Somehow, the Wasilla gravy train has finally run out of steam. What else can explain Todd Palin’s alleged Wasilla mistress/prostitute not getting a six-figure book deal for her story? America has finally grown tired of Sarah Palin and her snowbilly family’s oxycontin exploits. But, just in case you need a final dose, be sure to buy the hawt new paperback Boys Will Be Boys by Shailey Tripp. (Tripp?)
Boys Will Be Boys: Media, Morality and the Cover-up of the Todd Palin Shailey Tripp Sex Scandal is the true story of how Shailey Tripp, a young single mother of two special needs children became sexually involved with Todd Palin, husband of former Alaska Governor and 2008 GOP Vice-Presidential nominee, Sarah Palin.
This book explains the many factors that culminated in Shailey becoming not only the mistress of ” Alaska’s First Dude” but also a prostitute working for him which ultimately resulted in Shailey being arrested in March of 2010.
We are already burning our copies of John Muir’s Travels In Alaska and Jack London’s The Call of the Wild, because the modern home library only has so much shelf space for quality Alaskan literature. [Boys Will Be Boys/Sarah's Scandals]
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Todd's weird sexual behavior? Instead of "motorboating", "snow-machining".
Nah uh. "Ice fishing"
It involves a skinny rod and a cold hole, and power tools
That was awesome.
*curtsies*
And the only way it is appealing as an activity is if you drink too.
Also "backpacking" on the "southern slopes". Too.
That reminds me of one of my favorite Ernie Kovacs' bits: " 'I'm heading to Canada for some winter sports, and I want to know, is it pronounced "skiing" or "she-ing" '? Well, that depends on what you're going to Canada for."
Upvote for Ernie Kovacs reference.
Tough sledding?
I hope it comes out on Kindle.
Sarah wants to use it as kindling.
When does it come that Todd is full of santorum?
That's our Wonkette; the first question is always "was there buttsex?"
(sp) buttsechs
"Shailey"? Girl or boy?
"And don't call be Shailey."
Is it a cold? Or a lisp?
Southern redneck parents meet an Alaska registrar?
It's either a boy or it's fiction.
"Tripp," girl or boy?
All of 'em.
Yes.
Sanctity of marriage! White superiority!
Nope, just snowbilly trash being hillbilly trash… but with snow.
"but with snow."
I thought the slang term was "ice."
I guess Todd likes mothers with special needs children.
That's just about the weirdest fetish I've ever heard of. (of course, the all-knowing, all-seeing Rule 34 has already accounted for this)
Of course, because Todd fathers the special needs children. Coincidence? I think not.
BRISTOL LIBEL!
On hearing of Sarah's choice as McCain's running mate, Todd was heard to exclaim, "I'm going to the Special Olympics!"
Just imagine, if Walnuts had won in 2008 the VP's husband could have become America's First Pimp.
I was thinking First Dud.
Hey, man! Pimpin' ain't easy! Lay off tha playah!
It is hard out there for a pimp, just tryin' to make the money to pay the rent.
Somehow, the Wasilla gravy train has finally run out of steam
That's not steam!
(But it does begin with S.)
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Shailey becoming not only the mistress of ” Alaska’s First Dude” but also a prostitute working for him
Wow, going from 'mistress' to 'prostitute'. I guess in Alaska they like their Pretty Woman with a touch of Memento. Who knew?
I guess in Wasilla the hooker trade has unpaid internships.
Pretty Woman told me it's every young woman's dream to become a prostitute, then find some rich sugar daddy to live off of. Isn't that your fantasy?
I could go for the sugar daddy/mama thing. I need a secure retirement.
Much to my parents' dismay, no.
So the movies lie? Unpossible!
Yeah, well, she's got it kinda backwards in this case, then. FIRST you're a prostitute, THEN you're a mistress.
According to South Park, the term is "bottom bitch".
She went from a heart of gold to a pocket full.
Actually, it poses a very interesting question: Did Toad not have to pay for sex initially, and then she put him on a paying footing? Or was she actually *working FOR* Toad, as in, passing him a portion of her earnings.
It would sort of lend a little weight to the ongoing rumour that Sairey is filing divorce papers right now.
Special needs kids? Does this mean that the Tawd is firing slightly off-kilter bullets? Heck, I thought it was Mama Grizzly that was responsible for the special needs kid – now maybe we know different.
Wasilla is like a giant septic tank that is constantly overflowing.
Poor Tawd. He just can't catch a break. The Palin slide down the Northslope is messy indeed.
"Shailey Tripp. (Tripp?)"
Shailey is Linda Tripp's masseuse-name. She needed a new profession now that the wingnut welfare for recording the private girl-talk she shared with Monica and giving it to the special prosecutor has run dry.
I really have to stop eating breakfast while reading Wonkette.
Yes. You do.
I'm surprised you didn't know this, dood.
She was uglier than TRIsomyG's diaper.
Needs moar meth
Oh, I suspect it's got plenty.
Nothing says family values like Chlamydia.
I thought nothing said "family values" like a Hapsburg Jaw.
Down, breakfast, down.
That First Dude sure can pull.
Henghhhhhhhh…these people. And all conservatives. Really, just go the fuck away.
I was going to make a joke about Todd's "special needs," except it's probably not a joke.
It's not short, it's developmentally challenged
(…and yes the deleted commented used the "r" word….)
From the site:
Authored with Vickie Bottoms
I shit you not.
Is that S.P.'s porn name?
Was the town of Wasilla invented by Harold Robbins and Jackie Collins?
No. It was Hunter Thompson and Boccaccio.
Can't possibly be worse than Bristol's book.
I sincerely hope your comment is not an indication you actually read Bristle's book.
I'm just trying to figure out why B-Money named her kid after her dad's whore AND not hate myself for knowing all these people's names.
Tough job, girl.
Wait, Tawd nailed his daughter?
I think it is hilarious that Levi named his son "Tripp" – how much you wanna bet Levi (and every teen boy in Wasilla) knew about Shailey Tripp? And that Levi knew or suspected that Todd had also frequented Ms. Tripp's servicing? Bristol had no idea the significance of the name "Tripp", but it was Levi's virtual punch in the face to Todd and Sarah! Did you notice how quickly after Tripp was born that Bristol broke up with Levi??
Congrats Levi! You cleverly managed to one-up the Palins!
Why would this former Alaska prostitute diminish herself by associating with the Palins?
Ew, gross. That is all.
But, congratulations to Sarah Palin for taking home the Oscar for best documentary, "The Undefeated"
Well this does explain the Ron Paul bumper sticker on the back of Todd's snowmobile. SNOWMOBILE.
Exactly. A snow machine makes snow, which seems unnecessary in Alaska and really difficult and pointless to race on.
So this is what gathers at the bottom of the scrap heap that dogged journalist whiz kids muck through on behalf of a worn out story-generator: *gasp!* more white trash.
There seems to be an inverse relationship between the serial Quitter and the related parties who don't know when to quit, also and too (much).
O.T.
Poll: Rmoney, Santorum in Heat in Michigan
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More of that man-on-dog stuff, eh? Which is which?
Any time Romney's in heat, it's a dead heat.
My scanner finally figured out your avatar.
Well done.
gross !
What HistoriCat said, dood.
I'm sure Todd and Sarah will say they will sue and then they won't sue. They never do and that has got to make you wonder.
I've never spent a millisecond wondering-I am convinced.
I believe Shailey would welcome the day that dirty-wig wearing, quitter would be stupid enough to sue.
With the exception of the Muir and London works cited above, it seems like alaska is just a never-ending pipeline of crap literature. It's a pity that trees have to give their lives for this effluence of wasted paper. On the other hand, it's a fortunate coincidence that Alaska clearly has a lot of trees to spare.
it's even a shame that electrons have to give their lives to put this stuff on an ereader.
from the creatspace link……
Trim Size: 6" x 9"
It must have been a nice change for Tawd to have sex without condoms. . .in his ears.
- Faster!
Huh?
-Faster!!
Wha?
-Goddamit Todd, go faster!
Speak up baby
-You ridiculous homunculus GO FASTER!
-Todd?
-Todd?
ZZZzzzZZZzzz
"Exciting" and "Todd Palin" have no business in the same sentence together, so there's your answer why she got no big ass advance.
♪♫
She1eyShailey comin' 'round Wuzsilluh when Todd cumzShailey comin' 'round Wuzsilluh when Todd cumz
She'd be cummin' with a grifter, if Todd's Iditarod wuz stiffer
Shailey comin' 'round Wuzsilluh when Todd cumz ♫♪
I think it is hilarious that Levi named his son "Tripp" – how much you wanna bet Levi (and every teen boy in Wasilla) knew about Shailey Tripp? And that Levi knew or suspected that Todd had also frequented Ms. Tripp's servicing? Bristol had no idea the significance of the name "Tripp", but it was Levi's virtual punch in the face to Todd and Sarah! Did you notice how quickly after Tripp was born that Bristol broke up with Levi??
Didn't you JUST say that? I mean, like, in this very same thread?
Well hey, glad you were paying attention. ;-) My first comment was in "moderation" for more than an hour.
I think I know you from Twitter.
Boys Will Be Boys tells the whole story from Shailey's viewpoint and includes the evidence.
Really, didn't the wingnuts learn from Bill Clinton not to leave anything behind?
I thought "Shailey Tripp" was Bristol's "Irish masseuse" name….
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Just saw the photos:
Squat, hairy-lipped, bad unkempt hair, horrible clothing…and that's just Todd!
Sounds to me like a very bad Tripp.
Although it may sound as if I am not supportive of the sanctity of marriage, I have to say that if I am Todd banging any woman other than Sarah would seem like a vacation from sex with a lumpy sack of potatoes.
I just saw the picture of the author. It was more of a lateral switch..much like eschewing russetts for an Idaho.
I don't know I don't think the fill in comes with that voice or attitude. That would seem to be a huge upgrade.
I say potato, you say screaming hell beast…(4 out of 5 snarkers choose potato)—
Well Sarah does have the IQ of a potato so you have me there.
Opening with "Authored by Shailey M. Tripp; Authored with Vickie Bottoms" just doesn't bode well for the quality of the writing.
"Authored by?" Good Grief!
The nation's prostitutes and pimps would like to formally ask the Palins to stop giving their noble professions such a bad reputation.
I'm actually, genuinely shocked that when the inevitable happened, it was a female adult. I truly thought it would be him, Sarah and Bristol competing for the same guy.
I can hardly wait for the book by Shailey's sister-in-law's cousin's butcher's son who knew a close friend of Shailey during her high school years that will provide the prequel to this sure to be best seller.
Calling it right now. The name of Todd's special needs child was his choice and his way of honoring his lover/ice prostitute Shailey.
A story like "Pretty Lady" but opposite and in reverse. Bizarro Julia Roberts!
"Boys Will Be Boys," by Tripp and Bottoms. That's it; I just wanted to say it.
What a Tripp, man….
Odd, Todd certainly didn't need to stray to get some "strange".
well you know, they'll come out of the rain, but they *never* remember your name…
Shaily…Shaaaillly…hmmmm…
Is that like, a cross between Sapphire, Halley, and Bailey?
Bristle? Is that like gristle? (A: Yes.)
Todd would rather go to pound town with a thick ass brown girl…hey, at least me and Todd have something in common. We both like chimichangas.
It's hard out here for a pimp.
Needs more happy endings, in my opinion.
The page makes a compelling case, to be sure, but personally I prefer the subtle understatement of the same poster's "Unmasking the Coup":
http://obamaosamabidenbinladen.blogspot.com/
Well, this is a new one.
"Unelected officials took over Washington and the media following the coup and cover up."
Well that's news to me. I certainly wasn't aware that my job had been taken over by an unelected official (Henh???)
Wonketeers who wish to read the question "Does Gayle King bare any resemblance to singer Whitney Houston?" should click on that link. It is positioned directly beneath photos of the two, so you may wish to look at them for a moment. This is the internet, after all.
You forgot the reverse vampires. WHY DOES EVERYONE ALWAYS FORGET THE REVERSE VAMPIRES???!!!! THEY ARE LEGION!! GAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
I'd forgotten about you, you crazy person.
You're so right! Even her glasses are fake. When she first started wearing them, her eye surgeon contacted her to find out why she was wearing glasses when he had just performed Lasik surgery on her. I guess she thought they made her look smarter. But, it's going to take more than glasses to make her not be a fidiot.
Some people look kind of like other people, therefore they're secretly the same person and part of the conspiracy!
Nice diversion, try again
Man, where was I? Vaginas are my favorite.
Your job doing what? Attacking, discrediting, and diverting attention from the truth leaking out? Your job at Newsweek where you lie on message boards? What job is that? It's obviously not reporting on the truth.
Was that in English?
And you call yourself SorosBot? Who did you think was being exposed in that story? You act like people cannot ever conspire to do anything. Anyone seen on that page is part of a code whether or not they choose to be.
"Anyone seen on that page is part of a code whether or not they choose to be. "
Hmmm…. The Onion or Not the Onion? Freeper commenter or Newell making fun of a Freeper commenter? This one actually has me stumped.
Tweet's avatar kind of looks like Jodie Foster in a blond wig, OR a young Morgan Fairchild. Is this the real key to "the code"?
No, it was in Reptilian Moon-Speak.
What kind of conspiracy theorist doesn't even know that?
TweetOnThis has spread his/her crazy here before, though this is I think only the second time they've replied to us. Definitely a true believer, certified loon. But (s)he is funny.
What makes you think I'm not a Congressman?
No shirtless pics?
You'll have to tweet us all pictures of your dick, then we just might believe you're a congressman.
Looks like schizophrenia to me. It's actually pretty sad.
Yup. When they start seeing and hearing secret messages everywhere … it is sad.
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