CHRIS CHRISTIE YELLING AT PEOPLE  10:54 am February 22, 2012

Chris Christie To Rich Old Liberal: ‘Shut Up,’ Rich Old Liberal

by Jim Newell

Cantankerous Jersey Shore nightclub bouncer Chris Christie found a new IDIOT [SIGH] to holler at yesterday, for being so STUPID. And it wasn’t even a public school teacher or elderly Iowan (very close, though!) or generic constituent politely asking a question. It was Warren Buffett, the scary old billionaire liberal investor who keeps whining about how he pays a lower tax rate than his slaves/parakeets/whatever and wants to change this. Well Chris Christie’s heard about enough from this old windbag creep, and his pathetic calls for raising marginal tax rates on the wealthy a few percentage points as a means of deficit-reduction.

Don’t faint all at once, press corps! Here’s your darling, yelling at a liberal:

“He should just write a check and shut up,” Christie said Tuesday on CNN’s “Piers Morgan Tonight.” “Really, and just contribute. The fact of the matter is that I’m tired of hearing about it. If he wants to give the government more money, he’s got the ability to write a check — go ahead and write it.”

He is in fact matching donations with congressmen who are also willing to send a check, which is more than he needs to do — not that it matters for him obviously; he can write large checks all day as a stunt if he wants to, because he has too much money. Republicans keep trotting out this line and by now they’re surely aware of the obvious response about the futility of one individual voluntarily paying higher taxes. Now they’re just saying it to piss off liberals, which is fine.

[POLITICO]

 
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nounverb911 February 22, 2012 at 10:56 am

Buffett should just buy Joisey, fire Chrispie and put him out of our misery.

actor212 February 22, 2012 at 11:25 am
HELisforHEL February 22, 2012 at 11:26 am

Or set him on fire, on a spit like an immense szalonna. Think of all the starving people he could feed.

actor212 February 22, 2012 at 11:31 am

Well, he did swear an oath to serve the people of New Jersey….no one ever detailed how.

chicken_thief February 22, 2012 at 11:42 am

By the time the fat burned off, all the would be left would be roughly the equivalent of a Cornish hen. But not near as tasty.

BerkeleyBear February 22, 2012 at 12:01 pm

Yeah, but the drippings would be enough for a hell of a fish fry, dontcha think?

Negropolis February 23, 2012 at 2:45 am

Think of all of the spermacetti in that fat head of his. We could heat Newark for months.

Terry February 22, 2012 at 1:11 pm

Buffett should cancel the show Jersey Shore while he's at it.

nounverb911 February 22, 2012 at 10:57 am

The Warren Buffet is Christie's favorite restaurant.

Mumbletypeg February 22, 2012 at 11:03 am

But War-ren-Peace is also his favorite quotable novel. "It was the best of times… and still is, goddammit, from where I'm standing!"

Baconzgood February 22, 2012 at 11:06 am

Cherry Pie by Warren-t is his favorite song/dessert.

actor212 February 22, 2012 at 11:25 am

One flom Corumn A, two flom Corumn B

BerkeleyBear February 22, 2012 at 12:03 pm

No way that fat fucker is going to anything labeled a warren. Too many bad Winnie the Pooh stuck in Rabbit's door flashbacks.

Chichikovovich February 22, 2012 at 12:48 pm

His favorite Supreme Court Justice is Warren Burger.
(mmmmmm….. Burger)

donner_froh February 22, 2012 at 10:58 am

Governor Fatbrain speaks.

Mumbletypeg February 22, 2012 at 10:59 am

to wit: "Keep yer hands in yer own deep pockets!!"

IncenseDebate February 22, 2012 at 10:59 am

He's just pissed Buffett is not the buffet.

chascates February 22, 2012 at 11:00 am

Shut up, you fat bag of shit!

orygoon February 22, 2012 at 12:05 pm

Lose weight, you fat bag of shit!

Goonemeritus February 22, 2012 at 11:00 am

Warren Buffett responded by buying New Jersey, tearing it down and converting it to parking for New York and Pennsylvania.

LagunaB February 22, 2012 at 12:18 pm

And the jersey shore. But going there will cost you.

Fare la Volpe February 22, 2012 at 12:24 pm

Isn't it already?

sewollef February 22, 2012 at 12:41 pm

The cheaper gas would help…

Negropolis February 23, 2012 at 2:47 am

It already is. What remains are a few forests and a freeway through the center of it all.

Maman February 22, 2012 at 11:00 am

Thanks Gov. Christie for being a human stereotype. Don't complain next time your state is portrayed poorly in the media.

Gratuitous World February 22, 2012 at 11:00 am

People who disagree with me should all STFU

Baconzgood February 22, 2012 at 11:09 am

I don't agree with that. STFU Gratuitous!!!!!

DoktorThompson February 22, 2012 at 12:04 pm

This sounds familiar. I think you and I may have been married at some point.

EatsBabyDingos February 22, 2012 at 11:01 am

Chrissie needs a transvaginal ultrasound-maybe we could see where he puts his head when it's up his ass. And find out why his panties are too tight.

An_Outhouse February 22, 2012 at 12:33 pm

Where would one buy underwear in his size? Custom made or does he go commando?

James Michael Curley February 22, 2012 at 12:58 pm

There actually are XXXXXXXXL cloths.

However, Chritie has his jockey shorts made by the same company that makes the device which catches F-22's when the over shoot the runway on the U.S.S. Enterpirse.

gurukalehuru February 22, 2012 at 1:10 pm

He needs a transvaginal ultrasound right up the butt.

glamourdammerung February 22, 2012 at 1:51 pm

Chrissie needs a transvaginal ultrasound-maybe we could see where he puts his head when it's up his ass.

That would take a good 7-10 days just to find the correct fold of fat the hole was located at.

Indiepalin February 22, 2012 at 11:01 am

Christie as Romney's VP? Fat chance.

weej_bain February 22, 2012 at 11:01 am

I thought Christie never met a Buffet he didn't love.

DaRooster February 22, 2012 at 11:02 am

Cristie is telling someone else to shut up?!

GOPCrusher February 22, 2012 at 2:19 pm

Ironic isn't it?
All concerned about someone's 1st Amendment Rights, until they say something they don't want to hear.
Gazillionaires are people too, my friend.

widestanceromance February 22, 2012 at 11:02 am

Is someone having a low sugar moment or is it nappy change time?

Chet Kincaid February 22, 2012 at 12:09 pm

His low sugar moments require a railroad car full of Domino sugar. And a truck full of Domino's pizzas, also.

BaldarTFlagass February 22, 2012 at 11:03 am

This is what happens when you elect Bobby Baccalieri to be your governor.

Gratuitous World February 22, 2012 at 11:06 am

Model Train To Nowhere

actor212 February 22, 2012 at 11:30 am

More like Big Pussy

Blueb4sunrise February 22, 2012 at 11:03 am

writing checks = speech
speech = writing checks

Negropolis February 23, 2012 at 2:48 am

But, can his ass cash those checks? That, my friend, is the question.

Baconzgood February 22, 2012 at 11:03 am

"You should just lose some weight and shut up,…Really you're a fat fuck, and just get a Sweatin' to the Oldies tape. The fact of the matter is that I’m tired of looking at your fat ass. If you wanna lose weight, you got the ability to stop stuffing a box of Ho-Ho's in your gob hole every 10 seconds— go ahead I bet you can't do it. Oh, and I can buy and sell your fat ass 15 times over and still afford to pay your wife and kids 25 mil to all lick my taint at the same time.”

-Warren Buffett-

__kth__ February 22, 2012 at 11:30 am

Yes. Rosie O'Donnell in a tie, is what Donald Trump would call Christie if the latter were a liberal.

IncenseDebate February 22, 2012 at 11:03 am

Wasn't he rubbed out by Tony Soprano?

Redhead February 22, 2012 at 11:04 am

Christie should just go on a diet and shut up. I'm tired of looking at him.

slithytoves February 22, 2012 at 11:12 am

Until I reach my goal weight, I wanna keep seeing him. He does more than anybody to help keep me on my diet.

Chet Kincaid February 22, 2012 at 12:18 pm

A Fathead® Chris Christie At The Beach Refrigerator Door Graphic™ would turn even a glutton like me anorexic.

MarionNYNY February 22, 2012 at 11:04 am

More to the point, Buffet should be writing the checks to the secretaries and other workers who are paying the same effective rate (or more) than he is.

Ruhe February 22, 2012 at 11:59 am

Huh?

MarionNYNY February 22, 2012 at 1:49 pm

Just following Christie's logic fail. He suggests that if Buffet doesn't feel he's paying enough he should just right a check to the government. But Buffet's point was that he pays more proportionally than his secretary. So following Christie's logic, if Buffet feels bad about this he should supplement the poor people who are getting screwed and leave the government alone.

annettaj February 22, 2012 at 11:06 am

If Christie is really tired of hearing about Buffet, why doesn't he stick his sausage fingers into his ears like the petulant child he seemingly ate?

hagajim February 22, 2012 at 11:06 am

He I should just write a check go on a diet and shut up,” – There fixed.

cheaphits February 22, 2012 at 11:07 am

I see, Buffett should shut-up and fatass Christie should go on TV and mouth off = rethug logic…where fair is not fair.

The rules don't apply to us because…, uh, uh…exceptionalism

Goonemeritus February 22, 2012 at 11:08 am

Say what you want about the intrepid hippie protestors of OWS they have changed the debate. In fact they have done it so successfully that no one seems to remember a time when income inequality wasn’t their biggest issue.

HELisforHEL February 22, 2012 at 11:34 am

And they did it all while being ignored by the media for nearly forever, until the news organizations pulled out the good ole 'lookit the crazy, kooky hippies!' meme that they've employed since forever, all the while MISSING THE POINT ENTIRELY.
Despite this, the 99% in the hinterlands figured it out enough to make it part of the debate. So maybe there's hope?

SoBeach February 22, 2012 at 11:55 am

Sure, income inequality and indefensible tax breaks for the super-wealthy are becoming an issue, but folks like Christie are damn sure going to nip it in the bud with their irrefutable "Sit Down And Shut Up" logic.

mavenmaven February 22, 2012 at 11:08 am

Hopefully, during the next election, Buffet will write a big check- to Christie's opponent.

Baconzgood February 22, 2012 at 11:11 am

C-PAC!!!!!

GOPCrusher February 22, 2012 at 2:38 pm

I don't know if Berkshire-Hathaway has offices in New Jersey, but it would be amusing to see them make a public statement that they are no longer going to be doing business there because the Governor is an asshole.

Oblios_Cap February 22, 2012 at 11:09 am

I can really see why the GOP wants Christie to run instead of the douchebags in their primaries now.

Better break out Taft's old bathtub!

actor212 February 22, 2012 at 11:53 am

So much for the War Room….

WilliamHTaft February 22, 2012 at 1:31 pm

Newt's fatter than he looks on tv. He'd do a fine job getting stuck in my tub as well.

Oblios_Cap February 23, 2012 at 12:11 pm

I didn't mean anything by the fat reference, Mr. President!

memzilla February 22, 2012 at 11:09 am

Could somebody please explain to me exactly how Mr. Creosote got elected governor of New Jersey?

HELisforHEL February 22, 2012 at 11:36 am

I keep wondering that, too. NJ isn't THAT dumb, despite Jersey Shore and Name-Any-HBO-Show-About-Gangsters's attempts to portray it that way.

Allmighty_Manos February 22, 2012 at 1:07 pm

Because he was running against a guy whose main claim to fame was being CEO of Goldman Sachs.

Mojopo February 22, 2012 at 11:10 am

You know what I absolutely love about this fat blob of grease and hair? His pants. It is hysterical the way he wears pants. The waist is about 20 feet around and 3 feet wide, so it looks like he's wearing a circus tent with legs. He pulls those britches right up to his enormous tits and cinches them up with a narrow belt, because – you know – the belt is so slimming.

slithytoves February 22, 2012 at 11:14 am

I was thinking this morning about his jacket – trying to guess how many yards of material it took to make it. You could probably house 10 OWS protesters in that tent.

Mojopo February 22, 2012 at 11:18 am

How many vegans could have clothing for a year if Chris Christie didn't need a jacket? Sarah McLachlan should be singing the hell out of this.

Crank_Tango February 22, 2012 at 12:34 pm

Ummmm…..all of 'em, katie?

FakaktaSouth February 22, 2012 at 12:12 pm

The man can be fat without subjecting us all to his front butt. I think he should lose the belt too, and go with some suspenders and a cigar – old timey fat guys are cuter.

Mojopo February 22, 2012 at 1:06 pm

More Boss Hogg, less balloon with a twist tie. I agree.

Beowoof February 22, 2012 at 11:12 am

Oh Oh a billionaire who isn't as selfish and greedy as Chris and the rest of the righties. Sorry Chris there are people with money and a conscience, a trait seriously lacking in most republicans such as yourself.

elburritodeluxe February 22, 2012 at 11:13 am

Republicans like him cuz he yells a lot.

BaldarTFlagass February 22, 2012 at 11:14 am

I thought sumo wrestlers hailed from Japan, not Joisey.

actor212 February 22, 2012 at 11:38 am

Essentially the same place, according to Bachmann.

Oblios_Cap February 22, 2012 at 1:02 pm

I have ppeps in Joisey. They can't stand Lardo.

SorosBot February 22, 2012 at 11:15 am

Why should Buffett have to shut up? True, his fans can be pretty annoying at times, but Cheeseburger in Paradise and Margaritaville are classics (and Christie loves the cheeseburgers himself).

Gunner Asch February 22, 2012 at 11:47 am

Best audience reaction I ever saw was when he performed in Seattle shortly after Mt. St. Helens went kablooey and he got to the line "I don't know where I'm gonna go when the volcano blow". We were still trying to wash what seemed like carborundum dust off everything. I thought my finest expense account notation was getting to claim extra mileage so as to reroute around the ash cloud.

jus_wonderin February 22, 2012 at 12:33 pm

Emily? Emily Litella, is that you?

littlebigdaddy February 22, 2012 at 11:15 am

Tax Christy's donuts!

Deportably_Jose February 22, 2012 at 11:17 am

Silly Warren Buffet! Everyone knows that the point of taxes is to for the government to give money to rich people, and not the other way around.

DaRooster February 22, 2012 at 11:21 am

I agree with Jon Stewart… how would Crunchy Chrispie like it if Same Sex Fat Marriage- http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-february-21

Boojum_Reborn February 22, 2012 at 12:32 pm

Srsly — why should Christie marry? He's too fat to have "normal" sex, aka the kind that leads to children.

I bet he hasn't found his penis in years! Can you imagine the crusty smegma coated jelly worm THAT must be?

actor212 February 22, 2012 at 11:24 am

Dear God, I ask so few things in my life, now that I've got a fur-lined sink, but could you please see your way clear to allowing Warren Buffet to purchase the entire state of New Jersey and firing the governor? I swear, I'll make it up to you. Build you a fur-lined cathedral or something.

sewollef February 22, 2012 at 12:55 pm

The problem with your wish is that's where the Mob relocated to after they were run out of town by those commie Girl Scouts.

If Mr Buffet buys up the state, they'll all come back to Brooklyn…. and frankly, we just don't want Mr Gambino and his ilk.

SorosBot February 22, 2012 at 11:24 am

A rich person who thinks he should pay his fair share in taxes, and the government should do its job to help the poor and middle class? Warren Buffett is obviously a class traitor!!

actor212 February 22, 2012 at 11:29 am

Yes, he is! He should go buy more fur lined sinks for his fur lined yachts!

SorosBot February 22, 2012 at 11:40 am

And shift as much of his money as possible to the Cayman Islands, so he doesn't even have to pay 15%!

actor212 February 22, 2012 at 11:46 am

He can build a fur-lined vault.

SorosBot February 22, 2012 at 11:49 am

Where he keeps his giant piles of gold coins, and goes swimming in them.

paris biltong February 22, 2012 at 11:25 am

Nobody likes a class traitor, although it's stretching it a little to place Christie and Buffett in the same class.

Crank_Tango February 22, 2012 at 12:36 pm

Definitely not the same weight class…

Chichikovovich February 22, 2012 at 12:49 pm

Or more properly: tonnage category.

Crank_Tango February 22, 2012 at 12:57 pm

Oh yeah, don't they go by displacement? I heard they had to widen the panama canal for his last trip, I dunno, somewhere.Sent from my iPhone

DerrickWildcat February 22, 2012 at 11:25 am

He's already done both. He's written books and http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/business/2012/01/warr

Christie is an overweight punk.

freakishlywrong February 22, 2012 at 11:26 am

Go yell at someone your own weight, fatso.

SorosBot February 22, 2012 at 11:41 am

But him and Limbaugh the Hutt generally agree with each other.

__kth__ February 22, 2012 at 11:27 am

I don't know why people are impressed with Christie, as his whole schtick consists of some banal wingnut quip (people who think taxes should go up should voluntarily pay more themselves), with "go fuck yourself" or "shove it up your ass" appended to it.

Tundra Grifter February 22, 2012 at 11:40 am

____kth_____:

It's right up there with "If you don't like America, move to China." Yet which party consistently talks about the terrible shape our nation is in?

Generation[redacted] February 22, 2012 at 11:46 am

It worked great for Toby Keith.

SorosBot February 22, 2012 at 11:49 am

That's it; the conservatives love bullies, and Christie is a giant one.

freakishlywrong February 22, 2012 at 12:23 pm

They also like assholes, and what you said.

Fare la Volpe February 22, 2012 at 12:31 pm

Everything about Christie tells me that he used to steal poor kids' lunch money and then sit on them.

Boojum_Reborn February 22, 2012 at 12:33 pm

Or eat them.

FlipOffResearch February 22, 2012 at 11:30 am

"Republicans keep trotting out this line and by now they’re surely aware of the obvious response about the futility of one individual voluntarily paying higher taxes."

That sounds about as serious as any of the Republican other ideas.

ElPinche February 22, 2012 at 11:30 am

Eh , conservatives have no idea what Kristie Kreme is saying. They just love it when he gets all shouty. He could scream 'ARRGGHGGhhhGHGHHGGH!!' and WaPo would write a 1 pager praising him on it.

Generation[redacted] February 22, 2012 at 11:47 am

"Argle bargle liberals shut up!"

(audience applauds)

JustPixelz February 22, 2012 at 11:31 am

I have an idea! Let's cut taxes for wealthy people. And get rid of regulations. Also, don't let the IRS collect taxes from people. ("Do you owe the IRS over $10,000? We can help you pay just a few pennies on the dollar.") That is a sure-fire way to unbounded prosperity.

And, hey, while we're at it, let's put a couple of oil men in the White House. They'll keep gas prices down by "talking down the price of oil” with his Saudi friends. (Highest gas prices in U.S. history in July 2008.)

actor212 February 22, 2012 at 11:54 am

Needs moar guns.

Crank_Tango February 22, 2012 at 12:40 pm

Constantly threatening war in the Persian Gulf="talking down the price of oil"

Well, it's worked so far. Cuz them oil mens really want oil to be cheap, right?

GOPCrusher February 22, 2012 at 2:46 pm

We need to implement Trump's Plan to not only not pay China back for the money we borrowed but start taxing them for being on the same planet as us.

ingloriousbytch February 22, 2012 at 11:32 am

Has Christie had his first heart attack yet?

actor212 February 22, 2012 at 11:46 am

Assumes facts not in evidence (to-wit, possession of said heart)

Boojum_Reborn February 22, 2012 at 12:34 pm

He has one. He keeps it in the freezer.

ManchuCandidate February 22, 2012 at 11:33 am

Looks like Dairy Queen (owned by Buffett) just lost their best customer for their Oil Drum sized Blizzard.

EatsBabyDingos February 22, 2012 at 11:35 am

With the line "Changes in latitudes, changes in fattydudes," I can see why The Corpulent One hates Buffet.

DemmeFatale February 22, 2012 at 11:57 am

Thanks for making me choke on my coffee!

fredbell February 22, 2012 at 11:35 am

Nate Sliver jumped the shark when he wrote that this windbag had "superstar talent". http://fivethirtyeight.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/09/

ManchuCandidate February 22, 2012 at 11:45 am

He does… but only at competitive eating.

MissTaken February 22, 2012 at 11:37 am

In a choice between Buffett's adorable Geico gecko and Christie's fat ginormous gut, I choose Buffett every time.

SorosBot February 22, 2012 at 11:51 am

So you don't want to play find-the-penis-beneath-the-giant-rolls-of-fat with Christie?

MissTaken February 22, 2012 at 11:54 am

I'm pretty sure the last person who played find-the-penis with Christie is still stuck in-between rolls #7 and #8 in his fupa.

SorosBot February 22, 2012 at 12:04 pm

Hey, I think I found it! Oh wait, no, that's just an old hot dog that was stuck between the rolls.

imissopus February 22, 2012 at 12:24 pm

Hey, some of us are trying to eat breakfast here.

Tundra Grifter February 22, 2012 at 11:39 am

This is the "conservative" who wants the state of New Jersey to take over parts of Atlantic City.

He can run his mouth, but he can't run his state.

Crank_Tango February 22, 2012 at 12:41 pm

also, he can't run.

Generation[redacted] February 22, 2012 at 11:44 am

Now they’re just saying it to piss off liberals, which is fine.

"Anything that pisses off liberals gets my vote!" -Teatard

Blueb4sunrise February 22, 2012 at 11:46 am
Steverino247 February 22, 2012 at 11:46 am

The White Hole.

meatlofer February 22, 2012 at 11:49 am

Buffett would have had Christie hit and dumped in the Hudson,other than the coastal flooding that would've followed.

Maman February 22, 2012 at 11:52 am

How is it exactly that a guy who is quoted as saying, "I'll tell you why I like the cigarette business. It costs a penny to make. Sell it for a dollar. It's addictive. And there's fantastic brand loyalty." is considered a LIBERAL?

That is a sad, sad commentary of the Repub party.

chicken_thief February 22, 2012 at 11:52 am

"He is in fact matching donations with congressmen who are also willing to send a check, …"

But so far, Buffet only had to match one. And he offered to donate 3-to-1 for any voluntary contributions by McConnell. While Christie just proposed a tax plan that would give 40% of the benefits to the top 1%.

Steverino247 February 22, 2012 at 11:57 am

You can't whack this guy, folks. Think of the effect that would have on tidepools!

DonnyKerabotsos February 22, 2012 at 11:57 am

Maybe a compromise?

Warren Buffet can write the big check and Crisp Christie can shut the fuck up.

I believe such an agreement is referred to as a 'win-win.'

johnnyzhivago February 22, 2012 at 11:57 am

Christie/Snookie 2016!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

johnnyzhivago February 22, 2012 at 12:00 pm

My only question about Christie is whether his political career will come to an end when outed as a self loathing homosexual, the "Jersey" way – which is being caught dealing with the Mafia, or just unable to campaign because he is over private jet weight limits.

iburl February 22, 2012 at 12:04 pm

"I canna get the plane in the air, cap'n, 'es too 'eavy!"

FakaktaSouth February 22, 2012 at 12:00 pm

Borrowing from Curb Your Enthusiasm. WHY DON'T YOU SHUT UP YOU FAT FUCK??? YOU FAT FUCK!!!!!!
Ahem. I am saying this again. Keep talking. Keep talking, keep being a dick with a dick. It is helpful when the guy who vetoes states' rights says shut the fuck up to a man that wants to make our country better. It is good. Rick Santorum and his anti-amniocentesis party are (Eddie Izzard) "collapsing like a flan in a cupboard" by BEING WHO THEY ARE. The money behind this party who could honestly in real life give a fuck about any of their wedge issues know what they have done and they are shitting. The more they talk the more the rest of you people with the good fortune to live some god damn where else can hear that THIS IS NOT A JOKE. THEY ARE THIS STUPID – it's NOT just Alabama. Their "bubble" is so strong they REALLY THINK this is what the whole (white) country wants. Even about 40% of us here in this piece of shit state disagree so BEFORE THE Rs EVEN KNOW THIS SHIT – AND THEY DON'T KNOW A DAMNED THING ABOUT WHAT IS REALLY GOING ON – make sure the rest of us do. They. really. don't. know. "I say, Let em crash."

ttommyunger February 22, 2012 at 8:14 pm

""I say, Let em crash." …"Jane you ignorant slut!" SNL, when they were funny.

ttommyunger February 22, 2012 at 8:15 pm

You don't mind if I call you Shirley, do you?

Chet Kincaid February 22, 2012 at 12:11 pm

Jake LaMotta In His Fat-Fuck-In-Jail-For-Statutory Phase says what?!

Blueb4sunrise February 22, 2012 at 12:25 pm

I'm gonna try talking when my bills come due. See what happens.

Crank_Tango February 22, 2012 at 12:30 pm

Time=Money=Speech=Money=Time and so on. I think it's worth a try!

Blueb4sunrise February 22, 2012 at 12:44 pm

WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Speech = Time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BaldarTFlagass February 22, 2012 at 12:25 pm

Leave the cannolis. Write the check.

fuflans February 22, 2012 at 12:29 pm

chris christie is the living walking breathing embodiment of a teabag.

Boojum_Reborn February 22, 2012 at 12:39 pm

I, for one, welcome our new Lipid Overlord.

Tommy1733 February 22, 2012 at 12:40 pm

Across-the-board tax cuts make good political sense but not good fiscal sense. Taxes are proportional for very good, time-tested, mother-approved reasons. He will no doubt win many voters with this move in the short term.

Exhausted66 February 22, 2012 at 12:43 pm

Luckily, with over 1,700 views of this post. more people have seen it here than on CNN.

An_Outhouse February 22, 2012 at 12:44 pm

Hey Fatty, Fat Boy.You fucking whale. Has the wifey found your pee pee lately? Or does she wear a strap on and do you like the bottom you are?

Chichikovovich February 22, 2012 at 12:52 pm

They left out the part where Christie continued "So write a check already – those extra-capacity helecopters that fly me to and from my kids baseball games don't pay for themselves, you know!"

jtalaska February 22, 2012 at 1:04 pm

Personal security for Governor Christie provided by Sea Shepherd.

widestanceromance February 22, 2012 at 1:35 pm

It keeps the sailcloth industry going, at least.

glamourdammerung February 22, 2012 at 1:46 pm

Christie bitching and crying about how people in his state are portrayed as obnoxious morons in 3…2…

BarackMyWorld February 22, 2012 at 1:56 pm

Almost as funny as that time Eric Bolling accused Warren Buffet of being a socialist.
True story.

JimmyPete February 22, 2012 at 2:39 pm

Wow Chris even you know that if Warren would give a donation to the government it would mean bubkus , sorta like bringing you one donut from D&D's. Better still those rich assholes you hang out with all be made to pay a little bit more. They'll still send their kids to those expensive Catholic Schools, ride their horsey's , and drive their big old Beemers. Maybe they'll be enough money in the till to fill some of the potholes on Route 80, Course you wouldn't know about that using a your state paid for flying machine to go see your kid play lacross. Now if you'd only have a salad or two maybe the Jersey taxpayers could save some money for fuel in that helicopter.

prommie February 22, 2012 at 3:04 pm

Someone should call the marine mammal stranding center.

ttommyunger February 22, 2012 at 8:16 pm

…."now get in my belly!"

DahBoner February 23, 2012 at 7:54 am

Did Christy scream Give me some more iced tea motherfucker?

Fare la Volpe February 22, 2012 at 12:27 pm

That's unsanitary. He should hire professional money cleaners to polish his coins to a golden sheen.

MissTaken February 22, 2012 at 12:43 pm

Just consider this a new diet plan called Weight Wonketters

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