NEEDS MORE ROBOTS  3:20 pm February 23, 2012

This Boring Anti-Romney Ad Will Probably Be Very Effective!

by Jim Newell

Rick Santorum was on the right track, aesthetically, when his ad people put a poop gun in the hands of a savage Mitt Romney impersonator and had him shoot hot poop at a Rick Santorum cut-out. It was completely insane and gross and off-putting, but it was hilarious, and that’s more important than winning elections. Now what is this new follow-up ad! A boring thing that just copy-pastes a bunch of terribly damaging Mitt Romney quotes onto a black canvas and then calls it a day.

Isn’t this all you really need to do for any anti-Romney television ad? You just find whatever thing he’s been saying in his stump speech or at debates recently, do a quick google search for a 5-10 year old quote of him saying the exact opposite thing, and then copy-paste it into the campaign ad. Also, scary sounds.

[Sigh] When can George W. Bush be president again?

[The Hill]

 

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Barb February 23, 2012 at 3:21 pm

Romney reminds me of the guy at the seminar who says you can buy real estate with no money down.

ManchuCandidate February 23, 2012 at 3:24 pm

Tom Vu!

nounverb911 February 23, 2012 at 3:24 pm

Can I interest you in the Brooklyn Bridge?

johnnymeatworth February 23, 2012 at 3:25 pm

These are the new leads. These are the Glengarry leads. And to you, they're gold. And you don't get them.

Callyson February 23, 2012 at 4:41 pm

What's my name? My name is fuck you!
Seriously, I would pay good money to hear just one voter say that to the frothy mix. Or to Mittens. Or to any of the wingnuts…

Loaded_Pants February 23, 2012 at 5:45 pm

"Put. That coffee. Down."

SorosBot February 23, 2012 at 3:28 pm

Matthew Lesko, the question mark suit guy?

Mahousu February 23, 2012 at 4:03 pm

Santorum reminds me of the guy in the audience who sits there and laps it all up.

And yes, I did mean it in that sense.

FROTHY February 23, 2012 at 4:13 pm

Only smarmier.

nounverb911 February 23, 2012 at 3:23 pm

Romney's new ad will simply feature the definition of santorum.

FROTHY February 23, 2012 at 4:14 pm

Complete with illustrations.

Lit Happens February 23, 2012 at 3:23 pm

When words slam together it makes a lot of noise!

nounverb911 February 23, 2012 at 3:27 pm

Didn't Sarah Palin say that?

ShaveTheWhales February 23, 2012 at 4:01 pm

Can't have done. You can diagram the sentence without knots.

Nostrildamus February 23, 2012 at 6:25 pm

A few extra dimensions would also be helpful.

SorosBot February 23, 2012 at 6:51 pm

What the eleven we have aren't enough for you?

DemmeFatale February 23, 2012 at 3:38 pm

All that's missing is the "Law and Order" clunk, clunk.

I read (here?) that Belzer calls that the sound of Dick Wolf's cash register.

BaldarTFlagass February 23, 2012 at 3:40 pm

I'm really glad that words in books and magazines don't make those kinds of noises when I read them; I would probably just plain stop reading, very distracting.

bumfug February 23, 2012 at 3:23 pm

Most of that ad seemed to be reasons sane people might like Romney.

Chichikovovich February 23, 2012 at 3:56 pm

That's why Romney is going to deny it all, loudly and repeatedly, very offended-like that you would ever suggest such things about him.

GOPCrusher February 23, 2012 at 5:44 pm

That's why it's an anti-Rmoney ad. Know your target market.

Not_So_Much February 23, 2012 at 3:23 pm

(yawn) I liked the Rorschach ad way better. (spoiler alert: in all the shit blotches, I saw shitty candidates)

Chillwillard February 23, 2012 at 3:25 pm

To be fair, there is just no way to make an entertaining ad about Mittens.

nounverb911 February 23, 2012 at 3:29 pm

Letterman seems to be able to.

FROTHY February 23, 2012 at 4:15 pm

There is. Unfortunately, it involves tying him to the top of a car and driving towards Canada at high speed.

Also, hoses.

Chillwillard February 23, 2012 at 5:06 pm

You'd need a lot of hoes to make Mitt somewhat interesting.

FROTHY February 23, 2012 at 5:13 pm

Hose, hoes, hoses … *some*thing's gotta help that man.

nounverb911 February 23, 2012 at 3:25 pm

Santorum is assuming that republitards can read.

Lit Happens February 23, 2012 at 3:28 pm

kudos – you beat me to that one.

Nostrildamus February 23, 2012 at 6:21 pm

… or get wood from the "text zooming across the screen" sound effect.

Lionel[redacted]Esq February 23, 2012 at 3:26 pm

Romney should counter attack with a similar add that gives the quotes from the five times he has changed each position since the quotes that Santorum used. That would show them!

ManchuCandidate February 23, 2012 at 3:26 pm

Basically all you have to do is show 30 seconds of Romney trying to smile. The big white perfect teeth ad the lack of emotion in his dead eyes will have GOPer rolling in Santorum to drive the memory away.

Preferred Customer February 23, 2012 at 3:26 pm

Needs a Megadeth soundtrack.

Barb February 23, 2012 at 3:31 pm

I don't get it. Santorum is pro life and pro Megadeth. That's double dipping.

Guppy February 23, 2012 at 3:51 pm

And now you've got "Santorum" and "double dipping" together in the same paragraph, still with no ass-fucking puns.

Lit Happens February 23, 2012 at 3:26 pm

If Santorum thinks GOP voters are actually going to read a TV ad, he's lost the election.

TeaNuts February 23, 2012 at 3:42 pm

Needs more stick cartoon figures, sorta like the candidates themselves.

flamingpdog February 23, 2012 at 3:42 pm

That ad is over before they can even find their reading glasses.

OneDollarJuana February 23, 2012 at 4:02 pm

Heh. He thinks GOP voters can read.

finallyhappy February 23, 2012 at 5:42 pm

yeah, at least have the ominous voice reading these things. Of course, I never watch political ads(or any other kind- that is why someone smart invented the DVR)

Lionel[redacted]Esq February 23, 2012 at 3:28 pm

Like most GOP adds, this tell the viewer nothing about the one thing they really want to know: Who will continue bombing brown people, and which country will we bomb next?

It makes you miss Rick Perry and his desire to get us back into Iraq just a few weeks after we got out of it.

FROTHY February 23, 2012 at 4:23 pm

Yeah, I'm still trying to understand why that didn't go down so well with the electorate, yanno? It worked fine when that *other* Texan tried it.

SorosBot February 23, 2012 at 3:28 pm

That is some very ominous music there.

flamingpdog February 23, 2012 at 3:50 pm

Music? One low tone droning for 27 seconds? Sounds sort of like the low organ tone at the beginning of 2001: A Space Odyssey – the ad would have been a lot more entertaining if it had at least had the beginning of Thus Spake Zarathustra to follow upon the low tone.

SayItWithWookies February 23, 2012 at 3:29 pm

Clearly the implication of that ad is false, as Mitt has never contradicted any of his deeply-held beliefs. And don't ask what his deeply-held beliefs are.

KeepFnThatChicken February 23, 2012 at 3:29 pm

Wow. Rick Santorum's "approved" message really cited Rush Limbaugh as a source.

I guess Dr. Laura will be his Surgeon General, Glenn Beck will be his head of Homeland Security, and Bob & Tom will be executed when Sean Hannity becomes the head of the Justice Department.

Guppy February 23, 2012 at 3:52 pm

"and Bob & Tom will be executed"

And I said nothing.

weej_bain February 23, 2012 at 3:53 pm

and Bob & Tom will be executed

Should KBJ, Ginger Newel, and Layne start packing their bags??

KeepFnThatChicken February 23, 2012 at 3:59 pm

Nah. Writers and readers are largely ignored nowadays.

BloviateMe February 23, 2012 at 3:30 pm

Written words are elitist. This will come to be known as the suicide ad.

OneYieldRegular February 23, 2012 at 3:31 pm

Rick Perry's probably hit rewind on that ad 60 times by now just to get all the text in the first quote.

SoBeach February 23, 2012 at 3:32 pm

I noticed one of the bits listed "Source: Rush Limbaugh"

Case closed, Mitt. There is no higher authority.

Exhausted66 February 23, 2012 at 3:39 pm

RushLimbaugh.COM

The authority of Rush Limbaugh with the accuracy if the internet. So, it's doubly true.

CogitoErgoBibo February 23, 2012 at 3:32 pm

No worries. This relies on the target audience to actually read the quotes. Since the average GOP voter spends teevee commercial time counting his or her money or yelling at the help, all they'll ever hear is "I'm Rick Santorum and I approve whatever the hell it was that you just missed reading."

Barb February 23, 2012 at 3:33 pm

I watched the ad, against my better judgement. It was like there was a party in my mouth and everyone was throwing up.

Goonemeritus February 23, 2012 at 3:33 pm

Were we to use the same ad against Romney it would help him with independents because they would assume he was rational half the time. This would constitute a new high water mark for a modern Republican.

BigDumbRedDog February 23, 2012 at 3:33 pm

Needz moar flying feces!

FakaktaSouth February 23, 2012 at 3:34 pm

I love Mitt Romney. I find him to be authetic and conservative and honest. Wait, no I mean, terrible, a nothing with no beliefs until he finds out what he can trade them for – THEN he can tell you what he thinks. But see how absolutely stupid crazy I sound? Two impossible, cognitively dissonant thoughts, Just like Mitt! And he's their "obvious mainstream choice."

BlackRhino February 23, 2012 at 3:57 pm

Loving Mitt is never having said you did…

Chichikovovich February 23, 2012 at 4:02 pm

That's probably the worst post I've ever read on Wonkette. No, wait, it's super-insightful and captures the inner life of Romney to a T. Poorly written, banal, beautifully composed with compelling, classic style, and strikingly original.

Damn, you're right. That is weird. But oddly liberating. Never needing to stand by anything one has ever said can be a literally irresistable temptation. And by that I mean I never want to do it again.

[Edit: P.S. - I only meant the good parts.]

FakaktaSouth February 23, 2012 at 4:14 pm

It IS liberating, isn't it? I am always fascinated by what people with the kind of money, fame and therefore freedom Mitt has will do. He apparently has chosen to say whatever the hell flies out of his face, and he's rich, so there are people who will stand there and act like this is normal. Like I say, fascinating. Seems like the "drowning in a bathtub on way too many drugs option" would be more honorable.

FROTHY February 23, 2012 at 4:26 pm

Today he's running nearly 20 points behind the President. It's looking more delightful by the second.

BlackRhino February 23, 2012 at 3:35 pm

Hey!!! Those subtitles were too fast…the freepers are going to lose a left nut when they try to read that ad.

Beowoof February 23, 2012 at 3:36 pm

If I thought he believed any of that I'd vote for him. However, the sad fact is, he is and always has been merely a lying opportunist; or aka a politician.

philpjfry February 23, 2012 at 3:37 pm

Damn all these people. Damn them all to hell

Mumbletypeg February 23, 2012 at 3:37 pm

shoot hot poop /completely insane and gross and off-putting but hilarious
vs.
.. a boring thing that just copy-pastes a bunch of terribly damaging quotes ..then calls it a day.

You've just described the way I describe to non-Wonketteers how I spend my time putting effort into comments here, illustrated w/ results during a.) a good day
vs.
b.) no creative nor energetic output in me whatsoever.

It's easier than explaining to them the complexities of negotiating the turbulent miasma of absurdity that is modern politics — and if they have any poop-joke appreciation in them, they sort of 'get it.' (My success rate at luring such folks over this way, however, still needs improvement).

MissTaken February 23, 2012 at 3:45 pm

"and if they have any poop-joke appreciation in them, they sort of 'get it.'"

My bestie has no poop-joke appreciation at all so explaining how SB and I met confused her thoroughly. She's still convinced I'm dating an actual robot.

Mumbletypeg February 23, 2012 at 4:04 pm

no poop-joke appreciation at all …confused her thoroughly

While it is fun to mess w/ people's minds a little, I can't avoid getting a little disheartened as the appeal of this playground stays lost on most whom I steer this way — or in the case of my godfather for ex., the timing is such that he finally meanders over *just* as something posts that's really over the top (he's 76 & liberal but old-fashionied).

Btw, the flirting-saga that unfolds between you & SrB is a welcome diversion in my pt of view, you each complement the other very well as far as exchanging snark & other pleasantries~

SorosBot February 23, 2012 at 4:06 pm

Aw, thanks there.

SorosBot February 23, 2012 at 4:09 pm

She thinks I'm a robot? Now that's just silly. I've had a surprisingly easy time explaining how we met to my friends.

MissTaken February 23, 2012 at 4:24 pm

Nah, she's knows you're real. She just doesn't understand how we went from commenting to dating. Then in between giggles I said it was during a Santorum thread. She didn't understand why that was funny at all.

SorosBot February 23, 2012 at 4:31 pm

That's true, it was in a Santorum thread – so I guess there is one thing we can be thankful to that hateful hypocritical douchebag for. And discussing sex and Santorum will always be funny.

FROTHY February 23, 2012 at 4:28 pm

This is good. She'll never see him coming.

And you can take that any way you want, dear. (Leers at MissTaken)

SayItWithWookies February 23, 2012 at 3:57 pm

Oh, have I told you the one about Jack Hanna and the viscaya?

(Edit: viscacha. Apparently Viscaya is a city).

FROTHY February 23, 2012 at 4:28 pm

(drums fingertips on table impatiently)

Well?

SayItWithWookies February 23, 2012 at 4:51 pm

Not actually a joke, just an amazing television moment.

On Jack's "Into the Wild," a recent episode featured Jack in Chile looking at various interesting animals, and one segment had him and a Chilean park ranger walking around these rocky hills searching for viscacha, these rodents that look like marmots with long tails. Anyway, the ranger looks down and says "here is some of the scat of the viscacha," and we see a pile of things that look like rabbit pellets.

Anyway, Jack picks some of it up and observes, "They look like little candies," whereupon the ranger says "eat it." Jack looks at him askance, and the guy says "eat it" again, whereupon Mr. Hanna pops a few into his mouth and gets this look on his face that will be familiar to any parent who's fed their child brussels sprouts for the first time.

Then there's a cut (probably of footage involving lots of laughter) and we see the two of them walking away towards a hill, with Hanna doing a voice-over of possibly his most awesome quote ever: "I guess eating poop isn't the smartest thing I've ever done."

I swear this is 100% true.

FROTHY February 23, 2012 at 5:20 pm

I know that's not a joke, but it's hilarious. In an ooky sort of way.

Of course, my partner just emailed to let me know her older daughter just told her she ate cat food. Cat food, vegetarian poop, what's the diff?

Mumbletypeg February 23, 2012 at 4:50 pm

Jack Hanna and the viscaya/vischacha as it were…

Depends. If it's in keeping with my above reference to poop jokes, then Yes~

elviouslyqueer February 23, 2012 at 3:39 pm

Meh. Needs moar Don LaFontaine.

BaldarTFlagass February 23, 2012 at 3:44 pm

Maybe even better would be the announcer that does the radio spots for the Monster Truck Jam down at the county fairgrounds. "Sunday! Sunday! SUNDAY!!!"

V572 Flambé February 23, 2012 at 4:08 pm

Where I grew up, commercials for US 30 Dragstrip were the harbingers of spring:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDYzidMqq4o

FROTHY February 23, 2012 at 4:30 pm

Or Crazy Al. "His prices are INSAAAAANE!!"

Lately, my partner has been suddenly screaming this, for no reason I can figure out, when frustrated by tech issues. For some reason, it makes me piss myself laughing.

DrOzarkZ.Hellbender February 23, 2012 at 4:46 pm

Every once in a while, I find myself shouting "Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! Nitro Burning Funnycars!" for absolutely no reason, but that's prolly just me.

FROTHY February 23, 2012 at 5:31 pm

I dunno. That crazy man will probly be delighted to add another insane phrase to his repertoire. He used to play Never Mind The Bollocks at top volume while pulling faces when doing his laptop maintenance until I started playing Chinese opera back at him. Funny how opera music of almost any culture gives some people the leaping fantods.

finallyhappy February 23, 2012 at 5:44 pm

Yes, I remember "at the VA-VA-VA Vooom raceway!"

DrOzarkZ.Hellbender February 23, 2012 at 4:44 pm

Sadly, the Voice Of God, is no longer available. But at least we have his appearance on Wait Wait, Don't Tell Me, where he did a few NPR-themed voiceovers, including "Every week on This American Life, we choose a theme…" and "From WHYY, This is Fresh Air. I'm Terry Gross."

FROTHY February 23, 2012 at 5:33 pm

You want the voice of god? I'm'a give you the Voice of God.

DrOzarkZ.Hellbender February 23, 2012 at 3:42 pm

Of course, now that the "there's no right to privacy" video has surfaced, featuring Rick Santorum saying:

All the rights in the Constitution, which are individually based rights, according to our founders were not there for the individual’s gain, but the reason we established those rights was for the common good. The right to privacy is not the right to a common good. It’s a me-centered right, that obviously started in the sexual revolution with contraception and obviously quickly evolved to abortion, and now has found its way into the marriage debate. And all those acts that were self-giving acts, self-sacrificing acts, have been polluted by this right to privacy.

Rick's going to have a fun time explaining that "we" established those rights, when of course they Come From God, and then that whole "common good" thing sounds kind of socialist, too. Does that mean, for instance, that the Holy Right to Keep and Bear Arms is NOT an individual (or selfish) right, but rather somehow subject to a lot of unconstitutional nonsense about "A well-regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state"?

weej_bain February 23, 2012 at 4:06 pm

Frothy is getting way too deep into the peyote. He's starting to make the craziest Castaneda cacti-head appear to be the very picture of sobriety. Not only has Santroum seen God way too many times, they now have a weekly get together to play canasta ◖fish◗◀

FROTHY February 23, 2012 at 4:32 pm

Hear, hear. Rick Santorum is the kind of putz who gives (1) whites (2) straight folks (3) Christians (4) Catholics, and (5) men a bad name.

DrOzarkZ.Hellbender February 23, 2012 at 4:41 pm

6) humans
7) organic life forms
8) anything composed of atoms

FROTHY February 23, 2012 at 5:21 pm

Can't argue with that. I hope to deity other carbon-based lifeforms don't punish us for this.

Loaded_Pants February 23, 2012 at 4:32 pm

I'm starting to think Sweater Vest can only speak in Crazy Religious Babble. Sort of like glossolalia with the exception that I know what each individual word means if it's removed from the complete statement.

FROTHY February 23, 2012 at 5:22 pm

HAH! He's being dissected live. Soon all that will remain of him on the national stage will be a stain. And I will have to go back to being MittBorg.

V572 Flambé February 23, 2012 at 4:33 pm

This pisses me off so much I feel like posting Rick's SSAN and AmEx numbers right here, so here they are: 382-56-8731 and 4727 79904 08908 (expires 08/14 and the security code is 4892).

In Griswold v Connecticut, Justice Douglas said the right to privacy comes from the 4th Amendment: "the right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures." Just because the word "privacy" doesn't appear in the Constitution doesn't mean the language above doesn't guarantee it. Birth control is something persons use in their houses, and the devices are their "effects." If that isn't protected nothing is.

Suck it, Mullah Santorum.

FROTHY February 23, 2012 at 5:24 pm

I'm not sure that's an appropriate response. You ought to be aware that we have trollz who monitor, and while it's OK to reveal information about *yourself,* it's never been considered OK to reveal this kind of information about someone else. I'd edit the post to remove it if I were you.

V572 Flambé February 23, 2012 at 6:06 pm

Not to worry. Just made the numbers up.

DrOzarkZ.Hellbender February 23, 2012 at 6:36 pm

Oh so the Germans would have us believe.

DrOzarkZ.Hellbender February 23, 2012 at 3:43 pm

Somewhere there's a studio that records nothing but ominous music for campaign ads. I bet they rake in millions.

dijetlo February 23, 2012 at 3:44 pm

Silently lying
dark sound to spin the empty heads
Santorum surging

sezme February 23, 2012 at 3:45 pm

Is this seriously what passes for debate among the Republicans these days?

Sheesh. If scary quotations was all it took to win things, then quoting Ahmadinejad would be enough for regime change in Iran. If Santorum really wants to prove he's not a RINO, he walk the walk and just bomb Romney already.

BloviateMe February 23, 2012 at 3:46 pm

If they hired the Sham-Wow guy to read the quotes, this ad would be unassailable brilliance. You're welcome, Frothy, you're welcome.

Generation[redacted] February 23, 2012 at 4:10 pm

It looks like he needed a sham-wow in his last commercial.

Numbat_Dundee February 23, 2012 at 3:47 pm

I've heard it said that you've only got a certain number of words in you, and once you've said them all you're dead.

V572 Flambé February 23, 2012 at 4:00 pm

That's proven true every time somebody dies.

Nopantsmcgee February 23, 2012 at 3:48 pm

Demonic goats or GTFO, Ricky.

SudsMcKenzie February 23, 2012 at 3:53 pm

Come on, start with " In a World Gone Mad".

jus_wonderin February 23, 2012 at 4:20 pm

Dang it!!! I was headed to comment in the vein.

flamingpdog February 23, 2012 at 3:56 pm

"Under Romney, fees and taxes increased more than $700 million a year."

And under Santorum*, feces and lax(ativ)es will increase exponentially.

*under Santorum*? I just made myself vomit.

JimmyPete February 23, 2012 at 3:58 pm

How bout a commercial showing all the crazy crap Santorum has said and hasn't taken back? Oh wait its a ReTeablican Primary. That would be a vote getter.

V572 Flambé February 23, 2012 at 3:59 pm

The really beautiful thing is when the candidates are presented with their own words and huffily respond, "Well, that was five years ago!" or "That was to a church audience!" or "That was in Massachusetts!" as though it ought to be obvious that you say what the current audience wants to hear. Aside from CongreDoctor Paul, they really can't imagine any other way to be.

weej_bain February 23, 2012 at 4:16 pm

And for an excuse, none of these yokels can say ♪♫ yesterday's a purple haze ♫♪.

RedneckMuslin February 23, 2012 at 4:02 pm

It worked on me. I won't be voting for Rmoney.

yyyaz February 23, 2012 at 4:07 pm

"When can George W. Bush be president again?"

Please let us know as a public service what drugs can cause one to entertain such a horrendous thought so that none of us, ever, ever, ever ingests them, even accidentally.

jus_wonderin February 23, 2012 at 4:22 pm

I believe that "drug" is just a combination of everything under the kitchen sink, in the laundry pantry and out in the garage…stirred, not shaken, together with your favorite mixer while the car is running with the garage doors down.

I believe…………….

FROTHY February 23, 2012 at 5:26 pm

You OK?

yyyaz February 23, 2012 at 7:01 pm

Hmmm. Sounds a lot like the Dahmer Date-Night Spritzer, but without the reagent-grade ethanol, demerol and ibogaine. The suppression of critical thinking skills it would cause, however, is entirely congruous with the flat-line EEG responses/initiatives we have come to expect from the GOOPer candidates. So, what with the lack of caffeine and alcohol, it might be the mythical Moronic Tonic Mittens is rumored to administer to himself. To, you know, loosen the tongue a bit at social functions that require a little more lubricity than his buttened-down bot persona allows at its current settings. See, also, the Twice Around the Bend-er Over.

prommie February 23, 2012 at 4:08 pm

I have it on good authority that his sister is a thespian.

jus_wonderin February 23, 2012 at 4:23 pm

"Treading the boards"?

flamingpdog February 23, 2012 at 5:03 pm

Xena and Gabrielle LIBEL!!!!!

FlownOver February 23, 2012 at 4:10 pm

Confidential sources confirm the codename for Willard's Santorum strategy is "Mountain Meadows."

yyyaz February 23, 2012 at 7:02 pm

More likely "Meadow Muffins."

mavenmaven February 23, 2012 at 4:35 pm

A quote from Rush Limbaugh! Wow, public discourse has gone down the toilet (ahem).

Callyson February 23, 2012 at 4:39 pm

Didn't they steal the sound effects from the very beginning of Goodfellas (when the credits of the major actors roll out)?
Gangsta wannabe…

Antispandex February 23, 2012 at 4:54 pm

Add a little girl, some flowers, and an atom bomb explosion, and maybe you've got something there…or not.

flamingpdog February 23, 2012 at 5:04 pm

That might require a budget of over $9.99.

owhatever February 23, 2012 at 5:22 pm

Ad fail. Requires reading.

Slim_Pickins February 23, 2012 at 5:22 pm

Too bad the target audience can't read that fast.

yyyaz February 23, 2012 at 7:05 pm

Too bad the target audience can't read that fast . Fixed.

NYNYNYjr February 23, 2012 at 8:53 pm

As mentioned in a recent gawker post "…and we learned that Mitt "I Like to Fire People" Romney has a huge backer in Frank "I Like to Sue Blogs out of Existence" VanderSloot.
(We won't talk about VanderSloot here—because he likes to sue blogs out of existence…"

I think more should be said about the fact that Romeny's biggest backer is from Aruba and is the father of serial killer Joran Vandersloot. I mean….isn't that a little weird?

ttommyunger February 23, 2012 at 11:57 pm

I'm finding difficult to fap to this ad.

Negropolis February 24, 2012 at 1:07 am

To be honest, I think this is one of the most effective ads of the entire campaign season. Sometimes, less really is more, especially when you're talking about someone as inauthentic as Willard Mitt Romney.

You know, you come to aggressive at Willard, and you look like a bully picking on a kid with emotional and/or social disabilities.

Biel_ze_Bubba February 24, 2012 at 5:46 am

"Source: RushLimbaugh.com"

Anybody who can do that with a straight face is a big fat idiot.

BaldarTFlagass February 23, 2012 at 3:50 pm

1 pawlenty = 100 romneys, or 1 centi-romney. Already endorsed by the American National Standards Institute (ANSI).

OneDollarJuana February 23, 2012 at 4:01 pm

Actually, that makes a pawlenty a "hecaromney". A centiromney is 0.01 romneys. 1 centiromney is equivalent to waiting one hour in the doctor's office to have a hemorrhoid removed, with only "Parents" and "Highlights" magazines from 1982 to read.

Nostrildamus February 23, 2012 at 7:22 pm

Nope. We need "all of 'em!"

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