OH COME ON ALREADY  3:26 pm February 13, 2012

Chris Christie Looks Forward To Screaming Down Gay Marriage Bill

by Jim Newell

You take back the curse but the world just gets worse, as you wonder about how someone could become so fat and so proud off the damage they've doneNew Jersey’s Senate passed a gay marriage bill today! Now it will go to the state Assembly, which will pass it, because Assemblies pass everything. Then it will hit the desk of the good Governor Sandwiches of New Jersey, Chris Christie, who will veto it and then curse out some teachers, for his breakfast dessert.

Democrats in the state won’t have the numbers to overturn Christie’s veto, so there is not likely to be any married gay sexytime in the filthy toxic beach death state anytime soon. But since when has a lack of success ever stopped Democrats from patting themselves on the back and celebrating? From the Star-Ledger:

Gay marriage opponents say such a stalemate will put New Jersey’s 10-year debate on ice for a long time. Supporters, however, will treat a vote by both houses as an important milestone in a fight they will continue to wage.

“I don’t think there’s one civil rights leader in the South who thought ending segregation would be a slam dunk on the first time out,” said Assemblyman Reed Gusciora (D-Mercer), New Jersey’s first openly gay lawmaker.

Steven Goldstein, chairman of the gay rights advocacy group Garden State Equality, said the group will celebrate if it passes.
“This week’s marriage equality votes are like the World Series, the Super Bowl and a Barbra Streisand concert all wrapped up in one,” he said.

Here’s some good news for the homosexuals of Washington state, though, that just popped up on the Twitter: “Washington state to become the 7th in the nation to allow gay marriage as governor signs bill into law.” Now Bill Gates can finally marry that other guy from Washington state; congrats to both!

 
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nounverb911 February 13, 2012 at 3:27 pm

Chrispie Chrispie should just shut up, come out to Washington and take it like a man.
Gregoire signs gay marriage into law

emmelemm February 13, 2012 at 3:29 pm

I came here to point this out! And you already have!

Yay Washington.

weej_bain February 13, 2012 at 3:29 pm

Yeah, Chris Gregoire is signing ghey marriage bill today.

BigDumbRedDog February 13, 2012 at 3:48 pm

I'm making a list of names to call the referendum signature gatherers I see out in front of QFC next week.

I_P February 13, 2012 at 6:13 pm

Me too. I'm going to start with "You tremendous cockwagon."

orygoon February 13, 2012 at 3:59 pm

Gay marriage to the North of us! Gay marriage to the South of us! (Orygoon ducks head in shame.)

Lascauxcaveman February 13, 2012 at 4:15 pm

Legalized dope is up next, for us Washingtonians.

I won't take up smoking it again, but it'll be fun to see those state-operated marijuana stores take a big bite outta the dope-dealing ganstas' turf.

Clancy_Pants February 13, 2012 at 3:30 pm

Christie doesn't need to scream it down. He just needs to sit on it.

BaldarTFlagass February 13, 2012 at 3:31 pm

Haven't all the gay people left New Jersey, by now?

Spurning Beer February 13, 2012 at 3:49 pm

Vito Spatafore "left" New Jersey, yeah.

hebmskebm February 13, 2012 at 3:55 pm

I still remember hearing audible screams when his head popped up in that car from the dorms around me when watching that episode in college.

vulpes82 February 13, 2012 at 4:29 pm

No, we're still here! We can be boring suburbanites, too, you know.

Thurman Munster IV February 13, 2012 at 3:32 pm

Now Bill Gates can finally marry that other guy from Washington state; congrats to both! Ichiro Suzuki?

nounverb911 February 13, 2012 at 3:39 pm

Will Ichiro get all testy if Gates bats first?

Thurman Munster IV February 13, 2012 at 3:41 pm

According to Alvy Singer, you can make it last longer if you think of baseball. Slide!

Baconzgood February 13, 2012 at 3:32 pm

(Insert Snookie snark here)

HarryButtle February 13, 2012 at 3:33 pm

“This week’s marriage equality votes are like the World Series, the Super Bowl and a Barbra Streisand concert all wrapped up in one,” he said.

One of these things is not like the others, one of these things just doesn't belong, one of these things is not like the others, can you tell before I finish my song?

Come here a minute February 13, 2012 at 3:33 pm

“I don’t think there’s one civil rights leader in the South who thought ending segregation would be a slam dunk on the first time out,” said Assemblyman Reed Gusciora (D-Mercer), New Jersey’s first openly gay lawmaker.

Give me a break — we're supposed to believe the guy with the sports metaphor is gay?

On the other hand, Sports plus Barbra = Fabulous!

ph7 February 13, 2012 at 3:33 pm

Look at it this way, Chris – it will double your chances for a wedding dinner invitation.

OC_Surf_Serf February 13, 2012 at 3:34 pm

Chris Christie Looks Forward To Breakfast, Brunch, Lunch, Dinner, Supper, Dessert.

/fixed

comrad_darkness February 13, 2012 at 5:33 pm

. . . second breakfast, second lunch, tea time, midnight snack . . .

MosesInvests February 13, 2012 at 6:24 pm

I don't think he's heard of second breakfast, Pip.

LagunaB February 13, 2012 at 9:13 pm

Desert, desert, sugar, sugar, meat, pork, fat, fat, fat.

MittBorg February 13, 2012 at 11:21 pm

You forgot "elevenses."

Negropolis February 14, 2012 at 1:49 am

You forgot Taco Bell's Fourthmeal, which comes after dessert.

BaldarTFlagass February 13, 2012 at 3:34 pm

"like the World Series, the Super Bowl and a Barbra Streisand concert all wrapped up in one,”

What, no love for Judy Garland?

Baconzgood February 13, 2012 at 3:42 pm

Or Cher.

Guppy February 13, 2012 at 4:59 pm

She hasn't toured much lately.

MittBorg February 13, 2012 at 11:22 pm

You're getting OLD, dood.

SheriffRoscoe February 13, 2012 at 3:35 pm

To become legal in NJ, gay marriage legislation would have to get around Chris Christie, which light itself cannot do.

starfanglednut February 13, 2012 at 3:41 pm

Black hole libel!

SheriffRoscoe February 13, 2012 at 3:42 pm

Christie's pie hole is the event horizon LMAO.

LagunaB February 13, 2012 at 9:17 pm

M theory, multiple universes, 10 dimensions = Chris Christy.

Joshua Norton February 13, 2012 at 3:35 pm

so there is not likely to be any married gay sexytime

Needs more cliche bumper sticker slogans! Activate hind brain implants in Reptilian footsoldiers.

Transmitting….

"It’s Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.”

End Transmission.

phlox✔ February 13, 2012 at 6:57 pm

It's Adam and Yves, not Adam and Eve.

LagunaB February 13, 2012 at 9:22 pm

Adam and Adam, Eve and Eve. Or if you continue to fuck with women's rights, it is nothing. Make your own breakfast, lunch, dinner, cook, clean, shop. And No Sex.

MittBorg February 13, 2012 at 11:23 pm

Lysistrata?

ifthethunderdontgetya February 13, 2012 at 3:36 pm

Then it will hit the desk of the good Governor Sandwiches of New Jersey, Chris Christie, who will veto it and then curse out some teachers, for his breakfast dessert.

And then the gasbags who write for the New York Times will once again hyperventilate about their love for Governor Fatty McFatass and their dreams that he'll save the Gross Old Pervert party.

(Presumably not by riding in on a white horse, as he'd squash it…maybe while sitting in a big white stretch humvee limo.)
~

BerkeleyBear February 13, 2012 at 4:01 pm

Carried in a sling under a white helicopter a la Dumbo Drop.

kissawookiee February 13, 2012 at 4:06 pm

Riding a white whale. A white whale, riding.

Chillwillard February 13, 2012 at 3:37 pm

Christie will reject this law faster than a Jenny Craig diet.

Andrew Drinker February 13, 2012 at 3:37 pm

“This week’s marriage equality votes are like the World Series, the Super Bowl and a Barbra Streisand concert all wrapped up in one,” he said.

That sounds horrible, but I'm glad they voted to legalize it anyway.

flamingpdog February 13, 2012 at 3:38 pm

Why aren't the Democratic legislators in New Jersey doing important things, like passing an amendment to the New Jersey constitution prohibiting anyone who doesn't have a neck from being elected governor?

Fare la Volpe February 13, 2012 at 4:03 pm

Then New Jersey would never have a governor again, duh.

LagunaB February 13, 2012 at 9:25 pm

Or a gov with a neck And a brain. Duh.

Negropolis February 14, 2012 at 1:52 am

But, Corzine, McGreevy and the rest all had necks.

coolhandnuke February 13, 2012 at 3:38 pm

Christie caption:
"There are three things my flatulence can do, clear the upper deck at Yankee Stadium, turn your mom's apple pie cooling on the window sill into Chernobyl, and bring tears to a bald eagle."

orygoon February 13, 2012 at 3:39 pm

I'm turned off by the Fatty-American demographic being allowed to marry.

swordfis February 13, 2012 at 4:12 pm

Yes. I've thought about this a lot, unfortunately. Many heterosexual fellow Americans, immensely overweight, hideous and abysmally stupid, are opposed to gay marriage, while they are allowed to reproduce? It's a lucky for them that eugenics has been discredited.

starfanglednut February 13, 2012 at 3:39 pm

Christie just wants the gays to stay unattached, so he can more easily chase them down and eat them.

meatlofer February 13, 2012 at 3:39 pm

Well it's legal on other planets like Chris Christie.

facehead February 13, 2012 at 3:39 pm

I hope he's carpet bombed by glitter for the next decade.

starfanglednut February 13, 2012 at 3:44 pm

That would require more glitter than the glitter factories produce in a year.

emmelemm February 13, 2012 at 3:48 pm

Think of the JOBS!!!

New glitter factories for all!

jus_wonderin February 13, 2012 at 3:57 pm

I am going to buy some stock in whatever glitter is made of.

Fare la Volpe February 13, 2012 at 4:05 pm

IT'S MADE OF PEOPLE!!!

Andrew Drinker February 13, 2012 at 3:44 pm

That's a LOT of glitter. Woo mama!

BlackRhino February 13, 2012 at 3:48 pm

There ain’t that much damn glitter in the omniverse.

pinkocommi February 13, 2012 at 3:40 pm

If I got to vote on whether Chris Christie could legally marry – or even have sex with – anyone every again, my vote would be a resounding "no."

kissawookiee February 13, 2012 at 4:07 pm

In order to have sex, he kinda needs to be able to see/reach his penis. I am hazarding a guess that hasn't happened since sometime in 1995, and even then the Jaws of Life were involved.

comrad_darkness February 13, 2012 at 5:35 pm

Belly dancing was invented for powerful men with his build. (sorry if I ruined belly dancing for you…)

kissawookiee February 13, 2012 at 5:39 pm

You just ruined belly dancing AND dancing dancing. Pork belly may be off the table now too, forever. Thanks.

LagunaB February 13, 2012 at 9:28 pm

Oh, cum on, he is on his back. Do you have no sense of imagination? He can stand?

MittBorg February 13, 2012 at 11:27 pm

You and about 250 million other people who are *totally* squicked out that anyone/thing resembling Chris Chrispy is allowed to do teh sexaytime without sling supports.

KeepFnThatChicken February 13, 2012 at 3:44 pm

This is good news for Jay & Silent Bob!

DaRooster February 13, 2012 at 3:44 pm

“This week’s marriage equality votes are like the World Series, the Super Bowl and a Barbra Streisand concert all wrapped up in one,”

2 of these are fabulous…

prommie February 13, 2012 at 3:44 pm

This is a poke in the eye for Governor Hugeass McLardyFatty McFat-Fat-so-Fat-that-he-eats-everything-and-he's-fat-and-smells-like-a-smelly-fatass. The Dems are trying to embarrass him in front of his conservative friends, they know he can't sign it, because then the pigfuckers of South Kakalakee would never nominate him to gasp and wheeze and fly in a helicopter (cause he can't RUN, get it?) to within 100 feet of being the fattest fat president ever to sit AROUND the White House and be fat.

SheriffRoscoe February 13, 2012 at 3:45 pm

I don't consider any Chris Christie thread complete without one of your comments my dear.

prommie February 13, 2012 at 3:51 pm

Vile fat fuck, grrrrrr, grrr, fat fucker, grrrr, mumble mumble growl . . .fatty fat fucker. . . .grrr

Fare la Volpe February 13, 2012 at 4:08 pm

Somewhere on the internet a chubbie chaser just popped a rockin' boner.

Chet Kincaid February 13, 2012 at 4:15 pm

Didn't Spielberg produce a movie about Chubbie Chasers back in the '90s? They drove around rural America using special equipment called "their eyes."

Negligently_Joe February 13, 2012 at 4:44 pm

Here's my favorite bit of Presidential trivia: William Howard Taft is the only President who also served as Chief Justice of the Supreme Court. He's also the only President to get himself stuck in the Presidential Bath Tub. Only one of these two things is well-known historical fact.

On the other hand, if Chris Christie were to become president??

He'd still be a complete asshole.

GOPCrusher February 13, 2012 at 5:21 pm

William Howard Taft is also credited with creating the time honored baseball tradition called The Seventh Inning Stretch, when he stood up and pulled the underwear out of the crack of his ass.

Negropolis February 14, 2012 at 1:58 am

He was also famous for walking to the Supreme Court nearly the day until he died. You hear that, Governor Goombah? Take the hint.

GOPCrusher February 13, 2012 at 5:19 pm

Wait a minute. Are you trying to say that Chris Christie is fat? Because I'm getting that impression.

MittBorg February 13, 2012 at 11:28 pm

Let me guess: you have a thing about fat?

DaSandman February 13, 2012 at 3:46 pm

Well, if mo's were made of donuts and brisket, they'd have more of a chance with His Honor the Walking Stomach.

prommie February 13, 2012 at 3:47 pm

He has announced, this is a true story, fatty mcfattypants has announced, that he plans to follow this year's Bruce Springsteen tour like a deadhead, and therefore he will be out of the State a lot going to Bruce concerts. I hope Bruce calls him the fuck out from the stage, the fat fucking fatty smelly fat fucker. There is video of him singing Born to Run at his own inauguration, there are no words for the horror.

Dashboard Buddha February 13, 2012 at 3:53 pm

LOL…Chris Christie…Born.To.Run.??? Dude needs a helicopter to move 100 yards. I can just see Bruce bringing him on stage and getting him to sing and then holding Meatloaf's oxygen bottle just out of reach.

ManchuCandidate February 13, 2012 at 3:58 pm

You're being mean. Christie was born to run to the buffet but he just won't leave it.

MittBorg February 13, 2012 at 11:31 pm

Born to Run? From what, his infuriated constituents?

Holy gee, are all these fat, motherfucking dumbassed no-talent Whitey McRepublicans going to start yodeling every chance they get now? Because I might have to have my fucking eardrums surgically removed.

BarackMyWorld February 13, 2012 at 3:47 pm

Someone should remind the Republicans that gays don't need contraceptives, since that seems to be their main priority now.

Come here a minute February 13, 2012 at 3:50 pm

They also have very few abortions.

Schmannnity February 13, 2012 at 3:50 pm

This is not surprising for a state which doesn't even let you put a gas hose in your own car's tank.

dijetlo February 13, 2012 at 4:09 pm

Jerbs

emmelemm February 13, 2012 at 4:30 pm

Minimum wage JERBS!!!

Chet Kincaid February 13, 2012 at 4:35 pm

Really? They still have gas station attendants, by law?

emmelemm February 13, 2012 at 7:58 pm

New Jersey and Oregon: where you are NOT ALLOWED, by law, to pump your own gas.

True story.

MittBorg February 13, 2012 at 11:34 pm

I never drove through NJ, but I did drive through Oregon en route to BC, and it was the greatest shock of my life to have gas pumped for me for the first time in, what, 30 years?

prommie February 13, 2012 at 3:53 pm

You watch, there will be lots of pointing of the vile fat kielbasa-finger of doom at people, too, from the disgusting wallowing oceanic-tide-inducing governor gravitywell.

Indiepalin February 13, 2012 at 3:53 pm

The legislature may pass this law, but a potential Christie veto carries a lot of weight.

CessnaDriver February 13, 2012 at 9:27 pm

Fat chance of him signing it.

BigDumbRedDog February 13, 2012 at 3:54 pm

Ha ha. My governor not only signed gay marriage into law today but also happens to not be a morbidly obese bag of gas.

Fare la Volpe February 13, 2012 at 4:10 pm

And a lady person of vaginal persuasion.

MittBorg February 13, 2012 at 11:35 pm

I swear, Vaginal-Americans have been WAY better to us of late than Penile-Americans.

anniegetyerfun February 13, 2012 at 4:17 pm

We need to get that on the license plates up in heeyah.

anniegetyerfun February 13, 2012 at 3:55 pm

My lovely state of Washington did something right. Now I don't have to move to California. Although I miss the vitamin D.

Fare la Volpe February 13, 2012 at 4:09 pm

Sunshine is overrated.

Sincerely,
Vampires

anniegetyerfun February 13, 2012 at 4:18 pm

I'll rephrase – I miss having a functioning thyroid.

emmelemm February 13, 2012 at 4:30 pm

Vitamin D! Now in pill form!

anniegetyerfun February 13, 2012 at 4:34 pm

Not the same.

Local_Mojo February 13, 2012 at 3:58 pm

Think of this way, Chris: it would mean more wedding receptions.

Cake!

MittBorg February 13, 2012 at 11:38 pm

You have NO idea how much $$$ gay weddinging creates. Think caterers, florists, photographers, bands, space rental, champagne, limos, tux rentals, clothing rentals in general, and all the partying like only gay folks can party.

Srsly. It brought in huge amounts of $$$ when it was first allowed in these heah parts. I mean, only so many straight people will marry per year. But gay folks have been waiting for DECADES, some of 'em, to get married. Pass the damn laws and get the hell out of our way, 'cos we're gonna have us a PAR-TAY!

SayItWithWookies February 13, 2012 at 3:59 pm

Or, they say, Christie, already a prospect to join Mitt Romney’s ticket if he wins the GOP presidential nomination, could leave New Jersey politics and free GOP lawmakers afraid to cross him.

Don't fear, pro-gay-marriage Republicans (?!) — it gets better. Unless Romney doesn't win the nomination, which is increasingly likely, in which case you may as well stand up to that screaming nonsensical jackass who's fucking up your state.

MozakiBlocks February 13, 2012 at 4:07 pm

Oh, the fun to be had at the VP debate if Christie is on the ticket.

SheriffRoscoe February 13, 2012 at 4:01 pm

"Democrats in the state won’t have the numbers to overturn Christie’s veto"

How can you be sure, Newell? Have you looked under the folds?

meatlofer February 13, 2012 at 4:05 pm

Just slip it in with his charges from the Golden Corral he'll sign it into law!

Chet Kincaid February 13, 2012 at 4:24 pm

Did they just expand into Illinois? Just in the last month, I've started seeing TV spots for this "Golden Corral" and their disgusting waterfall of chocolate that toddlers can stick their feet into and then lick them off. Is the CDC aware of this?!

40 or 50 % McShineys February 13, 2012 at 5:24 pm

Don't let Chris Christie near any chocolate-covered toddlers. Just sayin'

emmelemm February 13, 2012 at 7:59 pm

"Get in mah belly!"

MittBorg February 13, 2012 at 11:54 pm

What the FUCK?

Chet Kincaid February 14, 2012 at 9:36 am

I know you're a gourmand, so I hate to do this to you, but…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLJHYOOjRtM

MittBorg February 14, 2012 at 7:39 pm

Sweet CHRIST!! This is not food! I hate to think of how many grams of legally permitted rat hair and feces is circulating through that fucking fountain.

Thank you very much, Chet. I'm off to heave my colon out through my guggle.

Goonemeritus February 13, 2012 at 4:05 pm

Christie while undoubtedly a hateful conservative troll on most issues, publicly has been kind of why would I care on marriage equality. For years the Republicans have been using this as a wedge issue to drive voter turnout. In this case the left is doing it to force Christie to go on record one way or the other. Whichever choice he makes it will hurt his party in the Garden State. I love that at least in the North East this Wedge is working against Republicans.

40 or 50 % McShineys February 13, 2012 at 5:28 pm

"Care for a gay marriage bill, Mister Christie? It's waffer thin!"

Callyson February 13, 2012 at 4:06 pm

These assholes. First they said that gay marriage should not be imposed by the courts, but should be voted on by the elected officials. Now that they're doing so in NJ, where polls show a majority of Garden State residents support marriage equality, no dice.
But a hint of optimism from the NJ Star Ledger:
Christie, already a prospect to join Mitt Romney’s ticket if he wins the GOP presidential nomination, could leave New Jersey politics and free GOP lawmakers afraid to cross him.
So I guess that means I'm rooting for Mittens to win the bloodbath that is the GOP nomination…

GOPCrusher February 13, 2012 at 5:27 pm

But Christie made several mentions before the Iowa Caucuses that he had no intentions of running for President and no intentions of being a Vice President candidate if he was asked.
Are you indicating that he may have been less than truthful?

ShaveTheWhales February 14, 2012 at 12:27 am

Or maybe it's the media, who just won't let the fat fuck go, no matter how many times he says NFW.

BaldarTFlagass February 13, 2012 at 4:09 pm

There's an interesting program just came on Netflix Streaming with Steven van Zandt, about him as a mobster on the Witness Protection Program hiding out in Lillehammer, Norway. Called "Lilyhammer," co-produced and co-written by Silvio Dante himself. Typical "Fish out of water" fare, not quite up to Sopranos quality but pretty interesting and a nice fix if you don't feel like re-watching all 80-odd Sopranos episodes at the present time…

johnnymeatworth February 13, 2012 at 4:14 pm

Governor Fattypants vetos more sane, responsible legislation before his elevenses than most thinner governors veto all day.

prommie February 13, 2012 at 4:16 pm

I once saw him out at an italian restaurant eating second lunch.

emmelemm February 13, 2012 at 4:31 pm

Fourthmeal?

I mean, fourteenth meal?

MittBorg February 13, 2012 at 11:56 pm

Sounds like my Maine Coons. Seventeen meals a day, whether or not they need 'em. Which is why they were always known as Hernia Boy and Little Sheep.

Steverino247 February 13, 2012 at 5:08 pm

I'll have what they're having?

What who's having?

The 254th Infantry Regiment.

ShaveTheWhales February 14, 2012 at 12:28 am

And his hair was "meh".

MinAgain February 13, 2012 at 4:18 pm

Then it will hit the desk of the good Governor Sandwiches of New Jersey, Chris Christie, who will veto it and then eat it for breakfast.

Fixed that for ya.

Chet Kincaid February 13, 2012 at 4:20 pm

The only thing that could stay the pen is a rider granting Christie the first piece top level of cake at all gay weddings.

poorgradstudent February 13, 2012 at 4:22 pm

I don't see what the problem is. Just tell him he'd have to climb some stairs in order to sign the veto.

johnnyzhivago February 13, 2012 at 4:24 pm

I don't get it – if marriage is only between a man and a woman, how did Mrs. Christie get to marry a hippopodomous?

CapnFatback February 13, 2012 at 4:33 pm

I don't know whether you've ever met "Gay Marriage" Bill, but he's got a set of lungs on him that could rival Christie's. Now had you said that Christie looked forward to gulping down "Gay Marriage" Bill, there'd be some reason for concern.

owhatever February 13, 2012 at 4:33 pm

When you think brokered convention, think of Governor Krispy Kreme.

Limeylizzie February 13, 2012 at 4:46 pm

Fuck him.

Beowoof February 13, 2012 at 4:59 pm

That could be a crushing assignment if he is on top.

barto February 13, 2012 at 4:46 pm

That's Christie ordering three fingers of Johnny Walker to celebrate smacking down the gays!

IceCreamEmpress February 13, 2012 at 5:13 pm

The hypochristie of it all! Especially seeing as Chris Christie himself represents the union of two men into one through the bonds of holy fatrimony.

MittBorg February 13, 2012 at 11:57 pm

May I steal that entire comment? Will attribute, soon's I figure out what I want to do with it.

mookwrthwilson February 13, 2012 at 8:41 pm

If they amend the bill forcing all married couples to give tubbo a piece of cake from each gay wedding, he would sign this bitch in a second.

ElPinche February 13, 2012 at 9:21 pm

Hope he doesn't eat gay marriage.

ttommyunger February 13, 2012 at 10:45 pm

Looking good, Governor; have you lost weight? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Negropolis February 14, 2012 at 1:55 am

How about this piece of legislation: You can't see your dick over your stomach, you can't be allowed to marry?

Negropolis February 14, 2012 at 2:05 am

You want to know the terrible thing about this? From his previous comments, it's pretty obvious Christie doesn't give a flying fuck whether or not two women or two dudes marry each other. He doing this cynical purely for political reasons.

Same thing happened here in Michigan. While other states are extending rights, Rick Michigan (Guv Snyder) caved to conservative pressure in the legislature taking away benefits from public employee with domestic partners when everyone knows that the guy couldn't care less about someone else's sexuality. Hell, his company had same sex benefits when he was CEO of Gateway.

sewollef February 14, 2012 at 11:06 am

Anymore?

Spurning Beer February 14, 2012 at 6:44 pm

You disrespectin' the Bing, my friend?

gurukalehuru February 14, 2012 at 11:07 am

Is Fatty "Fatso" McFattingale the new Dame Peggington Nooningtonhamshire, where we just get more and more absurd and elaborate with their names? I'm just trying to keep my memes straight.

Another similarity between Governor Gargantua and Dame Lady Pegaline Nonny-Nonny-hey-Nonny-Nonny is that i don't really hate him quite as much as the other baggers. On one or two occasions, he has actually said things which made sense.

WeHaveIssues February 14, 2012 at 1:17 pm

Let the gays marry or we slash the tires on every Twinkies truck trying to enter New Jersey.

Bonghits4Jesus February 15, 2012 at 12:08 am

Chris Christie: the epitomé of the conservative movement. They don't get any more constipated that that!

flamingpdog February 14, 2012 at 12:12 am

The glitterati?

Negropolis February 14, 2012 at 1:54 am

Mariah Carey libel!

Chet Kincaid February 14, 2012 at 9:37 pm

It's the Kincaid Cleanse! I'll bill you.

MittBorg February 15, 2012 at 12:09 am

I'd say something snarky, but I'm too busy hurling.

Oh! If you have Netflix? Be sure to catch this movie: Delhi Belly. Yes, it has barfacious bits, which is why I thought of it just now. But it's hilariously funny and surprisingly good for a Bollywood movie.

Chet Kincaid February 15, 2012 at 9:35 am

There is also a youtube video of one of those chocolate fountains malfunctioning that will rip all of the "good" bacteria and a layer of stomach lining out of your gut. It's hilarious, though. But I'll spare ya.

MittBorg February 15, 2012 at 2:08 pm

Thank you, thank you, thank you. (Bows deeply, backs away, still hurling into bag)

Note to self: NO googling YouTube for Golden Corral, chocolate fountains, or chocolate malfunction EVAH.

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