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Todd Palin’s Alleged Prostitute Releasing Exciting Book About Sex With Todd Palin

Somehow, the Wasilla gravy train has finally run out of steam. What else can explain Todd Palin’s alleged Wasilla mistress/prostitute not getting a six-figure book deal for her story? America has finally grown tired of Sarah Palin and her snowbilly family’s oxycontin exploits. But, just in case you need a final dose, be sure to buy the hawt new paperback Boys Will Be Boys by Shailey Tripp. (Tripp?)

Boys Will Be Boys: Media, Morality and the Cover-up of the Todd Palin Shailey Tripp Sex Scandal is the true story of how Shailey Tripp, a young single mother of two special needs children became sexually involved with Todd Palin, husband of former Alaska Governor and 2008 GOP Vice-Presidential nominee, Sarah Palin.

This book explains the many factors that culminated in Shailey becoming not only the mistress of ” Alaska’s First Dude” but also a prostitute working for him which ultimately resulted in Shailey being arrested in March of 2010.

We are already burning our copies of John Muir’s Travels In Alaska and Jack London’s The Call of the Wild, because the modern home library only has so much shelf space for quality Alaskan literature. [Boys Will Be Boys/Sarah's Scandals]

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143 comments

      1. actor212

        That reminds me of one of my favorite Ernie Kovacs' bits: " 'I'm heading to Canada for some winter sports, and I want to know, is it pronounced "skiing" or "she-ing" '? Well, that depends on what you're going to Canada for."

  1. OkieDokieDog

    Sanctity of marriage! White superiority!

    Nope, just snowbilly trash being hillbilly trash… but with snow.

    1. not that Dewey

      That's just about the weirdest fetish I've ever heard of. (of course, the all-knowing, all-seeing Rule 34 has already accounted for this)

  2. MissTaken

    Shailey becoming not only the mistress of ” Alaska’s First Dude” but also a prostitute working for him

    Wow, going from 'mistress' to 'prostitute'. I guess in Alaska they like their Pretty Woman with a touch of Memento. Who knew?

    1. SorosBot

      Pretty Woman told me it's every young woman's dream to become a prostitute, then find some rich sugar daddy to live off of. Isn't that your fantasy?

    2. FROTHY

      Actually, it poses a very interesting question: Did Toad not have to pay for sex initially, and then she put him on a paying footing? Or was she actually *working FOR* Toad, as in, passing him a portion of her earnings.

      It would sort of lend a little weight to the ongoing rumour that Sairey is filing divorce papers right now.

  3. hagajim

    Special needs kids? Does this mean that the Tawd is firing slightly off-kilter bullets? Heck, I thought it was Mama Grizzly that was responsible for the special needs kid – now maybe we know different.

  4. Chichikovovich

    "Shailey Tripp. (Tripp?)"

    Shailey is Linda Tripp's masseuse-name. She needed a new profession now that the wingnut welfare for recording the private girl-talk she shared with Monica and giving it to the special prosecutor has run dry.

    1. FakaktaSouth

      I'm just trying to figure out why B-Money named her kid after her dad's whore AND not hate myself for knowing all these people's names.

  5. ProChoiceGramma

    I think it is hilarious that Levi named his son "Tripp" – how much you wanna bet Levi (and every teen boy in Wasilla) knew about Shailey Tripp? And that Levi knew or suspected that Todd had also frequented Ms. Tripp's servicing? Bristol had no idea the significance of the name "Tripp", but it was Levi's virtual punch in the face to Todd and Sarah! Did you notice how quickly after Tripp was born that Bristol broke up with Levi??

    Congrats Levi! You cleverly managed to one-up the Palins!

    1. edgydrifter

      Exactly. A snow machine makes snow, which seems unnecessary in Alaska and really difficult and pointless to race on.

  6. Mumbletypeg

    So this is what gathers at the bottom of the scrap heap that dogged journalist whiz kids muck through on behalf of a worn out story-generator: *gasp!* more white trash.

    There seems to be an inverse relationship between the serial Quitter and the related parties who don't know when to quit, also and too (much).

  7. Barb

    I'm sure Todd and Sarah will say they will sue and then they won't sue. They never do and that has got to make you wonder.

    1. sillywhabbit

      I believe Shailey would welcome the day that dirty-wig wearing, quitter would be stupid enough to sue.

  8. bureaucrap

    With the exception of the Muir and London works cited above, it seems like alaska is just a never-ending pipeline of crap literature. It's a pity that trees have to give their lives for this effluence of wasted paper. On the other hand, it's a fortunate coincidence that Alaska clearly has a lot of trees to spare.

    1. Dashboard Buddha

      - Faster!

      Huh?

      -Faster!!

      Wha?

      -Goddamit Todd, go faster!

      Speak up baby

      -You ridiculous homunculus GO FASTER!

      -Todd?

      -Todd?

      ZZZzzzZZZzzz

  9. weej_bain

    ♪♫ She1ey Shailey comin' 'round Wuzsilluh when Todd cumz
    Shailey comin' 'round Wuzsilluh when Todd cumz
    She'd be cummin' with a grifter, if Todd's Iditarod wuz stiffer
    Shailey comin' 'round Wuzsilluh when Todd cumz ♫♪

  10. ProChoiceGramma

    I think it is hilarious that Levi named his son "Tripp" – how much you wanna bet Levi (and every teen boy in Wasilla) knew about Shailey Tripp? And that Levi knew or suspected that Todd had also frequented Ms. Tripp's servicing? Bristol had no idea the significance of the name "Tripp", but it was Levi's virtual punch in the face to Todd and Sarah! Did you notice how quickly after Tripp was born that Bristol broke up with Levi??

      1. ProChoiceGramma

        Well hey, glad you were paying attention. ;-) My first comment was in "moderation" for more than an hour.

  11. Callyson

    Boys Will Be Boys tells the whole story from Shailey's viewpoint and includes the evidence.
    Really, didn't the wingnuts learn from Bill Clinton not to leave anything behind?

  12. Beowoof

    Although it may sound as if I am not supportive of the sanctity of marriage, I have to say that if I am Todd banging any woman other than Sarah would seem like a vacation from sex with a lumpy sack of potatoes.

    1. Dashboard Buddha

      I just saw the picture of the author. It was more of a lateral switch..much like eschewing russetts for an Idaho.

      1. Beowoof

        I don't know I don't think the fill in comes with that voice or attitude. That would seem to be a huge upgrade.

  13. Tundra Grifter

    Opening with "Authored by Shailey M. Tripp; Authored with Vickie Bottoms" just doesn't bode well for the quality of the writing.

    "Authored by?" Good Grief!

  14. SayItWithWookies

    The nation's prostitutes and pimps would like to formally ask the Palins to stop giving their noble professions such a bad reputation.

  15. Redhead

    I'm actually, genuinely shocked that when the inevitable happened, it was a female adult. I truly thought it would be him, Sarah and Bristol competing for the same guy.

  16. chicken_thief

    I can hardly wait for the book by Shailey's sister-in-law's cousin's butcher's son who knew a close friend of Shailey during her high school years that will provide the prequel to this sure to be best seller.

  17. BornInATrailer

    Calling it right now. The name of Todd's special needs child was his choice and his way of honoring his lover/ice prostitute Shailey.

  18. ElPinche

    Todd would rather go to pound town with a thick ass brown girl…hey, at least me and Todd have something in common. We both like chimichangas.

  19. Redhead

    "Unelected officials took over Washington and the media following the coup and cover up."

    Well that's news to me. I certainly wasn't aware that my job had been taken over by an unelected official (Henh???)

  20. HempDogbane

    Wonketeers who wish to read the question "Does Gayle King bare any resemblance to singer Whitney Houston?" should click on that link. It is positioned directly beneath photos of the two, so you may wish to look at them for a moment. This is the internet, after all.

  21. Isyaignert

    You're so right! Even her glasses are fake. When she first started wearing them, her eye surgeon contacted her to find out why she was wearing glasses when he had just performed Lasik surgery on her. I guess she thought they made her look smarter. But, it's going to take more than glasses to make her not be a fidiot.

  22. SorosBot

    Some people look kind of like other people, therefore they're secretly the same person and part of the conspiracy!

  23. TweetOnThis

    Your job doing what? Attacking, discrediting, and diverting attention from the truth leaking out? Your job at Newsweek where you lie on message boards? What job is that? It's obviously not reporting on the truth.

  24. TweetOnThis

    And you call yourself SorosBot? Who did you think was being exposed in that story? You act like people cannot ever conspire to do anything. Anyone seen on that page is part of a code whether or not they choose to be.

  25. Redhead

    "Anyone seen on that page is part of a code whether or not they choose to be. "

    Hmmm…. The Onion or Not the Onion? Freeper commenter or Newell making fun of a Freeper commenter? This one actually has me stumped.

  26. LakeLucilleLoon

    Tweet's avatar kind of looks like Jodie Foster in a blond wig, OR a young Morgan Fairchild. Is this the real key to "the code"?

  27. SorosBot

    TweetOnThis has spread his/her crazy here before, though this is I think only the second time they've replied to us. Definitely a true believer, certified loon. But (s)he is funny.

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