OOOH looks like Chuck Grassley has a little competish on the Twitters today in the illiterate Republican lawmaker category! South Carolina Rep. Thad Viers is going to get every straight dude in America laid on Valentine’s Day, with his foolproof list of tips. Pay close attention! Thad is living proof of his romantic wisdom — just ask his ex-girlfriend, who had him arrested a few weeks ago on charges of first-degree harassment. More smokin’ hawt RULEZ 4 ROMEOZ after the jump!!!

Oh just move over already, Dr. Drew:

It’s like if Charlie Sheen won election to state office. [Twitter/ Corey Hutchins]

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