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Funny headline is funny.How is Rick Santorum keeping the nation’s headline writers amused this week? Oh, the usual: cumming, blasts, and the reliable laugh provided by his actual name, “Santorum.” Why won’t Rick Santorum respect American family values and stop being the nation’s vulgar, childish joke?

What else is the presumed next president of the United States up to, this week?

Romney now trails Mr. Santorum among Republican voters nationally by 10 points, 36 percent to 26 percent, according the latest Gallup daily tracking poll, released Tuesday morning.

Ha ha, oh! Well surely Romney must be leading somewhere. (Not Michigan.) Arizona! He has the lead in Arizona. Luckily his campaign isn’t being run by scandal-plagued closeted homosexual anti-Mexican sheriffs with Mexican gay lovers. [Access Georgia via Wonkette operatives “Steven J.” and “Ryan R.”]

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