Rick Santorum: Whitney Houston Set 'Poor Example' For America By Dying
Piers Morgan, a British subject paid to yell poshly at Americans by teevee, lured Rick Santorum away from his last four tax returns, and asked the current GOP front-runner to share his thoughts: on celebrity, on America, on what it is to be human. To Rick, "being human" means opining that this Brittni Hustun or whatever, as "the royalty of America," kind of set a BAD example by being "troubled by these [ apparently ineffable? ] things" and then dying, famously.
Santorum also intoned about some ominous-sounding "downstream effect" (?) of this final enemy action by the departed Houston. Oh, brother, what is this guy EVER talking about?
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