Aspirin Has Other Exciting Off-Label Use Ladies Will Want To Know About

This ancient billionaire coot with the game show host grin is Foster Friess, the big bucks behind some Rick Santorum Super PAC, and he would like to tell you that America is far too obsessed with the fictional problem of reproductive health and not nearly concerned enough with the very real and urgent problem of "jihadist camps being set up in Latin America." That is a good story! Tell us another story, old-timer! "Back in my day, they used Bayer aspirin for contraceptives. The gals put it between their knees and it wasn’t that costly," he explains. Oooh, so that's how the baby boomer generation happened. The more you know!

Poor Andrea Mitchell makes a face like she's been slapped and asks for a second to recover her breath. Understandably, since the entire interview is the sort of nightmare you envision when you think about trying to make it through the holiday meal with grandpa sansbooze. [YouTube]