Vainglorious turd blossom Newt Gingrich is running out of wealthy dupes to write him checks allowing him to prolong his hilariously doomed book-tour candidacy, so he is out with a tragic new campaign ad, which as one can see from the screen grab mostly features Newt begging for treats like a dazed zoo seal performing his one trick “standing around seeming visionary” for Callista’s smartphone camera. Humiliating video after the jump!
We did not watch past the first fourteen seconds of this, so it’s possible he announces he is dropping out of the race at the end, or maybe it even has some images of him swapping spit with his new mistress, Rick Perry. Let us know if that is the case.
Will a cheap, poorly edited ad help Newt Gingrich win the race? “Mr. Gingrich has put little effort into building a network of fund-raisers, focusing instead on the debates,” rules the New York Times. So NO, the end. [YouTube/New York Times]