LIVES OF THE GAYS  9:44 am February 21, 2012

Mexico-Bashing Gay Arizona Sheriff Shares Tips On Forbidden Love

by Wonkette Jr.

He will always love Mexico.Recently outed gay Arizona sheriff Paul Babeu has some hot relationship tips about his longtime gay partner “Jose,” who was also a trusted political consultant for Babeu and even designed all of Babeu’s congressional campaign websites: Jose somehow secretly “wanted to harm me,” Babeu told CNN on Monday. If true, this follows the typical Republican foreign policy of bullying people from other countries and then threatening to bomb them for being upset about being bullied.

But in the case of Jose, Sheriff Babeu threatened to deport his longtime gay lover — the Arizona version of a nuclear bomb. Here are two terribly awkward terrible people talking about this:

The important thing is that when a comical hypocrite Republican is caught with his pants down — and with a gay lover, and that gay lover is also a Mexican national and the comical hypocrite Republican has built his whole sick career on bashing Mexican immigrants — it must mean there is some conspiracy when the media and the nation say “haw haw.” Blingee art by Princess Sparkle Pony. [CNN/Politico]

 

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Barb February 21, 2012 at 11:20 am

I shot inside the Sherrif….

Crank_Tango February 21, 2012 at 11:21 am

Too soon?

Fare la Volpe February 21, 2012 at 12:58 pm

There are pills for that.

valgal2342 February 21, 2012 at 11:21 am

but I did not kill his Mexican gay lover illegal immigrant deputy.

Tundra Grifter February 21, 2012 at 11:22 am

Barb:

Omar?

Barb February 21, 2012 at 11:23 am

I misspelled SHERIFF. Pain meds! I blew it like a Mexican national.

Indiepalin February 21, 2012 at 11:36 am

Omar Sharif?

actor212 February 21, 2012 at 12:18 pm

Sharif don't like it.

freakishlywrong February 21, 2012 at 11:46 am

Barb, adorable kitten and pain meds aside, I just got back from an appointment and am hysterically laughing my butt off. (If only)).

Barb February 21, 2012 at 11:53 am

I am trying this new thing where I don't take the pain meds. It takes me about an hour to remember why they gave them to me in the first place, lol. Then I take them and my baby booty knitting looks like it was done by a spider on Xanax. I am somewhat useless right now.
Thanks for being sweet and forgiving me. xo

OneDollarJuana February 21, 2012 at 12:07 pm

Barb, if the pain meds are going to be a permanent thing, you may reach the point where being lucid and in pain is preferable to being stupid. My brother was eating literally dozens of oxycontin a day (no he's not a Republican), but got so tired of being in fog he quit. Cold turkey. So it can be done.

Dashboard Shmoo February 21, 2012 at 12:04 pm

I saw what you did there.

ttommyunger February 21, 2012 at 11:29 am

…but I did not blow the Deputy….

OneDollarJuana February 21, 2012 at 12:08 pm

ttommy, how come it was funnier the second time you posted it? Perfecting your delivery?

prommie February 21, 2012 at 12:34 pm

It was a technique often used by Henny Youngman, repeating the punchline, works, when the timing is right.

Biff February 21, 2012 at 12:39 pm

And continued to this day by Jay Leno.

ttommyunger February 22, 2012 at 8:18 am

We try. What is life without laughter? I suspected the first post's author was making a cute point, but might have been too young to have actually heard the song I tried to reference in my comment. Glad you got it, but you realize it prolly ID's you as an old.

actor212 February 21, 2012 at 12:04 pm

Imma think sweet Babeau is a pitcher, not a catcher.

Negropolis February 22, 2012 at 1:27 am

…and he also did the dep-u-ty.

nounverb911 February 21, 2012 at 11:21 am

"Jose can you see?"

An_Outhouse February 21, 2012 at 12:50 pm

my flag pole?

Tundra Grifter February 21, 2012 at 11:21 am

"Who moved my taco?"

~ Sheriff Paul "Sweet" Babeu

mrpuma2u February 21, 2012 at 11:22 am

Yo quiero mucho mi amor Sherrif! Wow this guy made a run for the border his gun shootin' buddies didn't see coming. Maybe he can make a guest appearance on "Reno 911"

Crank_Tango February 21, 2012 at 11:23 am

Str8 acting!

Lascauxcaveman February 21, 2012 at 11:28 am

Yeah well, they're not fooling anyone.

Fare la Volpe February 21, 2012 at 12:36 pm

Please.

The handcuffs on his belt are just a cry for attention.

Crank_Tango February 21, 2012 at 5:11 pm

Also, dildo tazer.

Fare la Volpe February 21, 2012 at 5:15 pm

Wait, is that a thing? Can it be? We would make a fucking fortune with a product like that!

I can picture the slogan now: "Dildo Taser – Put the Spark Back into Your Love Life"

Crank_Tango February 21, 2012 at 5:20 pm

Well I saw a site from some local sf chick who mentioned electrified butt-plugs, so I am sure it is, but is it patented and trademarked etc? I dunnoSent from my iPhone

donner_froh February 21, 2012 at 11:24 am

The media is turning all our manly sheriffs gay!

jodyleek February 21, 2012 at 11:42 am

And here I thought it was the illegal Messicans what were turnin' us all ghey! Its a conspiracy between 'em I tells ya, also. Too.

Baconzgood February 21, 2012 at 11:55 am

I blame the Village People costume he goes around wearing. SOOOOOO GAY!

ChurchofRealism February 21, 2012 at 11:24 am

Apparently, illegal aliens arn't cool unless you are fucking them in the ass. Who knew?

bagofmice February 21, 2012 at 11:32 am

Who knew you could trade Santorum for a green card?

chicken_thief February 21, 2012 at 11:34 am

And, obvs, even illigal Messicuns dig a man in uniform.

EatsBabyDingos February 21, 2012 at 11:25 am

You Babe to BabeU to Babelube for Dummies

chascates February 21, 2012 at 11:25 am

Talk about a 'love-hate' relationship with Mexico!

Or, Love, South of the Border.

memzilla February 21, 2012 at 11:30 am

South of the Border? Pedro no le hace gracia!

chascates February 21, 2012 at 11:34 am

Man, that's almost the Hispanic version of AmosAndAndyland!

memzilla February 21, 2012 at 11:37 am

True 'nuff. On the bright side, though… fireworks and tequila!

tessiee February 21, 2012 at 12:44 pm

I know, who can believe it's in South Carolina?

Tundra Grifter February 21, 2012 at 11:25 am

Sheriff Babeu's explanations are coming fast and furious.

Apparently, so was Jose.

widestanceromance February 21, 2012 at 12:21 pm

fast and furious. . .making Babeu the real wetback.

memzilla February 21, 2012 at 11:25 am

C'mon, give the Mexi-Gay-Bashing sheriff some credit for at least keeping it out of the airport bathrooms, 'k?

Postura amplia, no!

chicken_thief February 21, 2012 at 11:30 am

And, apparently, over the age of consent. Priests, take notice!

Callyson February 21, 2012 at 12:13 pm

Now you know why they closed the restrooms along the Arizona highway rest stops. What, you thought that business about budget cuts was the real reason?

sck007 February 21, 2012 at 11:26 am

Heeey, Babeu, what's inside your pic-a-nic basket?

Texan_Bulldog February 21, 2012 at 11:30 am

A shitload of Santorum?

memzilla February 21, 2012 at 11:35 am

I don't think the ranger is gonna like this, Yogi…

Tundra Grifter February 21, 2012 at 1:50 pm

He's definately not smarter than the average Sheriff.

donner_froh February 21, 2012 at 11:26 am

You just know this guy is a bossy bottom.

Limeylizzie February 21, 2012 at 11:36 am

I love that expression, mainly because ,if I were a gay man, that is what I would be.

Fare la Volpe February 21, 2012 at 12:37 pm

Join us. We have jackets.

Limeylizzie February 21, 2012 at 12:47 pm

Awesome!

Negropolis February 22, 2012 at 1:31 am

Dinner or sport?

FakaktaSouth February 21, 2012 at 11:26 am

I believe him and think there's just something about this Sheriff guy, because I TOTALLY wanna hurt him too.

MissTaken February 21, 2012 at 11:27 am

Deporting your illegal immigrant boyfriend? And here I thought showing my "I Only Sleep With Democrats" button to scare off asshole hedge fund boyfriends was inspired.

SorosBot February 21, 2012 at 11:34 am

Thus denying yourself the chance to become a rich asshole's kept woman; what a missed opportunity.

tessiee February 21, 2012 at 12:46 pm

I've met a few of those guys and their concubines. Those gals earn every penny, believe me.

SorosBot February 21, 2012 at 12:48 pm

Especially if they end up looking like Callista Gingrich; ick.

MissTaken February 21, 2012 at 12:49 pm

I'm one of those crazy ladies who actually expects her bf/husband to respect her. And I don't want to worry if I gain 5 lbs that I'll be kicked out on my ass.

tessiee February 21, 2012 at 1:44 pm

Having been acquainted with the folks on both sides of the aisle, I can safely say that none of them are any fantastic bargain. The gals are vapid whores, and the guys are narcissistic assholes who would step over the dying bodies of ten terrific women to be with Barbie (and don't worry, they cheat on her, too). In one of those rare instances of justice in real life, they deserve each other.

Tundra Grifter February 21, 2012 at 1:52 pm

tessiee:

I think it was W. Somerset Maugham who wrote that the trouble with marrying for money was that most people didn't want to work that hard.

LesBontemps February 21, 2012 at 5:02 pm

I tell my kids, "Marry for money; you can find love anywhere, but money is hard to come by."

LesBontemps February 21, 2012 at 12:09 pm

Only Democrats? You mean us Socialists are out of luck?

Fare la Volpe February 21, 2012 at 12:39 pm

You have to come in the back door.

chicken_thief February 21, 2012 at 12:43 pm

You crack up, you!!!

Tundra Grifter February 21, 2012 at 1:53 pm

Best Christmas song ever – "Back Door Santa" by Clarence Carter. "I Still Get That Old Time Feeling for You" is probably his best work, however.

Texan_Bulldog February 21, 2012 at 11:27 am

New movie idea: Brokeback Desert

And what's poor Whitney done to deserve being pictured next to this asshole?

chascates February 21, 2012 at 11:31 am

If they hadn't died Telly Savalas could play the sheriff and Catinflas could play Jose.

As it is we'll have Howie Mandel and Erik Estrada.

Limeylizzie February 21, 2012 at 11:37 am

How much do I love you for the Cantinflas reference?

Gainsbourg69 February 21, 2012 at 2:21 pm

I watched a marathon of Cantinflas films just last week. His films are funnier the more you watch them.

memzilla February 21, 2012 at 11:35 am

It's okay. She's with her career now.

LesBontemps February 21, 2012 at 12:11 pm

So much win in that.

NYNYNYjr February 21, 2012 at 3:32 pm

This would be an awesome movie. Ed Harris…that kid from Motorcycle diaries? Bruce Willis and Ricky Martin? Oh my God….cool movie.

HarryButtle February 21, 2012 at 11:29 am

I'm curious…no, not about self-loathing closeted Republitards, they're easy to figure out!

But why is Whitney Houston in that Blingee? Was she a gay Latino man? Or a Sheriff?

themcwow February 21, 2012 at 1:25 pm

Rumors had it…

Tundra Grifter February 21, 2012 at 1:54 pm

HB:

Perhaps she pushed aside Diana Ross as the idol of gay boys' affection.

Franknflower February 21, 2012 at 11:29 am

"I love service." Mmmhmm.

Franknflower February 21, 2012 at 11:31 am

"Service in the Sheriff's Office?" Oh my.

chascates February 21, 2012 at 11:39 am

'To Protect and To Serve'

WunkRocker February 21, 2012 at 12:44 pm

But dammit. Service in the Sheriff's Orifice, that should be a (blow)jerb for a U.S. American homo. Just another fucking republican shipping our (blow)jerbs over the borderline…seems like I going to lose my mind…keep pushing me…keep pushing me..

ttommyunger February 21, 2012 at 11:31 am

" secretly “wanted to harm me,” ….If, by harm, he means run a hot messican hard-on up his ass and down his throat continuously. What a phony dickwad!

tessiee February 21, 2012 at 12:47 pm

"up his ass and down his throat continuously"

And in that chronological order, please.

sharethegrief February 21, 2012 at 11:32 am

Babeu wishes everybody Happiness and Piece.

tessiee February 21, 2012 at 12:47 pm

"Happiness and Piece."

That's spelled "a penis and piece".

chicken_thief February 21, 2012 at 11:33 am

Babeu, I need your lovin',
got to have all your lovin',

Babeu, I need your lovin'
got to have all your lovin'
'cause I'm Messican and ain't got no green card, ….

SorosBot February 21, 2012 at 11:33 am

I'm just glad our editors didn't go with the Sheriff's underwear pic that's out there.

chascates February 21, 2012 at 11:36 am

Link or it didn't happen.

SorosBot February 21, 2012 at 11:44 am

OK, but don't say I didn't warn you.
https://encrypted-tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:AN

Loaded_Pants February 21, 2012 at 11:47 am

Why am I not surprised that he has one of those god awful "tribal" tats?

DaRooster February 21, 2012 at 11:49 am

But I will bet it doesn't go under his arm… 'cuz that would hurt.

SorosBot February 21, 2012 at 12:36 pm

Oh those hideous tats were no surprise at all. The tightie – grayies? – were though.

chascates February 21, 2012 at 11:52 am

Not as bad as something Shorts would have come up with.

For which I thank you.

Mojopo February 21, 2012 at 11:57 am

Gray briefs? How very 1990's lesbian of him.

Swampgas_Man February 21, 2012 at 2:15 pm

Apparently they broke up when Jose washed Baboo's tighty-whities w/ dark colors. Laundry Revenge!

chicken_thief February 21, 2012 at 12:48 pm

WTF, could that bathroom be any smaller?! They need to up the Sheriff's salary so he can get a double wide.

edgydrifter February 21, 2012 at 11:34 am

The first rule of Undocumented Mexican Down-Low Sexytime Club is: Don't get in the middle of a public deportation case against your undocumented Mexican down-low sexytime partner.

ManchuCandidate February 21, 2012 at 11:36 am

The greatest love of all
Is easy to deport
Dating an Illegal Alien
It is the greatest love of all

Indiepalin February 21, 2012 at 11:37 am

I thought Babeu was deported to Pakistan…

Biff February 21, 2012 at 12:51 pm

Wasn't Babar French?

Gunner Asch February 21, 2012 at 1:31 pm

Wasn't Babue that Uzbeki witch that lives in the house with chicken legs?

Generation[redacted] February 21, 2012 at 11:38 am

Hard-nosed sheriff and illegal immigrant? I think this couple is taking the sexytime role playing a wee bit too far.

jus_wonderin February 21, 2012 at 11:54 am

Did Babeu play the good cop role or the bad cop role?

bagofmice February 21, 2012 at 12:23 pm

He played the wee bit.

Negropolis February 22, 2012 at 1:34 am

Yes.

weej_bain February 21, 2012 at 11:38 am

So how long before the other shoe drops about Sheriff Babeu and Todd Palin?

bureaucrap February 21, 2012 at 11:38 am

Do they give a Pulitzer for blingees? Cuz Princess Sparkle Pony so deserves one.

HarryButtle February 21, 2012 at 11:39 am

Actually, he learned this technique from Sheriff Joe. The trick is to immediately attack your enemies with all the faux indignation and dismissive scorn you can conjure up and take your case to all the friendly media-types. Regardless of what you've done, the story is always about how you've been treated unfairly and that THEY are out to get you.

It doesn't really fool anybody, but it gives your supporters a life preserver to hang on to as they try to forget and/or justify whatever God-awful thing you've just done.

tessiee February 21, 2012 at 12:54 pm

"Regardless of what you've done, the story is always about how you've been treated unfairly and that THEY are out to get you."

And just when I'd succeeded in forgetting all about Grifterella.

prommie February 21, 2012 at 11:42 am

So I guess this guy is the proof that the Mexicans come here to do the jobs that Americans don't want to do.

Fare la Volpe February 21, 2012 at 12:36 pm

I find this comment very easy to masturbate to.

NorbertsRevenge February 21, 2012 at 11:43 am

Gotta run for the border but here's an alternative graphic:
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61udgqPeMdL

prommie February 21, 2012 at 11:43 am

Is he saying that Jose was the Candidate's Manchurian Mexican?

Tundra Grifter February 21, 2012 at 1:57 pm

Instead of the Queen of Diamonds you just show him the Ace of Spades.

BigDumbRedDog February 21, 2012 at 11:46 am

Great. Now the Mexicans are taking all our gay buttsex too. Build the danged fence already!

bagofmice February 21, 2012 at 12:27 pm

Dey took our blow jerbs!

Ducandy February 21, 2012 at 11:47 am

I think we finally found that new candidate the Repugs are looking for!

ChurchofRealism February 21, 2012 at 11:47 am

Arizona: We fuck illegal aliens, literally!

donner_froh February 21, 2012 at 11:47 am

So Mexicans are bad unless they slip you some of that forbidden hot chorizo while south of your border.

jus_wonderin February 21, 2012 at 11:49 am

Babeu? We don't need no stinkin' Babeu! (I bet some used that one already. Just busy here.)

freakishlywrong February 21, 2012 at 11:49 am

This is so delish. And this shitbird is still running, convinced that his hatriotism will get him elected. He's gonna learn a thing or two about conservative hate. It does NOT swing both ways. Just hate ONE way, towards everyone not like them.

Biff February 21, 2012 at 12:58 pm

They'll support him, to prove they're not bigots.

DaRooster February 21, 2012 at 11:50 am

So Rick Scott is a gay sheriff in Arizona?

Nothingisamiss February 21, 2012 at 11:57 am

That's IT! I knew he reminded me of another hypocritical asshole!

widestanceromance February 21, 2012 at 11:51 am

The first time I saw a pic of Babeu, circa "dang fence era," my thought was, "either she's got a little sugar in her, or I'll be happy to put some in her."

Baconzgood February 21, 2012 at 11:52 am

Wait a gay man fucking a Mexican…..Doesn't that make him a Liberal by default? Can Baconz get a ruling on this one?

bagofmice February 21, 2012 at 12:29 pm

In this case, there's fuck and there's FUCK. You're going to have to be more precise.

DerrickWildcat February 21, 2012 at 11:54 am

This is quite a dilemma for the Tea Baggers. Do they hate Mexicans or Gays more?
It also explains why Arpaio put them in Pink Jumpsuits.

SayItWithWookies February 21, 2012 at 11:55 am

So that's what they mean when they say "To Protect and Serve."

Generation[redacted] February 21, 2012 at 12:05 pm

Republicans think using protection is an assault on their family values.

bagofmice February 21, 2012 at 12:31 pm

In this case, the protection was using the Mexican.

GOPCrusher February 21, 2012 at 3:49 pm

No fetii were harmed in the making of this film.

Biel_ze_Bubba February 21, 2012 at 11:58 am

This is very bad news for messican illegals. We sort of looked the other way, because nobody here wanted to pick fucking lettuce for 10 hours a day. But when people find out that gay illegals are doing web site design? The santorum's really gonna hit the fan now.

chicken_thief February 21, 2012 at 12:59 pm

Agreed! Thanks to Babeu, Arizona will now probably pass some draconian fucking "papers, please" l….. what?! Never mind…

Trannysurprise February 21, 2012 at 12:01 pm

Pedro says……

Get your tank filled at SOUTH OF THE BORDER!

actor212 February 21, 2012 at 12:03 pm

PROTIP: If your elected official has killer abs, tattoos and a shaved head, the likelihood he is sexting a shame-laden relationship hovers around 100%

Gunner Asch February 21, 2012 at 2:02 pm

C'mon, let's not be hating on the shaved head thing. I do that too, else I look like my barber is Friar Tuck.

actor212 February 21, 2012 at 4:21 pm

I shave too! Both heads, but that's not important right now.

Gunner Asch February 21, 2012 at 4:36 pm

Until now I didn't realize I could cross my legs into a double knot.

WhatTheHeck February 21, 2012 at 12:05 pm

Cat-fight at the O.K. corral.

actor212 February 21, 2012 at 12:06 pm

So I'm the first to say it?

BABEAULOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(see also: Babeau Booie!)

hagajim February 21, 2012 at 12:07 pm

Mexican asshat dance anyone?

Oblios_Cap February 21, 2012 at 12:10 pm

Baba Louie needs to see Marcus Bachmann and get his gay prayed away. It only takes two days, I hear.

chicken_thief February 21, 2012 at 1:00 pm

Marcus doesn't have the energy of his younger years when it took two weeks?

Oblios_Cap February 21, 2012 at 12:16 pm

Recently outed gay Arizona sheriff Paul Babeu has some hot relationship tips about his longtime gay partner “Jose

I'm sure they're keen and pentrating insights.

prommie February 21, 2012 at 12:22 pm

Why just the tips? I would think he'd enjoy the whole thing.

bagofmice February 21, 2012 at 12:33 pm

Mexicans come in, Mexicans come out. He can't explain it.

MinAgain February 21, 2012 at 12:18 pm

I have to wonder about the power dynamics in that relationship. And then I have to go scrub my brain with bleach.

BTWBFDIMHO February 21, 2012 at 12:19 pm

Enough wetbacks for the Sherriff!

prommie February 21, 2012 at 12:20 pm

I often feel that way about myself.

bagofmice February 21, 2012 at 12:25 pm

Don't worry, I've been assured that that comment blows.

actor212 February 21, 2012 at 12:30 pm

Hands down, no doubt.

WunkRocker February 21, 2012 at 12:48 pm

I've hired some kid outside of the Nike factory in Central Shitfuckistan to let prommie's comment bugger him. Best 19 cents I ever spent.

chicken_thief February 21, 2012 at 12:51 pm

Jerb creator!

meatlofer February 21, 2012 at 12:22 pm

When you sell guns to the Injuns,don't be suprised whe they shoot your ass.(or in your ass)

BTWBFDIMHO February 21, 2012 at 12:22 pm

-José? Qué José?
-El que te culeó y se fué!

bagofmice February 21, 2012 at 12:26 pm

He came out too early.

prommie February 21, 2012 at 12:41 pm

The Sheriff was shocked, shocked to discover that the guy blowing him was gay!

Biff February 21, 2012 at 12:55 pm

I know the Onion did a spoof of this, years ago.

littlebigdaddy February 21, 2012 at 12:30 pm

What can brown do for you? Quite alot, apparently.

TeaNuts February 21, 2012 at 12:31 pm

I'ma thinkin that the "Sheriff" outfit will be real popular this Halloween in San Fran.

Native_of_SL_UT February 21, 2012 at 12:35 pm

You know the ol' standby "dead girl/live boy" scandals were getting a little stale so this amping it up with the illegal immigrant slant is really refreshing.

Steverino247 February 21, 2012 at 12:37 pm

"To Penetrate and Squirt" it says on the side of his car.

tessiee February 21, 2012 at 12:39 pm

Is my home-girl Whitney in the picture because Jose is "savin all his love for Babboooooo"?

Dashboard Shmoo February 21, 2012 at 12:39 pm

Has it happened yet? The argument about how if gay marriage is legalized, thousand of brown skinned homosexuals will flood across our border so they could get citizenship through marriage?

Fare la Volpe February 21, 2012 at 12:49 pm

Mexico City already offers gay marriage.

Why else do you think all those frat bros head down to "Cancun" for spring break?

Dashboard Shmoo February 21, 2012 at 1:02 pm

I did not know that. Amazing stuff.—

tessiee February 21, 2012 at 12:40 pm

"Jose somehow secretly “wanted to harm me,”"

Or, instead of Jose, most people who had ever met Babboo.

upthruster February 21, 2012 at 12:41 pm

The attentive listener will notice the underlying response to Blitzkreig's relationship question is since he's always working 7 days a week, he only has time for nooners and late night quickies in the squad car. That will be good practice for working conditions in congress.

chicken_thief February 21, 2012 at 1:03 pm

Pages, you are hereby on notice!

paris biltong February 21, 2012 at 12:41 pm

Why does he keep grabbing his thigh? Or is he grabbing something else that hangs way down in his pants. Show-off!

An_Outhouse February 21, 2012 at 12:51 pm

What does a repug got to do to get fired around here? Gay Sheriff banging an illegal immigrant and its a-okay? WTF?

Pithaughn February 21, 2012 at 12:52 pm

Anchor Boner?

An_Outhouse February 21, 2012 at 12:54 pm

The sexual tension in that interview was overwhelming. Get a room, guys.

chicken_thief February 21, 2012 at 1:05 pm

Come on already!

Fare la Volpe February 21, 2012 at 12:56 pm

Babeu is breaking history, you guys: He's the first openly closeted man to ever run for office!

WiscDad February 21, 2012 at 1:09 pm

Must've been a lovers spat…or his lover spat

738838 February 21, 2012 at 1:11 pm

Weird connection, but up here in Western Mass, the story is out that Babeu received a settlement from the Catholic Church because he was serially molested by …… you guessed it….. a priest. Sad. (masslive.com)

WiscDad February 21, 2012 at 1:12 pm

Was it a Messican priest

738838 February 21, 2012 at 1:18 pm

Richard Lavigne. Not sure, maybe French Canadian

BornInATrailer February 21, 2012 at 1:35 pm

I must have missed it because, with two posts on the gay southwestern sheriff, I cannot believe there hasn't been a "The sheriff is queer!" Blazing Saddles comment.

poorgradstudent February 21, 2012 at 1:39 pm

Let me say that, while Wonkette's blingees never fail to at least amuse me, this one had me in tears of joy and schadenfreude.

mavenmaven February 21, 2012 at 2:20 pm

"…then threatening to bomb them for being upset about being bullied, while f—ing them in the @$$". There, fixed.

ghblowhard February 21, 2012 at 2:49 pm

awkward!

fuflans February 21, 2012 at 10:17 pm

princess sparkle pony has been missed over here.

Negropolis February 22, 2012 at 1:38 am

The best part of the story isn't the Mexican lover, but rather that Babeu is apparently a total, greedy slut of a man trying to bone every Tom, Dick and Hairy.

You see what I did there?

Barb February 21, 2012 at 12:26 pm

I very much appreciate what you just said, thanks. Lucid is the way to go. Jeff just called from work and said that he thinks he just ruptured his eardrum. I am going to get dressed and take him to the ER now.

SorosBot February 21, 2012 at 12:33 pm

Oh god, hope he's OK; we're thinking of you two.

MissTaken February 21, 2012 at 12:36 pm

Oh no! Take care and hopefully he's okay. You two definitely deserve several pain free days.

MissTaken February 21, 2012 at 12:38 pm

And it appears he bunched up his tightie-cloudies to make them look like a thong. Weird.

Fare la Volpe February 21, 2012 at 12:41 pm

They're military issue briefs.

…Don't ask.

tessiee February 21, 2012 at 12:43 pm

And Paulie Walnuts:
[tells joke]
You hear what I said there?
*elbow nudge*
I said, [retells entire joke verbatim]

prommie February 21, 2012 at 12:51 pm

Yeah, but its never funny, when Leno does it.

SorosBot February 21, 2012 at 12:50 pm

And I blame you for directing me to that picture; now I can't unsee it.

MissTaken February 21, 2012 at 12:56 pm

As they say, 'misery loves company'

Barb February 21, 2012 at 3:56 pm

Can you believe Jeff has strep throat and they are testing him for a staph infection? I'm going to go lie down with him and I'll be back tomorrow.

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