Every year on this holy day, we all gather around the YouTube to enjoy the greatest presidential moments in American History, such as these guys screwing around with the Animatronic Presidents at the Disney World.
Oh look, here’s Lincoln half-heartedly freeing the slaves after the Civil War already started. Those are his morals collapsing, right there at Disney Land!
And here’s a random crazy person at Disney Land, right before Doctor Who took him back to the U.S.S. Tardis, the end.
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I saw that Sarah Palin tweeted "Happy Birthday, President Lincoln" I didn't want to burst her bubble and tell her that he's dead.
She released a President's Day video on her PAC site. Yeah, the site with the "donate" button. What a whore.
Another Alaskan saves the day:
Apostrophes – He was a Greek, yeah?
I don't remember seeing Reagan at the Hall of Presidents at the '64 Worlds Fair.
Animatronic Reagan was Nancy's favorite, if ya know what I mean.
Animatronic Reagan/Rubio '12
Brokered Convention.
♫ All alone at the '64 World's Fair
80 dolls yelling "Small Girl After All"
Who was at the DuPont Pavilion?
Why was the bench still warm?
Who had been there? ♫
They should have ponied up a few more bucks and went with the iPhone Presidents.
Where's the animatronic Jesus dictating the Constitution?
Salt Lake City, Utah. Temple Square, if I recall correctly. Right next to the restored travel agency where Jesus got his tickets to the New World to preach on his three day Gospel tour.
…on an H1B Visa.
Would he have been able to get an H1B? Has the USA ever had a shortage of preachers?
I love androids but I won't watch that as it might keep me up at night.
That guy has some good balance… I guess it pays to be fucking Goofy…
That's what Minnie says.
Well, that's just Batty.
USA, USA! We are soooo fucked.
Random Crazy Man 2012!
We're pretending to be incompetent so that you fleshlings will let down your guard and be completely surprised when the robolution comes.
I'd like to celebrate President's Day by giving those presidents who gave away our civil liberties and blew a lot of money fighting wars we didn't want a big swift kick in the butt.
That's H.M.S. Tardis to you, damn colonial.
There's a reason why some of us call fans of that show "Tards".
Animatronic George W. Bush is actually a special model of Roomba designed for clearing brush.
Over the current crop of republican contenders give me the animatronics.
I can hardly wait for the 28th when the Romney animatronic melts down due to santorum contamination.
Man, I really miss the days of the Sweeney Patch administration. President Roof is OK but Patch…. he was just the consummate liberal.
Gary Question just was a failure of a president, especially when he was turned over to The Hague to stand trial for war crimes. And don't get me started on President Jonathan T. President's administration.
No wonder why Mitt thinks he belongs in there.
Dubya Bush malfunctinoned … and he wasn't even animatronic. For example, when he froze up for seven minutes after being told "the nation is under attack".
OmiGod! Somebody's shot President Lincoln again!
Millard Filmore: Inventor of Soap on a Rope.
HONEST Abe?
Lincoln? Washington? All of them, Katie.
Wow, there have been more Presidents than there are comments here!!
but where is President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho?
Or that Jed Bartlett fellow?
The President Palmer Brothers or GTFO.
They figured out why Lincoln malfunctioned in that second clip after discovering an Animatronic John Wilkes Boothe backstage.
He's not crazy, just disoriented!
Careful there, Jack.
I'm trying to figure out a way that I can say tea arruh eye guh without getting the delete hammer.
My go to is TRIsomyG.
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