GREAT MOMENTS OF COMPLETE FAILURE  4:08 pm February 15, 2012

Pete Hoekstra’s Lie-Filled Racist Ad Surprisingly Unpopular

by Jim Newell

It's probably Dallas or somethingAdmit it, cynical, smug blog reader: You thought that Pete Hoekstra’s Senate ad about “Debbie SpendItNow,” featuring an Asian lady riding a bicycle through Asian rice paddies and taunting Michiganers about how lazy and jobless they are through her cartoonish broken English, would be one of those things where the lamestream media shouted “racist” and “completely offensive” while Hoekstra’s popularity numbers nevertheless rose astronomically as a populist backlash to the lamestream media shouting “racist” and “completely offensive.” You thought there would be an excellent chance of this happening, since nothing good ever happens in American politics. And yet Pete Hoekstra is now comically unpopular! What a world.

Public Policy Polling shows what can happen when you release a dumb lying racist ad and for whatever reason — awfulness? — it doesn’t “click” with the public:

What’s interesting is that Stabenow’s approval numbers have barely budged at all over the last 6 months. Over the summer we found her at 46/40, and now she’s at 47/41. But Hoekstra’s numbers have taken a turn for the worst. In July his favorability was narrowly positive at 31/30. Now he’s dropped a net 11 points to a -10 spread at 28/38. There hasn’t been a big shift in his numbers with Democrats or Republicans but with independents his numbers have flipped from +10 (33/23) to -10 (29/39).

Hoekstra appears to have been damaged by his controversial Super Bowl ad. 54% of voters in the state were familiar with it, and within that group 45% said it made them less likely to vote for him compared to only 16% who considered it a positive and 37% who said it didn’t make a difference to them either way. Independents said they were turned off by it and he’s gone from leading with them by 6 points in July to now trailing by 4 points.

He’s still crushing his lackluster rivals in the Republican primary — although it’s down to a 33 percentage point lead over his closest competitor from a 67 (!) percentage point lead — which really raises some questions about his campaign management. Why would you run a vulgar race-baiting ad during the Super Bowl when you’ve most likely got the Republican nomination wrapped up and need to keep independents on your side for the general election? Maybe he’s running some sort of ironic art project?

[PPP via Detroit Free Press]

 
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actor212 February 15, 2012 at 4:11 pm

You pay heavy plice, Conglessclittel Holkstlah! You go now!

gullywompr February 15, 2012 at 4:14 pm

He so unpopurar.

actor212 February 15, 2012 at 4:15 pm

Him yerrow berry cowald

Lascauxcaveman February 15, 2012 at 7:44 pm

Me hate you long time!

V572 Flambé February 15, 2012 at 4:27 pm

Him numbah ten

GhostBuggy February 15, 2012 at 4:43 pm

The white pork special?

MittBorg February 15, 2012 at 5:49 pm

All I know is, 69 is Beef with Broccoli.

OneDollarJuana February 16, 2012 at 10:34 am

Or Tossed Salad if your aim is a little off.

chicken_thief February 15, 2012 at 4:40 pm

"…Conglessclittel…"

Easy for you to say….

actor212 February 15, 2012 at 4:42 pm

You make fun my asskent????

paris biltong February 15, 2012 at 4:12 pm

Is his campaign managed by Romney's people?

Maman February 15, 2012 at 4:18 pm

Clearly.

Negligently_Joe February 15, 2012 at 4:59 pm

No, but apprently the guy who made the ad for him is responsible for every horrible campaign ad, ever.

Beowoof February 15, 2012 at 5:32 pm

I don't know, the Rmoney touch would include telling Detroit and the autoworkers to go fuck themselves and go bankrupt.

MittBorg February 15, 2012 at 5:51 pm

Actually, the guy who made this horrible, horrible, stupid, racist,misogynist piggy little ad also made Cara Carleton "Carly" Sneed Fiorina's "Demon Sheep" ad. If you haven't seen it, you MUST look it up on YouTube. It is unbelievable. Let's just say I do NOT see a career for this guy in the following fields: advertising; writing; film; theater; art; porn; music; teaching; or pretty much anything that doesn't involve racist screeds.

ThundercatHo February 15, 2012 at 7:05 pm

Realtor?

HistoriCat February 15, 2012 at 9:26 pm

I forget the details but he's some big Republican's nephew. Nepotism – the best way to get ahead in life!

MittBorg February 15, 2012 at 10:19 pm

Makes sense, I guess. He's truly awful, and if not for nepotism, he would never have a job.

Jukesgrrl February 15, 2012 at 9:27 pm

He hopes the vote counting is handled by Romney's people.

Lucidamente1 February 15, 2012 at 4:12 pm

Hey, independent voter, you likee? Pete Holkstlah love you long time!

actor212 February 15, 2012 at 4:17 pm

I buy dat foll a dorrar!

Numbat_Dundee February 15, 2012 at 4:13 pm

He played the race card and he lost. What sort of country is America turning into? What will the Republicans do now?

actor212 February 15, 2012 at 4:16 pm

Oh please, there are plenty of targets left: coin operated laundries, potholes, Albigensians…

Chichikovovich February 15, 2012 at 4:31 pm

I think Innocent III (falsely so-called) took care of the Albigensian problem pretty thoroughly.

MittBorg February 15, 2012 at 5:53 pm

Was he not innocent, or were the numbers off?

Chichikovovich February 15, 2012 at 6:33 pm

Both. He was guilty of some of the most appalling horrors, and his guilt was to the 100th power, not merely cubed.

Biel_ze_Bubba February 16, 2012 at 11:50 pm

Both name and number are off — he's far from being only the third pope to make my aquaintance.

snoopyfan2010 February 15, 2012 at 7:56 pm

Albigensians? What is that? Sorry, I am either too old or too dumb.

HistoriCat February 15, 2012 at 9:30 pm

The Albigensians were a group of 13th century Europeans who were considered heretics by the church. The pope declared a crusade against them and they were ruthlessly exterminated.

MosesInvests February 15, 2012 at 10:12 pm

The Dominican Order (Cani Papem, the Hounds of the Pope) was founded to wipe out the Albigensiens. After their rousing success, they became the Holy Office-which nobody expects.

snoopyfan2010 February 15, 2012 at 10:31 pm

Ahhhhhh……thank you. Obscure reference for a blatant offense.

paris biltong February 16, 2012 at 3:50 am

Catholic fatwa, in other words.

sewollef February 16, 2012 at 8:33 am

Henry VIII had the right idea…. it was a three part program:

1. When the catholic church piss you off, sack all the churches, take their gold and then slaughter the monks.

2. Chase any survivors into France and set up your own church, with you as godfather.

3. Take all the money for yourself.

Job done, as we Brits are wont to say.

billinTooToo February 17, 2012 at 12:30 pm

> The pope declared a crusade against them and they were ruthlessly exterminated.

God, I hate when that happens!

gullywompr February 15, 2012 at 4:17 pm

Don't be so hasty. I'm sure he has a few more race cards up his sleeves.

chicken_thief February 15, 2012 at 4:29 pm

And it worked so well for George Allen…

Jukesgrrl February 15, 2012 at 9:28 pm

Don't speak too soon. Americans have short memories. Virginians' are even shorter.

GOPCrusher February 15, 2012 at 5:42 pm

Engage in some mental gymnastics about how Democrats can play the race card and be raving racists and yet the minorities love them for it.
IT ISN'T FAIR, I TELLS YA!

Native_of_SL_UT February 15, 2012 at 4:13 pm

If he would have just come out with an ad with that girl saying "love you long time. five dolla." he would have got my vote.

Lionel[redacted]Esq February 15, 2012 at 4:18 pm

SL_UT! Good to see you around. You have been quiet of late.

Crank_Tango February 16, 2012 at 12:39 am

…and my five dollars.

Preferred Customer February 15, 2012 at 4:14 pm

Romney should hire Hoekstra to deliver Michigan for him, just like T-Paw did with Minnesota.

Lionel[redacted]Esq February 15, 2012 at 4:17 pm

Don't worry, Hoekstra is already on top of this, and will soon win everyone back with his new "Ping Pong Ball Girl" ad, where the ping pong balls represent American jobs being sent overseas.

YasserArraFeck February 15, 2012 at 4:28 pm

If all campaign ads were that entertaining, I'd be pushing for annual elections*.

*and, no, that's not pidgin for a boner every year…

Guppy February 15, 2012 at 5:04 pm

So he's got the coveted Malkin endorsement?

spends2much February 15, 2012 at 4:17 pm

He's wasting his time in a Senate race; this sort of high quality racism belongs in the GOP Presidential clusterfuck!

Trannysurprise February 15, 2012 at 4:17 pm

Too bad she wasn't eating a chimichanga while picking watermelons in the White House lawn. You gotta stretch those ad dollars any way you can.

anniegetyerfun February 15, 2012 at 4:42 pm

Hey, it's not like the RNC doesn't have all those stock photos available for a ready download!

prommie February 15, 2012 at 4:18 pm

I'd hit it. With a Thai stick! Heyohhhh!

gullywompr February 15, 2012 at 4:25 pm

I wonder if anybody under 40 will get that? Or maybe Thai stick is still around, and I've been out of circulation too long…

prommie February 15, 2012 at 4:31 pm

The "hey ohhhhh" is just as outdated, I fear. Do they still remember "hey now?"

GOPCrusher February 15, 2012 at 5:45 pm

About the same time, we could get a Thai Stick for 15 bucks and get stoned to the beejesus and watch Johnny Carson.

gullywompr February 15, 2012 at 5:51 pm

You know what I miss? Album covers. Full size, twelve inch square album covers. Santana's Abraxas was just tailor-made for Thai stick – hours and hours of fun there. Try that on your half-inch pixellated iPod Nano…

actor212 February 15, 2012 at 4:32 pm

Probably think you mean that chain of restaurants in Frisco with the funny name

Biff February 15, 2012 at 6:38 pm

What, Tic-Toc? Doggie Diner? Are those places still around?

Jukesgrrl February 15, 2012 at 9:31 pm

No one can beat the New Jersey chicken chain called "Cluck U."

SorosBot February 15, 2012 at 4:38 pm

It's OK, we'll humor you old people and pretend to get the joke.

anniegetyerfun February 15, 2012 at 4:42 pm

The way we allow them to wear onions on their belts. It was the style, at the time.

prommie February 15, 2012 at 5:06 pm

I'm in the mood for a walking-bird sandwich now.

BigDumbRedDog February 15, 2012 at 5:01 pm

I got it but only because I work with a bunch of old men who try to shock me by regaling me with tales of their mispent youth.

SorosBot February 15, 2012 at 5:03 pm

I had to look it up on google, and was surprised to learn it wasn't something sexual.

MittBorg February 15, 2012 at 5:56 pm

C'mere, you. I'm too gimpy to chase you, so get over here.

MissTaken February 15, 2012 at 4:38 pm

I'm a just-under-40 and the first time I heard it (other than the bay area restaurants) was from Big Lebowski. Never seen them in real life, though.

gullywompr February 15, 2012 at 4:40 pm

Would you like to?

prommie February 15, 2012 at 4:45 pm

Umm, oh boy, I feel old, but, umm, that was the whole point of the name of Chevy Chase's character in Caddyshack. You know, Caddyshack?

MissTaken February 15, 2012 at 4:49 pm

I was a wee little one when Caddyshack first came out and every joke went completely over my head. Wasn't until I was an adult and rewatched movies from the late 70's and early 80's that I actually understood them.

GOPCrusher February 15, 2012 at 5:46 pm

Want to tie me up with your ties, Ty?

SorosBot February 15, 2012 at 4:52 pm

Come now, we're still mid-30s – there's no need to start calling yourself just-under-40 for a few more years.

gullywompr February 15, 2012 at 4:55 pm

Yep, that's just about when I started my denial, too

MissTaken February 15, 2012 at 5:21 pm

For a 36 yo, I'm so-so, but for a just-under-40, I'm hot.

MittBorg February 15, 2012 at 5:55 pm

You can still get Thai stick.

Jukesgrrl February 15, 2012 at 9:33 pm

Can YOU get it? If so, you'll have even more friends here than you did yesterday.

MittBorg February 15, 2012 at 10:20 pm

Er … yeah, but girl? I'm not sure I want a hundred desperate Wonketteerz on the doorstep~!

ChernobylSoup February 15, 2012 at 4:18 pm

The real scandal begins when his republican opponents find out the Asian actress uses birth control.

monty4prez February 15, 2012 at 4:18 pm

Hoekstra at this point should just use the Chinese guy from South Park that runs the City Wok restaurant

anniegetyerfun February 15, 2012 at 4:43 pm

There's some great anti-Japanese propaganda somewhere in the WB vaults, also too. One racist image of some kind of Asian should be good enough as the next for these guys.

Joshua Norton February 15, 2012 at 4:18 pm

He’s still crushing his lackluster rivals in the Republican primary

You may have to read between the lines, but he's still a douche bag.

MissTaken February 15, 2012 at 4:19 pm

The 16% who saw the ad as a positive are definitely the type of people I want to hang out with.

SorosBot February 15, 2012 at 4:39 pm

I think they're the kind of people who prefer Sacramento to San Francisco because it's easier to find parking in Sacramento.

MissTaken February 15, 2012 at 4:42 pm

Hey, I'm a Valley girl!

prommie February 15, 2012 at 4:46 pm

fer sher. I heard Sacramento is grody to the max!

SorosBot February 15, 2012 at 4:53 pm

God that woman was such a caricature. It took so much effort to avoid laughing at her.

prommie February 15, 2012 at 5:01 pm

Moon Unit Zappa?

Fukui_sanYesOta February 15, 2012 at 5:19 pm

Argh, now I'm going to read all your posts and hear a valley girl uptalking accent!

rickmaci February 15, 2012 at 9:43 pm

Uh. I think you got the wrong valley. But then again who am I to play the geographically undesirable card. I live in LA.

Barrelhse February 15, 2012 at 4:55 pm

I'd sooner Lipton.

weej_bain February 15, 2012 at 4:19 pm

Wouldn't this primary poll be of the Rethugs and not the DRats with all their union bugs?

You go Deb, squash this Peter.

facehead February 15, 2012 at 4:19 pm

Maybe it wasn't racist enough for them?

Chillwillard February 15, 2012 at 4:20 pm

It's always good when bad things happen to heartless Republicunts like Hoekstra.

(I know testing my boundaries with the c-word here).

BornInATrailer February 15, 2012 at 4:27 pm

"Cut it out?" he suggested gingerly.

Limeylizzie February 15, 2012 at 6:31 pm

You're good.

Schmannnity February 15, 2012 at 4:20 pm

Her new ad attacks RomneyBankruptItNow. Detroit jobs get more, Asian job lower.

FlownOver February 15, 2012 at 4:20 pm

After his old Goatse video he thought there was no downside left.

Gratuitous World February 15, 2012 at 4:21 pm

This guy needs good staff to run polling data + algorithms to combat shit like this – preferably asians

gullywompr February 15, 2012 at 4:21 pm

"There hasn’t been a big shift in his numbers with Democrats or Republicans but with independents his numbers have flipped from +10 (33/23) to -10 (29/39)."

And there you have it folks – when you move too far to the right, you leave the middle unprotected. All your votes are belong to us.

GOPCrusher February 15, 2012 at 5:51 pm

You think Rinse Priapism or whatever the fuck his name is, is reconsidering his decision to accept the position of Republiklan National Chairman?

littlebigdaddy February 15, 2012 at 4:22 pm

It would have been more exciting with a Thai ladyboy.

V572 Flambé February 15, 2012 at 4:29 pm

Khratoi!

Gratuitous World February 15, 2012 at 4:22 pm

the next ad shows an Asian women trying to make a right hand turn from the left hand turn lane. She loses control and drives right into Stabenow headquarters.

Tommmcattt February 15, 2012 at 4:23 pm

Maybe he’s running some sort of ironic art project?

It's an installation: Idiot in Red: Electoral FAIL #5, medium: Videotape and Bull Feces, circa 2012.

It's got a pomo dada vibe for the new century.

MittBorg February 15, 2012 at 6:02 pm

Where have you BEEEN, Tommmcatt? (Hugs the kitteh)

Tommmcattt February 15, 2012 at 8:11 pm

It's a long story. Hell, kinda.

Let's just say I've entered the ranks of the unemployed! Whootah!

MittBorg February 15, 2012 at 10:15 pm

ZOMG. More hugs, STAT.

I'm so sorry, dood. Just glad to see you again. Hope things pick up right soon.

HistoriCat February 15, 2012 at 10:20 pm

Now I feel bad for upfisting your comment.

Biel_ze_Bubba February 15, 2012 at 4:27 pm

Voters not love you long time.

PhilippePetain February 15, 2012 at 4:28 pm

Sorry, no yuks:

It seems like in the 70s and 80s, the center of the political spectrum could be safely assured to fall for these divisive, hateful tactics. I've got to say, the lack of them being able to be duped into those things these days has me hopeful that as information becomes more available through more channels, people are getting better at sifting these things out.

At least the ones with an IQ over 80 that know how to use a computer.

And don't live in the south.

Sassomatic February 15, 2012 at 4:49 pm

People who live in the south an have IQs over 80 are just as smart as those who live in the north and have the same IQ. If you want to see scary stupid racism, try going to fucking MAINE sometime.

Rotundo_ February 15, 2012 at 6:05 pm

We got some winners up here in Wisconsin too. If Stupid were a franchise, there would be a drive through on every block…

Diabeetis February 16, 2012 at 2:18 am

Or for that matter, try going to Boston, which a black friend of mine described as the most racist city he's ever been to, and he's been to the South.

PhilippePetain February 16, 2012 at 8:52 pm

Okay, okay guys, I'm totally guilty of hyperbole. These bigoted fuckwits are everywhere. But they are getting steadily grayer, right?

<ducks>

meatlofer February 15, 2012 at 4:29 pm

I thought this was all over with?…..you know…….. cause I had a happy ending last time Wonkette printed that little squeekers photo!

SayItWithWookies February 15, 2012 at 4:30 pm

Those racist ads — they're just so inscrutable, with their mysterious and counterintuitive ways.

prommie February 15, 2012 at 4:33 pm

I heard that their vaginas are horizontal!

Fare la Volpe February 15, 2012 at 4:39 pm

And slanted.

gullywompr February 15, 2012 at 5:40 pm

That's why they can't slide down the banisters.

Biff February 15, 2012 at 6:47 pm

That's a sound effect I can't spell out.

Tommmcattt February 15, 2012 at 4:34 pm

And I'm always ready for more hate an hour after I've seen one.

luckismine February 15, 2012 at 4:32 pm

Did anyone else notice that about half way through the commercial, Little Miss Asian Thang does the pattented Paris Hilton "that's hot" shoulder shrug? There are 1.3 BILLION people in China, and Hoekstra can't find someone more credible to spew racist stereotypes? That girl is no more authentically Chinese than the lettuce wraps at PF Changs.

prommie February 15, 2012 at 4:33 pm

Cut to the chase, no tickee, no laundry, Hop Sing.

Fare la Volpe February 15, 2012 at 4:37 pm

Dong, where is my au-to-mo-bile?

prommie February 15, 2012 at 4:48 pm

Nice!

HistoriCat February 15, 2012 at 10:22 pm

No more yanky my wanky!

Fare la Volpe February 15, 2012 at 4:35 pm

Talk about yellow journalism.

prommie February 15, 2012 at 4:49 pm

I. P. Freely. The author of "Yellow River."

johnnyzhivago February 15, 2012 at 4:38 pm

If she had a machine gun and was mowing down autoworkers, that ad could work….

Fukui_sanYesOta February 15, 2012 at 4:43 pm

I think Mitt Romney already ran that ad. It goes something like this

Radiotherapy February 15, 2012 at 5:16 pm

F, that's what I was thinking too. Just give her a Chinese made AK-47 poop-shooter.

anniegetyerfun February 15, 2012 at 4:45 pm

Woah, where's Neilist? He must have heard you type that.

johnnyzhivago February 15, 2012 at 4:40 pm

Didn't he hear the warning on TV: "For an election lasting more than four hours, seek immediate professional help"

SorosBot February 15, 2012 at 4:41 pm

I'm still wondering how someone learns to speak English in such a broken manner in a thick Midwestern accent like that.

actor212 February 15, 2012 at 4:44 pm

Terrorvision!

DerrickWildcat February 15, 2012 at 4:45 pm

To be honest, I hear it a lot. I'm smack dab in the middle of the middle of the West and ATM's have Hmong as a language option.

Chet Kincaid February 15, 2012 at 9:19 pm

Then you're somewhere in the Great Hmong Belt stretching across Minnesota, Wisconsin and Michigan?

DerrickWildcat February 16, 2012 at 1:21 am

Actually, Lincoln, Ne.
Lincoln has always been a refugee placement city. Many Vietnamese, Bosnians, Sudanese and such.

CindynEncinitas February 16, 2012 at 7:35 pm

The food around there must be magnificent!

CapnFatback February 15, 2012 at 4:42 pm

Huge ratings drop after spending tons of cash, eh? Sounds like Hoekstra's camp isn't too savvy with numbers. I wonder if they know anyone who can help them with all that math stuff.

Clancy_Pants February 15, 2012 at 4:43 pm

Pete don't surf!

ttommyunger February 15, 2012 at 8:37 pm

I love the smell of racism in the morning, it smells like…….Republitards.

DerrickWildcat February 15, 2012 at 4:43 pm

That pretty lady has some explaining to do.

MittBorg February 15, 2012 at 11:27 pm

They don't make EOS50s any more, Derrick. I looked.

What's the next best recommendation, in your book? Would you buy a Canon if you were buying again? And is your camera back from the Horse Spittle yet?

Sassomatic February 15, 2012 at 4:44 pm

Michigan no likey racist ad. No vote for stupid white man. Vote for other stupid white man instead.

IceCreamEmpress February 16, 2012 at 2:40 pm

Are you not following the election so much? Hint: Senator Stabenow is a white lady. Also not stupid.

Sassomatic February 16, 2012 at 2:46 pm

I was referring to the other Republicans in the primary, yo. Don't be all correctinfying my snark and shit.

Indiepalin February 15, 2012 at 4:49 pm

"Me love you long time" – Michelle Malkin

hagajim February 15, 2012 at 4:50 pm

OK Joe, you play racist asshole cahd, you get sclewed by white people who no likey yo dumb ass! Me vote Stabenlow, she ruv me long time!

prommie February 15, 2012 at 4:51 pm

Dude, "chinaman" is not the preferred nomenclature.

SexySmurf February 15, 2012 at 4:58 pm

In shittier news, looks like Frothy just picked up the whiny-ass-rock-stars-who-will-never-be-as-talented-as-James-Hetfield vote (warning: Politico link!):

Megadeth frontman backs Rick Santorum

Fare la Volpe February 15, 2012 at 5:04 pm

I had forgotten how hateful that shitpile of a rag could be.

BarackMyWorld February 15, 2012 at 5:48 pm

This and this were a long time ago.

Designer_Rants February 15, 2012 at 9:17 pm

*warning* I'm going to just talk about myself here:
- 1st (only?) time I crowd surfed was at a Megadeth concert, and I got a Dave Mustane "signature" guitar pick from him when it was over.
- Also, my very young children would laaaaugh when I'd sing "Hello me! Meet the Real Me" (lyrics) in my best Dave Mustaine voice.
- He sure was a painful-to-watch whiner on "Some Kind Of Monster", the excellent and candid Metallica documentary from about 10yrs ago.

Thanks for reading!

MittBorg February 15, 2012 at 11:29 pm

That was interesting to read, so thank you for writing!

Diabeetis February 16, 2012 at 2:20 am

I prefer Megadeth to Metallica, actually, but Dave Mustaine is still a chump, I agree.

gout February 15, 2012 at 5:01 pm

I am mostly offended that she did not even try for a Chinese accent. Just flat out read the broken-english script straight, like some Californian plopped down in the middle of a rice paddy. Probably never even seen a kung-fu movie.

MittBorg February 15, 2012 at 11:30 pm

Hai-yah! Sei, le! She IS some Californian plopped in the middle of a rice paddy.

Mahousu February 15, 2012 at 5:01 pm

FYI, she is Lisa Chan, recent graduate of Berkeley and self-appointed (?) Miss Napa Valley. Oh yes, and she also runs her own educational non-profit for at-risk youth. No, none of this makes any sense.

Guppy February 15, 2012 at 5:08 pm

How is it that certain Asian women can be so blonde?

sezme February 15, 2012 at 6:01 pm

I would have expected more brains from a beauty pageant entrant. But why not? Expect in the future to see Nana Meriwether (Miss Bel Air) as the "uppity blah" and Nia Sanchez (MIss Citrus Valley) as the "job stealin' messican" in future Republican campaign ads.

the_problem_child February 15, 2012 at 6:14 pm

And (belatedly) to her credit: http://livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/entries/sta

Gainsbourg69 February 15, 2012 at 9:02 pm

It must be awful being one place above William Hung in the "most hated person in the Chinese community" list.

DahBoner February 15, 2012 at 7:23 pm

She wasn't born in Napa, doesn't live in Napa and probably doesn't even like wine (unless it's made from rice)…

Troglodeity February 15, 2012 at 5:09 pm

Thanks for that clarification. I thought it was a moonlighting Michelle Malkin. Which would have made a lot more sense.

Fare la Volpe February 15, 2012 at 5:09 pm

So inauthentic – hell, her lip movements matched her voice. Who does that??

jus_wonderin February 15, 2012 at 5:41 pm

Damn, you beat me to that. Good one!!!

Nostrildamus February 15, 2012 at 5:16 pm

Just wait. In his next ad he'll drive around Detroit with the asian chick strapped to the roof.

ChernobylSoup February 15, 2012 at 5:45 pm

…or pulling him around in a rickshaw.

DahBoner February 15, 2012 at 7:20 pm

RONG

Negropolis February 16, 2012 at 12:16 am

Oddly enough, there are rickshaws in downtown Detroit. lol

spends2much February 15, 2012 at 5:21 pm

Hoekstra to his staff: "Pull the ad with the Oriental, and replace it with the one showing Wetbacks who steal jobs and rape white girls. Sure, it's more subtle, but my base will love it."

Fukui_sanYesOta February 15, 2012 at 5:26 pm

Did he copy that off Sharron Angle?

Mumbletypeg February 15, 2012 at 5:23 pm

O/T (and apologies if it's been mentioned already) but Sara Benincasa's book is on shelves now — or at the online slave-grinding warehousers if such is your shopping pref — and it, like her, is AGORAFABULOUS~

DahBoner February 15, 2012 at 7:20 pm

You can't buy an oversized ginger cookie made by some hippy the bookstore owner is hate-fucking online….

DerrickWildcat February 15, 2012 at 5:26 pm

Hoekstra sounds like a Dutch name. The Dutch are basically slave trading, blood diamond worshiping, cheap skate, junkie prostitute Kasekopfs.

MittBorg February 15, 2012 at 5:48 pm

Kasekopfs! Oh, DerrickWildcat, you could make a wild cat laugh.

They are, though. During the freedom marches in Jakarta, the Dutch authorities captured young Indonesian college students who were marching against colonial rule. They shaved their heads and then half-scalped them and marched them through the capital in chains. As for what they did to the Cambodians, the less said about that, the better. Long record of crimes against (indigenous) humanity.

DerrickWildcat February 15, 2012 at 5:53 pm

Yeah, The Germans referred to the Dutch as "Kasekopfs" and always griped about them because when they went on Holiday, they would drive thru Germany and never stop and spend any money because they were always in well stocked caravans.

MittBorg February 15, 2012 at 6:17 pm

I had a gorgeous Dutch lover once, who played bass in a jazz band. I didn't know they had a reputation for being skinflints, though.

They'd fit right in in Wisconsin, wouldn't they?

HistoriCat February 15, 2012 at 10:54 pm

Apparently "going Dutch" is a reference to the Dutch being cheapskates. On behalf of my ancestors, I have to say "Dutch libel"

Or I would if it wasn't true …

Steverino247 February 15, 2012 at 5:37 pm

Pete Hoekstra’s Lie-Filled Racist Ad Surprisingly Unpopular

You say that like it be Numbah Ten!

MittBorg February 15, 2012 at 5:45 pm

Honestly, Jim Newell, one would think you NEVER read the papers, you great big hunk of ginger, you. This is the same Pete Hoekstra who engaged in a Twitter campaign of utter superstrength FAILITUDE with the "low clouds over the State Capitol today; now I know how Blacks felt in NOLA during Katrina" self-pityage. They don't come much ironic-art-projectier than Hoekstra. Why, his NAME is a MEME, dood! And who else but Santorum and Romney can say THAT?

BarackMyWorld February 15, 2012 at 5:53 pm

It was "Iranian twitter activity similar to what we did in House last year when Republicans were shut down in the House."

MittBorg February 15, 2012 at 6:09 pm

I know. I was exaggerating even more, for dramatic effect. Went over like a lead balloon, I see. (takes another toke, falls face down in tea, sobs)

cobweb2 February 15, 2012 at 6:07 pm

>>Why would you run a vulgar…etc,etc?<<
Ha Ha, love a satirical question; like asking a fundamentalist who fights tooth & nail to defund public education, jobs programs and food stamps to reconcile it with his insistence that women who don't want to must have babies they can't support! We have to accept that these people have been born without the ability to empathize

the_problem_child February 15, 2012 at 6:13 pm

This is so embarrassing that the asian actor has apologized for taking the role: http://livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/entries/sta

Generation[redacted] February 15, 2012 at 6:36 pm

Did her apology look anything like this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vg7_gaVUd0

CivicHoliday February 16, 2012 at 12:32 pm

She was so stupid not to see this coming. She'll never be able to go out for asian food again, for fear of pubes in her rice and semen in her soup

DahBoner February 15, 2012 at 7:03 pm

I said I want #227 Flied Lice, extra spicy…

arcadesproject February 15, 2012 at 7:38 pm

Hoekstra. Lemme see now. Hoekstra. Has he not always been a jerk and a crackpot?

Lynne February 15, 2012 at 7:53 pm

Thanks for the reminder to send money to Act Blue for Debbie. These political ads are so inspirational.

owhatever February 15, 2012 at 8:00 pm

Score one for Debbie Kickshisass.

ttommyunger February 15, 2012 at 8:41 pm

"Pete Hoekstra….. Racist…" Headline, FIXED. He arso one clazy, clackpot, plick.

mavenmaven February 15, 2012 at 8:50 pm

I'd still marry her.

C_R_Eature February 15, 2012 at 9:01 pm

This is Pete Hoekstra we're talking about here. If the production were all up to him, he'd just use the the Sniper clip from "Full Metal Jacket".

Evil jackass.

valthemus February 15, 2012 at 11:57 pm

Wait a second… you mean most independent fence-sitters, many of whom don't decide who they're gonna vote for until they're handed a ballot at the polls on election day, *don't* want to vote for a racist? Huzzah and Ballyhoo!! Good news for our nation! Bad news for Ron "What's plausible deniability?" Paul!

tcaalaw February 16, 2012 at 12:03 am

This is the first campaign ad I've ever jerked off to, so by that metric it was a success in my book.

Negropolis February 16, 2012 at 12:20 am

Thank you, Michigan.

I'm just loving how Debbie is just cold sitting back and watching Hoekstra spin himself into oblivion. She's always been a bit conservative for my tastes since she got into the Senate (she was much more liberal as a state legislator, and congresswoman), but, she's been a relatively good, no-drama steward of her office and a fairly reliable vote, and in this day in age, I'll take that.

BTW, Lisa Chan (the actress in the ad) offered a genuine apology for her role in this. She didn't have to, and it's glad to see she had the courage to admit that you have to draw the line, somewhere, particularly when what you're portraying goes against your belief system as she has now stated it did.

Biel_ze_Bubba February 15, 2012 at 4:31 pm

Especially cute Asianettes. It's like trying to race-bait with Halle Berry instead of Willie Horton.

SorosBot February 15, 2012 at 4:37 pm

The Yellow Peril has been replaced with the Yellow Fever.

OneDollarJuana February 16, 2012 at 10:35 am

And that Halle Berry is some gooooood bait.

prommie February 15, 2012 at 4:54 pm

Whew, at least you were alive, that would have made me feel real old, if you weren't. I was 17 when it came out, but I didn't get all the jokes till I took up golf. Oh, and until I finally got laid, too.

PuckStopsHere February 15, 2012 at 4:58 pm

Hey!!! We're all gonna GET LAID!!!

prommie February 15, 2012 at 5:00 pm

Was just thinking the same thing.

Loaded_Pants February 15, 2012 at 7:49 pm

I've been 29 for several years now.

prommie February 15, 2012 at 5:06 pm

Yes, because normally I stick with the "old pervert" humor.

gullywompr February 15, 2012 at 5:10 pm

Pfffft! "Not something sexual"… Damn boy, it was the seventies! Evertything was sexual.

SorosBot February 15, 2012 at 5:12 pm

What about those hairy 70s vaginas? That's about as unsexy as you can get.

Steverino247 February 15, 2012 at 5:33 pm

It doesn't matter how hot your body is, that sexual organ between your ears is where it counts.

SorosBot February 15, 2012 at 5:34 pm

Aw come on you're just objectively hot.

Wait, you were fishing for a compliment there, weren't you? And I got baited.

jus_wonderin February 15, 2012 at 5:35 pm

I am hot for 53. No, really, it's hot here in my office.

gullywompr February 15, 2012 at 5:33 pm

I just went back and took a mental inventory. My data conflicts with your hypothesis.

Steverino247 February 15, 2012 at 5:35 pm

That's what women are supposed to look like. Taste AND aroma. Hmmm…

sunmusing February 15, 2012 at 7:11 pm

I dunno, the smell of patchouli oil and weed, and girls with hairy arm pits are like viagra to me.

GOPCrusher February 15, 2012 at 5:48 pm

That's what I tell all the young conquests. I'm 51 which is the new 41 which is the new 31, so there's nothing creepy about getting into my van.

DemmeFatale February 15, 2012 at 6:06 pm

At 52, I'm totally hot, (off and on).

My mom used to make us feel the sweat on her neck during a hot flash. Yuck! (It's OK mom, we believe you!)

MittBorg February 15, 2012 at 5:59 pm

And it just breaks your heart, don't it? I can tell. (snicker)

MittBorg February 15, 2012 at 11:13 pm

Also known as The Hind Legs of the Running Dogs of the Poop.

MittBorg February 15, 2012 at 11:17 pm

And you don't look a day over it, sweetie.

LesBontemps February 16, 2012 at 10:24 am

You, me and Jack Benny.

(God, how old am I??? Gah.)

MittBorg February 15, 2012 at 11:34 pm

Silly racist stereotypes. Hein was the perfect lover, always bringing flowers and wine and gifts from faraway places.

I'm glad they seem to have got over the worst of their racism. Their treatment of the Indonesians was simply horrendous, but I understand there are many Indonesians living in Holland now, with minimal friction.

HistoriCat February 15, 2012 at 11:43 pm

Now if we could just turn “Dutch Oven” into a sexual euphemism, everything would be great.

CindynEncinitas February 16, 2012 at 7:39 pm

Did Hein bring you wine and gifts from his faraway plantations stocked with many slaves? Cuz, yeah, that would be bad.

MittBorg February 15, 2012 at 11:50 pm

You'll have to take that up with my partner, soon as he's done Dutching the cats.

There's a reason they never bite *him* on the ass.

I guess a diet high in cheese would give you some seriously stinky farts, huh?

Biff February 15, 2012 at 11:53 pm

I never got off the Interstate in Jersey, driving an oversized load they don't let you venture far astray. All I saw were McDonald's at the rest areas, which looked kinda nice, as I drove past at 65mph.

Negropolis February 16, 2012 at 12:04 am

Wait, she's from Napa Valley?

SorosBot February 16, 2012 at 12:07 am

It was, indeed, the Central Valley; me and MissTaken were quoting a (ridiculous) woman who was at the table next to ours at lunch the other day. Both of us had a hard time not laughing at her.

Jukesgrrl February 16, 2012 at 12:24 am

But we're so cute!

MittBorg February 16, 2012 at 12:38 am

HAHA! Yes, and I'm so antisocial and paranoid.

HistoriCat February 16, 2012 at 10:45 am

4 – Profit!

MittBorg February 17, 2012 at 12:13 am

How quickly I forget that fillip added by your personal knowledge of these, let's call them *fine,* characters, Biely! I can't help but wonder if the Medicis and Borgias are even now awaiting the current wearer of the red leather Prada Shoes of the Fisherman with anticipation. In your August, if none-too-Innocent, company, of course.

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