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Chris Christie To Rich Old Liberal: ‘Shut Up,’ Rich Old Liberal

Cantankerous Jersey Shore nightclub bouncer Chris Christie found a new IDIOT [SIGH] to holler at yesterday, for being so STUPID. And it wasn’t even a public school teacher or elderly Iowan (very close, though!) or generic constituent politely asking a question. It was Warren Buffett, the scary old billionaire liberal investor who keeps whining about how he pays a lower tax rate than his slaves/parakeets/whatever and wants to change this. Well Chris Christie’s heard about enough from this old windbag creep, and his pathetic calls for raising marginal tax rates on the wealthy a few percentage points as a means of deficit-reduction.

Don’t faint all at once, press corps! Here’s your darling, yelling at a liberal:

“He should just write a check and shut up,” Christie said Tuesday on CNN’s “Piers Morgan Tonight.” “Really, and just contribute. The fact of the matter is that I’m tired of hearing about it. If he wants to give the government more money, he’s got the ability to write a check — go ahead and write it.”

He is in fact matching donations with congressmen who are also willing to send a check, which is more than he needs to do — not that it matters for him obviously; he can write large checks all day as a stunt if he wants to, because he has too much money. Republicans keep trotting out this line and by now they’re surely aware of the obvious response about the futility of one individual voluntarily paying higher taxes. Now they’re just saying it to piss off liberals, which is fine.

[POLITICO]

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  • nounverb911

    Buffett should just buy Joisey, fire Chrispie and put him out of our misery.

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212
    • HELisforHEL

      Or set him on fire, on a spit like an immense szalonna. Think of all the starving people he could feed.

      • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

        Well, he did swear an oath to serve the people of New Jersey….no one ever detailed how.

      • chicken_thief

        By the time the fat burned off, all the would be left would be roughly the equivalent of a Cornish hen. But not near as tasty.

        • BerkeleyBear

          Yeah, but the drippings would be enough for a hell of a fish fry, dontcha think?

      • Negropolis

        Think of all of the spermacetti in that fat head of his. We could heat Newark for months.

    • Terry

      Buffett should cancel the show Jersey Shore while he's at it.

  • nounverb911

    The Warren Buffet is Christie's favorite restaurant.

    • http://facethesuncastnoshadow.wordpress.com/ Mumbletypeg

      But War-ren-Peace is also his favorite quotable novel. "It was the best of times… and still is, goddammit, from where I'm standing!"

      • Baconzgood

        Cherry Pie by Warren-t is his favorite song/dessert.

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      One flom Corumn A, two flom Corumn B

    • BerkeleyBear

      No way that fat fucker is going to anything labeled a warren. Too many bad Winnie the Pooh stuck in Rabbit's door flashbacks.

    • Chichikovovich

      His favorite Supreme Court Justice is Warren Burger.
      (mmmmmm….. Burger)

  • http://hong-kong-actresses.blogspot.com/ donner_froh

    Governor Fatbrain speaks.

    • http://facethesuncastnoshadow.wordpress.com/ Mumbletypeg

      to wit: "Keep yer hands in yer own deep pockets!!"

  • IncenseDebate

    He's just pissed Buffett is not the buffet.

  • chascates

    Shut up, you fat bag of shit!

    • orygoon

      Lose weight, you fat bag of shit!

  • Goonemeritus

    Warren Buffett responded by buying New Jersey, tearing it down and converting it to parking for New York and Pennsylvania.

    • LagunaB

      And the jersey shore. But going there will cost you.

    • Fare la Volpe

      Isn't it already?

    • sewollef

      The cheaper gas would help…

    • Negropolis

      It already is. What remains are a few forests and a freeway through the center of it all.

  • http://www.vinoverve.com Maman

    Thanks Gov. Christie for being a human stereotype. Don't complain next time your state is portrayed poorly in the media.

  • http://gratuity.wordpress.com/ Gratuitous World

    People who disagree with me should all STFU

    • Baconzgood

      I don't agree with that. STFU Gratuitous!!!!!

    • DoktorThompson

      This sounds familiar. I think you and I may have been married at some point.

  • EatsBabyDingos

    Chrissie needs a transvaginal ultrasound-maybe we could see where he puts his head when it's up his ass. And find out why his panties are too tight.

    • An_Outhouse

      Where would one buy underwear in his size? Custom made or does he go commando?

      • James Michael Curley

        There actually are XXXXXXXXL cloths.

        However, Chritie has his jockey shorts made by the same company that makes the device which catches F-22's when the over shoot the runway on the U.S.S. Enterpirse.

    • http://www.gurukalehuru.wordpress.com gurukalehuru

      He needs a transvaginal ultrasound right up the butt.

    • http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/39308_Breitbarts_Fans_Spew_Racism_Call_for_President_Obama_t glamourdammerung

      Chrissie needs a transvaginal ultrasound-maybe we could see where he puts his head when it's up his ass.

      That would take a good 7-10 days just to find the correct fold of fat the hole was located at.

  • Indiepalin

    Christie as Romney's VP? Fat chance.

  • http://wonkette.com/ weej_bain

    I thought Christie never met a Buffet he didn't love.

  • DaRooster

    Cristie is telling someone else to shut up?!

    • GOPCrusher

      Ironic isn't it?
      All concerned about someone's 1st Amendment Rights, until they say something they don't want to hear.
      Gazillionaires are people too, my friend.

  • widestanceromance

    Is someone having a low sugar moment or is it nappy change time?

    • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/ Chet Kincaid

      His low sugar moments require a railroad car full of Domino sugar. And a truck full of Domino's pizzas, also.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    This is what happens when you elect Bobby Baccalieri to be your governor.

    • http://gratuity.wordpress.com/ Gratuitous World

      Model Train To Nowhere

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      More like Big Pussy

  • Blueb4sunrise

    writing checks = speech
    speech = writing checks

    • Negropolis

      But, can his ass cash those checks? That, my friend, is the question.

  • Baconzgood

    "You should just lose some weight and shut up,…Really you're a fat fuck, and just get a Sweatin' to the Oldies tape. The fact of the matter is that I’m tired of looking at your fat ass. If you wanna lose weight, you got the ability to stop stuffing a box of Ho-Ho's in your gob hole every 10 seconds— go ahead I bet you can't do it. Oh, and I can buy and sell your fat ass 15 times over and still afford to pay your wife and kids 25 mil to all lick my taint at the same time.”

    -Warren Buffett-

    • __kth__

      Yes. Rosie O'Donnell in a tie, is what Donald Trump would call Christie if the latter were a liberal.

  • IncenseDebate

    Wasn't he rubbed out by Tony Soprano?

  • Redhead

    Christie should just go on a diet and shut up. I'm tired of looking at him.

    • slithytoves

      Until I reach my goal weight, I wanna keep seeing him. He does more than anybody to help keep me on my diet.

      • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/ Chet Kincaid

        A Fathead® Chris Christie At The Beach Refrigerator Door Graphic™ would turn even a glutton like me anorexic.

  • http://www.marionstein.net MarionNYNY

    More to the point, Buffet should be writing the checks to the secretaries and other workers who are paying the same effective rate (or more) than he is.

    • Ruhe

      Huh?

      • http://www.marionstein.net MarionNYNY

        Just following Christie's logic fail. He suggests that if Buffet doesn't feel he's paying enough he should just right a check to the government. But Buffet's point was that he pays more proportionally than his secretary. So following Christie's logic, if Buffet feels bad about this he should supplement the poor people who are getting screwed and leave the government alone.

  • annettaj

    If Christie is really tired of hearing about Buffet, why doesn't he stick his sausage fingers into his ears like the petulant child he seemingly ate?

  • hagajim

    He I should just write a check go on a diet and shut up,” – There fixed.

  • http://www.stumbleupon.com/stumbler/cheaphits/reviews cheaphits

    I see, Buffett should shut-up and fatass Christie should go on TV and mouth off = rethug logic…where fair is not fair.

    The rules don't apply to us because…, uh, uh…exceptionalism

  • Goonemeritus

    Say what you want about the intrepid hippie protestors of OWS they have changed the debate. In fact they have done it so successfully that no one seems to remember a time when income inequality wasn’t their biggest issue.

    • HELisforHEL

      And they did it all while being ignored by the media for nearly forever, until the news organizations pulled out the good ole 'lookit the crazy, kooky hippies!' meme that they've employed since forever, all the while MISSING THE POINT ENTIRELY.
      Despite this, the 99% in the hinterlands figured it out enough to make it part of the debate. So maybe there's hope?

    • SoBeach

      Sure, income inequality and indefensible tax breaks for the super-wealthy are becoming an issue, but folks like Christie are damn sure going to nip it in the bud with their irrefutable "Sit Down And Shut Up" logic.

  • mavenmaven

    Hopefully, during the next election, Buffet will write a big check- to Christie's opponent.

    • Baconzgood

      C-PAC!!!!!

    • GOPCrusher

      I don't know if Berkshire-Hathaway has offices in New Jersey, but it would be amusing to see them make a public statement that they are no longer going to be doing business there because the Governor is an asshole.

  • Oblios_Cap

    I can really see why the GOP wants Christie to run instead of the douchebags in their primaries now.

    Better break out Taft's old bathtub!

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      So much for the War Room….

    • WilliamHTaft

      Newt's fatter than he looks on tv. He'd do a fine job getting stuck in my tub as well.

      • Oblios_Cap

        I didn't mean anything by the fat reference, Mr. President!

  • memzilla

    Could somebody please explain to me exactly how Mr. Creosote got elected governor of New Jersey?

    • HELisforHEL

      I keep wondering that, too. NJ isn't THAT dumb, despite Jersey Shore and Name-Any-HBO-Show-About-Gangsters's attempts to portray it that way.

    • Allmighty_Manos

      Because he was running against a guy whose main claim to fame was being CEO of Goldman Sachs.

  • Mojopo

    You know what I absolutely love about this fat blob of grease and hair? His pants. It is hysterical the way he wears pants. The waist is about 20 feet around and 3 feet wide, so it looks like he's wearing a circus tent with legs. He pulls those britches right up to his enormous tits and cinches them up with a narrow belt, because – you know – the belt is so slimming.

    • slithytoves

      I was thinking this morning about his jacket – trying to guess how many yards of material it took to make it. You could probably house 10 OWS protesters in that tent.

      • Mojopo

        How many vegans could have clothing for a year if Chris Christie didn't need a jacket? Sarah McLachlan should be singing the hell out of this.

        • Crank_Tango

          Ummmm…..all of 'em, katie?

    • FakaktaSouth

      The man can be fat without subjecting us all to his front butt. I think he should lose the belt too, and go with some suspenders and a cigar – old timey fat guys are cuter.

      • Mojopo

        More Boss Hogg, less balloon with a twist tie. I agree.

  • Beowoof

    Oh Oh a billionaire who isn't as selfish and greedy as Chris and the rest of the righties. Sorry Chris there are people with money and a conscience, a trait seriously lacking in most republicans such as yourself.

  • elburritodeluxe

    Republicans like him cuz he yells a lot.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    I thought sumo wrestlers hailed from Japan, not Joisey.

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      Essentially the same place, according to Bachmann.

      • Oblios_Cap

        I have ppeps in Joisey. They can't stand Lardo.

  • SorosBot

    Why should Buffett have to shut up? True, his fans can be pretty annoying at times, but Cheeseburger in Paradise and Margaritaville are classics (and Christie loves the cheeseburgers himself).

    • Gunner Asch

      Best audience reaction I ever saw was when he performed in Seattle shortly after Mt. St. Helens went kablooey and he got to the line "I don't know where I'm gonna go when the volcano blow". We were still trying to wash what seemed like carborundum dust off everything. I thought my finest expense account notation was getting to claim extra mileage so as to reroute around the ash cloud.

    • jus_wonderin

      Emily? Emily Litella, is that you?

  • littlebigdaddy

    Tax Christy's donuts!

  • http://dismalpseudoscientist.wordpress.com Deportably_Jose

    Silly Warren Buffet! Everyone knows that the point of taxes is to for the government to give money to rich people, and not the other way around.

  • DaRooster

    I agree with Jon Stewart… how would Crunchy Chrispie like it if Same Sex Fat Marriage- http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-february-21

    • Boojum_Reborn

      Srsly — why should Christie marry? He's too fat to have "normal" sex, aka the kind that leads to children.

      I bet he hasn't found his penis in years! Can you imagine the crusty smegma coated jelly worm THAT must be?

  • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

    Dear God, I ask so few things in my life, now that I've got a fur-lined sink, but could you please see your way clear to allowing Warren Buffet to purchase the entire state of New Jersey and firing the governor? I swear, I'll make it up to you. Build you a fur-lined cathedral or something.

    • sewollef

      The problem with your wish is that's where the Mob relocated to after they were run out of town by those commie Girl Scouts.

      If Mr Buffet buys up the state, they'll all come back to Brooklyn…. and frankly, we just don't want Mr Gambino and his ilk.

  • SorosBot

    A rich person who thinks he should pay his fair share in taxes, and the government should do its job to help the poor and middle class? Warren Buffett is obviously a class traitor!!

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      Yes, he is! He should go buy more fur lined sinks for his fur lined yachts!

      • SorosBot

        And shift as much of his money as possible to the Cayman Islands, so he doesn't even have to pay 15%!

        • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

          He can build a fur-lined vault.

          • SorosBot

            Where he keeps his giant piles of gold coins, and goes swimming in them.

          • Fare la Volpe

            That's unsanitary. He should hire professional money cleaners to polish his coins to a golden sheen.

  • paris biltong

    Nobody likes a class traitor, although it's stretching it a little to place Christie and Buffett in the same class.

    • Crank_Tango

      Definitely not the same weight class…

      • Chichikovovich

        Or more properly: tonnage category.

        • Crank_Tango

          Oh yeah, don't they go by displacement? I heard they had to widen the panama canal for his last trip, I dunno, somewhere.Sent from my iPhone

  • http://www.flickr.com/photos/30500320@N06/ DerrickWildcat

    He's already done both. He's written books and http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/business/2012/01/warr

    Christie is an overweight punk.

  • freakishlywrong

    Go yell at someone your own weight, fatso.

    • SorosBot

      But him and Limbaugh the Hutt generally agree with each other.

  • __kth__

    I don't know why people are impressed with Christie, as his whole schtick consists of some banal wingnut quip (people who think taxes should go up should voluntarily pay more themselves), with "go fuck yourself" or "shove it up your ass" appended to it.

    • Tundra Grifter

      ____kth_____:

      It's right up there with "If you don't like America, move to China." Yet which party consistently talks about the terrible shape our nation is in?

    • Generation[redacted]

      It worked great for Toby Keith.

    • SorosBot

      That's it; the conservatives love bullies, and Christie is a giant one.

      • freakishlywrong

        They also like assholes, and what you said.

      • Fare la Volpe

        Everything about Christie tells me that he used to steal poor kids' lunch money and then sit on them.

        • Boojum_Reborn

          Or eat them.

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/FlipOffResearch FlipOffResearch

    "Republicans keep trotting out this line and by now they’re surely aware of the obvious response about the futility of one individual voluntarily paying higher taxes."

    That sounds about as serious as any of the Republican other ideas.

  • ElPinche

    Eh , conservatives have no idea what Kristie Kreme is saying. They just love it when he gets all shouty. He could scream 'ARRGGHGGhhhGHGHHGGH!!' and WaPo would write a 1 pager praising him on it.

    • Generation[redacted]

      "Argle bargle liberals shut up!"

      (audience applauds)

  • http://www.storycorner.us/ JustPixelz

    I have an idea! Let's cut taxes for wealthy people. And get rid of regulations. Also, don't let the IRS collect taxes from people. ("Do you owe the IRS over $10,000? We can help you pay just a few pennies on the dollar.") That is a sure-fire way to unbounded prosperity.

    And, hey, while we're at it, let's put a couple of oil men in the White House. They'll keep gas prices down by "talking down the price of oil” with his Saudi friends. (Highest gas prices in U.S. history in July 2008.)

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      Needs moar guns.

    • Crank_Tango

      Constantly threatening war in the Persian Gulf="talking down the price of oil"

      Well, it's worked so far. Cuz them oil mens really want oil to be cheap, right?

    • GOPCrusher

      We need to implement Trump's Plan to not only not pay China back for the money we borrowed but start taxing them for being on the same planet as us.

  • ingloriousbytch

    Has Christie had his first heart attack yet?

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      Assumes facts not in evidence (to-wit, possession of said heart)

      • Boojum_Reborn

        He has one. He keeps it in the freezer.

  • http://www.wonkette.com ManchuCandidate

    Looks like Dairy Queen (owned by Buffett) just lost their best customer for their Oil Drum sized Blizzard.

  • EatsBabyDingos

    With the line "Changes in latitudes, changes in fattydudes," I can see why The Corpulent One hates Buffet.

    • http://Wonkette.com DemmeFatale

      Thanks for making me choke on my coffee!

  • fredbell

    Nate Sliver jumped the shark when he wrote that this windbag had "superstar talent". http://fivethirtyeight.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/09/

    • http://www.wonkette.com ManchuCandidate

      He does… but only at competitive eating.

  • MissTaken

    In a choice between Buffett's adorable Geico gecko and Christie's fat ginormous gut, I choose Buffett every time.

    • SorosBot

      So you don't want to play find-the-penis-beneath-the-giant-rolls-of-fat with Christie?

      • MissTaken

        I'm pretty sure the last person who played find-the-penis with Christie is still stuck in-between rolls #7 and #8 in his fupa.

        • SorosBot

          Hey, I think I found it! Oh wait, no, that's just an old hot dog that was stuck between the rolls.

          • http://whatisawatthedevolution.blogspot.com imissopus

            Hey, some of us are trying to eat breakfast here.

          • MissTaken

            Just consider this a new diet plan called Weight Wonketters

  • Tundra Grifter

    This is the "conservative" who wants the state of New Jersey to take over parts of Atlantic City.

    He can run his mouth, but he can't run his state.

    • Crank_Tango

      also, he can't run.

  • Generation[redacted]

    Now they’re just saying it to piss off liberals, which is fine.

    "Anything that pisses off liberals gets my vote!" -Teatard

  • Blueb4sunrise
  • Steverino247

    The White Hole.

  • meatlofer

    Buffett would have had Christie hit and dumped in the Hudson,other than the coastal flooding that would've followed.

  • http://www.vinoverve.com Maman

    How is it exactly that a guy who is quoted as saying, "I'll tell you why I like the cigarette business. It costs a penny to make. Sell it for a dollar. It's addictive. And there's fantastic brand loyalty." is considered a LIBERAL?

    That is a sad, sad commentary of the Repub party.

  • chicken_thief

    "He is in fact matching donations with congressmen who are also willing to send a check, …"

    But so far, Buffet only had to match one. And he offered to donate 3-to-1 for any voluntary contributions by McConnell. While Christie just proposed a tax plan that would give 40% of the benefits to the top 1%.

  • Steverino247

    You can't whack this guy, folks. Think of the effect that would have on tidepools!

  • DonnyKerabotsos

    Maybe a compromise?

    Warren Buffet can write the big check and Crisp Christie can shut the fuck up.

    I believe such an agreement is referred to as a 'win-win.'

  • http://johnnyzhivago.blogspot.com johnnyzhivago

    Christie/Snookie 2016!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://johnnyzhivago.blogspot.com johnnyzhivago

    My only question about Christie is whether his political career will come to an end when outed as a self loathing homosexual, the "Jersey" way – which is being caught dealing with the Mafia, or just unable to campaign because he is over private jet weight limits.

    • iburl

      "I canna get the plane in the air, cap'n, 'es too 'eavy!"

  • FakaktaSouth

    Borrowing from Curb Your Enthusiasm. WHY DON'T YOU SHUT UP YOU FAT FUCK??? YOU FAT FUCK!!!!!!
    Ahem. I am saying this again. Keep talking. Keep talking, keep being a dick with a dick. It is helpful when the guy who vetoes states' rights says shut the fuck up to a man that wants to make our country better. It is good. Rick Santorum and his anti-amniocentesis party are (Eddie Izzard) "collapsing like a flan in a cupboard" by BEING WHO THEY ARE. The money behind this party who could honestly in real life give a fuck about any of their wedge issues know what they have done and they are shitting. The more they talk the more the rest of you people with the good fortune to live some god damn where else can hear that THIS IS NOT A JOKE. THEY ARE THIS STUPID – it's NOT just Alabama. Their "bubble" is so strong they REALLY THINK this is what the whole (white) country wants. Even about 40% of us here in this piece of shit state disagree so BEFORE THE Rs EVEN KNOW THIS SHIT – AND THEY DON'T KNOW A DAMNED THING ABOUT WHAT IS REALLY GOING ON – make sure the rest of us do. They. really. don't. know. "I say, Let em crash."

    • ttommyunger

      ""I say, Let em crash." …"Jane you ignorant slut!" SNL, when they were funny.

    • ttommyunger

      You don't mind if I call you Shirley, do you?

  • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/ Chet Kincaid

    Jake LaMotta In His Fat-Fuck-In-Jail-For-Statutory Phase says what?!

  • Blueb4sunrise

    I'm gonna try talking when my bills come due. See what happens.

    • Crank_Tango

      Time=Money=Speech=Money=Time and so on. I think it's worth a try!

      • Blueb4sunrise

        WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!!
        Speech = Time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • BaldarTFlagass

    Leave the cannolis. Write the check.

  • fuflans

    chris christie is the living walking breathing embodiment of a teabag.

  • Boojum_Reborn

    I, for one, welcome our new Lipid Overlord.

  • Tommy1733

    Across-the-board tax cuts make good political sense but not good fiscal sense. Taxes are proportional for very good, time-tested, mother-approved reasons. He will no doubt win many voters with this move in the short term.

  • Exhausted66

    Luckily, with over 1,700 views of this post. more people have seen it here than on CNN.

  • An_Outhouse

    Hey Fatty, Fat Boy.You fucking whale. Has the wifey found your pee pee lately? Or does she wear a strap on and do you like the bottom you are?

  • Chichikovovich

    They left out the part where Christie continued "So write a check already – those extra-capacity helecopters that fly me to and from my kids baseball games don't pay for themselves, you know!"

  • jtalaska

    Personal security for Governor Christie provided by Sea Shepherd.

  • widestanceromance

    It keeps the sailcloth industry going, at least.

  • http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/39308_Breitbarts_Fans_Spew_Racism_Call_for_President_Obama_t glamourdammerung

    Christie bitching and crying about how people in his state are portrayed as obnoxious morons in 3…2…

  • BarackMyWorld

    Almost as funny as that time Eric Bolling accused Warren Buffet of being a socialist.
    True story.

  • JimmyPete

    Wow Chris even you know that if Warren would give a donation to the government it would mean bubkus , sorta like bringing you one donut from D&D's. Better still those rich assholes you hang out with all be made to pay a little bit more. They'll still send their kids to those expensive Catholic Schools, ride their horsey's , and drive their big old Beemers. Maybe they'll be enough money in the till to fill some of the potholes on Route 80, Course you wouldn't know about that using a your state paid for flying machine to go see your kid play lacross. Now if you'd only have a salad or two maybe the Jersey taxpayers could save some money for fuel in that helicopter.

  • prommie

    Someone should call the marine mammal stranding center.

  • ttommyunger

    …."now get in my belly!"

  • DahBoner

    Did Christy scream Give me some more iced tea motherfucker?