you know who else compared obama to hitler?

Santorum Compares Obama To Hitler, Immediately Denies Comparing Obama To Hitler

The wonderful man we are dearly hoping becomes the GOP nominee for president has now joined the rest of the right-wing Internet in comparing President Barack Obama to Nazi Germany mastermind Adolf Hitler. CBS News reports:

Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum flatly rejected suggestions that he likened President Obama to Adolf Hitler Sunday when he used an analogy comparing the 2012 election to the buildup to World War II.

“No, of course not,” Santorum said dismissively when asked by a National Journal-CBS News reporter whether he was comparing the two. “The World War II metaphor is one I’ve used 100 times in my career,” he insisted.

Once you compare Obama to Hitler a hundred times, it has magically never happened! [CBS News]

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  • Callyson

    I know nothing!

    • prommie

      Calm down, Schultzie.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      If that were true, you'd be posting on BrightFart.

    • spinozasgod

      hooogaaaann!!!

  • ttommyunger

    What is really disturbing about this fuckwad is that he is totally sincere in everything he says and does. He has no sense of reference or memory of his positions, and worse: he is not stupid. He is like a goose: he apparently wakes up in a new world every day. Probably more accurately, as a Bush Operative stated some years ago: "We create our own reality.".

    • Bonghits4Jesus

      Yes, his so-called intelligence is hard-wired with no adaptability to observable phenomena. It's like looking at ancient computer and thinking, wow this used to be state-of-the-art and some people are actually still using it!

      • ttommyunger

        Adaptability. Great observation, greater gift.

    • Bezoar

      You're right, it's like that movie '50 First Dates'.

      • MrsBiggTime

        Except that no one gets fucked on '50 First Dates.'

      • ttommyunger

        Considering that I'm a geezer, I don't get you're reference, but glad you agree.

    • flamingpdog

      "Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true." – Homer Simpson

      • ttommyunger

        …from the mouths of….cartoon characters.

    • http://Wonkette.com DemmeFatale

      I wish these fuck-nuts with cultural amnesia would watch "Band of Brothers" or a documentary like "Rise and Fall of the Third Reich."
      Obama=Hitler!!??
      I DON'T THINK SO!!

      • ttommyunger

        Republiklans be their name, Demonization be their game.

  • freakishlywrong

    So are we to look forward to a formal congressional condemnation of this? Oh, it's only for anonymous left wing bloggers when they make these comparisons to a Republican?

    • beavertank

      Of course, because everyone who's not a republican is (by process of elimination) a nazi. You just have to really get inside congress' collective heads and understand how they think if you want to understand what they do.

  • Steverino247

    "So with the optimistic spirit of America, sometimes, sometimes it's not okay. It'll be harder for this generation to figure it out. There's no cataclysmic event," he said.

    What he can't figure out is how a black man was elected President and I hope he never does. I hope he wins the GOP nomination and loses every state in November. I hope he cries on national TV on election night, asking "How could you vote for a blah over me, a devout Catholic?"

    See how much fun being hopeful can be?

    • prommie

      I want to see his Amish daughter crying again.

      • fuflans

        i've been trying to find a picture of her. she's got to be in the even more awkward teen years now.

        and probably a total head case.

  • prommie

    Santorum is just so fucking awful, so fucking grating and obnoxious and revolting and nasty, he's worse than a Tom Hanks movie.

    • edgydrifter

      OMG–you mean he's Jim Carrey awful?

      • prommie

        That is, now that I think of it, the only thing worse than Tom Hanks.

        • Native_of_SL_UT

          How quickly we have forgotten that Chuck Norris made movies.

    • CthuNHu

      I'd say he should be thrown into a volcano, but the volcano would probably throw him back, like it did Tom Hanks (and Meg Ryan, and their luggage).

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        It didn't work for Xenu either. Volvanoes are over-rated.

    • GOPCrusher

      Bachelor Party was funny.

    • fuflans

      i don't know. 'charlie wilson's war' and 'road to perdition' were both pretty good.

    • Limeylizzie

      I hadn't realised just what a mean-spirited and nasty piece of work he is.

    • heathenette

      I kept thinking Santorum reminded me of some dwebby (yes dwebby) movie guy and finally figured it out. Its the DJ from Good Morning VietNam who wants to keep playing bad music. This so obscure it means nothing to anyone else-but there!

  • nounverb911

    Santorum got diddled by his parish priest one too many times growing up.

  • SorosBot Jr!

    Praise be to Godwin's Law.

  • SorosBot

    "Americans need to get involved in the upcoming election, he said, in the same way they needed to get involved in fighting Hitler in World War II. "

    Dude, is wasn't the liberals, like say FDR, who didn't want the US to get involved in fighting Hitler in World War II; it was the right wing, many of whom like say Henry Ford, Charles Lindbergh and Prescott Bush were actually sympathetic to the Nazis.

    • freakishlywrong

      Shhhh..they also have their own history. And a fat, bloviating, lying "historian" to tell it.

    • chicken_thief

      There you go again, SorosBot with your elitist facts and unrevised history. Newt the Historian, along with experts Lou Sarah and One L Michele will tell us all we need to know about the histories.

      • beavertank

        Praise be to pastwatch! They change history so we don't have to worry.

    • Blueb4sunrise

      Woody Guthrie was kinda agin involvement for a while.

    • http://dismalpseudoscientist.wordpress.com Negligently_Joe
      • http://dismalpseudoscientist.wordpress.com Mumbly_Joe

        You know, I'm a little bummed here: I changed my name back to the original just for effect on this comment, and it ended up going over like a zeppelin filled with hydrogen gas.

  • edgydrifter

    Yeah, relax people. He didn't compare only Obama to Hitler. He compares everyone and everything he disagrees with to Hitler. Obama is just one of many. What's wrong with that, you bunch of friggin' Hitlers?

  • Arken

    100 times is 39 times more than the number of times Herman Cain has called lots of people.

  • SayItWithWookies

    "We're a hopeful people," Santorum said. "We think, 'Well, you know it'll get better. Yeah, he's a nice guy. I mean, it won't be near as bad as what we think. This will be okay.' I mean, yeah, maybe he's not the best guy after a while, after a while you find out some things about this guy over in Europe who's not so good of a guy after all. You know what, why do we need to be involved?" Santorum said.

    First they came for the sick and the weak — and I said nothing, because they were giving the sick and the weak health insurance.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Then they came for the idiots, and I said nothing because they took Santorum.

  • Radiotherapy®

    Blah, blah, blah.

  • KeepFnThatChicken

    You know who else talked about how lies were the new truth?

    (deit: goddammit, this is too easy.)

    • chicken_thief

      Jefferson Airplane?

    • http://zvibleindmeis.tumblr.com/ Spurning Beer

      Pinnochio?

    • http://zvibleindmeis.tumblr.com/ Spurning Beer

      Jon Lovitz?

      • wapitiscat

        Yeah, that's the ticket.

    • nounverb911

      Ayn Rand?

    • http://zvibleindmeis.tumblr.com/ Spurning Beer

      Rep. Joe Wilson?

    • KeepFnThatChicken

      Sheryl Crow? (is it weird to answer your own?)

    • BarackMyWorld

      Fleetwood Mac?

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      George Orwell.

    • MosesInvests

      Huey Lewis?

    • PubOption

      Karl Rove

    • horsedreamer_1

      Axl Rose?

    • billy_reuben

      Ronald Wilson Reagan

  • chicken_thief

    In honor of Santorum's constant and immediate leap to Hitler, maybe Savage should change the official definition to: "a frothy mix of semen and Nazi fecal matter…."

    • CthuNHu

      Ernst Röhm libel!

  • prommie

    I didn't compare him to Hitler, I just said that the people who appease him are like Neville Chamberlain, and his Vice President is like Goering, and his policies are genocidal, and his followers are like storm troopers, and that campaigning against him is like WWII, but I never compared him to Hitler.

  • http://www.wonkette.com Chillwillard

    Can you say "Fucking Landslide"?

  • http://www.stumbleupon.com/stumbler/cheaphits/reviews cheaphits

    Rick said –

    "Americans need to get involved in the upcoming election, he said, in the same way they needed to get involved in fighting Hitler in World War II. "

    Recently it has been revealed Hitler was a daddy (maybe) – could it be twins? Rick…could it be so?
    http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/02/20/did-hitler-ha

  • http://zvibleindmeis.tumblr.com/ Spurning Beer

    Now, I'm not saying that Rick Santorum's zealotry makes him the equal of Osama Bin Laden, Mao, Adolph Hitler, Pol Pot, and the Spanish Inquisitors, but….

    I can't think of a way to end that sentence.

    • Chichikovovich

      ….nobody expects the Spanish Inquisitors.

      • Studebaker Hawk

        His chief weapon is surprise…surprise and fear…fear and surprise…. his two weapons are fear and surprise…and ruthless efficiency…. His three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency…and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.

        • prommie

          Chief amongst his weaponry are. . . . .

          • MosesInvests

            Cardinal Fang…bring out the comfy chair!

    • Dashboard Buddha

      All of them, Katie.

    • http://www.storycorner.us/ JustPixelz

      "but … the Apostle Simon practically invented zealotry.

    • http://wonkette.com/ yellowerdog

      but Marshall of the Soviet Union Zhukov can resolve the issue sucessfully?

  • Beowoof

    Wow, comparing a moderate republican such as Barack Obama to Hitler is absurd. Really the comparison is much more accurate when talking about Dick Cheney.

    • beavertank

      Oh come on now, that's being unfair to Hitler. He never shot his lawyer, and he didn't start multiple wars purely for personal financial gain.

  • flamingpdog

    You know who else compared people to Hitler?

    • KeepFnThatChicken

      Goebbels?

      • Dashboard Buddha

        I understand he only had one ball.

        • gullywompr

          Goebbels had no balls at all.

          • Dashboard Buddha

            Well dang it! Which one only had one ball. I can never get that straight.—

          • gullywompr

            Hitler had only one big ball. Goehring had two, but they were small. Himmler had something similar.

          • GOPCrusher

            Lance Armstrong?

    • edgydrifter

      Adolf, but he probably meant it as a compliment.

    • chicken_thief

      The most unimaginative person on every thread on the intertubes?

    • CthuNHu

      All of us, Katie.

    • Studebaker Hawk

      The Academy of Fine Arts Vienna's admissions committee?

    • lulzmonger

      That Godwin guy?

  • http://oliphantparts.org/ natoslug

    Leave Ricky alone! He WASN'T comparing Obama to Hitler, he was comparing HIMSELF to Hitler. Slap a sweater vest on Adolph and a Chaplin moustache on Santorum and they're indistinguishable.

  • flamingpdog

    "Americans need to get involved in the upcoming election, he said, in the same way they needed to get involved in fighting Hitler in World War II. "

    Does that mean Ricky supports increasing the tax rate on the rich to 90 percent and going massively into debt as a nation, while taking women out of the kitchen and sending them into the factories?

    • Chichikovovich

      And initiating widespread public health campaigns to urge young American boys fighting for their country to use condoms?

  • Dashboard Shmoo

    You have to wonder which is worse…being compared to Hitler or a frothy mix of sperm, lube, and shit.

    Tough call.

    • MrsBiggTime

      A nice little Hitler mustache composed of a frothy mix…

      • LetUsBray

        Ah, the "Dirty Rick".

        • MrsBiggTime

          a.k.a. "Santorum 'stash." A frothty mug.
          Lube lips sink dicks.

    • nonbeliever7

      Well, at least Hitler had a few good ideas.

    • ElPinche

      Heil Shitler!!

  • Chichikovovich

    I said this in an earlier thread, but the thread died the second I posted it and people rushed to make "immigrants coming in the backdoor" jokes on the next thread. So I'm recycling.

    Here are some of Santorum's remarks, from WSJ via chascates on earlier thread:

    At one point Sunday evening, he [Santorum] appeared to compare the crisis Americans currently face to the onset of World War II, led by “this guy over in Europe.” Mr. Santorum seemed to be comparing President Obama to Hitler, but he didn’t say which historical figure he was referring to and his spokesman did not immediately return a request for comment.
    “Remember, the Greatest Generation for a year and a half sat on the sidelines while Europe was under darkness,” Mr. Santorum said. “Why? Because we’re a hopeful people. We think, ‘Well, you know, it’ll get better. Yeah, he’s not, I mean, he’s a nice guy. I mean, it won’t be as near as bad as what we think. I mean, you know, this will be OK. I mean, you know, yeah, maybe he’s not the best guy.’ After a while you found some things out about this guy over in Europe, but he’s not so good of a guy after all.”

    Note he doesn't say the person who "seemed like a good guy to people like Santorum" was Hitler. And that would be silly – Hitler was obviously a bad guy from the start, nobody outside Germany had any doubt about that. Certainly not by 1939, after Kristallnacht and the Nuremberg laws. And so if Santorum says it's not about Hitler, I believe him. He's obviously be talking about the committed patriotic Catholic defender of "Travail, famille, patrie" (work, family, fatherland) as a proper replacement for "Liberté, Égalité, Fraternité", Family Values conservative and devout collaborator with the Nazis, Vichy France ruler Marshal Phillipe Pétain.

    • prommie

      Clearly, he was referring to Generallisimo Francisco Franco.

      • Chichikovovich

        Very true, it could have been that devoted Family Values conservative Catholic as well.

      • GOPCrusher

        Who, is still dead.

    • prommie

      No, wait, wait, now I see, it was obviously Eamon deValera, thats who Santorum is talking about.

      • Chichikovovich

        There's another good suggestion – though I'm not sure Santorum would have thought of deValera as a bad guy at any point.

        Though we have an embarrasment of riches to choose from when it comes to Family Values conservative Catholic fascists who might be the one Santorum is talking about.

        Another is Ante Pavelić, conservative Catholic head of the Catholic – endorsed Ustaše, which ruled Croatia during the war and was so enthusiastic in its roundups and killings of Jews that even hardened SS officers were said to be appalled.

        • MosesInvests

          Pavelic's government included priests, actually.

          • Chichikovovich

            Priests is the least of it. There were bishops and archbishops working hand in glove with Pavelić, like Ivan Šarić. And of course Archbishop Stepinac was an energetic supporter of Pavelić, though he conveyed reservations about the whole widespread killing of Jews and Orthodox Christians thing. Pius XII elevated him to Cardinal and John Paul II beatified him.

            Yep – The Church has done some rather impressive scrubbing and revisionist history concerning not just the role of the Catholic Hierarchy in the Ustaše régime but also the Vatican's tacit and overt support.

  • http://www.wonkette.com ManchuCandidate

    Hitler would have never backed down calling anyone a Hitler.

    Santorum brings shame to the name and animal weasel.

    • prommie

      Weaseling out of things is what seperates man from the animals. Except for the weasel.

  • mavenmaven

    This does feel like the end of the Weimar era, only it is not Santorum who is on the Rathenau side of things.
    And for a relevant quote from the Weimar era "wonkette" predecessor Karl Krauss: Sexuality poorly repressed unsettles some families; well repressed, it unsettles the whole world.

    • doloras

      Wilhelm Reich, where are you when we need you?

  • MrsBiggTime

    That's dirty, Sanchez.

    • Dashboard Buddha

      Laughing now.

  • Antispandex

    Well, as someone who has used the Reichstag Fire as a metaphor to explain why the Tea Party is so shameless, I feel it would be wrong of me to judge Mr. Frothy. But, at least I admit it when I use hyperbole. So while I am not sorry that I believe Rick is a Nazi, at least I own it.

  • http://zvibleindmeis.tumblr.com/ Spurning Beer

    Now, I'm not saying that Rick Santorum's zealotry makes him the equal of Osama Bin Laden, Mao, Adolph Hitler, Pol Pot, and the Spanish Inquisitors, but….

    • Chichikovovich

      Make sure that you don't say it 98 more times – there's an autodelete subroutine that clicks into effect at that point.

    • miss_grundy

      Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition……except…………

  • BarackMyWorld

    Just putting this out there (again)…

    • Chichikovovich

      Though the right side should also say "Enthusiastically endorsed by Bush family".

  • Guppy

    "At least 100 times?" Wake me up when he's said it over 9000.

  • http://www.storycorner.us/ JustPixelz

    "Americans need to get involved in the upcoming election, he said, in the same way they needed to get involved in fighting Hitler in World War II. " — Santorum's reported remarks, apparently calling Obama Hitler

    This is the most important election since 1860. — Gingrich's reported remarks, apparently calling for another Civil War.

    If I wanted to hear an asshole speak, I'd fart.

    • GOPCrusher

      Considering how everything seems to be a State's Rights issue to the wingnuts, I would agree that they desire another Civil War.

    • http://www.wonkette.com Pres.Beeblebrox

      When will a Rethug compare the 2012 election to the War of Jenkin's Ear, or the XYZ Affair, or the Pig War or something less odious than basically calling for open insurrection and/or saying that Obama is a genocidial maniac?

      Never, you say?

      Sorry I asked, then.

      • emmelemm

        Pig War FTW! Only casualty: the pig.

  • Mahousu

    Santorum wasn't trying to compare Obama to Hitler; he was trying to compare him to Mussolini. You see, Obama's been trying to get money appropriated for high-speed rail development in just the same way as Mussolini (allegedly) made the trains run on time.

    Also, Obama is just like Tojo, since he was born in Hawaii and Tojo bombed Hawaii. "Wait," you say. "I thought Obama was actually born in Kenya but a massive conspiracy covered it up?" Well, you're right. And in just the same way, it was actually FDR who bombed Hawaii, but covered it up with a massive conspiracy. So they're still just the same.

  • KeepFnThatChicken

    I was for calling people Hitler before I was against calling people Hitler.

  • http://www.toastcat.com Fred_Wertham_Jr

    I'm not saying that Rick Santorum is Hitler's son. I'm just saying that he could be in some possible parallel universe, not necessarily this one.

  • BigDumbRedDog

    You're a Hitler, and you're a Hitler, and you're a Hitler. Everyone's a Hitler! Buttsex!

    • BarackMyWorld

      Wouldn't you like to be a Hitler too?

      • BigDumbRedDog

        Someday's you feel like a Hitler. Someday's you don't!

    • ElPinche

      "Where's Hitler? "
      "You're soaking in him! "

      • DahBoner

        #WINNING

  • io9k9s

    Keep fuckin' that dog whistle, Santorum, cause you don't know how to blow it right…

  • PubOption

    So, is Santorum suggesting that republicans should vote two years late?

  • MinAgain

    I just hope the D in D-Day stands for Democrat.

  • scarface99

    what about the jew, saul alinksky! obama is a disciple of a radical jew and the nazi jesus at the same time. that is one sick pud!

  • AddHomonym

    Hitler did have a dog. So there's that.

  • http://johnnyzhivago.blogspot.com johnnyzhivago

    On the bright side, once you unload and call your opponent Hitler, you basically have no ammo left…

    What does he call him next?? The Hamburgler???

  • http://johnnyzhivago.blogspot.com johnnyzhivago

    I thought Obama was like Hitler's BFF "Joe Stalin"???

  • billy_reuben

    "Americans need to get involved in the upcoming election, he said, in the same way they needed to get involved in fighting Hitler in World War II. "

    Pfft, you guys are so presumptuous — always twisting poor Ricky's words in the most uncharitable way. Clearly, in his analogy, Obama is FDR.

  • DahBoner

    Once you invade Gay Old French Normandy, Santorum runs away…

  • http://dismalpseudoscientist.wordpress.com Mumbly_Joe

    Well, what else do you expect, from the Pol Pot of comparing people to Hitler.

  • nesamone0001

    Santorum is just so fucking awful, so fucking grating and obnoxious and revolting and nasty, he's worse than a Tom Hanks movie.

  • Troglodeity

    “Remember, the Greatest Generation for a year and a half sat on the sidelines while Europe was under darkness,” Mr. Santorum said. “Why? Because we’re a hopeful people. We think, ‘Well, you know, it’ll get better. Yeah, he’s not, I mean, he’s a nice guy. I mean, it won’t be as near as bad as what we think. I mean, you know, this will be OK. I mean, you know, yeah, maybe he’s not the best guy.’ After a while you found some things out about this guy over in Europe, but he’s not so good of a guy after all.”

    You owe Santorum an apology: he was obviously comparing Romney to Hitler.

  • lulzmonger

    Santorum eleventy-D chess = drive teh skinhead vote to Obama, prove liberal fascism, ?????, PROFIT!

    "Loadpants Gambit & check, Mr. Soetaro."