CPACALYPSE  12:52 pm February 10, 2012

The Ocupados Have Arrived At CPAC!

by Jim Newell

Fap Cats? Finally, some action! The Occupy people have reached CPAC and are protesting around this cute kitty furry structure near the driveway. So far no murders, but maybe if the kitty keeps squeezing that worker? Squeeze the worker, Garfield, squeeze him for every last Amero! Oh and that fellow with the long hair at the bottom of the photo, see him? He was bickering back and forth with some business-attired dildos across the driveway, about whether we should “like” the One Percent. No consensus was reached.

They went all the way down Woodley Road, yelling about their precious total lack of wealth. Get a job at Taco Bell! Mitt Romney demands it.

They had breached the field outside the evil Marriott Wardman Hotel & Conference Centre last we saw, but so far, the electricity in this building still works. Any second now, Heritage Foundation, any second.

Is the driver of this Occupy counter-protest Mitt Romney car that was speeding by smoking a pipe? Optics, man, optics.

Mittens is about to speak, and we hear he’s got a truckload of demerits to issue to these uncouth hippies outside.

 
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nounverb911 February 10, 2012 at 12:55 pm

Teabaggers complain about their right to free* speech being violated in 3…2…1…

*Sponsored by the Koch boys.

mrpuma2u February 10, 2012 at 4:46 pm

What they are really unhappy about is that some of the Occupy protesters are racial/ethnic minorities, and might actually get within 20 feet of them.

Not_So_Much February 10, 2012 at 12:56 pm

Unleash the Occupy rats Krakken!

nounverb911 February 10, 2012 at 1:03 pm

Occupy the Krakken!

CapnFatback February 10, 2012 at 1:11 pm

Occupy the Crackers!

Texan_Bulldog February 10, 2012 at 12:57 pm

"…that was speeding by smoking a pipe?" Well, it's not like any of Willard's minions are going to be smoking Marlboro's. I'm surprised he's not driving a Bentley.

IceCreamEmpress February 10, 2012 at 1:37 pm

If only Bentley made crew-cab pickups. He should ask Scott Brown where to get a pickup suitable for a true onepercenter.

Negligently_Joe February 10, 2012 at 12:57 pm

Be careful, Jim! Don't get arrested forsort of standing within eyeshot of protests!

Geminisunmars February 10, 2012 at 1:11 pm

"Be good conservatives and go inside,"

I cannot imagine any guard saying something like that to me and me responding positively and/or following orders. But I suppose that's why I'm not a good little conservative.

MittBorg February 10, 2012 at 2:38 pm

Blew me away. The ultimate in "Shut up and sit down" sheeple behaviour.

freakishlywrong February 10, 2012 at 1:12 pm

"Be good conservatives and go inside," . Be good conservatives and go to Somalia.

GOPCrusher February 10, 2012 at 1:37 pm

A union organized protest of CPAC? You mean that there is more than one protest going on? Or are they trying to insinuate that Occupy is a union organized protest? Is George Soros standing out there also with a bullhorn personally directing the protesters?

Negligently_Joe February 10, 2012 at 1:41 pm

The "New Black Panthers" are a sort of Union, right?

Generation[redacted] February 10, 2012 at 1:52 pm

I heard at least two members will be there!

Fare la Volpe February 10, 2012 at 2:32 pm

And if we're lucky, all 4 members might show up at once!

BaldarTFlagass February 10, 2012 at 12:57 pm

Are they fucking in their sleeping bags yet?

BarackMyWorld February 10, 2012 at 1:01 pm

It's never too early.

MittBorg February 10, 2012 at 2:40 pm

The C-packers? Not likely. Sex is verboten for them, I believe. Unless it involves another man in a "discrete" hotel room, any way.

HistoriCat February 10, 2012 at 3:33 pm

What happened to men's room sex? The Larry Craig stall is available at this time!

MittBorg February 10, 2012 at 7:18 pm

I'm SO NOT EVEN ASKING how you would know this.

HistoriCat February 10, 2012 at 9:31 pm

Tap tap.

Negropolis February 10, 2012 at 11:08 pm

Yes, yes, sex only if it is in "quiet rooms"…

No moving, no kissing, and no noise.

MittBorg February 10, 2012 at 11:20 pm

You know, whores don't kiss. Jes sayin'.

PubOption February 10, 2012 at 12:58 pm

Is the guy with the long hair Hippie Jesus?

V572 Flambé February 10, 2012 at 1:03 pm

Muscular Jebus would kick Hippie Jesus' ass.

nounverb911 February 10, 2012 at 1:05 pm

Tebow?

V572 Flambé February 10, 2012 at 1:09 pm

He’ll be 37 in 2024! This is a good time to jump on the bandwagon and start angling for a cabinet seat. Of course you’ll have to explain to him what a “cabinet” is, and why as president he would need to have one.

nounverb911 February 10, 2012 at 1:11 pm

Cabinet? It's just a movable version of the closet Tebow's coming out of.

jus_wonderin February 10, 2012 at 1:13 pm

I wish he'd soil his suit when he "tebowed".

Generation[redacted] February 10, 2012 at 1:52 pm

Who cares if he knows anything. Conservatives just LOVE a President who bows all the time!

chicken_thief February 10, 2012 at 2:54 pm

Tebow may be muscular, but if he punches like he passes he wouldn't be able to kick the ass of anyone tougher than say, my 79 yr old ma.

BaldarTFlagass February 10, 2012 at 1:06 pm

He kinda looks like one of Dr Moreau's creations.

proudgrampa February 10, 2012 at 1:10 pm

Are you kidding? That's Steven Tyler!

Baconzgood February 10, 2012 at 1:16 pm

I thought it was Richard Branson.

Clancy_Pants February 10, 2012 at 1:19 pm
chicken_thief February 10, 2012 at 2:51 pm

I thought it was Frank Gallagher's younger brother.

Negropolis February 10, 2012 at 11:10 pm

Hell, I thought it was Tom Petty or Iggy Pop.

SayItWithWookies February 10, 2012 at 12:59 pm

Is that a bouncy house coming down the street in the second picture? Shame on the OWS people for exposing children to this carnage! But at least they're having fun.

CapnFatback February 10, 2012 at 12:59 pm

Oh boy, Brad Stine is gonna have some killer material for tonight's show!

MittBorg February 10, 2012 at 2:45 pm

Let's hope he does. I'd be delighted if he'd actually kill a few of these worthless shits.

Harry_S_Truman February 10, 2012 at 1:00 pm

Oh, nooooes! Not the Dirty Fucking Hippies!! They'll ruin everything . . .

Spurning Beer February 10, 2012 at 1:00 pm

Business-attired dildos? This is Casual Friday, for Jah's sake!

ChernobylSoup February 10, 2012 at 1:00 pm

"Is this Custom Inflatables? Yeah, I want a cat. Big cat. Need to make him choke something. What? No, nothing sick like that, you pervert. Have him choke a worker dude…"

jus_wonderin February 10, 2012 at 1:03 pm

I thought the same thing. Must be expensive to get a custom inflatable.

bagofmice February 10, 2012 at 1:25 pm

Is a bitch gonna have to choke a Brady?

Lionel[redacted]Esq February 10, 2012 at 3:50 pm

That's what the kids are calling it now days?

BarackMyWorld February 10, 2012 at 1:00 pm

I just want to know where I can get my very own inflatable fat cat.

CapnFatback February 10, 2012 at 1:02 pm

rushlimbaugh.com

WILL. NOT. LINK.

Toomush_Infer February 10, 2012 at 1:55 pm

Donate to Newt's World…

C_R_Eature February 10, 2012 at 2:12 pm

That's What Callista Said.

Lucidamente1 February 10, 2012 at 1:03 pm

Romney, Believe in America, cuz America sure as shit doesn't believe in you.

FraAnima February 10, 2012 at 1:04 pm

Death to the fascist insect that preys upon the proletariat!

MittBorg February 10, 2012 at 2:46 pm

Hind leg of the running dog of capitalism!

jus_wonderin February 10, 2012 at 1:04 pm

Hey, is that Boenher?

bumfug February 10, 2012 at 1:04 pm

Needs more bongos.

MittBorg February 10, 2012 at 2:46 pm

BongoHits4Jesus should be around any minute now.

Fare la Volpe February 10, 2012 at 1:04 pm

I for one welcome our hairball-huffing overlords.

PuckStopsHere February 10, 2012 at 1:04 pm

That's the crowd showing up for Bristle's book signing.

edgydrifter February 10, 2012 at 1:05 pm

My God. It's just like Tahrir Square. I totally understand now why the CPACers are so terrified.

chicken_thief February 10, 2012 at 2:59 pm

I suspect a tinge of snark in that comment, edgy. But let's not be so quick to underestimate the fear factor here. After all, there are n-e-g-r-o-s, aka The Black Panthers, in the crowd!

Negropolis February 10, 2012 at 11:12 pm

You mean all two of them?! The horror!

MittBorg February 10, 2012 at 11:23 pm

Hey, these CPACkers are the kind of people that, in the middle of the day, in broad daylight, on a crowded city street, they will cross against traffic to avoid risking actual contact with a Not-White person.

Generation[redacted] February 10, 2012 at 1:06 pm

Ladies and gentlemen, G.E. Smith and the Caturday Night Live Band!

Chichikovovich February 10, 2012 at 1:07 pm

I'm pretty sure that this is one of those rent-a-posts, like the "who wants faster broadband?" one a month or so back. And the giant inflatable worker crushing cat manufacturers have spent their money wisely. I myself am going to order two of them right away – one with top hat and spats and one without.

And while I'm on the subject – let's pass the hat around to get one to float over to Barb while she is convalescing.

MittBorg February 10, 2012 at 2:47 pm

Why not. Megapussy.

Lionel[redacted]Esq February 10, 2012 at 1:08 pm

At last, something that will make Conservatives favor Birth Control.

Canmon February 10, 2012 at 1:08 pm

I'm pretty sure I spotted the 1986 Mets in one of the pictures.

Harry_S_Truman February 10, 2012 at 1:24 pm

Yeah, they were all running through a giant Bill Buckner blow-up's legs.

James Michael Curley February 10, 2012 at 3:51 pm

For the Win!

CapnFatback February 10, 2012 at 1:38 pm

The Occupiers have attained the services of the Baseball Furies for protection!

Lascauxcaveman February 10, 2012 at 1:08 pm

Ain't no WAY you're gonna get me to empty that guy's litter box.

Spurning Beer February 10, 2012 at 1:11 pm

It's got chunks of Worker in it.

jus_wonderin February 10, 2012 at 1:15 pm

Reminds me of a "Bones" episode.

Dashboard Buddha February 10, 2012 at 1:15 pm

Hell…my cat can outshit the gato inflatio any day.

MittBorg February 10, 2012 at 2:48 pm

It's surprising how much output those li'l guys can manage. They must be eating a LOT more than we think.

Dashboard Buddha February 10, 2012 at 2:57 pm

True. Not only that, but my cat knows precisely where my bladder is and keeps time better than the atomic clock in CO.

MittBorg February 10, 2012 at 7:14 pm

Is this part of whatever Cat-HumanInteractionProcess training that they undergo before they, you know, move in and take over? Because these little fuckers have an unerring sense for the precise location of (1) full bladders (2) surgical incisions (3) acupuncture pressure points (4) the tipping point of any object whatsoever on any surface whatsoever.

I'm beginning to wonder if they're the real aliens, except they're not so much invading us as doing stress tests, or sump'n.

IceCreamEmpress February 10, 2012 at 1:38 pm

"Litter box"? True Americans call that "the banking system."

Monsieur_Grumpe February 10, 2012 at 2:31 pm

One of my cats (Aldous Huxley) has extremely stinky shit, I mean it makes you gag and your eyes water. Of course when this happens they are my cats and I'm the pooper scooper. If he was as big as Fat Cat we would have the ultimate weapon.

Fortunately switching Aldous’s diet has helped.

MittBorg February 10, 2012 at 7:15 pm

Pity we can't try that on the Repuglycan't lineup, they've been shitting all over the country and stinkin' it up something terrible.

Monsieur_Grumpe February 10, 2012 at 1:08 pm

I love a parade!
Where are the clowns?

nounverb911 February 10, 2012 at 1:13 pm

Inside at CPAC.

ShaveTheWhales February 10, 2012 at 1:28 pm

Damn you

Tilley February 10, 2012 at 1:15 pm

"Don't bother — they're here," I believe is the correct response?

Lionel[redacted]Esq February 10, 2012 at 1:09 pm

If only the OWS crowd had shown up in time for the dating seminar. So much could have been solved.

HistoriCat February 10, 2012 at 3:37 pm

Do you really think the CPACers would mellow out if they got laid once in a while?

Lionel[redacted]Esq February 10, 2012 at 3:51 pm

Yes. Or high.

WhatTheHeck February 10, 2012 at 1:09 pm

That Fat Cat blowup doll is in every republican, presidential hopeful’s closet.

Wadisay February 10, 2012 at 1:20 pm

If it's "anatomically correct," yes.

Fare la Volpe February 10, 2012 at 1:24 pm

There isn't room for a tissue in every Republican's closet.

freakishlywrong February 10, 2012 at 1:09 pm

NEEDS MOAR FURRIES.

LesBontemps February 10, 2012 at 1:13 pm

Damn, beat me to it!

Fare la Volpe February 10, 2012 at 1:25 pm

It's CPAC; there are too many already.

freakishlywrong February 10, 2012 at 1:10 pm

Are the hateful, bullying conservatives shitting themselves yet? …Yet?

MissTaken February 10, 2012 at 1:11 pm

Oh my god, the carnage, death, and destruction! This is the scariest thing I've ever seen. I won't be able to sleep tonight after seeing that!

Of course I'm referring to the Romney supporter smoking a pipe and carrying his own role of toilet paper.

MittBorg February 10, 2012 at 2:53 pm

I was wondering about that. What kind of person carries around a roll of TP on the dashboard, for hevvin's sake? Are there no tasteful, knitted cat-shaped COVERS???

Negropolis February 10, 2012 at 11:14 pm

Oh my god, the carnage, death, and destruction! This is the scariest thing I've ever seen. I won't be able to sleep tonight after seeing that!

Imma let you finish, Misstaken, but War of the Worlds was the best radio hoax ever!

Radiotherapy February 10, 2012 at 1:11 pm

Is there any truth to the rumor that Radiohead is not going to play a set?

LesBontemps February 10, 2012 at 1:11 pm

Needz moar furries — not the hippie kind.

MittBorg February 10, 2012 at 11:30 pm

Next you'll want all the lezbos there to shave their legs.

Lionel[redacted]Esq February 10, 2012 at 1:11 pm

If only the Paultard rEVOLution Blimp would swoop down and attack the Cat. That would be video worth watching on YouTube.

Fare la Volpe February 10, 2012 at 1:23 pm

Sounds like an MST3K movie: GIANT CAT VS. THE BLIMP

Schmannnity February 10, 2012 at 1:12 pm

I hope his consultants pick an appropriate emotion for Romney to attempt to approximate.

Baconzgood February 10, 2012 at 1:12 pm

That's not the can I haz cheezburger cat.

MittBorg February 10, 2012 at 2:54 pm

Oh, hell to the no. This one cannot haz.

Baconzgood February 10, 2012 at 1:12 pm

Look at all the rats!

MittBorg February 10, 2012 at 2:55 pm

CPAC's just FULL of 'em, ain't they? Wut? Oh. They're taking those over to VA, no worries.

weej_bain February 10, 2012 at 1:13 pm

Emcee: And now Governor Mit(tens) Rmoney.
Crowd: 3 Paultards slo clapping
Mittens: Thank you for that warm reception.
Crowd: Dead, do mean cold fucking dead, silence
Mittens: I support no taxes at all on people earning over $150K/year!!!
Crowd: Even deader silence
Mittens: I support banning all contraception!!!
Crowd: Acoustic black hole
Mittens: I'll personally blow every dick in attendance
Crowd: Flees for exits

jus_wonderin February 10, 2012 at 1:17 pm

"Acoustic black hole"

That is a great band name.

BaldarTFlagass February 10, 2012 at 1:13 pm

Needs more pepper spray.

MittBorg February 10, 2012 at 2:56 pm

It's a vegetable, basically.

chicken_thief February 10, 2012 at 3:00 pm

Isn't that, like, a condiment?

VinnyThePooh February 10, 2012 at 1:13 pm

Twenty bucks says Fabio will be the first one pepper sprayed.

weej_bain February 10, 2012 at 1:17 pm

Vinny, aren't you three zeros short with that Mittens bet?

Generation[redacted] February 10, 2012 at 1:17 pm

He looks hungry. Give him some food product.

jus_wonderin February 10, 2012 at 1:17 pm

Hope there are not Geese around.

weej_bain February 10, 2012 at 1:19 pm

Pate on the hoof webfeet.

ghblowhard February 10, 2012 at 1:15 pm

Get it? Fat cat!! It's fat AND a cat…oh nevermind.

coolhandnuke February 10, 2012 at 1:15 pm

Time to clean up them dirty, filthy smelling hippies with some high water pressure showers….Smithers release the water cannons.

ThundercatHo February 10, 2012 at 1:15 pm

Jim, since you're inside, is it your job to cut the power, activate the fire alarm and turn on the sprinkler system?

LesBontemps February 10, 2012 at 1:16 pm

Needz moar alt-text.

Limeylizzie February 10, 2012 at 1:19 pm

Listening to Mitten's speech is so soul-destroying, I don't know if I can stand to listen to him smacking his lips after every second sentence , listen for it, it will drive you mad.

Negligently_Joe February 10, 2012 at 1:23 pm

CANNOT UN-HEAR

prommie February 10, 2012 at 1:30 pm

Thats the dick in his mouth.

MittBorg February 10, 2012 at 2:57 pm

Ah b'leev that is referred to as "Koch," in the better Republican circles.

Negropolis February 10, 2012 at 11:17 pm

Me? I prefer Pepsi.

MittBorg February 10, 2012 at 11:36 pm

Nobody could ever mistake you for a Kochsucker, dood.

ShaveTheWhales February 10, 2012 at 1:32 pm

You're listening to this shit?

Monsieur_Grumpe February 10, 2012 at 2:26 pm

Oh now you have ruined all of Mitt's speaches for me.

Seriously, whenever he's talking I'm running for the remote. He's almost as bad as Palin. Almost.

chicken_thief February 10, 2012 at 3:07 pm

It's his rapid shallow breathing thing that gets me. Every time he remembers one of his memorized lines and tries to spit it out before he forgets it he goes into that huh, huh, huh thing like a dog that just ran laps around the house. I just want to slap him upside his bobble-sized head and tell him to slow the fuck down. You have the microphone, Mittens, so chill the fuck out.

fuflans February 10, 2012 at 3:55 pm

thanks lizzie but i can't. i have some litter boxes to change.

Negropolis February 10, 2012 at 11:19 pm

His reedy voice bothers me, too, and it doesn't much help when he tries to make it deeper or yell. It's like his trachea is the size of a straw.

Limeylizzie February 10, 2012 at 11:26 pm

And that accelerated way of talking when he is reciting his talking points is also irritating as is the terrible, fake laugh.

MittBorg February 10, 2012 at 11:35 pm

I now see what you mean. And I'm sorry that I do. The lizard-like flicking of that pasty fat pink tongue. Ugh.

ttommyunger February 11, 2012 at 7:37 am

I like your eye for detail. Poor Kerry had a bad case of the "Lizard Lick" too, and nobody on his staff apparently had enough guts to tell him about it. Drove me fucking nuts.

Sharkey February 10, 2012 at 1:19 pm

Bad kitty! Bad!

elviouslyqueer February 10, 2012 at 1:19 pm

Is that Michael Bolton in the first pic? Man, he looks like shit since Nicolette Sheridan dumped his hairy ass.

ph7 February 10, 2012 at 1:21 pm

I'd like to think Mitt' s driver has a VaporGenie in his mouth.

fartknocker February 10, 2012 at 1:22 pm

I see that the Elevator Constructors Local 10 is represented in the first photo. These guys and gals could do us a big favor by disconnecting the Otis safety brakes when a few car loads of these rat fucks get on board to return from happy hour.

If you think that sounds radical, well it's my response to some of the statements made by one CPAC speaker yesterday about Rachel Maddow and her parents. I can play shitty too you bloviating shit birds.

BlueStateLibel February 10, 2012 at 1:25 pm

Thank God Mitt Romney's there to totally defuse this tense confrontation by putting everyone to sleep.

prommie February 10, 2012 at 1:29 pm

Dude looks like that handsome, masculine Green that so entranced Lisa Simpson, that time she started living in the tree.

Nopantsmcgee February 10, 2012 at 1:31 pm

But, how is all of this affecting Sarah Palin? That's the real story here.

Generation[redacted] February 10, 2012 at 1:54 pm

This valuable experience is helping her prepare for her ultimate showdown with the Moon Nazis.

Ducksworthy February 10, 2012 at 1:33 pm

Mormon Jeebus has explained the path to wealth to anyone with ears to hear. First, inherit a billion of so Ameros. B- Have yourself appointed to receive millions a year forever for outsourcing jerbs to China. 2 Have yourself appointed to sort out (i.e. monetize) the rampant corruption of your co-religionists who have take over the Olympics. Presto-you are fit to be Preznit of Mormon Corruptistan.

hagajim February 10, 2012 at 1:34 pm

I'm sure Mittens will gently chide them for their protest and do so in a manner which completely shows just how fucking clueless he is – as usual.

GOPCrusher February 10, 2012 at 1:48 pm

I call bullshit. I do not see a single guillotine in any of these pictures. I refuse to believe that these are those maniacal killer Occupy hippies that I've heard so much about.

Toomush_Infer February 10, 2012 at 2:00 pm

It's time for her appearance… how would a guillotine look made out of blow-up plastic, anyway?…

TeaNuts February 10, 2012 at 1:54 pm

Needs mor space Nazi's.

Wilcoxyz February 10, 2012 at 1:59 pm

Biggest pussy at CPAC, after Palin's.

q_tion_evrythng February 10, 2012 at 2:37 pm

Sarah's, Bristol's, or both??

real_dc_native February 10, 2012 at 2:03 pm

Look at the size of that fat cat! It must have been feasting on all those rats that infested the occupy camp.

Generation[redacted] February 10, 2012 at 2:23 pm

But why hasn't it been deflated by the thousands of hypodermic needles?

C_R_Eature February 10, 2012 at 2:03 pm

Breitbart will run through this crowd like an airline pilot through religious recruiters because he hates those fucking guys!
Any time now.
Breitbart?
Hello?

johnnyzhivago February 10, 2012 at 2:16 pm

The entire place was evacuated when kitty started coughing up a hairball….

archikvetch February 10, 2012 at 2:28 pm

Needs more Princesse de Lamballe

monty4prez February 10, 2012 at 3:09 pm

When did Garfield turn into Howard Taft?

An_Outhouse February 10, 2012 at 3:17 pm

If I do get a job at Taco Bell, will I be forced to use contraceptives for free by the librul dictatorship?

An_Outhouse February 10, 2012 at 3:22 pm

Remember, all those people marching around are just envious of Ann Coulter.

thefrontpage February 10, 2012 at 3:26 pm

Meanwhile, after the protest, everyone went to the Naked Twister Party in the Wardman's Meeting Room 69, which was sponsored by Craigs List, and, along with the 400 men there who received answers to their ads, everyone had a great time. The Naked Twister Party at CPAC is co-sponsored by Milton Bradley, Twister, Viagra, Trojan and Craigs List.

Tundra Grifter February 10, 2012 at 5:22 pm

Macy's is having a parade at CPAC?

Negropolis February 10, 2012 at 11:07 pm

I love the balloon. lol

BZ1 February 11, 2012 at 1:46 am

truncheons and rubber hose to the fore!!

ttommyunger February 11, 2012 at 7:40 am

Well, one thing's for sure, they've got "milling around" down pat. That is one motley crew and I wish I were part of it.

PubOption February 10, 2012 at 2:19 pm

Not to mention one that kisses Saudi princes.

GOPCrusher February 10, 2012 at 2:34 pm

Trying to deny the CPAC attendees their right to vote in a straw poll!

An_Outhouse February 10, 2012 at 3:15 pm

too bad he was born in another country

Dashboard Buddha February 10, 2012 at 7:55 pm

you might be on to something about with the Little Alien theory. However, instead of anal probs, at least these little invaders are good for a purr.

Negropolis February 10, 2012 at 11:13 pm

I'm beginning to wonder if they're the real aliens, except they're not so much invading us as doing stress tests, or sump'n.

LOL!

MittBorg February 10, 2012 at 8:02 pm

True. Or you could have Gustav The Japanese Bobtail with a set of lungs that could put Maria Callas to shame. Every ten minutes, he makes loud mooing noises for no reason that we have ever been able to figure out.

OTOH, he's so fucking cute when he's asleep and/or purring.

MittBorg February 10, 2012 at 10:48 pm

AAAAIIIIEEEEEE!!! (flees) (also, fleas) (too)

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