SEXYTIME  12:40 pm February 28, 2012

Nation’s Sexiest Supervisor in Meth-Fueled Sex-Tape Sexytime

by Wonkette Jr.

NOW you care about these obscure California politicians ...Do you see that lady? She is Nadia Lockyer, Alameda County, California, supervisor. Do you see that man? That is her husband, California state Treasurer Bill Lockyer. We know, right? So you could maybe understand why she has been having (allegedly) meth-feuled sex-tape sexytime with some dude she met in rehab (because of course), and then she (allegedly) straight-up beat that dude’s ass when it looked like he was still boning other ladies.

(And what about her actual husband, 70-year-old Democrat Bill Lockyer? Clever GOP operative types like to insert the word “nurse” or “nursing” into any press release about him, because of how they say he likes to dress up as a nurse. See? Clever. Or what’s the opposite of that? Right. Stupid.)

First, after Nadia got herself hospitalized following a brawl in a Newark Sex Hotel (!), Bill and Nadia claimed the sex-affair dude was an ex-boyfriend (of Nadia’s) who was stalking her. But in many SHOCKING TWISTS — including Bill just happening to send Nadia’s sexts with her “ex” to a DA, for investigatin’ — it now seems, according to the San Francisco Chronicle, that Nadia and her “ex” are still fighting the good fight. With meth, sex-tapes, and love!

Her cheating heart, apparently, gives Bill Lockyer a sad, so he (allegedly) got in touch with his wife’s boyfriend’s father, and asked this dude’s dad to erase said sex tape from his son’s sexy computer, which is probably mostly filled with sexts, sex-tapes, and home recipes for bathtub methamphetamine. And the sex-tape also (allegedly!) gave Bill Lockyer a little boner of his own, because he reportedly has watched it.

Nadia is back in rehab again, where hopefully she will meet a nicer boyfriend. [San Francisco Chronicle]

 
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nounverb911 February 28, 2012 at 12:42 pm

"Methy Sex-Tapey Sex Times"
Damn, I thought this was the franchise announcement for "Bristol Meth".

ttommyunger February 28, 2012 at 12:44 pm

…and this is newsworthy because…..?

chicken_thief February 28, 2012 at 12:48 pm

Exactly. Let me know when Bill calls Newt for advice or Rick weighs in on the sanctity of heterosexual marriage.

Lascauxcaveman February 28, 2012 at 1:15 pm

What, politics + illicit sex + illicit drugs + violence = not fun enough for you?

BornInATrailer February 28, 2012 at 1:32 pm

Simple answer: she's hot.

Fuck Toad February 28, 2012 at 1:37 pm

Reporting on political sexytimes is kind of the mission statement of Wonkette. This blog did get famous for reporting on the activities of Congressional staffers' butt holes, after all.

actor212 February 28, 2012 at 2:01 pm

Cuz, I'm fapping. Got a problem with that?

By the way, Alameda County supervisor Nadya Lockyer(lipsroundmy…)? I can solve both problems and make you a rich widow, you saucy minx.

KeepFnThatChicken February 28, 2012 at 2:35 pm

Republifucking.

Barb February 28, 2012 at 12:45 pm

Liar, liar, crotch on fire.

LabRodent February 28, 2012 at 1:05 pm

after meth sex it may very well be on fire.

Barb February 28, 2012 at 1:11 pm

追龍 chasing the dragon and the little man in the boat.
Eating fortune cookies has got to suck without teeth.

UnholyMoses February 28, 2012 at 12:45 pm

You can tell they're Democrats by the fact no young boys/cancer-stricken wives were involved.

Now … your move, Bristol.

actor212 February 28, 2012 at 2:29 pm

I dunno….those breasts might require a closer examination to be sure.

Local_Mojo February 28, 2012 at 12:45 pm

It is California, right? Move along.

SexySmurf February 28, 2012 at 12:47 pm

Her cheating heart, apparently, gives Bill Lockyer a sad, so he (allegedly) got in touch with his wife’s boyfriend’s father, and asked this dude’s dad to erase said sex tape from his son’s sexy computer

I guess you could say there's a meth head to his madness.

Thank you, I'll be here all week. Try the veal.

not that Dewey February 28, 2012 at 1:24 pm

Well, here's another nice meth you've gotten us into!

DaRooster February 28, 2012 at 1:50 pm

"This doesn't add up."
"Well, just do the meth."
"Oh I get it now."

actor212 February 28, 2012 at 2:02 pm

a meth head to his madness

I'd totally slap you if this wasn't such a beautiful comment…

Not_So_Much February 28, 2012 at 12:47 pm

This story is everything that is -right- with the politics of today. sadly.

sharethegrief February 28, 2012 at 2:01 pm

The entertainment value is almost worth the price of admission.

paris biltong February 28, 2012 at 12:48 pm

California State treasurer? Is that a job? I thought California was flat broke. Obviously has too much time on his hands.

BerkeleyBear February 28, 2012 at 3:38 pm

I'm pretty sure Lockyear was the guy who refused to go along with Schwarzenegger's plan to pay government employees minimum wage as an "emergency" measure. As in he literally refused to print the checks. So, actually not a guy deserving of such a psychotic wife – although who knows, maybe the rest of his life balances it out.

Schmannnity February 28, 2012 at 12:49 pm

Damn Russian brides. Once they leave the Arctic, they go batshit crazy.

chicken_thief February 28, 2012 at 12:50 pm

Needs more tranny tapes and pink dildos.

Maman February 28, 2012 at 12:50 pm

You would think that a meth-head would be grateful to be married to a nurse

mrpuma2u February 28, 2012 at 12:50 pm

First things first. I'd hit it.

Secondly, what did chica expect? That the hook up guy from meth rehab was a one woman kinda man?? Do we have any links to the sexy time stuff?

Fuck Toad February 28, 2012 at 1:38 pm

Yeah, leaked vids or GTFO.

FraAnima February 28, 2012 at 1:54 pm

One meets the best peoples in rehab.

actor212 February 28, 2012 at 2:26 pm
Fukui-sanYesOta February 28, 2012 at 12:51 pm

An hour after sending the Dec. 26 text, Nadia Lockyer sent Chikhani another: "You stole my house key AND a radioshack giftcard,"

RadioShack still exists?

Barb February 28, 2012 at 12:54 pm

Until they invent solar powered dildos, they will always have my sister getting her free"battery of the month" card punched.

Dashboard Buddha February 28, 2012 at 12:57 pm

My sister hooked up her dildo to a generator on the hamster cage.

Good news – nearly free energy
Bad new – she can't get hot unless she lying on a bed of alfalfa.

(Edited for your pleasure)

(Edit #2 – Writing about what my sister needs to get hot made me a little queasy. But for making you folks laugh, no trial is too tough)

redarmyzombie February 28, 2012 at 3:03 pm

Duly noted and appreciated.

JustPixelz February 28, 2012 at 1:01 pm

How about a solar powered vibrator? http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/solar-powered-vibra

SorosBot February 28, 2012 at 1:02 pm

Someone needs to tell her that they make rechargeable ones now.

Geminisunmars February 28, 2012 at 3:41 pm

The trouble with a solar powered dildo is you have to use it outdoors. During the day.

HistoriCat February 28, 2012 at 3:49 pm

I don't see the problem – unless you have a fence too tall for us to see over.

not that Dewey February 28, 2012 at 1:25 pm

Homer: We'll search out everywhere a sick, twisted, solitary misfit might run to!

Lisa: I'll start with RadioShack.

Homer: Right.

actor212 February 28, 2012 at 2:28 pm

Why, yes! Survivalists love the fact that they still stock electronic wiring and gadgetry.

SudsMcKenzie February 28, 2012 at 12:51 pm

Meth sex tapes or GTFO

johnnyzhivago February 28, 2012 at 12:51 pm

A heterosexual Republican? That's a first.

LesBontemps February 28, 2012 at 1:13 pm

That's cause they're Dems.

2161911 February 28, 2012 at 12:51 pm

If this guy was a democrat, Wonkette wouldn't touch this story!

Callyson February 28, 2012 at 12:55 pm

He is, actually. Which is what makes it newsworthy–a *Democratic* sex scandal, for a change…

MOG2410 February 28, 2012 at 1:15 pm

Uh, yeah, he's a Dem, and we "touch" that stuff all the time, heh.

LesBontemps February 28, 2012 at 1:36 pm

I'm touching it right now!

Chichikovovich February 28, 2012 at 1:19 pm

Of course Wonkette goes with these rare stories about Democrats. The constant drumbeat of meth-fueled, adulterous gay sexytimes that Republicans keep producing does get rather monotonous week after week.

Doktor Zoom February 28, 2012 at 1:56 pm

Hey, remember how Wonkette never said a single word about Anthony Weiner, as part of the overall coverup of that story by the lamestream media?

That's why Weiner, whose idiotically bad judgment broke no actual laws, is still in office, while David Vitter, who merely liked to indulge his diaper fetish with prostitutes, was hounded from office, right?

horsedreamer_1 February 28, 2012 at 7:24 pm

Vitale has Vitter as a no. 2 seed in the Sam Rayburn Regional.

sharethegrief February 28, 2012 at 1:57 pm

This makes me wonder how high Ted Haggerty's misery level is these days.

not that Dewey February 28, 2012 at 2:00 pm

In fact, they're not even writing this article that you're commenting on!

ShaveTheWhales February 28, 2012 at 2:04 pm

2161911: You should have used sarcasm font.

FROTHY February 29, 2012 at 3:24 am

Actually, I assumed they were being, you know, super snarky.

Biff February 29, 2012 at 12:11 pm

Could be, could be. I'm usually not so hasty to condemn anyone unless I'm drunk, and that doesn't happen anymore, either, so mea culpa.

FROTHY February 29, 2012 at 12:25 pm

Sweetie, your strength is as the strength of ten because your heart is pure. (Hugs the Biff)

Mumbletypeg February 28, 2012 at 12:51 pm

'Nadia? This story needz moar TruckNutz™.

Baconzgood February 28, 2012 at 12:52 pm

The type of girl you would take home to mom. If mom dated Rick James.

BaldarTFlagass February 28, 2012 at 1:10 pm

well, she does seems to be a superfreak.

Negropolis February 29, 2012 at 2:56 am

May he rest in funktified piece.

sharethegrief February 28, 2012 at 12:52 pm

One more reason that gay marriage threatens the sanctity of hetero marriages.

ManchuCandidate February 28, 2012 at 12:53 pm

Attractive women just seem to find out early
How to open doors with more than a smile
A rich old Demrat
And she won't have to worry
She'll dress up all in bad tan lines and go in style

Late at night a big old house gets lonely
I guess ev'ry form of refuge has its price
And it breaks her heart to think her love is
Only given to a man with hands as cold as ice

So she tells him she must go out for the evening
To comfort an old friend who's feelin' down
But he knows where she's goin' as she's leavin'
She is headed for the Crystal Meth side of town

You can't hide your methy eyes
And your bad teeth is a thin disguise
I thought by now you'd realize
There ain't no way to hide your methy eyes

MOG2410 February 28, 2012 at 1:15 pm

Ah, meth, the great equalizer.

RadioCualquier February 28, 2012 at 12:53 pm

Watch out bitch or you'll end up like Whitney Houston.

LabRodent February 28, 2012 at 12:53 pm

I thought the only thing Meth addicts had on their minds is how to get more Meth.

OneDollarJuana February 28, 2012 at 12:53 pm

How come we never hear of libertarians involved in these sex farces? Oh yeah, cuz they never get any!

SorosBot February 28, 2012 at 12:54 pm

And here I thought a non-old woman married to a seventy-year-old man would be perfectly happy with her husband's shriveled wrinkly old penis and not be tempted to go for some lovin' from more vigorous guys her own age.

actor212 February 28, 2012 at 2:37 pm

SHADDAP!

Some of us still have hopes, you know….

An_Outhouse February 28, 2012 at 12:54 pm

These are true family values right there. The nice old gent sticks with his slutty, meth smoking, abortion machine of a wife. Mostly because he's a very old gent and does not want to be lonely too.

Hey, when did Wonkette get all Hallmark Theater on us?

LabRodent February 28, 2012 at 12:54 pm

needs moar Republicans!

Oblios_Cap February 28, 2012 at 12:56 pm

You takes your chances when you tag a crazy – and she definitely has the crazy eyes. Great sex, but you had better have a mighty good getaway plan.

mrpuma2u February 28, 2012 at 2:05 pm

Tru dat. Just say you're going out to score some *insert controlled subtstance street term here* and you'll be "right back."

redarmyzombie February 28, 2012 at 3:07 pm

Yeah, but then she'll want you to save her some as well…

Barrelhse February 28, 2012 at 2:25 pm

There must be 50 ways to leave your lover.

Terry February 28, 2012 at 12:56 pm

The term "Newark Sex Hotel" just plain shouldn't exist.

Schmannnity February 28, 2012 at 12:58 pm

Aren't they all?

actor212 February 28, 2012 at 2:16 pm

Clearly you've never been on route 1&9 in NJ

MosesInvests February 28, 2012 at 2:31 pm

That's probably Newark, CA. Bland East Bay suburb, but not a hellhole like Newark, NJ.

redarmyzombie February 28, 2012 at 3:08 pm

The streets here are atrocious, though.

horsedreamer_1 February 28, 2012 at 7:26 pm

Move to Fremont, which is "basically, a parking lot with a mayor". At least it's paved.

Biff February 28, 2012 at 7:31 pm

Newark is surrounded on all sides by Fremont, so nothing to gain until you move far away.

redarmyzombie February 28, 2012 at 9:47 pm

I'm actually smushed right between the two, so I'm familiar with Fremont as well. Now, the sad thing about Fremont is if one road is down, the whole city is practically gridlocked…

prommie February 28, 2012 at 12:56 pm

I'd do meth off her.

Fukui-sanYesOta February 28, 2012 at 1:12 pm

Meth-fuelled Nadia Lockyer and Kamala Harris threesome.

Pragmatist2 February 28, 2012 at 12:56 pm

If this had been a Republican it would have been HE who was having the meth fueled sex with the lowlife boyfriend. And there probably would have been animals involved, or at least dwarves.

SayItWithWookies February 28, 2012 at 12:57 pm

Pretty face + crazy eyes = beating up your methhead paramour in a hotel room. It's simple math, people!

Oblios_Cap February 28, 2012 at 1:02 pm

Hispanic, Native American and European descent – Yee-Haw! Ride 'em, cowgirl!

Deportably_Jose February 28, 2012 at 1:09 pm

+1 for expert use of the word "paramour"

Callyson February 28, 2012 at 12:57 pm

"there was always something odd" about how Nadia Lockyer campaigned that year. "She always seemed she needed people around her, needed to be coaxed, either Bill or a staffer. She always had to be staffed."
She's gotta have it…

Oblios_Cap February 28, 2012 at 1:02 pm

Hee, hee. You said "staffed".

prommie February 28, 2012 at 1:25 pm

I'd staff it.

Lascauxcaveman February 28, 2012 at 1:27 pm

Pretty sure her office is overstaffed already, if you know what I mean.

SorosBot February 28, 2012 at 1:32 pm

I like a woman who always needs to be staffed.

OneYieldRegular February 28, 2012 at 12:57 pm

I wish we could have a real political scandal in the Bay Area. We keep getting these drug/alcohol-fueled domestic melodramas. They're so incremental and niggling, just like everything else in Northern California politics. How about something bold for a change?

Generation[redacted] February 28, 2012 at 1:00 pm

Talk about a missed opportunity. They could have gone just down the road and had meth fueled sexytime inside the empty Solyndra factory.

redarmyzombie February 28, 2012 at 3:11 pm

Be sure to keep an eye out for the rooftop pumpkin sex scandal.

Dashboard Buddha February 28, 2012 at 12:58 pm

tighter, wetter, methier

not that Dewey February 28, 2012 at 1:27 pm
MissTaken February 28, 2012 at 12:59 pm

and he was released from the Santa Clara County Jail late Thursday after being arrested last weekend for alleged drug possession and driving under the influence.

Rehab, jail stints, meth, sex tapes. Gosh I love romance!

SorosBot February 28, 2012 at 1:22 pm

And it's right near your neck of the woods, too. You must be so proud of your local politicians!

MissTaken February 28, 2012 at 1:49 pm

I'm so proud I feel like doing some meth off my boyfriend's ass while making a sex tape in a seedy motel.

SorosBot February 28, 2012 at 1:54 pm

Oh my, kinky. I'll get the camera ready.

BaldarTFlagass February 28, 2012 at 1:00 pm

"she has been having (allegedly) meth-feuled sex-tape sexytime with some dude she met in rehab (because of course), and then she (allegedly) straight-up beat that dude’s ass when it looked like he was still boning other ladies."

Hell, I'm still in the fucking hospital. Bitch is whack.

meatlofer February 28, 2012 at 1:00 pm

Rehab is for QUITTERS!

Blueb4sunrise February 28, 2012 at 1:01 pm

FUCK!
At first I thought it was Rover boinking some hottie.

HELisforHEL February 28, 2012 at 1:02 pm

…"brawl in a Newark Sex Hotel "

If the West coast Newark is anything like the East coast one…ewwwwwwwww.

GeorgiaBurning February 28, 2012 at 1:35 pm

It pretty much is, except for a nicer mall and less jet noise. But considering the accommodations available, you still need all those "w"'s.

LabRodent February 28, 2012 at 1:03 pm

Your heart must beat like crazy during Meth sex. Is it the number one killer of meth addicts? Maybe meth is…..

BaldarTFlagass February 28, 2012 at 1:04 pm

My wife is not the issue here. I hope that my wife will someday learn to live on her allowance, which is ample, but if she doesn't, sir, that will be her problem, not mine, just as your rug is your problem, just as every bum's lot in life is his own responsibility regardless of whom he chooses to blame. I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs, some Chinaman in Korea took them from me but I went out and achieved anyway. I can't solve your problems, sir, only you can.

prommie February 28, 2012 at 1:26 pm

This aggression shall not stand, man.

HarryButtle February 28, 2012 at 1:27 pm

Dude, "Chinaman" is not the preferred nomenclature.

Lascauxcaveman February 28, 2012 at 1:30 pm

That meth-crazy violent wife really tied the room together, did she not?

bagofmice February 28, 2012 at 2:27 pm

Must have matched the curtains.

FNMA February 28, 2012 at 1:33 pm

But the rug really tied the room together.

Oblios_Cap February 28, 2012 at 1:05 pm

I got the impression that she was the one that got knocked upside the head. Maybe I misread.

Did anyone read the Rude Pundit yesterday about the Mardi Gras beatdown? That was nuts.

BaldarTFlagass February 28, 2012 at 1:05 pm

It's times like these that make me proud to say "Yer goddam right I fucking vote Democratic!!"

SorosBot February 28, 2012 at 1:06 pm

After looking up some more pictures of Ms. Lockyear; pleas, Mr. Crazed Methhead Ex?-boyfriend, please for the love of all that is good in the world, please release the sex tape. Pretty please with cherries on top.

prommie February 28, 2012 at 1:27 pm

Donde esta?

Nopantsmcgee February 28, 2012 at 1:09 pm

I don't get it. This is like one of those jokes that takes 5 minutes to tell and when you're done and have told the punch line people just stare at you like there is suppose to be more.

MissTaken February 28, 2012 at 1:09 pm

♫ They tried to make me go to rehab
I said
Oh
Oh
OH!!!! ♫

Guppy February 28, 2012 at 1:46 pm

How'd that turn out?

actor212 February 28, 2012 at 2:19 pm

Rehab is for quitters!

bagofmice February 28, 2012 at 2:28 pm

Only users lose drugs.

BaldarTFlagass February 28, 2012 at 1:11 pm

Sigh. The good women are always already married, gay, or complete psychopaths.

MOG2410 February 28, 2012 at 1:17 pm

I'll take Door Number Three, thanks.

SorosBot February 28, 2012 at 1:19 pm

Two out of three ain't bad.

Chichikovovich February 28, 2012 at 1:23 pm

Or complete psychopaths married to complete psychopaths.

LesBontemps February 28, 2012 at 1:43 pm

And your complaint is?

actor212 February 28, 2012 at 2:21 pm

I'm sorry, this is a problem…how, precisely?

Toomush_Infer February 28, 2012 at 1:11 pm

This is what happens at Wonkette while waiting to see if Romney can squeak out Michigan….

Guppy February 28, 2012 at 1:11 pm

And he still hasn't divorced her yet?

Damn, motherfucker has more self-loathing than I do.

actor212 February 28, 2012 at 2:17 pm

Take a look at him.

Now look at her.

Now look at him again.

He's never ever in his entire life before this or since going to get a hotter chick.

Guppy February 28, 2012 at 2:57 pm

I myself will never get my hands on eye candy like that, but I'm pretty sure I'd start talking to a lawyer and separating bank accounts some time around watching the drug-fueled sex tapes.

The man doesn't have the self-respect to recognize that she's a gold-digger and he can, in fact, trade her in for the newer model ("Now with more Whore Diamonds!").

GOPCrusher February 28, 2012 at 3:17 pm

Just look at those tits!

TheRiverCharley February 28, 2012 at 1:13 pm

Don't bother looking for the sex tape online, everybody.

Goddammit.

Respitetini February 28, 2012 at 2:35 pm

Gentleman and a scholar.

Bonzos_Bed_Time February 28, 2012 at 1:15 pm

Due to the low-cut dress in the above picture, it's easy to overlook the crazy. But in a close up, it's evident in Bachmanian proportion.

Chichikovovich February 28, 2012 at 1:25 pm

OMIGOD. That pic reminds me of the closing shot in Roman Polanski's Repulsion – the childhood photo on the wall of the woman who's been going crazy throughout the movie, where you realize from the look in her eyes that she's been crazy all her life.

Guppy February 28, 2012 at 1:41 pm

She looks disturbingly like certain members of my extended family.

Barrelhse February 28, 2012 at 2:31 pm

Nicest teeth I ever came across.

MOG2410 February 28, 2012 at 1:17 pm

Look'n for love in all the wrong places. Like her rehab room.

fuflans February 28, 2012 at 1:19 pm

"You stole my house key AND a radioshack giftcard,"

them's fighting words.

GeorgiaBurning February 28, 2012 at 1:36 pm

especially this close to Silicon Valley

HempDogbane February 28, 2012 at 1:20 pm

Brawl in a Newark Sex Hotel is my second-favorite Tom Waits song. First is Christmas Card From a Hooker in Minneapolis.

Respitetini February 28, 2012 at 2:36 pm

Nothing like hearing Tom's gravelly baritone wail out "Charlie, I'm pregnant…"

Lascauxcaveman February 28, 2012 at 1:21 pm

If you're a dumpy old guy in a semi-important political position you can always get chicks who are:

- Young
- Good looking
- Rich
- Not insane

(pick any two)

ph7 February 28, 2012 at 1:58 pm

Picking the preferred two is alot harder than I thought. I'm going to spend another hour or so thinking this through. And then I'll work on scoring a semi-important political gig.

HempDogbane February 28, 2012 at 1:28 pm

In other news, I see Mary Louise Parker and Karl Rove are dating.

Biff February 28, 2012 at 8:16 pm

Take that back, now!
I have no idea who she is, but any woman willing to date rove must be as crazy as a pet 'coon…

HempDogbane February 28, 2012 at 9:02 pm

See DaRooster's comment just a few below here.

Bonzos_Bed_Time February 28, 2012 at 1:30 pm

Forehead and skin, but those eyes, I think those are what the good lord gave her!

BornInATrailer February 28, 2012 at 1:34 pm

If the rule is don't fuck crazy, what is the rule about crazy on meth?

LettucePrey February 28, 2012 at 1:38 pm

Srsly, people, this is my 14th year living in SF, and this story is so tame for us, it's barely registering a blip on our local radar.

SorosBot February 28, 2012 at 1:56 pm

Another one of you? Why is it that there's so many Wonketters from the bay area, while I don't know of anyone else here from Philly?

GeorgiaBurning February 28, 2012 at 2:15 pm

Agreed. But the "sex in Newark" aspect is sort of kinky.

horsedreamer_1 February 28, 2012 at 7:29 pm

True. Lockyer's old boss was banging the help, then letting the wife co-host a baby shower with her.

DaRooster February 28, 2012 at 1:40 pm

Wow… pot really is a gateway drug… but Nancy from Weeds does look pretty good still.

mavenmaven February 28, 2012 at 1:45 pm

I stopped reading, and started feeling sorry for myself, when they reported he was 70 and she was 40.

MrFizzy February 28, 2012 at 1:48 pm

Here Seamus, here boy!

2161911 February 28, 2012 at 1:58 pm

If this guy was a republican, Wonkette wouldn't touch this story.

ShaveTheWhales February 28, 2012 at 2:14 pm

Actually, the first time he/she said "if this guy was a democrat,…".

And nobody got it that time either.

Doktor Zoom February 29, 2012 at 9:38 am

If this wanker was a Whig, no one would upfist this story.

bagofmice February 28, 2012 at 2:31 pm

Unless it involved the name wiener.

actor212 February 28, 2012 at 2:03 pm

The day after news of the scandal exploded, he answered the door at noon, unshaven and wearing a blue plaid bathrobe.

Men have a long way to go before they catch up to women on how to play the hurt spouse…

SorosBot February 28, 2012 at 2:07 pm

And the fact that he's married to a woman thirty years younger than him makes me a bit less sympathetic than normal for a cheated-on spouse.

annettaj February 28, 2012 at 2:10 pm

Soooooo, did all the tapes get erased?
What? Just askin'.

TheRiverCharley February 28, 2012 at 2:11 pm

My wife tells me all the time I'm too nice.

chascates February 28, 2012 at 2:19 pm

Her husband, whose illustrious political career has spanned four decades, hunkered down in his home. The day after news of the scandal exploded, he answered the door at noon, unshaven and wearing a blue plaid bathrobe.

I live my whole life 'hunkered down' then!

actor212 February 28, 2012 at 2:23 pm

Bill Lockyer looks like Neelix from Star Trek: Voyager

slowhansolo February 28, 2012 at 2:24 pm

Am I the only one who thinks she looks like Karen Allen?

outragedcitizen February 28, 2012 at 2:24 pm

Ok, she's somewhere around an 8 and he's a low 2. What the fuck did he think was going to happen?

Bonzos_Bed_Time February 28, 2012 at 3:31 pm

His bank account is a 9.

Antispandex February 28, 2012 at 2:28 pm

Ah! At LAST a sex scandal that doesn't involve a Teapublican congressman in a public restroom with a rent boy…wait, it doesn't…does it?

elburritodeluxe February 28, 2012 at 2:31 pm

Probably no need to add the 'sex' part between Newark and motel. It's implied.

Troglodeity February 28, 2012 at 2:34 pm

The first link sent me to an article with a photo of Nadia. It said "click photo to enlarge." So I did. And I did.

Respitetini February 28, 2012 at 2:40 pm

Holy Christ, NoCal. *stands and applauds*

This is one of those stories that's going to be on Cracked dot com in 10 years in a list of "6 political scandals too fucked up to be believed". Well done. Bravi tutti.

HarryButtle February 28, 2012 at 2:59 pm

"The day after news of the scandal exploded, he answered the door at noon, unshaven and wearing a blue plaid bathrobe."

Awww. That's so sad…she broke him. Now I feel bad that we snarked him.

redarmyzombie February 28, 2012 at 3:21 pm

Sad thing is, I live right by Newark, and I can probably narrow down the hotel where all this took place…

Tundra Grifter February 28, 2012 at 4:53 pm

For the first time in my adult life, I'm proud of Alameda!

BarackMyWorld February 28, 2012 at 4:55 pm

So long as Mary Louise Parker plays her in the made-for-cable movie.

Biff February 28, 2012 at 5:33 pm

I just got here, so in case it hasn't been said yet,
Oh for fuck's sake.

horsedreamer_1 February 28, 2012 at 7:29 pm

Tupac died too young.

glasspusher February 28, 2012 at 8:05 pm

She couldn't handle freedom, man.

redarmyzombie February 28, 2012 at 9:49 pm

They're almost like conjoined twins, really.

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