as usual

Republicans Just So Sick of Obama Campaign’s Racism Against Latinos

Like a Ron Paul newsletter times one thousand.

What is wrong with Barack Obama campaign manager Jim Messina, that he thinks Latinos are all about chimichangas? Latinos are all about TACOS, you moron. How racially insensitive can this guy possibly be? Let’s check Messina’s original comment for further outrage!

Feel free to notice the swelling in your eyeball veins any second now:

DIOS. He’s going around quoting lines from the staff racists at the Washington Post. APOLOGIZE FOR QUOTING KKK GRAND WIZARD DANA MILBANK, HATER SLOB:

“The fact that the campaign manager of President Obama’s reelection campaign thinks it’s appropriate to disseminate insulting jokes about the Hispanic community is a perfect example of the kind of empty rhetoric that characterizes this White House’s so-called outreach to Latinos. We demand that Mr. Messina immediately apologize and we ask that President Obama disavow his campaign manager’s ridiculous statement,” said Jennifer Sevilla Korn, executive director of the conservative Hispanic Leadership Network, in a statement.

These people with their “empty rhetoric.” HOW DARE THEY.

But let us not miss an opportunity to double our outrage, dear readers. Gird yourselves and then read with disgust Milbank’s original cruel joke from his column, the moral equivalent of ten million recreational abortions:

Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) spoke about the wonders of his state. “The lettuce in your salad this month almost certainly came from Arizona,” McCain said. “It’s also believed that the chimichanga has its origin in Arizona.”

The chimichanga? It may be the only thing Republicans have left to offer Latinos.

Oh god. Of course. John McCain had to bring up ARIZONA again. No wonder everyone’s offended. [TPM/ The Hill]

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  • nounverb911

    "all about chimichangas?"
    What about burritos? And how does this effect Taco bell?

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      And flan! What about the flan!?

    • http://www.storycorner.us/ JustPixelz

      I wish I understood all this Spain language. Then I could find out what they're talking about on Univision.

      • GOPCrusher

        You watch Mexican soap operas with the sound on?

    • DahBoner

      Chimi Hendrix was Mexican????

  • http://gratuity.wordpress.com/ Gratuitous World

    Persecution fantasies? They may be the only things republicans have to offer America.

    • prommie

      And the hispanics are Catholics, too, and Obama is forcing them all to take birth control and abort their fetuses, so in solidarity with the persecuted hispanic catholics, today, all republicans are papist wetbacks.

      • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

        Tomorrow, they'll suffer their usual lapse of memory and begin beating any brown person they see with their handmade malacca canes, but that's tomorrow.

    • Lionel[redacted]Esq

      As has been shown for over a decade now, all the GOP has to offer is fear itself.

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        …all the GOP has to offer is fear of itself.

        fixed.

      • GOPCrusher

        And faux outrage.

  • nounverb911

    Chimichangas aren't even Messican, they were invented by Monica Flin in Arizona in 1922.

    • chicken_thief

      Just days after Walnuts demanded "just finish the danged meal!!!!".

    • pdiddycornchips

      I call bullshit. My friends in Mexico had lard or there would be no chips for Nachos. They had the burrito, are you trying to tell me they needed some gringo with the decidedly un-hispanic name of Monica Flin to put the two together?

      • DahBoner

        Uh…nachos come from 7-Eleven…

  • YasserArraFeck

    Walnuts has to say "Arizona" as often as possible, lest we forget who he is. Better "That old bastard from AZ" than "Who's that?"

    • James Michael Curley

      "That old bastard from AZ who was born in Panama."

      • YasserArraFeck

        Who?

        • James Michael Curley

          El Senatore Juan McCain

      • Negropolis

        And who was brought up in Viginia.

    • sezme

      lest he forget who he is.
      /fixed.

    • GOPCrusher

      "That old bastard from AZ" also works for Jan Brewer.

      • Loaded_Pants

        "That old asstard from AZ" works better.

  • DaRooster

    Uh… it is actually taking a stab at Repugnants and the fact that they are the ones that think Hispanics are all about the Chimmies…

    • MoeDeLawn

      Aw jeez, you're one of those context/sentence structure/punctuation nerds, huh?
      STOP READING FOR COMPREHENSION!

      • DaRooster

        I know… a dying breed… and to be honest, where has it ever gotten me.

  • HelmutNewton

    You know who ELSE was racist against Latinos?

    • HelmutNewton

      Lee Atwater? Oh, wait, I'm not supposed to answer my own question…

    • Lionel[redacted]Esq

      Taco Bell?

    • chicken_thief

      Jan Brewer? Nah, too easy…. let me think….

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      The French?

    • RedneckMuslin

      Speedy Gonzalez?

      • Lionel[redacted]Esq

        I'm not sure about Speedy. Slo-poke Rodriquez on the other hand…..

    • Preferred Customer

      Francisco Franco?

    • Generation[redacted]

      Sharon Angle? Wait, did you say Latino or Asian?

    • sezme

      The Visigoths?

    • Mondo_Cane

      Pete Hoestra? oh…wait….

    • SorosBot

      Joseph Pulitzer and William Randolph Hearst?

      • Preferred Customer

        Remember the Chimichanga!

    • thedeathofirony

      Charlton Heston?

      • GOPCrusher

        Get your hands off me, you damn dirty Latino!

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Leonard Bernstein?

    • Biff

      Sheriff Joe?

    • tessiee

      The United Fruit Company?

    • tessiee
    • http://www.gurukalehuru.wordpress.com gurukalehuru

      Teddy Roosevelt?

    • http://www.gurukalehuru.wordpress.com gurukalehuru

      Jose Jiminez?

  • MissTaken

    “The lettuce in your salad this month almost certainly came from Arizona,”

    AAgghhh! There's Arizona in my salad! Build the danged fence!

    • Monsieur_Grumpe

      Just as bad as rodent droppings if you ask me.

    • Lionel[redacted]Esq

      Demand the lettuce produce its papers!

    • YasserArraFeck

      Don't worry, it's green. Only the browns have to produce papers.

      • Lionel[redacted]Esq

        I don't know, I have had green leafy material where papers are very important.

        • prommie

          Thats what the cops always call it in their reports, "green, leafy material, in a glassine bag of the type I have been trained to know is commonly used in drug transactions."

          • Steverino247

            I can tell you've read too many police reports…

    • SorosBot

      Let's just hope the Arizona lettuce doesn't give you Jan Brewer's rich leathery complexion.

      • YasserArraFeck

        God bless her, she looks like a tanned scrotum

        • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

          *Should* I ask how you might know this?

      • MissTaken

        MissTaken reapplies sunblock for the second time today.

        • Lionel[redacted]Esq

          To your scrotum? I'm starting to rethink my crush on you.

          • MissTaken

            If by scrotum you mean boobies, then yes.

          • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

            WHAT??? A man let you walk out of the house with CLEAVAGE showing? Does Ms. Clouthier know this?

          • Lionel[redacted]Esq

            My God. She must be a liberal!

          • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

            Clouthier? No fucking way.

            MissTaken? Yeah, she's been thoroughly corrupted, poor girl. No saving her, I'm afraid.

          • HistoriCat

            That's OK – she just needs a man to take her in hand and give her moral guidance. Just like how Rick was able to guide Mrs. Santorum away from that awful abortionist lech she was shacked up with.

          • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

            I b'leev MissTaken has, so to speak, been taken in hand and given moral guidance. Unfortunately, the gentleman doing the honours is some redheaded scalawag of the dreaded LIBERAL persuasion, who's *encouraging* her in her scandalous behaviour. If we're lucky, we'll get video.

          • HistoriCat

            Video? Ooh – can't wait to see that!

          • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

            Someone's wiring up her apt. as soon as she leaves for work. Nyahhahaha.

        • SorosBot

          You mean you don't want to look like a shriveled brown raisin by the time you turn 50?

          • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

            Hey, hey, hey! I resemble that remark.

      • Geminisunmars

        It is rich corinthian leather.

        • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

          Jezus, girl, we really DO think alike! Read my comment.

          • Geminisunmars

            Well, you know Gemini is the twins. You must be my other me.

          • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

            I *must* be.

      • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

        You're making her sound like Ricardo Montalban should be advertising her skin for carseat covers.

    • Not_So_Much

      Does McCain have immigrants toss his Arizona salad?

      • MissTaken

        Well he can't reach back there himself….ugh, gross.

        • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

          It's always highly entertaining to watch you gross yourself out.

  • PuckStopsHere

    They, the Republicans, could have offered them the Romney's lawn work, but that was before Mittens learned he was running for public office and then he couldn't have that.

    • pdiddycornchips

      Newt wants to put the poor's offspring to work cleaning the johns. It's a short bus ride from there to the commercial lawnmower.

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      Is PETE HOEKSTRA the Pete RMONEY's referencing when he says "I'm running for election for Pete's sake"? Because that could be *very* weird.

  • BornInATrailer

    GOP Latino Twitter feed… so that went out to like, what, 50 people?

    • MissTaken

      And it's in English because they are very racially sensitive.

      • BornInATrailer

        Actually, 2800 followers!!!111one.

        A fun game might be to find other ridiculous Twitter feeds with more followers than this.

        • BornInATrailer

          The Farts.com Twitter feed: 3400 followers.

          All Things Diapers & Prostitutes David Vitter's Twitter: 13k+ followers.

        • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

          Um, pretty much anything that's been on Twitter for a while has more followers than that, dood.

    • Lionel[redacted]Esq

      All of them old Cubans, yes.

    • SorosBot

      And all of them aging Florida Cubans. The rest (including their children) want nothing to do with the Know Nothing Party.

      • Gainsbourg69

        Not really. It depends on how rabidly anti-Castro the family is. If the patriarch of the family throws stuff at the TV when Castro's face appears on the screen, chances are his children vote republican automatically. Thankfully, most of them are low information voters and rarely turn up to vote.

        • Negropolis

          Cubans aren't getting more Republican over the generations, just sayin'.

    • Generation[redacted]

      The combined writing staff for The Daily Show and The Colbert Report.

  • Tengu

    Jean and the kids at the Freedom School tell me I should be nonviolent, but when I see idiotic behavior like this… I just go BERSERK!!!

    • Beowoof

      Don't worry he saw the light necessary to survive in Arizona and became a conservative republican. I guess now it is just Billy Jerk.

  • Joshua Norton

    We demand that Mr. Messina immediately apologize and we ask that President Obama disavow his campaign manager’s ridiculous statement,

    Who wrote this comedy sketch? It's brilliant.

  • emmelemm

    But what about Chihuahuas?

  • MissTaken

    Hey RNC, is it racist against Latinos to say I like chimichangas?

    • Lionel[redacted]Esq

      If you like eating them off the chiseled abs of your Latino gardener like Cindy McCain does? No.

    • prommie

      But nothing is better than those pink tacos over there, in that Arizona where the liberties of those forefathers is still being second-amendmented with those surveyors marks of that freedom of conscience which was oh so important to those of the founders of our liberty in this great land that is the land of that freedom and liberty that those troops are fightin' so hard to protect, God bless 'em, with those precious second amendment arms also.

      • SorosBot

        But they're trying to chase out all the brown tacos; which is too bad because they're delicious as well.

        • MissTaken

          I see what you did there.

          • prommie

            I thought they were all pink.

          • bagofmice

            Inside.

      • Biff

        Shootin' those guns, ringin' those Taco Bells…

  • BarackMyWorld

    This is like the world's stupidest game of telephone.

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      ELISHA GRAY LIBEL!

  • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

    Obviously, Dana Milbank is also the mayor of East Hartford Connecticut

  • north_of_moscow

    "Who's on first?"

    "Racist!"

    • Crank_Tango

      too soon!

    • CapnFatback

      Of course that's racist; not all Asians play baseball.

      • chicken_thief

        I'm amazed at how well they do play baseball with all those slide rules and abicuses (abici?) hanging out of their pockets and shit.

        • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

          Pocket protectors, mate.

    • GOPCrusher

      T

      • bagofmice

        aco.

  • Lucidamente1

    Laugh all you want, but Rick Perry would have made the Frito Bandito his running mate.

    • Beowoof

      Are you sure? Speedy Gonzales was thinking of making a move.

    • pdiddycornchips

      The Bandito is pro choice isn't he?

  • YasserArraFeck

    “The lettuce in your salad this month almost certainly came from Arizona"
    Still miles better than Alaskan Word Salad

    • prommie

      I work all day for the sugar in my tay, myyself.

  • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

    Shortr RNC: I know! Let's replace authentic Mexican cuisine with this "made for Americans, by Americans" concoction and then tell the Mexicans "take it or leave it"!

  • Radiotherapy

    Anybody want a fetus taco?

    • YasserArraFeck

      Mmmmmmm, Fetacos……

      • emmelemm

        Jumbaco!

    • MissTaken

      Just finished one, but I may want another for dinner.

    • chicken_thief

      Hold the pickles.

      • Nostrildamus

        Enough with the CPAC after parties already!

    • SorosBot

      Personally I prefer the fetus nachos, with salsa, guacamole and melted cheese; they're delicious.

    • Steverino247

      Next mass posting to Facebook:

      OMG! These sickos on wonkette.com were posting about how they ate Mexican babies in tacos!

      (Stupid people, it's fetalchangas we're eating today.)

    • GOPCrusher

      Yo quiero, Taco Bell?

    • bagofmice

      Does it come with a government mandated "magic wand"?

      • tessiee

        It's Messican, so it comes with a magic Juan.

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      Why not? This IS the Wonketz.

  • Lionel[redacted]Esq

    So, the RNC is saying that for many Latinos, they have nothing to offer?

    • GOPCrusher

      Or, as it appears, they have nothing to offer any of the other demographics except for the wealthy, white, Xtian, male.

  • http://www.eloquentscience.com EloquentScience

    Chimichanga libel!

  • http://www.eloquentscience.com EloquentScience

    All Republicans, wherever they may live, are citizens of Arizona. And therefore, as a Republican, I take pride in the words "Ich bin ein Chimichanga!"

    • bagofmice

      Looking at the crowd, it may be safer to say "Ich bin ein Hamburger".

  • OC_Surf_Serf

    …and Republicans pretending to actually care is a much bigger joke on Hispanics.

    • GOPCrusher

      DEMOCRATIC PLANTATION LIBEL!!1!1

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      Oh, like the Latino community doesn't know that. Trust me, the gusanos who vote Republican up here are the same gusanos who oppress the Indios down there.

      No, that's not what I meant, wouldja get your mind out of the gutter?

  • BarackMyWorld

    I really hate the Republicans, and they are being really stupid about this since the joke wasn't about Hispanics but their own Latino outreach…but I really don't want to have to defend Dana Milbank, either.

  • Crank_Tango

    How do you say shrill cunt in messican? Sevilla Korn?

    • Texan_Bulldog

      'Sarah Palin'?

    • anniegetyerfun

      Look out – Newell will have your cabeza for that one.

      • Crank_Tango

        Why? Did he bring the Gawker commenting standards back with him?Sent from my iPhone

        • anniegetyerfun

          I don't know – he snapped at someone the other day over it. I was suprised.

          • HuddledMass

            He was being chivalrous – that meme developed in his absence

          • anniegetyerfun

            Chivalry? Or calling every conservative woman a cunt? I'm pretty sure that the “cunt” thing was around during Jim's original tenure.

          • HuddledMass

            Oh I meant chivalrous as in trying to squelch the "cunt" meme. Not sure when that started. And not sure how I feel about it – the crudity level here is pretty high, you know?

          • SorosBot

            Oh where was that?

          • Fukui_sanYesOta

            http://wonkette.com/463550/let-us-remember-whitne

            Look for Chillwillard's post

    • prommie

      Ay, un gato malodoro!

      • Fukui_sanYesOta

        Spanish bee guy win!

  • SorosBot

    Well of course anyone who points out that conservatives are racist against Latinos are the real racists.

    • MissTaken

      THAT'S RACIST!!1!

      • SorosBot

        THAT'S NOT RACIAL TRANSCENDENCE!!

        • Fare la Volpe

          Kids on the beat, kids on the street

          BEAT KIDS, BEAT KIDS

          • bagofmice

            How else will they learn?

  • occams8ball

    I wonder who planted, cultivated, and picked the lettuce? I doubt Arizonians did much of that.

    • sezme

      Juan McCain will pay you $50/hour to do it, though.

    • MosesInvests

      Thank you, Jesus, for these wonderful vegetables which we are about to eat. -De nada.

  • Blueb4sunrise

    Sen Russell Pearce just introduced legislation requiring restaurants to show customers sonograms of the insides of chimichangas.

    • Tundra Grifter

      You DON'T want to know what's in the chorizo!

  • http://www.vinoverve.com Maman

    What until the GOP finds out that different groups of Latinos eat different kinds of foods. It is going to BLOW their minds.

    • ItsMrTheOwl2You

      Wait until they find out that some Latinos eat just like real Americans do. The Twitterverse will explode.

    • http://ifthethunderdontgetya.blogspot.com/ ifthethunderdontgetya

      I've heard some of them even don't even speak Latin.
      ~

    • http://www.vinoverve.com Maman

      Racism is getting more difficult. I bet the GOP wishes for the "Good Old Days" when they could call everyone not like them a n*****

      • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

        When did they stop?

    • tessiee

      Wait until the GOP finds out that there *are* different groups of Latinos.

  • Numbat_Dundee

    “It’s also believed that the chimichanga has its origin in Arizona.”
    But that didn't stop them from deporting it.

    • Wilcoxyz

      I believe the chimichanga had a look around and self-deported.

  • anniegetyerfun

    You liberal idiots and your "context" and "full quotations".

  • chicken_thief

    Since Loggins went out on his own, Messina has gone to shit.

    • bagofmice

      You could say it has entered the "Danger Zone".

    • tessiee

      I hear the's teaming up with Kenny Rogers and Kenny G for "The Three Kennys Tour".

  • meatlofer

    I'm not sure about where the chimichanga came from? I KNOW my Gonorrhea came from Arizona.

    • Steverino247

      I usually say, "Never let your meat loaf" but in your case…

  • SayItWithWookies

    So the chimichanga is the new Dick Cheney's lesbian daughter?

    • chicken_thief

      I thought that was the meatless taco?

    • Beowoof

      I do believe that would be the pink taco.

  • anniegetyerfun

    Lettuce pray!

    • YasserArraFeck

      Lettuce Spray = the shite currently coming out of Walnuts' mouth

  • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

    Sevilla Korn? Sevilla her maiden name?

    She sounds….brownish.

    • Chichikovovich

      Were there a lot of barbers in her family?

  • finallyhappy

    What about pupusas?

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      Mmmm, pupusas.

    • tessiee

      Um…
      Not sure how that's anybody else's business, but I don't have to right now, thank you.

  • Native_of_SL_UT

    Would you like some Freedom Fries with that chimichanga?

    • MosesInvests

      Papas fritas de libertad.

  • Indiepalin

    You haven't lived until you've tasted a dry-roasted vinnegaroon

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      Is that before or after the forced sonogram?

  • http://gratuity.wordpress.com/ Gratuitous World

    also, how dare this guy use the "tu" form?!

    outrage!

  • LiveToServeYa

    Those who disseminate insulting jokes will have insulting jokes disseminated about them, hence MAD: Mutually Assured Dissemination.

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      Sounds Virginian

  • prommie

    Its the subtle racism of low expectations, to offer a chimichanga to a messican. Conservatives know that the messicans can eat amurrican food, like Pizza and croques monsieur.

  • mavenmaven

    So, in other words, once again, just like Romney did, the Repubs take a line out of context, originally in response to their own hateful words, and pretend it is Obama speaking. Didn't Dana Millbank himself do this once? Pathetic.

    • sewollef

      You peeked at their playbook, didn't you?

  • gullywompr

    Racism is all the Republicans have to offer.
    <fixed>

  • bureaucrap

    so, if saying, "The RNC has nothing to offer the Latino community but chimichangas" is racist against Latinos, is it also racist for Dems to say "The RNC has nothing to offer White Protestants but baloney sandwiches on Wonder Bread with mayonnaise?" Is it less racist if you substitute the sandwiches with a tuna hot dish?

    • chicken_thief

      I AM OUTRAGED!!1?11!1! How dare you?!! I'll have you know that some of us do eat our baloney on white bread with French's yellow mustard. And with cheese!

    • prommie

      Don't forget the Ambrosia for desert!

      • tessiee

        Jello mold with canned fruit cocktail, cottage cheese, and mini-marshmallows mixed in.

      • heathenette

        Jello. Has to be jello!

    • Biff

      Tuna is so versatile, it can also be used in tacos. Or chimichangas.

    • tessiee

      That's Velveeta on Wonder Bread with Miracle Whip and a diet Dr. Pepper.

      [actual co-worker's lunch, which I think may have been the single whitest thing in all of history]

  • sezme

    I'm truly outraged over their false outrage over Milbank's sarcastic outrage. And I will not be distracted from that outrage.
    Mmm… chimichangas…

    • tessiee

      I'm outraged over their outrage, your outrage, everybody's outrage in this thread, and the fact that the Taco Bell near me is really stingy with the guacamole.

  • owhatever

    So, the Republican are NOT offering chimis to Hispanics? Maybe if the Hispaniolians agree to vaginal probes and sonograms, something could be worked out. Make the deal, people.

    • BornInATrailer

      Are you suggesting using a chimichanga for the procedure!? Because if so, you may have just made getting an abortion in SC delicious.

      • tessiee

        Watch out for those jalapenos!

  • cobweb2

    I am old and white and I never heard of a "chimichanga" before reading this, but I can recognize a euphemism for something really foul when I see it. Is it some foul use of Santorum or a reference to deformed, diseased genitalia?

    • Fare la Volpe

      Yes.

  • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

    Lemme see….the Republicans are all about border fences and shooting undocumented workers on sight and forcing everyone to carry papers proving residency, targeting Latinos, but the RNC Latinos get upset about a Democrat mentioning a sandwich.

    This is kind of like the Log Cabins taking umbrage because a Democrat talked about ruby-red slippers.

  • Tundra Grifter

    Chili con carne was invented in San Antone.

    Chop suey was first cooked in San Francisco's Chinatown.

    So?

    I mean, this is a great country. Right?

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      An awful lot of what passes for Chinese food in this country was invented right here. Because no self-respecting Chinese person would dream of eating most of this shit. I can't tell you how happy I am to be in HongKong or Singapore eating the Chinese food THERE. It's WORLDS, nay, GALAXIES above this godawful shit.

      • Tundra Grifter

        It can be tough to find those twice-fried raindeer balls here in the States.

        • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

          Geezus, dood, WTF are you doing, eating twice-fried reindeer balls? Haven't those poor creatures suffered ENOUGH?

    • tessiee

      I don't know where pizza was invented, but according to Bill Bryson's book "Made in America" (one of my favorite books, btw), it was introduced to Americans in 1905 at Lombardi's on Spring Street in NYC.

  • hagajim

    Dese fuckin' Repuglicans, all they have left to throw against the wall is Santorum, because all the other shit they've thrown just doesn't stick. Need to include more Messican in their diet to get the sticky brown stuff.

  • Wonderthing

    Yeah! And, and, Obama hates kittens, too! And, and puppies! And I saw him whip a unicorn with a rainbow! He smiles a lot, too which, you know is the way Muslins say they hate you and your freedoms. It's disgraceful the way he won't just quit and admit that he's a terrorist. And he hates kittens.

    • tessiee

      Also, he bit that guy's finger off, probly, huh?

  • GOPCrusher

    O/T But while we are on the topic of food: http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/man-suffers-

    • Biff

      Delicious!

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      That's what you get for eating shit disguised as food.

    • Negropolis

      Still, it was the first actual known cardiac incident at the Heart Attack Grill. "He was having the sweats and shaking," "Nurse" Bridgett, who was working at the restaurant at the time of the incident, told Fox5. (Employees at the restaurant are given fake medical titles, including the establishment's owner, "Doctor" Jon Basso.)

      "I actually felt horrible for the gentleman because the tourists were taking photos of him as if it were some type of stunt. Even with our own morbid sense of humor, we would never pull a stunt like that," Bosso told Fox5. "He was sweating, suffering. Anyone with an ounce of compassion would've felt for him."

      Really, "Nurse" Bridgett, fuck you. Of course they were taking pictures because your entire restaurant is a publicity stunt. Remember when your mascot died?

  • succalina

    Her last name is Korn? Latinos call it maize. Oh the self-loathing…

  • Gainsbourg69

    Ms. Sevilla Korn, not to insult your intelligence or anee-ting, but not all Hispanics support a party which tries to scapegoat the fuck out of us, you fucking sell out.

    Call me when this non-controversy hits Noticiero Univision, also.

  • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

    Wow, it seems like EVERY fucking Republicunt alive has already forgotten about New Haven, CT Mayor Joseph Maturo and his comment about showing sensitivity to the Latino community by eating more tacos. Dayum.

  • DahBoner

    I think Chimichanga means "fried taco" in Mexican

  • snoopyfan2010

    What, no chips and salsa?

  • ttommyunger

    Herman Cain would have chimed in except he can't pronounce Chimi- chimi-ubeki-chimi-changa.

  • rickmaci

    I say, "FOOOOOOOOOD FIGHT !!!"

  • MosesInvests

    Let's look at the context of this-the Repubs in the Senate, led by Rand (there's something about an Aqua-Buddha man) Paul, are blocking the appointment of a Cuban refugee to the Federal bench. Unbe-frackin'-lievable. They're ticking off the *one* group of Latinos that is composed pretty much of yellow-dog Republicans. It's as if they're giving up on anybody who isn't a white redneck.

  • tessiee

    A good friend of mine, who is a perfectly lovely woman, has struggled all her life with her weight, and on top of that, has had to deal with critical, judgmental family members. One of those family members asked the overweight person, in my hearing, her opinion of a particular outfit they were wearing. She blurted out, "It makes you look fat", to the surprise of everyone, including herself.

    In a similar way, the Republicans are about three-quarters of the way to crazy every minute of the day, because they want to call the President a "nigger", but can't. It's an obsession with them, the way repressed thoughts tend to become obsessive, and forces its way up to the surface in strange and unexpected ways, as repressed thoughts will. Combine that with the projection they bring to every situation, and one of those ways is to label everything the President does as "racist".

  • tessiee

    Now, this really IS a puzzler:

    Jim Messina (and I have to wonder if he ever misses Kenny Loggins) basically said that Republicans have nothing left to offer Latinos. The Republicans, to the great surprise of no one, got all worked up over this being "an insult to the Hispanic community", like that's someone they give a shit about.

    Now, the puzzler is, are they:
    a) so dumb that they actually believe that saying Republicans have nothing to offer Latinos is actually an insult to Hispanics, rather than an accurate critique of their racist and intellectually bankrupt agenda,
    b) so dishonest that they think anybody will be fooled by this?

    Also, can we look at their tweets under the same microscope, and have the same kind of Chicken Little-esque panic when one of *them* says anything whatsoever about Latinos/Hispanics/blacks/gays/whoever?

  • fuflans

    well now i'm just hungry.

  • zacktly

    Has anyone said "Chimichangate" yet? AM I THE FIRST?