Let’s see, gay wrestlers all humping on each other? Check. Pudgy Rick Santorum smiling and winking? Yep. Praise for Hillary Clinton and Barbara Boxer? Oh hell yeah. This is Rick Santorum’s victory video for his 2006 Senate re-election campaign, which he lost by an astonishing 18 points. [BuzzFeed]
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Captain Oveur: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators? Rick Santorum does!
Surely you jest!
Stop calling me "Shirley!"
"Unger, Over…"
I see the GNoPee Clown Car pull up the curb and empty out, and think I picked a heck of a week to stop sniffing glue.
sumpin' ain't it?
It's probably time to face up to the reality that there's never a *good* week to quit sniffing glue.
That's so fabulously gay.
Santorum was teabagging before teabagging was cool.
Where's his Slim Jim?
Wow! Give Santorum credit! There are very few men who can knock out a professional wrestler with the stench of their armpit.
Needz moar sweater vests.
I don't think it's gay. I think he's very manly especially at the end when he punches that big, mean looking guy. He's really just like Steven Seagal. Maybe him and Thad can make a video where they fight Barbara Boxer and Hillary Clinton on top of a train.
He said if he lost re-election the terrorists would win. And so they have.
I'm Rick Santorum, and I want to be fucked by every last one of those beefcakes behind me.
Obviously Santorum doesn't want to be president, he wants to be WWE champion.
Hard hitting ads like that and he still lost?! Go figure.
Now pro wrestling's just a bunch of big manly men, showing off their muscles wearing nothing but briefs and slamming each other into the ground. Where could you get the idea that there's anything homoerotic about that? Next you'll claim that football's tackling and ass-patting is homoerotic too.
Rick seems awfully comfortable in a ring with a bunch of hairless, muscular, sweating masked men. This must be why they love him at CPAC.
Wow. He sponsored bills with Lieberman, Boxer, and Clinton. He's a Liberal.
He worked with Hillz to keep "inappropriate content" out of video games. Inappropriate content like the manly violence going on behind him.
He evidently lost because he was willing to work with Democrats. He's now learned his lesson… and will lose again. Next time he'll probably start his own party.
Worst Wresltemania since Hulk Hogan fought Sgt Slaughter…and Slaughter was a turncoat who supported Saddam Hussein.
This is Exhibit AAA in The Case of Why Santorum Lost to Bob Casey by Eight Bazillion Points.
I like the ad's contention that that there are pro wrestling fans, that agree with his platform of limiting inappropriate material in video games.
Wrestling Name/Persona: Mr. Bipartisan. Let's get ready to CRUMMMBLE!
Watch, though. The Christian conservatives won't even be offended by the fabulous gay camp, since they're a bunch of closet cases anyway. But they'll be all "OMG he worked with Hilary Clinton and Barbara Boxer? Uncleeaan!
People who live in glass closets shouldn't throw wrestlers around.
Nope, not gonna watch it, not gonna do it, wouldn't be prudent at this juncture, not gonna do it…..fap, fap, fap.
So the real recipe for santorum also includes energy shake and anabolic steroids.
"What do you make of this?"
"I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl."
There's orange juice in the fridge.
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