How Much Were These People Paid To Like Mitt Romney?

Your Wonkette was walking through the hallway at CPAC on Friday only to findthispagan shouting dance underway to celebrate Mitt Romney, conservatives' cherished leader.

This is the first time we have ever seen human beings excited about Mitt Romney in person. It was terrifying. But wereallMitt Romney supporters this rowdy, at CPAC? Read this analysis by some jerk inThe Guardian!

Okay, enough self-whoring for now.