Here is more fun typing from our contributor, Bilbo!
By Bilbo
Thankfully for the world, and reality, CPAC somewhat peacefully come to an end Saturday afternoon, at least the official administrative meeting and speechifying and seminaring and workshopping “official schedule” part of it, and it seems to have ended with the world intact, and no signs of the four horsemen of the Apocalypse, which is about the only positive thing to say at this point. Because this monstrosity of a “conference,” in all of its full unrealistic, surreal, dishonest, slanted and bizarro glory, has ended with what else but a horrifying, terrifying, completely lie-filled distortion of time, space and reality in the form of a “speech” by one of the more grotesque symbols of CPAC terror, Alaska’s own mamma grizzly, Sarah Palin.
From 4:42 p.m. until about 5:19 p.m., if you can imagine surviving that long, Palin speechified in the Marriott Ballroom at the Marriott Wardman Park Hotel Wonderland Amusement Park [& Conference Centre -- Ed.] about all sorts of truth-defying, lie-inducing, reality-denying, delusion-inspiring wonders of unreality. Thus the only way to accurately, objectively–yes, objectively–report on this delusion is call it Deconstructing Sarah Palin.
Palin, as if running for something other than Reality Show President of the World and Conservative Conference Speaker of the Year, tore into everything Obamaesque and tore it up with easy catchphrases about everything near and dear to her dwindling, equally delusional fan base–the extreme far-righters whose credo incredibly remains, in 2012, a political world continually centered around scarifying old reliables such as abortion, guns, religion, the military and big government. It is most interesting to note that 99 percent of what Palin said is completely, wholly, utterly untrue and a lie.
Palin said that the Obama administration created “a sinking ship” of financial problems, has created “trillions in debt” due to incompetence, and has “no plan to stop it…no plan.” Wrong. Of course, the Obama administration has not created any sinking ship of financial problems–his administration inherited it from the administration of George W. Bush, which increased the size of the federal government in all sorts of fun, crazy ways. And of course the Obama administration has several plans to decrease the federal deficit, decrease the size of the federal government, and work towards an actual budget surplus, not a deficit. The Obama administration has a deficit-reduction commission, and has commissioned another panel, or two, to literally decrease the size of the federal government.
Palin said Obama “barely mentioned” unemployment in his recent State of the Union address. Wrong. In fact, the core and central point of the address was jobs, employment, manufacturing and getting people back to work. Of course the administration is focused on, and working on, employment and decreasing unemployment.
Palin said there has “never been” such a disconnect between a president and the populace. Wrong. Reference points: The Nixon, Reagan, Bush I and Bush II presidencies, especially, oh, the Nixon adminstration circa 1972 to 1974. Palin bashed Obama on the pipeline decision and the solar energy company decisions. Obama said the government needs more time to study the pipeline–which is smart–and the Obama administration worked to study solar energy as an alternate energy source–which, you guessed it, some Republicans have said the country needs to do. Of course.
Palin went on a crazed stream-of-unconsciousness rant and said Obama doesn’t care about God or guns and women and religion. Wrong. Obama recently said in several interviews that he is a man of faith, he does go to church, he is for normal, civilized gun restrictions, and he supports a woman’s right to choose. In that respect, he does indeed care about women very much. Palin said the Obama administration likes to share military secrets “with the Kremlin.” That should be news to the Defense Department, the Homeland Security Department, the Justice Department and the 16 or 20 or so federal government intelligence agencies.
Palin’s entire speech was one long delusional rant of someone who has not followed government and politics, who has not followed the news, and who has not followed exactly what the Obama administration has actually done. It was a speech of soundbites, media bites, far-right bites. Palin kept saying that “the door is open” to some new version of reality. But the only door that is open for Palin is the doors of unreality and the doors to her home on the range in Alaska–doors that she needs to walk through, settle in behind, and close tight behind her.
Meanwhile, the world will now sleep much better for the next year–until CPAC Horrorshow 2013 rolls around again.
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Bilbo, you deserve a medal and a bottle of liquor for making it through that speech.
Lesser men have likely died in the attempt.
At least clawed their eyes out and rammed multiple chopsticks through their ears.
Two bottles for Bilbo, please. One to replace the one that must have been downed beforehand.
A bottle of Old Winyards, I should think. Along with a pipeful of Old Toby or Longbottom Leaf.
ALL HAIL BILBO
Watch out Jim, he'll steal your Precious.
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Jim, when are you going to wash the Gawker Stink off you? (It's still on your profile popup)
May the hair on his toes never fall out!
i almost misread that as: ALL HAIL DILDO !!!
Bilbo? You little cretins shat out by the educrat cartels can't even spell the tools you use at work every day.
Jesus, this guy.
Yeah. It's not the fact he's disagreeable that bugs me – we're all pretty disagreeable.
It's not the fact that he apparently believes exactly the opposite of virtually everyone else here – hey, it takes all kinds.
It's not the fact that he's profane and rude to us – we like and encourage that here.
What bugs me is that he's Not Funny.
And that's the cardinal sin.
You're just too dumb to get it. I'm here to laugh at you. Not to make you tardos laugh.
Nailed it. Caustic, biting, radioactive nastiness from a flaming right-winger is great, if it's funny. Did I just describe a unicorn?
You know your anagram (sorry, big word), is "Rear Job Cum"
your welcome
So, I'll say the obvious: Santorum visits our humble home.
Ahhh. Just found this. Outstanding!
lemme guess Bruce, you 'majored' in douchebaggery, amirite?
Please tell me a polar bear ate Snow Snooki in the next panel.
P.S. Since the new thread showed just as I was pimping this youtuber, here it is again.
Andy Breitbart: You filthy, filthy freaks!
~
"Snow Snooki"? I like.
Damn..cocaine is one helluva drug.
le lurking behind bushes, checking out ows boys
Breitbart: DAT ASS
OWS Trollface: hey, look a perv!
Hippie Chicks: LOL
Breitbart: FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
For some reason this reminds me of that utterly hentai Sexy Losers webcomic.
Blissfully unfamiliar with that one. I remember the first time I looked up "Hentai" I thought "What the Fuck are all these Tentacles?"
Japanese Pr0n is bizarre.
Truly, the Japanese are a strange and interesting people in the matter of pron. However, SexyLosers, although featuring much that is hentai, is penned by a gaijin, I believe. In the event, enjoy: http://sexylosers.com/001.html
I love that video – it is true Reality TeeVee entertainment! See it!
Too drunk to read all that now, Jim. But did you escape with your virginity (or at least your dignity) intact?
no I got pooped on
All right. I'll check to see if Apple has an app to fix that.
By professionals?
(ducks from the ban hammer)
Shit at and hit is better than shot at and hit I guess. Conservapoop does wash off with vigorous scrubbing and a good quality soap. Consider getting those Hep B immunizations too.
Wow, my comment got deleted by the administrator?
Did you call her a retard, maybe?
No, I will email to you what I said.
R word?
No, I didn't use that word. Lizzie explained to me why what I said would be deleted. I said something that wasn't bad but the combination of the certain words and the placement of the words, would sound an alarm. It was not intended to be bad.
Of course not. Now drink your medicine.
Not intended to be bad?Hmmmm That does not sound right. Maybe your meds need an adjustment. Nurse!!!!!!
Nurse Ratchet is busy administering a thought enema to patient "Barb", and then she will be with you. Now please go back to the Day Room.
I would recommend the red wine med. Works for me.
It was not intended to be bad, but was it intended to be a factual statement? Given that this IS teh Wonkette, I hope not!
Hi Barb, first I've seen of you! I'm glad all is going smoothly, I hope that you feel much better really soon. Also hope you didn't see what I wrote about you while you weren't here.
I got deleted the other day, and it was a rare post with no swearing, violence, or mention of tarded-agains.
Maybe that explains it.
Wow… that reminds me of the Dirtiest Limerick in the World Contest joke where you had to leave out all the dirty words.
Da dada da
da da da da
Da da dada
Da Da Da Da
Da Da Da Da Fuck.
or something like that.
The cybernanny isn't that sophisticated… and its list of banned words is pretty bizarre.
Barb, those percodoodles is strong!
They certainly are strong!
For short term, humane use, you can't beat 'em.
But, you can now see how JFK and Oxycontin abusers got hooked on them.
Join the club. Got to be some kind of badass to get censored by this crew.
She said the "p**p" word…
MY GOD! You've made me say it too – I'm dooooooooommed!!!
Badge of Honor, Man.
It is and I have had the honor more than once. Well okay one time I mentioned that you could touch a special needs child for a $1. He was related to a certain governor from the north.
pickup? pushup? pullup? prop? pup? pop? poop? pimp? pump? post-op? popeslap? porntrip? pinesap? poodlecrap?
Jehova.
Behave yourself! Behave yourself! Behave yourself! Behave yourself! Behave yourself! Behave yourself!
Filthy freaks!!!! Blood Pressure 230/110
IntenseDebate is just being screwy. Again.
Welcome back!
Grifters gotta grift.
GF:
Watch it!
The fact that Palin is wildly uninformed has an easy explanation – Fox News.
I suspect that she only watches the segments she's on
Exponential Misinformation Feedback Loop! I heard of it on Discovery, but I never thought it was real…
I think that would be Exponentiating Misinformation Feedback Loop. A concept I think we all have witnessed.
Ah, that's more like it. Hey FlipOff, we just coined a term (phrase?) together! Just sit back as it sweeps through the punditry, and the royalty checks should start rolling in thereafter.
However uninformed Ms. Palin is, she does know Obama and his zombie friends like Reid and Pelosi have created trillions in new debt largely to bail out their donors on Wall Street. You jism gargling idiots are much less informed than she.
George W. Bush and Henry Paulson say "Hello."
Yeah, that asshole Negro janitor got water all over the floor while he was trying to clean up all the booze, vomit, blood, santorum , tears and flop sweat left over by the George W. Bush party.
Mr. Major, you come highly recommended:
http://tpmcafe.talkingpointsmemo.com/talk/blogs/t...
That is funny and pathetic at the same time.
Wow. What did we do to attract such a major league dickhead?
Wow–he's "edgy."
Yeah, if you go to his website, which you can get to by clicking on his little picture, you will find that he is just like how we imagine most Republicans to be, but a little more, umm, self aware.
Well, there is at least one study showing that Fox "news" fans are less informed than even folks that do not watch/read the news.
I actually saw (by accident) the first five to seven minutes of this, and I was kind of surprised by how the convservatives are now crafting and attacking "crony capitalism", but making an argument against the government. Surprised is not quite the right word, because they've been doing this since OWS started up, but I'm surprised by how well it's crafted. Maybe it got much worse, but I sat their and was horrified that I actually agreed with her in that she recognized the problem, but completely disagreed with where she put the source of the problem. You'd have never heard these bastards attacking any form of capitalism even a year ago.
Crony sounds *bad*. It's like communist nazi's. They ruin everything.
My go to line: What's the difference between _____ capitalism and capitalism?
Only in these psychopath's minds.
More right wing projection.
Palin is the poster girl for Alaskan crony capitalism.
More right wing projection.
Palin is the poster girl for Alaskan crony capitalism.
I would disagree as she would quit halfway through the poster being done and then blame the media.
Poor sad whore. You are too ignorant to even talk to.
…and yet you continue to spew your non-sense, methinks you're too ignorant to understand that no one here gives a shit what is vomited from your orifice
And yet you Hoover it up every time. But then you do that with everything.
"She recognized the problem"? Are you nuts? She used a red herring buzz phrase borrowed by her speechwriters from Paul Krugman and others who talked about "crony capitalism" years ago. Sarah doesn't "recognize problems" when it comes to economics or politics. She isn't up to it.
Paul Krugman the economist who worked for ENRON. You poor bitches all have Madcow disease from the poison jism you swill out of Obama's ass.
Argumentum ad hominem.
That's Latin, son. Look it up.
It basically means attacking the person doesn't invalidate their argument. In this case, working for a company a few years before they got busted doing something horrible doesn't invalidate his Ph.D., his Nobel Prize in Economics, or even Keynesian macroeconomic theory as a whole.
Throwing Latin around, are you? Who do you think you are, Josiah Bartlet?
No being a lying whore and fugly little runt and a long time ENRON employee does not invalidate the technical work on international trade that got Krugman a prize.
But that work also has little to do with the old Keynesian myths refuted long ago that he shills to get your masters a bigger credit card cosigned by the tax serfs.
Well, in all fairness, you need cognitive ability to recognize anything.
Your naivete is touching. I used to be young and dumb myself. Young, dumb and full of cum. Just don't let your sexual attraction to Sarah blind you to the fact that she is following a SCRIPT, which she neither understands nor cares much about.
Sarah's not my type, at all — her jawline makes her look like drag queen. But, I'd totally be lying if I said that I didn't understand the appeal her "folksy" language has on the rubes. Ask her a question in a one-on-one, and you're almost sure to get a incoherent world-salad response in return. Let her tell a story with all of her folksy phrasing regardless of whether the story includes facts or not, and I completely understand how she could rope in low-info voters. Just saying, objectively, she gives a better prepared speech than any of the Republicans currently in the race. She does optics better than any of them.
Now you are shifting your ground, from "recognizing the problem" to giving a "well prepared speech." You really don't know what you're talking about, do you? Don't you have school in a few hours? Go to bed.
You haven't been here long, have you?
If you think I'm defending Sarah Palin, you've lost your damned mind. I really don't know who the hell you think you are to come in here with your rudeness. You don't know me.
Who in the fuck are you, again?
yo rupertodick, my brotha Negropolis eats and spits out morons like you for breakfast, and before breakfast…moron
Yea you boys prefer Donna Brazile and Barbara Mikulski. I loved Donna's performance last year on This Week where she went on and on about how Rick Perry was a fine looking man who got her panties wet. Until the other female panelist told her to shut up. Some Democrats will go to any length to hold those closet doors shut.
One really doubts any of you new castrati were ever full of cum. Amongst you all you have about a third of a testicle, and that is fully dedicated to keeping Rachel Maddow's chin hair growing.
And now you are old and dumb, imagining someone is sexually attracted to Palin just because we recognize her moral and intellectual superiority to you and your masters. Revealing projection you have there.
Moral and intellectual superiority? Wow. Now that is some projection.
This sad little troll is nothing BUT projection. Responding to it gives it a reason to hang around. Treat it as you would any other revolting vermin. Watch its death struggles if you must, stay away from its teeth and claws, don't attempt to save or rescue it, it is beyond redemption. Above all, don't waste time interacting with it, because that's rather like giving operatic lessons to the proverbial pig. The pig won't learn a thing, but you'll be tired, sweaty, frustrated … and covered in filth.
How do you watch five to seven minutes of Sarah Palin's speech "by accident"? Did it take you that long to figure out it wasn't Sesame Street?
When she refers to crony capitalism she's talking about the Auto bailout. The only reason why she isn't explicit about it is because the AB worked and Mitt Romney got hammered for saying the auto industry should've been allowed to fail.
Palin was doing that as Governor of Alaska, Bot that you are you don't know that since you only get your info from state controlled media.
How do you feel about your girlfriend becoming part of the establishment and then returning to her roots once she was discarded by the same people whose asses she was kissing?
I'm gay, no girlfriend, girlfriend. I feel that Palin is smarter and better than you shit heads, since you can't follow her simple speech, you defend your Obama regime and its crony capitalists which she was exposing, and she doesn't tell rape jokes about you and your kids like you and your heroes do about her.
Simply put, you are shit sucking nazis and she, whatever her limits, isn't. Flush yourselves wankerete turdlings.
Rick?
Hey Bruce Major, your gay??? I was fighting with you and Palin againt the wonketts and said me and you can be a pair of mama grizzlies, but I guess if your gay that may be you dont want to fight on MY SIDE??? I dont care cause I dont know who I like more girls or guys, but I believf that in the end it wont matter because every one END THE SAME WAY. Like on my profile I say that I am a nihilist (nihilism) but I am also a real libertairian, so I let you decide what to think of me!!!
Palin was doing that as Governor of Alaska, Bot that you are you don't know that since you only get your info from state controlled media.
And what "state controlled media" would that be?
The ones dumb little quislings like you repeat incessantly whle everyone else laughs at their errors. Like Rachie Madcow down on all fours sniffing her sharpies and talking about her passion for research. And then constantly gaffing, like when she reported Gary Johnson was endorsing Ron Paul the day he dropped out of the GOP and decided to run on a third party. I always wonder how many dons you have to blow to get an Oxford PhD when you clearly can't read. I bet a lot of Wankerette readers can answer that for their own alma mater.
The ones dumb little quislings like you repeat incessantly whle everyone else laughs at their errors. Like Rachie Madcow down on all fours sniffing her sharpies and talking about her passion for research. And then constantly gaffing, like when she reported Gary Johnson was endorsing Ron Paul the day he dropped out of the GOP and decided to run on a third party. I always wonder how many dons you have to blow to get an Oxford PhD when you clearly can't read. I bet a lot of Wankerette readers can answer that for their own alma mater.
And not a single one of those is a state run organization. So you can call me stupid all you want, but you have shown yourself to be a liar or to have no idea what you are babbling on about.
BruceMajor, I would criticize you for your extreme phraseology, but then this site is kind of that way. But are you referring to one of the commentators having an Oxford degree and then offering that they might be gay and that is a bad thing? If you wish to imply that Maddow misspeaks as often as Palin, you will need more than one small factual error to prove that point. This site thrives on a uniformity of opinion, it's true, and I suspect you are just going to make yourself tense and frustrated, since you ain't really changing anyone's mind.
Hey you disgusting and disturbed little freak, that is actually my alma mater of which you are speaking and we working class types that manage to get in there tend to do it on merit.
The phrase he's looking for is "All of 'em, Katie." Because EVERY news source in the world is somehow run by the Illuminati Obama-Pelosi Shadow Rwandan FEMA Collective.
"The Illuminati Obama-Pelosi Shadow Rwandan FEMA Collective" – dude, let's start a band with that awesome name!
All in league with the reverse vampires. Everyone always forgets the reverse vampires.
I thought conservatives or whatever they are calling themselves this week loved Rwanda's fine talk radio since they are basically a black Limbaugh minus the drugs?
Yawn. Yes little whore boy, defend your masters. They didn't somehow neglect to see the 2008 crash coming. They didn't turn a blind eye to John Edwards or John Corzine or various Kennedys shady activities. And anyone who criticizes their biases and failures is a kook. Suck some more cock you stupid little bitch.
"I actually saw (by accident) the first five to seven minutes…"
I assume you tripped over an empty scotch bottle, then landed on the remote in such a way as to tune in Fox News. Then the pillows fell off the sofa, trapping you. During the 5-7 seconds it took to free yourself, her screeching voice affected your temporal perception (the so-called "Kappa effect"), making it seem like 5-7 minutes. Unfortunately, the damage she caused is permanent — to both you and to America.
Every time that I start to get annoyed/disappointed at the goofier/dumber permutations of OWS, I sit back and marvel at just how much they've managed to change the national dialogue, and this right here is a prime example.
Palin et al. may not understand why, but they (or rather, their speechwriters and managers) do recognize that it's politically untenable to give a full-throated defense of Capitalism as she is played these days, even at CPAC.
More Wankerette illiteracy. Critiques of crony capitalism, including those by free market economist and libertarians, have been around for ages
http://www.mises.ca/posts/articles/big-business-a...
Choosing to not read your libertarian shitrags is not the same as illiteracy, nor did I claim anywhere that this "crony capitalism" is a new line. You still wouldn't have heard it come out of Sarah's mouth pre-OWS, because Snowbilly is not a libertarian or an economist.
But nice try, chief.
Palin confronted oil companies when governor and she adopted the crony capitalist terminology and the class analysis that goes with it from the tea party, who were using it both before the original OWS and before OWS was taken over by Obama/crony capitalist supporting groups.
If you had half the brains you imagine you do you'd know that, but as someone who evades links put right before you you will remain a little bot programmed by your community college prof.
http://www.amazon.com/Obamanomics-Bankrupting-Enr...
http://reason.com/blog/2012/02/09/peter-schweizer...
Of course it is well crafted. After all, they all parrot the same things Luntz or whatever focus groups are telling them to say.
Not a bad troll incursion for a weekend – just like old times.
Amusing, but pretty low quality. Wonkette has had some pretty impressive trolls, periodically. This guy just seems to have Tourette's. a total lack of understanding of rhetoric or logic, an inability to reason, and a shitload of anger.
Maybe his dom isn't giving him the spankings/whippings/brutal rectal prangings he longs for.
Would you be willing to oblige?
WOULD I!!
I just got done reading a bunch of old Dan Savage columns, and my whipping arm is good and ready. I wonder if any of the floggers need replacing? BRB.
I always get such interesting insights on humanity at Wonkette. For a boring vanilla person like me, this place is the grand tour – and no, I refuse to trudge through the Freeper/Breitfart/Fox swamps for the uglier side.
good god man. what have you done?
wow 73 replies to your comment, that must be a Wonkettez record, or sumthin'?
Parrots flock.
I don't know what speech you watched, Bilbo, but I just checked Palin's Wikipedia page, and there the speech was likened to Kennedy's 1963 West Berlin speech and FDR's first inaugural address rolled into one.
"Eich bin ein butthole."
"We have nothing to fear but EVERYTHIIIIIIIIIING"!!!1!
Guns! Religion! CLING TO THEM! AAAARGGGGHHHH!
this is a Berliner doughnut that will live in infamy !!
Pretty much, yeah.
No Reagan "tear down this wall"? Wikipedia fail!
That's a great outfit she's wearing, for fighting Moon Nazis.
oh! i thought the women in the picture was Ilsa, She Wolf of The Lunar SS.
Mistress Ilsa wouldn't be caught *dead* wearing the kind of spiked stainless-steel cone-bras that Mooselini models for Todd
Madonna Libel!!!
WTF?, No flag pin. Fucking unpatriotic slut.
IMoon Nazis would do that.Sarah Palin is the Whitney Houston of American Political Discourse.
We can only hope. RIP Whitney.
Whitney never sounded that bad. Sarah Palin clearly needs a sound engineer.
Way too much auto-tune as it is. Also.
Both got beaten by black guys.
And, they both sound like they're seriously high.
Wish I could give you double thumbs up.
Whitney Houston fuckin' libel, man!
Not dead yet.
(No one's gonna say it? OK, I will…)
TOO SOON!!!
I think she has already outlived Houston, and she has fewer artificial parts that Nancy and doesn't look half dead like Washrag Schultz.
You know who else made delusional speeches full of lies and distortions as their empire got smaller and smaller?
Queen Elizabeth II?
Fuck I wish she would do something as cool as make hate-filled, delusional speeches rather than just fucking wave , wear hats and spend the people's money. Cunt.
I thought that was Lady Thatcher's job?
George Steinbrenner?
Palpatine?
me during the last time i played Risk?
Don't feel bad….no one EVER holds on to Asia.
(clears throat)
Ooh – a Risk player! Now that's hawt!
Whitney Houston?
*too soon?*
Tony Montano?
Donald Trump?
Damn you, you damned, dirty Wookie!
Donald Trump.
Joshua Norton?
(Sorry, Wonkette clone of above.)
Lemuel Gulliver?
I love you. May I love you?
As a "Vaginal-American" totally, of course, we will have to work out the whole birth control thing now, … or maybe just wing it.
Winging it — my favorite position.
Caligula?
Phil Spector?
That guy with the funny moustache that's always yelling about not being informed about things in his bunker?
All of them, Katie
Charlie Chaplin?
Groucho Marx?
Jon Bolton?
Obama and pretty much every other member of the tax predator ruling class whose cock the Wankerettes suck?
I'm not quite sure how you figure that taxes are predatory. Do you consider paying your rent to be predatory? What about paying for your heat, electricity, and water bills? Are your mortgage payments a sign of "predation" considering that you do not in fact own that land? If you can't deal with the fact that your government charges you a modest rent in order to live on their land and enjoy the fruits of their labor, then why do you even live in America to begin with? I'm sure the Libertarian Paradise of Somalia will be much more to your liking, with its roaming bands of
bloodthirsty warlordsrugged individualists, and massive outbreaks offamine, pestilence, and diseasefree market prosperity.If you can't figure that you are really too stupid for me to talk to, like most Wankerettes. People don't point guns at you and throw you in prison when you don't pay rent. You are also free to buy a home or rent somewhere else. Go chew your cud and sell stupid somewhere else. Or read some public choice theory, air head. The land and nothing else belong to the tax predator ruling class, quisling. They simply extract taxes from the serves, as they have done for centuries. Allying yourselves with them just means you deserve trial and exile or execution as well.
If you can't figure that you are really too stupid for me to talk to, like most Wankerettes
Maybe they could not translate your one vague sentence from schizophrenic to English?
Allying yourselves with them just means you deserve trial and exile or execution as well.
Needs moar crying about imaginary "leftist thug violence" after that stupidity.
People don't point guns at you and throw you in prison when you don't pay rent
Try not paying your rent. See how that goes.
People don't point guns at you and throw you in prison when you don't pay rent.
I see your bounced rent check and raise you two sheriff's deputies.
(Good god…you're really that stupid, aren't you?)
The land and nothing else belong to the tax predator ruling class, quisling. They simply extract taxes from the serves, as they have done for centuries. Allying yourselves with them just means you deserve trial and exile or execution as well.
Holy shit…that was beautiful dude. That was some of the finest frothy nonsense I've seen…and I check in at red state and yahoo comments from time to time.
Oh…what's a serve in this context?
Ha! "
bloodthirsty warlordsrugged individualists…"Me?
Yeah, but Nero could sure play that fiddle!
Mitt-ler?
Bill Pullman in Independence Day? That worked out for him, but only because a black guy and a Jew with lots of software skills took care of the alien invaders.
Jeff Goldblum is an alien invader.
Nah…the ladies just dig him because they think he's fly.
Oh. Oh, oh, oh. That hurt.
Love the new avatar!
Thank you! I was so inspired by them.
Bruce Major? Where "empire" = dick.
"Bruce Major" is his CPAC Rent-boy name…
This from a chick who is on the street. Bet you are just bitter that you couldn't even get into the CPAC hotel, being a low class whore who only gets to toss salad behind the dumpster.
Sweetie, the low class CPAC whores go in the front door. The high class ones are up on stage.
You poor cockless little new castrati are certainly dick obsessed. That must be where your obsession with the decades old joke about Coulter having penis comes from.
Is that why leftovers have fat tongues and lisps – EJ Dionne, Ezra Klein, Barney Frank, Melissa Pillsbury Harris, Eugene Robinson. It's not a birth defect from the same chromosomal abnormality that causes your retardation. It's that you are all trying to suck an imaginary cock while you talk?
Dick obsessed?
You referenced the male genitalia four times in your first paragraph..
He's a gay man. You can't be a gay man and NOT be dick-obsessed. It's in the contract you sign before they let you in.
You know, just like straight men are pussy obsessed. Oh, yeah, also, too, he's a vile, mentally unbalanced piece of shit. No man who loves his dick is going to let that whining little bitch within a mile of it, unless he knocked each and every one of his teeth out first.
Montezuma?
Baghdad Bob? Rupert Murdoch?
I would say Palin, but she doing that way before her implosion.
Cardinal Timothy Dolan?
Gelnndolf Beckler!
Charlie Sheen
The worst part is that newspapers, in an attempt to be unbiased, will print her lies word-for-word without correction, yet still be criticized by Faux News for being left-wing. Isn't America great?
Well said, sir.
Sure, but it will be in " insanientibus furere" Font.
Which lies? that your masters in the Obama regime have saddled the country with trillions in debt to subsidize their donors?
I guess we put your name on the list for come the revolution to.
That'd be one example of a lie, yes.
I guess we put your name on the list for come the revolution to.
I didn't realize that being a libertarian involved freedom from even the most rudimentary rules of English grammar.
Freedom from reality is one of the most treasured libertarian freedoms, also too.
If only freedom from trash like you two were possible now, but since we have public property you farts, nazis and the Westboro Baptist church all get to use the same sidewalks I do. It is a crime against my humanity that I must ever consort with you scum.
Stop, you two, that pathetic prick is on the verge of weeping.
Poke, poke… more of your wisdom please, Mr. Major. By the way, I'm putting your name on the list for come the banhammer to. But not just yet.
Don't drop the hammer yet – I'm having too much fun!
Y'all are having WAY too much fun poking this dumbshit. Isn't there some kind of rule about um, you know, being kind to the, um, differently challenged, or something?
Engaging in a battle of wits with an unarmed man does seem rather unsporting.
You have cats – haven't you ever see one when it finds a "toy" – especially a good sized bug or a lizard? Bap. Bap. BapbapbapBAP!
And then the toy is broken, resulting in a sad cat.
As has been shown time and time again, when you merely quote right-wingers, they accuse you of lies and distortion. Obviously, they are fully aware that they are consciously spewing dangerous, hateful propaganda.
Apparently, this was an unpaid gig. I guess conservatives DO know what she's worth.
I find that impossible to believe. She doesn't ever not get paid.
Unpaid!!!!??? Our Sarah? Our Sarah of the Perpetual Greed? Did not ask for money? Well now I've lost all faith.
I blame Crony Capitalism. Even the Little Grifter can't make a buck anymore.
She's just desperate for the attention now.
I don't believe it. They may not have paid her for the actual appearance, but I'll bet you they paid for her airfare, hotel, and maybe even the wardrobe. She's a professional grifter. Sarah don't do nothin' for free.
The whole fam dambly was probably there.
Plus Bristol was hawking her book in Dupont Circle, after having bought up about 500 copies of it to hike up its Amazon best sellers list ranking. I understand if you contributed to SarahPAC, you got an autographed copy of Bristol's book free.
http://www.glittarazzi.com/players/112353-bristol...
And her bendy straws.
Rofl. Your entire politics is made up of bets and myths and guesses. Sad little quisling.
She probably got paid under the table.
Run with it.
Ah, yes, the very best way to be paid.
Which lies? that your masters in the Obama regime have saddled the country with trillions in debt to subsidize their donors?
I understand they don't pay anyone at CPAC, including white rappers.
If those guys had been paid, that would have put them in the professional class, and that they aren't.
If we're talking about the same dumb schmucks, they should thank whatever they believe in daily that they didn't have to pay all the suffering fools who had to listen to them. Oy!
This is what 'wingers and baggers do for fun though, because they know they are annoying to liberals.
Except I think most liberals have learned to just shut them out, kinda like we shut out whiny misbehaving bratty kids, or our parents when they're being obnoxious homophobic racists, yaknow? Whereas *these* people — jeez, Bruce Majors seems to have a tertiary degree in being annoyed. They froth at the mouth (or the asshole) about every little thing.
Don't we all do this, though? I'm not talking about going to a con site and spewing rabid nuttery, but going there and doing that "undermining with facts" thing that informed liberals do which drives conservatives fucking [more] insane? Don't mean to sound like Constance Q. Douchebag here, but liberals care more about facts, exhibit A being the entire Conservative Media Machine. Any, Major Moron could be a lot of fun if he had a point, but no, just wild-eyed typed ignorance.
She's not Michelle Obama. She doesn't need a private jet and a feed bag and a liquor cabinet to get her to go somewhere. And she doesn't have the resulting fat ass that needs a $3000 dress to hide it.
Sarah needs ALL of that and more just to get her stupid ass out of bed, the piece of gutter trash. Who the fuck are you trying to kid? Are you just pissed that Michelle has more clas in her "fat ass" than the Sarah Palin does in her entire trashy-assed family, Bruce Majors?
You have been so outplayed, here. An individual with even a modicum of dignity left would gracefully bow out after being so thoroughly bested.
Looks like dear Brucie is a certifiable psychopath. A 'modium of dignity' is not present.
You little turds think you deserve dignity? Maybe with death…
This guy is mentally ill. Any dignity he might ever have possessed has drowned in the stream of chatter his brain is feeding him 24/7. All that vile shit that comes out of his mouth? It plays through his mind all the time. In fact, I wonder if he can hear anything else.
I suspect most people only think of vile and evil things when they get a whiff of you nazi Wankerette quislings or your fascist masters. You should get used to people telling you you are shit. And defunding your make work jobs. You are only going to see more of both.
She is probably trying to score another reality show gig since the last one failed.
Someone might want to let Vladimir Putin in on the President's habit of sharing military secrets "with the Kremlin".
"The Kremlin" keeps Putin on a need-to-know basis.
Putin is the Kremlin. Putin's not some titular head, and people should be more afraid of him than they are.
I know, but I'm less alarmed if I joke about it!
That cunt?
Do Alaskan Natives have 107 different words for "that cunt"?
Yes, and oddly enough, they all spell some variation or subset of "Sarah Louise Heath Palin."
She certainly has put the double cunt squared in CPAC.
More Wankerette dignity. Maybe Cunt should have been in the title. Or maybe this website should just be renamed Dripping diseased cunt of the whores of the ruling class.
CPAC Horrorshow 2013? Not if 2nd-Term President Obama gets around to trying out those enhanced Presidential Powers he *reluctantly* gave himself!
Did she use a teleprompter?
All of 'em. Any of 'em that were put in front of her.
Yep.
Not only did she have teleprompters, but she carried a little, red book up on stage with her. Not even kidding.
Don't forget the stuff written on her hand.
She wanted to check what Mao had to say about crony capitalism?
For or against?
Are you sure it wasn't this?
That's just what I was thinking!
Fortress of Suckitude?
A Children's Treasury of Free Republic Comments relating to St Sarah's speech
They thought they killed off her political career and mocked her supporters here and elsewhere relentlessly. Too bad we ‘drolling cultists’ get the last laugh. Oh! but then, we laugh at them every time she speaks and proves all their tens of thousands of posts meaningless
She ain’t goin’ away folks. How people can agree with everything she represents and discusses and then slag her just because ‘it’s Palin” I’ll never know. Actually I do. They are liberals.
by Norm Lenhart
Alleghany County possum wrestling champion, 1988
And they talk about the “Iron Lady.” This is the Titanium Lady. This is the Conservative choice. Come on, brokered convention—I dare you not to nominate her.
by Mach9
Once pushed a foodstamp recipient in Walmart
Worth Listening too,she says things No other candidate has touched on and would not dare to either,FANTASTIC SPEECH!!!
by ballplayer
currently unemployed but once won coveted "employee of the month" award at Carpet World
The room filled 3 hours before she spoke and they had 2 overflow rooms to house everyone who wanted to watch this speech. The crowd was in awe. You are incorrect. One does not need to be in office to be important to our mission. She’s one of the best.
by ilgipper
Professor Emeritus of Abortion, Brigham Young University
These are the fuckers who will claim she would have beat Barry after Mittens gets crushed next fall, if only the RNC had offered her the nomination on a silver platter.
LOVE those micro-bios!
I, too, live to see the Titanium Lady rise up out of a brokered convention.
I'd write checks every day to whoever could make that happen. Sadly, there's only about a 0.000000001% probability.
Howard Dean was on TV the other day saying it was his favorite fantasy.But he didn't have much hope either.
Awwww. The adorable, child-like mutterings of people who believe professional wrestling is real, the first moon landing was faked and the founding fathers fought tirelessly against slavery.
(shhhhh… ixnay on the oon-may!)
How can you argue with the Alleghany County possum wrestling champion?
Ah, you say that, but Rosie O'Donnell won it in '94.
That was before they started testing for Cush Balls.
If she is titanium then logic is cadmium.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cadmium
Yet Palin is Osmium, the densest element of all.
And really, nobody picked up on "drolling cultists"?
We're the drollingest, shurely? We're certainly not the drooling cultists.
I love free republic because it is the antithesis of teh wonkete.
"..by ballplayer
currently unemployed but once won coveted "employee of the month" award at Carpet World "
Further research reveals that the Carpet World "Employee of the Month" award was tainted with nepotism, and worse.
Crony Carpetalism
Santorum?
I come to Wonkette for all my drolling needs, thank you.
You are a braver man than I.
"Drolling" is a portmanteau of "trolling" and "drooling", right? Freepers, in general, are creative, prolific wordsmiths, and clever word coinages like this are their mainstay.
I actually did read that as "drooling cultists." And stop calling me Shirley.
Considering that "to droll" is an archaic way to say "to make fun or laugh at someone's expense," I suppose drolling really does describe us Wonketteers quite succinctly.
I would go so far as to describe it as our specialty.
They see us drollin'
and they hatin'
That's it. I'm having nifty little business cards printed up that say "Drolling Our Specialty."
Titanium Tundra Twat.
Free Republic and (allegedly) Red State have banned Romney supporters from commenting. So I guess I've arrived too late to witness the right-on-right violence that I was hoping to see.
http://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmith/1011/Conse...
NTD: WOW. Should I not be surprised? I didn't see something like this coming. Agreed, it makes for rather anti-climactic spectator sport.
Fukui: you wear your drolling badge of honor most fittingly!
This totally fits in with their narrative that LIEBRULS hate diversity of opinion and want to silence everybody who disagrees, like we do here.
I love a good circular firing squad in the morning!
I notice you omitted "the smell." Wise woman.
You can't run a nutbag echo chamber without some industrial-strength reality filters, and Robinson runs an airtight ship. Anything to the left of Ron Paul himself is verboten.
I'm surprised that they allow even Ron Paul supporters. He's notoriously anti-war and pro-gay marriage (by their standards). Robinson really stresses that "Free Republic" anti-gay position. They should purify even further and only allow pro-Bachmann commenters.
Red State already didn't allow Paultards. Now Romneybots have got the boot.
To paraphrase Krugman, "Sarah Palin is what a moderately stupid person sounds like to a really stupid person."
I have to ask: are these people even aware that, at the depth of his UNpopularity, President Obama drew an audience of 35,000 in *Ohio*? And that when President Obama and Mrs. Palin held events in the same part of California, that he had an overflow crowd, and she could barely fill a hall? That she hasn't been able to fill a hall for some years now? (Last year, in FL, she had to downsize her venue from a 7,000-seater to a 600-seater, which she still couldn't fill.)
Fifteen minutes
Have run out
Tell more lies and
Scream and shout
– Myanmar Shave
You had me at: "Deconstructing Sarah".
CPAC, these are Sarah's people. Delusional enough to think that she still matters enough to pay her to show up.
I like your avatar. You will blend well in the Repubican's future 19th century, "Handmaiden's Tale" vision of America. I'll be turned into Soylent Green — because every life is sacred … and delicious.
I worry about your cannibalism fantasies, Pixelz.
Please tell me that bit about the Kremlin was made up. Or a shout-out to "Mission Impossible 4".
In other words….
"Cunt cunt cunt. Cunt cunt cunting cunt cunt cunt! Cunt cunt cunt cunting cunt cunt . "
You got that right, my knicker!
Knickers fo life!!
Hey! I happen to really like cunts….this is …LIBEL!!!!…
The real Wankerette comes out.
And me- what did I do today? I was at Shabbat services with David Brooks(not that we sat near each other).and God didn't strike my synagogue with lightning. . Also he is really short(brooks, not God)
Will he be back next week? Please slip him my phone number. I like my men short and Semitic.
Does 5'8" count as short? 'Cause I'm Semitic. Just sayin….
Depends. Do you have thick thighs?I'm really weird, I realize this.
Muscular from cycling. And really weird can be really fun….
Yeah, I know, we should get a room.
I hear g-d is too.
Is it "Great minds think alike," or "small minds seldom differ"? You pick.
We are just different manifestations of the same entity. Or soul siblings maybe.
(Hugs the you) Not a bad deal, kiddo.
God too, or at least when he's in a mood, he can be.
1 minute in and there was not a speck of paint left on my walls and my dog blew her brains out.
Too many "dog whistles"?
The meetings are over. Time to hook up with that hot number from Craigslist.
I was kind of hoping Breitbart would get caught in a sting, but he was so wasted by this afternoon he probably can't even go out tonight.
Reichfart doesn't need to go out – he'll just lay naked in the tub with his favorite brown and yellow hankies tied over his fat bloated face – like usual, make sure the door is left open for his "usual" visitors, and make sure there's enough cash in his conspicuously-visible but otherwise empty, waiting-to-be-"robbed" wallet – just like last CPAC…
Ewww.
Ewww indeed… why d'ya think Reichfart's young male
hustlersguests always demand so much money?You girls sure have fantasies about Breitbart. You don't know how to do it. Arianna only spread for a Republican with millions, so she could finally make some real money as a working girl, and get a green card to boot.
Buckle your chinstraps, we have entered peak wingnut. We are about to be drug through a seven month long, conservative faux Kabuki theater/bad acid trip.
Remember the rules;
That which was not real before we entered the peak is still not real.
The monsters we know are still monsters
When the blue faced guy begins to dry hump the dead Dragon, it's almost over.
May the Lord have mercy on our souls…..
Sage advice, we thank you.
"When the blue faced guy begins to dry hump the dead Dragon, it's almost over"
Is this before, or after the fat lady sings?
Yes.
Thank you, Dr.H.
Goddammit. Eve? Is that you?
But how does this affect Sarah Palin?
Who?
Deconstructing Sarah Palin
A colleage in Comparative Literature once told me "you don't deconstruct a work of literature, it deconstructs itself".
True confession: I have absolutely no idea what that means.
But I have a feeling that whatever it means, it has never been more true than it is about this case.
I'm more interested in her decomposing, actually.
"A colleage in Comparative Literature…"
So what do the elites talk about in the faculty lounge? I think they talk about how to take the Modern Language Association back to its founding principles and whether Michael Bérubé is Kenyan.
Mostly they just correct my misspellings of “colleague”.—
Subaltern.
Gayatri? Is that you?
I should've known I couldn't slip that by you.
"Palin went on a crazed stream-of-unconsciousness rant…."
Well now, of course she did! Would there be any other reason to listen to her?
Apparently even a simply speech like the one she delivered is over the head of. Wankerette whore.
Newt wants to put grade-schoolers to work… maybe you should hire a 7th-grader to edit your posts.
Other than that, it was a great speech.
Needz moar knickerhead rappers.
OT: U.S. Catholic bishops oppose Obama birth-control plan
*sigh* Of course they're going to fight it. Anyone who hasn't realized that this is some cynical conservative plot launched because it's an election year doesn't know shit.
That said, I love that they think this is good PR for the church and its conservative allies. They couldn't be anymore out of touch, and if we get to shape the narrative, they'll end up looking even more like extremists than they already are. That's what this is, religious extremism, and someone needs to call it that.
Is that the same Bishop pricks who ignored hundreds of years of buttfucking boys?
I'm guessing you've seen this ? Fucking obvious hypocrites.
I saw what you did there! (bishopric)
Ooooh! Good eye! I missed that one.
It's funny if not ha-ha funny that they're constantly shrieking about "religious liberty", when what they're trying to do is make it as difficult and expensive as possible not to live according to their standards.
And, yes, we need to be clear just how extreme and out of touch those standards are.
Wait for the Church of Christ, Scientist to step up and claim they shouldn't have to provide any health care at all to their employees.
To be fair, they will provide *prayer* on call.
We wouldn't be having this problem now if that damned Papist JFK had never usurped his way into the White House.
Wait, what?
Forty years ago the republicans were moaning about JFK taking orders from the Vatican and now their moaning because Obama doesn't. I hope someone points this out to them in the upcoming campaign.
Meanwhile Santorum appears to follow the Vatican hard-liners, the ones who would to go back to burnings at the stake.
The Catholic church is opposed to the death penalty. But I don't hear any Go-Pee'ers complaining that people forced to pay for executions against their religious beliefs. War too. Your move Santorum, Gingrich, Romney.
Or bishops making a big show out of denying communion.
From all that I'm reading here, the speech went much better than I expected.
Mind you, what I expected was that at the climax of her raving, she would throw her head back and howl "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn", whereupon Cthulhu, accompanied by all the bloodlusty demons and demiurges written of in the Necronomicon of Abdul Alhazred, would appear to feast upon the massed crowd, their shrieks and pleas for mercy drowned out by Sarah's fiendish cackles of glee. Not sated by consuming the viscera of the CPAC audience (despite the impressive girth on display) the hellish legions led by their parka-ed queen would fan out through the earth, snuffing out the existence of human life forever.
That didn't happen, did it? Bilbo probably would have mentioned something.
You didn't see the Super Bowl halftime show, then?
Ah, so that's what that was. Somehow I thought the blood-soaked cataclysm initiating the end of all life on earth wouldn't be so tedious.
And Bristol would play MIA with the Big Middle Finger to America.
Really, all that stuff about torture and dismembering, and shit? That's not what hell is at all.
Hell is ennui itself.
Considering that the show goes on forever, the potential for ennui is certainly there … but I think we do a pretty good job of holding our guests' interest.
You wouldn't seriously expect her to be able to pronounce that, would you?
Ca-thooloo has a lot of chootspah.
Maybe not if she was trying to do so. But her normal speech sounds like that to me all the time. She might be saying “Bristol, we need Cullthoo. Get your fat ass over to the portal and call him.”, and it comes out “Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn”.—
You've been fuckin' reading fuckin' Illminatus! again, haven'tchu?
Maybe you guys should read what the pundits at PoliticusUSA think about Palin's speech. Palin scares all of us there with that reference to "a door is open", Leah Burton in particular (the author of TheoPalinism, she's a a fourth-generation Alaskan).
Palin thinks she can swoop in at the Tampa RNC and snatch the Republican Presidential nomination away from Romney without spending any money and not participating in one debate. And she'll insult President Obama for the ensuing 2 months and slither around any direct confrontations with his re-election campaign, preferring to ramp up the hate rhetoric.
We're doomed.
Doomed?!
Dear lord, please let this woman parachute into Tampa. Seriously. That's be the climax of Operation Chaos. Hell, we should be paying her to run.
Exactly. Bring. It .On.
Obama's commercials will be loops of Palin's appearances…
After the first couple of caws muted for the sake of our children and pets I hope.
If she quits parachuting half-way through, what happens? Will she float like a fluffy cloud?
If she quits half-way through, lord willing, she'll end up in the Gulf of BP/America/Mexico.
That's got Laurie Apple art written all over it!
In the words of the last incomprehensibly inept dipshit "Bring it On".
We are doomed in that she will continue to honk but presidenciating is hard work.
My first thought is that even today's Republican party isn't that stupid.
And then I have my second thought, which is that Rick Santorum is leading in the polls nationally among Republicans.
Which leads to the third thought: Absinthe please, and lots of it.
Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder, after all.
I thought it made the heart glow fondly. Damn.
There is absolutely no way the Repub Party power brokers will ever let her get the nomination, I will bet my last pee point on that.
If they stand no other chance of winning, they will — they also may not have much to say about it.
I'm fine with it. Obama actually beat frickin' Hillary Clinton, who would have handled the 3 a.m. call with ease. Sarah won't even pick up the 3 a.m. call. Obama killed Osama, Sarah can't even kill a deaf moose with four shots. We might get the House and keep the Senate.
Me too.
Fear not, my dear. Palin is about as popular with Republicans as a case of antibiotic-resistant clap. And even less popular with Democrats. The chances of her winning the nomination away from a Romney who is hundreds of times wealthier than her, with THOUSANDS more partisans (fellow-Mormons, Wall-Streeters, and wealthy Republicans) are slim at best. And if she does win it, the Republicans will join together to take her down. She has no friends in Republicania.
Isn't the subtext always the unforgettable line from Blazing Saddles?
"THE SHERIFF'S A …"
The Sheriff's a knicker?
"Are we awake?"
Stop biting Prommie's Bit!!
Clearly I'm not drunk enough yet.
There's nothing conservative about leveraging cash-on-deposit 20-to-1. Guys we should stop calling Republicans conservatives when it comes to money. They are actually more like test drivers for home-made jet-packs.
It's been the case for a little while.
When everything went tits up, the big investment banks (Stearns, Merill, Goldman and so on) had lobbied hard for 40:1 because the MBS were solid.
We all saw how that happened. Can't use fractional reserve and funky-ass CDS bullshit to cover yourself at 40:1. Well, even at 20:1, frankly.
It needs regulation.
And by nature, regulating something implies wanting to conserve it, or at least create causation to refrain from wasting it under some eventual penalty for inefficiency. There is a point at which the desire to increase the ratios indicates that these gas-bags just don't want to have to get up off the couch and actually make something. They really, really hate working.
Yeah, increasing the margins was done in "quiet rooms" in conjunction with The Gramm–Leach–Bliley Act (GLB), also known as the Financial Services Modernization Act of 1999,
As William S. Burroughs said "bigger is better and biggest is best."
Wait, I thought it was us poors buying houses we obviously had no business buying that caused the financial meltdown?
That, and the welfare blahs
Yeah, these guys.
They may be used by the Repubs, but they mostly just hate the government, (except Medicare), authority, and the fact that the sheriff is a_____.
As the kids would say, they are just haters.
These are not my mother's Republicans.
Bilbo, I can't believe you wasted your powers on Sarah Palin's speech. No analysis is necessary. Making fun is more than enough.
I just heard some of the talkin' and now have a terrible terrible head ache. God damn you Walnuts!
i heard some of the talkin' am this central time and it was hurtin.
how did Lou Sarah get that whole speech onto her hand?
The Devine Sarah. Queen of the Nobodies.
She originally planned on using that speech when she accepted her Oscar for the best example of feral American white trash with money.
"Divine" is spelled like this, poor leftover cretin victim of your educrat cartel.
Grifter needs to suck her own dick,come, and drift off to sleep. Bitch.
Ah, the projection of the Wankerette whores.
BTW, early in the speech, Sarah "Ms. Palin if your nasty" puts on her story-telling hat, and muses about men and women of good standing in the community going to Washington promising to drain the cesspool. Except, when they get there and find the perks of the job, they reimagine the obviously fetid water as a hot tub. She then yells to the audience that they are here to drain the jacuzzi…and then she goes into some rant about this president being the biggest perpetrator of this system. Nevermind the previous guy, who was nothing more than a personal project by the 1% to funnel public monies into their institutions. Nevermind that Palin was the very definition of "crony capitalism" and queen of political kickbacks and patronage while governor Alaska.
And, it was then while getting dizzy and beginning to feel ill from all of her ferious, dervish-like spinning that I changed the channel. And, the world began to come back into voices and my stomach ceasesd it's jumping, and there was evening, and there was morning — the sixth day.
People laugh when she's compared to Reagan. But, I think she was just like Reagan: imfamously petty and vindictive, intellectually dull, and mean as a snake.
She's not as adept as the Gypper was at convincing people he was actually warm and unassuming, though. And certainly nowhere near as good at it as she appears to believe she is.
Allen West and Joe Walsh weren't men of good standing in their communities before they came to congress. They were elected because they were overtly nasty and confrontational. That was the whole fucking point behind every Teabagger's campaign.
Exactly. Didn't say her characterization of her compatriots was at all accurate. The tea partiers were born scorpions, are scorpions, and will always be scorpions. They were sent to Washington to indiscriminately bust shit up, and boy have they tried.
We've come to the point starting with OWS that the only people left believing these lies are the 25 to 30% of idiots who continued to support Dubya in his second term. If they think they will have another 2010 in 2012, they are fucking kidding themselves.
ows. we owe them tons.
Bush did it too. drink.
JaVale Mc Gee?
And with that, CPAC sinks back into the slime of hotel conference rooms and Chamber Of Commerce luncheons, only to re-emerge next year and give us a week or two of fights against birth control, or facebook, or the Insane Clown Posse when the rest of the US tries to remember what episode of "America's Funniest Home Videos" they saw Andrew Beerfart in.
Okay, the whole damn thing is online (please note I have no idea what mrctv is, so sorry if it's something horrible) here and a few observations:
– at 5:40 is the first pan of the crowd that shows she's using a teleprompter. Just in case you couldn't tell by the directions her head is pointed as she speaks.
– She gets through the first half of a 35 minute speech (there's an intro of a few minutes too, so the clip above is 40 minutes long) without saying anything besides one slogan after another, nothing backed up by a single fact or specific example or anything.
– at some point she argues against an idea that she obviously doesn't know was something Reagan came up with — she accuses President Obama of wanting to share our missile defense technology with the Kremlin, to a chorus of gasps and boos. This was a highlight of Ronnie's Star Wars speech.
– You have to watch the last two minutes of this thing, which is some sort of completely incoherent cliche crescendo. It's like Forest Gump's version of the climax of a Newt Gingrich speech.
Are you sure it was the teleprompter she was looking at?
share our missile defense technology with the Kremlin, to a chorus of gasps and boos
Did these turd blossoms not get the memo about that whole Soviet-Union-not-existing-anymore thing?
The fact that I just clicked on that video link is a troubling indication of my obviously deep, dark self loathing. I'm going to watch it, for some reason. But first I'm going to get really, really stoned. Also, fuck you for posting the link. I wouldn't have Googled for that, but you made it so damn easy . . . . Fuck.
did Sarah Palin had meth overdose when giving that speech?
Bilbo listened to Sarah there, so we don't have to listen to Sarah here
People paid to see Sarah Palin speak.
& the best she could come up with was this drivel?
P.T. Barnum would be proud.
From the pictures, I'd say her next gig is going to be in radio.
Disemboweling Sarah? Sure. A bit messy, though.
Yeah, she wants a long primary season so she can take the nomination on the 50th ballot at the convention. No sane person wants a long primary season; certainly not the party elites. She's talking out loud about her dreams. Let's hope the HBO movie about this cunt puts some more nails in her coffin, shall we?
Maybe we can slip a $20 to that turkey butcher. I'm sure he hates her too.
Excellent suggestion!
Hey, perhaps you can help me with a joke related to your avatar's name. There's a Spanish word that often follows "pinche" and it sounds like "whey" or "way." What is that word, actually, and how is it spelled?
The proposed joke is a perversion of the old saw about there being "The right way, the wrong way and the Army way" of doing things: "There's the right way, the wrong way and the pinche way (sp?)."
"Pinche wey" is slang for "fucking idiot"… so the joke works nicely.
(Right way, wrong way, and totaly fucking idiotic way.)
The second word is "guey." I knew it wasn't a W because W really isn't used much in Spanish. The G is like an H in this usage. Woot!
We watched the Walking Dead marathon last night so "Disemboweling Sarah" reminded me of the scene in episode 2 where Rick hacks apart a walker with an axe so he and Glen can smear the guts all over themselves to disguise their scent. Perhaps Bilbo and Jim will need to do something similar if they ever need to walk among them again.
Been there, done that.
It's the fucking smugness of these intolerant, ignorant, delusional assholes that makes them so repugnant.
You are describing yourself to a T
Fuck you. And go away.
The troll likes bile for breakfast.
He should try coffee, it's less bitter.
No thank you. Your dick is too small.
Who lifted up your rock?
No Dudley you may not have my cock. Back to Weiner Fwank Waxman and Schumer with you and your need to suckle and felch.
I realize that this is a large one-syllable word, but ROCK only describes your usual covering. But I'd guess that if you were to see the word "antidisestablishmentarianism" you would still read that as "cock." Obsessions are so hard to deal with…
Dawn take you-and be stone to you!
You know, we used to have a commenter named Neillist around here. His politics were far to the right of most people, but he was intelligent and funny most of the time. We don't mind being insulted if it is done with style and wit. You have a long way to go to meet that standard.
You know, we used to have a commenter named Neillist around here. His politics were far to the right of most people, but he was intelligent and funny most of the time.
I must have missed those. I still think it is an amazing coincidence that our multiple userid "pal" showed up spewing crap around the same time neilist had their meltdown and did the exact same thing.
This troll is more like Spanky before he got ban-hammered.
Bossy moo moo statist. I am here to be amused by you insects, not to tell you jokes you might be able to fathom.
Whines about statists.
Does not respect private property.
Yes, totally logically consistent there, champ. You planning on making yet another account when that one gets banned as well?
Sarah Palin's Doors of Perception have long ago been shut, locked, bolted, chained, padlocked, bricked over and all the furniture has been piled up in front.
Just go home already, you dim, worthless attention whore. Oh, and don't forget to shut up.
And don't forget to give a little tip to whoever is supposed to be taking care of your 2008 campaign prop.
Why do you shits spend so much time talking about her then, when you could be sucking your masters cocks instead?
One can always trust the poor sad whores at Wankette to defend the crony corporatists Obama serves and funds with the trillions of new debt he has saddled tax serfs with since taking office.
That's what Palin's speech was about by the way. I gues Barack's ass is as big as Michelle Antoniette's since you can't even hear a speech when you have your head in between the First Cheeks felching those dingle berries as you do.
You poor sad whores.
U MAD, Bruce?
~
Mad? No amused. I love the way you Wankerette airheads combine being clowns with being whores. I assume you don't actually get much business outside of DC, what with the smeared makeup and lime green bozo wigs.
lime green bozo wigs.
Seriously? Bozo had RED hair you horrible little heretic. How could you not know that…unless your knowledge of clowns begins and ends with John Wayne Gacy.
John Wayne Gacy the Democratic Party precinct captain who finally achieved his dream of having tea with First Lady Carter and having his photo taken with her? Another baby killing Demotard.
We prefer "Worthly Wonkete Skum".
Thanks.
How did the trolls find us? I thought this was an unlisted number.
Sometimes the "Do Not Troll" list doesn't work.
Anyway, Troll for Breakfast. Enjoy!
Never cared much for the taste of Cheetos.
The smell gives your location away. When you all start barking your breath has the unmistakeable aroma of wrinkly 80 year old Hungarian rectum. Anyone who has been in a nursing home knows the smell of your breath.
So…You're familiar with the smell of 80 year old Hungarian rectum? Do you go to nursing homes to smell elderly ass, or just to look for new victims?
Worthly? Did your educrat teach you to spell "wormy" that way. Poor tard.
Nawww, someone struck out on DC Craigslist this weekend.
Hey, even Breitbart has standards. Very low, disgusting standards, but standards nonetheless.
I am sure you did Suds. It takes more than soap to get rid of those critters, and your plight has been publicized.
Around these parts, we really love our inside jokes.
As a felcher would.
You're making it sound as if George W Bush was president in another dimension, Bruce.
Boosch? NEIN! Zere vas only REAGAN! Schwienhundt!!
No Bush was clearly in this dimension. After all you brain dead little bitches tell everyone Bush did it too when you defend little Lord Obama almost as much as you scream that it is racist to notice he has created trillions in new debt.
Good lord and butter…you're not very good at this at all, are you? Btw – your avatar says you're a realtor. Does your mother know? At some point you'll have to climb those 13 steps from the basement and tell her. It will break her heart, to be sure but it must be done.
And that was supposed to be an example of effective trash talking? You do have brain rot from all the spoiled jism don't you wormette?
Dear lord…you are that stupid. Laughing now.
Well stupid is the one thing you might know, my sad little retard. And laugh and drool as you will, you have no other function or value.
"…defend the crony corporatists Obama serve…"
Is that a reference to the Wall Street bail-out that Henry Paulson proposed, Sarah Palin supported, and George W. Bush signed into law? And you realize most of the TARP money has been paid back, right?
Or are you referring to the GM/Chrysler bail-out that saved tens of thousands of American jobs, but the Republicans opposed?
Or maybe you are complaining about middle classes taxes, even though Obama proposed raising taxes on the top 1% who benefited most from the bail-outs and Republicans like Palin don't want taxes raised on?
If you want to criticize Obama for being to pro-corporation, that's actually a supportable position worth discussing. If you want to do that while holding up Sarah Palin (a political whore and poster-child for corruption) as a paragon of your ideals while doing it, you need to consider how fucking stupid that makes you look.
Or just fuck off and die.
Funny. He didn't have a reply to this.
They never do…
I'll save Brucie the trouble: "You insignificant delusional whores/worms/quislings! I am so vastly superior to you in every way! Your feeble facts cannot raise you from the gutter."
(Season with some gratuitious babble about Obama and gays and our masters, and a dose of 4-th grade bathroom humor, and you have his one and only message.)
Well, you can talk about her word salad, her stream of platitudes, her paucity of facts, her use of a teleprompter, her baseless accusations and stuff like that, but I felt I was listening to the Republican nominee.
The lady can talk. She had that crowd right where Newt had the bumpkins in South Carolina.
A cold wind from the north is blowing again.
The Teabag Talmud.
(Appropriate apologies.)
The Merde de Taureau Torah
Canons of Caca de Vaca.
The Protocols of the Elders of Lyin'
(hands Dok the Crown)
Amazing how it's considered OK to insult Judaism in liberal circles these days.
I guess that's what happens when you don't mind having a National Socialist
leader in charge.
When I can toss off a joke at the expense of Judaism, and my very Jewish neighbor laughs with me, I think it means that life is good. Try getting there.
Insulting stereotype (from the execrable 1992 movie "School Ties):
True story, last weekend there was a religious revival at Madison Square Garden. Bishop Fulton Sheen made such a stirring speech that 10,000 people converted to Catholicism. Then Billy Graham got up and did some inspired preaching and 10,000 people converted to Protestantism, then to close the program, Pat Boone got up and sang "There's A Gold Mine In The Sky" and 20,000 Jews joined the Air Force!
Not-particularly-insulting stereotype:
How many Jewish Mothers does it take to change a lightbulb?
No, that's all right, I'll just sit here in the dark.
The howling brownshirts at CPAC may love them some Sarah, but they didn't go for her expressed candidate, Newt. After several days of braying alternate reality, the CPAC straw poll went to…..Mitt Romney.
Does anyone else find that sort of hilarious? We get this long weekend of extremist caterwauling just to select "Mr. Inevitability" – "Mr. Brown-Shoed Square" – "Mr. Milquetoast" – :Mr. Patrician" – the guy who just missed out last time – the safe choice from Presidential Central Casting.
These people are walking punchlines.
Yeah, Bilbo, invading the cave of the biggest troll of them all – you get to keep the ring!
And of course Palin's too busy to even briefly follow the news, her gifting industries don't run themselves. She's like my brother-in-law who gets all his "news"" from a wingnut on New York-metro radio (in between ads for male-enhancement pills), and thus is a true expert.
Deconstructing Sarah? I shudder at the thought.
Probably as close to a shudder as you will ever get from a woman.
If you need your women to shudder in order for you to get off, you're doing sex wrong.
Women shuddering with fear and disgust are a crucial element of BruceMajor's rapist-fantasies.
Hmmm…interesting. Fuck along now.
It could be the long awaited sequel to Nailin Palin.
The sequel I want to see is Salin' Palin. Simple plot really. The film opens with Sarah climbing upon a boat and we watch it sail out of the harbor and go far far away.
That harbor of course being off the coast of Bermuda.
Triangle libel!
Saline Palin might work too. The plot is pretty simple: She's mauled by a Grizzlie and run over by a snowmachine. She's in a hospital bed with an IV of 0.9% Saline. Then Levi and his meth upped buddies come in for some moose bukkake. Afterwards, the nurse cleanses her with Saline and changes the IV bag (of Saline, naturally) and then does some rug munching. And so on and so forth.
And then catch fire.
…aannnd… scene.
Is this a case where the sum of the parts are less than the whole?
Unrelated to Sarah Palin, but related to deconstructing, Rep Luis Gutierrez takes apart the phrase "food stamp president"
Great job Rep G. But even if the MSM did represent such truthfulness Newt's got plenty of newt catch-phrase lies in his revolving account.
One problem at a time…
This morning's NY Times (America's newspaper of wreckage) has an interesting article on the issue of government aid. Turns out that more in that wonderful Middle Class are getting aid than are the poors. With one hand they give the finger to the government while they slyly reach back with the other to grab what they want and increasingly, need. The Tea Party drinks federally subsidized tea.
Government programs mainly transfer wealth to politically connected upper and upper middle class people, with some crumbs for the poor as window dressing. Even student loans and pell grants mainly help people who went to good enough schools to make it to medical or professional schools.
On the other hand much of the welfare state you people worship consist of creating barriers of entry to poor people, preventing them from starting day care centers, fixing hair, delivering mail, going to a better school, running a food truck, starting any small business.
This is one of the reasons you must be punished for your crimes. Especially those of you in DC who need to have yor jobs taken away from you and find yourselves in bankruptcy and foreclosure.
Hoping for more foreclosures, Brucie? The realty biz may be on the slow side, but that's probably not the reason you suck at your job.
If it weren't for the government and its interfering regulations, the Poors could start their own sweatshops and get rich!
Thank you very good.
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Once deconstructed, maybe we'll find out exactly what percentage of Sarah is made up of Fallopian tubes.
All of her, Katie.
I'm pretty sure she has a large intestine connected to her mouth.
Shit goes in, shit comes out–you can't explain it!
beat me to it!
"Carpet World"
I bet they don't sell Berber carpet.
But, does it match the Drapes?
Troll Infestation! Better get a can of Tinactin from Walgreen's!
Do you think he followed Bilbo home? I wonder what lured him out of his parent's basement.
He seems obsessed with whores. And Obama's ass cheeks, also.
I guess Spanky decided to try sneaking back in now. Sadly, absence has not made the heart grow fonder.
More of what I would expect from the wonkett. So as soon as some one like Sara Palin says something true that you dont like you have to descontruct her instead of argue with her THE FACTS!!!! So its just like she says when she says that liberals dont belive in FREEDOM and the consitutoin that says you have freedom of speech but then you dont want to let her speek, you just want to shut her up by deconsturcting her. I think your just scared of her!!!
Is this a real Wonketteer trying to mimic a wing nut? If so, I think you overplayed it with the misspellings, bad grammar and illogical reasoning.
But if not, oh dear.
This is clearly parody. Although there is an appropriate amount of misspellings, there's no "moar", no "!!11!!!" and IT'S NOT IN ALL CAPS.
Once again, proving the truth of Poe's Law.
Please do *not* insult the wise ones of previous centuries by implying that the commenter to whom you're responding has anything at all to do with *reason.*
Thank you.
This is parody, isn't it? You got me!
Commas are your friends, reg.
Commas Save Lives.
e.g. "Let's Eat Grandpa!" or "Let's Eat, Grandpa!"
Use them.
Yea well colons are your friends starfangednut if you know what i mean.
You'll have to talk to your pal Bruce. He seems to like the colon – man, woman, goat or cow. All are equal in his eyes.
You were never very good at comparative religions were you Dashboard Pootah. And you whine that someone calls you shit. But you are what you eat.
Ohh, for the halcyon days of "Neilhlist".
You cant even spell it right so how would you know what it means? Its spelled NIHILIST (nihilism) which is what I am now along with libertairianism and thats why I dont like liberals!!! And you must be a real LOSER if you have a picture of your dog up here!!!
I notice that you have a picture of your dog up here, too. At least I hope so.
Oh so I dont have your westcoast clothes and deadlocks so Im not cool??? Im HOTTER than you can get PUDLEY.
-You cant even spell it right
-libertairianism
Uh-huh.
Well you just spelled it the same way I did so whats your point? ANd whats with your name "VOLPE," isnt that some kind of wierd body part or food??? God I feel sorry for you with a name like that, no wonder your so bitter
Thank your educrat!
Good god, it appears to have swallowed the bait, Suds.
Regina, darling.
Freedom of speech does not mean the ability to speak without anyone criticizing. "Deconstructing" a speech means "taking apart" the assumptions and fallacious logic–not banning it. Similarly, saying "I wish that idiot would STFU" is not an infrigement on her First Amendment rights.
Congratulations, though, on understanding the Constitution every bit as well as your idol does.
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and it annoys the pig.
On Planet Teabagger, right-wing nuts have a First Amendment right to say abusurd, counter-factual shit and be believed.
LOVE the subtle parody. So many people over do it. Like the Cain campaign, for example.
You have no earthly idea how scared I am of her.
It's been a few months since we're had a Flying Monkey assault. What's the deal? Free Wi-Fi at the Marriott Wardman Park Hotel?
Or, in $arah's own words, what's the dildo?
Craigslist's m4m personals are down.
That explains everything.
A wonderfully inspirational speech. Anyone who heard it is inspired to re-elect Barack Obama.
OT: The New York Knicks' (What?! I can say "Knicks"!) Jeremy Lin is certainly a breath of fresh air: a clean cut sports phenom with a Harvard education who doesn't hold a prayer meeting after every 3-pointer or wear "Jesus Would Keep The Kid" headbands.
EDIT: Oh fuck, I am completely wrong:
http://thegospelcoalition.org/blogs/justintaylor/...
At least he believes Christians are called to be "humble." And he is obviously not hysterically afraid of Harvard.
I don't know why they're turning Lin's emergence as some type of Cinderella story. The kid was awesome in high school and the only reason he didn't play in one of the big basketball schools is because he had the grades to get into Harvard.
Dare I say, this might be something a Packer and Bear fan can, no fuck it.
Close to heresy there.
Poor Suds. The fetal alcohol syndrome your mom gifted you with from swallowing all those Kennedy loads.
That " Rear Job Cum" anagram really hurt didn't it.
Don't mess with me, I post on ESPN blogs.
Ehhhh, Suds. Don't touch that Thing. You don't know where it's been.
Your right "it" seems worse than Joe Leibermans taint. but I'm bored , at work, and "it" is amusing me.
Urgh! Have at it, then. I'm going for Decon, though. Stat!
Great. Mother insults. A new level of wit has been reached. Yay.
Hey, give Brucie a break. He put a lot of effort into excreting that one, and he's going to admire it for a while.
Rofl. Zzzzzzzzz. You boys are limp aren't you. Thats why you all end up with things like Debbie Washrag Schultz
Just remember to flush, Brucie.
Oh for fuck's sake!
Bristol seems really pissed off today. think it's another missed Period?
*ducks* Woah, Flying Monkeys!!
Brisket's in the news again? Glad I have shit to do today, other than find out what or why.
O, Ghod I hope not. I just pulled her out of the Bandolier of Stupid because it seemed to fit. If there is news, let's not tell each other, OK?
Next week there is a better conference where even you Wankerette tards might be able to learn something
http://studentsforliberty.org/news/yal-announces-...
Students for liberty sounds like a sausage fest. No thanks.
I think he mistyped "studentsforpuberty.org/". Again.
Luberty?
You realize Wonkette is a comedy/gossip blog, right?
WHAT? NO!
I was assured Wonkette was a WAR blog!
Unrelated, random link? Check.
Big Failure poster? Check.
"Wankerettes"? Check.
Are we in re-run season already, spanky?
I think Brucie's run through his entire repertoire of faux bon mots.
I knew it! They're College Republicans!
That does explain a lot.
The Worst Kind.
Reg appears to be home-schooled but y'all be careful since she's a "FIGHTER". Hopefully, they will soon retire to one or the other's parent's basement and we can only pray that contraception will be employed.
Yes, one hopes they do. That Idiocracy movie was not pretty.
I LMFAO though.
Is Liberty University closed for fumigation?
Santorum flood.
Guy probably read one Ayn Rand novel during sophomore and suddenly he's Milton Friedman.
Better than reading Rand and becoming a serial rapist. Even if not by much.
Two quotations I've run into I really like and say a whole lot more about this than I can:
1.) Of Ayn Rand’s Atlas Shrugged, (Dorothy) Parker said: “This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.”
2.)Kung Fu Monkey: "There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old's life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves Orcs."
Thank you! Will pass that along to my libertarian dad.
Feel free! Too good to keep hidden, that is.
Hey Bruce Major I think your right!!! You make a good point and then the wonketts have to try to stop your freedom of speech too just like every one did with Sara Palin. Lets me and you take them all on, are you with me? Im a FIGHTER!!!!
You don't actually know what "freedom of speech" means, do you?
That's it. For the love of GOD WOMAN.
Your= a possessive pronoun. Ex: Your shit, as opposed to my shit.
You're= contraction for -you are- Ex: You're talking nonsense.
This reginagreene is a parody and I rather like her.
You can tell because the avatar is the girl who boasted about killing her neighbour.
Who?
Alyssa Bustamante, a teenage girl who murdered her 9-year-old neighbour because she "wanted to know what it felt like." She had a history of severe depression and self-mutilation. Our Regina Greene's av is the mugshot of Bustamante.
What a coincidence–I don't like Mondays, either.
Whats this??? I never killed my neighbor or boasted about killing. You have me confused with some other friednd of yours Fuki (are you Jap? I think its cool that on this paper there are lots of people from other places like you and Volpe from Italy. Some day I will travel!). Like I said before Im a FIGHTER, not a killer. Ideas are my guns and my knives are words!!! Let the battle begin and the best fighter win!!!
Ideas are my guns and my knives are words!
And metaphors are your hastily-constructed IEDS.
LOL.
'Some day I will travel!'
Ok, this clinches it…Regina is a wonketteer in teabagger clothing. Given how much we diss folks who have never taken their hoverround over an international border, this is like waving a catnip mouse to a moggie.
I'm betting it's Neilhist (sp?)
At this point, most bets are on Neilist, although I'm secretly nursing a hope that it is DerrickWildcat.
Regina I think you should take your act commercial. I am sure there is a Laff Barn wherever you live. You could be the first Wankerette to get a job that isn't tax funded. I mean, if you think your skills are up to it.
You could be a pilot project for mainstreaming all these handicapped.
Ah… Hi, Sancho! Please say hello to Alonso Quijano, upthread. You two should really get on well.
Hey again BRUCE MAJOR I just checked out your "Students and liberty website!!! Im not in college but I agree with every thing you say!!!! Me and you can be a pair of MAMA GRIZZLIES and stand up with Sarah!!!
Again with the parody.
That's nice. Defending Sarah Palin against low lifes like Wankerettes who lie about her speech or tell rape jokes about her daughter is not the same thing as supporting her. I might even defend some of these subnormals if I saw them being raped.
Hey Bruce Maajor its me again. I tried to reply to you with my email but it didnt see it here so I want to do it this way to make sure I get in touch! I am freaked by your sstory here. Are you saying that these wonker guys told rape jokes to Palins daughter (was it the little one sho is pretty or the other one?), cause I hink thats PERV stuff!!! No wonder you are fighting them!!! Im glad to be fighting by your side!!!
Shoot…you wouldn't defend anything. You'd be all sad that you didn't get a chance to "show a house" to us first.
I don't work with just any trash. You'd have to at least be funny.
Lie down with grizzlies, get up with fleas.
What's that? Mama's Grisly pair?
Could be. Same spellin skilz & all. Unless a libertairian is something new from DSM IV.
I can understand $arah wanting to go Economy Class on her Trolls but, my goodness, don't send them here without at least a free Spell-Check program. It's just embarrassing.
It's right next to "Teapartier", in the personality disorders section.
Throbbing Grizzle.
*Ding!* You are correct, although "Gristle" is an acceptable answer too.
Also "Throbbing Bristle," too.
Wasn't that her nickname behind the Wasilla Wash N' Dry?
Always fun to note when Republican teleprompter-jokers gives speeches on teleprompters. But let's not let our enjoyment of Sarah!'s oratory lead us to overlook Mitt's mega-fail in this respect at CPAC. Opening his speech, the self-announced "severe conservative" pronounces, with acoustic production unit set on "stentorian" and cranked to 11:
Three years ago, Barack Obama came to Colorado to accept his Party’s nomination. He rented out a huge stadium. He hauled in some Styrofoam Greek columns and two giant screens to set the mood.
Naturally, he was reading this from a pair of teleprompters on each side, in front of two giant screens and fake greek columns.
http://2012.talkingpointsmemo.com/2012/02/romneys...
A man of the people! He relates to us!
Wait…what are you implying?
I believe he's suggesting that Mitt Romney isn't really Greek.
You would think that with all the "re-education camps" and "death panels" Obama is supposedly setting up, that many Conservatives would be too afraid to gather in one place.
SSSSSHHH! That's how we plan to collect them.
Now you're done it. We'll have to fall back on the Gun Shows, now….Woops! Now I've done it!
Hey, I'm going to one in Vegas next weekend! Guess I better pack my Dem voter registration card, right next to my NRA card so they'll know I'm with them. Better leave my ACLU card at home, though.
You're on the Collection Team!
You should be getting a holographic I.D. and Microchip implant from the M.I.B.'s early this week. The man in Booth 34 will have your Government Issue sonic stunner. Present your arm for scanning and say your code phrase "Fast & Bulbous!" The roundup will begin promptly at 1400 hrs. Transport via Black helicopter will be waiting in the parking lot afterwards. Snacks and Rum and Pineapple drinks will be served and the in-flight movie will be "Thirteen Days".
As always, if any member of your team is caught or killed, the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions.
This post will self-destruct in 5 seconds. Good luck, Jim.
Just don't blab about the NASCAR and pro-wrestling camps that the DNC set up…
That's Team "B" territory. I don't know and I don't want to know.
You're right – you don't want to know what kind of "Dirty Work" we Team B types have to do so you Team A guys can remain in Polite Society at the embassies and on the chat shows… the Horror…
Though you should quietly — and I mean quietly! Use the Navajo that all of us have learned fluently, precisely for this moment — warn any reliable fellow Obama worshipers to steer clear of all the "Free Cheetos!" signs that will be popping up next week.
Obama already uses the IRS and other agencies to attempt to intimidate critics. Many from the Koch brothers to critical journalists are audited every year, even though nothing was turned up the year previously. Of course you fascist wormlettes like that, since you have no actual respect for civil liberties. Brainless whores that you are.
Keep an eye out for the black helicopters, Brucie.
wrt to bible spice, doesn't one have to be educated in the first place, before one can be re-educated? no, six years at idaho u for a degree in communications is not "education".
It's clear from this conference that the camps and death panels have been a huge success: we got all the smart ones.
It should be pointed out that Sarah and her family come from the most Socialist state in the Union, that as Governor of the most Socialist state in the Union her biggest accomplishment was raising taxes on the state's biggest employers, she certainly has a hot tub and jacuzzi at her mansion and she has a lucrative contract with the most powerful media corporation in the country, if not the world.
There You Go Again, with those Facts N' shit. Liberal.
The new trolls [excepting Regina - not a bad parody for a first outing] are clearly disagreeable and cranky enough to be welcomed into our community, but just too damned unfunny. I think it's time to establish a basic humor test for posters. Nothing too hard, just making sure a fundamental grasp of the classics is there:
a) Last night I shot an elephant in my pyjamas. How —-
Pass: that elephant got in my pyjamas I'll never know.
Banhammer: can you libtard Obummer lovers accuse Sarah, when your the ons talking killing elephants and its donkys that are getting killed too. Hawhaw Algores fat.
b) I wouldn't want to join any group —–
Pass: that would have me as a member.
Mjölnir: with all nazi comunists wanketers wholl be crying when Obambi is gone.
…Um… Can I join you're group?
c) "The Hammers" is the nickname of what English football team? "The Hammers."…
Pass: No? Well, bad luck, Karl. It is, in fact, West Ham United. / [reply] Fry Rittle Beudie!/ [reply] The development of the industrial bourgeoisie! / [reply] No. It was Wolverhampton Wanderers who beat Leicester 3-1…..
Charles Martel at Tours: Huh?
d) He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. ——
Pass: He really is an idiot.
Judas Maccabaeus: Obumms is going down for tax-serfdom trillion dollar debt bailout. Freedom Ron Paul Revolution!
e) It's hard to imagine that anyone but the 27%ers would really choose the society that would result from a Santorum presidency. But then, nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.
Pass: [OK, I don't have to spell it out for you.]
Trondheim Hammer Dance: I do.*
[*If meant seriously. In the right context, with proper setup, actually could be funny.]
I'll second this. The Unfunny thing is my greatest objection having to suffer the poor class of Trolls we've been experiencing.
A "3 strikes" rule would be good – no one's funny all the time but 3 Unfunny posts establishes a trendline that is hard to discount. The problem is that the Trolls often just totally blow it on the very first post and tumble downhill from there.
I'm not certain that the Trollistics program supports a Funny module yet, either.
Some of us enjoy toying with and skewering them, though. Wouldn't want to get in the way of other Wonketter's Fun, would we?
But you Wankerettes are the trolls. Troglodytes who want to return to medieaval times where your Lord decides who will eat what and lets his TSA vassals exercise seignorial rights to molest the serfs' virgin children.
Now Brucie's descending into parody. What's a Wonketeer to do?
I heart you.
me too. Let's gay marry him/her.
OK, but can you have the babies?
It is probably the same moron as before under yet another username.
Christ! Do you think they can remember two user names? I'll bet they are on a big ribbon of paper Scotch-taped to the top of their mother's computer screen.
Actually, given that I am being stalked again on yet another of their usernames, I am pretty sure it is the same moron as before.
Please new castrati. The only elephant in your pajamas is a figment of your imagination based on your lack of computational ability.
Is that an elephant in your pajamas, or are you just happy to see me?
More like an earthworm.
Dubious that anyone has ever been happy to see you.
And Volpe I know you are getting peckish, but I am sure the warden will be along with your worms and gruel soon.
All I have to say in my defense is, I read that last line as "In the right context, with proper rope …"
It must be bedtime. Oh, and, *excellent,* Chich, you've outdone yourself, old thing.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend….
…Inside Barack Obama's America, it's too dark to read, and the Nanny State has confiscated all the incandescent bulbs anyway.
Oh, it's a full-scale Troll Shenanigans Blitzkrieg, my friends! "Your mother wears Army boots" earned +40 and a lecture about comedy!
"Begun, the Troll Wars have."
Fap, fap. Fapity Fapfapfap.
Army boots??!!
Is this the 50's?
This must be the hoard that re-writes history for St. Sarah.
(I'm still pissed that one called you "Chester!")
Oh, snap…
Cartoonist provides a critical, and useful, Palin retrospective
Holy shit! If we're getting assaulted by Palinistas here, this guy is going to get a lot more than just calls. I hope he's holed up in a Fortified Compound.
Gracias! Never heard of that book. Think I'll order a copy just in case Sarah's future at FOX TeeVee falls through and she has to go to her "safety career" national politics again.
Same reason I still have a copy of "The Emperor Has No Clothes." I don't trust that the repubs won't actually re-animate Ronnie and I need to remember just how very very bad the 80's were.
Oh goodie, trolls! This should be fun. Let me just make a fresh pot of coffee and cancel all my appointments.
I know right…it's been a while. Granted, it's like nuking fish in a barrel, but it's a nice rainy Sunday afternoon thing.
"The wingnut random insult thrower pretending to be gay is deployed here…the faux-liberal 'newbies' are positioned there…and the 'moron' is providing distracting fire here."
"Very good. And Neilist?"
"Mein Fuhrer, Neilist…Neilist wouldn't be caught dead with such troglodytes!"
Trolls come in, trolls shit, trolls go out–who can explain it?
Always a Miscommunication!
Misogynist, closeted, white men cheered for aging lady with boobs who said tough things and once shot a gun.
There's your headline, Bilbo.
Wow, the Flying Monkey patrol has really lit the place up today!
I just know this can't last. When is checkout time at the Marriott, anyway?
David Gregory grills Obama's chief of staff and suggests that austerity should be a central issue going forward, but lets Frothy off the hook on women's reproductive rights. Fuck you David Gregory.
Greggery Peccary is a useless Villager Tool with Conventional Wisdom stamped into his inner eyelids and who wouldn't recognize Investigative Journalism if it ran up to him Naked, kicked him in the Nutz, gave him an Atomic Wedgie and ate his lunch.
I didn't know the fucker was a teabagger. He talked about austerity as if it were something that's working for the countries where those measures were applied. This being said, Obama's chief of staff didn't take him to the mat on the issue either. He just offered up some lame talking points and ignored Gregory's statement. Personally, I would love to see a Democrat with enough balls to point out to the likes of zgregory that austerity has been a killer of economies.
He's no Teabagger, He's a Villager.
The difference is – he's all for the Conventional Wisdom, because it gets him a sweet high paying Media show, guest appearances, lucrative guest speaking gigs, coveted parking space, the best wine at the finest table at the most discriminating restaurants in town and blow jobs from (and to) All The Right People.
If Communism did all that for him he'd be running around in BDU's with a black beret and as much of a beard as he could muster.
He's just a media whore with nothing to contribute to the conversation.
He did not have McCain, Lieberman, and/or Graham on again?
Bristol is probably terrified that once her mother flames out she'll want to help out at the beauty salon.
i turned it off she said Todd sold his Harley to buy a new snow machine and that Willow and Brisket are in DC but didn't know where they were.
Interesting commentary but not so much with the funny. Perhaps Mr. Bilbo Baggins needs to take a few shots next time before sitting down to ye olde laptop?
I suspect he already does and he still has no juice.
I don't think I've lived good enough of a life to see a brokered convention where Sore Palin gets the nomination. Please, please, please, god, I promise I'll go to church every Sunday for the rest of the year . . .
Titanium woman? Huh?
How about "Rusty Snapper".
The sad part isn't that Duh Gov'Nuh is just going through the motions as she goes through the motions.
The sad part is that a level of effort so minimal it is practically negative is more than enough to keep this crowd quite content.
The door may still be open – the window of opportunity slammed shut on her chubby fingers.
Re trolls on a Sarah Palin post: how deluded must some people be not to recognize by now the Palin family as a conning, grifting Reality TV money factory? Didn't they get the email from Palin asking them for more money so she could make up her mind whether or not she was running for president a few days before she offhandedly announced she wasn't running for President?
If you don't see the con at that point, you deserve to have your money taken.
Ah my little ass sucking bitch it is you who do not see. Obama stealing you blind so he can pay his cronies. Or perhaps you are one of them? If so, we have an axe waiting with your name on it.
Obama could be a highway robber stealing grandma's last pennies and raping white ladies, and that wouldn't change my mind that Sarah Palin is too stupid to be a public figure.
In other words, one is not dependent on the other, so any mention of Obama is what's called a "red herring."
If so, we have an axe waiting with your name on it.
Needs moar whining about "union thugs" and how violent OWS is.
Uhhh, donaldo…
They are the Palin Family.
Don't let on.
Hmm, C_R_Eature, that would explain the troll's gratuitous sexual references. Not much to do in Alaska but take chastity vows & make babies, I'm afraid.
Even for the allegedly gay.
"…take chastity vows & make babies". And not in that order.
I think the inordinate obsession with Anal matters gives it away too. That's the only real reliable birth control method they seem to have available.
You really need to go over to Conservatives4Palin and read some of the shite there. If the lot of them have a single working braincell in toto, I'd be surprised.
If you are new to reading the insects at Wankerette do it while watching the "Walking Dead" marathon on AMC. Then you'll have brain dead zombies in stereo. Though the ones on TV are smarter and better looking.
Hey Bruce Major it looks like me and you have another thing in common! I like the walking dead too and have been dieing for it to come back on!!! I wish their show would shoot some episdoes where I live so I could be a ZOMBIE!!! But did you really think the zombies are smart and better looking, cause what I like about them is that their so dumb and gross and stumbled. Also I am a nihilist (nihilism) and I kind of like the idea of every thing just ending. Its like that would give people like us the blank page we need to start every thing over and get it right!!!
Okay, now I am convinced. MittBorg – is that you?
Interesting…
No, hon. I was just thinking it sounds like DerrickWildcat. (looks around suspiciously) Say! Has anyone SEEN Derrick?
I guess I was just missing you when I wrote that.
Hah-ha, shows how much you know! AMC is ALREADY in stereo! Stoopid consurvitivz.
Truth here- I've met some of the cast of the Walking Dead sans make-up and at least here- you have told the truth. They are some good looking people- Steven is definitely bright- Jon Bernthal- not so much but his looks make up for it. By the way, pretty sure they all support the President.
I am sure all zombies support your president. I mean Wankerette represents half of the zombie population all by itself.
You say that like it's a bad thing.
IA! IA! PALIN FHTAGN!
Also, is it really "Conference Centre" spelled like that? That's Canadianist!
If only Palin lay Dead and Dreaming in the house at R'lyeh
From your mouth to the Elder Gods' ears. Or whatever appendages they use for hearing with.
Operculae.
Shhhhhh. Mustn't wake them before their Time.
That's how it's spelled in Innsmouth.
It's the correct English spelling.
We ain't no English, over here. Speak American!
I do my best, dood.
Wankerette Jr should not have been allowed to cover Palin, since he's so obviously sexist.
In his companion piece on gays at CPAC his patriarchal bias came out, as he only looked through the men for men section of craigslist and neglected the women for women ads to see about CPAC lesbians.
You just assume the CPAC dykes are all closeted like Barbara Mikulski and Donna Brazille and your big Democrat girls.
Wimmenz? At CPAC?
Free advice: Accusing someone of being sexist, but then calling women "dykes" doesn't exactly help your case.
Sorry moron but gay people use the word dyke all the time. Dykes even have things called Dyke Marches and wear T shirts at them that say Dyke on them. Sell stupid somewhere else loser.
Brucie's absolutely right. Also, because of NWA, that one word that Brucie calls Obama all the time is not racist at all.
(Best variation on a theme–A friend of mine went to the Michigan Womyn's Music Festival, and bought a shirt that said "I went to the MWMF and all I got was this lezzie t-shirt")
But I have never used that word whorelet. Now go round up some more poor black kids to sell to the educate cartels for campaign donations for Democrats. The modern day slave trade and institutional racism doesn't run themselves. You fascist whores play an essential part.
Cool story, bro.
Haha, yeah. MAKES SENSE.
Yeah, ask Ann Coulter- she should know.
It amusing that any of you think you are witty when all you have done for 5 years is tell rape jokes about Palin and dyke and trans jokes about Coulter.
But then, no one really thinks any of you ar bright.
OK, I, too, have now decided you're a fake. No one writes "you ar" and then spells "moron" correctly. Also, how did you get your p number to be 69. Too funny.
Assumptions would make an ass of you, but like your sister racist whores here, you were born little more than an asshole.
I simply don't think you sewage are worth editing typing mistakes from my iPad. To explain even more of the obvious to you moronic little slime.
Dear Bilbo,
Try cleaning your ears with Q-tips and industrial strength bleach.
Hat tip to Spurning Beer for digging this up, but it's too good to get buried:
http://tpmcafe.talkingpointsmemo.com/talk/blogs/t...
Oh, nice detective work! What a sad, fat-faced little psychopath he is, indeed!
LOL…busted!
Oh, that's just too beautiful for words. Thanks!
So now, we have a phone number and two email addresses, as well as an employer as cudgels to beat him with should he get out of line.
I really don't care about all the stupid insulting posts, but if he starts to Fuck with any one of us then the line Will have Been Crossed.
He's a "Fitness Center Concierge" at the Fairmont … must be a great place to land locker-room hookups.
"Fitness Center Concierge"
Isn't that a fancy way of saying "towel boy"?
"Pissboy".
So…Agitprop Rage and probably " 'Roid Rage"? I'll bet there's a little Road Rage in there too.
If you're going to be a professional troll, why would you sign everything using your legal given name? Shit, even Neilhilist wasn't that dumb.
That's the thing…only someone stupid or deranged would post such wildly crazed shit under his very own name.. Stupid can be dealt with , but it's the Deranged part that bothers me.
Plus…Neilhilist was funny at times.
In his 40s, huh? That's odd. Given the level of his "insults" here, I would have guessed him to be in his mid-teens.
…and it's confirmed! Libunatics/friieend and ny9solyndra have pooped up my visitor's list again after many months free of his/their vile miasma. Clean up your slimy discharge, Spankys, we're not your mother.
jesus really?
gross.
Well God damn it. This whole thread is just IMPOSSIBLE to masturbate to.
You're just not *trying,* are you?
You could try Bruce Major's signature technique of ramming a terrified kitten up one's ass first… his fellow rent-boys say Bruce swears by it!
This place needs a "show all replies" button. Seriously.
I asked for that about two years ago. Crickets.
Ooo, it gets better with our troll Mr. Majors. Google him and look what comes up:
http://thinkprogress.org/politics/2010/08/25/1155...
This guy is a classic.
He seems to have an awful lot of time on his hands to write thousands of online posts.
Golly, wonder why?
so we've already been making fun of him for years? classic.
Yeah, that's definitely his writing style.
I am just going to leave this here.
http://support.intensedebate.com/moderation/black...
Yeah, as entertaining as it might be, this place is neither therapy nor education. Send it somewhere else.
Eew. Everyone at that conference got Santorumed.
This video should be distributed to all half-sentient people with a cutting problem. When they feel like cutting, they can just watch this. The level of self-abuse is way worse, without the [physical] scarring!
More than 700 comments, a brand new Nadine (i.e., regina whatever) and a second-rate spanky retread, and not one single poopy head.
Christ. Memes and their authors go down the memory hole quickly around here.
well, have you been in the trenches, hmmmm??
i have not. so i can fling blame with impunity.
Christ. Memes and their authors go down the memory hole quickly around here.
You see how desperately we need you?
I subscribe to the Jukesgrrl/Dustbowlblues school of "do not engage the trolls". First it's a couple of harmless "poopyheads", then next thing you know they've got inside your head, slipped their restraints with a bent staple and killed the guard with a fountain pen. I can't afford to let that happen.
Poopyhead was stupid, I'm glad it's gone. Feel free to reply with "poopyhead."
Sarah Palin.
sadly for sarah and her posse, everyone everywhere is focused on the death of someone who had actual talent.
Sorry little Obama whores can't play with you this morning. Over at the Daily Caller they have some fun reading on your litter mate, David Brock, and all the Media Matters employees who think he's lost it since his boyfriend dumped him. Carrying an illegal gun, refusing to ride in the elevator with his employees, advertising on chemistry.com for whites only dates, talking to himself, foaming at the mouth, sleeping on Michelle and Barack bedsheets in Harry Reid PJs with a Nancy Pelosi night light.
You'll have to roll in your own mess and laugh at yourselves for a bit.
Not to worry, Brucie — we got your message: There are seriously deranged people out there in Wingnuttistan. No need to come back to prove it.
What the fuck, exactly, has been going on all up in here since last I checked in sometime Saturday afternoon? 862 comments apparently (as far as I can tell) largely if not exclusively due to some bedwetting Remax agent?
This is an impressive body of work by any measure and represents time well spent!
Did anybody think to suggest to the troll that he try singing his words to better express himself? Perhaps he could use the tune, oh I don't know, "Swanee River." Throw in a couple "bugger, shit, shit, fucks" and the chap will be right as rain.
And so, let the week begin.
And all delivered in a high pitched screech. Really not her best work.
Wow. That was quite a thread.
I need a cigarette.
Think I'll join you.
This deserves all the upfists that were wasted, up to now.
HAHAHA! No, he isn't. He's just a desperate, sad, childish twit. You must never have hung out on the newsgroups. We used to have people who would actually stalk other people IRL, including one pretty notorious lunatic who was finally arrested, IIRC, for harassing people IRL. This guy's just … sad.
The only place I hang out online is Wonkette. I'm not even on facebook. What can I say?
Indeedy. The newsgroups are but ancient memory, now. Suffice it to say that the InterWebz of these days are a tame thing indeed, compared to the early days.
MODERATOR
There is a troll repeatedly spewing nonsensical namecalling hate in these comments. Allowing crap like that at that level just ruins the whole commenting conversation. Please monitor the comments on this site before it's ruined for everyone.
Or just call 'em a poopyhead.
It's like the blahs with the n-word. You have to be special needs to use the r-word. Regular people using it is just mean.
Oooops bumped in the cuckoos nest. Its nice to see Sarah Palin makes all your worthless lives something to live for!
974th!
Also, threadshitting macho troll is MACHO.
The Day Room is full of right wingers. You can't make me go there.
Be good conservatives, go inside and sit down.
Dinner is served promptly at 8. Those who are late do not get fruit cup.
I'll mix you a pillcup full of Puppy-Uppers, Doggie-Downers, Laughers, Screamers and In-Betweeners – THEN we'll see which Patient "102415" will go into which Day Room. Now please leave the Nurses' Station.
I said that this child was fine, parents were special needs.
It is. It's just Boring and would be the only thing I would deploy the Banhammer for, were I in charge.
What the hell is it about $arah that brings these people out of the woodwork, anyway?
Why are you getting abusive to new members? You're the one who gave Sarah credit for having a brain.
"I actually agreed with her in that she recognized the problem…." Didn't you say that? Try re-reading your post.
He/she is out of line. Personal attacks are not snark.
Cheetos, mixed with Red Bull, rage sweat and failure is off my diet, too.
Your mother, in combat boots.
An idiot, obvs. Good grief, the troll odour is horrific in here.
So, kids, remember: it's best to lurk for a while and figure out where in the fuck you are and what the conversation is about before you make a complete ass of yourself like ruperto32! Don't embarass yourself with insults from old Bowery Boys movies, also.
Upset, are we? Relax, Chester. This is supposed to be a fun site. And please don't pull that "you're a newbie" stuff. This isn't supposed to be an old boys' institution.
And who the fuck is upfisting them? Must be tons of lurking trolls around here.
Don't EMFL me, bro!
It's more of a meritocracy around here than an old boys' club–and if you'd read even one thread through, you'd have met our queen bees Barb, Lizzie, Jukesgrrl, et al. If you're funny and smart, we'll take to you. If not, not.
Post one thing that's funny. Then I will notice you.
That's Mr. Kincaid to you, newbie.
There's nothing more reasonable than a totally idiotic new person coming in and explaining social interaction to a group.
so I let you decide what to think of me!!!
It's not looking good for you so far.
well OF COURSE you're a self-hating gay man Bruce, that seems pretty obvious by your dick-ish comments…now go fuck yourself, you'll feel better
BLASPHEMY!! YOU'VE SAID IT AGAIN!!
So Fare are you one of Bruce Majors gay friends (your picture) or are you a nihilist like me? So may be I canlet you decide what to think of me and forget about Bruce Major???
Actually, its all I know.
What the hell is a Bruce Major?
Do they have a vaccine for that?
Actually NBC was owned by GE until recently and GE is massively subsidized by Obama's so called green prorgams, and the chair of GE is a chief economic advisor to Obama. Many NBC chattering monkeys are married to government officials. David Gregory's wife was a high level Fannie Mae lobbyist; Andrea Mitchell's husband was chairman of the Federal Resere. Many others like Chris Matthews and Lawrenec O'Donnell are former congressional flaks, like Jim Carney in the revolving door of alternately working for government and then the media.
NBC always has been a corporation that was never owned by any government. Period. No amount of backpedaling on your part changes that.
SPANKY!!! Long time no see, my friend!! Go on, deny it's you, you kidder!
GE was doing pretty well for itself long before Obama came along. And subsidies for green programs hardly equal government ownership. Wait, why am I trying to engage you on facts? Let's try troll language: ACORN ALINSKY THUG UNION CHICAGO TACTICS! BOOGA BOOGA!
I was half-wondering that same thing myself.
Fare sees Regina sitting in a tree, s-a-w-i-n-g.
It's a really vile infection rampant in Australia. Makes the infectees talk funny in between their delirious fantasies of actually having dicks.
Ni!
There aren't any women here are there?
I see what you did there Chich. TRIANGLE LIBEL!
No one has to prove anything to you, Chet. You are not some "king of the hill." Why are you in such a sour mood?
Yes, we need to maintain "plausible deniability", after all but we do appreciate all you do and We Salute You.
To be fair, it's no picnic up here, either. The horrible, horrible people we have to be nice to. At least Berluscconi is out of the picture. He was disgusting and all hands, with every gender – and species – imaginable. *Shudder*
Yawn. Yes media married to state actors, taking money from state agencies and in revolving door employment with the state is no connection at all. Your poor cows are too dumb to do anything other than walk to the trough and get your shots before you are eaten.
I doubt there are many minds at Wankerette to change. You don't seem to be able to identify who has an Oxford degree she must have blown people to get. It's not a commentator here. Reading comprehension minus 5.
No a volpe is a small species of rodent, a vermin.
Volpe is the Italian word for fox.
Italian is a language from another country.
Language is a thing that higher life forms use to express ideas.
Ideas are things you will never have.
Hope that clears things up for you. And it's still spelled Libertarianism.
You're thinking of a vole, but considering your previous track record on spelling it really isn't surprising you confused the two.
Is that like the hamster you shove in your victim's behinds?
Because you aren't funny, and neither are your sock puppets.
and why are you such a dick, sweet holy jeebus how did al the morons hijack this thread, slow day at Redstate for you morons?
…Roll Credits…
I realize that your name is Dud, and from your posts, aptly so.
Ted Bundy says hi.
So…did you become a realtor to make it easier to lure people into out of the way places to rape and kill them, or did that just come to you later.
Channeling your fellow scum again eh?
You seem inordinately familiar with stuff about the ass. Did this come naturally to you…like a priest? Or did you find that you liked the asses of your dead victims more than any other part?
Implying a liberal is "gay" isn't much of an insult. We're not exactly homophobic, you know.
Your just too dumb
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and you're just too dumb to get it, EVERYONE here laughs AT you, and ON you, moron
My thoughts exactly DB. This troll is seriously, mentally ill. I don't think outpatient treatment is even an option for this guy.
No I recognize it from the chatter of your fellow Soros whores on all the little whore sites published in DC where I live.
No I am thinking of you. But if you prefer to tell us it is Italian for some other type of half breed carion eater, then please swell with pride.
Sad litle bitch boy it is very clear that ideas are not among the things with which you have intercourse. As a smug brain dead little fart I am sure your community college professors told you you were bright when not having you felch them, so you have been inoculated, as it were, to self-knowledge.
Hey Volpe. I tried to put a reply to this using my email but it doesnt seemt o work so I will do it this way. Im even glad that it didnt work cause what I said wasnt nice and now i see it was not right. Im sorry I didnt know you were Italian and didnt mean to make fun of your name. How long have you been here and is your family here or in Italy??? If you family is here I hope they are not screwed up (I am an expert on this!!!) I still dont agree with you on any thing but that dont mean I dont RESPECT YOU!!! I hope we can be nobel fighters who respect each other like the gladaitors in your ROme!!!
Please feel free to "Miss Sweetie Poo" Major Bruce At will.
(see downthread).
It really is becoming Boring.
With Ossum Sauce.
Yawn. Did you become so boring and stupid so you could convince yourself that the reason you are still a virgin is not your face and your smell?
Bore me some more shit suckers.
I think if you take time to be more mindful, you will see that cloacal terms come to mind to everyone near you.
He's gay. And self-hating. Of course he knows about felching.
you live in DC? I doubt it- maybe Fredericksburg or Gainesville, VA
Hey Bruce…I just talked to some of my P&C friends in the DC area. They all knew you were a douchebag, but none of them knew that you never denied being a reality stalker. Oh dear.
I haven''t read all his dumb comments but using gay as an insult? So he is maybe a 19 year old hs drop-out?
Poor sad whore with no reading comprehension. I didn't say you are gay. I said you sexually service your fascist masters.
And as to homophobia, you scummy bitches are the ones who oppose school choice, condemning families whose gay kids are being bullied to have no options to switch schools. You are objectively the primary homophobes in the country, just as you are the main racists, selling black kids to the educrat cartels for campaign
Sign donations on your candidates.
This is why you don't deserve to live. After a fair trial before a jury of the tax serfs of course.
You can't stay on topic at all, can you? You try to bob and weave, but your sauce is weak. I may need to rethink my belief that you're some kind of real estate serial killer. I always thought they were at least clever in a diabolical way. You're just weak and can only repeat the same riff over and over again. I'm starting to think you're just a garden variety rapist. Or is that only on tapioca night at your parent's nursing home?
If we bore you, will you go away?
Disorganized thinking is characteristic of sociopathy.
Yawn. You simps try to convince yourself that you are in position to judge, but you just show your imbecility with every post.
And so bossy. True 'crats. It must be innate.
It figures. This may be the only person I've seen that could fail at being a sociopath.
We're through the looking glass here people!
You seem to be the master at cloaca dialog…or maybe you're just an ass. Fortunately, when the FBI does a psych evaluation for you (all of 5 minutes), they'll have you back in the home and back on your meds licketdy split.
Oh Norman…go see if your mom needs anything.
Hey, no fair…he just said re+@rd. WE can't say re+@rd. This is bullshit.
Heavens! Americans have rights! How tragic. Oh, and serious fucking fail with the whole Godwin thing.
"It is a crime against my humanity that I must ever consort with you scum. "
The feeling is mutual., Brucie. The difference is that we're willing to let you walk along, in your personal bubble of insanity and hate.
Really? Than why aren't you on fire?
Not Dashboard Pootah, your life and actions are insignificant and hold no motivation for anyone.
Yes but as we have already established you are an idiot. I live across the street from your master Harry Reid. His zombie outside matches your zombie insides.
Ms Greene, if you're so all-fired AMERICAN, howcome your first name is 1) a foreign word and B) a foreign word for a form of leadership that GOOD, PATRIOTIC AMERICA-LOVING PATRIOTS (in America) REJECTED in 1776?
Also, we all know that the "Greens" are environmentalist extremists, so there you have it: someone claiming to love FREEDOM whose name is a combination of monarchism and radical environmentalism.
We see right through you, missy.
I will smother you in honey glaze then lick it off with such tender affection that you will wake up in a cold sweat every night for the rest of your life, your body aching for the release it will never find.
Wow is that a picture of your kid? How old is he now? I think hes a boy (right I hope!!!) I could of had one but its too much for me to take in then. And you know sometimes I AM on fire when I get pissed. I like this war of IDEAS and am glad to be here among all of you!
Poor sad little whores. Identifying with state actions, uniforms, police powers, allows you to fantasize that you are significant, and provides a flickering quickening to your tiny peni. This is why you love to suck your masters' cocks.
I would respond with yet another witty slash against your predilection for abusing the elderly, but why bother. I have had a wonderful day….had a lovely phone call with my fiance, worked on several songs and a short story I'm writing, and made lunch for the week in my crock pot (although, I must admit, I should have gone heavier on the spice). I'm about to take a shower and then settle in with a scotch and a book before turning in.
What have you done today?
As best I can tell, he's spent the day accusing everyone here of felching Obama and being sad little whores. Not exactly constructive, but I guess it means he's inside and not out in the world killing anyone.
Rofl. Thanks for the sedative. Your poor fiancé. One can only imagine the subnormals you two will spawn.
Kids at private schools never get bullied? That's seriously the worst argument for school vouchers I've ever heard.
I will concede your point, though. Saying a man is someone who sexually services another man by swallowing his semen isn't technically the same as calling someone gay.
For this guy? Definitely underhanded.
You may not be aware of the "showings" he has lined up for this week.
I would like to tee up on you, but I think you're a wonketeer regular playing dress up.
I never noticed a difference between the two, and doubt that they were actually two separate people.
Well Dr., you should stick to your medicine work and leave the politics to people like Bruce Major, Volpe and I who think about these things a lot. I can vanish your points in 2 easy steps, 1) you believe that the name Regina was outlawed in 1776 by the Patriots (in America), but thats my name and no one not even the law has said any thing to me about my name so I think you dont know the laws (and your a "DR" so why wuold you?), and 2) these "Greens" you know might be envioirmental extremes combined with monarchs, but thats a different family stupid, see my name "Greene" with an "E" on the end? Im a nihilist (nihilism) not a monarch or one of the Greens. (Bet you wish you stuck to medine now right???)
You honestly don't know what "Regina" means or what foreign language it's derived from, do you?
Protip: Not everyone with the title "Dr." practices medicine. Not that I'd expect you to know anything about elitist universities and what goes on inside them. Of course, your hero, Sarah Palin, had to attend five different ones before she could finish a bachelor's degree–and then went and got married, so, so much for being a bachelor!
Finally, I will grant you this: "Nihilists For Palin" would at least be consistent with truth in labeling laws.
(Also, on the off chance that you're a Poe, congratulations! It's no "Cask of Amontillado," but hey, we live in a diminished age)
oh, regina 'vanishing my points' is fucking brilliant and i think i love you but here's a thing:
no one misspells 'environmentalism' that badly .
neilist. fucking flirt.
Wow, we are such total dumbasses except for you.
Looks like the trolls are coming in from both sides.
I get it, because I have a detailed critique that includes something other than just offering a one-word "bitch" or "cunt" when refering to a Palin post, I'm totally one of her fanboys, right? It's a liberal sin to try and go a little deeper about the appeal she holds to the idiots shes hypnotizes, right? I'm so very sorry that I offended your liberal sensibilities by using my fucking brain to come up with something more than some vulgar bullshit that's become par for the course.
Fuck you, really. I'm getting tired of you intellectually lazy mujahideen motherfuckers who think they can police our liberalism. Really, the idiot trolls on the right are stupid, bless their hearts. They don't seem to know any better. People like you know better than to twist posts like this, and that makes you particularly evil.
Had to come back to this, because after my initial anger at this particular poster, I'm now more sad and disturbed that the post I'm replying to (and the one above by ruperto) got upwards of 50 upfists while my own and those defending me registered so much lower.
Please tell me that this was the result of troll lurkers and not my intelligent Wonkeratti. Please tell me you guys are as smart as I believe you to be to know that I was in no way praising Sarah-fuckin'-Palin of all the people I could praise. Tell me that you are more than Kos Kidz who would punish someone for offering more than a "that cunt/bitch" or "Sarah Palin sucks balls" post on issues of Sarah Palin. Not that those aren't great Wonkette replies, but please tell me it's not against orthodoxy to offer a critique of her as a politician and person that is more than a few sentences long.
FSM, someone assure me, now! I believe she's "smart like a fox." I think she knows exactly what's she's doing, and exactly recognizes many of the problems of the nation, but evily manipulates folks for monetary gain and doesn't give a shit about those problem. I don't mind if others don't agree with that view, but I'm hurt that someone would think knowing me that I'd be apologizing for or defending Sarah Palin. Even more to the point, I'm a bit hurt to be treated as some kind of common troll by an actual concern-troll. And, if that's the case, maybe I need to find somewhere else to spend my time.
Honestly, I can tolerate (to a point) the conservative trolls of the blogosphere. That can come with the territory, but Wonkette is usually a bit more tolerating of simple different styles and different angles of attack among its own members.
(How did this context-ignoring noise get 51 upfists?)
I love how this idiot keeps posting replies to other Wonketteers screaming "You're too stoopid for me to talk to! BLARGH! Humpedy OOF Warbleblaugh!"
I can't recall a single commenter here saying, "Hey, Mr. "CrankyAsFuckAllBCozI'veNeverBeenLaid, I REALLY wanna talk to YOO-HOO!"
Yes, he is. Scary, innit? I wonder if he keeps his iPod plugged in to remind himself to breathe?
I don't think so. Here's the dead giveaway: it refers to this embarrassing beatdown it's suffering as a "war of IDEAS." That takes a level of cognitive dysfunction that no Wonketteer could, even unconsciously, fall prey to.
Why do you post a picture of you from back when you were thin? That pic's gotta be at least 20 years old, because I just saw your current pic, and you look like Newt Gingrich.
At this point, it's a kind of cruelty to even reply to that poor creature, isn't it? All I can think of is Flowers for Algernon. I sometimes wonder if I would feel like her if I were speaking with Einstein. Probably.
Well Dr., I may not know anything about english universities (it fitgures that your dr degree would be from one since your other message took the side oft the english monarchs) but degree doesnt always equal smart.
They're nihilists, Donny; nothing to be afraid of.
I'll mix up that glaze for you. Throw in a few fistfuls of crushed Thai chilli peppers, and some ginger to potentiate the capsaicin, and hand you a little lamb tongue on a stick to use.
She'll still go out of her mind, but the reasons will be, uh, more manifold and varied, shall we say.
Why, thank you! We put up with a whole lotta shit here (and outside) but Unfunny…up with that we shouldn't have to put.
And, yes, you did just describe a Unicorn. Exactly.
You make a good point. But, there are wonketeers here that are so much more clever than I. Years ago, on a local BBS (yes, that long ago), I did some cognitively disconnected role playing. I can be done, but it's a stretch and it's hard to keep going.
I bow to your superior multiple personalities. Let's see if it returns, and if so, what tests we can set for it.
Oh, this fellow's *way* past the unarmed man stage. At this point, he's like the Black Knight in Monty Python. "Just a flesh wound."
Hon, if that's YOU hitting up people on teh Wonketz, just remember, you live with me. And I can be pretty damn cranky.
Certainly makes the head grow softer.
You think?
I know. I really enjoy talking to the (very rare) intelligent conservatives because, not to diss my left-spectrum political friends, I appreciate hearing from people with points of view utterly unlike my own. I don't *like* the echo chamber, and I'm not a follower by nature, and I really enjoy debate, and you just don't get good debate when you agree with your companions on most issues. But this isn't even an attempt at discourse. This is a mentally ill person who is obsessed with violence, filled with rage, and on some sort of odd crusade (although I can't determine any purpose to it). He has nothing to say that adds to anyone's fund of knowledge, really. I mean, I have friends with Tourette's, but they also happen to be intelligent, well-read, funny, and witty. Kinda sad, actually.
Really. There was a fact here at Wankerette. Where was it?
Not just websites, I'm talking about live and loud, on fox and cpac!
Erk. Ah, hi, Biely, fancy meeting *you* here. (slinks off quickly)
Relishing hug. Catsuping too.
Always with the food imagery! I'm making Chili Crab this week. You keep kosher?
Point taken, but it should also be noted that Palin does, in fact, suck donkey balls.
I don't know about anyone else, but sometimes I like a post but don't give it upfisties, mostly because I forget or get distracted by something. Also, it should be obvious we have a troll infestation, dude, which means that trolldroppings will be repeatedly fisted by those who enjoy their scent. Whereas yon discriminating Wonketteerz, being busy fellows and all, see a thread infested with trolldropz and don't bother to read the one or two lonely Wonkeratti attempting to, you know, respond to trollz.
Sorry I didn't jump in earlier – missed these exchanges first time around. You absolutely don't have to defend yourself to us. We know your opinions are thought out, very funny except when you mean to be serious, and always worth reading, apart from your inexplicably poor taste in college sports teams.
Oh god help us that this place doesn't become like the TPM comments section: full of idiotic wingers and over-earnest but none too intelligent liberal twerps (sorry, but it's true, the posters over there are un-fucking-bearable.).
(Hugs the gal again) You sure know how to make a person feel good, disirregardless of how you meant that. You know, just in case I misunderstood it or whatever.
Any relation to the Warwickshire Humpedy OOF Warbleblaughs?
But you are too stupid litlle bitch. Like your socially promoted President afraid to show his transcripts, you turds have been told you are smart and should rule everyone. But you are clowns. Without federal subsidies you couldn't even get a job, like your master. Your master's wife has never even had a job, just sinecures given to her to lobby her man.
Yeah, I do. The other one, not so much.
Nah. Send me some of that chili crab, will ya? How do you make that?
I meant it in the most hugalicious way. And now I've gotten multiple hugs, so I'm happy. So it was good for you, too?
Second cousins by marriage through the Fitzwarbler InkFIZZLE P'Fhloogues.
A Bruce Major is the most popular academic pursuit at the University of Wallamalloo.
At least among those who aren't studying philosophy.
Aw, Bruce, didja have to go and give that away? Ocker can't say a word around these parts but someone's bound to repeat it.
What an amusing display of vacuousness your replies were. And you all managed not to scream cunt like your litter mates did in other threads.
Thoroughly. (squeeze)
One can only imagine what something that you call a friend would be like. I am sure however you are all connoisseurs of douchebags. And colostomy bags and glory holes.
Poor little retard. Contempt for you fascist scum is not self-hatred. And your felching is not sexual, it's just your subservience to your masters who program you. And you are what you eat.
Let's go through it once again for you retards. First of all I don't think kids at private schools get beaten and bullied they way gay kids have been for decades, without you socialist pigs shedding a crocodile tear. But that isn't the issue retard. Try some abstract thought. If parents can choose where there child goes to school, even parents who do not want to know their kid is gay will likely relocate him or her if he or she is being beaten and bullied and the school is incompetent to stop it.
You Wankerettes are basically a large room of morons in need of remedial education. My charity.
Try abstract thought remedial Wankerette students. If a parent can choose where to send a kid, a parent doesn't send the kid somewhere he or she is beaten and bullied.
They don't let you say it when you can't spell it. Especially since you are one.
You can talk about this at the Duplex.
Could you be any more stupid? Gay men who reject you are not self hating, sad little troll.
Fuck himself? Hon, if he had a dick he could do that with, you think he'd waste time over here?
Yes as you all prove every time you post.
Yes, switching schools will totally solve the problem. Absolutely. Just keep switching schools until the invisible hand of the market makes kids stop bullying each other. If there is one thing we should reinforce through market principles, its that you can harrass someone until they just go away.
Just going out on a limb here…you have never actually worked with children, have you?
Swooosh.
Do you think Dan Savage is sad this week, since his life work is for naught, the mainstream media using the phrase Santorum surge without irony.
Or do you think his invites to White House dinners, even though he claims to be dissatisfied with Lord Zero's waffling on gay marriage, salve his pain?
Sorry Volpe. We all know your expertise in whoring, but it's limited to truck stops and the undersides of bridges.
I can see you are getting hungry. Food on your mind again.
What are you babbling about my little retard? Were Barney and his latest high on the pot they grow when you serviced them? Contact high?
You are behind the times. Haven't been there in 10 years and it's changed ownership. Your research is as sloppy as your face.
You really are a complete retard. You argue that gays and people friendly to gays having free choice is worse than the state forcing them into little prisons with homophobes.
Or are you paid to say that and to round up black kids and sell them to the educrat cartels. What a piece of shit you quislings are.
Getting tiresome there, Brucie. Might be time to take your one-note song and dance to some wingnut forum. (Try BrightFart … they'll think you're actually smart.)
That explains the smell of shit on your breath.
Did I use too many big words for you, spanky? Or are you just unable to grasp simple concepts?
No, she was known as bobbing Bristol there.
Brucie is trolling at 4 in the morning? Somebody needs a life.
Agreed. I really like my friends that I can argue on some topic when they're smart and well informed, even if we don't agree in on a topic. I may be a barking moonbat, but I also LISTEN to opposing opinion and Google the facts, and like you wrote; it's just not as fun/challenging sometimes when all you encounter are people who agree with you. It takes all kinds (but Major Boob isn't advancing any debate).
Edited to add: Whaaa? This guy needs his meds and a rubber room, STAT!
God, Volpe and Miltborg you need to control yoursevles. I know that your from Rome and that they did this stuff there (I watched "Sporticus until it got boring so I know my history) but when in America do as the Americans do or you wont fit in. And also in America talking perv stuff to a girl whose young enough to be your daughter (I think I am???) is not cool unless may be your her dad. Im not mad though, just trying to help you fit in.
"Sporticus"? Is that like a gay spoof video or something? I'm sure it's a highly reliable way to learn history, whatever it is.
Derrick, you're very good. Very very good.
Yeah, Regis here is definitely a Practitioner of Poe. If it's still up, see "her" posting history–the first couple of posts are even more exaggeratedly clueless than the current crop.
Brava, young Maroon, Brava!
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Yep … (s)he overdid the early stuff just a wee bit. Almost worthy of admission to the bar, as a licensed practitioner of Poe's Law, but then the late stuff got to be silly. It's not easy to wear the libertardian wingnut cloak with consistency.
The true masters of the art practice on Conservapedia, with hysterical results. Even the editors there have arguments about which articles are real, and which are spoofs (blissfully unaware of what it means that they have to argue about it.)
Does the HBO movie include the Glen Rice scene?
All you have to offer is negativity and name calling. Whatever your philosophy/politics are, they don't seem to be making you happy. I hope you find peace someday.
Yeah, I wouldn't try it in the One-Star State.
Wow. He looks way too young to be that bitter. I expected someone ancient. I'm guessing severe childhood abuse coupled with genetic abnormalities.
Sheeple!
Bruce, have you considered getting back on your meds? Your pain is palpable.
Nobody knows but HBO since it comes out on March 10th (IIRC).
Yay!
Bad relationship with Momma, assuming he even had a Momma. Gads, his misogyny is revolting. I just hope he isn't arrested after putting scissors through Mommy's neck.
You used the word "think." Now Brucie's gonna be all mad and stuff, cos he jus' doesn't know how to do that, and the cool kidz won't tell him.
You sly dog!
There's a T-Shirt for that.
Just holding on to Asia, dood.
True. And usually, the "toy" in question is something small and live, often with more legs than they. Alright, back to beating up the troll.
I'll post the recipe on my blog, once I figure it all out. It involves fresh live crab, coconut milk, tomatoes (pureed), garlic, ginger, and a few other delicious things. But I have to decide *which* recipe to use. Yum!
You know my blog, right?
Projection and reaction. Kind of like a…oh, what's the word…? Oh yeah: reactionary!
The other one is a seriously mentally ill person, but this one is *interesting.* I'm beginning to suspect either a Wonketteer or a high-quality troll. And Neilist is looking more and more like a good suspect.
Super Sad True Geek Story: I actually spent a fair chunk of time at work today (where Our Wonkette is blocked by the fascists, because it's "humor") thinking that I really shoulda said that differently. But why should people who say the Founders were a bunch of Bible-thumpers be the only ones to distort history? And so:
Metaphors are your clumsily-constructed pipebombs which blow up in your hands, destroy your basement, and call the ATF down on your allies.
(Shit, and now I think I like the original better….)
I missed out on this fun yesterday, but I am convinced that regina is speaking in some kind of code. Either that or she is the special needs girl that I went to highschool with who recently friended me on facebook. Total r-word or genius. It's a really fine line between the two.
If Brucie had anyone in his life to care about him, he wouldn't need to be desperately looking for someone to hurt at 4 am. Most of us are cuddled up with our loved ones at that hour, dreaming sweet dreams.
That post does smell of Derrick, I agree.
Debate Tip: Repeating the same stuff over and over again isn't going to change anyone's mind, even if it's littered with different overly-verbose insults each time.
Rinse, lather, repeat.
Gaijin, those inscrutable round eyes. I'm sure I'll cherish this, thanks!
Will have to wait 'till after Westminster.
Watch out. It's utterly perverted, but thoroughly enjoyable, and you can get lost in it for hours.
Rinse, blather, repeat.
Yeah, you could read all that between the lines… and there wasn't even any 'between the lines'! "Hastily-constructed" was David Foster Wallace quality.
Oh, man, the voice is slightly similar, but I'm pretty sure that DerrickWildcat took a vow to only employ his naive doofus persona in the service of good.
But very few who adopt that persona can stay in it through thick and thin as Derrick can, and this person is doing a great job, Derrickian in its proportions, one might say. And so far, it has done no harm, same thing, right?
Isn't your degree in this field, dear? The fellow strikes me as projecting with a mighty projection when he starts ranting on about what he supposes the sexual habits of Wonketteers might be.
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