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BREAKING: POLITICO SCOOP: ‘Politico’ Makes Hilarious Error

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Oh dear, this poor POLITICO reporter was just trying to bring home the Hot Afternoon Scooplet to please her psychotic editors yesterday and — oops! — ended up making the funniest POLITICO error since that time they impregnated a Jonas brother over WHCD weekend. Everyone’s making fun of you right now, reporter Donovan Slack, and we’re going to have to do it too, but everyone screws up this badly sometimes. Well perhaps not this badly. The point is, take the rest of the day off and treat yourself to a few bottles of red wine. And then maybe spend a little time on Wikipedia looking up state flags?

Here’s the cached version of the POLITICO article that was deleted shortly after it went online:

Yes, ye ol’ Wisconsin 1848 Local flag was ripping in the wind yesterday. And yet: Doesn’t that Union Flag sort of look exactly like the Wisconsin state flag at the top of the post, because it is the Wisconsin state flag and not a made-up union’s flag?

Who could’ve known?

[via Jason Linkins/HuffPo]

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  • Barb

    My interest in this story is at half mast.

    • flamingpdog

      Definitely a hard story to fap to.

    • widestanceromance

      Time to re-dose?

    • flamingpdog

      ♪ Yawn, Wisconsin! Yawn, Wisconsin! ♪

  • http://www.vinoverve.com Maman

    Ok. Can we stop celebrating stupidity now? PLEASE!!!!

    • http://www.southsidejohnny.com/ Jukesgrrl

      American excepshunalizm lible.

    • GOPCrusher

      We're not laughing at you, we're laughing with you. No. We're laughing at you.

  • iburl

    I told you sochalizm!!! See, thar takin over our FLAGS now!!! NOBAMAAAAH!!!

  • SorosBot

    That's an easy mistake to make; like thinking I'm the Bot model 1976.

  • PuckStopsHere

    Goddamned liberal media.

    • paris biltong

      The aptly named Mr. Slack is apparently a dues-paying member of Hacks and Jornos Local 1848 AFL-CIO.

  • SwanSwanH

    Better than a Schutzstaffel flag, I suppose.

    • Lascauxcaveman

      Or this.

      • http://wonkette.com/ weej_bain

        Is that Marie in her tumbrel?

  • freakishlywrong

    It's also very clear whose side Politico is on. And not just in Wisco. Journalismz is so 2000.

    • 40 or 50 % McShineys

      YOU UNION SUPPORTER, POSTING FOR THE JOURNALISMZ LOCAL 2000!!!1

      • http://www.southsidejohnny.com/ Jukesgrrl

        National Writers Union Local 1981, a subsidiary of United Auto Workers. No shit. But still no health insurance for the poor wordsmiths. That's why I quit.

  • OneDollarJuana

    I'm guessing he mistook it for a labor union flag because it has, like, actual tools on it. Everyone knows that 'Murica doesn't do actual work with actual tools anymore, 'cept maybe spatulas at McDonald's.

    • Negropolis

      Industrial Midwest/Great Lakes Rustbelt Libel!

  • kissawookiee

    The guy on the left side of the flag is clearly holding a pink dildo. Forward, indeed!

    • OneDollarJuana

      Onward and Inward!

    • L188188

      That's what we do here in Wisconsin. It's all white-tail deer, walleyes, Packers and dildos.

  • DrunkIrishman

    Derpa derp…

  • Lionel[redacted]Esq

    Well, according to all the right wing web sites and talk radio, Wisconsin is just one giant union that forces women to have abortions. At least until Scott Walker came along and save them all.

    • GOPCrusher

      USA! USA! USA!

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      "We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union…"

      Oh, sorry Rick. Never mind.

  • http://johnnyzhivago.blogspot.com johnnyzhivago

    Flag Libel!!!! Obama always uses two flags – the hammer and sickel and of course the Nazi Blutfahne.

    • http://dismalpseudoscientist.wordpress.com Negligently_Joe

      Don't forget the the official flag of the Socialist State of Ohio Obama.

      • http://www.southsidejohnny.com/ Jukesgrrl

        And that Muslim thing with the star hanging over the crescent moon, which some days he even has projected onto the night sky.

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        On the reverse, which nobody ever sees, is the flag of Kenya. It's even got fucking spears on it!

  • chascates

    And it should read Eat Cheese or DIE!

    • bagofmice

      So, is that cheese-banging as opposed to headbanging?

    • mull_man

      Official Wisconsin motto: Come smell our dairy air.

      • PuckStopsHere

        Or: "Don't Spread on Me!" (Only works for Cheese Whiz).

  • BlackRhino

    Donovan,

    Are you in a vodka haze at the moment?

  • HarryButtle

    Cheesehead libel!

    You know, I'd expect it from some slack-jawed rube, but aren't journalists supposed to be somewhat educated?

    • MissTaken

      Or at least know how to Google "derp, wut duz Wisskonnsinn phlagg looks liek? derp"

    • RedneckMuslin

      Did you miss the parts where it said he was a POLITICO reporter?

    • rocktonsam

      $arah is a jernolist major

  • OkieDokieDog

    OMG quick Scott Walker, I'm begging you, burn those union flags!!!11!

  • http://johnnyzhivago.blogspot.com johnnyzhivago

    Where are the Saul Alinski banners???

    • http://www.southsidejohnny.com/ Jukesgrrl

      And the statue of Emma Goldman pointing to the abortion booth?

  • http://ifthethunderdontgetya.blogspot.com/ ifthethunderdontgetya

    Wait a minute, DRUDGE 2.0 printed put up something WRONG?

    On the internet?

    OMG! Now we have only the Onion left. (And Wonkette, of course.)
    ~

    • http://tonguepunch.insanejournal.com/ Andrew Drinker

      And as we've seen recently, some members of Congress actually think The Onion is real.

  • Lionel[redacted]Esq

    Come to think of it, is Politico sure that is the Untied States Flag and not the Kenyan Flag on the left? Heck, with the red and the stars, it might be a old commie flag. Unless it is being flown off a hoverround, I don't see how we can be sure it is a real flag at all.

  • Local_Mojo

    Hmm, stuff like that and people may begin to question their accuracy on other subjects.

    • http://krisbunda.com/blog/index.php Designer_Rants

      HAVE TO TYPE THIS BEFORE BRAIN EXPLODEZ: If news has agenda and it's not liberal, WHAT IS IT THEN????

  • Wilcoxyz

    Wait, isn't the other flag the same one the Union used in the Civil War. I think that says a lot.

    • AutomaticPilot

      Ahem, I think you're referring to The War of Northern Aggression.

  • el_donaldo

    And it's not like Wisconsin tried to make it easier for out-of-staters to recognize their state flag by adding the friggin name of the state to it. Sheesh.

  • MissTaken

    See! When you give States rights they immediately unionize!

  • WhatTheHolyHeck

    FoxNews: Wisconsin State Flag (D-WI) found in motel room with Kenyan Flag and briefcase filled with cocaine

    • WhatTheHolyHeck

      Update 14:58: Kenyan Flag discovered to be welfare queen.

    • An_Outhouse

      cocaine and CONTRACEPTIVES!

  • meatlofer

    Since the Packers went down, Wisconsin is closed.

  • el_donaldo
    • http://tonguepunch.insanejournal.com/ Andrew Drinker

      I raise the O flag after making my O face!

    • jus_wonderin

      Lordy, there are some morans in this country. Yeah, the first thing I do is scrutinize the room every time the Pres talks to see how he is socializing our America. I always think of Mr. Obama as a dictator. And he has green aliens up his cuffs.

    • el_donaldo

      I've got to give the wingers some credit. I thought they'd all just be looking for a crescent flag because he's a secret Mooslim. Apparently their brains can sustain multiple paranoid conspiracies simultaneously.

    • 40 or 50 % McShineys

      This reminds me of that famous quote 'When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.'

      That, of course, would be an OHIO FLAG and a CROSS-TRAINING SNEAKER!!

      WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!

      • LagunaB

        Sinclair Lewis.

    • banana_bread

      That article just made my head explode.

    • An_Outhouse

      The cool thing is, now that they're sensitized to it, Obama really can replace the stars on the American Flag with a big O and the wingers will too afraid of being outed as morans to say anything about it. That Kenyan Socialist sure can play the eleven dimensional chess!

  • IceCreamEmpress

    Wait, you mean the other stuff in "Politico" is there on purpose?

  • MozakiBlocks

    Stupid is as stupid does.

  • http://whatisawatthedevolution.blogspot.com imissopus

    Anyone remember in the '08 campaign when Obama held some event, and there was a flag with a big "O" on it on the stage next to the American flag, and some wingnuts went off over the arrogance of this guy, having flags like that made and giving them such prominence, and he hadn't even yet won the election. The bastard!

    Needless to say, the campaign event was in Ohio, and the flag was the Ohio state flag.

    I really need to stay off the internet.

    • GOPCrusher

      Hell, shortly after the election, Pepsi made the decision to change their logo. The wingnut heads exploded over the fact that it kind of looked like the Obama campaign symbol.

    • Redhead

      You may need to stay off, but other people definitely need to use that nifty google feature more.

  • e_z

    Run it up the pole and see who sucks it, oh wait, Politico sucks it.

  • widestanceromance

    Oh, yeah, Mr. Snarkypants Wonkette writer, if that's Wisconsin, where are the palms? [stretches back smugly and rolls tongue]

    • flamingpdog

      The palms are Scott Wanker's, and they're held out facing up in front of the Koch brothers.

      • widestanceromance

        I would have guessed the palms would be gripping their buttocks from the front, steadying himself for the explosion about to hit the back of his throat.

  • IceCreamEmpress

    At this point, they should change that font to Comic Sans.

    • Generation[redacted]

      And play hamsterdance every time you click on a story.

  • elviouslyqueer

    So much attention on the flag, and no love for the teleprompter? Fail, Politico, FAIL!

  • flamingpdog

    I think that's an old, out-of-date version of the Wisconsin state flag at the top of the page here. I'm pretty sure after Scott Wanker got elected he issued an executive order changing the banner above the badger to say "backward".

    • Generation[redacted]

      And the tools were replaced by leveraged CDS certificates, with liens attached.

  • bagofmice

    I used to be fertile, but then I took an aspirin to the knee.
    http://livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/entries/san

    • MissTaken

      Then shouldn't boys also stick an aspirin up their urethra? Don't want to violate their 1st Amendment right to stupidity.

      • SorosBot

        If women need to have a camera stuck up into their vagina to get an abortion, then sexually active men should need one stuck up their penis too.

    • http://dismalpseudoscientist.wordpress.com Negligently_Joe

      DOVAHKIIN LIBEL!

    • widestanceromance

      I've been thinking about this "method", since it was a joke in my family when I was growing up (humor knew no bounds in my mom's house), and I thought, some clown is bound to say this for reals.

      Actually, inserting the bottle itself in the man's D-hole would be far more effective.

  • Sassomatic

    Wait, there's two dudes on that flag, and they aren't shooting each other. Teh gheys are taking over!!! Oh, wait, there's a beaver on there. Never mind.

  • prommie

    I saw Wisconsin's Beaver!

    • Lascauxcaveman

      Beaver? Badger? Marmot? Corgi?

    • L188188

      That's a badger. And there are hardly any here at all. Saw one in my lifetime. Named after the old lead miners who burrowed into the hillsides.

  • http://wonkette.com/ slowhansolo

    Ignorantly leaping to unfounded conclusions driven by a powerful urge to condemn all things Obama is just how journalism is done these days.

    • lulzmonger

      … & ironically, both sides do it.

      FAIR & BALANCED!

  • YouBetcha

    Facts are subjective, Katie.

  • coolhandnuke

    I thought this flag was the motto from the Bush Ltd. regime:

    W is con sin

  • DaRooster

    I guess they haven't heard there are no unions in Wisconsin…

  • MissTaken

    Can we talk more about the hotties on the United Brotherhood of Wisconsin Local 1848 flag? Hello pick-ax man!!

    • An_Outhouse

      Hello pink dildo man.

  • http://wonkette.com/ weej_bain

    The Politihoze – insight to the edjumacated Teatard's daily Drudgery.

  • mrpuma2u

    Everyone knows that Unions in WI are given designations by types of cheese, NOT numbers. What a dumbass. I was a member of the he-man 12oz curlin' machinists local linberger.

    • MissTaken

      That stinks.

  • mavenmaven

    The only flags that will be tolerated nowadays as Merkan are "don't tread on me" teabagger flags waved by grown men in tights.

  • alzronnie

    God hates flags.

  • Poindexter718

    Local 1848 of the International Brotherhood of Teatard Costume Designers.

  • Dashboard Buddha

    I'm old enough to remember when a journalist was a respected member of society that one could count on to be at least a little bit smarter than you were.

    • HateMachine

      You are either the oldest person in the world or a mad scientist has tampered with your memories.

      • Dashboard Buddha

        Not at all. I bet some of my fellow olds here feel the same way. Oh no…mass memory wipe?!

        • spinozasgod

          Edward R. Murrow…anyone?

    • GOPCrusher

      Walter Cronkite would have been pulled from the air before the end of the commercial break for saying the Vietnam War was unwinnable.

  • Callyson

    Mission Accomplished.

  • Chichikovovich

    1848? Oh, sure, that's the Wisconsin flag. Uh-huh, that's believable. Well I've got a surprise for you: That's what they want you to think. And the post just conveniently disappeared from Politico? As if – I don't know – somebody got to them? Wake up sheeple! It's obvious what Obama and his union henchmen were getting at:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Revolutions_of_1848

  • SpiderCrab

    Don't let this get around…but I heard that reporter Donovan Slack is the namesake of Ray Donovan, Ronald Reagan's secretary of labor. Or maybe I just made this up. Who's to say?

    • http://www.southsidejohnny.com/ Jukesgrrl

      Don't beat around the bush. Just say it straight out, "Donovan Slack is the namesake of Ray Donovan, Reagan's secretary of labor." But put a question mark after it to save you from teh lible.

  • http://wonkette.com smokefilledroommate

    They won the morning, afternoon and evening with that one.

  • WiscDad

    Bwaahahaha….BWAAAHAHAHA…that's the biased media for ya

  • sezme

    Go, unionized badgers!

  • Limeylizzie

    OT this is unbelievable. Andrea Mitchell nearly did a spit take.
    http://2012.talkingpointsmemo.com/2012/02/santoru

    • http://www.southsidejohnny.com/ Jukesgrrl

      And for his next trick, he'll suggest women go home and have babbies to free up jerbs for the menfolk who really need them.

    • GOPCrusher

      But she gave him a pass for saying that there are jihadist camps in Latin America?

  • spends2much

    Yeah, Repubs have dibs on Local 1848, since that's the year they'd like the country to revert to- gets the wimmins and coloreds out of your hair lickety split!

  • 40 or 50 % McShineys

    It is very clear that Politico is campaigning for Santorum.

    Please note the story in which they go off half-cocked. Clearly any mention of diminutive penises is showing unabashed support for Rick Santorum.

  • chascates

    Wisconsin is a right to blurt state.

  • BarackMyWorld
    • emmelemm

      Ha! I never watch SNL but that was pretty cute.

  • rickmaci

    Jeez. Every fool knows the Wisconsin state flag is the Honey Badger Flag.

  • SudsMcKenzie

    This is worse than 9/11.

  • http://www.southsidejohnny.com/ Jukesgrrl

    Donovan Slack's latest Tweet, "Michelle Obama's upbeat images counteract husband's political struggles." Some really insightful analysis there. One of her Tweet buddies is Jake Tapper, also, too.

    • horsedreamer_1

      Donovan is a… Gal? Or, maybe, just an hurdy gurdy man? (By which I mean, tranny.)

  • ChrisM2011

    Well or COURSE that's not a union flag. It's hard at work. A union flag would still be on break for 5 more hours, amiright??

  • CommieLibunatic

    Brain-dead fuckasses. Brain-dead fuckasses everywhere.

  • owhatever

    And the flag with all those stripes and stars looks a little suspicious, too.

  • XOhioan

    Other state flags with hidden agendas:

    Indiana: The Olympics http://www.netstate.com/states/symb/flags/in_flag

    Arizona: Red Chinese commies http://www.netstate.com/states/symb/flags/az_flag

    Maryland: NASCAR http://www.netstate.com/states/symb/flags/md_flag

  • Antispandex

    I'm told that the original Bear Flag Republic flag had naked peoples on it, but they cleaned it up…and realized it should have been Bare Flag Republic anyway. Those crazy Californianites!

  • Tundra Grifter

    This reminds me of '08, when the Cincinnati Idiot Bil Cunningham accused Mr. Obama of flying a special flag made just for him.

    Turned out to be the Ohio state flag – Cincinnati, of course, being north of Kentucky and therefore located in the state of Ohio.

  • spinozasgod

    slack is a hack….too easy

  • whatupirondog

    The continent of Wisconsin was an island
    Which lay before the great flood
    In the area we now call Flyover Country.
    So great an area of land, that from her midwestern shores
    Those beautiful liberals journeyed to the South
    And the North Americas with ease
    In their unions with ugly flags.
    To the east, Sarah Palin was a neighbor,
    Across a short strait of lake miles….

    My anti-union baby, oh yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah,

  • Beowoof

    I see the right wing media is incompetent. Watch 3 minutes of Fox and you would realize that straight away.

  • Rotundo_

    Even by right wing hack standards this is pretty sad. High school newspapers have better fact checking and more intelligent commentary than this schmuck. He should be in congress instead of this gig. Too dumb for journamalism, but a perfect fit for say, Oklahoma, North Dakota, somewhere isolated where they never heard of Politico.

  • horsedreamer_1

    Guess we know at least one Politico staffer who cowers at the sight of the rare Newspaper Guild member on staff.

  • rocktonsam

    that flag doesn't have any laid off state workers on it!

    FLAG LIBEL

  • hardrockmaple

    Could this possibly be the same Donovan Slack who refused to stand with her union colleagues at the Boston Globe, whining that any planned job action might threaten her ability to pay her mortgage on the over-priced condo she purchased with a seven year, interest only Countryside loan? The same Donovan Slack who made her whine pathetically public in an August 23 2009 piece in the Boston Sunday Globe Magazine called “My Personal Mortgage Crisis”, wherein she complained at embarrassing lengths not about her judgment in taking out what she called a “sketchy” loan to buy a property that began to decline in value before she put her key in the front lock but about President Obama and The Making Home Affordable Program’s failure to speedily bail her out of her mess? THAT Donovan Slack? Couldn’t be.

  • MilwaukeeKent

    I just want to say — and I don't want to mention my employer — but as a proud member of Wisconsin Local 1848 we truly make the best one-gear transmissions on the market.

  • PrimlyStable

    I can't wait until Barry speaks in South Carolina and Politico reports on the banner for the local Islamic group fluttering away behind him.

    • Negropolis

      New at 11: Sharia Strikes South Carolina!

  • Negropolis

    What makes this funnier and all the more sweet is that it was supposed to be a 'gotcha' article. lol

    The Politico: Sucking Pachyderm Dick Since 2007.

  • ttommyunger

    Needz moar dumbness.

  • Allmighty_Manos

    How stupid.

    Joe Lunchpail, Business Manager Michigan Local 1837

  • ZHollows

    Apparently Masterlock is still using our old Wisconsin state flag. They should have been flying the new state flag adopted in 2011:
    http://uppitywis.org/blogarticle/welcome-fitzwalk

  • Dumbedup

    yeah, well you pay "journalists" $9 an hour and it's no wonder they are stoopid. The talented students all took jobs with mexican drug cartels and Goldman Sachs.

    • HistoriCat

      So if I'm looking for a job then the Mexican cartels are hiring? I couldn't go to Goldman Sachs – I have moral standards.

  • terriblyfamous

    Hey, Politico reporter! Friendly PSA here. Union flags usually have more information on them than their local number. For instance, they will generally tell you what union they are affiliated with. "Pipefitters local 597" is an example. Every flag that has a number on it is not a union flag. Future reference and all. Thanks for the laffs.

  • Troglodeity

    That has got to be the shit-ass ugliest, worst-designed flag I have ever seen.