Every year on this holy day, we all gather around the YouTube to enjoy the greatest presidential moments in American History, such as these guys screwing around with the Animatronic Presidents at the Disney World.
Oh look, here’s Lincoln half-heartedly freeing the slaves after the Civil War already started. Those are his morals collapsing, right there at Disney Land!
And here’s a random crazy person at Disney Land, right before Doctor Who took him back to the U.S.S. Tardis, the end.