BREAKING  5:15 pm March 1, 2012

Joe Arpaio Said Something So Important That CNN Broadcast It Live

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

Lookin sassy!Top Arizona media whore and pink panty queen Joe Arpaio gave a stupid press conference today! Was it to respond to those allegations that he stole millions and millions of public dollars to persecute his political opponents? To announce a new partnership-initiative with the Pope in covering up reports of child molestation? Or did he decide to finally announce that like Paul Babeu, he too has a preference for illicit gay handjobs from illegal Mexicans? COME ON, WHAT WAS THE MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT, CNN???

OH. What, really? Really, CNN? Just because Joe Arpaio is a wicked lunatic who loves being on camera when only he knows he’s got the pink panties on underneath does not mean you are obligated to help him fulfill his fetishes, CNN. Or maybe they are?

AND YET:

In conclusion, CNN is run by brain-damaged space wombats and Joe Arpaio still thinks that Barack Obama’s birth certificate is fake, the end.

 
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GunToting[Redacted] March 1, 2012 at 5:16 pm

Joe must be running out of brown people to harass in his own state.

Flat_Earther March 1, 2012 at 5:55 pm

You may not have noticed, but there is a negro living in the Whitehouse. That can't be right. Joe is going to fix it for us.

nounverb911 March 1, 2012 at 5:17 pm

And in other news, Bloggerisimo Andrew Breitbart is still dead!

valthemus March 1, 2012 at 5:42 pm

Gasp! I get it! It's all connected!

Breitbart had proof that the birth certificate was fake so he was silenced by the administration, but brave, pink-panties wearing Joe Arpaio soldiers on! Curse you, liberal devils! Curse you!

(Seriously, has the internet become saturated with Breitbart conspiracy theories yet? Folks have had all day to work on them.)

arihaya March 1, 2012 at 6:04 pm

are you auditioning for WND writer?

C_R_Eature March 1, 2012 at 6:40 pm

Beat me to it! Rats er, Congratulations!

I hereby Pronounce this a "Meme".

Pat_Pending March 2, 2012 at 2:00 am

Apparently, his condition is grave…

Chillwillard March 1, 2012 at 5:17 pm

I'm confused…is this the same LIBRUL MSM CNN that Wingnuts always bitch about?

Needs moar Wolf Blitzer for increased irrelevancy, also.

V572 Flambé March 1, 2012 at 5:43 pm

I like it when Wolfie runs around on his little bandy legs. So cute!

nounverb911 March 1, 2012 at 5:18 pm

Is Arpaio's name pronounced "Arapahoe"?

iburl March 1, 2012 at 5:49 pm

"A-dill-hole"

Barrelhse March 1, 2012 at 6:01 pm

Arpaio,arpaio
Daylight come an' I wanna go home

Biff March 1, 2012 at 11:23 pm

(R)Piehole.

BigRadio March 1, 2012 at 5:18 pm

He solved the Breibart Murder Case.

Deportably_Jose March 1, 2012 at 5:31 pm

It was Obama in the Conservatory with the CIA Heart Attack Powder (which is definitely not cocaine).

BigRadio March 1, 2012 at 6:00 pm

I think it was those typing tumors he had.
KBJ, I will always love you for that one.

Chillwillard March 1, 2012 at 5:56 pm

Snow White did it.

(Damn it, I promised I wouldn't snark about this one!).

krazyvladimir March 1, 2012 at 5:59 pm

Vicious gerbil ?

flamingpdog March 1, 2012 at 6:09 pm

Joseph Gerbils?

BigRadio March 1, 2012 at 8:09 pm

I got a good laugh out of that fpd. First off, my late comment on the Breitbart is Dead post was: I haven't been this upset since Josef Goebbels died. And then I saw this on your link:
Chancellor of Germany
In office
30 April 1945 – 1 May 1945

Talk about "King for a Day!"

mrblifil March 1, 2012 at 7:41 pm

Where was Kenneth Gladney last night?

nounverb911 March 1, 2012 at 5:20 pm

Where's Arpaio's birth certificate and naturalization papers?

FROTHY March 2, 2012 at 1:08 am

I'd really like to know. Because I saw him being interviewed on Univision the other night, and he claimed to have lived in Mexico and South America.

Slim_Pickins March 1, 2012 at 5:21 pm

The birth certificate is fake because Hawaii wasn't a state when Joe was born….

BigRadio March 1, 2012 at 5:21 pm

ZOMG, He interrupted the Wolf!!!1!
It must be very, very important.

UnholyMoses March 1, 2012 at 5:21 pm

West Florida: Where it's not the heat, it's the stupidity!

nounverb911 March 1, 2012 at 5:26 pm

The perfect place for the republican convention.

Beowoof March 1, 2012 at 5:22 pm

Still think that Arpaio name sounds foreign. Bet he has some Mexican in him, and not the same way Sheriff Babeau has a Mexican in him.

redarmyzombie March 1, 2012 at 5:31 pm

Although there might be a bit of that too..

Jukesgrrl March 2, 2012 at 12:10 am

He's Italian. So that means he's in the Mafia, right? That means his favorite food is spaghetti, right?

LionHeartSoyDog March 2, 2012 at 1:25 am

…and spicy meatballs.

Beowoof March 2, 2012 at 8:54 am

Forgive my reading his name and pronunciation as of Hispanic origin. Still he is an asshole, just an one with an Italian heritage.

Jukesgrrl March 2, 2012 at 11:15 pm

They appear to come in all sizes, shapes, nationalities, and religions, so it's easy to get confused.A lot of them look alike, too.(See contraception hearing.)

BaldarTFlagass March 2, 2012 at 10:08 am

Weren't wops the beaners of the late 19th and early 20th century here in USA?

HistoriCat March 2, 2012 at 11:22 am

I hear he keeps bringing a knife to a gun fight.

Beowoof March 2, 2012 at 12:15 pm

Spaghetti benders.

BZ1 March 1, 2012 at 5:23 pm

Isn't Arpaio the subject of numerous investigations by Justice?? Just saying …

Jukesgrrl March 2, 2012 at 11:23 pm

Misuse of public funds, for starters.

PuckStopsHere March 1, 2012 at 5:25 pm

Your tax dollars at work.

bureaucrap March 1, 2012 at 5:25 pm

Slow news day. It was either that or report on the Syrian Civil War, Russian Elections, Israeli threats against Iran, the Collapse of the Greek, Italian, Spanish and Irish economies, Uganda's persecution of Gays, Egypt's persecution of activists, the continuing failure of the "job creators" to actually create jobs, or a number of other boring stories that nobody cares about.

However, I bet they devoted mucho air time to Justin Bieber's birthday celebrations!

nounverb911 March 1, 2012 at 5:28 pm

And didn't some mouth breathing teabagger die too, also?

bureaucrap March 1, 2012 at 5:31 pm

that kind of thing is "inside the beltway". Not important enough. Besides which, Justin's birthday bash features Elvis Impersonators!!!

Steverino247 March 1, 2012 at 5:31 pm

Not to mention the fact that our Army is in the field, the Navy is fighting pirates, wounded troops are struggling to recover from wounds that would have killed them ten years ago and the North Koreans appear to be giving up on nukes. But nooooooo.

The media today is like a lot of police forces: Go cover the easy stuff with ten squad cars and just don't go down certain streets.

RavenRant March 1, 2012 at 5:43 pm

"The cops don't need you, and, man, they expect the same."

V572 Flambé March 1, 2012 at 5:45 pm

They especially appreciate pre-scheduled events like Joe's presser. You've got to have your day planned out, rather than just running around chasing so-called "news." Who'd wanna do that?

It's why they love elections so much. The candidates feed them doughnuts and drive them around on buses.

SorosBot March 1, 2012 at 5:45 pm

But those are all just the interests of the foreigns; there's no reason for our networks to care about that!

flamingpdog March 1, 2012 at 5:51 pm

Is Snooki stil denying she's pregnant? Maybe Joe Arpiehole can fly back to Vaginia (aka Joisey) to perform the transvaginal ultrasound?

SorosBot March 1, 2012 at 5:26 pm

When is the DOJ gonna arrest this Mexican-hating, Eighth-Amendment-violating dickwad's ass anyway?

redarmyzombie March 1, 2012 at 5:37 pm

Hopefully, they're waiting to catch him snorting Blow off the ass of a gay Mexican prostitute.

Deportably_Jose March 1, 2012 at 5:26 pm

Shorter "Negligently" Joe Arpaio:

"It's a shop. I can tell from the pixels and having seen many shops in my time."

ShaveTheWhales March 1, 2012 at 5:44 pm

He made the pixels wear little pink pixel undies, and they confessed.

JustPixelz March 1, 2012 at 5:28 pm

I investigated Obama's birth certificate. It took me 10 seconds. How long has America's "toughest Sheriff" been at it? (Tough, but apparently not very, um, smart.)

Jukesgrrl March 2, 2012 at 12:12 am

He has to point to each word individually, sound it out, then wonder what it means. That takes way longer than 10 seconds.

Deportably_Jose March 1, 2012 at 5:30 pm

Seriously, though, can anyone come up with a reason why it might be a bad idea to have this guy in charge of asking people for, and verifying, identification papers, under pain of imprisonment for being an immigrant?

Because, me personally? I can't think of a single reason why you wouldn't want someone who BROUGHT IN JEROME FUCKING CORSI AS AN AUTHENTICATION EXPERT to be the guy in charge of checking, *ahem* "random" residents' IDs.

Flat_Earther March 1, 2012 at 6:03 pm

Jerome Corsi serial fabulist…

I had to look it up too.

James Michael Curley March 1, 2012 at 6:20 pm

Any one who had his picture taken with a smiling Dick Nixon in the Oval Office and is still alive is too senile to know any facts beyond; "I think my Depends leaked."

Jukesgrrl March 2, 2012 at 12:13 am

Elvis Libel.

James Michael Curley March 2, 2012 at 7:48 am

“You do know Elvis is dead, right? No, Elvis is not dead. He just went home”

fuflans March 1, 2012 at 8:56 pm

exactly and why on earth is the sheriff of a county in the state of arizona investigating the birth certificate of the head of the federal government?

sheriff be wasting some bagger money.

Jukesgrrl March 2, 2012 at 12:14 am

Sheriff be trying to deflect attention from the fact that the Feds are on to his criminal activities. And CNN is helping him. How sweet.

FROTHY March 2, 2012 at 1:31 am

Taxpayer money. He's already "disappeared" $99 MILLION taxpayer dollars with his bullshit, and now he's going to spend more on this.

Damn I hope the DoJ takes him down right quick.

Doktor Zoom March 1, 2012 at 5:30 pm

Well, dammit, I guess the Obama Administration's murder of Andrew Breitbart failed to deter him… Time for James O'Keefe to have a "boating accident."

redarmyzombie March 1, 2012 at 5:34 pm

Will it involve a three-foot dildo?

LesPaultard March 1, 2012 at 5:39 pm

Let's hope so.

flamingpdog March 1, 2012 at 5:58 pm

I vote for involving a six-foot dildo. They're easy to find on the floor of the House of Representatives.

DemmeFatale March 1, 2012 at 5:55 pm

Yes, please.

WhatTheHolyHeck March 1, 2012 at 6:50 pm

Holy flaming bags of poo, that discussion board is the most entertaining thing I've seen all day. No, all week.

All year, to this point, frankly.

Doktor Zoom March 1, 2012 at 6:57 pm

I like the impassioned defense of tinfoil hats.

BaldarTFlagass March 1, 2012 at 7:13 pm

"Its just a shame that the majority of cops and public morgues are masons and in on the act"

Wow. Just, wow.

Doktor Zoom March 1, 2012 at 8:56 pm

Yeah, that one struck me as Highly Trollish, but Poe's Law is workin' overtime at that place.

C_R_Eature March 1, 2012 at 8:34 pm

I saw the post about the orbiting satellite that beams microwaves down to fry your brains. Finally, someone who understands why I wear a Colander as a hat AT ALL TIMES.

FROTHY March 2, 2012 at 1:32 am

Please tell me you are NOT that fucking dood in the public library who ALWAYS has a fucking colander on his head. Please. It's been ten years now.

C_R_Eature March 2, 2012 at 5:40 am

Naw, I never go to public libraries. That's where they surreptitiously take pictures of your irises and collect genetic material and fingerprints for the FEMA database. Everyone knows this.
Plus, all the water is Fluoridated. 'Nuff said.

Pat_Pending March 2, 2012 at 2:03 am

Pastafarian?

C_R_Eature March 2, 2012 at 5:37 am

Well, not at first but it did make it easier to Convert.

HistoriCat March 2, 2012 at 11:26 am

A colander???!? You fool – those things have holes!!!!!

C_R_Eature March 2, 2012 at 11:28 am

What!? KAHHHHHHNNNN!!!

An_Outhouse March 1, 2012 at 5:30 pm

CNN has a thing for birthers. If its not Arpaio then its Trump. Its like they want to have butt secs with the birth certificate.

redarmyzombie March 1, 2012 at 5:33 pm

*sigh*
Ladies and gentlemen, I've said it before and I'll say it again: is anyone REALLY surprised?

Man bear pig March 1, 2012 at 5:33 pm

Arpaio just proved beyond a doubt that Obama released forged birth documents, several of them. Why does that not bother you?

An_Outhouse March 1, 2012 at 5:34 pm

because he also saved the auto industry

An_Outhouse March 1, 2012 at 5:35 pm

He's got a hot wife who is a definite improvement to the White House.

ShaveTheWhales March 1, 2012 at 5:46 pm

"Proved". I do not think this word means what you think it means.

Man bear pig March 1, 2012 at 5:54 pm

Did you watch the 2 hours of disclosing the evidence he held today?
How the FU@K would you know if you did not, drone?

Native_of_SL_UT March 1, 2012 at 6:04 pm

You can say FUCK here.
We're not that sensitive.

Man bear pig March 1, 2012 at 6:05 pm

Watch the Fucking Press conference, it lays it out quite well.

redarmyzombie March 1, 2012 at 6:10 pm

Indeed,
Abandon Hope, All Ye Who Enter.

BaldarTFlagass March 2, 2012 at 7:59 am

"You can say FUCK here."
It's part of the charm of this place, and one of the reasons I keep coming back for more.

lulzmonger March 1, 2012 at 9:58 pm

Pass – I prefer to let others suffer through the bloviations of the child-abuse-enabler so I don't have to. Arpaio's weak-ass case amounts to "Obama's BC was scanned on a fancy printer, ergo it's a FAKE! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!!1!1!one!"

Citing a known bullshit-pimping clown like Corsi as an "authority" tells me exactly what to expect before he even opens his hate-hole: when you're scraping the bottom of the barrel that hard, everyone knows you've got bupkis.

But surely all the pointing & laughter from libtards only PROVES that Sheriff Joe is onto something! Please, by all means, feel free to encourage everyone you can in the GOP to re-climb the Mount Everest of EPIC FAIL that is Birtherism between now & November, with my sincere blessings.

Iam_Who_Iam March 2, 2012 at 4:14 pm

Is it wrong that my favorite bit of your post was “SHEEPLE!!!!1!1!one!” ? I’m guessing I’ve been out of the loop and missed its birth but this is my new favorite meme. Expect all of my subsequent posts to end like this!!!!1!1!one!

SorosBot March 1, 2012 at 5:48 pm

Yep, he proved that beyond a doubt, with all that evidence he showed like that baseless assertion he pulled out of his ass, and the jack shit in the way of actual evidence for this ridiculous racist conspiracy theory that's been known to be pure bullshit for almost four years now.

Man bear pig March 1, 2012 at 5:55 pm

Really, do you know anything that came up today or do you just bend over like the rest of the Establishment media?

SorosBot March 1, 2012 at 6:05 pm

It's the establishment media that's giving this dipshit air he doesn't deserve; because he's a right winger, and as always the corporate mainstream media is in bed with the conservatives.

sharethegrief March 1, 2012 at 6:09 pm

Breitbart drowned?

James Michael Curley March 1, 2012 at 6:23 pm

You realize that John McCain was not born in the US.

sharethegrief March 1, 2012 at 6:35 pm

But McCain is white!!!!

glamourdammerung March 2, 2012 at 1:53 am

It is simply precious to see you insulting people about being gullible because they do not agree with some random idiot that said something they can not back up with facts.

Native_of_SL_UT March 1, 2012 at 6:02 pm

Sorosbot, my friend, I did not know you were part of the Establishment Media.
Now bend over please.

WunkRocker March 1, 2012 at 10:29 pm

Sorosbot used his satellite mind control ray to make Reagan raise taxes 3 times.

glamourdammerung March 2, 2012 at 1:54 am

Sorosbot used his satellite mind control ray to make Reagan raise taxes 3 times.

Were the other 8 just freebies?

arihaya March 1, 2012 at 5:51 pm

because he killed OBL?

MissTaken March 1, 2012 at 5:53 pm

The only thing that Arpaio "proved beyond a doubt" is that he's a racist douchebag who wastes his time that should be spent investigating child abuse cases in his county that he was elected to be Sheriff of on witch hunts that lead to nowhere. Why does that not bother you?

redarmyzombie March 1, 2012 at 5:57 pm

I'm still trying to determine whether manbear here is serious or not…

Native_of_SL_UT March 1, 2012 at 6:00 pm

Based on the replies up there, he is serious. Which by the way, is really funny.

redarmyzombie March 1, 2012 at 6:11 pm

Hot damn, I think he really is. That is depressing AND hilarious at the same time.

sharethegrief March 1, 2012 at 6:02 pm

Agreed. I was detecting some hostility in the air.

Man bear pig March 1, 2012 at 6:06 pm

Ohh… this is now a BIG FUCKING DEAL, get ready for more..

Native_of_SL_UT March 1, 2012 at 6:13 pm

All right guys, we can all just give up today. No way are any of us going to be funnier than this fucker.

SayItWithWookies March 1, 2012 at 6:18 pm

I really can't believe you're trying to create this much discord in a time of war, when our nation really needs to pull together. So what if the president is violating the Constitution? The only way to protect our freedom is to ignore these little momentary blips so that we can be free later. It's like you don't even remember how serious this is. Probably 'cause you're some sort of al-Qaida agent.

MissTaken March 1, 2012 at 6:21 pm

We're ready and waiting! Oh, you're already done?

Guess you hear that a lot.

redarmyzombie March 1, 2012 at 6:27 pm

Not that I expect this to get through your skull, but if Obama WASN'T a U.S. citizen, don't you think that fact would have been picked up on by, oh, I don't know, the FBI, the CIA, the NSA, the Secret Service, the Department of Homeland Security, and not to mention all the other Federal/State law enforcement agencies during the 2008 election?

But hey, I don't live in Wingnut Land, so what do *I* know?

redarmyzombie March 1, 2012 at 6:31 pm

K, sorry, but if Obama wasn't a U.S. citizen, don't you think the FBI, CIA, NSA, Secret Service, AND the Department of Homeland Security would have picked up on that BEFORE he was elected?

SorosBot March 1, 2012 at 6:06 pm

At first, I thought he was being sarcastic; then I realized I didn't recognize him and clicked on his profile; no he's actually that stupid.

flamingpdog March 1, 2012 at 6:17 pm

I'm gonna change my name here to Diane chelly becky, who just happen to be my three favorite fantasy sex objects.

redarmyzombie March 1, 2012 at 6:20 pm

So did I, but alas, he wasn't.

Why do they keep coming here, Soros? Why?

LesBontemps March 1, 2012 at 6:14 pm

Have you heard the man sing Al Green? Who gives a shit about anything else?

C_R_Eature March 1, 2012 at 7:03 pm

I always suspected this, but I really think that Sheriff Joe doesn't have the full document dataset I did a small amount of Web -Based research and found this:

http://www.darpawatch.org/research/classified/oba

Better click and download fast, before the government takes the site down. Also, delete all these messages as I will. This is dangerous business.Take it from me.

NellCote71 March 1, 2012 at 7:25 pm

I agree totally that Sheriff Joe is not operating with a full dataset.

VinnyThePooh March 1, 2012 at 7:50 pm

Damn! I always miss the trolls!

FROTHY March 2, 2012 at 1:33 am

Because my standards of proof are a lot higher than "I said so, dammit." He doesn't have the first fucking clue what he's talking about.

gout March 1, 2012 at 5:33 pm

Well at least he finally cleared that up…

An_Outhouse March 1, 2012 at 5:33 pm

Joe, I would can the birth certificate investigation if you know what's good for you. Our friend Andrew found out the hard way.

NellCote71 March 1, 2012 at 7:26 pm

heh, heh, heh. You would think Rush would have picked up on that.

edgydrifter March 1, 2012 at 5:37 pm

I love the wingnut meme that Nobummer is so incompetent at everything that even with the best technology and most highly-skilled forgers at his disposal he can't produce a document that would pass muster with Arizona's version of Sheriff Buford T. Justice.

TheMightyHaltor March 1, 2012 at 7:05 pm

But to be fair, even the [i]real[/i] birth certificate wouldn't (and hasn't) passed muster with that crowd.

FROTHY March 2, 2012 at 2:08 am

angle brackets

Soylent Green March 1, 2012 at 8:03 pm

And a tip top Secret Service vetting process because he isn't exactly working at Burger King.

FROTHY March 2, 2012 at 2:09 am

There ya go! Our spy agencies are the best and biggest with the most up-to-date equipment — except, of course, that one time, they let that Moose Lump infiltrator Manchurian communist fascist Islamodoodoo guy in.

tessiee March 1, 2012 at 10:59 pm

And simultaneously such a mastermind/supervillain as to engineer a vast time-traveling conspiracty faking all the details of his life.

FROTHY March 2, 2012 at 2:10 am

Who's weak and caves to ev'body and could never have made it through school without Affirmative Action.

SayItWithWookies March 1, 2012 at 5:37 pm

Sherrif Joe's trees are all the wrong height.

BigRadio March 1, 2012 at 5:42 pm

And they are all prickly.

flamingpdog March 1, 2012 at 6:01 pm

He's the big hole in the ground where the Messican arborists pulled in the dead ash tree.

trondant March 1, 2012 at 6:24 pm

Arborists stop a beating heart!

Doktor Zoom March 1, 2012 at 5:40 pm

I think it's premature to declare him "America's Toughest Sheriff." A lot depends on how you season, marinade, and baste, so this phrase really should not be used prior to the cookoff.

iburl March 1, 2012 at 5:44 pm

Add some Segal flakes for seasoning.

flamingpdog March 1, 2012 at 6:03 pm

Too bad we were unable to save Barb's uterus.

iburl March 1, 2012 at 8:53 pm

They call that a "Utah Haggis"

ThundercatHo March 1, 2012 at 11:00 pm

I love this comment so much I'm going to marry it.

annettaj March 1, 2012 at 5:40 pm

Arizona doesn't have enough bullshit already with their crazy
assed governor and other"busy" sheriff?

donner_froh March 1, 2012 at 5:43 pm

Great news–exactly the issue that will get the wingnuts into hyper-mobilization for fucknuts Santorum.

Swampgas_Man March 1, 2012 at 7:20 pm

And only a couple days late, too!

donner_froh March 2, 2012 at 12:40 am

Soooper-Tuesday is right around the corner.

Doktor Zoom March 1, 2012 at 5:43 pm

It certainly seems like an appropriate use of Maricopa County funds.

MarionNYNY March 1, 2012 at 5:44 pm

So he wanted to let Frothy know that he was a birther in case Frothy wanted to run away from the endorsement, which Frothy didn't. This tells us two things. Frothy is a whore who will accept anyone's endorsement AND even Joe knows his own position looks crazy.

meatlofer March 1, 2012 at 5:46 pm

He'll end up poppin a cap in the temple.see-Shawshank Redemption.

valthemus March 1, 2012 at 5:48 pm

In CNN's defense, they were probably expecting some kind of sane and sensible statement concerning the ongoing investigation of Arpaio's department. SUCKERS!!!

ShaveTheWhales March 1, 2012 at 9:30 pm

No they weren't.

Negropolis March 1, 2012 at 11:20 pm

And, if they were, they are serially fucking stupid to expect such a thing from a cad like Joe.

arihaya March 1, 2012 at 5:52 pm

did Sheriff Joe got blowed by Jose too?

Extemporanus March 1, 2012 at 5:54 pm

What does that pile of shit he stepped in to the left of him have to say on the matter?

emmelemm March 1, 2012 at 7:15 pm

Is your new avatar an homage to santorum (lower case)?

Extemporanus March 2, 2012 at 6:01 am

Shit no, though I'll admit that it might appear so.

My avatard actually experienced a brown out shortly before Sir Frothy Mix-a-Lot's recent surge from behind, but(t?) this was due more to Pedobear-replacing, Extemporanus-related inspiration than anything else.

Check out my unnecessarily long reply to BigRadio (née "RadioTherapy") for the whole sad, sordid, boring-ass story.

emmelemm March 2, 2012 at 1:09 pm

Heh heh… anus.

Doktor Zoom March 1, 2012 at 5:54 pm

I hope he explained the Honolulu newspaper birth announcements. Because those are my favorite part of the Birther Miracle.

WhatTheHolyHeck March 1, 2012 at 6:44 pm
Generation[redacted] March 1, 2012 at 7:02 pm

My favorite part is the American woman who gave birth to him is not his real mother. If she was, there would be no controversy. Miracle birth! No wonder conservatard wing nuts keep calling him the Messiah.

Man bear pig March 1, 2012 at 5:57 pm

Why can't Obama just prove he is who he says he is, McCain, Romney, Santorum, Paul, Newt all have vast proof for the public, but Obama can't be asked for that because he is a half Black half Cracker, with no slaves in his family tree.

Is it Cracker or Black that is not PC, I do not know any Black folks who like being called African American, but I know plenty of Lib hacks on TV who call white people Crackers.

Barrelhse March 1, 2012 at 6:09 pm

Save it.

SorosBot March 1, 2012 at 6:11 pm

But you guys aren't racist. And uh, Obama's been forced to give more information on his background than any one else because of conspiracy theorists like you – he's presented vastly more than McCain, Romney, Santorum, Paul or Newt. And every single detail of his life has been investigated in tiny little detail before he was elected, much more than any other Presidential candidate ever.

Remember the fake controversy over the Reverend Wright, or Bill Ayers? And the mainstream media would not shut up about them, just kept going on and on about these bullshit guilt-by-association smears that nobody outside of the far right cared about.

James Michael Curley March 1, 2012 at 6:29 pm

Romney has no birth certificate.
McCain was not born in the United States.
Republican Candidate Barry Goldwater was born in Mexico.
Republican Candidate George Romney was born in Mexico.

starfanglednut March 1, 2012 at 8:27 pm

Thaaank you.

James Michael Curley March 2, 2012 at 12:40 am

The bottom line of the Sheriff Arpaio stupidity, or the sheet he wants to pull over everyone’s eyes, is not that whatever they claim proved the long form birth certificate is a forgery it is the issue of What Have You Got to Rebut It? The birthers have produced nothing in the last five years which supports their claims, only assumptions which support their assumptions.

HempDogbane March 1, 2012 at 6:36 pm

Uh, would you repeat the question?

BaldarTFlagass March 1, 2012 at 7:19 pm

I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.

starfanglednut March 1, 2012 at 8:27 pm

What was that you said?

not that Dewey March 1, 2012 at 9:45 pm
SayItWithWookies March 1, 2012 at 6:40 pm

So President Obama isn't stereotypically black enough for you, is that your problem? First you bitch about black people wanting reparations and equal rights and the ability not to get stopped on the street and asked for their papers, and then you complain about someone not having ancestors who were slaves? Come on, which is it gonna be?

Man bear pig March 1, 2012 at 7:23 pm

when did I bitch about that bitch?

fuflans March 1, 2012 at 8:58 pm

oh you are a pretty witty one.

Generation[redacted] March 1, 2012 at 6:59 pm

The fact that there are no slaves really upsets you, I can tell.

banana_bread March 1, 2012 at 7:13 pm

Oh! A troll! How cute! Who's a cute widdle wacist? IT'S YOU! Schnuggie-woogums!

Nostrildamus March 1, 2012 at 7:35 pm

Actually, McCain's "natural born citizen" status is actually questioned by reliable sources. Obama's status is just only questioned racist wingtards and opportunists capitalizing on racist wingtards. I trust you're not the latter.

James Michael Curley March 2, 2012 at 12:04 am

Yes, and the difference between "naturalized citizen" and "natural born citizen" as raised by the Constitution's qualification for the presidency is further complicated by two facts not mentioned in the Snopes article. The clause in the constitution specifically provides that presidents can meet the qualification if they were 'citizens' when the Constitution is ratified. Additionally, in the 1790's Congress passed a law defining 'natural born citizen' as being born in the United States and repealed it only a few years later. It was not until the 10th president, John Tyler until the US had a 'natural born citizen' who was actually born in the United States after the Union was formed and he became president when Harrison coughed it up and died.

axmxz March 1, 2012 at 7:40 pm

Yes. Why can't Obama give extra super-duper proofs no one else was asked for, and also, bitter butthurt, also.

VinnyThePooh March 1, 2012 at 7:52 pm

Cracka, please.

Barrelhse March 1, 2012 at 8:48 pm

Polly? Polly, is that YOU?!?

40 or 50 % McShineys March 1, 2012 at 7:52 pm

Is it Cracker or Black that is not PC

Oh, wow! Why are you pretending to be concerned about being "PC"? What's the matter, worried that everyday society might be repulsed by you, and ostracize you? Do you really think anyone believes you actually strive to not offend people in your everyday life? Come on now.

You should just own your racism. Seriously. I mean, to paraphrase YOU, just prove you are who you say you are, you know?

You ought to stop trying to mask the fact that you are an abhorrent fuckstick. People really need to know this up front.

James Michael Curley March 2, 2012 at 12:11 am

I have after hearing this term "Politically Correct" (created by that phony William F. Buckley) for thirty years and never uncounted a term which was "Politically Correct" to be anything other than common courtesy. Prove me wrong.

Its a bogus claim created by a bogus, self inflated, whining, bigoted pundit who used it to deny legitimacy to people asking for the common courtesy that others recognize them as equals.

Doktor Zoom March 2, 2012 at 1:21 am

Actually, as I recall, "Politically Correct" originated among student lefties, largely as a sort of in-joke about who was being Liberal Enough and who wasn't–the Maoist connotations of the term as used in the early 80's were deliberate, and satirical, as in, "Sharon's not sure that dating a guy who owns a Buick is Politically Correct"

James Michael Curley March 2, 2012 at 7:51 am

Interesting and I can see where you are coming from. I’m quite sure it predates the 1980’s. A bunch of us used to sit around the dorm and laugh at Bill Buckley’s pretense in 1970.

lulzmonger March 1, 2012 at 10:15 pm

Because no doubt the US Electoral Commission & Secret Service were also "too PC" to have thoroughly vetted President Obama long before he was even chosen as the Democratic nominee … which means THEY'RE ALL IN ON IT TOGETHER ZOMG!

Time for you to toddle back to one or another tentacle of the BigFAIL franchise so you can preach to the choir all about what kinds of terrible things the liberal queers are doing to the soil – your work here is done.

tessiee March 1, 2012 at 11:10 pm

Why can't YOU just accept the fact that Obama won the Presidency fair and square (unlike a certain Duhbya Bush I could name), even though he's black?

If anybody ever took this birth certificate horseshit seriously to begin with, they don't anymore. Either admit that there's no proof on earth that will satisfy you (like anyone gives a damn anyway); or get over it, stop trying to overturn a legal election almost four years after the fact, and move on.

James Michael Curley March 1, 2012 at 11:47 pm

As of February 24, 2012 Rick Santorum has yet to produce a copy of his birth certificate. He states he was born in Virginia. That is all. In 2006 it was discovered his father was born in Italy and never applied for citizenship.

TheMightyHaltor March 2, 2012 at 1:00 am

Santorum's an anchor baby!

BigRadio March 2, 2012 at 1:23 am

Ringo!

James Michael Curley March 2, 2012 at 7:45 am

Additionally, although his mother says she was born in the US; he can’t, or won’t, produce a birth certificate for her.

Flat_Earther March 1, 2012 at 5:58 pm

Was Geraldo Rivera there to open the vault?

Sassomatic March 1, 2012 at 6:01 pm

Someone call CNN! I have an important announcement regarding the so-called moon landing. I would also like to announce that I am the Lindburg baby. WHY AREN'T THEY HERE YET?!?

Swampgas_Man March 1, 2012 at 7:24 pm

Because you're not a "celebrity", Sass. I eagerly look forward to Sheriff Joe's debut on Dancing W/ The Starz.

Steverino247 March 1, 2012 at 6:04 pm

Once more, with feeling:

Obama could have been born on Pluto, but as long as his mother was a U.S. citizen, so was he. The two newspapers of record for Hawai'i printed birth notices, even. Who the hell really believes that some guy in Kenya has the resources to get two rival newspapers on the other side of the planet to print a lie just to support a run for President 40 years later by a black kid, who, at the time of his birth had exactly ZERO chance of drinking from the same water fountain as whites, let alone becoming President. On August 4, 1961, his parents couldn't have even gotten married in much of the United States, let alone think about having a kid make it to the White House as something other than a servant or cook. Stupidity alone does not explain this belief system. The belief that cutting your balls off and then drinking poison so you could catch a ride on a passing comet is an MIT Ph.D. dissertation by comparison to the birther belief system. Anyone who espouses this stupidity should not be allowed near a pair of Nikes.

And fuck you, Man bear pig, you troll.

Man bear pig March 1, 2012 at 6:08 pm

I do not care where Obamao was born, he released several forged documents, and fights like hell to make sure no one can see the real ones. Obama will be vetted, weather he wants to be or not.

This means jail time.

LesBontemps March 1, 2012 at 6:23 pm

This means jail time.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. Whew.

Hell, if W, Cheney, David Addington, Jay Bybee and John Yoo aren't serving life sentences for actual crimes against the United States specifically and humanity generally, do you really think there is going to be some whacked out prosecution of Barack Obama because of some wingnut fantasy? Hasn't Orly Taitz been laughed out of court/sanctioned for frivolous pleadings enough yet?

MissTaken March 1, 2012 at 6:31 pm

Obama has been vetted, over and over and over. Do you honestly think that Hillary and McCain let him campaign against them in 08 without scouring every single piece of Obama's existence?

SorosBot March 1, 2012 at 6:37 pm

No, THE TRUTH could only be discovered by a group of troglodyte racists living in their parents' basements obsessing over their silly conspiracy theories, then spread by several disingenuous famewhores like Trump and Arpaio who are just looking for attention.

MissTaken March 1, 2012 at 6:40 pm

Thank goodness there's still 50 year old virgins who only break from furious masturbating with their Cheetos covered pinky fingers to expose the TRUTH.

SayItWithWookies March 1, 2012 at 6:48 pm

Jail time — for the entire state of Hawaii, including the governor, the registrar and that Goddess Pele, whom we've allowed to live in our Christian nation while she does nothing but spout lava and endanger lives! Where's the outrage, people?!

Generation[redacted] March 1, 2012 at 6:57 pm

THATS NOT HIS REEL GRADNMOTHER! WAEK UP SHEEPEL!!1!!

C_R_Eature March 1, 2012 at 7:49 pm

And Lono.
Don't forget Lono!

Steverino247 March 1, 2012 at 6:49 pm

No, the Republican Governor of the State of Hawai'i said the documents were valid and then her replacement released the "long form" (which turned out to be shorter than the "Certificate of Live Birth" that all states issue these days) birth certificate but none of that matters to those who cannot fathom how a black man got into the White House. Have you any idea how many people would be "in on this" by now if any fraud had been committed? Probably in the tens of thousands and involving pretty much the entire intelligence community in the United States and abroad. Wouldn't Iran or North Korea be talking smack about Obama's documents, too? They have a LOT more to gain than you do, Man bear pig. What about Putin or some other folks who might like to embarrass the President? Deal with it. Enjoy the next 11 months or so, especially the Inauguration in January of Barack Obama as President of the United States.

e_z March 1, 2012 at 9:51 pm

"weather he wants, like thunderstorms and lightening and biblical diasters type weather? That doesn't make much sense, but then…oh WTF, later Mbp.

James Michael Curley March 2, 2012 at 12:14 am

Even if the documents were 'forged' as you, Sheriff Arpaio and that fraud Jerome Corsi represent, what crimes are you or they identifying?

40 or 50 % McShineys March 1, 2012 at 7:59 pm

The upfist doesn't do this comment enough justice! Well fucking done!

THIS NEEDS TO BE CHISELED INTO STONE
and then dropped on a troll.

MinAgain March 1, 2012 at 6:10 pm

I couldn't be bothered to watch the clip. Was Joe Arpaio announcing that he would like to buy another vowel?

mavenmaven March 1, 2012 at 6:11 pm

Retards.

KeepFnThatChicken March 1, 2012 at 6:41 pm

So we're back to the god damned birth certificate.

Swampgas_Man March 1, 2012 at 7:29 pm

They got nothin' else.

lulzmonger March 1, 2012 at 10:22 pm

Your nym = their mission.

Mahousu March 1, 2012 at 6:45 pm

So when will Arpaio start investigating himself, like that racist Montana judge has now decided to do?

fitley March 1, 2012 at 6:53 pm

BREAKING NEWS:
CNN SUCCEEDS IN BEING THE TAINT OF THE GOLDEN ANUS OF JOURNALISM, FOX NEWS

Generation[redacted] March 1, 2012 at 6:56 pm

This is the most important story of our time, so it's important that the whole world tune in to listen to —- HEY! A SQUIRREL!

flamingpdog March 1, 2012 at 9:30 pm

I'm always touched when fellow Wonketeers recognize my overriding importance.

freakishlywrong March 1, 2012 at 7:13 pm

Oh, for fuck's sake.

Nostrildamus March 1, 2012 at 7:24 pm

Only 2 logos in that screen grab? That just shows the sorry state of journalism today.

Man bear pig March 1, 2012 at 7:25 pm

Communism will be crushed, pinkos.

banana_bread March 1, 2012 at 7:36 pm

The 1980s called and asked if they could just leave you here. I told them they'd owe us $50 in overtime nanny pay.

sharethegrief March 1, 2012 at 7:56 pm

I remember that fairytale about Reagan blowing down a wall with his words.

VinnyThePooh March 1, 2012 at 7:58 pm

Oh, how Governor Tarkin of you.

VinnyThePooh March 1, 2012 at 8:07 pm

Iran-Contra much?

40 or 50 % McShineys March 1, 2012 at 8:11 pm

I think you need to rephrase your war cry, dude.

Try this one to put some real fear into liberal elitists:

"Smart people will be outbred by idiots!"

C_R_Eature March 1, 2012 at 8:38 pm

I know it's what keeps me up at night.

Nostrildamus March 2, 2012 at 1:27 am

I don't think we need to worry about ManOnBear breeding. Human anyway.

SorosBot March 1, 2012 at 8:35 pm

Will be? Uh communism's been dead for over two decades; and we all cheered it.

redarmyzombie March 1, 2012 at 8:54 pm

Well, MOSTLY dead…

Doktor Zoom March 1, 2012 at 9:07 pm

No, no we didn't, my precious, you see, actually, we are apparently all communists, committed to the re-imposition of a Soviet Nazi Muslim Atheist dictatorship in which everyone will be aborted and forced to worship trees.

Oh no, I said that aloud…here come the black helicopters!

redarmyzombie March 1, 2012 at 9:18 pm

No, you see, it's a Soviet Nazi GAY Muslim Atheist dictatorship.

And the helicopters are rainbow colored.

C_R_Eature March 1, 2012 at 9:54 pm

Don't worry about the helicopters. Those guys are with me.

C_R_Eature March 1, 2012 at 9:41 pm

But the Bolsheviks are still with us. See above.

redarmyzombie March 1, 2012 at 9:00 pm

"Listen, Manbear, this is Christopher Walken. I just want you to know, that your penis isn't as small as you think it is. You're not alone, in this world; consider me. I got this firm, supple body, and these smooth, graceful hands. You can meet me behind the dumpster. I take payment in kittens."

redarmyzombie March 1, 2012 at 9:02 pm

Aaaaand yes, I know I'm going to hell for that.

flamingpdog March 1, 2012 at 9:33 pm

Say hi to bare piggy man when you get there for me.

tessiee March 1, 2012 at 11:24 pm

Anything is better when it's spoken in the voice of Christopher Walken.
William Shatner and Adam West would be acceptable, too.

redarmyzombie March 2, 2012 at 12:27 am

IRL, I can do a mean Geroge Takei. =)

Doktor Zoom March 2, 2012 at 9:35 am

Oh, MY…

fuflans March 1, 2012 at 9:07 pm

you know dude, if communism = china and socializms = canada, well, red blooded american capitalism isn't looking too perky by comparison.

course, that statement requires actual knowledge of geopolitics and economics.

so yeah, let's just go with 'communism will be crushed'.

ShaveTheWhales March 1, 2012 at 9:35 pm

"pinkos"? Are you even old enough to use that word?

C_R_Eature March 1, 2012 at 9:41 pm

Yes. And the Monarchy will be restored.

Steverino247 March 1, 2012 at 10:19 pm

Really? And tell us what heroic feats you've done to make this happen. How long did you spend in the Army overseas patrolling DMZ's, observing the Iron Curtain from a foxhole in the snow or maybe even shooting at the Commies in Vietnam?

Didn't think so.

lulzmonger March 1, 2012 at 10:36 pm

Not fucking likely.

Corporate communism laughs itself to sleep on a big bag of your money every night, sunshine. Knowing that Dunning-Kruger-afflicted dipshits like you will defend it to the death if they just call it "the Free Market" & equate it with the patriotism they despise is merely the sweet sweet schadenfreude cherry on their Grand Theft Sundae.

PS: Remember to vote for its GOP Komissars this fall – they won't screw you over NEXT time, they promise*!
_______________________________
* ( some conditions may apply )

tessiee March 1, 2012 at 11:29 pm

You guys, I'm trying to think whether I've ever been called a "pinko" before, and I actually never have.
It's so… so *retro*!
What's next? Will he tell us all to "23 skiddoo"?

BaldarTFlagass March 2, 2012 at 8:26 am

Hey, ya wanna take a ride and go spoon in my flivver?

slowhansolo March 2, 2012 at 3:58 pm

Now you're on the trolley!

James Michael Curley March 2, 2012 at 12:21 am

Rock and Roll killed communism. Ronald Reagan prolonged its life so he could get reelected.

dadanarchist March 1, 2012 at 8:05 pm

Just fucking bomb Phoenix already. Nobody will miss it.

C_R_Eature March 1, 2012 at 8:53 pm

It's not the heat. It's the stupidity.

arihaya March 1, 2012 at 11:00 pm

why can't haboob just blow the city away

Pithaughn March 2, 2012 at 2:00 am

Don't worry. the economy is swirling around the drain as it is. Every single business park is surrounded with real estate for lease or sale signs. Only Intel and the Apache helicopter factory are expanding. Won't be long before the water dries up and the price of AC finishes this stucco burb off.

MRjonz March 1, 2012 at 8:33 pm

And you just know that when Sheriff Joe and Orly Taitz finally cosumated their union, it will involve handcuffs and pink undies. And wait till I describe what Ms. Taitz will be wearing…

C_R_Eature March 1, 2012 at 9:22 pm

Black Leather chaps. As Arpaio heaves on top of her, She screams, in a charmingly Slavic accent: Fick mich, du miserabler Hurensohn,Du miserabler Hurensohn! Fick mich, du miserabler Hurensohn!"

And then Arpaio says: "Aber beklecker nicht das Sofa, Sofa!"

ShaveTheWhales March 1, 2012 at 9:39 pm

Goethe, right?

C_R_Eature March 1, 2012 at 9:43 pm

No, that was from an Opera – "Hayden: The Sausage"

BigRadio March 2, 2012 at 1:30 am

The same thing Andy was wearing when he died of "natural causes."

voodooeconomics March 1, 2012 at 8:36 pm

wishy washy fucks at CNN. I hate Wolf

Barrelhse March 1, 2012 at 8:40 pm

Wouldn't it nice if the Friday PM weekend post could be "Sheriff Joe Drops Dead?"

C_R_Eature March 1, 2012 at 9:50 pm

"I love how the supposedly empathetic bleeding heart LIEBERALS are really a bunch of nasty intolerant SOB's and cowerdly too also you lieing Obot Skum!!11!!!1"

How was that? I have a Wingnut Rosetta Stone disk on loan.

Barrelhse March 1, 2012 at 9:54 pm

Harelip! Harelip!

C_R_Eature March 1, 2012 at 9:57 pm

Wood Eye!

tessiee March 1, 2012 at 11:35 pm

Well, celebrity deaths come in threes. There's already Breitbart and Davy Jones, so we can all keep our fingers crossed.

BigRadio March 2, 2012 at 1:30 am

3,000 comments!

DaRooster March 1, 2012 at 8:47 pm

That Arizona sheriff guy is gay… huh? That is a different sheriff? I wouldn't put it by this guy being an angry "let me suck it or I will deport you" kinda guy.

fuflans March 1, 2012 at 9:09 pm

i can see how this will create loads of jobs.

flamingpdog March 1, 2012 at 9:37 pm

For Sheriff Joe, from grateful fans on their knees before him.

ttommyunger March 1, 2012 at 9:39 pm

Nope, not even Joe R. Piehole can ruin my day: Andrew Fucking Breitbart is dead. ;)

C_R_Eature March 1, 2012 at 9:43 pm

Still.

lulzmonger March 1, 2012 at 10:52 pm

Not suprising: sidewalks have a known liberal bias.

ttommyunger March 2, 2012 at 7:02 am

….and facts, too, also, as well as.

BigRadio March 2, 2012 at 1:32 am

Who?

ttommyunger March 2, 2012 at 7:02 am

Amen!

not that Dewey March 1, 2012 at 9:47 pm

Joe Arpaio Said Something So Important That CNN Broadcast It Live

fixed.

sezme March 1, 2012 at 10:33 pm

Show us your long-form panties, Joe!

C_R_Eature March 1, 2012 at 10:51 pm

This Just In: Bloggerisimo Andrew Breitbart is still Undead.

Negropolis March 1, 2012 at 11:14 pm

What did he find?

trampndirtdown March 1, 2012 at 11:29 pm

Oooh maybe he found all those headless bodies Duh Guv was talking about.

BigRadio March 2, 2012 at 1:33 am

Abortions sans transvaginals.

not that Dewey March 1, 2012 at 11:41 pm

Ladies and Gentlemen, The President of the United States

Jukesgrrl March 2, 2012 at 12:43 am

Almost time for the 2012 dinner. April 28.

not that Dewey March 2, 2012 at 12:49 am

Woo hoo!

"Can't hardly wait", as Paul Westerberg would say.

Doktor Zoom March 2, 2012 at 1:49 am

OK, so who did the voiceover for "The President's Speech"? Pretty dead-on Don LaFontaine impersonation…

not that Dewey March 2, 2012 at 8:34 am

He had already died by then, no? Google won't give up its secrets. That's a mystery for the ages.

"I've never seen so many damn insurance commissioners"

What kills me is that after that, Obama pretty much owned the teleprompter joke, but that didn't stop the CPAC clowns from reading leleprompter jokes off teleprompters.

onemoretime79 March 2, 2012 at 1:31 am

Your'e doing a heck of a job, CNN – pronouncing; miss-pronouncing.
Either or = the kiss of death for Jojo. And you.
Signed,
GWB

Pithaughn March 2, 2012 at 1:56 am

Joe is very popular in AZ. So the local network newsers have to play this like a major news story. Some of the talking heads can't keep a straight face though. I'm here for a class and was amazed at the time devoted to cover what to me is a blatantly politcally motivated investigation. The sherriff claims that 250 citiezens asked him to investigate. 250 out of 4 million residents. so what? 10 x -5 percent. I wonder if 500 concerned citizens demanded he investigate rumors that he likes to torture little boys and then dump them headless in the desert if that investigation would get the same resources. Seems just as likely to me , as likely as a conspiracy to cover up the President of the United States of America having a fake birth certificate. Joe.

Pat_Pending March 2, 2012 at 2:25 am

I dream of a world where self-hating homos don't get free press for trying to bring down the President, and Snooki's pregnancy doesn't get more coverage than Davy Jones' death.

Oh, and Man-Bear-Pig = big hairy guy with his mouth open, begging for more shit to be rammed down it. Hey, I didn't come up with this definition; it's been out there for decades! What, he didn't know? Oh, he knew…

redarmyzombie March 2, 2012 at 4:18 am

It's rather astounding, considering this has been going on for nigh on four years now…good god, I'm 22 and already I feel old and cynical. -_-

Anyhoo, I doubt I'll be up in the morning, so here's to wishing you a merry-and SHORT-trip.

flamingpdog March 1, 2012 at 5:54 pm

Aw, why did you have to bring Oily Taint into the conversation? Hasn't she suffered enough?

Native_of_SL_UT March 1, 2012 at 6:10 pm

I'll just wait for the SNL version.

flamingpdog March 1, 2012 at 6:12 pm

I'm sure the santorum sprays out quite well, too, also.

trondant March 1, 2012 at 6:21 pm

Jeezus. Without a bra, those "tits" would be ankle-deep in the guacamole.

imissopus March 1, 2012 at 10:46 pm

Haven't we?

redarmyzombie March 1, 2012 at 6:29 pm

Especially from women.

redarmyzombie March 1, 2012 at 6:34 pm

Also, would anybody happen to know why some of my longer comments aren't posting here on Wonkette?

SorosBot March 1, 2012 at 6:51 pm

THE TRUTH is so important, they even had to neglect their normal activity of saving the World …

… of Warcraft.

Steverino247 March 1, 2012 at 6:54 pm

Good work getting to 115p, by the way, MissTaken.

Doktor Zoom March 1, 2012 at 7:04 pm

I think that both of you are making a big mistake in ignoring the CHEMTRAILS and HAARP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

flamingpdog March 1, 2012 at 6:53 pm

Krugman said that Newt Gangrenich is what stupid people think smart people sound like. Trolls come here to hear what actual smart people sound like.

SorosBot March 1, 2012 at 6:55 pm

It comes from a disease common among the backwards wingut morons of the population, which results in them having no life whatsoever; and nothing better to do than troll us with their racist bullshit.

Steverino247 March 1, 2012 at 6:56 pm

You gotta slay trolls wherever you find them, SB.

C_R_Eature March 1, 2012 at 7:44 pm

Just wanted to step in and say what an admirable job all of you are doing in shredding today's Troll. I knew they'd be here today.
Gold Stars all around!

MissTaken March 1, 2012 at 6:59 pm

I have the little people to thank for it.

Literally. I have a team of Ewoks that sit around just upfisting me all day. And believe me, it tickles.

Generation[redacted] March 1, 2012 at 7:05 pm

Size doesn't matter! That's what women tell me in private, anyway.

redarmyzombie March 1, 2012 at 7:06 pm

Wonkette,
Come for the snark, stay because the wingtards make you catatonically depressed…

redarmyzombie March 1, 2012 at 7:07 pm

But that Doesn't. Explain. The MORONS!!!

Steverino247 March 1, 2012 at 7:08 pm

Actually, I'm more Wookie sized, but fisting you is something I enjoy doing. Wait! UPfisting you is something I enjoy doing. (Whew!)

flamingpdog March 1, 2012 at 9:22 pm

And how do you pronounce "Ewok", MissTaken?

redarmyzombie March 1, 2012 at 8:35 pm

Aaaaaand now the damn thing posts…

C_R_Eature March 1, 2012 at 8:36 pm

I think, personally that the practice of hospitals breeding Pig-Men is much more disturbing. I did a small amount of Web-Based research and found this to be true.

C_R_Eature March 1, 2012 at 9:00 pm

Easy. They're from Outer Space!

flamingpdog March 1, 2012 at 9:27 pm

Dubya, are you posting at teh Wonkette again?

C_R_Eature March 1, 2012 at 9:32 pm

Hey! He got that from me! And don't call me "Dubya". There isno "Dubya, now.

WunkRocker March 1, 2012 at 10:33 pm

No because that serial librul GW Bush was in charge when they could investigated Barry. Not to mention Dick Cheney just likes black people and Sharia law.

imissopus March 1, 2012 at 10:34 pm

I wouldn't be so sure about that.

redarmyzombie March 2, 2012 at 12:32 am

Sad thing is, in Wingnut World, that makes perfect, logical sense in some unfathomable way.

I'm gonna need a blackboard, guys.

redarmyzombie March 2, 2012 at 12:39 am

That is almost as beautiful as Blacksploitation Star Wars.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NATeU-r0GDU

FROTHY March 2, 2012 at 1:37 am

Not to mention, you know, Hillary Clinton and John McCain, who were both competing with him for the prize he won.

FROTHY March 2, 2012 at 2:21 am

You know, I can't remember what the words on those pitchers said.

redarmyzombie March 2, 2012 at 2:48 am

I realize this thread is dead by now, but can you fucking believe it?

James Michael Curley March 2, 2012 at 10:48 am

No need to apologize I grew up in a neighborhood where everybody’s family name ended in a vowel and in the summer they moved down to the basement ‘kitchen’ to keep cool.

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