Greg Gutfeld (Oh my god, Greg, what happened to you, besides too many Crunchwrap Supremes?) is a member of a strange five-person cult that appears on Fox News every day. He thinks he is funny. He used to edit men’s magazines. He used to look like this (fig. 1), of a time. In 2010, during the whole Ground Zero mosque debacle, Gutfeld proposed building a gay bar for Muslims next to the mosque in “an effort to break down barriers and reduce deadly homophobia in the Islamic world.” Nice try (or rather, Hmm, we must acknowledge that you spoke those words), and/but vomit and WTF. Now, Greg tried to make his cult members laugh at Monday’s cult gathering by saying that the difference between Muslims and Catholics is that “Catholics write letters and Muslims stab you with letter openers.”

Excellent, here is the video for this gastrointestinal accident.

It goes without saying that Gutfeld is probably the most Muslim-hating person in this country that we are forced to look at more times than we care to. So in case you were wondering who that person was, here that person is. He’s attacked Keith Ellison, Representative from Minnesota, for being Muslim. He’s called Muslims “people from the 6th century,” and so on. His blog is called The Daily Gut, which, OK, that’s at least a good and accurate name.

There is a happy ending here, and that is that a) Greg mostly but not always appears on Fox at 3AM and b) we are now at the end of this post, which is a happy thing. [MediaMatters]

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  • chascates

    And neither religion should be involved in politics.

    • Or in the nether regions, and Greg? I haz a sad that you think a gay bar would teach Muslims anything, unless you plan on actually being in the bar. Working. Hard.

    • Dashboard Buddha


  • Barb

    This guy is neither fair nor balanced (mentally)

    • fair skinned … which is all he needs for that "Foxy look"

      • DaRooster

        And balanced… moob-wise…

  • orygoon

    Greg, what century does Pope Ratzi belong to?

    • RedneckMuslin


    • RadioCualquier

      Early to mid 20th, say 1933-45, yep, that oughta do.

    • the 2300s. you dont want to know.

    • Generation[redacted]

      The one with the lizard people.

    • Boojum_Reborn

      Any of 'em, all of 'em, Katie.

  • nounverb911

    And then they all blamed the Jews.

    • Why not, it's what they always do.

    • chicken_thief

      I thought Fox Noise had a wide on for the Jews. Well, maybe not the US Jews ruining Hollywood and the like, but the in Israel Jews who the Kenyan in Chief is always stabbing in the back.

  • Next time: "Decrepit Catholic priests rape kids like THIS, while radical Muslims use kids as Human Shields like THIS"

    • Wait, no, you can't do that because the Israeli JEWISH soldiers also use kids as Human Shields. Like This or That, or any other way.

      • MosesInvests

        Well, in Israel at least, soldiers who use human shields are court-martialed.

        • Mein kind, I'm not going to fight with you over this, OK? I know what it's like to feel like the whole world is ganging up on your people. And I will never stop fighting for the rights of the Jewish people to be free of genocide and persecution, and to have a homeland.

          But the Israeli government, that's another story. And criticizing their actions does not make anybody anti-Semitic or anti-Jewish. So if we're going to disagree about this, let's agree to disagree and still agree to love and respect and honour each other. (Hugs you disirregardless)

          • MosesInvests

            Frothy, I'm a lover not a fighter. That being said, I was in the IDF-and that kind of bullshit is *very* clearly against regulations. If an Israeli soldier were ordered to use human shields, that would be considered a flagrantly illegal order which said soldier would be duty-bound to disobey. Does that mean there are no stupid assholes in the IDF? No, just like any group of people anywhere. But it's not policy, even under the present government of Israel, which I consider to be the worst in Israel's history.

          • I have lots of Israeli friends as well as American friends who have served in the IDF. As you point out — there are stupid assholes everywhere. It might not be official policy, but there are reported instances. The inequity between the two sides is too great for me to overlook even one such instance. The Israeli government chokes off the supply of medication, food, and water into Gaza and the West Bank.

            I know it's not official policy. But it happens. And it's not worth arguing about, because the *greater* crime is that this Israeli government is endangering the lives of not just Israeli Jews but Jews everywhere.

          • HistoriCat

            Israel squandered the moral force of the Holocaust through their treatment of the Palestinians. The United States squandered the goodwill and moral force of the September 11 attacks through the idiotic invasion of Iraq. Any other contenders for biggest squandering dipshits?

          • This is Planet Earth, habibi. There will ALWAYS be contenders. Let's face it, we're all dipshits. Some of us just learn to drop the dipshit routine after life kicks us hard in the goolies a few times.

          • Guppy

            What's Canadian PM Harper been up to these days?

  • Baconzgood

    Catholics are peaceful and as a Catholic I can safely say…NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!!!!!!!!!

    • NOW you tell me you're a Cat'lick.

      • Baconzgood

        True Catholic baby! I go to church 4 times a year. You didn't think all of us lib-tards were godless heathens? I go more as a habit than anything.

        (Get it HABIT. iz soooo funny)

        • You dingalingadingdong! I go to Catholic church about four times a year too, mostly because my best friend is a Catholic and I've had a srs crush on her since we were teenagers. You Cafeteria Christian, you.

  • Lascauxcaveman

    Oooh, Greg. So close.

    Muslims don't "stab" you with their letter openers. What they do is bomb you with nuclear-powered letter-opener-clusterbomb WMDs, developed secretly in their so-called "peaceful nuclear power" projects.

    Which is why we have to bomb them FIRST.

    Paranoid racist winger exaggeration FAIL.

  • WeHaveIssues

    Men's Health Magazine – the Cosmo of men's soft gay porn, hmmmm….

  • widestanceromance

    It was the paper cuts that made the Inquisition so violent and no one expected them.

    • Baconzgood

      Put her in the comfy chair!!!!!!

      • widestanceromance

        Is that another TMZ dead Whitney shot?

        • You NEVER KNOW around here. But I think flamingpdog is the one who has all the HORRIBLE linkies. This one might be, you know, just a tad nauseating, or something.

  • Joshua Norton

    Hmmm. Judging from that picture and his obvious tank top fetish, he's basically a Richard Simmons wannabe, only with a better haircut.

    • widestanceromance

      And pants, I would hope.

    • chicken_thief

      "…only with a better haircut."


  • Fukui-sanYesOta

    he also says "I would love to bomb them back to the stone age but they're already there" – now that's fair and balanced.

    I say we ship all these talking heads over to Afghanistan armed only with ham sandwiches.

    • No, with ham biscuits!

      • Poor Lindsay! He just *nevah* gets no lerve.

    • Karma_Suture

      And then teach them how to defend themselves against a baanaanaa!

  • nounverb911

    The Romans should have fed Gutfeld's ancestors to the lions.

  • MiniMencken

    The First Amendment gently weeps…

  • Nostrildamus

    Unitarians perform a healing dance over your chakra,

    • With stilettos, pleez pleez pleez! The daggers, not the shoes.

  • In Northern Ireland I hear the Catholics were really big on sending letters – with bombs in them!

    • LagunaB

      Your *knowledge* of northern Ireland and the Irish (catholic is a redundancy) is non-existent. It is our country, the prods are trespassers.

      • Boojum_Reborn

        OK, so no bombs in letters or yes bombs in letters?

      • doloras

        Ten bucks say that you've never been closer to Ireland than the Staten Island ferry.

        • LagunaB

          Kinsale.Pay up.
          Cumann na mBan.

      • Ok, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

      • MosesInvests

        Noted irish (Republican) poet W.B. Yeats was a Prod. So was Wolfe Tone. The Irish tricolor includes the color orange as a acknowledgment that the Irish Republic is a union of Catholics *and* Protestants.

        • Guppy

          The snakes were there first.

          • MosesInvests

            St. Patrick libel!1!1!

      • Guppy

        Speaking of "our country" and "trespassing," there are a few of your kin working for Fox News we'd dearly like to deport somewhere. You wouldn't mind welcoming them home, would you?

        • LagunaB

          Fox News folk.Send them to Somalia.Sent from my iPhone

        • Oh, now, Guppy, let's not be mean, eh? There's plenty of arseholes on Fox News from everywhere. Don't they have Canadians, and English folk, too?

          • Guppy

            No, special damnation should be reserved for modern-day Know-Nothings with last names like "O'Reilly" and "Hannity."

            "Don't trust them new paddies over there…" Sing along if you know the words!

          • Ah, ya know, before I went to Ireland to visit and stay and see the whole beautiful country, every Irish person I know said, "Don't you trust them over there," and we're talking Irish Irish, here, born on the auld sod (bunch of old sods).

            It's sad, innit, when the Irish first came to this country, people put out signs in the shops, NINA, "No Irish Need Apply." And the things that they did to them here! And then to see so many Irish like O'Reilly and Hannity joining arms with those bastids who would once have kicked them to the bottom of the nearest heap for a bunch of bog-dwellers, and they're carrying their water now and doing the job of oppressing the next lot that comes by.

          • Guppy

            One has to wonder if it's some sort of multi-generational Stockholm Syndrome.

          • Ah, you know, don't be hard on them. The Irish government was the first among European nations to support the right of many a colony, accepting as brothers/sisters in the struggle people that were horribly oppressed.

            And how can you hold one bit of anger in your heart for a people who could deliver such a magnificent orator as this, especially when he's giving some teabagger an earful about Sarah Palin and teabaggery? Enjoy, my friend.

      • Negropolis

        You know, you missed the snark and then the chance to snark to make it better, and that really makes you fucked up, even if people agree with your opinion. Defensive and sensitive much?

    • Negropolis

      Two birds, one stone.

  • Pragmatist2

    The difference between rectums and assholes is that rectums have a sphincter that keeps their sh*t in and assholes do not. Witness Mr. Gutfield.

  • smashedinhat

    I really didn't want to watch that, nor did I want to watch Jack van Imp or whatever the hell his name is this weekend past. What have I done to deserve this outrage!? Who do I pay off?

    • Poor love! It'll be OK. Just NEVER EVER click on a Wonketz linky or watch the videos.

      Oh, who the fuck am I kidding? They'll get you, no matter what happens, smashed. Just breathe deep.

  • And Catholic Priests abuse little boys. What's your point again?

  • bumfug

    The difference between Fox News and real news is that real news gives you factual information and Fox News stabs your brain with idiocy.

  • PeaceWithHonor

    It's very egalitarian for Fox to hire people who would be better suited for careers in food service.

    • widestanceromance

      Oh, come on now, would you eat a sandwich made by any of them?

      • HistoriCat

        I'm sure those blonde bimbos on Fox would have been excellent Salad Sisters


    • anniegetyerfun

      Everyone on Fox News is special needs, and I commend them for creating jobs for people who would otherwise be unable to participate in the workforce.

  • Lionel[redacted]Esq

    So, the IRA were all Muslims?

    • LagunaB

      Don't use words you don't understand. And don't talk about history you have no knowledge of.

      • Boojum_Reborn

        Islamic Republican Allah. Easy, no more Catholiciness.

      • MosesInvests

        The Provisional IRA, or Provos, then. And while I am sympathetic to the unification of Ulster with the rest of Ireland, the Provos were nasty, terrorist bastards (not that the Prostestant, Unionist militias were/are any better).

        • LagunaB

          There was nastiness on both sides.Sent from my iPhone

          • MosesInvests


      • Negropolis

        Fuck off, you hyper-sensitive prig. You have this excellent talent, I see, of pushing away people who'd otherwise be on your side, ideologically.

    • I know, I was amazed too.

  • LabRodent

    I would loved to see Fox's screening process for new employees "Are you a Dick? Yes! Welcome to Fox News.

  • LettucePrey

    OK, I'll admit, I do watch "The Five" on occasion. For lulz.

    Greg Gutfeld isn't even the most odious on this panel. He's just extremely bitter that ripping off Jon Stewart doesn't get him the national exposure that the Daily Show has. Bob Beckel (the old muttering guy in the suspenders) is supposed to be the "liberal" voice on the panel, but in traditional Faux fashion, he's not liberal at all – he's a fundamentalist Christian who constantly apologizes for Obama. And don't get me started on that hot tranny mess Kimberly Guilfoyle, who went from championing marriage equality (while married to one of the most progressive politicians in the U.S.) to this nasty right-wing streak on display here.

    • RadioCualquier

      I'm guilty too, LP, I've watched Red Eye a few times. Or, I should say the first ten minutes — that's about as much as I can stomach. It is truly pathetic to watch wingtards try to be snarky and hip. Disgusting really. They just come across as pompous and smug — as evidenced by Gutfeld's stupid remarks.

    • What? Kimberly Guilfoyle is on that show? How have the mighty fallen. From a hotshot young lawyer with a wealthy, cool, progressive politico for a husband to a late-night talk-show tart on Pox Ooze! Say byebye to your career, Kimmy!

    • Gainsbourg69

      I've watched this show a couple of times and it is painfully unfunny.

  • SorosBot

    Catholics write letters? Try telling that to the English, or the family of George Tiller.

  • lefty74

    Try separating the church and the state at the Vatican.

    Do the priests have diplomatic immunity?

    • BaldarTFlagass

      "Try separating the church and the state at the Vatican."

      How, you ask? With a crowbar, natch!

  • Liz, why couldn't you stabbety-stab Gutfield with your letter-writing instruments right in the GUT???

    Oh, right, crimes = jail food, horrible thought. Nevah mind.

  • bikerlaureate

    One almost hopes he's drawing that comparison from personal experience.

    He's got the beginnings of a classic right-wing stand-up routine here. Can't wait to learn how Hindus and Wiccans are called out…

  • chascates

    The totally scientific Drudge Poll is back!
    NEWT GINGRICH 12.13% (5,894 votes)
    RON PAUL 24.38% (11,841 votes)
    MITT ROMNEY 35.01% (17,008 votes)
    RICK SANTORUM 28.48% (13,834 votes)
    Total Votes: 48,577

    I voted for Newt just to string his ass along.

    • redarmyzombie

      You'd have done better to send him the latest Tiffany's catalogue.

    • Guppy

      What, the Paultards haven't gotten their voting scripts set up yet? Someone's slacking.

  • Totally Fucking OT but: Dear Wonketteers, I will be leaving you in peace come Friday for a month or more. Chances are, I won't have time to check in, except maybe SuperTuesday. I want to thank you all for making my forced post-surgical bed-rest so horribly entertaining. It's been wonderful. Eh, life goes on. I love alla y'all (yeah, even the ones who have valiantly resisted my blandishments).

    Back to snark.

    • BaldarTFlagass

      Hope the surgery cures that boardname schizophrenia you've been suffering!! See you soon!

      • Dang, dood, that's not gonna happen till ALL these RW nutbags are safely out of the running sobbing into their beer while we dance around celebrating President Obama's re-election.

    • prommie

      But Frothy, we hardly knew ye.

      • Yes, you little resister of my blandishments! I may be back. I just don't know when, or how.

    • widestanceromance


      It's gonna be a long month, so hurry back.

      • Unfortunately, I'm not going away because I want to. Some things have happened that require my presence, and I really don't know if or when I can come back. I don't really want to say more, just because I don't want to cause any of you any unhappiness. Inshallah, I shall return. But I really don't know when that might be. I know you will all do fine without me, and I will always remember all of you with great fondness and love. I will certainly come back here if I can. I love you, widestance. I hope you take good care of your sweet wonderful man. Give him a squeeze for me.

        • widestanceromance


          Take care, and remember that we will have you in whatever state or quantity we can get you.

          • (Hugs widestance close) Don't you worry, baby. I'll do my best to come home.

        • Lionel[redacted]Esq

          I must leave you. Why I cannot say. Where I am going you cannot know. How I will get there I haven't decided yet. But one thing I can tell you, any time I hear the wind blow it will whisper the name… Wonkette.

          • Oh, you terrible little scamp!

          • Doktor Zoom

            'Twas like where you're from weren't never there. Where you're going doesn't matter. And where you are ain't no good unless you can get away from it!

            And remember: No man with a good car needs to be justified!

        • HistoriCat

          So is there a legal defense fund we should be contributing to? Maybe you can plead down to a misdemeanor.

          • You awful person, you. C'mere, lemme rub that hairy BELLEH!

            I wish it were a threatened arrest. Then I'd be having FUN, FUN, FUN! I'll miss you so much, you scalawag. You have made me LOL more times than I can remember. (Hugs you)

            I'll be checking in on SuperTuesday if the timezone permits. I think there's a 16-hour time diff, so I'll be checking in after everyone else checks out, but any kind of contact is good!

          • HistoriCat

            Fleeing the country to avoid prosecution? Good idea – worked for Roman Polanski.

          • No. Fleeing the country to care for a deathly ill sib. I really didn't want to share this, but I know you're only poking me because you want to know. Well, now you know. I'm not resentful, sweetie, it's not in my nature. But I don't really want to talk about it, because I don't know what's awaiting me at the end of this journey, and it really is very upsetting. Let's go back to the snark now, OK? I do love you and I will miss you, and I hope Mrs. HistoriCat and the Little HistoriCats are all doing well.

    • Lionel[redacted]Esq

      This is just a lead-in to another name/avatar change, right?

      You will be missed. Come back soon, and may the snark be with you.

      • Hey, Chet already pretended to kick my ass all OVER this place for not announcing the name changes in advance! I'm not doing that again.

        No, this is serious, and I leave on Friday, so don't worry. I'll be brute-forcing around until then. You will be missed too, you know. (Hugs Lionel) You have all been so very good to me.

    • Dashboard Buddha

      Dobbs speed, our dear Frothy.

      • You sweetheart. (Hugs the DBB) And I see you lost the shmoo. Don't worry. I will wish many, many blowjobs on you.

        • Dashboard Buddha

          This Friday night, god willing.—

          • I am also willing. NO! Not in THAT WAY!

            Have a wonderful time, dood, and think of us all while you're enjoying that well-earned organizm.

    • RadioCualquier

      Srsly, doodette? What are we to do?
      I hope your productivity and wit extends over to more important endeavors.
      You will be missed.

      • (Hugs the Radio) You are to keep the snark going mightily. You never know when I might sneak back in for a quick read.

        You will be greatly missed, too. You don't know how much you have given me.

    • redarmyzombie

      Yar, and I JUST signed up to snark with y'all too!

      Well, best of luck to ye.

      • Thank you, redarmyzombie. Solidarnosc!

    • I'll miss you most, scarecrow

      • It'll be OK, Grasshopper. I will hold you warm and close in my heart. We've known each other since Sadly, No! Although you probly don't remember me from those days. Hopefully, everything will be good and wonderful, and I will come home soon. But if I don't, remember that I will always love and cherish you for making my days happy and filled with laughter. Also evil and filled with snark, but hey, that's what makes me happy.

    • chascates

      You will go see the Wonkette Movie when it's released, right?

      • ZOMG, there's a MOVIE? Of course I will! Will there be nekky Sara Benincasa? (Pant, pant, drool)

        (Hugs chascates) Stay safe, and enjoy the beautiful farm with all the little beastlies. I will miss you.

    • LagunaB

      Happy trails to you, until we meet again.
      Happy trails to you, keep smiling until then………

      • Be well, dear. Remember that the greatest victory is to be able to forgive those who have injured you, not because it redounds to their benefit, but to yours. It's easier living life without the painful knots in the psyche. (Hugs you)

        • LagunaB

          Just to let you know. Because you have vanished along with Ken, no comment, others have stepped up to the plate to extended hugs you would normally bestow. It is not the same. Appreciated, but not the same. Not that I care. (sigh) just to let you know. As we say in Cally, whatever. Sent from my iPhone

    • MosesInvests

      Go in peace, and return in peace. Place won't be the same without you.

      • My friend, thank you for what you have given me. People of goodwill can always reach agreement if they try, and I'm glad we tried, since we now get to call each other friend. My love and good wishes to your family and to your very special and wonderful little boy with his songs. May happiness fill all your days, my friend. (Hugs you)

        • MosesInvests

          I'm thinking you may be confusing me with someone else, dood. My "little" boy is in high school, has his first girlfriend, and he's Deaf as a doorknob, so definitely no songs from him (I'm the singer in the family). But yes, I value our virtual friendship, and the Wonkettariat and I will miss you while you're gone. Hugs to you, too.

          • You're right, I AM. I am so sorry! Pls 2 forgive!

            (Hugs you) Sing me the Kol Nidre sometime and we'll call it even.

  • Antispandex

    It seems that the Nazis of the last century had Jews to hate, while this century has moved the Fox News watchers onto the Muslims. Nothing to be done about it…well, I could write a letter.

    • redarmyzombie

      I propose we pass out doughnuts at the next Teabagger rally. That should help the fat fucks along with their next quadruple bypass, eh?

      • Boojum_Reborn

        Fried twinkies.

        • chicken_thief

          I'M THERE!!!

    • Are you Catholic?

      Because if you're not, they're NOT GONNA READ IT!

      It could be a MooseLump plot, wiv bombs and everything.

  • SudsMcKenzie

    I wanted a tanning booth next door. Lets call it "Koran Tan".

    • redarmyzombie

      With complementary tanning burqa.

    • I don't know if you realize this, man, but back in those parts when they say they're gonna give you a Koran Tan, it's usually your parents saying it, and it involves bringing a heavy yet sacred book down on your nether regions with great force.

  • Chichikovovich

    He’s called Muslims “people from the 6th century,”

    Unlike fundamentalist Christians, who want to go back to the 1st century. Before Christianity went all Hollywood.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    "He’s called Muslims “people from the 6th century,” and so on."

    Joke's on him, Islam wasn't even founded until the 7th century. Christians, on the other hand have been around almost since BC times, which is like prehistoric, amirite?

    • You am.

      Wait — does BC stand for "Birth Control"?

    • GOPCrusher

      COPTIC LIBEL !!1!11!

  • paris biltong

    Only Muslims stab you with letter openers? How about Catholic fucking Tosca? Ignorant moron.

  • orygoon

    I think the only stringing-along of Newt's ass is done with $10 million donations.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    "Gutfeld proposed building a gay bar for Muslims next to the mosque in “an effort to break down barriers” and reduce deadly homophobia in the Islamic world.”

    I bet, from looking at that fitness photo, that he had other reasons besides those he listed.

    • BUSTED!

      • Loaded_Pants

        Well, he was editor-in-chief of Men's Health.

        • I once worked for a man who volunteered at the local clinics (back in the 80s) on gay men's health issues. It soon became abundantly clear to me that the ONLY reason he was doing that was so he could get up close and personal with every dick in town.

          I don't even want to know what "editor-in-chief of Men's Health" is a Pox Ooze euphemism for.

  • Doktor Zoom

    Christians don't stab you with letter openers. But if you're a doctor who performs a legal surgical procedure, Christians may post your home address on the internet, follow your children around, and stop by your church to shoot you in the head.

    • "a legal surgical procedure,"

      You forgot LIFE-SAVING. A woman I used to work with had her baby die inside of her when the umbilical cord looped around the fetus' neck. When that happens, the carcass rots. If it is not removed immediately, the rot spreads to the uterus. The woman in question was Catholic and 7 months pregnant. This is not unusual. The only way to tell if the fetus is horribly deformed or not likely to live long is around 5 months. What happens to those women and their already existing LIVE children when the Dr. Tillers of this world are murdered? Glenn Beck has never saved the life of a pregnant woman that I know of.

  • KeepFnThatChicken

    Letter opener goes in, letter opener goes out; never any miscommunication.

  • MissTaken

    Greg Gutfeld is proof that Fox News is not good for Men's Health.

    • It sure as hell ain't gonna be too good for his health to be kicked repeatedly in the nutsack — which is all this Pox Ooze segment will earn him.

  • edgydrifter

    Dear Grandpa Greg,

    WTF is a letter-opener?

    Sincerely, The 21st Century

    • Generation[redacted]

      I think it's some archaic term for a PGP key.

  • prommie

    In New Jersey, we don't pum gas, we pump our fist.

    • Boojum_Reborn

      Lube or no lube? Fox viewers must know.

  • Troglodeity

    I apologize for know-nothing, immature assholes like Gutfeld to patriotic Muslim- Americans like this man:

  • Since Muslims are people from the 6th century, neither the US nor Israel should worry about Iran's nukes since they didn't have nuclear power 1500 years ago.

  • So all I have to do to get a job at Fox News loudly proclaim my hate for Muslims?


  • Torquemada taught penmanship?

  • Toomush_Infer

    I think there's an actual psychological regressive disease that goes on at FAUX – it starts with a mild case of truthiness and, day by lying day, reduces their funcasters into blithering idiocy…it should probably be named Glen Syndrome, after its most salient victim…

  • prommie

    Mark Twain: All nations look down upon all other nations.

    All nations dislike all other nations.

    All white nations despise all colored nations, of whatever hue, and oppress them when they can.

    White men will not associate with "niggers," nor marry them.

    They will not allow them in their schools and churches.

    All the world hates the Jew, and will not endure him except when he is rich.

    I ask you to note all those particulars.

    • chicken_thief

      Needs more "I'm not a racist, but…"

    • MosesInvests

      Well, the Protestants hate the Catholics, and the Catholics hate the Protestants,
      The Hindus hate the Moslems (sic) and ev'rybody hates the Jews,
      But when it's National Brotherhood Week….

  • Greg Gutfeld (Oh my god, Greg, what happened to you…?)

    a laughable name, apparently; along with sowing enough hate to reap a haboob of whoop-ass.

  • IceCreamEmpress

    Jesus wept, Gutfeld, "bloated plutocrat" is just a metaphor. Blowing up to Chris Christie proportions isn't going to make you rich, dude.

  • elviouslyqueer

    I'm sorry, but if I'm going to waste 2:37 watching a bunch of pasty constipated harpies shrieking at each other, I'll re-watch the trailer of The Iron Lady.

    • HistoriCat

      Those 2 minutes, 37 seconds were from my life – I want them back!

  • 2161911

    What's the difference between a pile of garbage and "Fox and Friends"?

    • There's a *difference*?

  • poorgradstudent

    It's like Ireland and Uganda never existed!

    • Are they IN AMERICA?

      NO? Then they never existed. Next question?

  • Karma_Suture

    It just amazes me to no end how these fart sacks can take immensely complicated ideas and ALWAYS be able to reduce them down to some pithy, totally irrelevant and absolutely wrong sound byte.

    Very talented they is.

  • DahBoner

    Real Men don't buy "men's magazines" *

    * = Except Real Gay Men

  • SayItWithWookies

    Right — Catholics are completely nonviolent — especially when one of their bishops is calling for "violent opposition" to having to insure birth control.

  • BlueStateLibel

    This guy isn't worth wasting a few strokes on, except for INQUISITION you idiot.

  • WiscDad

    Well…he looks like a half Asian gay guy…so what's his problem? Aside from lusting after Muslims

  • Barrelhse

    This Greg guy is pretty funny. I wonder if we could get him to post here?

  • Other than the Holocaust, Catholics have been pretty good about not murdering off whole groups of people in the last century or so.

    • Northern Ireland.

      • Pinochet as well.

        But I was trying to be kind and only count the organized mass murders.

        • Uterus police in Guatemala? Or is that Nicaragua?

          Awright, awright, they're not mass murderers, I geddit!

  • Who_Knew_Too

    As usual, the idiots who whore for fox are ignorant of the facts. I don't know the name of the brown haired him who wanted to be the Afghans apologize for killing the very same Americans who INVADED their country!

    And then there is the fool talking about staying, he forgets all the doctors who've been murdered by so called Christians. He forgets that mcveigh was Christian, I could write for hours…..

    The hate and ignorance on the fox network makes my skin crawl!

  • ttommyunger

    Hmmm. Another cunt in the Fox Lineup. (Yawns)

  • Well, keep the FUN idea in mind, then.

    Excelsior! Snark ON!

  • rocktonsam

    Dear Muslins,

    Fox News are the ones you should really, really hate,



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