A Children’s Treasury of CPAC Junk & Tchochkes

Day one at CPAC is over! Your Wonkette has already waited in line with Mark Block, the famous cigarette smoker, sat in a lounge near Pam Geller, and not had Internet access for hours at a time. Will you ever see this post, dear readers? Let’s hope for a lil’ CPAC internet connection magick.

Up top is a photo for a disturbing movie about how Barack Obama will nuke the earth, by which point no one will care. It’s a quirky comedy, maybe.

And oh, what passes for free literature here? WorldNetDaily has their little slaves roaming the CPAC building, passing out this Dildo Manifesto for free. We gave the guy money to take it back, didn’t work.

Here’s a shot of the big Occupy protests. Can you see all the people getting murdered everywhere, by Leftists?

Here’s a cupholder with some white supremacist children group’s logo on it, because why not?

We have “much more” but all of these lamers have ruined the Internet in Washington DC, so we’re going to go kill them all now and then take the country/Internet back, etc.

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Jim Newell is Wonkette's beloved Capitol Hill Typing Demon. He joined in 2007, left for some other dumb job in 2010, and proudly returned in 2012 as our "Senior Editor at Large." He lives in Washington and also writes for things such as The Guardian, the Manchester paper of liberals.

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  1. Beowoof

    Obama's America will be gone if he loses in 2012, instead we will be left with a conservative utopia similar to oh Germany in the 30's.

    1. marinmaven

      Dammit…WTF? We were supposed to have a gloriously poignant and artistically relevant Weimar period with cafes and awesome cinema and degenerate art with our wheel barrels of money — before the facism.

  2. memzilla

    Good Lord, Jim, I'm not sure there's enough Lava Soap and eye bleach in the tri state area to clean off the wingtardity you're wading through. Fortunately, I'm sure your contract has a hazardous-duty bonus clause, right?

  3. ProgressiveInga

    " …passing out this Dildo Manifesto for free…"

    Annie Sprinkle is a Teahadist? Who knew?

  4. elviouslyqueer

    That can't be the real poster for Obama's America 2016. It doesn't have nearly enough swastikas, bananas, watermelons, and bones through the nose.

      1. heathenette

        2016? Does this mean they are giving up on 2012?! Might as well, considering what they have to offer.

        1. Dimitrios_M

          I understand that during the thrilling Klan Hunt sequence a herd of Klansmen were stampeded over a cliff to their doom.

          The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Assholes has lodged a protest with the MPAA.

    1. WhatTheHeck

      What to do. What to do. Those hooded robes are made from the finest Egyptian cotton. Sewn together by Chinese children.

      1. James Michael Curley

        Silk, baby, silk! When the rally is over and its time for the tractor pull they switch to linen so the blood washes out easier.

  5. Callyson

    "Will America Allow One Man's Past to Redefine its Future"?!?
    Um, how does one define that which is not known…?
    …oh, how silly of me, everyone knows that America is mandated by GOD to be the world's hegemon, forever, unless Nobama has that beer summit with Osama bin Laden (what, you didn't know he's secretly still alive?) that he's planning for 2013…

    1. SorosBot

      I think it's because Obama TEH MOST LIBERAL PRESIDENT EVAR even though he's to the right of every Democratic President from FDR to Carter and is TURNING AMERICCA SOCIALIST with moderate market-based reforms to health insurance. That and his being black, proving to the white supremacists that their day is done.

      1. freakishlywrong

        They play the same card every time there's a Dem as President. You'd think the great unwashed would get a fucking clue. You'd think.

      2. bflrtsplk

        Not to mention that he's to the wrong – er – right of most Republican presidents before ta da ROOOOONNNNNNNNNAAALLLLLLLLLDDDDDD RRRRREEEEEAAAAGGGGGGAAAANNNNN!

    2. Chichikovovich

      The tipoff is that it is advertised as "Based on the New York Times bestseller by Dinesh D'Sousa"

      So this is going to be more of the "Obama hates the west because Kenyan Anti-Colonialism, alienated angry young black man, some rubbish Dinesh D'Sousa pulled out of his ass, British Empire, affirmative action, Marxism, All Blacks Haka! Mau-Mau Rebellion, Mao-Mao Rebellion, Sepoy Mutiny, cricket, scones, Newt Gingrich on Belgian Congo…"

      You know, the usual stuff. A bit predictable, really.

    3. C_R_Eature

      To be fair, America did recently allow One Man's privileged, Legacy Admission, drunken, pigheaded, incurious Oedipal conflicted "Fortunate Son" Past to redefine its Future and it really didn't go all that well.

      What? Oh, sorry. Not supposed to talk about That.

    4. Negropolis

      Remember when one man totally changed America's future, forever, when he took out a petty vendetta against a random desert nation's leader who plotted to kill his daddy? And, Obama's the one with the daddy issues. lol

      Yeah, we've never had one man's past redefine our nation's future.

      Fuck you, very much, CPAC.

  6. SayItWithWookies

    Mark Block, Pam Gellar, Joseph Farrah — what, are the first-stringers not showing up until tomorrow?

    1. Kidneys4Sale

      No matter how I try to attack this concept of a 'first string' among this clustermunge of virulent idiocy, I end up being massively offensive to some segment of the populace. Just now, for instance, I was giving morons who eat long dead, plague ridden pussy in tightly packed groups a bad name. This is to say nothing of how the smart ones must now feel. I deeply apologize.

  7. AlterNewt

    There is absolutely no truth to the rumor that some sort of flesh-eating virus is running rampant throughout that place. No truth at all.

  8. fartknocker

    Western Youth's website is lame. But it's interesting that the Google map shows it to be a juvenile correctional center for somewhere in North Carolina. I guess these are up and coming prison inmates Newt is recruiting.

      1. Boojum_Reborn

        Not if you marinate the fetus in absinthe and retsina, then wrap it in lightly salted afterbirth, flash fry it, and roll it in toasted pistachios.

    1. YasserArraFeck

      "Renaissance" sounds Euro and faggy, unlike good solid 'merkin "rebirth".
      Kind of like "Bravo!" vs "Fuckin' A!!"

  9. orygoon

    My mom's SO is a heat-treating furnace guy, and we get gimmes from the annual heat treating convention in our stockings at Christmas, which is kind of quirky and fun. But please, please promise that you aren't going to do that to anybody with this crap.

  10. fuflans

    will america allow one man's past to redefine it's future

    if that one man is barack obama redefining the teabagging past of the last two years, sure. sounds pretty good.

    1. HarryButtle

      "CPAC. Shit, I was still at CPAC. Everyone gets everything he wants. I wanted a mission, and for my sins, they gave me one. Brought it up to me like room service. It was a real choice mission, and when it was over, I'd never want another. I was going to the worst place in the world and I didn't even know it yet. Weeks away and hundreds of miles up a river that snaked through the Capitol like a main circuit cable plugged straight into Koch."

      1. C_R_Eature

        "Never get out of the boat. Absolutely goddamn right. Unless you were goin' all the way. Riley got off the boat. He split from the whole fuckin' program."

      1. TeaNuts

        I didn't say were the cold sore was, but, I would advice you NOT to bend over to pick up your pen!

  11. Veritas78

    This movie has already won an Academy Award for being Schindler's List, and it's not even out yet? Well now we know who controls Hollywood!

  12. Walkinwiddaking

    That westernyouth group might wanna redesign the the handle of their battle axe, but… then again.

  13. General_Sherman

    I read that as western ny, was worried I had a local hate group. I guess it being a national org isn't really any better.

    1. Radiotherapy

      If this guy is such a visionary why doesn't he just release it now?
      Sort of like Jeebus. If he was so omniscient and shit why didn't he give us a few clues?
      You know, stuff like dinosaurs and eskimo's and heliocentrism and germ theory and card counting. On top of it, even his compassion and help the poor themes have been debased and disregarded by the religionists and wingtards anyway.

  14. Fare la Volpe

    Don't come back without a cup of Breitfart's jizz in a cup.

    I need it for some voodoo…stuff.

  15. Guppy

    That logo, boys and girls, is what is known as a fascio, from where we get the term "fascist."

    The More You Know…

  16. Lucidamente1

    The scariest ten words in the English language: "Based on the New York Times Bestseller by Dinesh D'Souza."

    1. SorosBot

      Based on a list of his works, it looks like the book must be "The Roots of Obama's Rage", which seems strange since Obama is known for always keeping cool and not showing anger. Then it hit me, of course, reality doesn't matter; he's and angry black man to wingnuts, because that's the stereotype.

      I see another of his books was "The Enemy At Home: The Cultural Left and Its Responsibility for 9/11". Dude's not exactly connected to reality.

    2. BarackMyWorld

      Makes up to conservatives for being an immigrant by being twice as racist as your average white person.

      1. IceCreamEmpress

        He thinks they won't notice.

        He is mistaken. I have heard plenty of conservadouches make Quickie-Mart jokes behind his back.

  17. Harry_S_Truman

    I find this entry most enlightening. For instance, I never knew how to spell tchochkes before, but now I do. How cool.

    1. James Michael Curley

      Not withstanding the traditional NY Yiddish, цацки (tschatschaki) in Russian is toys. цацкa in Russian is 'slatternly woman' (I have a very old Russian to English dictionary.)

  18. Lascauxcaveman

    Wow, Schindler's List won Best Picture, many years ago.

    Way to go, Schindler's List! My belated congratulations to you.

  19. elburritodeluxe

    That's wierd that Obama would be wearing a western-style suite and tie in 2016 and not an Islamic robe and head scarf.

  20. mmeetoilenoir

    Yes, yes, you racist clowns. Show that nigg!r president with his head bowed in shame, because that's how those uppity colored people should always look. Amirite? What's next, a film version of that stupid "tell-all" book about Michelle O? Gotta show them nigra hoes workin' their nasty magic, after all!

    I swear, I cannot with these clowns. I just can't.

    1. ttommyunger

      Plenty, but that pee-crusted bush was too massive and unruly; could not see past it to that horse-collar of a cunt we know is in there somewhere.

  21. Designer_Rants

    So did they decide on whether Hot Nuke Death should rain down on Iran soon? Or 'Very soon'? And did they collectively mention "Strait of Hormuz" enough times for my gas tank top-off cost to double tomorrow? (BP only made $40billion in profits last year, needz moar corporate welfare!)

  22. CapnFatback

    2016 looks like it's gonna be another awesome conservative action flick like 300, only I guess with like nearly 7 times as many scantily-dressed homoerotic soldiers.

    1. MissTaken

      I think instead of 300 men wearing nothing but thongs it will be 2,016 men wearing nothing but tri-cornered hats.

  23. Texan_Bulldog

    Looks like the wing nuts figured out what 'sepia' is…

    Also, I call total BS unless Jim shows us the booth with the white sheets and nooses for sale.

  24. Lionel[redacted]Esq

    No pictures of the Reagan Reliquary? Where else can I buy actual finger bones of the Gipper?

  25. ttommyunger

    The only event I would be vaguely interested in would be the "Patriot-Off" headed up by Lee Greenwood singing his newly-minted hit: "I Am the Lamest Panderer In the Valley" followed by a duet featuring Toby "Teeth" Keith and Ted "Goober Breath" Nugent singing their newest release: "Get Them Niggers Out of Our White House, Or Else!" This will be capped off by Calista doing her version of the "Prong Dance" in an Asparagus patch behind the hotel complex. Can't wait for the video.

  26. johnnyzhivago

    What's the top line on that poster: "From the Designer of the Poster of the Academy Awarding Winning Schindler's List Comes a Movie Poster for this Piece of Crap"

      1. C_R_Eature

        Well… too much Collateral Damage, too hard to contain.

        Listen, I've had a bout of the Norwalk Virus and it's not at all like being hit by a Mack Truck. It's like having your gastrointestinal system hit by a full bore Marine Amphibious Invasion. A fevered, Projectile vomiting, Explosively diarrhetic 24 hour long Invasion. About 3 hours in you really think that, hey, maybe death won't be all that bad. It's probably not an exaggeration to say that Pedialite saved my life. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.

        I think it would be perfect for these people.

          1. C_R_Eature

            A wise choice and you won't be sorry. Imagine Sarah Palin completely losing control of all bodily functions at the podium. Clips Posted to YouTube.
            Oh, the Humanities.

            I would just stay well away, and keep washing your hands. Mom was right about that.

    1. lulzmonger

      Nomenclature-wise, I think a wave of necrotizing fasciitis is more appropriate.

      BONUS: afterward, survivors can pretend they got stumpy while serving in Fallujah!

        1. C_R_Eature

          "Nazitizing fascistis" = Dinesh D'Sousa', desperately attempting to combine Clever and Dog Whistle in his latest destined-to-be-given-away-free-with-Newsmax-subscription straight to DVD movie.

    2. IceCreamEmpress

      If it's wrong, I don't want to be right.

      Wait, I don't want to be Right!

      Anyway, assholes spewing shit all over is just business as usual for CPAC. Nobody would notice a little extra norovirus.

  27. DarwinianDemon

    I've never even heard of 2016…is that getting wide release? The question I want answered is: who does the best boy on Schindlers List support?

  28. bagofmice

    The fuck?

    That subheading is tautological! In order to redefine something you must first define it. This means that by definition, a re definition requires a past definition, which implies a past exists. The only way you can redefine is to have a memory, so that you can generate a delta betwixt the past and the present. If nothing changed time would cease to exist.

    The very concept of memory means that you let the past effect your decisions. Cognition 101.

    Sweet Jesus, if they just went base Atwater they would sound more intelligent.

  29. KeepFnThatChicken


    Might as well admit "Okay, I also financed Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Big deal."

  30. reginagreene

    You know, some one told me about this paper and I couldnt belive it when they told me about it. Why do you think your funny!!! You think this is just a big joke but FREEDOM isnt a joke, its what matters if you want to have LIBERTY!!! Im not saying that I like all conserviatives cause if Milt rommey gets elected, hell fire you and take your money and give it to his RICH FIENDS, and if Santorom gets elected he will shove the bible down your throat and make you do what his priest friedns tell you to do, but Obamma and his gal pal Peloosi are even worse because they will take your FREEDOM!!! If you care about your life you should vote for RON PAUL!!! GIVE ME LIBERTY AND GIVE ME DEATH!!!!

  31. iburl

    CPAC Sickness. CPAC Shakur. CPACted Colon.

    Just trying to help the Chryon writers out there tonight.

    This one is ironic: Say no evil, hear no evil, CPAC no evil.

  32. Jeffer

    This will be the last Non-Barb, Barb Update:
    They kept her for one more night. At this point her pain has gotten better, she's off the morphine drip and on Percocet. She's made remarkable progress today. As far as I can tell, she's meeting all the objectives needed to be released. She's determined to get out tomorrow morning. I'm preparing to face the bureaucratic nightmare that is getting out of the hospital.

    Barb just texted me that the night nurse says everything looks good, and has gone to get her pain meds. That rates a double "Huzzah"!

    1. DemmeFatale

      I'm so relieved that our Barb is feeling better!
      Tell her not be "tough" or "brave," and to take all the pain meds she wants.

      Reminds me of a story.
      My husband was on his final morphine pump while recovering from abdominal surgery. Desperate for every drop, he angrily had me tip the pump to make sure he was getting it all. The nurse saw me, rolled her eyes, and said: "They always get cranky when their morphine runs out."

    2. Radiotherapy

      Thanks for your diligent correspondence Jeffers. You know she is the doyenne of this rather sophisticated cyber community. You should hang around too. And enjoy the sparkling wit your sweet wife offers while we are amazed and are left to riff on her brilliant comments.

  33. Negropolis

    OT: I'm watching "Mudcats" on the History Channel for some reason, and heard this:

    Hailing from a hand-fishin' dynasty…

    …and then I died a little inside.

    1. C_R_Eature

      A "Hand Fishing Dynasty"?

      Isn't Natural Selection supposed to work towards eliminating people who like to lie in muddy rivers and jam their hands into giant spiky carnivorous fish for fun?
      We're running out the clock on this Civilization, you know.

      1. Generation[redacted]

        Born a privileged scion of… ummmm… Is it fair that 1% of the hand fishers get 99% of the mud? #OccupySwamp

  34. Limeylizzie

    Hey Wonketteers, another Barb update , by way of Jeff, she is still in the hospital , but doing better, just not up to posting on Wonkette just yet, I guess she is putting her health before you losers!

    1. BigDumbRedDog

      Good to know. I am just gonna hang out here waiting to experience pain-killer Barb. Feel better soon, Barb!

  35. FakaktaSouth

    I imagine a hall filled with people bumping into walls, their clothes on inside out and yelling at no one about things that don't exist, next to another hall filled with scooter only access and mega-sized McDonalds fries to go with their Big Gulps and slankets. And these are the people who are able to leave the house and get all the way to CPAC, which I keep reading as CPAP, like the breathing machines for people who can't do that 'cause of the apnea.

    1. user-of-owls


      All is well and I miss you too. Along with all the hilarious, deranged and loving payasos here. Well, most of them. ;) I hover over this stoat float most days and touch down here and there, so think of me as a part-time peurilist that's always thinking unclean thoughts about you.


      1. Extemporanus

        Owl-oha, brah, and mah-owl-o for the fly-by. Hawaii the hell are ya?

        I flashed our ol' Rat-Signal meme the other day (comment happy number 28), but quite understandably, it wasn't bright enough to Ollie Ollie The Ox-en free you.

        Briefly (Briefly? Me?! HAHA!), I just wanted to let you know how heartening it is to hear that you're hanging tough and hoot-lessly hovering above, and to say that though your raptor-ous wit might be soaring-ly missed, taking wing from our Wonkette does wonders for the soul (as a wise old user like yourself is well aware), and is to be be strongly encouraged.

        I'm way, way overdue for another long walk myself…

        I very nearly chimed in to say essentially the same on a buried back-and-forth you recently shared with dear Dewey (his "purging of toxins" analogy was dead on), but ultimately realized that it really wasn't my conversation in on which to butt. And, umm, because I have no fucking idea where the rest of this dumb reply is going, or how to elegantly bring it to an end, I'll just add, in closing and summation: "COW, NEGRO, DOG, ALL DIE".

        1. user-of-owls

          Did I ever tell you about this guy named Mario Buda?

          I did see the bait last night but couldn't spit up a vole's worth of wit in response. I did, however, grin mightily, which is no mean feat with a beak. So many insider gems, so few veterans. All one can say is, errrr, errrr.

          And as to your posterior, do plant it freely anywhere. Those back-alley ablutions are not private, just put in a place that doesn't put a rag in the tail pipe of more active machinations. As a Former Gin-Soaked Trotskyite Popinjay-American, I extend a hearty bienvenidos to the back pages. Seriously (ha ha. HA HA HA!), the more the merrier, it does a damaged soul good to know he has people who care. A lot of good.

          Next Year in Jepoopylem,

          User Of
          The Owl

  36. lulzmonger

    Reborn America a la Teabaggers: more like Rosemary's Baby or the delivery-room scene from the "V" miniseries?


    1. C_R_Eature

      The Chest Burster scene from "Alien".
      The birth of the Whateley twins from The Dunwich Horror?

    1. ShaveTheWhales

      Nah, the zombies would be going "BRAAIIIINSS! BRAAIIINNNS! Wait, what the fuck?" And then go lurching out the door in disgust.

  37. littlebigdaddy

    Well, Jim, you are close to Madams Organ, so I am sure you will be able to find some sane people afterwards.

    1. Designer_Rants

      Don't worry, nutters. Here's what will probably happen:

      After one of your goofs gets the nom the hundreds of millions in "super" PAC money will focus on Obummer. He'll still squeak-win the popular vote, but the electoral college will come down to 600 hanging chads in America's Penis. The SCOTUS will vote 5-4 for your Goof In Chief. We'll start 2 new Mid-East wars and run the debt up to $30tril. Bankruptcy will be swift yet patriotic as China cashes in their chips. We'll be forced to adopt our Favorite Trading Partner's totalitarian communism system, but it'll be AMMURRICUN COMMIENIZM, DAMMIT! *

      *Just trying not to get my hopes up.

  38. YasserArraFeck

    I went to the "CPAC 2012" site to see where it was being held. Damn – the Marriott Wardman Park. I like that place, but I fear they'll never get the stink of so many douchebags* out of it. I'll have to find somewhere else to stay.
    * I took a look at the list of speakers – OMFG, what a Black Hole of Fuck – I'm surprised that such a critical mass of TardBile doesn't just burn its way down to the Earths core. Actually – that wouldn't be bad – we could build a railing around the newly formed steaming chasm in Woodley Park and make it a tourist attraction – the Grand Cuntyon.

  39. MadBrahms

    The "Tea Party Manifesto"? Somehow I'm guessing the writing is less "spectre haunting Europe" and more "ransom note constructed out of letters ripped from Guns and Ammo"

    1. C_R_Eature

      Cal Thomas is* a shriveled-souled bag of bile, rage, personal failure and unfounded self aggrandizement who, were it not for his Hate Screeds small usefulness in the Wingnut Welfare propaganda media continuum, would not be trusted to transcribe obituaries without constant supervision.

      He's a man so unpleasant that every time he opens his mouth to speak, his Gut Flora cringe in embarrassment and attempt to Bail Out. He can lower the collected I.Q. of an entire city just by landing on the tarmac.
      In any rational world millions of spermatozoa would have committed graphic suicide rather than combine with that vile sac of evil genetic material that was the ovum responsible for creating the poisonous blastocyst which de-evolved into the disgusting animal we're now forced to share the Earth's precious atmosphere with.

      This creature's very existence is a horrid stain on the otherwise noblilty of Homo sapiens and a strong argument for the premise that Intelligence is not necessarily a long term species survival factor.

      Well, aren't I the nice one today? I'll try to more accurately describe Mr. Thomas when I'm more awake, and crankier.

      *In My Opinion, of course.

      Post Script: He should be forever prohibited, by force of Law, from pronouncing the words "Rachel" and "Maddow" unless they are accompanied by the phrase 'I'm Sorry."

    2. CapnFatback

      Of course, if he directed that comment at himself and posted it in this thread, he'd get like seventy upfists.

      Still, even then it'd be lazy snark. But ad hominem attacks on strong women–strong, liberal, GAY women, especially–are just the morphine drip the patients at the CPAC M*A*S*H unit need to hold at bay the pain of not being able to refute Maddow's comments with intelligent debate.

  40. DarwinianDemon

    Producer of Oscar winning movie about heroism in the face of irrational bigotry produces movie of irrational bigotry. Well done, douchebag.

  41. Extemporanus


    Oh my god, you guys, I finally fucking got it!

    Like "Wonkette", there are two 'T's in "tchotchke", but in the headline, it's spelled with only one!

    Jim, that was brilliant! Really, dude, just too, too funny…

  42. Ruhe

    Tristan Tzara wrote a manifesto. Is he the grandfather of the teaparty?

    "I'm writing this manifesto to show that you can perform contrary actions at the same time, in one single, fresh breath; I am against action; as for continual contradiction, and affirmation too, I am neither for nor against them, and I won't explain myself because I hate common sense."

  43. Monsieur_Grumpe

    I imagine attending the CPAC is akin to going to the dentist when there is nothing wrong with your teeth and having him drill some holes for practice… with no Novocain.

  44. freakishlywrong

    Have Brooks or Noonan checked in yet and written about how the President has failed to "reach across the aisle"? How he is "aloof" and doesn't sufficiently compromise with Republicans?
    We had sitting Senators and Congressmen yesterday proclaiming that he is a "terrible President" and "somethingsomething South African Constitution". (Rubio). King referred to the House office building janitors during Pelosi's time as speaker as her "Stasi troops". "Look, the Obama presidency has been a disappointing failure. He should have taken steps immediately to restore confidence in the American economy." Paul,(Uh, seen corporate profits and the stockmarket, asshole)? Ryan, (introduced by that non-partisan stalwart, Joe Scarbourough)."I have a question, a question for the president: Do you hate all rich people, or just rich people who don't contribute to your campaign?" Sen. Rand.

    "Compromise works well in this world when you have shared goals." You can compromise with a wife or with a business colleague. But not with
    Democrats: "We don't have shared goals with the Democrats. DeMint.

    These are elected members of our Government. This shit should be derided and denounced as hate speech, as it would were this Democrats saying
    this about a Republican. Instead, it's celebrated and breatlessly analyzed by an adoring media.
    "Both sides do it." What a fucking disgrace.

  45. thefrontpage

    These groups, too, have booths at CPAC this weekend, according to CPAC Spokesman Larry Craig. Be sure to stop by these booths at CPAC and enter their raffles for fabulous prizes:

    1. Trojan.

    2. KY Jelly.

    3. Vivid Video.

    4. Playgirl magazine.

    5. Barely Legal magazine.

    6. Twinks! magazine.

    7. Playboy.

    8. Penthouse.

    9. Jugs

    10. Hustler.

    11. Ron Jeremy Productions, Inc.

    12. Jenna Jamison Productions, Inc.

    13, Viagra.

    14. Gluttius Film Productions, Inc., producers of "Left Behind V."

    15. Edible Underwear, Inc.

    16. Planned Parenthood.

    17. Move On.

    18. Greenpeace.

    19. PETA.

    20. The American Civil Liberties Union.

    21. AFL-CIO.

    22. The Ted Kennedy Foundation.

    23. The Jane Fonda Foundation.

    24. The Elton John Foundation.

    25. GLAAD.

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