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Sexpot Lady Journo Twitter Pic.Weep, weep, Wonkette, for your fallen prince Ken Layne. Okay, that’s enough. Oh, I see I might have scared you, since there is apparently a surfeit of youngish people falling over dead these days. (Davy Jones, you were the girl that I knew somewhere!) No, no, Layne is fine. He is just old and tired and hates all of you, each, individually. And so I am here to bring some laughter and love to your marathon sessions sitting on your couch, “looking” for “work.” (Dope and Cheetos.)

My qualifications for purchasing and running Your Wonkette include a sunny disposition, bountiful compassion, terrific spelling, middling wit, and the fact that I was unhindered by any sort of job that might have impeded my ability to type dick jokes on the Internet.

Haha, I worked in newspapers. That is its own punchline, right? But now that I am a Businesswoman and a Job Creator instead of a filthy Poor, I expect my politics to change some, so don’t expect lots of Socialisty Obamatard posts like I might have offered up when I was a socialisty Obamatard. Where before I might have offered my sad unemployed loser’s widow’s mite to a homeless, or an environmental group, or poor underfunded President Soul Train, I will now probably cleverly kick those same homeless, yell at the environmental groups, and call President Soul Train possibly racist things like “President Soul Train.” Hey, he’s the one who can’t shut up with the Al Green.

As to the rest of the site, all the bloggers you know and love will continue until I have run it into the ground and can’t afford to pay them anymore, which is part of my SECRET PLAN to turn Wonkette into the one thing I’ve always really wanted: a Mommy Blog. Sometimes I will be tender, and occasionally bemused, and when you’re really lucky I will put my fists on my hips and be wryly FED UP! How charmed we shall all be by the sweet antics of and darnedest things said by whichever tyke I have stolen off the bus. Who said Los Angeles has no public transportation?

But until such time as I have properly Ruined Wonkette (shouldn’t take long, here’s hoping), we will continue apace, with the mocking of the Teanuts and the Wingtards (did I get those right?) and Andrew Breitbart. Wait, what? GODDAMNIT.

Courage.

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359 comments

    1. JustPixelz

      Probably wields her blue pen* like a whip.
      ____________________
      * ancient technique for editing on paper**
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      ** part of a newspaper; google it

    2. ChernobylSoup

      I do believe "editrix" just earned a permanent place in the Wonkette lexicon. I like it.

      1. vtxmcrider

        Becky sounds more like a Domineditrix. And I called her Becky because she probably hates it. She has to accept that it ain't all peaches and cream. But the real question should be: Is she as attached to the buttsecks as Ana-Marie Cox?

        1. WunkRocker

          Whatevs. WAKE UP SHE-OPLES! Ken Layne is gone right after Breitbart!!!one
          1) Obviously Ken Layne WAS Ken Lay AND Andy Breitbart
          AND/ALSO
          2) This Becky Shanktopf or whatever is part of Lay/ne/Breitfart's cross-dressing, Sissy Slut training, LA Mafia remake.
          3) Profit
          Also. Well good luck or something. There's no whisky in that bottle in the top desk drawer. But the gin in the bottom drawer is really Everclear.

      1. Gunner Asch

        I somehow missed that post the first time around. I guess after that welcome Becky/Rebecca knew what to expect from this batch (and chose to come here permanently anyway!!??!!)

      1. Barb

        Remember how when Ken gave us all a pack of Little Debbies and a pack of Newports for posting our first post? I wonder what Rebecca has in her gift bags for us?

          1. UnholyMoses

            And the buttsechs. Don't forget that!

            (And, yes, I go back that far, too, though under a different name.)

          2. DustBowlBlues

            I remember. I never posted, I don't think you were allowed to, but got tired of seeing those pictures of famous people I'd never heard of who were spotted on the street in DC and finally quit reading because I was tired of that fucking panda.

            As I recall, I came back in 2004 after the election when I was ready to buy a gun (or borrow a couple of tommy guns from any of my neighbors–2nd Amendment!) and kill every Republitard in town. (Town: pop. 2,000, 1,983 dead).

        1. flamingpdog

          Pack of Little Debbies and a pack of Newports for posting our first post?!?1? All I got for my first post was bounced because I mindlessly included the word "re+arded" in it, right after Riley was getting his ass kicked for the r-word thingie! Fortunately, I suckered our benevolent overLayne into letting me back on by dropping a few names of other Wonketeers (you know who you are). I'd settle for a Little Debbie now. (Do I need to provide her last name?)

    1. orygoon

      Jesus, Barb, didn't they tell you that they took your monthlies away? And don't you tell me you miss them, because then I will cease to peg you as insanely brilliant, and merely think you are insane.

      1. DustBowlBlues

        Neither do I, except I wish I hadn't gotten wrinkles, arthritis, thinning hair, and lost my short term memory in exchange.

          1. gurukalehuru

            It's a floor wax! (slap) It's a dessert topping! (slap) It's a floor wax! (slap) It's a dessert topping! (slap) It's a floor wax AND a dessert topping!

  1. MrFizzy

    First Breitbart, now Layne. I may not make it through the weekend without single malt scotch. Of course I haven't in years. Nevermind.

      1. Nostrildamus

        Zombie-vampire was his last incarnation. I think slime mold is up next. Either that or a kitty.

  2. SexySmurf

    Great, a chick editor. Now every post is going to be about either shoes, The Notebook or our feelings.

    1. Dashboard Buddha

      Or Pinterest…I understand the ladies dig that site. Although, I wonder if Jeremy has shown any Linterest there.

      1. HateMachine

        Or the seven tips to drive him wild.

        And by "him" I mean "me." I can't figure this shit out for the life of me.

    2. Fare la Volpe

      I'm waiting for the in-depth analysis of how Republicans are like Edward (whiny, bloodsucking, white as the driven snow) and Democrats are like Jacob (hippies, closet cases, always a bridesmaid never a bride).

      1. Lascauxcaveman

        Oh! And how the American voters are like Bella; dumb, vapid, clueless, yet somehow desirable, the ultimate prize?

    3. DustBowlBlues

      If she has a guest blogger who reviews shit movie like The Vow, it'll be worse than the panda.

  3. Maman

    Barb has the little kids, but I have the teens meaning that I am now longer a mom which is why I comment here on Wonkette. If you are looking for denizens for a Dickensian workhouse I offer you mine so I can get back to swilling wine and snark.

    1. Barb

      My kids are younger and are entitled to those janitorial jobs. Jesus, what is America coming to if we can't exploit the little children?

      1. flamingpdog

        Wait til Papist Ricky gets into the White House and prepardons every Catholic priest for whatever he may or may have not done in the past or forever into the future.

    1. V572 Flambé

      Remember "In the Wink of an Eye," where Kirk banged the beautiful green alien? So hawwtt! Everything was speeded up except her orgasm.

  4. TinyDespot

    All hail our new Queen who shall teach us women all how to proper clasp Knee Aspirins.

    Does this mean Ken is free to come live in my basement and please me at my whims?

  5. Joshua Norton

    Trucknuts. Don't forget trucknuts.

    (you, like, paid actual monies for this site? I didn't know that was an option. My 401k just isn't losing money fast enough. I could have ponied up a couple of the hundreds of dollars that's left in it.)

    1. HateMachine

      Just declare yourself Emperor of the blog already.

      Send our Commie Editrix semi-frequent edicts on your expected editorial direction, and whatnot. Abolish cat photos. All that fun Emperor shit.

    1. HateMachine

      I think we ought to keep the regulations out of that one. Every time I'm ready to retire an ancient, awful joke, someone goes and does genuinely good work with it.

    2. JustPixelz

      "All of them, Katie"

      WOW! Has it been nearly four years since Sarah Palin™ pointed out her elitist intellectual curiosity had (literally) no boundaries?

    1. V572 Flambé

      This is the kind of tawdry bad taste that makes Our Wonkette our Wonkette. Thank you, kind sir.

      1. KeepFnThatChicken

        I actually did a mandatory "FAP" line and backspaced over it. Now I feel like a pussy.

  6. Data Exactly

    Ladies and gentleman – we have the new big giant face of Wonkette. Not that anybody here remembers her. Or Snorg Girl. Nobody REALLY remembers her. Or my dope and cheetos. I'm always running out of those.

    This welcoming session is OVER!!!

  7. weej_bain

    impeded my ability to type dick jokes on the Internet

    What about buttsechs, Rebecca? The Wonkette has a long tradition of being the locus of intertube buttsechs, going back to Wonkette Emeritus Ana Marie Cox.

  8. SexySmurf

    I'll give Becky the same advice I give all fresh meat: Don't make fun of retards.

    Or Andy Breitbart's alleged love of auto-erotic asphyxiation.

  9. Fare la Volpe

    He is just old and tired and hates all of you, each, individually

    Yes, Mistress. Now call me a filthy little fox and make me wear the leash.

    1. mrpuma2u

      Editrix/Mistress I have a couple floggers and riding crops I would happily loan for disciplining the troops. Naturally, I will want to watch.

  10. flamingpdog

    Bring Benincasa back??? Even though the slattern had something actually kind of nice to say about Breitfart on her Facebook page yesterday!

      1. flamingpdog

        She's probably on the Tweeter right now with ReBecca cooking up a deal to sell teh Wonkette a thousand copies of her book to be given away as sign-up bonuses for teh Wonkette so she can drive up her numbers on the best-seller lists.

  11. Goonemeritus

    Welcome Rebecca I trust Ken gave you detailed care and feeding instruction for us. If I were to emphasize one thing it would be to not let broader Wonkette nation get too optimistic. We need discipline lots and lots of discipline.

    1. bureaucrap

      Huh? I'm not allowed to ask "how much did you pay for that piece of *&%(#"? Is that question too rude? Is there now a "too rude" at Wonkette? Uh oh, things really have changed…

      1. HateMachine

        I think the objection is actually to the notion that it might have been worth anything at all.

      2. HistoriCat

        The editrix is just upset because she was "negotiating to acquire a very well-branded national blog" … and then proprietor died unexpectedly yesterday. So she bought Wonkette instead.

      3. NYNYNYjr

        Do you know who else cracked down on her enemies ruthlessly after achieving power? Michelle Obama.

  12. Callyson

    I am here to bring some laughter and love to your marathon sessions sitting on your couch, “looking” for “work.”
    Or in my case, doing the above while "studying" for an "accounting" class where the prof can't keep his Republican bias out of the classroom to save his life…save me, Rebecca, save me!
    Seriously, welcome aboard…

        1. actor212

          Thank you for your comment. I'm currently in my bunk and will be unavailable to reply at present. Please leave your messsage and I will respond as soon as I run out of Kleenex.

      1. Chichikovovich

        I did your suggested Google search, and I was absolutely delighted to discover that Ms. “Accurately Named" Schoenkopf has an impressive, expansive, compelling and well-rounded pair of intelligence and cutting wit.

  13. HateMachine

    Meet the new boss, possibly a shit-ton more cheerful than the old boss.

    Not that I won't miss you, Layne. Nobody makes crippling depression funny like you, you bearded bleak-ass motherfucker.

  14. MissTaken

    Yay a female Wonkette! Can we now finally stop with the transvaginal ultrasounds before we hit the "Submit Comment" button?

    Wait, what? I'm the only one who has to do that?

  15. Schmannnity

    Just be sure to take your vacation for the two weeks leading up to and including Sarah Palin's youngest child's birthday.

  16. Lascauxcaveman

    Cool! Ken's finally sold out. This means Ken's a dot com millionaire now!

    Also me likes pretty female editrix'. Me used to work on newspaper, too. Me write good.

    (Also, too, good luck with your future endeavors, Kenny. May you find them much more joyful. BTW, oes this means the Corvids will be touring full time now, or are you just going to sit back and enjoy your internet riches?)

  17. SorosBot

    I think the first thing we need to do is offer Rebecca a big, heartfelt preemptive "we're sorry".

    1. actor212

      "I don't know what I'm going to do to piss you off, but I want to offer my sincerest apologies in advance for it, and I'm off to my room to think about what I will have done."

      I still can't figure out why my marriage didn't work…

    2. Geminisunmars

      If we say anthing that will offend you, we will be very sorry that you are offended.

    3. Chichikovovich

      And more importantly, a preemptive:

      This comment has been deleted by the administrator

  18. orygoon

    Um, New Lady from SoCal, just exactly where were you night before last, a little after midnight?

    1. actor212

      Ooooh, you think this is like a Crips thing, where you get to drive down a highway with your lights off and then off the first dude that flashes his at you?

      NICE TOUCH! I wanna work here!

  19. SayItWithWookies

    Welcome, Rebecca! I look forward to you being the Augusto Pinochet to Ken's Salvador Allende. I just hope there'll be water cannons.

        1. Jukesgrrl

          I would prefer being locked in a double-wide trailer for seven weeks and forced to prepare a written document of my sins. Thank you.

  20. Doktor Zoom

    And she remembered to include alt-text on her inaugural post. This bodes well for the future.

    And you know, not a lot of things bode at all these days. Some people might even say that boding is just not done anymore. But this? This was no boding accident.

    1. Chichikovovich

      Some people might even say that boding is just not done anymore

      Not true at all. I had four bodings of disaster just this morning.

  21. Tundra Grifter

    I, for one, welcome our new female overlord.

    Ana Marie left some nice cups to fill.

  22. littlebigdaddy

    Rebecca, you're my kind of girl! Welcome! You take us back to the days of Ana Marie!

    1. Doktor Zoom

      There used to be a punk band called "Sandy Duncan's Glass Eye." Among the Best Band Names Ever, I think. Right up there with my personal favorite, "The Very Idea of Fucking Hitler"

      1. DCBloom

        Right now I am wearing a hoodie from the band "Your Momma's Big Fat Booty Band"

        Their music is ok, but their name is fabulous

        1. Doktor Zoom

          Current favorite band name: Stew and the Negro Problem

          (and Stew is the only black member of the band)

          1. horsedreamer_1

            I want to say my favorite band name is Thomas Jefferson Slave Apartments, but it's a bridge too far for an all-white band, snarking as they might be.

            So, instead, the honor remains with GG ALLIN & THE MURDER JUNKIES.

    2. SenileAgitation

      Brings to mind the joke about the fellow with the fake eye made of wood who asks the gal with the fake wooden leg if she'd care to dance. Her response of "Wouldn't I!" is countered by "Pegleg!" Sorry.

    1. BearNoLike

      Yeah but if she isn't funny… then I guess we'll just keep coming back here again and again until some commenter makes it funny again.

  23. ElPinche

    A wimmins in charge??!?! Oh great, Wonkette is the new political Jezebel . We'll be seeing stories on Michelle O's menstrual cycles, more Kate Middleton, and nancy graces fat nipples. I WUNT MY WONKETT BACK !1!1!

    Update: I just saw her boobs. YAY!!!! Welcome!

  24. ThundercatHo

    What, no "Whosbecky-becky-becky-stan" jokes? You guys are already slacking. Welcome Miss S. and I hope you've had all your shots. Keep the barf bags and moist towelettes handy. A well-stocked bar and medicine cabinet couldn't hurt either.

  25. BlueStateLibel

    Was the coup bloody or non-bloody? Do we get to see pictures of bodies to make sure that it REALLY happened? How can we be sure?

    Also, I'm sure everyone will dearly miss Ken's uplifting posts that made everyone want to commit suicide – those were the days.

  26. elviouslyqueer

    I was unhindered by any sort of job that might have impeded my ability to type dick jokes on the Internet

    Welcome Rebecca, and on behalf of all us Wonkefags, may I say YAY MOAR DICK JOKES!

  27. GhostBuggy

    If Becks here does turn this into a mommy blog, can we all stay and keep commenting? And if so, can I be the one in charge of taking out the anti-vaxxers my wife sez riddles those types of sites?

  28. L188188

    From LinkedIn:

    Specialties
    Efficient manager of staff, money, and time. Expert commentator on politics, art, and pop culture. Versed in web analytics, radio and video production, and all media platforms.

    Oh dear, are you ever in the wrong place.

  29. C_R_Eature

    Welcome to Wonkette Rebecca! Be aware that we'll likely just Hijack whatever post you put up and turn it into a Liveblog of whatever the day's developing Outrage is.
    It's just how things roll around here.
    Also, Dick Jokes!

  30. chascates

    I went ahead and bought your book on Amazon.

    In Stock.
    Ships from and sold by Amazon.com. Gift-wrap available.
    Only 1 left in stock–order soon (more on the way).
    Want it delivered Saturday, March 3? Order it in the next 6 hours and 46 minutes, and choose One-Day Shipping at checkout. Details

      1. vtxmcrider

        An "apple polisher" in the civilized world is called, on Wonkette, an asskisser or a buttlicker.

  31. johnnyzhivago

    Can a female really edit a major blog??? I mean think about all the time spent in ditches – it's a matter of anatomy???

    And won't it be a distraction to male commenters??

  32. revmatty

    Whee! Your first post is hopefully an indicator of the editorial tone you will take. You'll fit in just fine here.

  33. SenileAgitation

    Jesus, Rebecca is positively jolly next to Ken. Good luck with this tragic investment. If nothing else you are surrounded by commenters who appreciate your wits and your tits in about equal measure, tits given a slight edge. Have fun.

  34. Bonzos_Bed_Time

    OMG, OMG, OMG, it's Commie Girl!
    I lived in OC (Fullerton) when you were at your peak (and breeding, are you still doing that?) and lived to read your prose in the back of the OC Weekly. Those were the days of mirth and College Republicans for Jesus.

  35. WhatTheHeck

    “I worked in newspapers.”

    Puppies also work in newspapers. I hope you break-in period is swift.

    1. anniegetyerfun

      Oh, god, between Jim getting up at 2PM Hawaiian time and this, my morning are going to be more awash in whiskey than ever before.

  36. WeHaveIssues

    Who are you? Whom? Who? Whatever… west coast political satire-lite? Oh Hell.

    Unless you are willing to drag your bikini waxed hoo-ha inside the beltway, we will not be amused. Somebody get me the Russert boy!

  37. Deportably_Jose

    So Rebecca: will you be providing health insurance for your newfound employees? Or will you be continuing Ken's policy of requiring them to post sex tapes? In lieu of insurance?

  38. 40 or 50 % McShineys

    Oh, yeah, We'll Come

    NO I MEANT "WELCOME," IT WAS A PUNCTUATION ACCIDENT, HONEST

  39. Manhattan123

    Just put an aspirin between your knees the next time you feel like posting, missy.

  40. KeepFnThatChicken

    Ken who?

    No, seriously, welcome aboard.

    Ken, godspeed — coming from an atheist.

  41. DoktorThompson

    It's only alleged, sure, but has Glenn Beck denied that he raped and murdered Breitbart? I'm not saying he did it, I'm just saying he hasn't denied it.

  42. Dashboard Buddha

    Ken, I'll just leave my thanks on the dresser like always. Good luck to ya.

    /snark
    I woke up around three with a splitting headache…so while waiting for the meds to kick in, I looked about online. Since my 'net feet always bring me to Wonkette, I took a peek. Nothing happening that early in the morning so I thought I would look at old comments. That was fun…there's a lot of uproarious snark in these parts, this little corner of snarky sanity on the web.

    Thanks again.

  43. mavenmaven

    Rush Limbaugh thinks if you are a woman receiving any kind of funding or salary for any purpose, you need to show naked videos on the internet.

  44. CivicHoliday

    Welcome from the heartland! Not all of us are coasters, and we from the sad sad "real America" parts of America need ye olde Wonkette most of all. My illustrious senator Roy Blunt just tried to outlaw my functioning lady parts, for example. So yes…please grab the baton and run with it, for we need you now more than ever as the culture war spins out of control.

      1. CivicHoliday

        UGH yes, I'm in the Lou. Other than the Carnahans and Claire McCaskill, we don't have much good going for us politically. (And even those guys are not far left of Ben Nelson. Sigh…)

  45. Extemporanus

    For a little insight into Rebecca and Ken's sick & twisted (i.e. "sweet & supportive"") relationship, I highly recommend that you read her lovely review of his fine novel Dignity.

    (Also, perhaps, this old post about OC GOP lesbo bondage strippers…)

    We're in very good hands, you guys. And with Wonkette finally behind him, Ken Layne, at long last, is too.

    (At least until his wife and kids escape from his doomsday cult desert compound…)

    1. savethispatient

      You think Jim's diet is related to his pay? I thought he liked succulent meaty chunks of real rabbit!

  46. bringmeanaxe

    Welcome, Rebecca! I am so excited…..your column in the OC Weekly kept me sane when I worked in Irvine, CA. I also bought your book just to reread all your great writing.

  47. BklynIlluminati

    Is this the line were we all kiss up to our new overlord and accrue brownie points?

  48. rambone

    Welcome Rebecca!

    Deletions by the administratrix? Looks like we're in for some discipline! My safe word is "president's santorum."

  49. Biff

    Welcome, Commie Girl. Is there any way you can slow down the exodus of Orange County Olds to my adopted state of confusion Nevada? They're stinking up the place something terrible!

  50. James Michael Curley

    Now I get it. Layne was Man Bear Pig driving up the comments and page hits to sell this Corvair at Corvette prices.

  51. imissopus

    Rebecca, welcome! This place better not change! I hate change! Seriously, I'm also an Angeleno so if you ever need someone to run to Starbucks or clear palm fronds out of your driveway after a particularly heavy Santa Ana day, I'm your penguin.

  52. proudgrampa

    OMG KEN LAYNE IS GONE. I TOLD YOU THAT THESE THINGS HAPPEN IN THREES!!!!1!!!!!

    DAVY JONES
    ANDREW BREITBART
    KEN LAYNE

    What? Oh. Well, that's a relief!

    Never mind.

  53. notreelyhelping

    This is news…but it's not bad news. Give us a little time to used to such an idea.

  54. CapnFatback

    Smart, I get it. Fire Layne on a Friday so he'll take the weekend to calm down/get blackout drunk and be less likely to come back and shoot up the internets with his semi-automatic snark gun.

    Anyhoo, it's about time the patriarchy was tossed on its ear. I can only assume that this change means a shift to v-points, which is cool cuz when it comes to the lady parts, I could use all the pointers I can get.

  55. GinnehRED57

    Chee-tohs, Wingtards, and Teanuts; The cocktail snack mix of the new millennium!

    I sense that "rag" jokes will shortly become au courant. There is much potential amusement in making the menfolk cross their legs and grimace.

  56. Loaded_Pants

    Welcome, Rebecca! I must warn you that I am fluent in both English & American Hillbilly & I often mix them up.

  57. owhatever

    Hello. Is it just a coincidence that Andrew Breitbulb swooned away just a day before YOU show up claiming to be our new leader and Electrolux? Are you just Andy's reincarnation because he got to the Heaven and the God said, "Hell no, boy," and sent him to the Hell, where the Devil said, "Heavens no, you asshole," so they compromised and sent him back to earth in the form of a shapely she-devil-angel to run the Wonkette transit system and write nothing but liberal shit all the time now? Also.

  58. slowhansolo

    This is what happens, apparently, when you drop out for one day to reflect upon the death of a very bad person.

    Welcome, Rebecca, to a different kind of hell than the newspaper world.

  59. lowaltflier

    Oh! What a wonderful life. Commie Girl was the only reason I picked up a copy of OC Weekly. Haven't read it since you left.

    And Good Luck to you Ken.

  60. vulpes82

    Just tell us that Jim is okay. It's always hard when Daddy goes away; I just don't want him to think it's his fault. He's sensitive, poor thing.

  61. GortRay

    Hail, new Wonkette-trix! We bow to your superior beingness and will follow you through the Hell-gates to the election year slimefest.

  62. Rotundo_

    Welcome aboard oh Goddess of Snark! We shall miss the relentlessly upbeat and perky posts of Mr Layne and hopefully Ken will drop us a line from time to time from his desert survival bunker, but we are ready for a new keyholder to the asylum.

  63. ImmigrationGirl

    So you've ruined my image of blogger as those who live in their parents' basement and recycle cans to pay for their beer and cigarettes.

  64. horsedreamer_1

    So, does this vindicate Nick Denton selling this place in the first place, or prove the folly as the site persists?

  65. DustBowlBlues

    Rebecca–This is the most exciting news, ever. Your mom is a big, fat liberal in OK–and so am I! Since I'm an old, and could be your mother, you have to be nice to me and laugh at my jokes. haha. I'd love to know who she is, but since that's too personal, just do this: give me a clue what city your mother lives in and come election time, I'll drive around it and look for the Obama sign.

  66. charitablearm

    Hooray! I, like Bonzos_Bed_Time, have fond OC Weekly memories – you are perhaps the first person I knew of who would call themselves a commie. I'm very excited. No dick jokes but posting on a Saturday night seems sadly wonkette enough!

  67. thefrontpage

    Good luck and best wishes! As long this doesn't become The Huffington Post or Politico, or the Drudge Report, that's good. In fact, dont' change a thing here.

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