IMPORTANT HYPOTHETICALS  5:13 pm February 9, 2012

What Happens If Moon Nazis Invade When Sarah Palin Is President?

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

What the hell is this? It is the video promo for Sarah Palin’s CPAC keynote on Saturday, guessing from the killer alien Nazis from space come to destroy humanity, as punishment. Oh hey now, isn’t the invasion of a secret troupe of moon Hitlers supposed to be Mitt Romney’s special fever dream?

“Shit, this just keeps getting better and better,” says Sarah of the moon Nazi invasion. Secretary of State Bristol Palin agrees. [YouTube]

 
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nounverb911 February 9, 2012 at 5:15 pm

Just yodel and their heads will explode.

Thurman Munster IV February 9, 2012 at 6:11 pm

Ack ack ack ack ack ack

General_Sherman February 9, 2012 at 5:16 pm

I've been looking forward to this for years.

Catabite February 9, 2012 at 10:46 pm

Hell yes. This is the same group that made Star Wreck, right? It looks like their CGI's gotten a lot better.

MarcelleMarceau February 9, 2012 at 5:17 pm

Where is my tinfoil hat, damnit?

starfanglednut February 9, 2012 at 8:48 pm

I know. I misplace mine all the time. I must have put it out with the recycling.

nounverb911 February 9, 2012 at 5:17 pm

"Secretary of State Bristol Palin"
I always envisioned Bristol as head of the FDA.

iburl February 9, 2012 at 5:23 pm

Freakin' Dumb Asses?

MittBorg February 9, 2012 at 5:26 pm

Frighteningly Dull Assholes?

actor212 February 9, 2012 at 5:29 pm

Foil & Dye Afros?

elviouslyqueer February 9, 2012 at 5:34 pm

Fucking Die Already?

SorosBot February 9, 2012 at 5:41 pm

And Willow, as a beautician, will be the Brazilian ambassador.

Generation[redacted] February 9, 2012 at 5:43 pm

special envoy to Analwaxistan.

bagofmice February 9, 2012 at 8:20 pm

The bleachingista?

Lascauxcaveman February 9, 2012 at 6:11 pm

"I always envisioned Bristol as head of the FDA. "

Think about it: you put Brisdull in charge of the food and drugs, there wouldn't be any left for anyone else.

C_R_Eature February 9, 2012 at 7:21 pm

Centers for Disease Control.

Or not.

starfanglednut February 9, 2012 at 8:48 pm

UDSA is more like it.

Loaded_Pants February 9, 2012 at 9:53 pm

Or ambassador to Wasillastan.

BigDumbRedDog February 9, 2012 at 5:18 pm

If moon nazis invade my town I will take them too my leader.

jus_wonderin February 9, 2012 at 5:25 pm

Also.

MittBorg February 9, 2012 at 5:26 pm

As someone once remarked to Schubert …

NYNYNYjr February 9, 2012 at 9:24 pm

I'll take them to my leder…hosen. Good first impressions are important with invaders.

littlebigdaddy February 9, 2012 at 5:20 pm

Actually, this was Ronald Reagan's dream. Too much Alzheimers and Jelly Bellies.

elviouslyqueer February 9, 2012 at 5:20 pm

Um, fap?

Angry_Marmot February 9, 2012 at 5:44 pm

Thus illustrating the ambivalent feelings of many regarding fascist uniforms and/or Sarah Palin lookalikes.

nounverb911 February 9, 2012 at 5:20 pm

Do you know who else led an invasion of a secret troupe of moon Hitlers?

iburl February 9, 2012 at 5:23 pm

Newt?

GOPCrusher February 9, 2012 at 5:24 pm

H. G. Wells?

actor212 February 9, 2012 at 5:27 pm

Andy Williams?

o/~ Mooon Hitler….whiter than a Heil….o/~

Geminisunmars February 9, 2012 at 5:28 pm

Mel Brooks?

StarsUponThars February 9, 2012 at 5:31 pm

Springtime for Hitler on Mercury …

Radiotherapy February 9, 2012 at 5:29 pm

Charles Lindbergh?

Angry_Marmot February 9, 2012 at 5:48 pm

The bad guys in Rocket Ship Galileo?

Generation[redacted] February 9, 2012 at 6:32 pm

Pink Floyd? (Roger Waters era)?

KeepFnThatChicken February 9, 2012 at 9:29 pm

Crow T. Robot?

trampndirtdown February 9, 2012 at 10:18 pm

REM?

reliefsinn February 10, 2012 at 1:05 am

Moon Unit Zappa?

BigDumbRedDog February 9, 2012 at 5:20 pm

This looks WAY better than "Left Behind VII: A New Beginning"

nounverb911 February 9, 2012 at 5:21 pm

Is that the one they made after they found Spock?

smokefilledroommate February 9, 2012 at 5:22 pm

Left Behind VII: A Brand New Behind

Swampgas_Man February 9, 2012 at 9:28 pm

New Moon

GOPCrusher February 9, 2012 at 5:23 pm

NEEDZ MOAR CGI!

MittBorg February 9, 2012 at 5:27 pm

Needs MOAR hard drugs.

starfanglednut February 9, 2012 at 8:49 pm

Or at least some serious paint huffing.

Loaded_Pants February 9, 2012 at 9:56 pm

NEEDZ MORE ASSPLOSIONS & BOOMS! ALSO ROBOTS!

elviouslyqueer February 9, 2012 at 5:35 pm

This looks WAY better than "Left Behind VII: A New Beginning Jesus Comes Again"

Fixed.

yyyaz February 9, 2012 at 8:07 pm

When Jesus comes, does he shout his own name?

ShaveTheWhales February 9, 2012 at 9:10 pm

"Oh, Dad!! Oh, Dad!!!"

smokefilledroommate February 9, 2012 at 5:21 pm

Ironsky has ties to Alinsky.

actor212 February 9, 2012 at 5:22 pm

THEY HAVE WATCHED OUR PLANET

THEY HAVE STUDIED OUR CULTURE.

THEY HAVE LAUGHED THEIR ASSES OFF

Guppy February 9, 2012 at 6:25 pm

THEY SAID "SCREW THIS, WE'RE MOVING TO MARS"

bagofmice February 9, 2012 at 8:21 pm

GET YOUR ASS TO MARS!

Guppy February 10, 2012 at 12:05 am

MARS, BITCHES!

Loaded_Pants February 9, 2012 at 10:10 pm

I have pondered this idea of what aliens would conclude if they had been watching us all this time & had studied our culture(s). Seriously, I think the parts that they wouldn't laugh at would actually terrify them into never trying to invade.
In other words they'd be thinking: "You think we'd have a chance? Look at how they treat each other! Humans found a way to split the atom simply to kill other members of their own species!"

chascates February 9, 2012 at 5:23 pm

She can see Mercury from her house.

MittBorg February 9, 2012 at 5:28 pm

Is she taking her temperature rectally *again*?

forgracie February 9, 2012 at 5:46 pm

She can see Uranus from her house.

Dashboard Buddha February 9, 2012 at 5:53 pm

No she can't. I'm sitting down.

Loaded_Pants February 9, 2012 at 10:18 pm

That's why I always wear underwear.

actor212 February 9, 2012 at 5:23 pm

You know who else invaded us from the moon?

Wait…what?

Lionel[redacted]Esq February 9, 2012 at 9:04 pm

Hitler?

Swampgas_Man February 9, 2012 at 9:29 pm

The She-Werewolves of the S.S.?

valgal2342 February 9, 2012 at 9:51 pm

Moon bats?

Loaded_Pants February 9, 2012 at 10:19 pm

That traitor Buzz Aldrin?

Negropolis February 9, 2012 at 10:33 pm

South Korean mega-preachers?

fuflans February 9, 2012 at 5:24 pm

we gone be doin one thin and one thin only: killin nazis!

sound GOOOD!?!?!?

Chet Kincaid February 9, 2012 at 5:46 pm

No, this looks a lot more mature than Tarantino.

Loaded_Pants February 9, 2012 at 10:23 pm

I must say that I thought Pitt nailed that accent.

johnnyzhivago February 9, 2012 at 5:24 pm

Ha – I happen to know some of the people behind this movie! Trust me, the Sarah Palin character will be an even bigger arse than in real life….

BTW, this comes mostly from socialist paradise Finland who's biggest export in Angry Birds. Actually this is a crowdsourced movie in many ways – but you had to be an EU citizen to actually invest in it for some reason.

Nevertheless, some really cool folks behind this – I wish it well!

MittBorg February 9, 2012 at 5:28 pm

I'm sorry, Johnny, that's just not possible.

OzoneTom February 9, 2012 at 5:39 pm

Yeah, "Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning" was amazing for a movie turned out by a bunch of guys in an apartment with their friends.

And don't even get me started on Tiina Routamaa…

emmelemm February 9, 2012 at 5:42 pm

Yeah, I've been hearing about this movie for a while. Looking forward to it!

Finns be crazy.

/part Finnish

MightySix February 9, 2012 at 5:47 pm

Honest to God joke from 1940:
Q: Why did Stalin fire all his airplane designers?
A: There was a fin on very tail!
If I have to explain it, I will…

Angry_Marmot February 9, 2012 at 5:50 pm

On Nordic Blonde: A Finnish Tail

johnnyzhivago February 9, 2012 at 5:55 pm

Finns are awesome, I was lucky to spend a lot of time there and meet a lot of people who remain friends to this day. One time I was taken on a train ride to a car rally – lots of drinking on the way up – and then there (was that a car that went past???) – and then on the way back. Anyway we are in the bar car and the Finns are all singing. I ask my host what the song is and he says "oh, just an old folk song, something like – we welcome you Russians to our country and when you are not looking we will slit your throats and eat your intestines"

Emmmm…. Ok…. !!!

emmelemm February 9, 2012 at 6:31 pm

The Winter War, betw. Finland and Russia during WWII, was fucking brutal. And the Russians lost.

Generation[redacted] February 9, 2012 at 6:37 pm

Am I correct that Finland was the only European country to save its Jews from the Nazis? Or was that Denmark?

johnnyzhivago February 9, 2012 at 6:41 pm

Finland saved it's Jews from the Nazis so they could kill them themselves.

Negropolis February 9, 2012 at 10:36 pm

Finland has this very balancing-on-the-edge-of-Blade-Runner look to it. I mostly know about the country from Conan O'Brein's trip, there, and from Little Finland being up here in Michigan's UP, eh?

Crank_Tango February 9, 2012 at 5:24 pm

Well I was promised anal with Bristol if I would buy a copy of her fucking book, that's all I know and care about.

jus_wonderin February 9, 2012 at 5:32 pm

Why do I hear a banjo? No, wait. Two banjos!!

Loaded_Pants February 9, 2012 at 10:26 pm

I thinks they may be duelin', too.

ttommyunger February 9, 2012 at 8:13 pm

Be sure and make her wear a condom, Crank.

Crank_Tango February 9, 2012 at 10:42 pm

She said I wouldn't get pregnant, and she knows all about that kinda stuff.

ttommyunger February 10, 2012 at 6:20 am

Well, experience is the best teacher; but the tuition is so dang high!

starfanglednut February 9, 2012 at 8:52 pm

Dude, ewwww.

Joshua Norton February 9, 2012 at 5:24 pm

Sarah Palin’s CPAC keynote on Sunday,

The far right obviously has a punishment fetish.

Nostrildamus February 9, 2012 at 6:02 pm

Sarah Palin: GOP cilice

Loaded_Pants February 9, 2012 at 10:27 pm

I hope they stocked up on Kleenex for all the ear-bleeding.

Lionel[redacted]Esq February 9, 2012 at 5:24 pm

Nailin' Palin: The Final Frontier?

mrblifil February 9, 2012 at 6:46 pm

Nailin' Palin Meets Downfall: Journey to the Crater of the Bottom

Loaded_Pants February 9, 2012 at 10:29 pm

Nailin' Bristol Palin: The Next Degeneration.

actor212 February 9, 2012 at 5:25 pm

Hey! Palin's wardrobe got an upgrade! And WE paid for it!

Lionel[redacted]Esq February 9, 2012 at 5:26 pm

Assuming, like most invading aliens, they feed off brains, I say we send them Santorum along with Palin, so that they starve to death.

Blueb4sunrise February 9, 2012 at 5:26 pm

needz moar Duck Dodgers

Lascauxcaveman February 9, 2012 at 6:18 pm

Ah, Tuesday nights on Lake Union. I miss that.

bagofmice February 9, 2012 at 8:24 pm

At gasworks?

Lascauxcaveman February 10, 2012 at 2:04 am

No, my buddy had his boat moored at the floating community and mini marina between the Montlake bridge and Madison Park. I remember midnight Hibachi parties and swims off his boat in Lake Washington – as late as November. The Duck Dodge was just a big party, and we never finished anywhere near the top. His boat was a slightly larger version of this, and plenty slow. He made it himself while attending the Port Townsend School of Boat building. The chicks dug it. I got to be the token guitar player, and our specialty was taking the girls for a nighttime sail and making up ribald sea chanties, there in the middle of a lake, in the middle of the city, in the middle of the night.

So, when I talk about my wasted youth, yeah, I'm actually being facetious.

edgydrifter February 9, 2012 at 5:26 pm

Space Nazis or Palins–which ones am I supposed to be rooting for?

Lionel[redacted]Esq February 9, 2012 at 5:28 pm

Go with the Space Nazis. They can probably communicate in English.

Chillwillard February 9, 2012 at 5:43 pm

I find it hard to believe that they would actually fight on opposite sides.

Angry_Marmot February 9, 2012 at 5:56 pm

"Gosh darn it, those fascist family values just make so much common sense."

JackObin February 9, 2012 at 5:26 pm

I'm certain this is what Jefferson and Madison envisioned. But then of course, they were libruls, who are Communists, you know.

SorosBot February 9, 2012 at 5:27 pm

Please; at this point I have a better shot at being President in 2018 than Palin.

MissTaken February 9, 2012 at 5:35 pm

SorosBot/Moon Nazi 2018!

SorosBot February 9, 2012 at 5:40 pm

Nah you can be my running mate. Just think, you'd be the first woman to run for VP who is actually attractive!

MissTaken February 9, 2012 at 6:31 pm

Yay! When you deliver the SOTU I can throw paper airplanes at your head!

Generation[redacted] February 9, 2012 at 6:38 pm

And for the first time in my life I will be truly proud of my country.

HistoriCat February 9, 2012 at 5:52 pm

Ooh – can I be press secretary? Only I demand a strict "tell it like it is" provision in my contract.

SorosBot February 9, 2012 at 5:56 pm

Sure, why not? In fact my entire cabinet will be you fellow Wonkette commenters.

starfanglednut February 9, 2012 at 8:54 pm

Hilarity ensues

And drinking. And buttsecks.

Lionel[redacted]Esq February 9, 2012 at 9:09 pm

I could be Secretary of the Interior, if you know what I mean.

Loaded_Pants February 9, 2012 at 10:40 pm

Can I be Secretary of DHS (Dept. of Homoland Sercurity)? *jumps up & down" oh please, please, please?!

BigDumbRedDog February 9, 2012 at 11:27 pm

Ooh ooh, dibs on secretary of beer and roller coasters!

lulzmonger February 9, 2012 at 11:39 pm

Dibs on Secretary Of Altered States!

Angry_Marmot February 9, 2012 at 5:58 pm

Hell, you've got my vote.

jus_wonderin February 9, 2012 at 5:27 pm

Hell, I can't even watch a faux Sarah depiction where she appears competent. My brain hurts. And I like sci-fi.

GuanoFaucet February 9, 2012 at 5:28 pm

I hate Moon Nazis.

Radiotherapy February 9, 2012 at 5:31 pm

Moon Nazi's…Fuck Offf!!!

Lionel[redacted]Esq February 9, 2012 at 9:09 pm

Take the Moon Nazi's bowling, take them bowling!

Radiotherapy February 9, 2012 at 9:13 pm

Milkmen are dead, no, they really are, but Cracker PAC lives on!

ProgressiveInga February 9, 2012 at 5:28 pm

My money's on the nazi moon people in a squirmish with $arah Palin. She'll quit before the first blitzkrieg.

Geminisunmars February 9, 2012 at 5:33 pm

She'll quit before the first halb blitzkrieg.

Rotundo_ February 9, 2012 at 5:30 pm

Plan 9 from Outer Space will shortly be joined in infamy. Did anyone on set yell "T'row me da visky and let's shoot dis fokker"? This might, like Plan 9 be worth watching for yucks. I wonder if a Glen or Glenda? remake is coming soon?

Lascauxcaveman February 9, 2012 at 6:21 pm

I Wood not think so.

Angry_Marmot February 9, 2012 at 10:09 pm

Pull the string!

chascates February 9, 2012 at 5:30 pm

I call for Joel and the bots to do the commentary on this movie.

MightySix February 9, 2012 at 5:49 pm

C'mon, for this thing, Mike could do just as well.

chascates February 9, 2012 at 5:52 pm

Hell, maybe even just Pearl!

BarackMyWorld February 9, 2012 at 8:06 pm

Mike is kind of a rightwinger…

Lionel[redacted]Esq February 9, 2012 at 9:11 pm

But, in fairness, he has never let that get in the way of the funny….,

Which might make him along with the PJ O'Rourke the only "funny" Conservatives that can claim that.

Chet Kincaid February 9, 2012 at 5:49 pm

That feature appears to be pre-baked.

owhatever February 9, 2012 at 5:31 pm

The moon nazis were quiet until Newt started all that 51st state talk. May be best foreign film of the year.

neiltheblaze February 9, 2012 at 5:31 pm

Oh good – another movie to ignore.

Radiotherapy February 9, 2012 at 5:31 pm

Oh My God Win!

emmelemm February 9, 2012 at 6:33 pm

Will no one say, "I see what you did there" to you? Fine, I will. But it took me a minute.

C_R_Eature February 9, 2012 at 7:33 pm

Awesome.
I'm really glad someone's clever tonight. My brain's still too much in shock from seeing this.

Trannysurprise February 9, 2012 at 5:32 pm

If Lou Sarah is President in 2018, is it wrong for me to root for the Nazi's?

ifthethunderdontgetya February 9, 2012 at 5:33 pm

M-O-O-N, another chance to plug my latest script!

CSI: Moonbase Alpha

On the last episode, Moon Elf Queen Calista ordered the palace detective squad to investigate Emperor Pig Newton's ability to continue to deliver Tiffany diamonds.

Meanwhile Emperor Newton confirmed that he will continue the struggle against the Reptiloid forces of Lord Rmoney from the Galaxy Circinus.

And Moonbassador Palin demanded an increase in her budget for "Space Nazi Defense, and stuff".
~

MissTaken February 9, 2012 at 5:34 pm

♫ When the moon hits your eye
Like a big-a Nazi spy
That's Amore! ♫

prommie February 9, 2012 at 5:44 pm

Eep, opp, ork, ah ah, that means I love you.

jus_wonderin February 9, 2012 at 5:58 pm

R2, is that you???

prommie February 9, 2012 at 6:21 pm

Thats a classic by Jet Screamer; Judy Jetson won a date with him.

Angry_Marmot February 9, 2012 at 6:08 pm

♫ When the Newt's moonstruck fools
Buy Callista a jewel
That's a Whore-ey ♫

nounverb911 February 9, 2012 at 5:35 pm

Does this mean that John Galt has come out of hiding to save us?

Chillwillard February 9, 2012 at 5:35 pm

Fucking Michael Bay really outdid himself with this one. My favorite part is the Pauldenburg blimp going down in flames @ 1:43.

Angry_Marmot February 9, 2012 at 6:03 pm

That's what Megan Fox thought, and where is she now?

mavenmaven February 9, 2012 at 5:36 pm

Bristol is going to sign on to whatever reality show our new masters submit.

fuflans February 9, 2012 at 5:36 pm

way to go 'blind spot pictures'. just when she was rapidly descending the ash pit of history, you go and give her ego an unwarranted boost.

UnionAgitator February 9, 2012 at 5:37 pm

This looks like the best movie ever made.

And here I thought the biggest news of the day was that the Duchess of Windsor was a blow-job queen. http://abcnews.go.com/Health/wallis-simpson-inter

nounverb911 February 9, 2012 at 5:39 pm

Better than "Atlas Shrugged part 2"?

UnionAgitator February 9, 2012 at 5:46 pm

Hell yes!!!!!!!

It's even better than Left Behind IV.

Angry_Marmot February 9, 2012 at 6:09 pm

Oh, like that's news…

UnionAgitator February 9, 2012 at 6:46 pm

It was news to me.

Unfortunately I found out long after she died so it's not news I can use.

Ghoulish Senator Frothy might be up for a hook-up with her.

montreal_bruin February 9, 2012 at 6:18 pm

Umm, wouldn't that be "blow-job duchess?'

UnionAgitator February 9, 2012 at 6:58 pm

Yes, I suppose it would.

My knowledge of how sexually active albeit asexual royals are to be referred to is woefully substandard.

Thanks for setting me straight.

montreal_bruin February 9, 2012 at 7:16 pm

I think it's all in "Burke's Peerage," in the all-new Blowjobs Appendix.

Negropolis February 9, 2012 at 10:39 pm

Ah, yes, the Duchess of Lowball & Cornhole.

Lucidamente1 February 9, 2012 at 5:37 pm

Will there be a special cameo by Joe the Plumber?

Data Exactly February 9, 2012 at 6:20 pm

Yes there will be. In one scene somewhere in the middle, the Moon Nazis are succeeding. President Palin is down on her luck and crying. Then, suddenly, the White House plumbing department manager comes and gives her a rousing victory speech. This fails to improve her attitude on winning, so he takes his plunger and sticks it in her face. This snaps her out of it, and she gets back to a teleconference with her generals, then the plumber drives off in a van.

Generation[redacted] February 9, 2012 at 6:41 pm

Who was that ass-crack pants man?

BigDumbRedDog February 9, 2012 at 11:32 pm

He'll be cleaning Palin's pipes. Wait, this movie is a porno, right?

elviouslyqueer February 9, 2012 at 5:37 pm

Critics agree! It's pants-shittingly shitty!

Flat_Earther February 9, 2012 at 5:39 pm

Will they bring anal probes? Don’t aliens always bring anal probes?

jus_wonderin February 9, 2012 at 5:51 pm

It must be pointed out that that is a stereotype. Only the Little Greys have probes. Now, I don't think we want to discuss what the other aliens bring.

Granted, the Little Greys do have large probes. Which is terrifying, or fun, depending on your perspective.

Flat_Earther February 9, 2012 at 6:35 pm

The little Greys must frequent the Southern U.S. Most of the alien encounters there involve trailer dwellers who have been annually probed often by a being who has taken the shape of a family member.

Thanks for the information.

Generation[redacted] February 9, 2012 at 6:03 pm

This is CPAC. The anal probes are already among us.

Flat_Earther February 9, 2012 at 6:31 pm

Oh, you’re right. It is off to the closet (water or otherwise; real or metaphorical) to assume the wide stance…

Is that Santorum on the seat?

MinAgain February 9, 2012 at 6:14 pm

They're going to be pretty busy, considering the number of assholes that will be present.

Flat_Earther February 9, 2012 at 6:39 pm

Do you think more catchers than pitchers…?

jus_wonderin February 9, 2012 at 5:42 pm

Geez, the Moon really is a harsh mistress.

freakishlywrong February 9, 2012 at 5:45 pm

Oh for fuck's sake. (this will be a cut and paste comment this weekend-Nov 2).

starfanglednut February 9, 2012 at 8:59 pm

I love that comment. We should definitely keep it on retainer.

SayItWithWookies February 9, 2012 at 5:47 pm

So if Newt wants to go to the moon, that probably makes him Neville Chamberlain.

Chet Kincaid February 9, 2012 at 5:48 pm

Needs moar Flesh Gordon.

C_R_Eature February 9, 2012 at 7:19 pm

"Cis, and Decease!"

I do think a Sex Ray would help move the story along. At least it's got a Zeppelin-Phallus.

bumfug February 9, 2012 at 5:50 pm

Dude, if Sarah Palin became president I'd PRAY for fuckin' Moon Nazis.

deanbooth February 9, 2012 at 5:54 pm

"I have had it with these motherfucking Nazis on the motherfucking moon!"

Beowoof February 9, 2012 at 5:55 pm

Will they take her home and deprive us of her leadership?

jus_wonderin February 9, 2012 at 6:00 pm

Giving her fake respect long enough to fool them could, could kill us.

Callyson February 9, 2012 at 6:05 pm

It is the video promo for Sarah Palin’s CPAC keynote on Sunday
Impossible–the Palin character here is much more intelligent than the Palin character IRL…

MinAgain February 9, 2012 at 6:12 pm

What? They couldn't have sprung for 3D?

DahBoner February 9, 2012 at 6:13 pm

We never should have smoked that weed and got the munchies and ate that giant marshmallow-baby Moonbase Gingrich

Bonghits4Jesus February 9, 2012 at 6:15 pm

That's why Newt is 2 Ballchins ahead of Sarah Failin'. We must colonize the moon first!

Generation[redacted] February 9, 2012 at 6:34 pm

And if your head asplodes with dark movie previews,
I'll see you on the Dark Side of the Moon.

Lascauxcaveman February 9, 2012 at 6:40 pm

Sci-Fi writer David Brin (kinda) saw this one coming. Only he got the pantheon of Norse Gods involved, too.

deelzebub February 9, 2012 at 10:34 pm

I'll have to read that one. I love Brin; Earth is one of my top five favorite books.

Lascauxcaveman February 10, 2012 at 2:16 am

He's good. Even better in short story form. One of my fave collections is River of Time which you should get, if you don't have it already.

BZ1 February 9, 2012 at 6:41 pm

Geez, Saturday Night Live promos are getting better, that was Tina Fey wasn't it?

mrblifil February 9, 2012 at 6:43 pm

You know who else…oh fuck it.

Negligently_Joe February 9, 2012 at 6:47 pm

You know, in any scenario where Americans elected Sarah Palin president for life, I'm pretty sure I might end up rooting for the Moon Nazis.

MosesInvests February 9, 2012 at 6:50 pm

If the Moon Nazis invade, which side will the USMC Scout Snipers fight on? (See Mother Jones for explanation.)

Monsieur_Grumpe February 9, 2012 at 6:53 pm

For some reason I find myself cheering for the Nazi.

V572 Flambé February 9, 2012 at 7:03 pm

I totally believed it until "The battle for Earth is gonna get Nazi." Everyone knows Germans have no sense of humor, and that even if they did, they wouldn't stoop to abominable puns like that one.

bagofmice February 9, 2012 at 8:33 pm

But we will. There is no bottom to our abonimable puns. Except for the asses making them.

BaldarTFlagass February 9, 2012 at 8:43 pm

That's a no-shitter. Just read the lightbulb thread.

elburritodeluxe February 9, 2012 at 7:06 pm

Somebody found Philip K. Dick's stash!!

Dashboard Buddha February 9, 2012 at 7:19 pm

If I didn't know this was a comedy, I'd say this was a cross between Mars Needs Women and Castle Wolfenstein.

C_R_Eature February 9, 2012 at 7:20 pm

Just how in hell am I supposed to Godwin this?

WhatTheHeck February 9, 2012 at 7:37 pm

Moon Nazis are people too and as such deserve one term under Palin.

ttommyunger February 9, 2012 at 8:17 pm

Not only do I find the lead in this tale fuckable, her glasses make me want to fuck her and then talk with her for a couple of hours afterward. Odd, that.

BaldarTFlagass February 9, 2012 at 8:41 pm

If we are stupid enough to elect Sarah Palin president, then we deserve whatever punishment the Moon Nazis see fit to dole out to us.

Will you guys hate me if I become a collaborator?

Monsieur_Grumpe February 9, 2012 at 11:24 pm

Yes.

BaldarTFlagass February 10, 2012 at 8:47 am

I meant, with the Nazis.

BaldarTFlagass February 9, 2012 at 8:41 pm

Needz moar Tina Fey.

BaldarTFlagass February 9, 2012 at 9:05 pm

I notice that the Moon Nazis waited until the Schvartze was out of office before attacking.

Sharkey February 9, 2012 at 9:24 pm

Just think what might be hiding on the dark side of Mercury.

Negropolis February 9, 2012 at 10:29 pm

Ummm…WTF?!

BTW, this would be so much better with Britney Spears casted as the president.

Negropolis February 9, 2012 at 10:43 pm

One of these days, Sarah…one of these days…Bang! Zoom! Right to da' Moon!

BigDumbRedDog February 9, 2012 at 11:33 pm

Fucking moon. I knew there was a reason I don't trust it. I'm not just paranoid like the doctors said!!!!!1!!

lulzmonger February 9, 2012 at 11:43 pm

Arbeit Mach 5!

ShaveTheWhales February 10, 2012 at 12:59 am

Fucken Werewolves of Luna.

Monsieur_Grumpe February 10, 2012 at 9:15 am

Is this the sequel to Surf Nazis Must Die? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8LV1S2q2GA

EBL March 8, 2012 at 12:34 pm

This looks like fun! Weeeeeee

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