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Here’s Some Sex Cartoon of the Devil Boning Rick Santorum Or Something

Those Taiwanese animators are sure having some sexytime fun with Rick Santorum. It is important to wonder if these Taiwanese animators are even American, the way they attack our most precious institutions (Satan, Rick Santorum). [NMA.tv/YouTube]

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66 comments

  1. BaldarTFlagass

    The devil has too small of a dick to be Obama. That little blackout box would barely cover an acorn.

    1. SoBeach

      "The devil has too small of a dick to be Obama. That little blackout box would barely cover an acorn. "

      That's how the devil fools you, son. Makes you think it ain't gonna hurt much, but once you turn your back, WAMMO. You've got satan's own fence post extracting your soul through your badkside like a giant crochet needle.

  2. Callyson

    Glad to see that NMA is back on top of its game.
    As for the devil boning Rick Santorum, I guess that's one explanation for why the frothy mix has lasted so damn long…

    1. HempDogbane

      My first-ever clickee on a Wonkette video. And thanks to slow internet, that's about 3 minutes I want back.

      1. Lionel[redacted]Esq

        We should be in a great time for rock. We have wars, unemployment, bad economics, singers killing themselves with drugs and alcohol. These are the basic ingredients of great music. And you add Satan into the mix, we should be seeing the second coming of the Beatles, or at least something as fruitful as Seattle circa 1990.

        It makes me weep that our dark lord and master can't pull the rock anymore. Maybe Keith Richards sucked it all out of him. It makes me weep.

        1. BarryOPotter

          Maybe Keith Richards sucked it all out of him.

          Or maybe he shared a needle with Keef, and the D. Lord is all kinds of fucked out of his horn-ed skull. Or he's just chilling, working on some new material with Mick and the boys. Or he wants to finish work on the GO(T)P primary before moving on, cause he such a prissy little fallen angels who likes to get shit picture-fucking-perfect…

        2. BlueStateLibel

          If you were spending all day buying bankers' souls left and right, do you think YOU would have time to inspire great music?! Hardly.

        3. Dashboard Buddha

          The music industry is more subtle and sophisticated now. It has legislators in its pocket…legislators that are are also in the pockets of polluting industries, arms dealers, and cranky evangelicals. This all combines to make music that keeps the majority of people oblivious and stupid. This in turn will hopefully turn music consumer's (there are no more music lovers) attention away from war, pollution, and born-again grifting.

          There's a phrase in marketing…cross collaboration…cross selling…cross something.

          It's working 'cuz it makes me pretty cross.

      1. Lionel[redacted]Esq

        While that is something to be applauded, you need to spread the wealth. Surely there are some teenagers that you can corrupt into great rock?

  3. BarackMyWorld

    I have to admit my favorite part was the Scooby Doo sound effects at the end when everyone was running away.

  4. littlebigdaddy

    Is there an Oscar category these guys qualify for (best computer animated political satire short under two minutes from an Asian country)? In their way, they are geniuses.

  5. MiniMencken

    Like the old saying goes, "Once you've tried Asia, you'll never have aphasia." Or, something like that. Love those NMA folks!

  6. CapnFatback

    Satan got out just in time, right before Ashton Kutcher copped a feel of the blonde lady @:15.

    "Hey, Ashton, My horns are up here!"

  7. Tundra Grifter

    When Li'l Ricky laid his hands on that young woman and she tipped over, it was quite thoughtful of the young man to not only catch her back but also to make sure her left boob didn't go anywhere.

  8. LettucePrey

    Sofia Vergara is not a real person. She is a disguise that Bugs Bunny would wear to prank a matador.

  9. Dashboard Buddha

    In reality, Santorum is a sucker of Satan's cock. Seriously. I there were a Satan and I were him, I wouldn't waste time trying to "wage a spiritual war". I would make asshats like Santorum, Falwell, Robinson, Swagger, et al make Christianity look like such a steaming pile of shit that people would renounce Jesus simply out of disgust. Luring people away with promises of promiscuity, worldly things, or buying souls is so 20th century. It's all about psyops now.

  10. JustPixelz

    Satan has really lowered his standards. I heard somewhere he was boning America for being too successful. But now he's boning a tool of the Papacy for being, well, a tool.

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