Media World Implodes On Itself, Sprays Santorum Everywhere

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Actual video source uncredited.Does this screenshot of a video clip posted to YouTube (and now posted to Wonkette) seem a little, uhh, heavy with logos?

While the actual source of the video clip is unknown, and we found it on the bottom of some weird blog called “God Discussion,” there are five (5) corporate media brand logos stamped all over this video that was not made by any of them. At least we know the video clip person at BuzzFeed was Tivo’ing CNN when he uploaded and embedded it, and then the producers of MSNBC’s The Ed Show copied the video off BuzzFeed and broadcast it on the MSNBC channel, and then someone/some thing called “politicalarticles” (a YouTube user account) uploaded it to the Internet yet again, and now it says “By politicalarticles,” the end. [What?]

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86 comments

  1. Dashboard Buddha

    Don't care about the logos. However, I am digging the image of Ricky with an imaginary gun to his head.

    1. bumfug

      I like to imagine that picture is Rick, in a rare moment of clarity, saying "There's obviously something very wrong in here".

      1. Dashboard Buddha

        Sorry baconz…I have the competitive advantage. This is my last week at work and I have fuck all to do. Good news: Plenty of time for snark. Bad news: I'm going to be unemployed in 3 days.

        1. KeepFnThatChicken

          Oh, damn. I'd like to say this means "More time on Wonkette!" but that really isn't beneficial…

          1. Dashboard Buddha

            It will be a nice diversion between jumping through unemployment's hoops and interviewing for soulless jobs.

          1. Dashboard Buddha

            Well…it's sort of a mutual thing. I really suck at this job, but for all that, we all love each other. Good people…I'm just not a good salesman.

        2. Baconzgood

          I can maybe help you out with a job working on my floor. You'll need a shoe box of fire ants, some crazy glue and the key to department director Dale's office (which he now religiously locks when he's gone).

        3. FROTHY

          Well, shit, that sucks. Here's hoping it lasts only as long as you want it to.

          On the PLUS side, they seem to be hiring all over the place.

        4. V572 Flambé

          Can I have your stapler?

          But sorry to hear it. Hope you find something soon, if that's your desire or need or both.

    2. widestanceromance

      The fact that he's doing it wrong–hello, IN THE MOUTH, RICK, IN THE MOUTH–makes me want to throw up.

    1. Dashboard Buddha

      I didn't know who that was so I looked him up. Did you know there's a website called bestgore that has video of his suicide? I didn't confirm this however.

      Fucking world.

  2. Barb

    Does Rick Santorum really need Secret Service protection? Back in my day, a candidate would just hold a bullet between their knees………….

  3. bumfug

    It took longer to describe where the clip came from than it did for me to decide not to waste time watching it.

    1. Callyson

      OMG wouldn't it be hilarious if one of the contestants on RuPaul's Drag Race did Ricky? (Literally or figuratively, of course.) I'm thinking Sharon Needles since she hails from Pittsburgh…

  4. MissTaken

    Nah, if it was really about 'Satan' the video would last another 9 seconds (yes, Satan is cool enough to go all the way to 66 seconds).

    1. Lionel[redacted]Esq

      It is what the olds who don't like being frighten by FOX leave their TVs tuned while they sleep.

  5. 2161911

    There's only one way to stop Satan and Santorum knows it. If elected, he must use all of America's military might to launch a full-blown offensive against the Kingdom of Hell, which is located at the center of the Earth.

  6. Mumbletypeg

    I went over to the "God Discussion" you hyperlinked, WonkJr., expecting to wade through an opinionated swamp of verbose socio-religous polemics, but I found myself there lingering just long enough to be offended by their complete misuse of basic grammatical structure and undeveloped grasp of how sentences should go.

  7. MissTaken

    I spent many years in therapy trying to forget about those hideous multicolored LV bags girls who look up to the Kardashians carried around. All that time and money for nothing.

  8. chascates

    And it doesn't show the subliminal messages:

    Obama is for Sharia Gay Marriages

    Paid for by the Atheist Teachers of America

  9. Lionel[redacted]Esq

    Perhaps it is for the best to only view Santorum after it has been filtered through five or so generations of tape. Full, fresh Santorum is often unpleasant.

  10. Antispandex

    I thought the Republinuts liked REAL guns, not pretend finger pointy things. Be a man Rick! Use a real pistol!

  11. meatlofer

    He then rotated his finger telling all the world,what they already knew………he's completely BATSHIT!

  12. Toomush_Infer

    This, for some reason, just hits a sore spot with me today – I took the kids to the movies Sunday and had to sit through seven layers of who owned, bought, subsidized, produced and reproduced the movie before it started, while I remembered unhappily that I had paid dearly for all four tickets to the damn thing….

    1. HistoriCat

      And don't get me started on DVDs! You get about 10 minutes of previews and "coming soons" which you can eventually skip but it's followed by the FBI warning – an Interpol warning – a third warning – a legal disclaimer – a legal disclaimer in Spanish – a legal disclaimer in French – and some more crap after that … and then you get to the movie.

  13. ttommyunger

    Sorry, I can't comment on Little Ricky right now, I'm mesmerized by the newswhore's attempts to conceal their boners and erect nips while hashing and rehashing the horrific details of our latest school shooting.

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