GAY PORNO NOSTALGIA  12:28 pm February 15, 2012

For Old Time’s Sake, Here’s Rick Santorum’s 2006 Gay Wrestling Ad

by Wonkette Jr.

Let’s see, gay wrestlers all humping on each other? Check. Pudgy Rick Santorum smiling and winking? Yep. Praise for Hillary Clinton and Barbara Boxer? Oh hell yeah. This is Rick Santorum’s victory video for his 2006 Senate re-election campaign, which he lost by an astonishing 18 points. [BuzzFeed]

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Barb February 15, 2012 at 12:32 pm

Captain Oveur: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators? Rick Santorum does!

Tundra Grifter February 15, 2012 at 1:26 pm

Surely you jest!

Stop calling me "Shirley!"

ttommyunger February 15, 2012 at 9:14 pm

"Unger, Over…"

Tundra Grifter February 16, 2012 at 9:33 am

I see the GNoPee Clown Car pull up the curb and empty out, and think I picked a heck of a week to stop sniffing glue.

ttommyunger February 16, 2012 at 9:59 am

sumpin' ain't it?

LetUsBray February 16, 2012 at 3:32 pm

It's probably time to face up to the reality that there's never a *good* week to quit sniffing glue.

jus_wonderin February 15, 2012 at 12:36 pm

That's so fabulously gay.

MissTaken February 15, 2012 at 12:39 pm

Santorum was teabagging before teabagging was cool.

actor212 February 15, 2012 at 12:40 pm

Where's his Slim Jim?

actor212 February 15, 2012 at 12:41 pm

Wow! Give Santorum credit! There are very few men who can knock out a professional wrestler with the stench of their armpit.

chicken_thief February 15, 2012 at 12:43 pm

Needz moar sweater vests.

ThundercatHo February 15, 2012 at 12:43 pm

I don't think it's gay. I think he's very manly especially at the end when he punches that big, mean looking guy. He's really just like Steven Seagal. Maybe him and Thad can make a video where they fight Barbara Boxer and Hillary Clinton on top of a train.

chascates February 15, 2012 at 12:46 pm

He said if he lost re-election the terrorists would win. And so they have.

slowhansolo February 15, 2012 at 12:46 pm

I'm Rick Santorum, and I want to be fucked by every last one of those beefcakes behind me.

BarackMyWorld February 15, 2012 at 12:46 pm

Obviously Santorum doesn't want to be president, he wants to be WWE champion.

chicken_thief February 15, 2012 at 12:50 pm

Hard hitting ads like that and he still lost?! Go figure.

SorosBot February 15, 2012 at 12:52 pm

Now pro wrestling's just a bunch of big manly men, showing off their muscles wearing nothing but briefs and slamming each other into the ground. Where could you get the idea that there's anything homoerotic about that? Next you'll claim that football's tackling and ass-patting is homoerotic too.

SayItWithWookies February 15, 2012 at 12:58 pm

Rick seems awfully comfortable in a ring with a bunch of hairless, muscular, sweating masked men. This must be why they love him at CPAC.

Schmannnity February 15, 2012 at 1:00 pm

Wow. He sponsored bills with Lieberman, Boxer, and Clinton. He's a Liberal.

Guppy February 15, 2012 at 1:16 pm

He worked with Hillz to keep "inappropriate content" out of video games. Inappropriate content like the manly violence going on behind him.

paris biltong February 15, 2012 at 1:18 pm

He evidently lost because he was willing to work with Democrats. He's now learned his lesson… and will lose again. Next time he'll probably start his own party.

SolitaireRose February 15, 2012 at 1:24 pm

Worst Wresltemania since Hulk Hogan fought Sgt Slaughter…and Slaughter was a turncoat who supported Saddam Hussein.

Pres.Beeblebrox February 15, 2012 at 1:51 pm

This is Exhibit AAA in The Case of Why Santorum Lost to Bob Casey by Eight Bazillion Points.

Groupshrug February 15, 2012 at 2:00 pm

I like the ad's contention that that there are pro wrestling fans, that agree with his platform of limiting inappropriate material in video games.

smokefilledroommate February 15, 2012 at 2:22 pm

Wrestling Name/Persona: Mr. Bipartisan. Let's get ready to CRUMMMBLE!

friendlyskies February 15, 2012 at 3:11 pm

Watch, though. The Christian conservatives won't even be offended by the fabulous gay camp, since they're a bunch of closet cases anyway. But they'll be all "OMG he worked with Hilary Clinton and Barbara Boxer? Uncleeaan!

Callyson February 15, 2012 at 5:29 pm

People who live in glass closets shouldn't throw wrestlers around.

ttommyunger February 15, 2012 at 9:17 pm

Nope, not gonna watch it, not gonna do it, wouldn't be prudent at this juncture, not gonna do it…..fap, fap, fap.

Spurning Beer February 16, 2012 at 8:20 am

So the real recipe for santorum also includes energy shake and anabolic steroids.

MinAgain February 16, 2012 at 12:50 pm

"What do you make of this?"
"I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl."

ttommyunger February 16, 2012 at 1:13 pm

There's orange juice in the fridge.

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