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For Old Time’s Sake, Here’s Rick Santorum’s 2006 Gay Wrestling Ad

Let’s see, gay wrestlers all humping on each other? Check. Pudgy Rick Santorum smiling and winking? Yep. Praise for Hillary Clinton and Barbara Boxer? Oh hell yeah. This is Rick Santorum’s victory video for his 2006 Senate re-election campaign, which he lost by an astonishing 18 points. [BuzzFeed]

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31 comments

        1. Tundra Grifter

          I see the GNoPee Clown Car pull up the curb and empty out, and think I picked a heck of a week to stop sniffing glue.

          1. LetUsBray

            It's probably time to face up to the reality that there's never a *good* week to quit sniffing glue.

  1. ThundercatHo

    I don't think it's gay. I think he's very manly especially at the end when he punches that big, mean looking guy. He's really just like Steven Seagal. Maybe him and Thad can make a video where they fight Barbara Boxer and Hillary Clinton on top of a train.

  2. SorosBot

    Now pro wrestling's just a bunch of big manly men, showing off their muscles wearing nothing but briefs and slamming each other into the ground. Where could you get the idea that there's anything homoerotic about that? Next you'll claim that football's tackling and ass-patting is homoerotic too.

  3. SayItWithWookies

    Rick seems awfully comfortable in a ring with a bunch of hairless, muscular, sweating masked men. This must be why they love him at CPAC.

  4. Guppy

    He worked with Hillz to keep "inappropriate content" out of video games. Inappropriate content like the manly violence going on behind him.

  5. paris biltong

    He evidently lost because he was willing to work with Democrats. He's now learned his lesson… and will lose again. Next time he'll probably start his own party.

  6. SolitaireRose

    Worst Wresltemania since Hulk Hogan fought Sgt Slaughter…and Slaughter was a turncoat who supported Saddam Hussein.

  7. Groupshrug

    I like the ad's contention that that there are pro wrestling fans, that agree with his platform of limiting inappropriate material in video games.

  8. friendlyskies

    Watch, though. The Christian conservatives won't even be offended by the fabulous gay camp, since they're a bunch of closet cases anyway. But they'll be all "OMG he worked with Hilary Clinton and Barbara Boxer? Uncleeaan!

  9. ttommyunger

    Nope, not gonna watch it, not gonna do it, wouldn't be prudent at this juncture, not gonna do it…..fap, fap, fap.

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