Dow Soars 62% Since Obama Took Office; Do Stocks Have Liberal Bias?

It is time for the not-really-daily Daily Feature, Wonkette's Win of the Afternoon. Today's star comment notes that the Dow Jones Industrial Average has soared an astonishing 62% (sixty-two percent!) since the Kenyan Socialist Barack Obama seized the White House in a violent Saul Alinsky coup that left over 1 billion Americans tragically murdered. Jeez, 62%! Guess we should've invested everything (forty bucks and a baggie of stems and seeds) in a low-cost index fund that tracked the Dow 30!

And here is the Comment of the Day, brought to you by the joyless coke fiends of Wall Street:

SoBeach  110p · 2 hours ago 

The Dow is up 62% since Obama took office. Imagine how high it would be if Obama weren't a Kenyan Muslim socialist communist Nazi deliberately trying to destroy America and capitalism.

(In case anyone is wondering, when the last president left office the Dow was 25% lower than it was when he took office eight years earlier. Yet somehow the dipshits on CNBC keep talking about how bad democrats in general, and Obama in particular are for their precious stock market. )