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Celebrate Presidents Day With These Inaccurate Androids

Every year on this holy day, we all gather around the YouTube to enjoy the greatest presidential moments in American History, such as these guys screwing around with the Animatronic Presidents at the Disney World.

Oh look, here’s Lincoln half-heartedly freeing the slaves after the Civil War already started. Those are his morals collapsing, right there at Disney Land!

And here’s a random crazy person at Disney Land, right before Doctor Who took him back to the U.S.S. Tardis, the end.

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  1. Barb

    I saw that Sarah Palin tweeted "Happy Birthday, President Lincoln" I didn't want to burst her bubble and tell her that he's dead.
    She released a President's Day video on her PAC site. Yeah, the site with the "donate" button. What a whore.

    1. Steverino247

      Salt Lake City, Utah. Temple Square, if I recall correctly. Right next to the restored travel agency where Jesus got his tickets to the New World to preach on his three day Gospel tour.

  2. SorosBot

    We're pretending to be incompetent so that you fleshlings will let down your guard and be completely surprised when the robolution comes.

  3. EloquentScience

    I'd like to celebrate President's Day by giving those presidents who gave away our civil liberties and blew a lot of money fighting wars we didn't want a big swift kick in the butt.

  4. Steverino247

    I can hardly wait for the 28th when the Romney animatronic melts down due to santorum contamination.

  5. Pres.Beeblebrox

    Man, I really miss the days of the Sweeney Patch administration. President Roof is OK but Patch…. he was just the consummate liberal.

    Gary Question just was a failure of a president, especially when he was turned over to The Hague to stand trial for war crimes. And don't get me started on President Jonathan T. President's administration.

  6. JustPixelz

    Dubya Bush malfunctinoned … and he wasn't even animatronic. For example, when he froze up for seven minutes after being told "the nation is under attack".

  7. CapnFatback

    They figured out why Lincoln malfunctioned in that second clip after discovering an Animatronic John Wilkes Boothe backstage.

  8. Boojum_Reborn

    I'm trying to figure out a way that I can say tea arruh eye guh without getting the delete hammer.

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