Here is the hot American president’s day news for those of you who didn’t spend the weekend searching for “gay wingnut arizona sheriff tries to deport gay mexican lover” on Ask Jeeves: Beloved right-wing anti-Mexican Arizona sheriff Paul Babeu has been caught trying to deport his homosexual Mexican lover, because Paul Babeu is a homosexual with an unquenchable thirst for the semen of illegal Mexican men. It is very common for anti-Mexican Republicans to have undocumented Mexican servants and gardeners and nannies, of course, and it is exceedingly common — almost required by the RNC — for Republican politician men to be self-hating homosexuals, and it is utterly expected that any Republican in Arizona is going to be a comic book villain/idiot. But to get all three in one person (a sheriff, even!) running for Congress is just a bit overboard.
So, according to the Phoenix New-Times and the thousand gleeful news articles that have followed this weekend, Pinal County Sheriff Paul Babeu tried to deport his homosexual lover, “Jose.” That’s about all you need to know.
But, of course, you would like a few comical details, to help with the gloating:
Pinal County Sheriff Paul Babeu — who became the face of Arizona border security nationally after he started stridently opposing illegal immigration — threatened his Mexican ex-lover with deportation when the man refused to promise never to disclose their years-long relationship, the former boyfriend and his lawyer tell New Times.
The latest of the alleged threats were made through Babeu’s personal attorney, who’s also running the sheriff’s campaign for Congress in District 4, the ex-lover says.
Babeu has decided, obviously, to continue running for Congress. After all, he is very tough on illegal immigration, when it comes to the actual Mexican men he is sodomizing! (Or being “sodomized by,” as we don’t pretend to know the nature of this relationship other than it is Very Gay, which Republicans tend to be against, in theory but rarely in practice.)
Where have we seen this gay man, Paul Babeu, before? Oh, the usual places. But also, in this hilarious John McCain campaign video from 2008, “Complete the Danged Fence.”
Paul Babeu, obviously, is now a Mitt Romney campaign chairman in Arizona. Based on the New Times report of the many professional services “Jose” provided to Babeu, we wonder if Romney’s Arizona websites were also created by the talented and oppressed “Jose.”
Jose says he met Babeu in October 2006 on gay.com, a dating website. What started with an online invitation from Babeu for the two to get together, he says, turned into not only a personal relationship but a professional one.
Jose says he created and maintained Babeu’s campaign websites, his Facebook page, and his Twitter account. Babeu didn’t pay him for his online services, he claims.
We await the news of Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s homosexual Illegal Mexican love betrayal with something approaching horror. [Fox News/Phoenix New Times]
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I always thought Walnuts was gay for Miss Lindsey, now we know the truth.
Those crazy lovebirds are "fact finding", again, over in the Middle East right now. JUST KISS ALREADY!!
If anyone deserves to be apprehended for straying across the border into Iran, it's those two fucks.
That's one hell of a bold coming-out statement.
"Senator, you're one of us."
Long soulful stares into each others' eyes . . .
"I'm John McCain and I approve this message."
I should snark here, but really, Walnuts said it all.
"I'm John McCain and I approve this massage."
The messicans can't hide from the long arm of the law.
Or the "Short Arm" either.
Or the law's little mouth, either, also, too.
The long arm of the law is especially useful for giving reach-arounds.
Or playing the rusty trombone.
I wish I didn't know what that meant.
You don't know how much I wish I didn't know what that meant.
I feel your pain. Sometimes I think that if the 'net didn't exist, I wouldn't know terms like Rusty Trombone, Snorkling, Cleveland Steamer, Hot Carl, or Jeff Gammon.Damn you Internet!(Oh, goatse and tubgirl…fuck, I should just go kill myself now)oh, and furries.—
Now just because the sheriff is tall does not mean he has a long 'arm'
But the long arm of the law can hide IN them
More like the third leg of the law.
GOOD MORNING WONKETTE JR.!!!!
And good bye Sheriff Babeu!
One must wonder what took him so long to write up this particularly juicy tidbit…
Sheriff Paul is just Jose's Sweet Baboo.
I wish. As a resident of the county south of the one policed by Babeu (you know, the one that actually IS on the border), I predict this is not good-bye. This guy is a rock star in Arizona. For years he's had a publicity machine developing an image for him as the anti-Mexican Rambo. Many people are convinced that Southern Arizona would be overrun with killer Mexican drug gangs and we'd have headless bodies all over the desert if it weren't for the man they lovingly call Sheriff Paul. I doubt that his fans have much use for teh gheyz, but they have even less use for people who like to solve problems through diplomacy.
They'll support him even though he's gay and his last name sounds French? Having a big gun must really make a difference. A big, long meaty gun that… I'll stop there.
You know who else was from Massachusetts & Franco-American?
Pretty much all the ones who weren't Irish.
He sounds more like Ernst Rohm!
Maybe Sheriff Joe will have to take care of him on the Night of the Pink Jumpsuits.There can be only one!
At least he he had the balls to admit he was gay. But he'll probably claim he never inhaled during the up-coming spin cycle.
and he never swallowed, also….
Kind of hard to deny it when the evidence presented by "Jose" was indisputable.
That's the Spicy Chimichanga with the Secret Santorum Filling.
And a side of fetus giblets.
Now that's a Hot Tamale!
Not yet, Tuesday is Red's Tamales Day.
Babeu weather report-
Chili today hot tamale.
Love the sinner, hate the clothes.
It's "off the hook"!
"Babeu didn’t pay him for his online services, he claims."
"He said he just wanted to work it out in trade… but I can't live on massages and spooning."
Rough Trade is still trade.
This is a delicious bowl of tortilla soup with freude schaden on top.
freude schaden? Is that German for santorum?
Yes, or "Romney".
Extra points for using German instead of Spanish.
Doesn't make any difference who we are or what we are, there's always somebody to look down on.
And apparently the sheriff spent some quality time looking down on the top of Jose's head
What the fuck is the Blue Power Ranger doing?
Looks like he's face fucking the orange TMNT Michelangelo
I was laughing about this yesterday and I told Mr. Freakish about it, and he shrugged and said: "meh, Republicans". Which, yeah.
Politics does indeed make strange bedfellows. Such as when Arizona Sheriff Paul Babeu stood with John McCain to "build the danged fence" along the U.S.-Mexican border. McCain, of course, wanted to keep the illegal immigrants out. It turns out Sheriff Babeu wanted to keep his boy toy "Jose" from escaping back to Mexico.
Someone really should tell the Republicans that Politics makes strange bedfellows is just a figure of speech. (I think they have the same problem with the Constitution.)
"Boy Toys" are oversexed female nymphettes. "Jose" was a "Toy Boy." Let's keep things straight! —- Ya see that? Thas a pun! Wasn't that a good pun?!? I'm so freakin' witty!! I should be on TV!
Jose, can you see?
By the dawn's early light?
Unless he's Jose Feliciano, yes.
That's nice with the hand in the shirt for sessy time. How long til we see the set with his hand in Jose's fly?
Never would be too soon.
You know, this year the Republicans and their foibles are just the gift that keeps on giving.
I'm NOT your sweet Babeu!
This is just the best gif ever!
buh bye Babeu
If stories like this didn't happen, and Wonkette were forced to start making stuff up, this is exactly the sort of story that Wonkette would make up. Fortunately, Wonkette doesn't have to make up stories like this, because there is a constant, ongoing rich pageant of self-hating, closeted, hypocritical right-wing anti-homosexual religion and morality cheerleaders who secretly love the cock.
We need something like the equivalent of the National Debt clock.
Self-hating, closeted, hypocritical right-wing anti-homosexual religion and morality cheerleaders who secretly love the cock
Today 1
This month 25
This Election Cycle
"A cock a day, keeps the _____________ away."
(menstrual cycle)
At least if Santorum gets his way and basic preventive medical care is denied to women.
craving?
boredom
lesbians
Here you go.
Oops, I see you beat me to it by a minute.
Here's as close as I've seen: http://gayhomophobe.com/
Just bookmarked it. I get tired of counting. This could be an app I would buy.
Stranger than fiction isn't it?
Get bent, law-man!
Oh, I'm sure he's at least has gotten bent over.
It's getting to the point where "homophobic conservative politician / preacher is secretly gay" stories are becoming "dog bites man" stories these days.
more like man sucks man story
In Babau's defense, there's pretty much nothing I've seen that suggests that he's been all that homophobic in public life. Just a firebrand conservative of the bigoted-against-brown-people variety. Which still makes this story hilarious, but somewhat differently so.
http://gayhomophobe.com explicitly took the position that being a Romney campaign chair tips things into the 'homophobe' category, and while I tend to agree, that's because I consider any support for the present-day Republican party to be a de facto act of homophobia, and gayhomophobe has made it a point not to stake out that position.
I have had several lovers in the past I wish I could have deported and I am sure that some thought the same of me.
but you're such a good listener!
…At least I assume you are, from your avatar picture.
So he wants to build the wall but include glory holes in the design?
Not good politics at all. If Jose was deported he could talk to the newspapers. Better to have killed him and dumped his body in the desert, along with the hundreds of other corpses.
Headless body, of course, since it's AZ.
???
Not sure why that's specific to AZ.
I thought headless bodies were so that dental records couldn't be used for identification.
[NSFW (contains a facial shot of Jan Brewer)]: http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/09/jan-br...
It was wonked about as well, but I'm too lazy to search for the post.
All the ones alleged by Gov Jan “the Finger Wagger” Brewer saw a while back.
After all, he is very tough on illegal immigration,
But what he left out was that being tough included a ball gag and a safe word.
Maybe they should have said he was "butch" on illegal immigration.
"a ball gag and a safe word." I'm not sure that's a workable combo.
Well, "mmmph MMPH!" is no "green balloons" but you do what you can.
If the submissive partner is gagged, one may let them hold a bunch of keys or similar, and the "safe word" is dropping the keys. Er, so I'm told.
You can learn a lot on the internet, I know … but that's starting to sound like expertise.
This is why you never see Babeu eat tacos.
Or tuna.
He's a Chupa Chups™ kind of guy, I think.
Well, it's nice he's not dodging the gay label, but I can't feel bad about all the shit that's going to get dumped on him now, because, seriously, what a prick.
"Senator, youre one of us."
turns out he didn't mean caucasian.
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The Sheriff is letting illegals in through the backdoor!
(Sorry, YouTube commenter, I told you I was stealin' that)
As shall we all, wherever we can get away with it.
Is this cancer-patient bullethead hairstyle a thing or something? This Jeff Gannon thing?
Suppose to be super-macho, I'm guessing. Part of the charade.
Is there a difference between super-macho and butch?
I think the former term is used by the closeted and the later by the openly gay…I know, I used it; heh, heh. Ya never know, I'm only 70, I still have time to turn to the ghey side, sadly, I would be giving nothing up.
One drives a truck, the other a Subaru?
You know which other Massachusetts native politician drives a truck?
it is indeed a style. I for one really, really miss long hair on men.
OT: My hair is really long now – almost past my shoulders. Why? I got tired of looking like every other shaved head homunculus out there. Same with the beard. I used to have a goatee back when only artists and gay men had them. When I started noticing that NASCAR drivers and country music stars were rockin' the 'tee I knew that, for me, the style had jumped the shark.
One of the things I find super attractive about my boyfriend is that he has long hair — down to the middle of his back, and strawberry blond — and a beard to match. He looks like a viking.
(sorry, guys; I just recently switched from calling him "my friend" to calling him "my boyfriend", *at his request*, and now I have Mentionitis)
Mmm, he sounds adorable.
Oh! He is! He's awesome!
I think blond or red hair = hawt.
The first time we met, I looked him up and down, tented my fingertips a la Mr. Burns, and said, "Exxxxcellent". He laughed, because he's a big goofball like I am, and we just went from there.
He's also brainy, geeky, funny, sweet, and loves books as much as I do.
(OK, I did warn you I have "mentionitis")
There comes a time, for many of us, when long hair .just doesn't work.
If you can't embrace your inner Hulk Hogan, you should embrace your inner Bruce Willis. Hopefully, you don't even have an inner Paul Babeau.
(EDIT: As with all rules, Willie Nelson gets a pass.)
Dude, my friend used to work with a guy who had a "perfect" skullet. Seriously, the hair part was super long, and the full head-to-the-earline was perfectly shaved and gleaming. It appeared that he actually shaved the dividing line so that it was precise and straight.
His office mates called him "The Crypt-Keeper" behind his back.
I had no idea that it was called a "skullet". But I have seen it walking about IRL & it has got the be the most disturbing hairstyle of all.
When cops became militarized post-9/11, it became a thing.
For years his hair was probably thinning. His stylist probably encouraged him to just go "with it."
Yeah – for some of us, it's not about style as much as it is genetics. The comb-over doesn't look good on anyone.
I'm guessing that like sexuality, his hairstyle wasn't a choice.
How do you say schadenfreude in Mexican?
EDIT: Missed freakishlywrong's post above. Ah well.
HA ha!
Oh, in Mexican?
!JA ja!
They met in Ought-six, huh? Coming up on that dreaded seven year itch thingy….
That isn't where that itch came from…
Anal warts?
This story is missing some santorum. Is Wonkette shying away from the buttsecks?
Sheriff Paul likes him some creamy horchata.
Hmmm, mmm good.
Pinal county. Really. HA! HA! These things just write themselves.
I keep reading that as Pineal County.
Hormones on the high desert.
That Arizona law kinda makes sense now. "I pulled you over cuz you have a purty mouth , hombre."
I don't know why I found that so funny, but I don't ask too many additional questions when a good laugh happens.
Makes me wonder about Joe Arpaio, and his pink underwear fetish.
There's a pink underwear joke in here somewhere, but I'll be damned if I can find it.
Paul Babeu will get right on it.
If you can't find a pair of pink undies, I don't know what hope the rest of us have.
After this Pineal County will need massive doses of Prozac.
And Penuel County will continue to wrestle with its religion. Penal County will remain a good plae to get a descriptive tattoo on your back, and Penile County will not really change at all.
Florence, Pinal County seat, will continue to proudly call itself the American city with the most law enforcement personnel per capita.
So some santorum is leaking out onto the intertubes about Sheriff Babeu knowing all the ins and outs about getting Jose-ed.
♪♫ Jose can you sing? ♫♪
Just did. Thank you, thank you very much.
Fox Chyron:
Pinal County Sheriff Paul Babeu (D)
Has Babeau endorsed Santorum?
At least Babeu accepts his orientation. Arpaio is so deep in his drive-in closet of blustery machismo that he probably honestly considers gay sex "just messin' around with the boys."
Yeah, now he does.
It's all clear now. Arpaio's tent cities are really just man-ass markets. "Thanks Sheriff, I'll take that glistening brown one, Pedro, in the pink briefs for $500."
He has a penetrating insight into how to grapple with Illegals.
Tough on illegal immigration? You mean he's hard on illegal immigrants.
Or illegal immigrants are hard in him.
He has a hard on for illegal immigrants. Har, har, har!
Apparently he isn't tired of having illegal immigrants crammed down his throat.
That depends on your definition of "hard on".
Da-BUM-pah!
Happy President's Day everyone! It is a day that will never honor Sarah Palin, so we have that going for us.
Shouldn't we all be out buying furniture or something?
May your day be filled with grinning, dancing, idiotic-looking Lincolns and Washingtons whoring for car dealers and discount appliance retailers!
Whats with all these sales that are only for 'whites?"
Congress would have to re-name it "Good President's Day".
Republicans would oppose the measure.
I don't know how to snark on a hypocrisy that really benefits our side…
We really should thank them.
This isn't "President's Day," it's Pedant's Day, when every self-important know-it-all can go around telling everyone it isn't really President's Day.
Pedants are gonna be pedantic.
I don't wear necklaces, so how can I be pendantic?
I'm a self-important know-it-all
(can I get a "a-Men"?)
Just not about President's Day.
So can I hang out here today, or do I actually have to find something constructive to do?
Hang out – why should today be any different?
Hey everyone – you know what? It's not really President's Day.
How come?
It's just officially called "Washington's Birthday" according to section 6103(a) of title 5 of the U.S. Code.
And I wouldn't have done that if Guppy hadn't set me up!
I was blissful in my innocence.
And the traditional holiday video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7iVsdRbhnc
Go gyre and gymbal somewhere.
Love me some gyring – gymbaling, not so much.
Here in Canukistan, it's Family Day where you presumably spend the day indoors with your family and realize why you don't do this every day.
Are the liquor stores still open?
Sorry, nope. You had to plan ahead on Saturday to stock up on 2-4s.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Was internet-less for four days and this story was tops in the inbox!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I trust that nothing else of note happened.
Of note: We hit 2,000 plus comments on the Friday afternoon thread ~
I am just loving the schadenfreude.
Teabaggers be teabaggin'.
ICE, ICE, baby…
"The latest of the alleged threats were made through Babeu’s personal attorney"
Seriously? Who'd he hire to represent him, Orly Taitz?
Tighter…wetter…crazier…and totally disinterested.
Let me feeeneesh! Let me feeeneesh!!!!
"Sorry, Oily. But you're so tight, wet, and crazy that I already shot my load. Napping now."
That's Orly "Snot Otter" Taitz *
Please make a note of it.
*ref. Dr Ozark Z Hellbender
This wonkette article or writer seems to be taking shots at gay people also, by suggesting same sex attraction always comes down to 'sdmy'…you know, the typical West boro baptize church type of suggestions…
I mean I can understand going after the sheriff for doing what he did, but why go out of your way to degrade people in same sex relationship?
Just for the record, apart from allowing right-wing haters to assume that he agreed with them on everything, did Babeu ever actually state anti-gay policy positions? I don't mind calling him a slimy hypocrite, but it would be nice to have an accurate sense of the depth of his hypocrisy. I mean, are we talking ankle-deep, or knee-deep in hypojizz?
Hypocrisy not for the gayness, but for his…um…position on immigrants, so to speak.
Yay! A new thread!
*stomp stomp stomp*
*prance prance prance*
*bound bound bound*
It's just like new snow!
Punchline: It was Pat's handwriting.
thank god. i have several people i want to respond to but can't begin to find their comments in that monster thread.
Now he's saying he was victimized by a priest for years, starting at age 11. Somehow, I don't doubt that in the least, but I think he owes it to other youngsters to name names. Full disclosure, asshole; you've kept your secrets far too long. BTW, Walnuts is asking for a presumption of innocence for "his friend". Fucking amazing!
Yes, the priest thing is another reason why I don't think this incident will really prove to be all that scandalous for the sheriff. All the enforcement-obsessed Mexican haters down here are using that as the reason it's OK to keep around a gay person they would normally have shunned. "It's not his fault he's gay," is a sentence I'm hearing around here a lot. Teh ghey is a disease one catches from Catholics, dint ya know?
But hypocrisy, that is transmitted by contact with Republicans, right?
Which is why I have special disdain for Catholic Republicans.I fail to believe Jesus would have approved of the GOP.
…or the Roman Catholic Church, for that matter.
Another one? Will these be a weekly occurrence, then?
Some day, Rick Santorum will be found by the Police passed out on top of an underage male Dominican prostitute in a motel room in Breezewood, PA, surrounded by empty Amyl Nitrate poppers, crushed tubes of K-Y, frighteningly large Rubber Protuberances, a latex Gorilla mask and an 8 X 10 color photo of Breitbart and Riley.
And I will Laugh.
P for the Breezewood reference. Made nationally famous by Dr. Thompson, but previously a legend to those of us who grew up in Pittsburgh.
Thanks! It sure sounds like a pretty place but… eeeech.
The Good Doctor also made famous the improbably-named Pennsylvania town of Jersey Shore.
Well, I was searching for Snark Ammunition to beat up on Breezewood with, but I had to abandon the project when I found This: The Best Yelp Review Ever, End Of Story.
Seriously, this has to be seen to be believed. I am in Awe.
I wonder if he's one of us?
"… through pluck or cabal, you have survived …"
I vote for cabal. And I'd put money on the fact that the owner of the Family House is part of it. Maybe the author was on his way to Pittsburgh for the University's renowned writing program. I once had a poet literally kowtow to me when I mentioned I was from Pittsburgh. "It's the poetry capital of America," he gasped. Would he have had the nerve to say that had someone from Iowa City been present?
Don't be talking smack about Breezewood, man.
New campaign slogan:
Illegal Immigrants Suck.
If you treat them right and/or threaten them with deportation.
In fairness to Walnuts, Miss Lindsey vetted Babeau back in '08. She said he was "very butch," which did not mean what Walnuts thought it meant.
In other Republican gay news,
Santorum Tops Romney in National Poll
At least that was the headline when I clicked on it.
Funny, I would have guessed Mitt was a pitcher, not a catcher.
It's good to see things coming to a head!
On the brighter side, no anchor babies.
Too soon?
The person in the lower left corner of the illustration has beautiful green eyes.
They've got an eagle nose, though.
You know, the civil rights violation trial (abuse under color of authority) should feature some really interesting testimony. And if that's not a crime, what about forcing a domestic partner to stay in an abusive relationship by threats like deportation. I'd love to be running against this asshole in a congressional election.
Indeed, a lot of abusive guys go after foreign woman because they can use their immigration status as a threat to force the women to stay with them; that a gay abusive douchbag would do the same is not that surprising I guess.
When I first heard of this story, I had the horrifying thought that who knows what sort of awful things "Jose" may have had to do under threat of deportation.
What up with the self hating Mexican dude though? I have never had a guy that absolutely fucking hates women so much they have made a career out of it (ie, a Catholic priest or Republican Presidential candidate or something) hit on me, but if they did, I would tell them no thank you. But otherwise, this (mccain commercial affiliation) has made my day. I will raise my President's Day/Kid's 5th birthday margarita in your honor Jose, and hope your next bf likes you in public.
5 years old? Time to hit the want ads, for the jerbs.
I trust you won't let your child grow up to be a president. It's not something a completely sane person would want as a career (sorry Hopey, but you do have father issues, like most of them).
I think her father is way too involved and interested in her well being for her to make it to the presidency. None of my 3 kids are probably going to do much as far as trying to prove anything to anybody. We've been WAY too free with the bullshit love and care for you just cause your ours nonsense. They'll probably all be really self satisfied failures like their stay at home Mom (if they can find somebody with some cash to support them though, it works out! And that's MOSTLY the same as running for Pres at least! So, hooray!)
You're doing what I call God's work, not that crap Santorum claims is God's work.Your children will be intelligent, fulfilled, and no doubt vote for good public servants.What more could their fellow Americans want from them … and you.
http://gayhomophobe.com/ is a handy reference for these scandals.
Oh, please. Wake me when a heterosexual, faithful to his wife, non tax cheating, drug free, non illegal immigrant hiring, non racist, non corporate cock sucking whore republican proposes legislation that will lead to actual jobs rather than the oppression of women, the blahs, browns,gheyz, and the poor and/ or bombing brown people.
Get ready for a nice long nap.
What do you think this is, land of the free, home of the brave?
Oh, Arizona! You're dangerous with all your crazy and you just can't keep a secret, but… Why can't I quit you?
Complete the danged blowjob.
I am hearing the Soft Cel version, "Babeu, Babeu, where did our love go. . . ."
You know…he looks a lot like Rick Scott. Say, you don't think…
Busy day at the Walker Recall dungeon.
Why is everyone naked?
Alright there young lady in the gray sweater – stop flirting with whoever is behind the column and get back to work! Or flash some cleavage this way. Either one.
"Bald-Headed Babeu, King of the Plookers!"
Protruberences? Plookers? You've been hangin' around Joe's Garage, haven't you?
It's a Way of Life. Moo-Ah.
Reet-toot-teet-toot-teet-toot-tee-too-tee-too-tee!
Where's my Stratocaster with a whammy bar?
Two thoughts:
1. Good to see Wonkette covering buttsechs again, if in a slightly different … manner.
2. When did Arizona become the Kansassippi of the Southwest? Or has it always been like that and I just missed it?
I think it's the Florida of the West Coast, similarly filed with crazed retired old people. Plus there's the heat; it brings out the crazy.
Hmmm … I like the idea of West Florida(TM).
Also, too: Perhaps the lack of humidity dries out their brains (well, what they have of them) in Arizona, while the high humidity in Florida makes their brains rot.
Seasons — More important than realized!
Love that West Florida … I'm stealin' that.
Arizona is much different. In the south, when you are butt pumping your "boyfriend", you have an actual gun to his head. Not a deportation order. That's red state romance.
Today we are all ostensibly straight guys with an unquenchable thirst for the semen of illegal Mexican men. Or is that just Rick Perry?
I can hear his mother going "and you couldn't just find a nice boy at CPAC?"
At any rate, the worst part of this story is this prick trying to deport his partner. What a prick. A lying GOP homophobe prick.
Wow, times have changed, just went through all the comments and there's not a single Marcus Bachmann reference!
closeted husband of irrelevant hasbeen is irrelevant.
How do you say "I will suck you off as needed" in Spanish?
Rick Perry has dibs on sloppy seconds
Never send a Sheriff to do a Mexican's job.
Hmmm…I'm wondering how long it will be until the, "this type of digging into ones personal sex life is what is wrong with American politics, and makes people not want to be part of the process", stories start to appear. Because everyone knows your sex life should be personal…if you are a Teapublican. Right, Newt?
It already started, five minutes after the story broke. And five minutes after that the "It's not his fault he was molested by a priest" meme put a bow on their excuse … dare I say … package.
This is just another story about a sleeze ball TeaTard. He was running against an incumbent RepTard and did not have a chance in hell of getting elected. His failed campaign won't change the congressional map or have any impact on the general election. Move along folks, keep moving, nothing to see here…
All right…the Sheriff is a hypocrite, but at least he isn't Near.
Sheriff Paul: Where were you at 2 a.m. on the night of June 13?
Jose: Dancing with you at El Matador, Paul. Don't you remember? Cry.
In a perfect world Santorum would get caught in a scandal just like Babeu, except his would be with a male Arab atheist evolutionary anthropologist.
that would be fine, but not til after the convention.
I am half those things, but would not touch santorum with a ten-foot suction tube.
It's worth pointing out that under Arizona's SB 1070, Babeu would have been required by law to verify Jose's immigration status while picking him up. And, also, too, any resident of Arizona can sue the county and state for his failing to do so (hint, hint).
Ha ha, I just searched Drudge for the name Babeu, and nothing came up. So I helpfully sent the link to this post to his tip jar.
Sheriff Babeu just trying to prove his hard stance on illegal immigrants
… hard, wide stance
You'd think this Babeu story would be big news in Southern Arizona's largest newspaper, but meh. Today's Arizona Daily Star has it in the far bottom corner. The big headline is, "Supersized Ants Provide Evolutionary Clues." No shit.
Evolution?! Blasphemy!
I didn't read the article … maybe the clue is “no such thing.”Not that it would surprise me.
god. just watching 15 seconds of walnuts was too much.
how did we make it thru 2008? oh right. wonkette and alcohol.
That's one job I'm glad the Mexicans are stealing…
Once again the lefty lib elites are bleating about "Hypocrisy!" an' some junk and completely overlooking the vital significance of the Sheriff's core message: "I look pretty damn fine wearing nothing but pair of boxer shorts!"
Crap like this makes me want to do a remake of CALIGULA, but with members of our current imperial court instead.
Babeu is on deck at CNN, should be interesting to see how he gets along with teh Wolf.
No way!
Original end to that video:
Barbeau: Senator, you're one of us.
McCain: Yes, a sodomite.
Barbeau: This is where the holes are, Senator. [They both approach fence and stick their dicks through the holes.]
Voiceover: I'm John Mccain and I approve this message
Of course, that made the ad 45 seconds and they needed to cut it to 30, so they just put a freeze fram after 'one of us'
Is anyone really surprised that a right-winger is secretly gay? The sky is blue, water is wet, prominent right-wingers are secretly gay!
Yes, but it is the triple-lutz of him being "strongly" anti-immigrant that raises it to a higher aesthetic plain.
(Hit me…) Babeu, one more time.
Okay, now we're making up shit to feel good about ourselves and our chances.
How would you pronounce Pinal, would it be penal or penile??????????
I keep thinking pineal, as in Hunter S. Thompson in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
build the dang fence around my butthole!
Probably were some small holes.
Yeah but…."won't somebody please think about the fence!"
I mean really!
PERSPECTIVE, people!
Deep Authoritative Voice Over Closing Credits: Sherriff Barbaeaus gay mexican lover remains at-large, but like John' McCains "danged fence", THIS professional law enforcement officer wont rest until he sees his gay mexican lover is deprted as effectively and all the other mexican gay lovers obviously are, otherwise there'd be a lot more of this kind of thing going on….and…ummm….yeah this series has run its course…othing to see folks, move along now…just move along…don;t make me use the pepper spary!.
I do not even want to imagine what Jan Brewer's gay sex scandal will look like…
Pretty soon "straight Republican" is going to be a common oxymoron like"military intelligence" or "jumbo shrimp"
In the ad, Sheriff Paul seems pretty hot over the idea of bringing "troops" into his county, but wasn't DADT still in effect then???
All the deputies were getting suspicious when Babeu picked "Cats" as the prison musical this year.
Let's not forget everybody's favorite!
Damn! Original gangsta skullet!
Good for you! I can't expect everyone to be miserable like me!
Mentionitis? Is that the thing where you have a ringing in your ears all the time? doesn't it clear up with a course of antibiotics?
WHAT?!You don't like Prada slippers??
No, but the Big Hat is way cool!
Mentionitis is the thing where one person *has* it, and *everybody else* has a ringing in *their* ears all the time, because the person with mentionitis can't shut up about their boyfriend/girlfriend/job/car/kid/whatever.
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