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Your Wonkette was walking through the hallway at CPAC on Friday only to find this pagan shouting dance underway to celebrate Mitt Romney, conservatives’ cherished leader.

This is the first time we have ever seen human beings excited about Mitt Romney in person. It was terrifying. But were all Mitt Romney supporters this rowdy, at CPAC? Read this analysis by some jerk in The Guardian!

Okay, enough self-whoring for now.

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