1 March 3, 2012 at 11:31 am

Isn't Nugent certifiable?

tallmutha March 3, 2012 at 11:59 am

When do Insane Clown Posse join the other great Detroit musicians on Team Mitt?

mrblifil March 6, 2012 at 11:43 am

Where are The Stooges in all this? Someone needs to send Tagg a copy of Search and Destroy.

KenLayIsAlive March 9, 2012 at 10:09 am

Mittens, how do they work?

LouderKlim March 3, 2012 at 2:09 pm

KId Rock and Nugent back Mitt ? Wow – Mitt only needs Peanut Eminem to complete the holy trinity of Michigan's musical d-bagz. Best of luck to him.

annettaj March 3, 2012 at 5:48 pm

Another clueless Romney.

poorgradstudent March 4, 2012 at 6:19 pm

Wait, Kid Rock has endorsed Mitt Romney?

Now more than ever we need Zombie Warren Zevon to come and slowly kill Kid Rock for completely ripping off "Werewolves of London."

Neoyorquino March 4, 2012 at 7:49 pm

Is it suddenly 1978 again? Wango ze Tango, and all that.

PuglyDoRight March 5, 2012 at 8:18 pm

When will Andy Williams endorse? (He's still alive, isn't he?)

mrblifil March 6, 2012 at 11:42 am

On the upside, when Nugent finally cracks he'll probably take out a bunch of folks unlucky enough to be near at the time.

KenLayIsAlive March 9, 2012 at 10:10 am

Anyone who gets that close to Ted Nudgent probably deserves it.

KenLayIsAlive March 9, 2012 at 10:08 am

Kid Rock sucks. That is all.

sgtsphinter March 11, 2012 at 5:19 pm

When informed of Ted's endorsement, Mitt exclaimed, "I'm a big fan of Tad Nugget's music, just ask Ann." Meanwhile Tagg was caught furiously humping Ted's man thigh, eyes rolled back in his head.

poncho_pilot March 3, 2012 at 11:26 am

"i want to spend my life with some girls like you.
ba ba ba baaa ba ba ba ba
you'll do everything that i tell you to.
ba ba ba baaa ba ba ba ba
and then when i die
off to Kolob i'll hie
like Super Man.
ba ba ba baaa ba ba ba ba
ba ba ba baaa ba ba ba ba"

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